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E6 - Draluc's Family

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[00:02] ---
    Now, what jobs do we have toda-- Sand!
[00:06] ---
    H-Help me!
[00:07] ---
    Wh-Who are you?!
[00:09] ---
    Hey, Ronaldo, this is--
[00:10] ---
    I'll explain later! I'm being
    chased! Hide me! Hurry!
[00:14] ---
    Th-This is too sudden!
[00:17] ---
    How about above the ceiling?
[00:21] ---
    Who are you? Why are you
    being chased? Who's after you?
[00:25] ---
    Shh! She's here. Be quiet.
[00:37] ---
    Adamppi...
[00:41] ---
    Where are you?
[00:46] ---
    Bite me...!
[02:20] ---
    "Tale of the Empress's Birth"
[02:21] ---
    "Tale of the Empress's Birth"
    Come on, are there even late
    bloomers for blood sucking?
[02:25] ---
    I guess I'll have to turn into
    a vampire and stay by your side.
[02:32] ---
    Hurry up and come out! Bite me!
[02:37] ---
    What the hell?
[02:39] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[02:41] ---
    Why is that...? Why are you being
    chased by someone like that?
[02:44] ---
    Wait, Ronaldo, this man is--
[02:46] ---
    Yeah, I'm Adam. I'm a vampire.
[02:50] ---
    What?!
[02:51] ---
    I'm a fool who has been living
    among humans, though.
[02:55] ---
    Why did a vampire seek refuge here?!
[02:58] ---
    Who was that brave lady, compatriot?
[03:02] ---
    It's a long story...
[03:05] ---
    Two months ago, I was hungry and
    walking around Shin-Yokohama.
[03:11] ---
    And then--
[03:12] ---
    And then? And then?
[03:14] ---
    A cute, delicious-looking girl!
[03:17] ---
    If I make friends with her,
    she might let me suck her blood.
[03:20] ---
    Hey, you over there!
[03:21] ---
    You're really cute.
    Do you wanna grab a bite to eat?
[03:25] ---
    What, are you hitting on me?
[03:27] ---
    That's fine, but you won't do
    anything weird, will you?
[03:29] ---
    Whoa, not you!
[03:31] ---
    Oh, my, you're hot!
[03:33] ---
    I'm Maremi Gekkoin!
[03:34] ---
    "Female College Student - Maremi Gekkoin"
    I'm Maremi Gekkoin!
[03:36] ---
    Nice to meet you!
    Let's trade Messe IDs!
[03:40] ---
    --Let's trade!
    --Help me...!
[03:45] ---
    I didn't know what to do,
    so I told her I was a vampire,
[03:47] ---
    and she started following me around even
    more, saying, "You can suck my blood."
[03:52] ---
    Please, do something about her!
[03:54] ---
    Go home.
[03:54] ---
    Why?! I heard you hunt
    down vampires' problems!
[03:58] ---
    No, I don't! Where'd you hear that?!
[04:00] ---
    This problem stems from
    blind passion. It's foolish.
[04:03] ---
    S-Stop! Don't go down yet!
[04:05] ---
    I was in the middle of a game.
[04:08] ---
    A presence!
[04:10] ---
    --Adamppi, fall in love!
    --Sand...!
[04:13] ---
    Oh, no, this isn't him.
[04:15] ---
    Who's this person slipping
    silkily through my fingers?
[04:17] ---
    Adamppi, you meanie! Bite me!
[04:20] ---
    She's gotten more aggressive
    as her love grows...
[04:24] ---
    That's scary.
[04:28] ---
    Please, help me!
[04:29] ---
    Are you stupid? No one can
    do anything about this!
[04:32] ---
    Then, I'll leave this town!
[04:34] ---
    Just help me get out
    without her seeing me!
[04:37] ---
    Damn it, why do I get all the idiots?!
[04:42] ---
    Listen, you can get to the hallway
    upstairs from there.
[04:45] ---
    While that girl's watching
    the office, run down the stairs.
[04:48] ---
    You're on your own after that.
[04:50] ---
    Thanks. I owe you one.
