E5 - Last Stop, Ura-Shin-Yokohama
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[00:05] Fukuma
Oh? It's about time I left for work.
[00:12] Sign
"Vampire Cat - Bosatsu"
[00:12] Bosatsu
This is no time to be playing
around thoughtlessly!
[00:16] Bosatsu
You bastard, Fukuma.
[00:18] Bosatsu
You're a crazy, insincere idiot hiding
behind the mask of a cat lover.
[00:23] Bosatsu
Hm? This is convenient!
[00:25] Bosatsu
I'll hide in his bag and run away
during his commute.
[00:33] Bosatsu
Goodbye, Fukuma.
[00:36] Bosatsu
Once I escape, I will reboot my plan
to turn the world into cat lovers!
[00:48] Sign
"Autumn Books"
[00:50] Bosatsu
He lives really close to work.
[02:24] Sign
"The Dream-Quest of Unknown Fukuma"
[02:27] Bosatsu
It can't be helped, bastard.
[02:29] Bosatsu
I'll jump out and run away here.
[02:32] Autumn Boy Robot
Eliminate the foreign objects. Eliminate!
[02:32] Sign
"Autumn Specialties - Autumn Boy Robots"
[02:35] Fukuma
Bosatsu, did you follow me to work?
[02:38] Autumn Boy Robot
Oh, it's just a cat.
[02:40] Fukuma
Since you're here, I have no choice.
[02:42] Bosatsu
No, your place is close.
[02:44] Fukuma
We'll be together all day today, won't we?
[02:45] Bosatsu
It's close, so you could just go home.
[02:47] Fukuma
Let's work together today, okay, Bosatsu?
[02:51] Bosatsu
Don't panic. You've still got a chance.
Look for an opening and run!
[03:00] Sign
"Autumn Books Credo:
Sell three hundred million copies
of the first edition"
[03:07] Sign
"Cat Lover"
"Cat"
[03:08] Fukuma
This is my desk.
[03:12] Fukuma
It's like you're right where
you're supposed to be.
[03:14] Bosatsu
What's this guy doing at work?
[03:19] Rokumon
Mr. Fukuma.
[03:20] Rokumon
Here are the files you asked for.
[03:23] Fukuma
Thank you very much.
[03:27] PA
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
[03:29] Employee A
It's a raid by a rival publisher!
[03:31] Fukuma
I'll go deal with our guests.
[03:35] Keramushi
I am Keramushi, first spearman of
Summer Books's editorial department!
[03:39] Keramushi
Small fry are no match for me!
[03:41] Keramushi
Come out, editor with a name!
[03:48] Fukuma
Fist of the South Star Editorial Battle-Axe.
[03:53] Fukuma
Hand of the Battle-Axe of Fury.
[03:57] Bosatsu
What the heck?
[03:59] Fukuma
Now, shall we go instruct the newbies?
[04:04] Fukuma
In order to raise outstanding employees,
it's important to get a good start.
[04:11] Sign
"Autumn Specialties -
New Employee Cultivation Tanks"
[04:16] Fukuma
Only the editor in charge
can protect the author.
[04:19] Fukuma
Please keep that in mind.
[04:23] Fukuma
They show promise.
[04:25] Bosatsu
I don't even feel like coming up
with a clever retort to that.
[04:29] Sanzu
I've put a trap on Fukuma's chair!
[04:31] Sanzu
That'll give you some severe hemorrhoids!
[04:33] Sign
"Autumn Specialty - Autumn-Style Air Chair"
[04:40] Fukuma
Please wait here a moment.
I'll go buy some lunch.
[04:45] Bosatsu
This is my chance!
[04:53] Autumn Boy Robot
Food, food.
[04:55] Autumn Grizzly
Yum, yum.
[04:57] Go
Oh! You're Fukuma's cat!
[05:00] Bosatsu
Oh, I believe this is the human
who is editor-in-chief.
[05:04] Go
You haven't eaten yet, right?
I've got bread from the co-op if you want it.
[05:09] Bosatsu
I'll brainwash this guy and
have him carry me outside.
[05:14] Go
Here you go!
[05:15] Bosatsu
What's this?!
[05:16] Go
Hey, c'mon, you don't wanna eat my leftovers?
[05:19] Bosatsu
No, really, what is this? You ate it?
