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E11 - Shin-Yoko Battle Royale

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[00:03] ---
    It's finally complete.
    I thank you for your help.
[00:06] ---
    There's no way I wouldn't get
    involved with something this fun.
[00:09] ---
    Let's hurry up and get started.
[00:11] ---
    Now, let this town...
[00:14] ---
    ...shine with the light of lewd talk!
[01:52] ---
    "Shin-Yoko Battle Royale"
    A really strong vampire?
[01:55] ---
    "Shin-Yoko Battle Royale"
    Yeah, apparently, they're blowing
    humans away like nothing,
[01:57] ---
    "Shin-Yoko Battle Royale"
    and no one can touch them.
[01:59] ---
    Damn it!
[02:00] ---
    Okay, I'll go home and play a game!
[02:02] ---
    Sand!
[02:03] ---
    Vampire! I, Ronaldo the Great,
    will be your opponent!
[02:06] ---
    You're quite a handsome man.
    Kiss-kiss with me!
[02:11] ---
    What, it's you?!
[02:12] ---
    Can I go home?
[02:13] ---
    What, are you jealous, Hunte--?
[02:19] ---
    I want to open up a handsome
    man's shirt and give him a hickey...
[02:24] ---
    ...right above the collarbone!
[02:26] ---
    It'd be even better
    if he's got a baby face.
[02:28] ---
    Ronaldo!
[02:29] ---
    What is it? After that lewd talk,
    there was a shock...
[02:34] ---
    You are now all under our spell!
[02:37] ---
    You two!
[02:38] ---
    There is currently a giant lewd talk
    barrier put up around this town.
[02:42] ---
    A giant lewd talk barrier?!
[02:44] ---
    Inside this crazy barrier,
    lewd talk equals power!
[02:49] ---
    What the hell? What did
    you do, you clowns?!
[02:51] ---
    Just what I said.
[02:53] ---
    Weapons and physical strength
    are meaningless here!
[02:55] ---
    Only lewd talk can become power!
[02:57] ---
    When a strait-laced girl
    takes off her clothes
[02:59] ---
    and she's wearing naughty
    underwear, it's the best!
[03:02] ---
    Ronaldo!
[03:04] ---
    No one can take down this barrier
    that we created together!
[03:09] ---
    Now, we're going to go enjoy Shin-Yoko,
    the Doomed City of Lewd Talk!
[03:14] ---
    W-Wait!
[03:15] ---
    Men's bras... are sexy, so I wish
    more people would wear them!
[03:20] ---
    Damn it!
[03:21] ---
    Fight, Ronaldo!
    Release your inner lewd talk!
[03:25] ---
    Your face shows you're
    enjoying this! I'll kill you!
[03:29] ---
    Boobs! Boobs!
[03:31] ---
    So soft! Boobs!
[03:33] ---
    How weak! I can squash
    your lewd talk like a bug!
[03:37] ---
    Damn it! You're pissing me off!
[03:39] ---
    Don't be shy, fool!
[03:40] ---
    Put out something more extreme,
[03:41] ---
    like you want to be slapped by big breasts
    until you break your face or something!
[03:44] ---
    You do you it, then!
[03:47] ---
    Oh, Odd Creature!
[03:48] ---
    You're so reliable in a
    strange situation like this!
[03:53] ---
    Sex play where I turn into a chair
[03:55] ---
    and a widow in her mid-30s
    with a big butt sits on me!
[04:00] ---
    Ronaldo!
[04:03] ---
    Why, Odd?!
[04:05] ---
    When I act violently in this barrier,
[04:08] ---
    female hunters come fight me,
    saying perverted things.
[04:13] ---
    I realized that if that's what I get,
    I'm okay throwing away
[04:16] ---
    all the trust, status,
    and relationships I have!
[04:19] ---
    Idiot! You're a real idiot!
[04:20] ---
    Sorry, Ronaldo. It's all for
    the sake of love and lust.