[04:53] ---
    John, we'll collect Lord
    Dral later. Come here!
[05:03] ---
    All right, the coast looks clear.
[05:05] ---
    Wait, keep your voice down!
[05:07] ---
    She's in her college's choir,
    so she has good ears.
[05:12] ---
    Why do you kind of know about her?
[05:14] ---
    "Clubs - Choir, etc."
    "Hobbies - Eating meat"
    "Attracted to - Adamcchi"
    Well, she forced her profile on me...
[05:20] ---
    Found you, Adamppi.
[05:23] ---
    Our game of tag is over.
[05:25] ---
    Today's the day I'll let
    you suck my blood!
[05:28] ---
    I'll become a vampire and stay
    with you forever, Adamppi!
[05:33] ---
    It's fine, that's not necessary!
[05:35] ---
    You won't be popular if you hold
    back too much! Now, bite me!
[05:40] ---
    A dead end!
[05:41] ---
    "Evacuation Apparatus"
    A dead end!
[05:45] ---
    Bite me...!
[06:05] ---
    Wh-Why...?
[06:09] ---
    Why did you save me?
[06:13] ---
    I was so rude to you...
[06:17] ---
    That's... not true...
[06:22] ---
    You're kind...
[06:25] ---
    You never... called me... "ugly"...
[06:34] ---
    I was happy... Sorry I kept...
    following you around...
[06:43] ---
    I'm okay dying... for your sake...
[06:46] ---
    Don't... Don't say that!
[06:51] ---
    We're always going to be together, right?!
[07:02] ---
    Wh-What happened?!
[07:04] ---
    She's rapidly transforming into a vampire!
[07:07] ---
    She has the aptitude to
    become a huge vampire!
[07:13] ---
    My chest throbs!
    I'm brimming with life!
[07:18] ---
    So this is what "love force" means!
[07:23] ---
    "Vampire Empress - Maremi Gekkoin"
[07:23] ---
    "Vampire Empress - Maremi Gekkoin"
    Vampire Empress, Maremi Gekkoin.
[07:28] ---
    Bursting... onto the scene...
[07:32] ---
    I feel radiant.
    Like I returned to my true form.
[07:38] ---
    Now, let us go, Adamppi.
[07:42] ---
    Y... Yes.
[07:48] ---
    This is the start of a new night.
[08:01] ---
    "Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency"
[08:02] ---
    "Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency"
    And so, Maremi and I have started
    going out, but I'm too weak, so...
[08:03] ---
    And so, Maremi and I have started
    going out, but I'm too weak, so...
[08:09] ---
    I want to become a man that is her equal!
[08:12] ---
    Please introduce me to a gym
    you recommend for vampires!
[08:15] ---
    Go home!
[08:20] ---
    "New Year's Sale"
[08:21] ---
    "New Year's Sale"
    "Draluc's Family"
[08:23] ---
    "Draluc's Family"
[08:24] ---
    "Draluc's Family"
    Thank you!
[08:27] ---
    Man... it's the new year,
    and I'm still living with that idiot?
[08:35] ---
    John! John!
[08:39] ---
    John, it's a little late,
    but here's a New Year's gift.
[08:44] ---
    I told you, not this year.
    I cannot go to the New Year's party.
[08:48] ---
    What? I want to see you!
[08:51] ---
    I will be in Shin-Yokohama
    on that day, Father.
[08:53] ---
    Then, let's have it in Shin-Yokohama!
    We can rent out the Vrince Hotel.
[08:57] ---
    I have plans with the human
    I was telling you about.
[08:59] ---
    Bring that human with you.
    I'll give him a New Year's gift, too.
[09:04] ---
    Ronaldo, do you want to come
    to my family's New Year's party?
[09:07] ---
    Are you stupid?!
[09:09] ---
    Father, I'll see you at the party.
[09:12] ---
    I'm a vampire hunter.
    Do you know what that means?
[09:15] ---
    That's like inviting a ball of
    boric acid to a cockroach nest.
[09:19] ---
    I'll hide the fact that you're a hunter.
[09:22] ---
    I want to introduce you
    as my friend to my family!
