E3 - Lovecall of Sanzu

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[00:01] ---
    "Autumn Books"
[00:03] ---
    "Editors' Meeting in Progress"
[00:09] ---
    "Autumn Books Editor - Sanzu"
[00:30] ---
    "Autumn Books Editor-in-Chief - Go"
[00:31] ---
    Match! The winner is Fukuma!
[00:33] ---
    "Autumn Books Credo:
    Sell three hundred million copies
    of the first edition"
[00:34] ---
    So, Fukuma will remain editor in charge of
    The Ronaldo Chronicles for the present term.
[00:38] ---
    I'm much obliged.
[00:42] ---
    As expected, I didn't
    stand a chance in the duel.
[00:46] ---
    Even so...
[00:48] ---
    I'm the one who will be in charge
    of The Ronaldo Chronicles!
[02:25] ---
    And so, I have come to Shin-Yokohama!
[02:29] ---
    If I can't win at the editors' meeting,
[02:31] ---
    then I just have to get the author
    himself to ask to switch to me.
[02:35] ---
    Come here!
[02:36] ---
    Just you watch, Fukuma!
    With this, The War Chronicles of Rona--?
[02:39] ---
    Huh? Are you a client?
[02:44] ---
    Ronaldo...!
[02:45] ---
    Huh?!
[02:50] ---
    It's R-R-R-R-R-Ronaldo!
[02:52] ---
    Ronaldo in the flesh! Right in front of my eyes!
[02:54] ---
    --The way you moved just now...
    Are you all right?!
    --He's so cool!
[02:57] ---
    It's been a number of years since
    I started following Ronaldo's work.
[03:00] ---
    After I found out on his blog that he'd
    be publishing an autobiographical novel,
[03:02] ---
    I joined Autumn Books.
[03:04] ---
    This is the only place for me!
[03:07] ---
    But no thanks to that super strong,
    super evil bastard, Fukuma,
[03:10] ---
    I haven't been able to take over, and I'm
    left grinding my teeth every day in anger.
[03:13] ---
    But if I can get him to cut ties with Fukuma,
[03:15] ---
    then I can finally be the editor in charge
    of Ronaldo, whom I admire so much!
[03:17] ---
    R-R-Ronaldo...
[03:19] ---
    Y-Yes?
[03:20] ---
    Will you do it with me?
[03:21] ---
    Do what?!
[03:22] ---
    I'll put you in gently!
    I'll definitely make you big!
[03:27] ---
    Wait! Wait just a minute!
[03:29] ---
    C-Calm down!
[03:30] ---
    This is our first time meeting, and we
    don't have that kind of relationship...!
[03:34] ---
    I'm being rude to Ronaldo...!
[03:37] ---
    Please scold me.
[03:38] ---
    That's too kinky for me!
[03:41] ---
    S-So, what did you need from me?
[03:44] ---
    That's all for now!
[03:46] ---
    I still don't know what you wanted!
[03:51] ---
    Why did it turn out like this?
[03:54] ---
    You appear in need of help.
    Shall I lend you a hand, Miss?
[03:58] ---
    Y-You're... the vampire, Draluc?!
[04:01] ---
    Indeed, I am.
[04:03] ---
    Are you the small fry vampire that
    first appears in volume 2, chapter 9?
[04:06] ---
    I'm so jealous you get to
    be partners with Ronaldo!
[04:08] ---
    I'll kill you!
[04:10] ---
    Please get his autograph for me!
[04:11] ---
    Come on!
[04:13] ---
    We've got another gross one like Handa.
[04:19] ---
    I see.
[04:21] ---
    In other words, you wanted to be the editor
    in charge of The Ronaldo Chronicles so badly
[04:25] ---
    that you ended up acting strangely ditzy.
[04:28] ---
    Sand...
[04:29] ---
    I'll kill you.
[04:31] ---
    All right! I'll help you.