[04:27] ---
    The unshaven parts you can catch a glimpse
    of when a girl stretches her arm!
[04:33] ---
    Shot!
[04:34] ---
    Are you all right, Ronaldo?
    It's chaos all over town.
[04:38] ---
    The hunters aren't able
    to fight properly, either.
[04:40] ---
    Vampires have started taking
    advantage of this commotion, too.
[04:43] ---
    I need to hurry up and
    settle this with my lewd talk.
[04:46] ---
    You sound like a veteran of many battles.
[04:48] ---
    You're not a bad talker.
    But can you withstand my lewd talk?
[04:53] ---
    Oh? You sound fired up.
[04:56] ---
    I'll fight with you!
[04:58] ---
    A brief glimpse of neglected leg hairs
    under long pants in the winter!
[05:01] ---
    Boobs! Boobs!
[05:03] ---
    The soft and smooth body line of a
    slightly chubby girl with small breasts!
[05:08] ---
    A girl who realizes she didn't
    shave all her finger hair
[05:11] ---
    and pulls her sleeve down to cover it!
[05:13] ---
    Boobs! Boob-boobs!
[05:15] ---
    So weak.
[05:17] ---
    Pubic hair... you can just barely see...
[05:22] ---
    ...peeking out of a swimsuit!
[05:28] ---
    Damn it!
[05:29] ---
    Draluc, take him and run away!
    He's holding me back!
[05:32] ---
    But what about you?
[05:34] ---
    Don't underestimate me.
    I have enough lewd talk stocked up.
[05:37] ---
    Leave this place to me.
[05:38] ---
    Shot...
[05:39] ---
    He must be thinking about
    these things all the time.
[05:42] ---
    Ronaldo. I believe.
[05:46] ---
    I believe that you have the lewd talk
    power needed to tear down this barrier.
[05:51] ---
    I don't know if I'd want that.
[05:53] ---
    Now, go! Ronaldo!
[05:55] ---
    The defenseless back hair!
[05:57] ---
    The sweat that forms between breasts!
[06:00] ---
    Let's leave them and get out of here.
[06:06] ---
    B... Boobs...
[06:09] ---
    Damn it... I want... to get stronger...
[06:14] ---
    You couldn't leave those frustrated
    tears for a better scene?
[06:18] ---
    Oh? You look like you're at
    the end of your rope, Hunter.
[06:23] ---
    There's all this merrymaking
    going on, too!
[06:26] ---
    You should have some fun.
[06:28] ---
    You perverted masterminds! Damn it...
[06:31] ---
    Boobs... I love boobs...
[06:34] ---
    Retreat, Ronaldo!
[06:35] ---
    You can't do anything right now
    with your bug-level vocabulary!
[06:37] ---
    I'll kill you, sand scum!
[06:40] ---
    I'll fight...
[06:42] ---
    Shot... He believed in me!
[06:46] ---
    Is that something to cry about?!
[06:48] ---
    I have no choice. I'll go get Master,
    so persevere a while longer.
[06:52] ---
    A big-breasted older woman!
[06:54] ---
    I want her to... scold me a little...
    and with her breasts...
[06:58] ---
    In the middle of a game of yakyuken,
[07:00] ---
    my female opponent took off her gloves
    and socks acting like she'd win,
[07:03] ---
    but now there's only one thing
    left until her underwear!
[07:06] ---
    And that makes her start to look uneasy!
[07:11] ---
    Give it up already. The resolve we
    have for our fetishes is different.
[07:16] ---
    I mean, he calls himself "Yakyuken Lover."
[07:19] ---
    I even get receipts under this name.
[07:19] ---
    "Receipt"
    "Yakyuken Lover"
    "For printing T-shirts (100)"
    I even get receipts under this name.
[07:21] ---
    "Receipt"
    "Yakyuken Lover"
    "For printing T-shirts (100)"
    You file tax returns?!
