E4 - Good Mother, Goodbye Summer

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[00:06] ---
    "Guild Master - Gosetsu"
[00:06] ---
    I'm off then. Please take care
    of the place while I'm gone.
[00:10] ---
    "Master's Daughter - Koyuki"
[00:10] ---
    Leave it to me.
[00:14] ---
    Take care!
[00:23] ---
    I'll do my best.
[00:25] ---
    I'll get like 200,000,000 customers.
[00:28] ---
    Hey, you open?
[00:30] ---
    Yes!
[00:31] ---
    Nice night, isn't it, Miss?
[02:07] ---
    "Minding the Guild with a Suspicious Person"
[02:09] ---
    A strange person has come.
[02:11] ---
    I came to have another go at yakyuken,
    but this is convenient.
[02:15] ---
    Neither the hunters nor the guild master
    is here. It's just a girl by herself!
[02:20] ---
    On top of that, look at her!
[02:23] ---
    She'll definitely look good playing
    strip rock-paper-scissors!
[02:27] ---
    Now, Miss! Prepare yourself!
[02:30] ---
    Out! Safe! Yoyoi--
[02:32] ---
    "Camel Clutch"
[02:33] ---
    What are you doing all of a sudden?
[02:35] ---
    W-Wait! I don't mean any harm!
    I just wanted to play yakyuken.
[02:41] ---
    What's yakyuken?
[02:43] ---
    It's a game where the loser at
    rock-paper-scissors takes off their clothes--
[02:46] ---
    "Romero Special"
[02:47] ---
    I-It's going to break!
[02:48] ---
    "Cross armlock!"
[02:52] ---
    Damn it, I misunderstood the situation!
    This girl's strong!
[02:56] ---
    There's no part of her that is kind
    enough to play yakyuken.
[03:00] ---
    However, if I run now, I won't deserve
    to be called "Yakyuken Lover"!
[03:03] ---
    Oh, I was just kidding!
    I'm a hunter from the next town over.
[03:08] ---
    Hunter?
[03:09] ---
    That's right! I stopped by because
    I was curious about the Shin-Yoko guild.
[03:14] ---
    Then why were you trying to play yakyuken?
[03:16] ---
    Because I'm a hunter who loves yakyuken.
[03:19] ---
    Hey, okay, wait! Calm down... okay?
[03:24] ---
    Don't get so mad. Give me a drink!
[03:26] ---
    I can't serve alcohol to hunters.
[03:30] ---
    Then can you make me a snack?
[03:36] ---
    My hypnosis won't work if my
    opponent makes the first move.
[03:42] ---
    I'll keep pretending to be a hunter
    and wait until I can find an opening.
[03:47] ---
    It's ready.
[03:48] ---
    Oh, I wonder what it is!
[03:51] ---
    An omelet.
[03:51] ---
    What?!
[03:53] ---
    Omelets don't have sharp pointy bits like these!
[03:56] ---
    What is this? What did you make?
[03:58] ---
    An omelet...
[03:59] ---
    Look at me when you say it.
    Don't you lose confidence in what you're saying!
[04:04] ---
    You've got to be kidding me.
    Just how bad at cooking are you?!
[04:08] ---
    But if I eat this, she might
    lower her guard a little.
SIGN    "(This) isn't something that could be called an omelet, with its strange quivering and frothy texture that (is) pretty much tasteless and in places the egg? seems raw, but for some reason there's also a (deli)cate powdery aftertaste that lingers, and there are some herbs or something trying their hardest not let their flavors meld, and what's this (sh)arp thing?"
[04:22] ---
    This... is... deli... sh...
[04:29] ---
    Oh, no! Was that too forced?!
[04:32] ---
    I'm glad she made it for me, though...
[04:36] ---
    Go ahead, have as much as you'd like.
[04:38] ---
    Jesus!
[04:39] ---
    I-I'm so happy... I was really hungry...
[04:43] ---
    She's lowering her guard.
    My plan to find an opening is succeeding.
[04:50] ---
    I'll make even more food!
[04:51] ---
    Come back!
[04:53] ---
    I can't let her serve me more of this puke.
[04:57] ---
    Damn it, I'll start rock-paper-scissors
    right when she gets back.
[05:01] ---
    "Vampire - Passionate Kiss"
[05:01] ---
    Yakyuken? What are you doing
    at the hunters guild?
[05:05] ---
    I've got my eye on some prey in the back.
    Don't get in my way! Scram!
[05:09] ---
    What? What's your prey like?
    Is he my type? A hot guy with delicious blood?
[05:15] ---
    Hey, come back! There's no way
    that's what I'm after!