[04:34] ---
    What?
[04:35] ---
    You don't feel any obligation toward Fukuma?
[04:38] ---
    If you're a better editor,
    then it would help Ronaldo, too.
[04:43] ---
    You...
[04:45] ---
    If that'll result in a better book,
    then I'll spare no effort!
[04:49] ---
    I'm not doing this for your
    entertainment, damn it!
[04:53] ---
    Now, to help with your nerves...
[04:57] ---
    ...put that earpiece on and go in!
    I'll tell you what to say!
[05:01] ---
    Seems fishy!
[05:02] ---
    It's fine, trust me.
[05:05] ---
    Fine...
[05:08] ---
    First, start over from the greeting!
[05:12] ---
    S-Sorry about earlier...
[05:14] ---
    Oh, um, hello...
[05:15] ---
    M-My name is Sanzu, and I'm from Autumn Books.
[05:18] ---
    Oh, you're from Autumn Books?
    You should've said that from the start.
[05:23] ---
    Okay, good.
[05:24] ---
    So, what did you need from me?
[05:26] ---
    Together... Let's work on...
    The Ronaldo Chronicles...
[05:30] ---
    Please be with me... The Ronaldo
    Chronicles and me... with me...
[05:33] ---
    Please form a union with me!
[05:35] ---
    Idiot...!
[05:37] ---
    "A union"?! Is that something dirty?!
[05:39] ---
    No, that's not it...
[05:41] ---
    She must mean this!
[05:46] ---
    I still want to stay me!
[05:48] ---
    Yes, you're lucky Ronaldo is also an idiot.
[05:51] ---
    That's not it! I was trying to say,
    "Let's work together"!
[05:54] ---
    No, the problem is that
    you're a little too direct.
[05:58] ---
    Instead of asking right away, you should
    make him like you first, don't you think?
[06:01] ---
    First, casually compliment Ronaldo.
    He's weak to flattery. It'll be easy.
[06:09] ---
    Rona-- Ronaldo!
[06:10] ---
    Y-Yes?!
[06:11] ---
    You're an amazing writer!
[06:14] ---
    Huh? Th-Thank you...
[06:17] ---
    Being able to blow off deadlines
    like they're nothing--
[06:19] ---
    You're as bold as a master writer!
[06:21] ---
    Oh, a body blow!
[06:23] ---
    Being late every time isn't something
    people can do normally!
[06:27] ---
    It's proof that you're a big shot!
[06:29] ---
    And stomping to rub salt in the wound!
[06:33] ---
    Don't you think she did a wonderful job
    driving back her opponent, John?
[06:36] ---
    What?! Oh, no, Ronaldo...!
[06:40] ---
    No, it is as you say.
[06:43] ---
    I'm only able to get by somehow
    thanks to Mr. Fukuma.
[06:49] ---
    Without Mr. Fukuma,
    I wouldn't be writing anymore.
[06:55] ---
    Mr. Fukuma has really taken
    such good care of me...
[07:02] ---
    Ronaldo explodes with a series of counters!
[07:07] ---
    Time out...
[07:10] ---
    Sand!
[07:11] ---
    Ronaldo trusts Mr. Fukuma more than I expected.
[07:15] ---
    Why?! Fukuma's a super strong, super evil,
    underhanded scum bastard!
[07:19] ---
    Hmm, why don't you try bringing that up, then?
[07:22] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[07:24] ---
    Even Ronaldo should feel some
    frustration toward Mr. Fukuma.
[07:28] ---
    Don't you think griping about him together
    will make him like you more?
[07:32] ---
    I-I see!
[07:35] ---
    Thank you for allowing me the time out.
[07:36] ---
    Oh, it's fine.
[07:37] ---
    B-But it must be tough for you, Ronaldo.
[07:40] ---
    You know, because Mr. Fukuma's so extreme...
[07:43] ---
    It's true that he can be extreme.
