E11 - Please Suggest Warming Each Other Up

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[00:05] Mikazuki
    There's no signal, so we can't contact anyone.
    We're stuck here, aren't we?!
[00:09] Hiyoshi
    Stuck? Just our luck...
[00:12] Ronaldo
    That joke's frigid, and so are we, Br--Captain.
[00:15] Hiyoshi
    Yes...
[00:18] Hiyoshi
    How did we end up like this?
[01:53] On Top
    "Please Suggest Warming Each Other Up"
[01:53] Excited By Snow
    I am the vampire, Excited By Snow!
[01:56] Ronaldo
    So it was you?!
[01:57] Ronaldo
    You made this snowstorm?
[01:59] Hiyoshi
    You must be a very powerful vampire
    to be able to control the weather.
[02:03] Mikazuki
    Make the snow stop right now!
[02:05] Excited By Snow
    ♬ Come, let it snow ♬
[02:07] Excited By Snow
    ♬ Let it come down fast ♬
[02:13] Excited By Snow
    It's coming down harder than I expected!
[02:22] Hiyoshi
    We were lucky we happened to find
    this hut in the mountains, but...
[02:25] Ronaldo
    Sorry, Mikazuki...
[02:27] Ronaldo
    After you came all the way out
    to Shin-Yokohama again, too.
[02:30] Mikazuki
    No, this isn't your fault, Ronaldo.
[02:33] Micro Bikini
    This is your own fault.
[02:34] Micro Bikini
    Because you drove that vampire
    who can control snow into a corner.
[02:38] Ronaldo
    And what are you doing here in your bikini?!
[02:40] Micro Bikini
    Shut up! What's wrong with coming here
    to do winter sports in a bikini?
[02:44] Ronaldo
    Well? Did you get lost? In your bikini?
[02:46] Hiyoshi
    You have zero life skills.
[02:48] Micro Bikini
    Then, what about him?
[02:52] Ronaldo
    He's just a naked old man now!
    Don't sit huddled up like that!
[02:55] Nudenium
    I just wanted to see the spring buds
    on the mountains...
[03:00] Ronaldo
    But what about clothes?!
    At least put on a cloak or something!
[03:03] Excited By Snow
    Everyone, first, please calm down--
[03:04] Ronaldo
    Who the hell is this old guy?!
[03:06] Excited By Snow
    Oh, it's me. My clothes got wet...
[03:07] On Top
    "Vampire - Excited By Snow"
[03:09] Ronaldo
    You?!
[03:10] Hiyoshi
    Why were you doing that in those clothes?
[03:13] Excited By Snow
    I was working at city hall,
    but I got tired of my work...
[03:18] Excited By Snow
    Next, please.
[03:19] Excited By Snow
    More importantly, you should
    take off everything that got wet.
[03:22] Excited By Snow
    Otherwise, you'll be even colder.
[03:25] Ronaldo/Hiyoshi
    This is your fault to begin with!
[03:28] Ronaldo
    Anyway, we need to get warm somehow!
[03:30] Micro Bikini
    But this place is as heated as a beach
    house--which is to say, it's not.
[03:33] Ronaldo
    You, make the snow stop!
[03:35] Excited By Snow
    Even if I can make it snow,
    I can't make it stop, snow!
[03:38] Hiyoshi
    He puts that on when things
    get dicey for him, huh?
[03:41] Excited By Snow
    Sorry, snow!
[03:42] Hiyoshi
    The snow won't stop, and we have no heaters.
[03:45] Hiyoshi
    It's dangerous to let our
    body temperatures drop.
[03:47] Hiyoshi
    The only thing we can do is...
[03:51] Everyone except Nudenium
    Get naked and hold each other to warm up!
[03:55] Hiyoshi
    But who could say that? With these guys?!
[03:57] Hiyoshi
    No way!
[03:58] Ronaldo
    If I say it first, will Mikazuki
    and my brother think I'm gross?
[04:03] Micro Bikini
    How could I suggest holding each
    other with a bunch of humans?
[04:07] Mikazuki
    I can't undermine my cool image
    any more than I already have...