[09:25] ---
    I can see what you actually want!
[09:26] ---
    Don't be so cold. I think it'll be a good
    story for The Ronaldo Chronicles.
[09:30] ---
    Shut up, idiot--!
[09:33] ---
    Wait, a gathering of vampires...
    As a hunter, should I be supervising this?
[09:38] ---
    I mean, if I don't and something happens,
    it'll probably be made out to be my fault!
[09:42] ---
    I'm only going to stop by.
[09:44] ---
    Yay!
[09:47] ---
    They rented out the top
    floor of the Vrince Hotel?
[09:55] ---
    Hm? Draluc, I've missed you!
[09:55] ---
    "Draluc's Father - Draus"
    Hm? Draluc, I've missed you!
[09:59] ---
    Long time no see!
    Here's your New Year's gift.
[10:02] ---
    And one for John, too.
[10:04] ---
    Thanks.
[10:05] ---
    Oh, I'll take care of his, too.
[10:08] ---
    Is Mother still working?
[10:10] ---
    Yes, Mira is so busy...
[10:19] ---
    Hello, human. I've heard
    about you from Draluc.
[10:23] ---
    Huh? Oh, hello.
[10:25] ---
    He says you are a pole dancer?
[10:27] ---
    I'm gonna kill you, Draluc.
[10:29] ---
    How did a pole dancer meet Draluc?
[10:32] ---
    I'm gonna kill you, Draluc. Five times.
[10:35] ---
    Oh, um...
[10:37] ---
    I met him while he was performing
    in front of the station.
[10:40] ---
    Performing a pole dance?
[10:41] ---
    You bastard!
[10:42] ---
    Oh, um, please excuse us for a moment.
[10:46] ---
    Why are you telling people we met
    at the station? What the hell?!
[10:49] ---
    What am I supposed to say then?
[10:50] ---
    I didn't tell anyone
    the castle was destroyed.
[10:53] ---
    Are you seriously an idiot?!
[10:55] ---
    That was originally
    my grandfather's castle.
[10:58] ---
    I thought he'd be a little mad about it.
[11:00] ---
    The fact that you think he'd just
    be a little mad is scary, too.
[11:03] ---
    You're complicit in the
    castle's destruction, too.
[11:05] ---
    You should get your story straight
    for your own sake, as well.
[11:08] ---
    I'm a hunter. Even if you all
    gang up on me, I'm not scared!
[11:13] ---
    We're a family that's friendly to humans.
[11:16] ---
    Even if they find out
    the castle was destroyed,
[11:17] ---
    my father and the
    others won't get violent.
[11:20] ---
    They might sue, though.
[11:22] ---
    Stop!
[11:23] ---
    Right? It's to hide this from my family.
    Just pretend to be a pole dancer for now!
[11:28] ---
    You just think it's funny!
[11:33] ---
    Damn it, why is this happening to me?
[11:36] ---
    Hey, human.
[11:38] ---
    Oh, you're--
[11:39] ---
    "Draluc's Aunt - Gorgona"
    I'm Draluc's aunt, Gorgona.
[11:41] ---
    Oh, I'm--
[11:43] ---
    If I search your name online,
    will I get any hits?
[11:46] ---
    You're a pole dancer in Shin-Yokohama?
[11:48] ---
    My name is Paul... Paul McCartney...
[11:52] ---
    Oh, that's a good name for a pole dancer.
[11:55] ---
    That was close!
[11:56] ---
    If she'd searched for Ronaldo, she
    would've gotten The Ronaldo Chronicles.
[11:59] ---
    Then, she wouldn't have just
    found out that I was a hunter--
[12:01] ---
    I wrote about destroying
    Castle Draluc in there!
[12:02] ---
    "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
    I wrote about destroying
    Castle Draluc in there!
[12:05] ---
    "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
    If anyone here reads it,
    I'd be sued for sure!
[12:07] ---
    If anyone here reads it,
    I'd be sued for sure!
[12:08] ---
    It's no good. I can't find you.
[12:10] ---
    Well, I'm just a third-rate pole dancer...
[12:13] ---
    Is there anything else I could search?