[07:45] ---
    He's ripped my clothes to shreds
    with his battle-axe before...
[07:50] ---
    He bit!
[07:51] ---
    Right? He always gets me with his axe,
    too, so I'm like, "I'm gonna kill you"!
[07:55] ---
    And on his desk, he's got like this shrine
    of cats, which is basically pagan worship,
[07:59] ---
    and for waterfall rituals he always enters
    with his left elbow, which I don't get.
[08:02] ---
    Like, who does that, right?
[08:05] ---
    Miss Sanzu.
[08:05] ---
    Yes?
[08:08] ---
    You're really close to Mr. Fukuma, aren't you?
[08:13] ---
    T-T-T-Time out...
[08:18] ---
    Hmm, Ronaldo's dense, too.
    All right! Time for our trump card.
[08:21] ---
    Operation: Aim for His Heart!
[08:25] ---
    Ronaldo is so unpopular with
    girls it surprises even me.
[08:28] ---
    If you just approach him a little,
    he should be putty in your hands. Now, go!
[08:35] ---
    R-Ronaldo!
[08:37] ---
    Oh, my foot slipped!
[08:40] ---
    Now!
[08:45] ---
    Northern Lights Suplex!
[08:51] ---
    Oh, I'm so sorry! That was an accident!
[08:53] ---
    I-It's fine...
[08:55] ---
    And Ronaldo's down!
[08:57] ---
    One... Two...
[08:59] ---
    Th-- Sand!
[09:02] ---
    I thought something was weird!
    It was your hand in it, scum idiot sand!
[09:06] ---
    I'm sorry, Miss Sanzu.
[09:08] ---
    Oh, no, I just...
[09:11] ---
    You came to support Mr. Fukuma, right?
[09:13] ---
    Why'd it end up like that?!
[09:16] ---
    I didn't know Mr. Fukuma had
    a junior he was so close to.
[09:19] ---
    You said all that stuff about my
    deadlines to fire me up, right?
[09:23] ---
    And the wrestling move was for me to use
    as reference for the action scenes, right?
[09:27] ---
    That's stretching it a bit too far!
[09:29] ---
    Th... That's not it...
[09:32] ---
    I... um...
[09:37] ---
    Ronaldo! Will you--?
[09:40] ---
    Thanks for your hard work, Sanzu.
[09:43] ---
    Your support and consideration make me so happy.
[09:49] ---
    D-Don't tell me... from the start...
[09:52] ---
    Did it help with your action scenes?
[09:54] ---
    Yeah, it was very effective.
[09:56] ---
    Thank you for taking care of my junior.
[09:58] ---
    Oh, I didn't do that much.
[10:00] ---
    Sand! Shining Wizard!
[10:06] ---
    I finally appeared in the anime!
[10:10] ---
    Hello, everyone. I'm Sagyo
    from the Vampire Control Division.
[10:10] ---
    "Do Your Best, Sagyo"
[10:11] ---
    "Do Your Best, Sagyo"
    "Kanagawa Prefectural Police
    Vampire Control Division - Sagyo"
[10:14] ---
    Everyone knows who I am by now, right?
[10:14] ---
    "My name is Sagyo."
[10:16] ---
    "My name is Sagyo."
    "You haven't forgotten, have you?"
[10:17] ---
    "My name is Sagyo."
    "You haven't forgotten, have you?"
    "I'm Sagyo."
[10:19] ---
    Our duty is to protect the public
    and their way of life.
[10:22] ---
    Our various members resolve problems every day!
[10:26] ---
    I'm still new at this, but I'll do
    my best to catch up to my seniors.
[10:30] ---
    Now, I'll do my best today, too!
[10:35] ---
    How's that, Ronaldo?!
    You can't do a thing against me!
[10:39] ---
    What's wrong? Aren't you coming in, Sagyo?
[10:41] ---
    This is one of my seniors, Tou Handa.