[04:10] Excited By Snow
    This isn't something the cause
    of all of this could suggest...
[04:13] Everyone except Nudenium
    Will someone please suggest warming
    each other up by holding each other naked?
[04:20] Ronaldo
    If it's come to this, then I have no choice.
    Everyone, when you're naked--
[04:23] Hiyoshi
    Oh, yeah, please say it!
[04:25] Ronaldo
    When you're naked, what does it feel like?
[04:27] Hiyoshi
    What are you saying?!
[04:28] Nudenium
    It's not bad.
[04:29] Hiyoshi
    Put on some clothes!
[04:31] Mikazuki
    Ronaldo, I'm so cold...
[04:33] Hiyoshi
    Oh, nice pass, young 'un!
[04:36] Nudenium
    Oh, no! Take these flowers to wear.
    You can use them for kindling, too--
[04:40] Mikazuki
    Fresh flowers won't burn, idiot!
[04:42] Hiyoshi
    This is bad. I need to do something--
[04:45] Hiyoshi
    Excited Snow, no matter how we got here,
[04:48] Hiyoshi
    since all six of us are stuck here together,
    we need to work together.
[04:51] Excited By Snow
    Yes...?
[04:52] Hiyoshi
    Shall we get to know one another better?
[04:55] Hiyoshi
    What do you think we should do?
    Shake hands, or...
[04:59] Hiyoshi
    ...hug?
[05:00] Excited By Snow
    I'm sorry for the trouble I have caused.
    I am Excited By Snow.
[05:05] On Top
    "Vampire
    Excited By Snow - Ureo Yukifuri"
[05:05] Excited By Snow
    My real name is Ureo Yukifuri.
[05:08] Ronaldo
    He's a real person!
    Makes sense for someone from city hall!
[05:11] On Top
    "Vampire
    Micro Bikini"
[05:11] Micro Bikini
    Thank you for introducing yourself.
    Here is my card.
[05:14] Hiyoshi
    Why the hell do you have a business card?!
[05:16] Ronaldo
    Anyone can tell that you're
    a bikini with one look!
[05:22] Micro Bikini
    It's not good, this is too cold!
[05:24] Micro Bikini
    I'm losing feeling in my nipples...!
[05:26] Micro Bikini
    In this situation, I'd even be willing
    to warm myself up with humans.
[05:29] Micro Bikini
    In fact, I'd be happy to!
[05:31] Micro Bikini
    But I will one day be an emperor who will
    rule over the humans. I can't suggest it--
[05:37] Micro Bikini
    Should I just bite them now?
[05:39] Everyone/Micro Bikini
    --Bikini... Bikini...
    --If they're all wearing bikinis,
    then they'll all obediently become my heaters!
[05:45] Micro Bikini
    I don't even have to take off their clothes.
    Bikinis really do rule!
[05:49] Micro Bikini
    Put on a bikini for me!
[05:55] Ronaldo
    Take that!
[05:59] Ronaldo
    You think I can't counter a bikini?
[06:01] Hiyoshi
    You're so used to it.
[06:03] Mikazuki
    Why were you trying to bite him
    at a time like this?
[06:07] Ronaldo
    You wanted us to warm each other up?
[06:09] Hiyoshi
    You should've just asked.
[06:11] Mikazuki
    I don't want to be friends with
    a bikini guy who can't communicate.
[06:14] Micro Bikini
    Idiots! An emergency's a great time to
    start the charge on my world conquest!
[06:19] Ronaldo
    We're in trouble here because
    we can't get back to that world!
[06:22] Hiyoshi
    If they find six guys in bikinis,
    we'll just end up on a talk show.
[06:25] Mikazuki
    I don't want to be your friend.
[06:30] Mikazuki
    But I'm really getting colder...
[06:33] Ronaldo
    I'm in even more trouble now, too...
[06:36] Hiyoshi
    Is Nude okay?
[06:37] Hiyoshi
    Oh, no! He's catching a cold with
    a peaceful expression on his face!
[06:39] Ronaldo
    He's turned into Preserved Nude!
[06:43] Ronaldo
    I can't be weirdly stubborn any longer!
