E11 - Shin-Yoko Battle Royale
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It's finally complete.
I thank you for your help.
[00:06] ---
There's no way I wouldn't get
involved with something this fun.
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Let's hurry up and get started.
[00:11] ---
Now, let this town...
[00:14] ---
...shine with the light of lewd talk!
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"Shin-Yoko Battle Royale"
A really strong vampire?
[01:55] ---
"Shin-Yoko Battle Royale"
Yeah, apparently, they're blowing
humans away like nothing,
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"Shin-Yoko Battle Royale"
and no one can touch them.
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Damn it!
[02:00] ---
Okay, I'll go home and play a game!
[02:02] ---
Sand!
[02:03] ---
Vampire! I, Ronaldo the Great,
will be your opponent!
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You're quite a handsome man.
Kiss-kiss with me!
[02:11] ---
What, it's you?!
[02:12] ---
Can I go home?
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What, are you jealous, Hunte--?
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I want to open up a handsome
man's shirt and give him a hickey...
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...right above the collarbone!
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It'd be even better
if he's got a baby face.
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Ronaldo!
[02:29] ---
What is it? After that lewd talk,
there was a shock...
[02:34] ---
You are now all under our spell!
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You two!
[02:38] ---
There is currently a giant lewd talk
barrier put up around this town.
[02:42] ---
A giant lewd talk barrier?!
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Inside this crazy barrier,
lewd talk equals power!
[02:49] ---
What the hell? What did
you do, you clowns?!
[02:51] ---
Just what I said.
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Weapons and physical strength
are meaningless here!
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Only lewd talk can become power!
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When a strait-laced girl
takes off her clothes
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and she's wearing naughty
underwear, it's the best!
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Ronaldo!
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No one can take down this barrier
that we created together!
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Now, we're going to go enjoy Shin-Yoko,
the Doomed City of Lewd Talk!
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W-Wait!
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Men's bras... are sexy, so I wish
more people would wear them!
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Damn it!
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Fight, Ronaldo!
Release your inner lewd talk!
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Your face shows you're
enjoying this! I'll kill you!
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Boobs! Boobs!
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So soft! Boobs!
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How weak! I can squash
your lewd talk like a bug!
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Damn it! You're pissing me off!
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Don't be shy, fool!
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Put out something more extreme,
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like you want to be slapped by big breasts
until you break your face or something!
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You do you it, then!
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Oh, Odd Creature!
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You're so reliable in a
strange situation like this!
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Sex play where I turn into a chair
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and a widow in her mid-30s
with a big butt sits on me!
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Ronaldo!
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Why, Odd?!
[04:05] ---
When I act violently in this barrier,
[04:08] ---
female hunters come fight me,
saying perverted things.
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I realized that if that's what I get,
I'm okay throwing away
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all the trust, status,
and relationships I have!
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Idiot! You're a real idiot!
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Sorry, Ronaldo. It's all for
the sake of love and lust.
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The unshaven parts you can catch a glimpse
of when a girl stretches her arm!
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Shot!
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Are you all right, Ronaldo?
It's chaos all over town.
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The hunters aren't able
to fight properly, either.
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Vampires have started taking
advantage of this commotion, too.
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I need to hurry up and
settle this with my lewd talk.
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You sound like a veteran of many battles.
[04:48] ---
You're not a bad talker.
But can you withstand my lewd talk?
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Oh? You sound fired up.
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I'll fight with you!
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A brief glimpse of neglected leg hairs
under long pants in the winter!
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Boobs! Boobs!
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The soft and smooth body line of a
slightly chubby girl with small breasts!
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A girl who realizes she didn't
shave all her finger hair
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and pulls her sleeve down to cover it!
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Boobs! Boob-boobs!
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So weak.
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Pubic hair... you can just barely see...
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...peeking out of a swimsuit!
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Damn it!
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Draluc, take him and run away!
He's holding me back!
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But what about you?
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Don't underestimate me.
I have enough lewd talk stocked up.
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Leave this place to me.
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Shot...
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He must be thinking about
these things all the time.
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Ronaldo. I believe.
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I believe that you have the lewd talk
power needed to tear down this barrier.
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I don't know if I'd want that.
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Now, go! Ronaldo!
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The defenseless back hair!
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The sweat that forms between breasts!
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Let's leave them and get out of here.
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B... Boobs...
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Damn it... I want... to get stronger...
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You couldn't leave those frustrated
tears for a better scene?
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Oh? You look like you're at
the end of your rope, Hunter.
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There's all this merrymaking
going on, too!
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You should have some fun.
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You perverted masterminds! Damn it...
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Boobs... I love boobs...
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Retreat, Ronaldo!
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You can't do anything right now
with your bug-level vocabulary!
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I'll kill you, sand scum!
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I'll fight...
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Shot... He believed in me!
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Is that something to cry about?!
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I have no choice. I'll go get Master,
so persevere a while longer.
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A big-breasted older woman!