[10:44] ---
    He's a talented dhampir,
[10:46] ---
    but more than that, he messes up
    a lot and causes trouble.
[10:50] ---
    Hurry up and come in and start working.
[10:51] ---
    What were you doing at work?
[10:54] ---
    I was punching a Ronaldo-shaped punching bag.
[10:56] ---
    I meant that you should be working, idiot!
[10:58] ---
    I already took care of my usual duties.
[11:01] ---
    Here are my reports, and these
    are waiting for approval.
[11:03] ---
    It's worse because he can actually
    get his work done, too...
[11:07] ---
    If it weren't for the Ronaldo stuff,
    he'd be an excellent employee.
[11:10] ---
    We're going out, Sagyo.
[11:11] ---
    Huh? Where are we going?
[11:12] ---
    There's a job I need your help with--
    an undercover investigation!
[11:17] ---
    "Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency"
    "Everyone welcome"
[11:18] ---
    All right!
[11:19] ---
    Now, we will commence our mission to put
    a celery fondue in Ronaldo's desk--
[11:23] ---
    I'm going home.
[11:24] ---
    I wanted to make it so that when he
    opens his desk drawer, this pops out.
[11:28] ---
    Oh, my celery!
[11:30] ---
    I brought you here to be the test subject.
[11:33] ---
    Don't bring me here for that!
    And don't involve me with your hobbies!
[11:36] ---
    This is a proper undercover investigation!
[11:39] ---
    It's under the pretext of
    investigating the vampire, Draluc.
[11:42] ---
    Idiots who are capable are scary...!
[11:45] ---
    This won't end with just the owner
    being mad when he gets back.
[11:48] ---
    Don't worry, I'll cover for you.
[11:50] ---
    You're the one who'll be in trouble!
    I'm the victim here!
[11:53] ---
    Man, today's job was weird, too.
[11:55] ---
    --People must think of you as an entertainer.
    --See, they're back!
[11:58] ---
    --Sand!
    --What should we do now...?
[12:00] ---
    He's gone!
[12:02] ---
    I never thought I'd perform
    as a vampire limbo dancer.
[12:04] ---
    We're home...
[12:05] ---
    Huh? Did I forget to turn off the ligh--
[12:07] ---
    Cele-- Ah, that stinks!
    What the celery is this?!
[12:10] ---
    Whoa, that's gross.
[12:11] ---
    Handa, show yourself!
[12:13] ---
    --I knocked over the celery in my hurry...
    --This has to be you!
[12:15] ---
    I have no choice. I'll go out there,
    tell them the truth and apologize.
[12:19] ---
    Today's the day you will not be forgiven!
[12:23] ---
    Drink it all! Drink it and then clean it up!
[12:26] ---
    Stupid Handa, stupid--
    Huh? He's not here.
[12:30] ---
    Perhaps he went out the window?
[12:31] ---
    Damn it, did he get away?!
[12:34] ---
    Oh, no! I was so surprised that I
    went into the closet by accident!
[12:37] ---
    Only burglars and perverts act like this!
[12:40] ---
    What if I go on the offensive
    and boldly walk out--?
[12:42] ---
    I was here for a little investigation.
[12:44] ---
    Oh, of course.
[12:45] ---
    Th-That won't work! I can't act
    like that airheaded Handa!
[12:49] ---
    The last thing I want is to be like him!
[12:51] ---
    Anyway, we should clean up.
    John, get a new dust cloth from the closet.
[12:56] ---
    Ronaldo, you bring over a bucket.
[12:58] ---
    Where was it again...?
[13:01] ---
    Sand!
[13:03] ---
    Huh? Something's in the closet?
[13:05] ---
    Handa!
[13:07] ---
    Handa? No way.
[13:08] ---
    Are you dumb? Only Handa would be
    stupid enough to hide in a place like that!
[13:12] ---
    Hey, it's time to pay the piper!