[06:47] Ronaldo
    Sorry, everyone. I was too embarrassed
    to say how we should be dealing with this.
[06:53] Ronaldo
    Even though it affected the safety
    of the public. I'm sorry!
[06:57] Hiyoshi
    That's right. Why am I being so stubborn?
[07:01] Ronaldo
    In order to keep our body
    temperature from going any lower,
[07:03] Ronaldo
    we should forget our embarrassment,
    get naked... and while naked--
[07:09] Ronaldo
    While naked--!
[07:11] Ronaldo
    We should dance!
[07:17] Hiyoshi
    Dance, huh?
[07:40] Sagyo
    It'll be hard to find them in such heavy snow...
[07:44] Draluc
    At this rate, even if they're gorillas,
    they'll be frozen in ice!
[07:53] Sagyo
    A house is coming!
[07:54] Handa
    I feel the presence of a vampire, too!
[07:58] Shot
    Those voices are...!
[07:59] Draluc
    It's Dumb-aldo and the others!
[08:06] Sagyo
    It's a miracle!
[08:08] Sagyo
    You're okay, Captain?
[08:12] Sagyo
    Captain!
[08:14] Draluc
    Hm?
[08:16] Ronaldo
    It's no good, it's cold.
    Let's warm each other up.
[08:19] Hiyoshi
    Soya...
[08:20] Nudenium
    Yes, the warmth of other people...
[08:29] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    On today's show!
[08:31] On Top
    "Legend of the Ronaldist"
[08:31] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    In addition to his job as a hunter,
[08:32] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    this man writes his own autobiographical
    novels, The War Chronicles of Ronaldo.
[08:37] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    He's Ronaldo!
[08:38] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    He has forgotten about his deadline today, too!
[08:44] Ronaldo
    Yes?!
[08:45] Sanzu
    I-I-I-Is this Ronaldo?!
    This is Sanzu from Autumn Books!
[08:49] Ronaldo
    Huh?! Oh, hello!
[08:50] Sanzu
    Today, Fukuma had to make a sudden
    business trip, so I will be, eheh,
[08:54] Sanzu
    going to collect the manuscript in his place!
[08:56] Ronaldo
    That's it! If it's Sanzu,
    she might give me an extension!
[09:00] On Top
    "Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency"
[09:00] Sanzu
    H-H-H-H-Hello! It is I, Sanzu!
    I have come for the manuscript!
[09:05] Sanzu
    Huh? Ronaldo? Are you home?
[09:09] Ronaldo
    I felt so guilty that I instantly hid.
[09:13] Sanzu
    Did something happen?
[09:15] Sanzu
    There's no way it'd be something absurd
    like him not having the manuscript.
[09:19] Sanzu
    A sudden case or something--?
[09:23] Sanzu
    Who the hell are you?!
[09:25] Handa
    Hm? Who are you?
    Tell me your name first.
[09:28] Sanzu
    I, Sanzu, am just here as a proxy
    for Ronaldo's editor!
[09:31] Handa
    I'm Tou Handa. I'm part of the Vampire
    Control Division's Hiyoshi Squad.
[09:35] Sanzu
    You're from Vamp Control...
    Are you here for a vampire?
[09:38] Handa
    No, I came to put caterpillar
    figurines in his desk drawer.
[09:42] Ronaldo/Sanzu
    Why would you do that?!
[09:43] Handa
    So I can laugh at that idiot's stupid
    scaredy-cat face, of course!
[09:47] Sanzu
    Bastard! Ronaldo isn't an idiot or stupid!
[09:50] Handa
    Hm? You're just a proxy editor!
    How would you know?
[09:54] Sanzu
    What about you? What are you to Ronaldo?!
[09:58] Handa
    I was his classmate for
    three years in high school,
[10:00] Handa
    and I supervise him as part of Vamp Control.
[10:03] Sanzu
    He's closer to Ronaldo than I expected!
[10:05] Sanzu
    But I won't allow you to insult Ronaldo!
    I'll have you recognize how cool Ronaldo is!
[10:11] Sanzu
    In other words...
    I challenge you to a Ronalduel!