[05:21] ---
    Hey.
[05:23] ---
    It's a Koyuki-style spur-of-the-moment creation.
[05:26] ---
    Fried whole something.
[05:27] ---
    Kiss...!
[05:29] ---
    Please squeeze some kabosu
    on it before you eat it.
[05:31] ---
    This isn't grilled sanma!
[05:33] ---
    Masaki Okada is waving at me
    from the other side of the river...
[05:36] ---
    Isn't Masaki Okada still alive?!
[05:38] ---
    M-My stomach's easily unsettled,
    so fried foods don't agree with me...
[05:43] ---
    I'll make something easy to digest!
[05:45] ---
    Whoa! It's an infinite loop of cooking.
[05:48] ---
    Stop! Stop this hellish reincarnation cycle!
    Must change the flow of events now!
[05:52] ---
    I-I feel bad making you do
    all the cooking for me.
[05:55] ---
    I'll help with something, too.
[05:57] ---
    But you're a guest.
[05:59] ---
    It's fine, isn't it? It's not like
    there are other customers around.
[06:05] ---
    "Grape" "100% Strawberry" "Miso"
[06:05] ---
    Something easy to digest...
[06:07] ---
    I just said it without thinking, but helping
    with the cooking isn't a bad plan.
[06:12] ---
    While you're distracted by cooking,
    I can start a game of yakyuken!
[06:18] ---
    Let's make a refreshing dessert!
[06:21] ---
    First, take red bean paste
    and salted sea cucumber entrails
[06:21] ---
    "Boiled Red Beans"
    "Salted Sea Cucumber Entrails"
[06:23] ---
    and put them in the food processor.
[06:25] ---
    Don't play around with food!
    Creativity like that is shit--
[06:30] ---
    Wait, I meant "shit" in a good way.
[06:33] ---
    See, a minimalist like me loves simple things.
[06:36] ---
    Like a parfait or popsicle, just something
    you take straight out of the freezer.
[06:39] ---
    That's what I'd like to eat...
[06:42] ---
    Then I'll make a parfait.
[06:44] ---
    Step 1: Scoop ice cream into a cup.
[06:47] ---
    Step 2: Put on the toppings.
[06:49] ---
    Wait a minute.
[06:51] ---
    Did it get warped into another
    dimension between steps 1 and 2?
[06:55] ---
    Why does the parfait suddenly
    look like the flu virus?!
[06:58] ---
    Do you have poison glands
    in your hands or something?!
[07:01] ---
    I really do suck at cooking after all...
[07:04] ---
    No, that's... well,
    that's exactly the case, but...
[07:07] ---
    Wait! Comforting her now is a great chance
    to pull down her defenses all at once.
[07:12] ---
    First, try putting fruit
    and stuff on the parfait!
[07:15] ---
    --Then--
    --Why choose that?!
[07:22] ---
    "Vampiric Camel Cricket"
[07:22] ---
    Hand over that blood to me,
    the great vampiric camel cricket!
[07:26] ---
    Out! Safe! Yoyoinoyoi!
[07:29] ---
    What?!
[07:29] ---
    I'm gonna crush you to a pulp, you damn bug!
[07:33] ---
    I can't believe you forced me
    to molt! I'm so humiliated!
[07:37] ---
    Take that!
[07:39] ---
    How dare you try and steal the prey of me,
    the vampire, Yakyuken Lover!
[07:43] ---
    You're 5,000 years too early!
[07:46] ---
    Wait! It's true that I'm a vampire,
    but I'm a good vampire, innocent.
[07:49] ---
    Besides, using wrestling moves
    in the kitchen's dangerous, right?
[07:53] ---
    Thank you for saving me.
[07:55] ---
    Huh?
[07:56] ---
    It also made me happy that you
    said my food was delicious.
[08:00] ---
    Miss...
[08:02] ---
    An opening!
[08:04] ---
    Yoyoinoyoi!
[08:07] ---
    I finally got you, foolish girl!
    Now, it's time for a fun game of yakyuken!
[08:11] ---
    Here goes...
[08:14] ---
    ♪ If you're gonna play baseball ♪
[08:16] ---
    ♪ Why not try playing like this? ♪
[08:19] ---
    Out! Safe! Yoyoino--
[08:25] ---
    You're so good at rock-paper-scissors...
[08:30] ---
    Losers should leave quietly.
[08:34] ---
    Miss, see you later.
[08:42] ---
    Look, Draluc. There's something
    about your mother here.
[08:42] ---
    "Good Mother, Goodbye Summer"
[08:47] ---
    Your mother's working hard.