[07:24] ---
    Now, shall I return the favor from before?
[07:27] ---
    The silhouette of
    teardrop-shaped breasts
[07:30] ---
    that point toward the sky
    is so beautiful and sensual.
[07:34] ---
    Who are you?!
[07:39] ---
    I came to see my son,
[07:41] ---
    but it looks like this has become
    a vulgar town again.
[07:44] ---
    Draluc's dad! Why are you here?
[07:47] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea, Paul.
    I didn't come here to save you.
[07:52] ---
    That grinning guy is an old friend.
[07:54] ---
    I'm doing this to defeat him
    before my son gets hurt.
[07:57] ---
    Long time no see, Draus.
    That was good lewd talk.
[08:02] ---
    It was thanks to me toying
    with you so much, huh?
[08:05] ---
    And you never seem to learn, no matter
    how many times you get thrashed.
[08:09] ---
    I'll make sure you can't play for a while.
[08:12] ---
    I don't care what the situation is.
[08:14] ---
    Are you saying you can beat me
    inside this lewd talk barrier?
[08:18] ---
    Me? No, we can beat you!
[08:22] ---
    Can you stand, Paul?
    You call yourself a hunter?!
[08:27] ---
    What can the two of us do?
[08:30] ---
    Paul, are you a boob man?
[08:33] ---
    Then, large breasts are fine, too,
[08:35] ---
    but I'm sure you also appreciate the work
    it takes to push boobs up to look bigger!
[08:40] ---
    I do! I feel warmth,
    like that of a hand-made bento--
[08:44] ---
    Like, "You made that for me?"
[08:46] ---
    Yeah, I get that.
[08:48] ---
    You feel it in the choice
    of underwear, too!
[08:49] ---
    The joy I feel thinking, "You wore
    the sexy ones for me!" I get it!
[08:54] ---
    Wh-What is this?
    Their lewd talk power is increasing!
[08:58] ---
    I see... They're talking together
    and making each other stronger...
[09:02] ---
    This isn't a battle.
    It's the lewd talk of harmony.
[09:05] ---
    No, this is what lewd talk
    should actually look like.
[09:09] ---
    In other words, Lewd Conversation!
[09:11] ---
    "Lewd Conversation"
    In other words, Lewd Conversation!
[09:13] ---
    Girls smell good, don't they?
[09:15] ---
    The scent of someone you love
    is better than any perfume!
[09:19] ---
    There are worlds like that, too!
[09:21] ---
    I want to go to a world like that, too!
[09:23] ---
    Now, say it with me!
[09:26] ---
    The smell of boobs...
    is a good smell!
[09:37] ---
    Now, the barrier is gone.
    Your friend is gone, too.
[09:40] ---
    You're all that's left!
[09:43] ---
    It's true that I probably don't have enough
    strength to oppose you two by myself.
[09:47] ---
    In other words, I'm powerless!
    I can't do anything!
[09:49] ---
    You didn't think this through enough!
[09:51] ---
    That's enough. Leave him, Paul.
[09:53] ---
    Huh? But--
[09:54] ---
    I don't like bullying the weak.
[09:57] ---
    Besides, he won't feel remorse
    even if you hit him.
[09:59] ---
    That's true, but...
[10:01] ---
    I'm just glad we could resolve this
    before Draluc got involved.
[10:05] ---
    Um, I got back a while ago.
[10:09] ---
    What was that about the scent
    of someone you love?
[10:27] ---
    Strike!
[10:29] ---
    Stop that!
[10:30] ---
    Sand...
[10:32] ---
    Wahh! Don't separate the bond
    between me and John!
[10:34] ---
    What bond?! Don't use him as a ball!
[10:36] ---
    And, John! Why are you
    so devoted to this idiot?!
[10:42] ---
    S-Sorry, I can't understand you
    even if you go into a flashback.