[10:16] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    A Ronalduel!
[10:18] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    It's a duel where Ronaldists fight
    with their knowledge and merch!
[10:23] Ronaldo
    What's that?
[10:24] Handa
    You want to challenge me
    to a Ronalduel? Interesting!
[10:27] Handa
    I'll show you how lame he is,
    impulsive Ronaldist!
[10:30] Ronaldo
    What's a Ronaldist?!
[10:32] Sanzu
    I won't lose to a dark Ronaldist like you!
[10:36] Ronaldo
    There are dark and light versions?!
[10:40] Sanzu
    I, Sanzu, will go first!
[10:44] Ronaldo
    What are you two doing?
[10:46] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    Ronalduel, start!
[10:49] Sanzu
    I summon three Ronaldo bromide
    cards as an advance guard!
[10:53] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    In a Ronalduel, players deploy Ronaldo merch
    and throw out Ronaldo facts to advance.
[11:00] On Top
    "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
[11:00] Sanzu
    In addition, in the rear guard, I have The
    Ronaldo Chronicles Volume 1, page 128!
[11:04] Sanzu
    I open it to the page of the last dance
    battle scene in "Vampire of Dance"!
[11:09] Ronaldo
    I don't know what's going on or what
    the rules are, but I can't take this anymore!
[11:12] Sanzu
    The books and goods all exist
    because of his achievements!
[11:14] Sanzu
    It's obvious how cool Ronaldo is!
[11:17] Ronaldo
    Sanzu...
[11:20] Handa
    Such a well-behaved Ronalduel!
    You're going exactly by the rulebook!
[11:24] Sanzu
    What?!
[11:25] Ronaldo
    There's a rulebook?!
[11:26] Handa
    If we're talking bromide cards,
    you need to put out something like this.
[11:30] Sanzu
    Th-That's--!
[11:30] On Top
    "Ronaldo"
[11:31] Handa
    Sold out in two seconds! The super rare
    Yakyuken Edition bromide card!
[11:34] Sanzu
    It's even got a disgraceful
    handwritten autograph!
[11:38] Ronaldo
    I don't understand how they're determining
    who wins or loses, but I want to die!
[11:42] Handa
    On top of that, on page 278 of Volume 1,
    the book you opened, where he writes:
[11:46] Handa
    "I've now reversed the trap
    the vampire of dance set for me!
[11:50] Handa
    It's become a mechanism for me to throw stakes!"
[11:53] Handa
    This was when the vampire, Proto-Limbo Dancer,
    made that idiot limbo dance,
[11:57] Ronaldo/Handa
    --Soya!
    --and he sent his opponent flying and won!
[11:59] Handa
    --and he sent his opponent flying and won!
[12:01] Sanzu
    What?!
[12:02] Handa
    He exaggerated in a way that's like,
    "Well, I wasn't lying..." That guy's an idiot!
[12:06] Sanzu
    Th-This isn't just information he'd get
    because of his advantageous position!
[12:10] Sanzu
    His recitation of The Ronaldo Chronicles
    from memory! And his analysis!
[12:13] Sanzu
    He's a super dreadnought-class Ronaldist!
[12:15] Sanzu
    You! How did you become so powerful?
[12:18] Handa
    How? I read carefully, of course!
[12:21] Sanzu
    Why would a dark Ronaldist
    like you read so carefully?!
[12:25] Handa
    In order to make fun of him
    with everything I've got!
[12:29] Handa
    To make fun of someone,
    you need to know your enemy.
[12:32] Handa
    I wouldn't do something like
    criticize a movie I haven't seen!
[12:36] Handa
    "You can't say bad things about
    people you don't know."
[12:38] Handa
    My mother taught me that.
[12:40] Sanzu
    Damn it! I won't lose!
[12:43] Sanzu
    I was a fan of The Ronaldo Chronicles
    ever since it was a blog!
[12:46] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    Let me explain!
[12:47] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    The Ronaldo Chronicles books
[12:48] Ronalduel Official Narrator
    originated with a blog Ronaldo had
    to promote the profession of hunter.
[12:53] Sanzu
    The writing in The Ronaldo Chronicles
    is one of Ronaldo's charms!