[08:49] ---
    So that we do not fight against them in vain.
    So that you can live happily.
[08:58] ---
    I had another nostalgic dream...
[09:01] ---
    Hm? What? The lid's so heavy!
[09:12] ---
    Wha--?
[09:13] ---
    What is this?! The body of a child
    with the mind of an adult?!
[09:17] ---
    I don't remember any dealings
    with men dressed in black!
[09:23] ---
    Anyway, it must've been a strong vampire
    if they could transform someone else.
[09:28] ---
    The most likely explanation
[09:29] ---
    is that I've been caught up in some sort
    of game Grandfather is playing.
[09:34] ---
    I've made APTX 4649.
    Do a taste test for me.
[09:38] ---
    A supercell snake in my bosom...
[09:40] ---
    I'll call Father and have him take care of it.
[09:43] ---
    Oh, but he might be a zygote
    or something right now.
[09:49] ---
    Hey, Lord D-- Huh?
[09:52] ---
    I'm sorry, I got the wrong room!
[09:54] ---
    This isn't a bathroom!
[09:56] ---
    Um, hello...
[09:58] ---
    Uh, are you Lord Dral--
    I mean, Draluc's little brother?
[10:04] ---
    That's right! I'm his little brother!
    We're 200 years apart!
[10:07] ---
    This is my chance. I'll tease the youngster!
[10:10] ---
    Really? Your dad got a bit feisty
    all of a sudden, huh?
[10:13] ---
    Um... What's your name?
[10:15] ---
    D... Dral-Two.
[10:17] ---
    That's too random! It's like how I named
    my pet turtles when I was a kid!
[10:21] ---
    Anyway, where'd Lord Dral go?!
    Leaving a young kid here like this!
[10:24] ---
    Oh, I came here on my own.
[10:26] ---
    Huh? How'd you get in?
[10:28] ---
    By teleporting...
[10:29] ---
    Really? Show me how you did it!
[10:31] ---
    Well, my lifespan gets shortened
    by five years every time I do it...
[10:34] ---
    Isn't that too big a risk?
[10:35] ---
    Just because that damn sandpile
    didn't tell me, this kid's life was--!
[10:39] ---
    Shoot! His opinion of me goes
    down no matter what I say!
[10:43] ---
    Let's talk about something more fun!
[10:46] ---
    Right, sorry.
[10:49] ---
    Hey, how does Big Brother Draluc
    help you with your work?
[10:53] ---
    Um, let's see...
[10:54] ---
    Is he capable? A genius?
    Does he make you gasp in awe?
[10:58] ---
    What's with those leading questions?
[11:00] ---
    In terms of work, well...
[11:03] ---
    He dies in no time,
[11:04] ---
    and he's self-centered
    and betrays me all the time.
[11:07] ---
    But despite that, he's impulsive,
[11:08] ---
    he doesn't look ahead and dies in no time,
    he's a damn small fry and dies in no time,
[11:12] ---
    and he dies in no time!
[11:14] ---
    Say something good!
[11:15] ---
    Ronaldo's not judging Big Brother properly!
[11:18] ---
    No, that's not it!
    He's... Um, he's... He's... He's...
[11:24] ---
    John's cute!
[11:25] ---
    Don't change the subject of the sentence!
[11:27] ---
    Ronaldo, I'm here for today's--
[11:29] ---
    Who's he?
[11:30] ---
    Lord Dral's little brother.
[11:32] ---
    Little brother?!
[11:33] ---
    I'm Dral-Two.
[11:34] ---
    Good timing. Say some good
    things about Lord Dral.
[11:38] ---
    Huh? W-Well... Draluc is good at cooking!
[11:42] ---
    And he's good at baking...
    like cookies and stuff...
[11:46] ---
    And the meals he makes are delicious...
[11:48] ---
    Am I a machine that brings out food
    when you push a button?!
[11:50] ---
    The humans don't understand
    Big Brother's magnificence!
[11:54] ---
    No, I'm sorry! Your big brother
    is always kind to me.
[11:57] ---
    Here, have some milk!
[11:59] ---
    I want Hokkaido Special Select Milk!
[12:02] ---
    --I'll go buy some!
    --Before you go,
[12:04] ---
    do something funny!
[12:07] ---
    Here's my impression of a doctor fish!
    These dead skin cells are yummy!
[12:11] ---
    And get me FNAF Quest,
    and Shin-Yoko Alone, and Wundertale...
[12:15] ---
    No, I just want like 50,000 points
    on the Santendo Store!
[12:18] ---
    This is starting to feel like a shakedown...