[10:45] ---
    John's talking about how we met.
[10:50] ---
    Here, let me tell you about it...
[10:52] ---
    About when John agreed
    to become my familiar.
[10:56] ---
    That was when I was still--
[10:58] ---
    I've gone to buy donuts with
    John, just the two of us!
[11:02] ---
    Sorry, but can you stop
    trying to one-up me?
[11:05] ---
    I was still living with my family
    in our Transylvania castle.
[11:11] ---
    Hi, everyone.
[11:13] ---
    What is it, Grandfather?
[11:15] ---
    I want to go on a South American
    vacation to see unusual animals.
[11:19] ---
    So, I bought a villa.
    Let's all go, right now.
[11:24] ---
    It's like the clumsy introduction
    of a segment on a variety show.
[11:27] ---
    I met John there.
[11:30] ---
    John, you're South American?
[11:33] ---
    Anyway, we... ended up living
    at the villa for a while.
[11:38] ---
    A Western-style house doesn't
    fit with this scenery!
[11:41] ---
    Huh? Where's Grandfather?
[11:43] ---
    He said he was going to go
    hunting for rare animals...
[11:46] ---
    We should bring him back before he
    catches an anaconda or something.
[11:49] ---
    I'm home.
[11:50] ---
    I found something that
    looks like a cryptid.
[11:53] ---
    Please put it back!
[11:55] ---
    It's a present for Draus.
[12:00] ---
    Oh, there's one more--
[12:03] ---
    Oh, um, is that also for Father--?
[12:07] ---
    It was injured, so I brought it back.
[12:10] ---
    Poor thing.
[12:13] ---
    Let's take care of its wounds.
[12:14] ---
    Okay, I'm leaving it to you.
[12:16] ---
    Next time, I'll find a cryptid
    for you, too, Draluc.
[12:19] ---
    I don't need one.
[12:20] ---
    And that's how John and I met.
[12:23] ---
    There, there. Don't be scared.
[12:26] ---
    You look kind of like a tennis ball.
[12:31] ---
    Fortunately, the wounds were not serious,
    and John healed before long.
[12:35] ---
    Yup, looks like you're all better.
[12:39] ---
    Oh, Marusuke's all better?
[12:42] ---
    I'm glad you're okay, Oriharucon Z.
[12:44] ---
    --Tamao.
    --Joker Ball.
[12:46] ---
    Guardian.
[12:47] ---
    Ah, everyone has their own name for you.
[12:49] ---
    Please don't name him randomly like that.
    I'm going to make him my familiar!
[12:53] ---
    You're going to give Marusuke
    some of your blood?
[12:55] ---
    Oh, that's nice.
[12:57] ---
    Once he grows up, anyway.
[13:00] ---
    That way, we can always be together--
[13:03] ---
    In the castle where I live.
[13:07] ---
    What will you call him, then?
[13:09] ---
    "Joker Ball Tamao Marusuke
    Oriharucon Z Guardian (temp)"
    Well, how about we use
    all the names for now?
[13:13] ---
    "Joker Ball Tamao Marusuke
    Oriharucon Z Guardian (temp)"
    A random mishmash...
[13:15] ---
    Now, let us go, John!
[13:18] ---
    John, today's snack is cake!
[13:22] ---
    A present for Draluc.
[13:25] ---
    Sand...!
[13:26] ---
    This is our castle.
[13:30] ---
    Oh, do you like it, John?
[13:34] ---
    My days with John were so much fun.
[13:40] ---
    Oh, wow, that's amazing!
[13:44] ---
    If we get a lot of these,
    we can make some delicious sweets.
[13:48] ---
    Pie, for example...
[13:51] ---
    Draluc!
[13:54] ---
    Father.
[13:56] ---
    Tonight, we will leave for our old home.
[13:58] ---
    Huh?
[13:59] ---
    Grandfather wants to have
    a board game tournament.