[12:56] Sanzu
    I'll show you the origin of that!
[12:59] Sanzu
    This is a poem Ronaldo once posted on his blog!
[13:04] Sanzu
    "We look up at the dim moon,
    looking down on the blurring town.
[13:08] Sanzu
    We howl at the unending night,
    and cry at the contourless day.
[13:12] Sanzu
    Oh, that light will come split the sky again."
[13:17] Sanzu
    What?!
[13:18] Handa
    Are you done with your counterattack?
    Then, here I go.
[13:22] Handa
    This will be my final turn!
[13:24] Handa
    Field item: High School Album!
[13:27] Handa
    This field is now under the influence
    of our high school years!
[13:31] On Top
    "Calling"
[13:31] Handa
    And then, a combination summoning!
    A high school classmate!
[13:34] Kameya
    Hi, I'm Kameya!
[13:36] Handa/Kameya
    Double Attack! Picture Summoning!
[13:39] Handa
    Ronaldo not being able to get
    a traffic cone off his head!
[13:42] Handa
    Ronaldo not being able
    to get out of a ball cage!
[13:46] Handa
    Ronaldo not being able to get a porn DVD
    out of the DVD player in the AV room!
[13:51] Handa
    A 3-combo attack of Ronaldo
    not being able to get out!
[13:54] Sanzu
    I want those pictures!
[13:56] Ronaldo
    Kill me now.
[13:58] Handa
    Do you understand the difference
    in our strength now?
[14:00] Handa
    You should just acknowledge that he's lame!
[14:03] Sanzu
    N-Not yet...
[14:05] Sanzu
    L-Look at this picture.
[14:08] Handa
    What's with that blurry picture?
[14:11] Sanzu
    I was saved by Ronaldo before in the past.
[14:15] Sanzu
    When I was getting off work late one night,
    a vampire appeared in front of Autumn Books.
[14:21] Sanzu
    He probably doesn't remember,
    but it made me an even bigger fan.
[14:26] Sanzu
    This is the picture he let me take back then.
    It's the coolest picture I have of Ronaldo!
[14:37] Kameya
    That's a good picture.
[14:40] Kameya
    Even though that guy's strong,
    he can be kind of dumb and weirdly shy,
[14:44] Kameya
    so even I have trouble
    taking cool pictures of him.
[14:48] Kameya
    You took a good picture when you had the chance.
    You really are Ronaldo's fan.
[14:53] Ronaldo
    What the heck, Kameya?
    You said something kind of good...
[14:58] Handa
    It's hard to tell who won now.
[15:01] Sanzu
    But there are no ties in Ronalduels!
[15:04] Handa
    Then, let's have him decide who won in person.
[15:12] Ronaldo
    If you knew I was here, then don't do this!
[15:19] Ronaldo
    Sanzu!
[15:22] Fukuma
    Ronaldo.
[15:24] Fukuma
    How's progress on your manuscript?
[15:29] Ronaldo
    Please wait another two weeks!
[15:32] Fukuma
    No.
[15:33] On Top
    "Tou Handa"
    "I took this picture of Ronaldo poking
    at a toy celery he thinks is real"
[15:34] Sanzu
    Thanks.
[15:38] On Top
    "Waltz with the Smiling Ice Lord
    in the Town of the Eternal"
[15:38] Northdin
    Young lady who smells of roses,
    please allow me to touch my lips to your blood.
[15:46] Girl
    Yes, of course.
[15:53] Ronaldo
    Blood sucking cases?!
[15:55] Hinaichi
    They appear to be happening in
    succession in the next town over.
[15:58] Hinaichi
    But it's strange.
[15:59] Hinaichi
    All the victims are female, but they all
    say that they gave the blood willingly.
[16:05] Hinaichi
    They said the "Smiling Ice Lord"
    was a kind and wonderful man.
[16:09] Draluc
    Smiling... Ice...?
[16:11] Hinaichi
    Apparently, he has a "smile of ice."
[16:13] Ronaldo
    That's a pretentious name.
[16:14] Hinaichi
    I'm heading to the scene right now.