[12:14] ---
    People you've performed with?
    Places you've performed?
[12:16] ---
    Why are you so fixated on pole dancing?!
[12:18] ---
    Why are you yelling, Rona--?
[12:20] ---
    Hey, John's lonely! Look!
[12:24] ---
    Right now, I'm the pole dancer,
    Paul McCartney, okay?!
[12:28] ---
    That's a good name.
[12:29] ---
    Stop messing around.
    Are you even trying to hide anything?
[12:31] ---
    S-Sorry.
[12:32] ---
    "Rona"? What about him?
[12:35] ---
    Oh, this guy's nickname is
    "Rowdy Lolicon Bastard."
[12:37] ---
    --Bastard!
    --What?!
[12:39] ---
    Are you teaching my son strange things?!
[12:41] ---
    I am not, idiot!
[12:42] ---
    Draus, everyone is free to have fetishes
    as long as it doesn't hurt others.
[12:47] ---
    What kind of help am I getting here?
[12:49] ---
    I for one can't wait to see
    a young man's pole dance.
[12:53] ---
    There's no pole here right now!
[12:55] ---
    Draluc, why are you with someone like him?
[12:58] ---
    His pole dancing is
    actually a work of art.
[13:01] ---
    Oh?
[13:02] ---
    Then let me ask you--what are you
    expressing through your pole dancing?
[13:06] ---
    Hell if I know!
[13:08] ---
    J-Japan's four seasons...?
[13:13] ---
    --S-Sand...
[13:14] ---
    --Don't die while laughing!
    --S-Sand...
[13:16] ---
    Using pole dance to show the
    vicissitudes and colors of time...
[13:19] ---
    Draluc was able to see
    those sensibilities?
[13:22] ---
    I expect nothing less from my son.
[13:23] ---
    Don't be satisfied with that answer!
[13:25] ---
    I was an idiot to think about supervising
    this as a hunter. I don't care anymore.
[13:29] ---
    I'm going home!
[13:32] ---
    Oh, excuse me.
[13:36] ---
    Grandfather?! I thought you said
    you were not coming today!
[13:42] ---
    I changed my mind.
[13:44] ---
    Grandfather?
[13:45] ---
    He is my grandfather
    and the head of our family!
[13:49] ---
    "Draluc's Grandfather - Progenitor"
    The strongest vampire of our entire
    family, and the hardest one to deal with.
[13:54] ---
    A son of man... A friend of Draluc's?
[13:58] ---
    Huh? Uh, yes...
[14:01] ---
    I see. Nice to meet you.
    I want to be your friend, as well.
[14:06] ---
    What? He's pretty friendly.
[14:10] ---
    Here's my QR code.
    Please follow me on social media.
[14:15] ---
    That's being too frank!
[14:16] ---
    Be careful! Grandfather sends stickers
    by the second! It's such a bother!
[14:22] ---
    Shut up! I was an idiot for being wary
    of your grandfather for even a second!
[14:26] ---
    No! Grandfather really is
    hard to deal with!
[14:29] ---
    His stamina and energy
    are like that of a monster,
[14:31] ---
    and he makes the whole family go along
    with his hobbies and whims!
[14:35] ---
    We'll ride bikes next.
[14:37] ---
    At last year's New Year's party,
[14:39] ---
    the whole family had to do a triathlon
    for the entertainment!
[14:43] ---
    He's like a troublesome boss.
[14:46] ---
    This year, I brought a
    handmade board game.
[14:48] ---
    No...!
[14:49] ---
    I didn't know you'd do that!
[14:51] ---
    Please stop, Grandfather!
[14:53] ---
    There are even prizes
    for the fastest finishers,
[14:55] ---
    like a flat-screen TV,
    a noodle maker, and a live cow.
[15:00] ---
    And books recommended by the bookstore.
[15:05] ---
    Wh-What is it, Paul?
[15:07] ---
    Was that a shout to fire himself up?
[15:09] ---
    Um, well...
[15:11] ---
    If someone wins the game...
[15:13] ---
    ...and gets The Ronaldo
    Chronicles
as a prize...