[05:21] Fukuma
Editor-in-Chief.
[05:24] Fukuma
Please don't give him something
so high in calories.
[05:27] Go
Oh, sorry, sorry.
[05:30] Fukuma
You can just have a little bit.
[05:35] Fukuma
Ronaldo, how's your progress on
The Ronaldo Chronicles volume 3?
[05:40] Sanzu
Ronaldo!
[05:41] Ronaldo
W-Well, um, uh, all I have left
is to catch a wave, I mean...
[05:45] Fukuma
You haven't written anything yet, have you?
[05:49] Fukuma
I'm going to Shin-Yokohama for a meeting.
[05:52] Bosatsu
It's my big chance!
Shin-Yoko is my home ground.
[05:55] Bosatsu
If I run away and go off into a back street,
there's no way you'll be able to catch me.
[06:01] Bosatsu
I will accompany you.
[06:03] Sign
"Shin-Yokohama Station"
[06:05] Boy
What's that?
[06:06] Fukuma
There's still a little time
before our meeting time.
[06:11] Fukuma
Bosatsu?
[06:13] Bosatsu
It's goodbye to that crazy idiot now!
[06:17] Bosatsu
Well, I am reluctant to part with
that comfortable life, though.
[06:21] Ronaldo
Is that you, Bosatsu?!
[06:23] Ronaldo
Please!
[06:24] Ronaldo
Hide me!
[06:26] Ronaldo
Take me to the cat kingdom!
[06:28] Bosatsu
An idiot has arrived.
[06:30] Ronaldo
I can't take it anymore!
I can't write anything!
[06:33] Ronaldo
Mr. Fukuma's gonna chop off my weenie!
[06:35] Bosatsu
Why do you still work with Fukuma
if you're so scared of him?
[06:39] Ronaldo
Take me to the cat kingdom
while I'm still a man!
[06:45] Fukuma
Ronaldo, first, please calm down.
[06:49] Bosatsu
I got thrown in, too!
[06:51] Fukuma
Ronaldo, when you're panicked,
[06:53] Fukuma
you have a tendency to lose
confidence and worry too much.
[06:57] Fukuma
You start thinking that everything
you write is boring,
[06:59] Fukuma
and you get stuck in a rut, right?
[07:05] Fukuma
Here are some reference materials
and fan letters from readers.
[07:09] Fukuma
They might be of some assistance
to get you writing again.
[07:12] Fukuma
It's all right. Please write
your ideas down proudly.
[07:16] Fukuma
The things you write are interesting!
[07:22] Ronaldo
Mr. Fukuma! Thank you!
[07:25] Ronaldo
I'll show you that I can finish writing
[07:26] Ronaldo
The War Chronicles of Ronaldo:
The Fierce Fight with Mr. Lewd Talk!
[07:30] Fukuma
That's the spirit!
[07:31] Bosatsu
What the heck?
[07:32] Fukuma
Let's not stand around talking.
Shall we go to a café?
[07:36] Ronaldo
Yes!
[07:37] Bosatsu
I'll take this opening...
[07:46] Fukuma
Sorry to keep you waiting, Bosatsu.
[07:49] Bosatsu
I was getting tired of waiting.
[07:52] Bosatsu
I understand why that idiot
would team up with you now.
[07:56] Bosatsu
It's actually quite comfortable, huh?
Inside that iron maiden.
[08:01] Bosatsu
I'm seeing you in a new light, too, a little.
[08:04] Bosatsu
As my servant.
[08:07] Fukuma
Bosatsu, look at this!
[08:10] Fukuma
You seemed to like it, so I special
ordered an iron maiden for cats!
[08:15] Fukuma
Go ahead and try going inside!
[08:17] Bosatsu
I should've run away.
[08:22] Sign
"A Kind Man Under Siege"
[08:22] Draluc
A vaccine?
[08:24] Ronaldo
So we don't turn into pseudovampires.
Hunters have to get it every year.
[08:28] Ronaldo
Then why is it just you three?
[08:29] Shot
Everyone else has probably
already gotten theirs.
[08:31] Draluc
I see.
[08:33] Draluc
So you're the "I'm scared of shots
so I didn't come until the last minute" trio.
[08:36] Ronaldo
Shut up!
[08:37] Draluc
Arm Guy, this isn't a job, so why are
you wearing that apocalyptic armor?