[16:17] Ronaldo/Hinaichi
    --Okay.
    --Later.
[16:18] Ronaldo
    All right, we should go to the guild, too--
[16:20] Ronaldo
    A weirdo!
[16:21] Draluc
    I'm arming myself for the extermination, idiot!
[16:23] Ronaldo
    You look like an old guy having
    too much fun at a festival!
[16:26] Draluc
    This is no time to dawdle!
[16:27] Draluc
    The public is in danger! We must deal
    with him as soon as possible!
[16:30] Ronaldo
    Did you eat a poisonous mushroom or something?
[16:32] Draluc
    Listen! We need to increase the power
    of all the gorillas and blow that guy away!
[16:37] Ronaldo
    Wait. Do you know something about him?
[16:40] Northdin
    "That guy"? How rude, Draluc.
[16:44] Northdin
    You never learn, do you?
    I believe I taught you at the beginning--
[16:48] Northdin
    Call me "Mister"--
[16:51] Northdin
    "Mister Northdin."
[16:51] On Top
    "Vampire - Northdin"
[16:55] Ronaldo
    Who are you?!
[16:56] Draluc
    He came out! The show-off
    toothbrush mustache bastard!
[16:58] Draluc
    What the hell's a "Something Something Lord"?!
[17:00] Draluc
    A warbler crying in ancient Kyoto,
    drunk as a lord?!
[17:01] Draluc
    Look, 'aldo! That air chair! He's focusing
    telekinetic power on his butt to float!
[17:06] Draluc
    He's the Tryhard Hovering-Butt Lord!
[17:08] Ronaldo
    No way! You see that air chair
    all the time in movies and stuff!
[17:11] Ronaldo
    No, that's not it! Who the hell's
    this "Butt-Hovering Lord"?!
[17:15] Draluc
    That guy's Northdin.
[17:16] Draluc
    A vampire obsessed with sex who's apparently
    got the nickname "Smiling Ice Lord."
[17:21] Draluc
    He's the one who taught me
    the basics of being a vampire...
[17:24] Draluc
    Kind of like a former tutor!
[17:27] Northdin
    Not "former," bungling apprentice.
[17:30] Draluc
    What?!
[17:33] Northdin
    Oh? Did you think fake crying
    would work on me?
[17:40] Northdin
    Are you trying to act cute to avoid work?
    You're a bit old for that now.
[17:45] Draluc
    I don't like saying this myself,
[17:46] Draluc
    but he's the one responsible for turning
    the ephemeral beautiful young boy I was
[17:49] Draluc
    into the wicked vampire with
    furrowed brows that I am today!
[17:52] Ronaldo
    You really shouldn't say that yourself!
[17:55] Northdin
    I just came to greet you after we've been apart
    for so long. But you look well, so I'm glad.
[18:01] Northdin
    Good for you...
[18:03] Northdin
    It looks like you're being
    provided for by a kind human.
[18:07] Draluc
    Shut up! You old mustachioed philanderer!
    Looks like your eyesight's going!
[18:12] Draluc
    Does it look like I'm being provided for here?!
    It's the opposite! The opposite!
[18:15] Draluc
    I'm providing for this town! For Shin-Yoko!
    It's under my control! It's my castle town!
[18:20] Draluc
    I can order those gorillas to beat you up
    and put you in a bikini with one finger!
[18:25] Northdin
    Oh? Is this your town? Interesting!
[18:28] Northdin
    I'll test just how strong your control is.
[18:32] Ronaldo
    Oh, wait!
[18:36] Ronaldo
    Bastard! What's he planning?!
[18:39] Northdin
    Strawberry flower that
    blooms wild in the spring,
[18:42] Northdin
    will you spare me a glance
    with the rustle of the wind?
[18:47] Woman
    What's with this weird man?
    My heart's fluttering!
[18:49] Ronaldo
    Stop, what are you doing?
[18:51] Northdin
    I'm seducing a girl.
[18:54] Ronaldo
    Why now?! Is it fate?
[18:55] Draluc
    Bastard! How can you seduce a girl in my town?!