[15:15] ---
    ...they'll read it...
[15:17] ---
    ...and find out everything.
[15:19] ---
    Grandfather, is it possible
    to just have a prize...?
[15:22] ---
    It's not good to cheat.
[15:29] ---
    "Draluc's Family, Continued"
[15:31] ---
    "Draluc's Family, Continued"
    To summarize--
[15:33] ---
    We need to beat this hellish board game
    made by that old man having fun by himself
[15:37] ---
    and claim The Ronaldo
    Chronicles
as our prize,
[15:40] ---
    or your family will find out
    about the castle and sue...
[15:44] ---
    Do your best!
[15:45] ---
    I don't want them to find out, either!
[15:47] ---
    But we can't deal with this normally.
    We're up against my family here.
[15:52] ---
    Unlike me, they're all vampires
    with great power.
[15:55] ---
    They're strong opponents!
[15:57] ---
    At my father's level, he can use
    pretty much all vampire abilities.
[16:01] ---
    So that's why everyone's afraid of the
    board game and getting serious about it?
[16:05] ---
    That's terrible.
[16:06] ---
    Of course they're scared. Grandfather
    is the one standing atop our family.
[16:12] ---
    In the first place, the entertainment
    Grandfather prepares is never safe.
[16:15] ---
    Someone should tell him to stop!
[16:17] ---
    If that worked, we wouldn't have to--
[16:18] ---
    Here are the rules.
[16:19] ---
    Sand!
[16:21] ---
    You'll all be your own game
    pieces and roll the die,
[16:24] ---
    moving that number of spaces.
[16:26] ---
    I got three. One, two, three.
[16:29] ---
    Turn over the panel on the space you
    land on and do what the panel says.
[16:34] ---
    Panel, open.
[16:37] ---
    "Landmine"
[16:40] ---
    Okay, let's begin.
[16:41] ---
    No way!
[16:45] ---
    Anyway, we know a three means death.
[16:46] ---
    There's no guarantee we won't die
    on a different space, though.
[16:48] ---
    We need to figure out a way to get
    through on just the safe spaces...
[16:51] ---
    Father, let's play as a team.
[16:54] ---
    I'll roll the die, and you
    can be the game piece.
[16:57] ---
    You shitty bastard!
[16:58] ---
    Your daddy will do his best...
[16:59] ---
    Yay!
[17:00] ---
    Don't baby him!
[17:06] ---
    Father, it's a five!
[17:07] ---
    All right, we escaped
    the landmine. Good job, son.
[17:11] ---
    Two, three, four, five!
[17:14] ---
    Panel, open!
[17:18] ---
    "Vampiric pitcher plant"
    "Skip a turn"
[17:20] ---
    I-It's warm...
[17:22] ---
    Father!
[17:24] ---
    Sorry I'm such a bad father, Draluc.
[17:27] ---
    What are you saying?
[17:29] ---
    This will cause me trouble!
    Hurry up and get out of there!
[17:32] ---
    You scum!
[17:34] ---
    You're next, Gorgona.
[17:36] ---
    I don't want to repeat Draus's failure.
    I'll use my power.
[17:44] ---
    Yes, a six! All right!
[17:47] ---
    I'll go on ahead, Draus.
[17:50] ---
    "Go back 1 space"
[17:52] ---
    It's so warm...
[17:53] ---
    So relaxing...
[17:55] ---
    Next, Paul!
[17:59] ---
    "3 - death"
[18:00] ---
    "3 - death"
    "5 - death"
    "6 - death"
[18:02] ---
    I have a 50% chance of dying!
[18:05] ---
    Damn it, go!
[18:08] ---
    All right! Good job, me!
[18:10] ---
    Panel, open! Come on!
[18:12] ---
    "Wear bunny girl outfit for rest of game"
[18:16] ---
    The bunny space is safe!
[18:18] ---
    A thousand times better than the landmine!
[18:19] ---
    Get a four at all costs!
[18:21] ---
    A person's dignity is fragile.
[18:23] ---
    Who's next?
[18:25] ---
    Predict what's in the spaces
    with super intuition.