[12:21] ---
    I want your lifeblood, Miss...
[12:23] ---
    D-Dral-Two, you can't have my lifeblood,
    but I'll give you something good.
[12:27] ---
    Huh?!
[12:28] ---
    They're making such a fuss!
    It's great being a kid!
[12:31] ---
    Cute kid's clothes!
[12:34] ---
    Oh, that's so cute!
[12:36] ---
    Where'd you get it?
[12:37] ---
    I bought the wrong size.
[12:39] ---
    You like stuff like this?
[12:41] ---
    Try doing a cute pose!
[12:44] ---
    Oh, that's too cute! Can I take a picture?
[12:46] ---
    Ow!
[12:47] ---
    Hokkaido Special Select Milk!
[12:50] ---
    Just go over there!
[12:53] ---
    Okay, I'll go buy Hokkaido Special Select Milk.
[12:56] ---
    I take back what I just said.
    It's not easy being a kid!
[12:59] ---
    Damn it, I want to go back to norma--
[13:02] ---
    Sand...!
[13:06] ---
    Oh, no, my wallet!
[13:07] ---
    Whoa, there! Don't open it!
[13:09] ---
    Huh? What's with that voice?
[13:12] ---
    Oh, I think I've hit puberty!
[13:15] ---
    What, did you suddenly grow leg hair?
[13:17] ---
    Maybe he's mad because we
    were making fun of his brother.
[13:22] ---
    Dral-Two, sorry about earlier.
[13:25] ---
    Your big brother's a really good guy.
[13:28] ---
    He's a strange vampire,
    and a bit of a troublemaker,
[13:31] ---
    but he's fun to be around!
[13:34] ---
    Yeah, because he's always thinking
    about interesting things.
[13:38] ---
    I haven't been bored since that guy came.
[13:41] ---
    So come out, Dral-Two!
[13:56] ---
    You've done it now, damn sand!
[13:59] ---
    I can explain!
[14:01] ---
    I just ended up like that when
    I woke up for some reason!
[14:05] ---
    Did you turn back from the shock of dying?
[14:10] ---
    Sorry, while I was gone...
[14:14] ---
    M-Mother?!
[14:16] ---
    What?! Hello!
[14:18] ---
    "Draluc's Mother - Mira"
[14:18] ---
    I'm sorry for everything up until now, Draluc.
[14:25] ---
    Please let me make up for
    all those times I left you alone.
[14:33] ---
    Lord D--
[14:36] ---
    Who are you?
[14:39] ---
    Now, let us go, Draluc.
    Come with me...
[14:50] ---
    Draluc...
[14:57] ---
    "Good Mother, Goodbye Summer, Part 2"
[14:58] ---
    Even if she's Draluc's mother,
    that didn't seem normal.
[15:02] ---
    Let's follow them, Ronaldo!
[15:04] ---
    But how are we supposed to do that?
[15:06] ---
    Where's Draluc's phone?
[15:08] ---
    It's no use. He left it here.
[15:10] ---
    Mira!
[15:14] ---
    Draluc's dad!
[15:15] ---
    "Draluc's Father - Draus"
[15:15] ---
    Was I too late?
[15:17] ---
    Draluc turned into a kid, and then
    his mom came and took him away!
[15:20] ---
    Don't panic. I'll explain.
[15:22] ---
    The woman's name is Mira.
    My wife and Draluc's mother.
[15:27] ---
    She has the power to intervene
    with another vampire's abilities.
[15:32] ---
    She probably used Draluc's transformation
    ability to turn him into a child.
[15:36] ---
    But it looks like he's forgotten about us!
[15:40] ---
    His mind must be getting influenced
    by his transformed body.
[15:44] ---
    Why would she do such a thing?!
[15:47] ---
    --I don't know...
    --You should know!
[15:48] ---
    You should talk to your wife more!
[15:50] ---
    You're right...
[15:52] ---
    But Mira's always busy with work
    and hardly ever comes home...
[15:55] ---
    Oh! My lack of communication
    caused her undue burden!
[16:00] ---
    I'm like a dried out natto bean.
[16:02] ---
    There's no time for that right now.
[16:05] ---
    Ever since Draluc started living here,
    she's seemed kind of broody.
[16:13] ---
    But I don't know why she
    would do something like this...
[16:17] ---
    He was with a human... And a hunter
    at that. She was probably worried.
[16:22] ---
    That's--
[16:26] ---
    But I'll bring that idiot back!
[16:30] ---
    He left his QS5, his coffin,
    and his computer for streaming here.
[16:35] ---
    Well said, Paul!