[18:58] Ronaldo
    And you! What are you,
    the headmaster of an all-girls school?!
[19:01] Draluc
    Idiot! This is one of his powers--"charm"!
[19:06] Draluc
    Anyone whose heart flutters even a little at
    his words will have to do whatever he wants!
[19:10] Ronaldo
    What did you say?!
[19:12] Draluc
    Capture him! The whole town
    will turn into his fan club!
[19:15] Ronaldo
    Damn it! Don't move from there!
[19:17] Middle-Aged Woman A
    Don't be violent with Northie!
[19:19] Middle-Aged Women
    Old Lady Defense Formation!
[19:21] Ronaldo
    He's already got a fan club!
[19:23] Middle-Aged Women/Draluc
    --Heave-ho!
    --Sand!
[19:26] Ta Chan
    What are you doing, idiots?
[19:29] Northdin
    I see a hunter. What a lovely lady.
[19:32] Northdin
    I'm sure many vampires would be happy
    to present their hearts to you.
[19:36] Ronaldo
    Be careful, Ta Chan!
[19:37] Draluc
    Don't get excited by his words!
[19:40] Ta Chan
    What's that all of a sudden?
    Don't you have common sense?
[19:43] Ta Chan
    Don't get excited about a young woman
    at your age, you kind of dumb old man.
[19:48] Ta Chan
    I'll give you some garlic from our stock,
[19:49] Ta Chan
    so eat that to get rid of your
    old man smell and then die.
[19:55] Northdin
    Delicious. Thank you, Miss.
[19:57] Ronaldo
    What?!
[19:59] Northdin
    With your skill, this can
    become a jewel-like dish.
[20:04] Ta Chan
    What... did you say?
[20:07] Draluc
    Ta Chan!
[20:08] Ronaldo
    It counts as a flutter if you think, "This guy's
    pretty good," too?! That's cheating!
[20:11] Northdin
    A gentleman seduces every woman in sight.
[20:15] Ronaldo
    If you walk in front of a women's college,
    you'll get an error and die!
[20:18] Northdin
    A lovely warrior's valiant fruits
    of battle shine under beautiful light.
[20:24] Maria
    The ostrich is calm...
[20:26] Ronaldo
    Maria!
[20:27] Northdin
    Your eyes are fiery rubies,
[20:30] Northdin
    like the light from Mars that
    shines in the darkness of night.
[20:33] Mimimi
    It's like the stargazing of love has started!
[20:36] Northdin
    Hello, Miss.
[20:39] Ronaldo
    He's being eaten!
[20:41] On Top
    "Translation: Your beautiful lips
    are like a field of red spider lilies.
    I can't see anything else."
[20:47] Ronaldo
    You're pretty amazing!
[20:49] Northdin
    All women, regardless of rank or class!
[20:53] Northdin
    From zygotes to ghosts,
    I'll sincerely seduce any woman!
[20:56] Ronaldo
    You're cool scum!
[20:58] Middle-Aged Woman B
    We won't let you...
[20:59] Middle-Aged Woman A
    ...say bad things about Northie!
[21:00] Middle-Aged Women
    Old Lady Cannonball! Heave-ho!
[21:02] Ronaldo
    Please stop them!
[21:04] Hinaichi
    You over there, don't move!
[21:07] Hinaichi
    I'm taking you in for seducing
    women to drink their blood!
[21:10] Northdin
    Oh, brave red-haired princess!
[21:13] Draluc
    Stop, Northdin!
[21:15] Northdin
    I am honored to make your acquaintance.
[21:17] Hinaichi
    What?!
[21:23] Ronaldo
    Hinaichi!
[21:26] Ronaldo
    Everyone...
[21:28] Northdin
    Now, a villain needs a stronghold.
[21:40] Satetsu
    Maria? Ta Chan?!
[21:42] Shot
    What's the matter?
[21:44] Satetsu
    W-Wait a minute!
[21:50] Shot
    That guy's--
[21:52] Satetsu
    There are civilians there, too.
    Don't do anything yet.
[21:58] Northdin
    I am now in complete control.
    This chair is a little hard...
[22:05] Draluc
    The vampire dies in no time.