[18:28] ---
    Manipulate the number on
    the die with psychokinesis.
[18:30] ---
    I got a four!
[18:32] ---
    "Swamp"
[18:33] ---
    "Spring"
[18:35] ---
    "Soran work song"
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[18:38] ---
    Take this!
[18:43] ---
    All right! Only five more spaces...
[18:46] ---
    "Finish your sentences with 'meow'"
[18:47] ---
    ...to the goal, meow.
[18:50] ---
    I'm glad you're having fun.
[18:53] ---
    Thanks... meow!
[18:56] ---
    Rona-- Paul, we can win this!
[18:59] ---
    If one of us gets a 5, then we're done!
[19:02] ---
    Now, let's go, Father.
[19:04] ---
    I'm counting on you, son. Meow.
[19:08] ---
    Draluc Dice Roll!
[19:11] ---
    "Go back to start"
[19:14] ---
    Sorry.
[19:15] ---
    You idiot, meow!
[19:18] ---
    Oh. I caught up to you. Meow.
[19:22] ---
    Crap, crap, crap.
    If I don't win now, it's over for me!
[19:26] ---
    Paul, you're next.
[19:30] ---
    Pole Dancer Throw-In!
[19:34] ---
    Veboa-bipi-eabat-tarabaa!
[19:41] ---
    Jaa-shara-ha!
[19:48] ---
    Goal!
[19:49] ---
    Congratulations! Here are the prizes.
[19:51] ---
    I recommend the cow.
[19:53] ---
    No, I'd rather have these cool books!
[19:57] ---
    Well then, let's continue
    until everyone finishes.
[19:59] ---
    No, let's end it here.
[20:01] ---
    Someone already won.
[20:02] ---
    Three cheers for Paul!
[20:04] ---
    I-It worked out somehow...
[20:06] ---
    Good work, Paul the Bunny.
[20:08] ---
    I'll kill you.
[20:11] ---
    Speaking of which, before I got here,
[20:13] ---
    I stopped by Draluc's castle, but it was
    blown to bits. What happened to it?
[20:18] ---
    What? The castle... blown to...?
[20:20] ---
    It was completely destroyed.
[20:22] ---
    What?!
[20:23] ---
    Ronaldo did it!
[20:24] ---
    Bastard!
[20:25] ---
    He's actually the hunter, Ronaldo, and--
    Oh, the details are written in this book.
[20:32] ---
    It... It's all over...
[20:36] ---
    Huh? Seriously, what should I do?
    Should I ask them not to sue me?
[20:39] ---
    Should I eliminate them all
    before they try to sue?
[20:41] ---
    --No, that's too much, even for me.
[20:42] ---
    --Paul! I mean, Ronaldo.
    --No, that's too much, even for me.
[20:44] ---
    Huh?
[20:46] ---
    I read your books! I was so moved!
[20:49] ---
    Draluc has been weak
    ever since he was a child,
[20:52] ---
    so I didn't think he would
    ever be able to live alone.
[20:55] ---
    But for that son to grow to become
    able to fight evenly with a hunter
[20:58] ---
    and work with him to eliminate
    our evil compatriots--
[21:02] ---
    A castle or two is nothing
    if it's to help Draluc!
[21:05] ---
    There's a limit to how much
    you should spoil your kid!
[21:07] ---
    It's fine. It's just a castle.
[21:09] ---
    So easygoing!
[21:11] ---
    Well then, why don't we close
    with three cheers?
[21:14] ---
    Yeah!
[21:15] ---
    --Um, well, I guess I'll be counting
    on you from now on, too, Ronaldo--
    --Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip,
    hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!
[21:21] ---
    Dra... luc...!
[21:25] ---
    "The End"
    Dra... luc...!
[21:34] ---
    Draluc.
[21:37] ---
    Yes?
[21:38] ---
    Cherish your human friend.
[21:43] ---
    I will, Grandfather.
[21:51] ---
    "The merry man comes in the night"
[21:59] ---
    Is this some kind of metaphor?
[22:02] ---
    Don't touch that guy's beam!
[22:06] ---
    The vampire dies in no time.