[14:03] ---
    That man lives too much
    in the here and now...
[14:05] ---
    Oh, well, that means you can
    go to the castle, John.
[14:09] ---
    Hm? John?
[14:16] ---
    It's done baking, John!
[14:35] ---
    "Inferior Vampire - Super Big Mosquito"
[14:49] ---
    John!
[14:50] ---
    Sand!
[14:58] ---
    J-John... now...!
[15:21] ---
    Oh, that's great, John.
[15:23] ---
    You're a hero surrounded by your kind.
[15:27] ---
    "Your kind"...
[15:30] ---
    If he is always with me...
    then... John will...
[15:55] ---
    Please take care of John.
[15:59] ---
    I'm sure he will be able
    to live happily here...
[16:03] ---
    In his home country, with you all...
[16:06] ---
    He might even find the parents
    he was separated from.
[16:09] ---
    This is much better for him
    than becoming my familiar...
[16:59] ---
    This is our castle.
[17:31] ---
    With just a picture...
[17:33] ---
    Maybe somewhere in the
    eastern part of Europe?
[17:35] ---
    Anyway, we'll take you across the ocean.
[17:37] ---
    Do your best, 'madillo.
[17:50] ---
    That's Europe.
[17:53] ---
    I'm sure you'll find him!
[17:55] ---
    Take care!
[17:57] ---
    "Castle this way"
[18:10] ---
    "Castle Buns"
[18:49] ---
    What's this?
[18:50] ---
    A scrap of paper.
[18:51] ---
    Doesn't it look like that castle?
[18:53] ---
    You know, the one on the other side of the
    mountain that's rumored to have vampires.
[19:04] ---
    Draluc... Are you thinking about
    Marusuke--I mean, John again?
[19:09] ---
    Father, don't worry.
    I've already put it behind me.
[19:12] ---
    Whoa, this room feels troubled!
[19:14] ---
    What do you mean, "troubled"?!
[19:16] ---
    You've got Mother's portrait on
    the lid of your coffin, don't you?!
[19:19] ---
    N-No, that's just...
[19:22] ---
    Good night, my sweet.
[19:25] ---
    I didn't know you kissed it!
    I didn't want to know!
[19:28] ---
    But Mira's always so busy that
    I can't see her, so I get lonely!
[19:31] ---
    Anyway, I'm fine.
[19:35] ---
    Jeez, Father is so overprotective.
[19:39] ---
    I'm sure John's having fun where he is.
[19:50] ---
    No...! Help me!
    I'm going to die! Sand!
[20:01] ---
    N-No way... It can't be...
[20:06] ---
    Joh--
[20:10] ---
    John!
[20:12] ---
    John! What are you doing here?
[20:16] ---
    Back in South America, you...
[20:23] ---
    John...
[20:28] ---
    I... was an idiot...
[20:36] ---
    It's boorish to ask
    after all this time, but...
[20:38] ---
    John, will you live
    with me as my familiar?
[20:46] ---
    And so, John became my familiar,
    and we have lived together ever since.
[20:54] ---
    I swore that I would never be
    separated from John again.
[20:59] ---
    That's all. What do you think?
[21:02] ---
    So what...? I... I've... gone to
    buy donuts... with John before...
[21:09] ---
    Your voice is shaking.
[21:11] ---
    Shut up!
[21:13] ---
    But, well, John's really a good
    kid who's devoted to you...
[21:21] ---
    That's even more reason you shouldn't
    use him as a ball, you scum!
[22:59] ---
    One day, we received word
    from the villa caretaker
[23:03] ---
    that John's parents had been found.
[23:08] ---
    We found out that they were attacked
    by a giant vampiric mosquito
[23:10] ---
    and were separated from John,
    who was still a baby at the time.
[23:25] ---
    I will take good care of your son.
[23:30] ---
    A long time has passed since then,
[23:33] ---
    but we are still close with
    the armadillos on that hill.