[16:37] ---
    What's important is that child's will!
    Now, let's bring them both back quickly!
[16:43] ---
    You two, search around this area.
[16:47] ---
    Hey, wait!
[16:48] ---
    If anything comes up, let me know right away!
[16:52] ---
    Shall we ask Handa to help?
[16:54] ---
    Yeah...
[17:12] ---
    Isn't it pretty, Draluc?
[17:14] ---
    Yes, Mother.
[17:15] ---
    I'm glad I could come with you.
    Let's go see lots of other places.
[17:23] ---
    Sorry, I was always working,
    and I couldn't spend time with you.
[17:30] ---
    It's a peaceful time, now.
    However, back then, I had no choice.
[17:37] ---
    In order to connect humans and vampires,
    and become a balancer for both sides...
[17:45] ---
    Let's have a picnic, Draluc.
[17:48] ---
    Yay!
[17:52] ---
    Wh-Where shall we go after this?
[17:56] ---
    Where's John?
[17:58] ---
    Do you want to turn in early for the night?
    Or go see the ruins of Castle Draluc?
[18:04] ---
    Please, will you put your game away?
    I'm losing HP watching you with that.
[18:08] ---
    It's not a game. I'm having fun,
    so I'm taking pictures.
[18:12] ---
    Is that right? Sorry.
    These modern game devices are amazing.
[18:16] ---
    I take the picture here,
    and then send it with this.
[18:20] ---
    Yes.
[18:21] ---
    See?
[18:22] ---
    Yes...
[18:23] ---
    Who are you sending them to?
[18:26] ---
    Huh?
[18:28] ---
    I don't know. I wonder who...
[18:32] ---
    But I want to show them.
    I mean, I'm sure they're my friends!
[18:40] ---
    If you're gonna send them...
    at least send them with your location!
[18:45] ---
    Draluc!
[18:46] ---
    You two... How did you find this place?
[18:49] ---
    We deduced the locations from the pictures
    and then followed your path. It was hard!
[18:55] ---
    But the last picture was easy.
    Because the ruins of Castle Draluc were in it!
[19:04] ---
    Come on, hurry up!
    Or I'll throw away your QS5!
[19:07] ---
    I wanna eat cookies!
[19:09] ---
    Oww...
[19:12] ---
    John. Where have you been?
[19:16] ---
    Hinaichi, you really love cookies, huh?
[19:24] ---
    I just bought that QS5.
[19:26] ---
    Besides... you watch Netflips
    on it, too, youngster!
[19:31] ---
    Anyway, I just remembered. My mother--
[19:36] ---
    Draluc... I'm sorry.
[19:40] ---
    I always had to work,
    and before I knew it, you'd grown up.
[19:46] ---
    You found your own world, and grew
    further and further away from me...
[19:52] ---
    I wanted to do something for you,
    even at this late stage, but...
[19:55] ---
    I'm sorry. It was for my own satisfaction...
[19:58] ---
    Exactly, moron!
[20:01] ---
    Don't just "do something" without
    asking me what I want first!
[20:04] ---
    First off, making me a kid and taking me around
    is just something you wanted to do! Idiot!
[20:10] ---
    Answer with a "Yes!"
    At least communicate verbally!
[20:14] ---
    Is that really what an adult
    your age should be doing?!
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    There was no need for you to do any of this.
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    Seeing you work as a lawyer
    when I was young was enough,
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    and something I was proud of and treasured.
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    You were always awkward,
    always away from home,
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    and always doing things to the extreme.
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    You are my dear mother.
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    Draluc...
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    Mira!
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    Draluc! You two are here, too?
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    I told you to let me know right away
    if anything came up, damn Paul!
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    Let's talk, Mira. Draluc's life right now--
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    Mira.
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    Let's leave those two young lovebirds.
    Now, let us go home, everyone!
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    Don't tell us what to do!
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    Draluc, your family really loves you.
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    Yeah!
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    The shame of my family-- Hey, youngster!
    What are you laughing at?
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    I'll slap you dead! Sand...
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    I'll stuff you in the trunk, Sand!
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    Don't leave me!
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    It's fine. I have heard about how
    busy you are with work from Father.
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    Please come back home again quickly.
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    Anyway, I didn't know you could drive.
    But your driving's too scary!
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    Hey, I'm gonna kill you! Die!
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    Don't look over here!
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    Keep your eyes on the road, idiot!
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    "Light and shadow"
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    What should we do now?!
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    "Front and back"
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    Right now, no matter what we do,
    it won't breach etiquette, right?!
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    The vampire dies in no time!
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