[13:14] ---
    Oh, no... This is no time
    to think about hurt feelings!
[13:16] ---
    --I need to talk my way out of this somehow...!
    --Get over here and clean up, stupid Handa!
[13:18] ---
    I can't believe you even threatened John!
    You won't get away with-- Handa, you-- Cel--!
[13:22] ---
    Han? Cele... Han-celery...
    The celery's alive...?
[13:26] ---
    Cele-cele-cele--!
[13:29] ---
    The celery's alive!
[13:33] ---
    Did you see that?!
    The vampiric celery's alive!
[13:36] ---
    This place is no good now...!
[13:37] ---
    Huh? Vampiric celery?
[13:40] ---
    Did I get away with it?
[13:47] ---
    What is this? An inferior vampire?
[13:50] ---
    I don't have a weapon. What should I do?
[13:53] ---
    C-Cele... Ce-cele-cele...
[13:57] ---
    "Welcome Friend"
[13:58] ---
    I've been welcomed!
[14:01] ---
    I heard it! The vampiric celery!
    It's gonna devour us! It's a death sentence!
[14:04] ---
    The closet is full of celery eggs!
[14:06] ---
    Shut up and calm down, moron.
[14:10] ---
    It's getting refreshments ready!
[14:12] ---
    I have no choice but to abandon
    this office and burn it down!
[14:15] ---
    Death and celery! Let's meet in hell!
[14:16] ---
    Calm down, moron.
[14:18] ---
    I'll go check it out, so wait to
    burn it down until after I do that.
[14:23] ---
    This is bad. It really is over now!
[14:25] ---
    Draluc!
[14:27] ---
    I'm here for today's snack--
    I mean, investigation.
[14:30] ---
    Whoa, what's going on?
[14:33] ---
    Vice-Captain Hinaichi?!
[14:35] ---
    Oh, Hinaichi. Good timing. We appear
    to have vampiric celery in our closet.
[14:39] ---
    What? Get back, Draluc.
[14:43] ---
    The vice-captain might recognize my voice.
[14:46] ---
    Please! Recognize me!
    And then cover for me!
[14:50] ---
    C-Cele-cele-cele...
[14:53] ---
    --S--
    --Celery!
[14:54] ---
    Scurry out of there right now!
[14:56] ---
    You're under arrest, celery!
[15:05] ---
    What are you doing, Sagyo?
[15:06] ---
    God...
[15:09] ---
    Oh, the guy the crab was courting.
[15:11] ---
    What?! Are you a celery sprite or something?!
[15:14] ---
    It's over... No matter how you look at it,
    I'm a deviant right now...
[15:18] ---
    I'll be known as the same type
    as Handa for the rest of my life.
[15:24] ---
    Your attitude is admirable, Sagyo!
[15:26] ---
    I'm impressed that you would go to such
    great lengths to gather information!
[15:30] ---
    Good job completing the mission for my sake!
[15:32] ---
    Handa!
[15:33] ---
    What mission?
[15:34] ---
    Handa, doing things on your own again--
[15:36] ---
    So you're the one behind this,
    stupid idiot?! That poor kid!
[15:39] ---
    --Anyway, damn it, you, damn it, Handa--
[15:41] ---
    --You've got guts, Sagyo!
    My opinion of you's improved.
    --Anyway, damn it, you, damn it, Handa--
[15:42] ---
    --You've got guts, Sagyo!
    My opinion of you's improved.
    --Drink all of the celery juice on my desk! I'm gonna send you flying! I really will!
[15:45] ---
    The way you hid was dumb, though.
[15:49] ---
    Well, it was your fault!
[15:53] ---
    John... John...
[15:54] ---
    I'm sorry. I'll pay for the window.
[15:57] ---
    Oh, um, thanks. Good work today...
[16:00] ---
    "Hobby: Popping bubble wrap"
[16:01] ---
    Pop, pop.