[06:54] ---
I want her to... scold me a little...
and with her breasts...
[06:58] ---
In the middle of a game of yakyuken,
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my female opponent took off her gloves
and socks acting like she'd win,
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but now there's only one thing
left until her underwear!
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And that makes her start to look uneasy!
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Give it up already. The resolve we
have for our fetishes is different.
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I mean, he calls himself "Yakyuken Lover."
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I even get receipts under this name.
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"Receipt"
"Yakyuken Lover"
"For printing T-shirts (100)"
I even get receipts under this name.
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"Receipt"
"Yakyuken Lover"
"For printing T-shirts (100)"
You file tax returns?!
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Now, shall I return the favor from before?
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The silhouette of
teardrop-shaped breasts
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that point toward the sky
is so beautiful and sensual.
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Who are you?!
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I came to see my son,
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but it looks like this has become
a vulgar town again.
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Draluc's dad! Why are you here?
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Don't get the wrong idea, Paul.
I didn't come here to save you.
[07:52] ---
That grinning guy is an old friend.
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I'm doing this to defeat him
before my son gets hurt.
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Long time no see, Draus.
That was good lewd talk.
[08:02] ---
It was thanks to me toying
with you so much, huh?
[08:05] ---
And you never seem to learn, no matter
how many times you get thrashed.
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I'll make sure you can't play for a while.
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I don't care what the situation is.
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Are you saying you can beat me
inside this lewd talk barrier?
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Me? No, we can beat you!
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Can you stand, Paul?
You call yourself a hunter?!
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What can the two of us do?
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Paul, are you a boob man?
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Then, large breasts are fine, too,
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but I'm sure you also appreciate the work
it takes to push boobs up to look bigger!
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I do! I feel warmth,
like that of a hand-made bento--
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Like, "You made that for me?"
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Yeah, I get that.
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You feel it in the choice
of underwear, too!
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The joy I feel thinking, "You wore
the sexy ones for me!" I get it!
[08:54] ---
Wh-What is this?
Their lewd talk power is increasing!
[08:58] ---
I see... They're talking together
and making each other stronger...
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This isn't a battle.
It's the lewd talk of harmony.
[09:05] ---
No, this is what lewd talk
should actually look like.
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In other words, Lewd Conversation!
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"Lewd Conversation"
In other words, Lewd Conversation!
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Girls smell good, don't they?
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The scent of someone you love
is better than any perfume!
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There are worlds like that, too!
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I want to go to a world like that, too!
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Now, say it with me!
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The smell of boobs...
is a good smell!
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Now, the barrier is gone.
Your friend is gone, too.
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You're all that's left!
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It's true that I probably don't have enough
strength to oppose you two by myself.
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In other words, I'm powerless!
I can't do anything!
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You didn't think this through enough!
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That's enough. Leave him, Paul.
[09:53] ---
Huh? But--
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I don't like bullying the weak.
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Besides, he won't feel remorse
even if you hit him.
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That's true, but...
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I'm just glad we could resolve this
before Draluc got involved.
[10:05] ---
Um, I got back a while ago.
[10:09] ---
What was that about the scent
of someone you love?
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Strike!
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Stop that!
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Sand...
[10:32] ---
Wahh! Don't separate the bond
between me and John!
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What bond?! Don't use him as a ball!
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And, John! Why are you
so devoted to this idiot?!
[10:42] ---
S-Sorry, I can't understand you
even if you go into a flashback.
[10:45] ---
John's talking about how we met.
[10:50] ---
Here, let me tell you about it...
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About when John agreed
to become my familiar.
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That was when I was still--
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I've gone to buy donuts with
John, just the two of us!
[11:02] ---
Sorry, but can you stop
trying to one-up me?
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I was still living with my family
in our Transylvania castle.
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Hi, everyone.
[11:13] ---
What is it, Grandfather?
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I want to go on a South American
vacation to see unusual animals.
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So, I bought a villa.
Let's all go, right now.
[11:24] ---
It's like the clumsy introduction
of a segment on a variety show.
[11:27] ---
I met John there.
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John, you're South American?
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Anyway, we... ended up living
at the villa for a while.
[11:38] ---
A Western-style house doesn't
fit with this scenery!
[11:41] ---
Huh? Where's Grandfather?
[11:43] ---
He said he was going to go
hunting for rare animals...
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We should bring him back before he
catches an anaconda or something.
[11:49] ---
I'm home.
[11:50] ---
I found something that
looks like a cryptid.
[11:53] ---
Please put it back!
[11:55] ---
It's a present for Draus.
[12:00] ---
Oh, there's one more--
[12:03] ---
Oh, um, is that also for Father--?
[12:07] ---
It was injured, so I brought it back.
[12:10] ---
Poor thing.
[12:13] ---
Let's take care of its wounds.
[12:14] ---
Okay, I'm leaving it to you.
[12:16] ---
Next time, I'll find a cryptid
for you, too, Draluc.