[16:05] ---
    "Chaosman Is Back"
[16:05] ---
    This time, I'll catch you for sure...
    Tsujigiri Nagiri!
[16:12] ---
    Damn it.
[16:13] ---
    I can't believe I've fallen so low
    that I'm living hand to mouth.
[16:13] ---
    "Vampire - Tsujigiri Nagiri"
[16:17] ---
    In the past, people would shudder
    just hearing the name "Tsujigiri."
[16:20] ---
    But now...
[16:22] ---
    Excuse me, you over there--
[16:24] ---
    Do you know anything about Tsujigiri Nagiri?
[16:27] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[16:29] ---
    Excuse me for not introducing myself.
[16:30] ---
    I am Kei Kantaro!
[16:31] ---
    "Kanagawa Prefectural Police
    Vampire Control Division
    Kei Kantaro"
[16:33] ---
    I was just assigned to the Kanagawa
    Prefectural Police Vampire Control Division!
[16:36] ---
    Be quiet! You're too loud!
[16:38] ---
    What was that about Tsujigiri?
[16:40] ---
    Right! Back when I worked at a police box,
    I ran into Tsujigiri Nagiri...
[16:47] ---
    I went on a journey to get stronger for
    my next match with him and then returned
[16:51] ---
    to Shin-Yoko as a member
    of the Vampire Division.
[16:52] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I did slash someone like that...
[16:55] ---
    "Tsujigiri Nagiri
    If you see him contact Vamp Control
    or a hunter immediately"
[16:55] ---
    I will never forget his eyes like a demon's!
[16:57] ---
    Flames poured out of his mouth!
    He shot blades from his five-meter-tall body!
[17:02] ---
    I-I wouldn't go that far...
[17:04] ---
    Guns don't work on his immortal body!
    He used blades of blood to slash right and left!
[17:08] ---
    He's the most fearsome vampire ever!
[17:11] ---
    He scoffs at hunters and Vamp Control
    as he evades their investigations.
[17:14] ---
    He's cunning and smart--
    the monster of the century!
[17:18] ---
    I'm sure his recent disappearance is just
    to sharpen his fangs--he's got a plan!
[17:22] ---
    The threat of him has not lessened one bit!
[17:25] ---
    This guy knows what he's talking about.
[17:27] ---
    As a reward, I'll give him more
    things to recollect about me.
[17:30] ---
    I'll give him new fear!
[17:33] ---
    I prepared this to capture that guy--
    an extra-large anti-vampire pile bunker!
[17:39] ---
    If I can stop him for about
    30 seconds using this, or--
[17:43] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask your name.
[17:47] ---
    It's Tsujita.
[17:48] ---
    "Pride" "Safety"
[17:48] ---
    Tsujita! If you have any information
    about Tsujigiri, please let me know!
[17:52] ---
    If that's fired into me, I'll be blown away!
    Before he figures out who I am, I need to--
[17:59] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I've seen a man like that recently.
[18:02] ---
    Really?! Please take me to where you saw him!
[18:07] ---
    I'll cut this guy up.
[18:09] ---
    It was around here? It does seem
    like a place where he'd hide.
[18:18] ---
    What?!
[18:20] ---
    A stab-proof vest?
[18:22] ---
    Oh, no, I screwed up...
[18:24] ---
    Tsujita...
[18:26] ---
    Nagiri's appeared! Did you see him?!
[18:29] ---
    He slashed at me and then
    escaped like a strong wind!
[18:32] ---
    Was he trying to pin it on you?!
[18:34] ---
    He's so cowardly to try to pin it
    on a good citizen like you!
[18:37] ---
    That's enough. I'm losing this guy.
[18:40] ---
    I-I saw a man running that way.
[18:43] ---
    You saw him?!
[18:45] ---
    This is an important eyewitness!
[18:47] ---
    Did he come this way?!
[18:51] ---
    I don't see him anywhere.