[12:19] ---
I don't need one.
[12:20] ---
And that's how John and I met.
[12:23] ---
There, there. Don't be scared.
[12:26] ---
You look kind of like a tennis ball.
[12:31] ---
Fortunately, the wounds were not serious,
and John healed before long.
[12:35] ---
Yup, looks like you're all better.
[12:39] ---
Oh, Marusuke's all better?
[12:42] ---
I'm glad you're okay, Oriharucon Z.
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--Tamao.
--Joker Ball.
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Guardian.
[12:47] ---
Ah, everyone has their own name for you.
[12:49] ---
Please don't name him randomly like that.
I'm going to make him my familiar!
[12:53] ---
You're going to give Marusuke
some of your blood?
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Oh, that's nice.
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Once he grows up, anyway.
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That way, we can always be together--
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In the castle where I live.
[13:07] ---
What will you call him, then?
[13:09] ---
"Joker Ball Tamao Marusuke
Oriharucon Z Guardian (temp)"
Well, how about we use
all the names for now?
[13:13] ---
"Joker Ball Tamao Marusuke
Oriharucon Z Guardian (temp)"
A random mishmash...
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Now, let us go, John!
[13:18] ---
John, today's snack is cake!
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A present for Draluc.
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Sand...!
[13:26] ---
This is our castle.
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Oh, do you like it, John?
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My days with John were so much fun.
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Oh, wow, that's amazing!
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If we get a lot of these,
we can make some delicious sweets.
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Pie, for example...
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Draluc!
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Father.
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Tonight, we will leave for our old home.
[13:58] ---
Huh?
[13:59] ---
Grandfather wants to have
a board game tournament.
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That man lives too much
in the here and now...
[14:05] ---
Oh, well, that means you can
go to the castle, John.
[14:09] ---
Hm? John?
[14:16] ---
It's done baking, John!
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"Inferior Vampire - Super Big Mosquito"
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John!
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Sand!
[14:58] ---
J-John... now...!
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Oh, that's great, John.
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You're a hero surrounded by your kind.
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"Your kind"...
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If he is always with me...
then... John will...
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Please take care of John.
[15:59] ---
I'm sure he will be able
to live happily here...
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In his home country, with you all...
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He might even find the parents
he was separated from.
[16:09] ---
This is much better for him
than becoming my familiar...
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This is our castle.
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With just a picture...
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Maybe somewhere in the
eastern part of Europe?
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Anyway, we'll take you across the ocean.
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Do your best, 'madillo.
[17:50] ---
That's Europe.
[17:53] ---
I'm sure you'll find him!
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Take care!
[17:57] ---
"Castle this way"
[18:10] ---
"Castle Buns"
[18:49] ---
What's this?
[18:50] ---
A scrap of paper.
[18:51] ---
Doesn't it look like that castle?
[18:53] ---
You know, the one on the other side of the
mountain that's rumored to have vampires.
[19:04] ---
Draluc... Are you thinking about
Marusuke--I mean, John again?
[19:09] ---
Father, don't worry.
I've already put it behind me.
[19:12] ---
Whoa, this room feels troubled!
[19:14] ---
What do you mean, "troubled"?!
[19:16] ---
You've got Mother's portrait on
the lid of your coffin, don't you?!
[19:19] ---
N-No, that's just...
[19:22] ---
Good night, my sweet.
[19:25] ---
I didn't know you kissed it!
I didn't want to know!
[19:28] ---
But Mira's always so busy that
I can't see her, so I get lonely!
[19:31] ---
Anyway, I'm fine.
[19:35] ---
Jeez, Father is so overprotective.
[19:39] ---
I'm sure John's having fun where he is.
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No...! Help me!
I'm going to die! Sand!
[20:01] ---
N-No way... It can't be...
[20:06] ---
Joh--
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John!
[20:12] ---
John! What are you doing here?
[20:16] ---
Back in South America, you...
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John...
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I... was an idiot...
[20:36] ---
It's boorish to ask
after all this time, but...
[20:38] ---
John, will you live
with me as my familiar?
[20:46] ---
And so, John became my familiar,
and we have lived together ever since.
[20:54] ---
I swore that I would never be
separated from John again.
[20:59] ---
That's all. What do you think?
[21:02] ---
So what...? I... I've... gone to
buy donuts... with John before...
[21:09] ---
Your voice is shaking.
[21:11] ---
Shut up!
[21:13] ---
But, well, John's really a good
kid who's devoted to you...
[21:21] ---
That's even more reason you shouldn't
use him as a ball, you scum!
[22:59] ---
One day, we received word
from the villa caretaker
[23:03] ---
that John's parents had been found.
[23:08] ---
We found out that they were attacked
by a giant vampiric mosquito
[23:10] ---
and were separated from John,
who was still a baby at the time.
[23:25] ---
I will take good care of your son.
[23:30] ---
A long time has passed since then,
[23:33] ---
but we are still close with
the armadillos on that hill.
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