[18:53] ---
    Did he notice we were following
    and hide somewhere?
[18:56] ---
    A place around here with lots of foot traffic
    and a lot of prey for vampires...
[19:00] ---
    Now, is Tsujigiri Nagiri in here?
[19:01] ---
    "Table-Sharing Izakaya"
[19:03] ---
    Welcome!
[19:03] ---
    I wouldn't go into a place like this!
[19:05] ---
    I'm tracing Tsujigiri
[19:07] ---
    through hundreds of my own independent
    simulations of his thought process.
[19:11] ---
    Of course, even if I end up fighting him,
    I won't let him lay a finger on you!
[19:14] ---
    Don't worry! Th--
[19:16] ---
    Two for the table in the back, coming this way!
[19:19] ---
    Oh, my, you two are so hot!
[19:19] ---
    "Mimimi Gekkoin (Maremi's younger sister)"
[19:22] ---
    Shh! Be quiet.
[19:24] ---
    We are in the middle of an undercover
    investigation into a dangerous criminal.
[19:26] ---
    Seriously? That usually means
    the criminal's super close!
[19:30] ---
    Anyway, you're really my type.
[19:33] ---
    I, Mimimi, will give it my all!
    Where do you live?
[19:35] ---
    In a building...
[19:36] ---
    Really? So you live in a fancy high-rise?
[19:39] ---
    What do you do on your days off?
    Where do you go?
[19:41] ---
    T-To the river and stuff...
[19:43] ---
    For BBQs?! I'm seriously so jelly!
[19:46] ---
    What am I doing in a place like this?
[19:49] ---
    Oh, I'm so drunk!
[19:52] ---
    Oh, dear, what a pair of handsome guys!
[19:56] ---
    Adding one more guest!
[20:01] ---
    --Why was there a hunter ther--?
[20:02] ---
    --Tsujita!
    --Why was there a hunter ther--?
[20:04] ---
    Why did you run out suddenly like that?!
[20:06] ---
    O-Oh, I saw a man who looked like Tsujigiri
    head toward that large building over here...
[20:11] ---
    What did you say?!
[20:13] ---
    That large building? The night pool!
[20:13] ---
    "Shin-Yoko Water Park"
    "Night Pool Selfies"
[20:16] ---
    "Tsuji"
[20:16] ---
    Oh, no! He'll have a sumptuous
    feast with the girls there!
[20:19] ---
    It'll turn into a bloody lake of hell!
[20:21] ---
    I wouldn't do anything like that, you idiot!
[20:24] ---
    "Stab-proof"
[20:25] ---
    I was able to buy a good swimsuit!
[20:27] ---
    But looking for a suspect in a fun place like
    this would make us stand out too much.
[20:31] ---
    --Go home.
    --I can't give up now!
[20:33] ---
    Tsujita, I'll stop the tragedy of Tsujigiri!
[20:36] ---
    In order to camouflage us during the
    investigation, please play as hard as you can!
[20:43] ---
    Look happier! Smile!
[20:46] ---
    Act like you've been wanting
    to come here so badly!
[20:50] ---
    You're too loud, high-spirited man.
    You'll get in my selfie.
[20:54] ---
    No...!
[20:59] ---
    Another likely place for him to hide
[21:00] ---
    is a place where it'd be hard to notice if he
    attacked someone and caused a ruckus.
[21:04] ---
    In other words, here!
[21:40] ---
    --Tsujita! Tsujita!
    --No...!
[21:42] ---
    So hot!
[21:45] ---
    With the help of a good citizen,
    I investigated him!
[21:49] ---
    After going to the night pool,
    we boogied the night away at a disco--
[21:49] ---
    "Report"
[21:52] ---
    What'd you say?
[23:26] ---
    "Memories with my mother"
[23:32] ---
    "Memories of my friends"
[23:35] ---
    The vampire dies in no time.
[23:39] ---
    
[23:41] ---