[08:40] Satetsu
Wearing it calms me down.
[08:42] Draluc
Is it like a safety blanket?
[08:44] Ronaldo
It's because even though Satetsu's so buff,
he's got the courage of a flea.
[08:47] Satetsu/PA
--No, no...
--Ronaldo, please enter.
[08:49] Ronaldo
John, come in with me!
[08:52] Draluc
Go by yourself.
[08:54] Yomotsuzaka
Okay, I'll administer the vaccine now.
[08:57] Ronaldo
You've gotta be kidding!
[08:58] Ronaldo
There's no way that stuff the color
of demon water is a vaccine!
[09:02] Yomotsuzaka
It's a new color for this year.
At the forefront of popularity.
[09:02] Sign
"Vampire Research Center Director
Yomotsuzaka"
[09:06] Yomotsuzaka
Don't worry. You'll just feel a small bump,
[09:09] Yomotsuzaka
and then the drug will go
through your whole body
[09:10] Yomotsuzaka
and your cells will just undergo
a dramatic change.
[09:13] Ronaldo
That develops into something serious!
[09:15] Yomotsuzaka
Hey, you're too slow!
Just hurry up and be my guinea pig!
[09:20] Satetsu
Ronaldo, what's all the fuss abo--?
[09:24] Shot
Satetsu!
[09:31] Ronaldo
Satetsu! Are you all right?!
[09:39] Satetsu
Blood...
[09:40] Satetsu
Blood... Give me blood!
[09:43] Shot
Hey, what drug was that?
[09:45] Yomotsuzaka
It's supposed to confer the physical
abilities of a vampire onto a human,
[09:50] Yomotsuzaka
but it's a failure.
[09:51] Yomotsuzaka
He's turned into a pseudovampire
and is going on a rampage.
[09:55] Satetsu
I'm hungry... Blood...
[09:58] Satetsu
Blood... Give me bloo--!
[10:02] Staff A
Director, the exam for the vampire we
detained the other day is complete.
[10:06] Staff A
It's been calm this whole time, though.
[10:09] Yomotsuzaka
Okay. Change from blood
pack S to the normal pack.
[10:13] Staff A
Got it.
[10:16] Satetsu
I'm hungry... Blood...
[10:18] Ronaldo
Why are you repeating yourself for us?
[10:20] Yomotsuzaka
The drug's effects and his good-natured
instincts are vying with each other.
[10:24] Satetsu/Ronaldo
--Blood...
--His good-natured instincts?
[10:26] Yomotsuzaka
I'll give him the cure now.
Find me an opening.
[10:30] Yomotsuzaka
You'll have to appeal to
his good-natured instincts.
[10:32] Ronaldo
That's unreasonable!
[10:34] Satetsu
Blood...
[10:35] Ronaldo
Oh, no, I'm in trouble.
I need to give someone this shot.
[10:39] Ronaldo
Will anyone let me give them the shot?
[10:41] Draluc
What is this, a school play?
[10:42] Shot
It's like the beginning of the war on drugs
videos we had to watch in elementary school.
[10:45] Ronaldo
Shut up!
[10:47] Satetsu
If you'll have me...
[10:49] Draluc
It's super working, though.
[10:51] Ronaldo
All right, come here, Satetsu!
[10:52] Yomotsuzaka
Oh, is there also someone around who'd let me
try out various experiments on them?
[10:57] Ronaldo
You scum!
[10:58] Yomotsuzaka
Like seeing if the anti-vampire
anesthetics work or not,
[11:01] Yomotsuzaka
and letting me collect a blood sample...
[11:05] Ronaldo
He ran from the pressure!
[11:06] Shot
Satetsu!
[11:07] Yomotsuzaka
Oh, no, hurry up and chase him
with this test drug.
[11:10] Ronaldo
Give me the cure!
[11:13] Ronaldo
Where'd he go?!
It'll be bad if he attacks someone!
[11:16] Shot
He's really fast.
[11:18] Shot
We'll have to predict his path
and go around to catch him!
[11:21] Ronaldo
There he is! He's waiting
responsibly for the walk signal!
[11:24] Ronaldo
Wait, Satetsu! The drug!
[11:26] Shot
It's no good. He's raising
his arm as he crosses.
[11:28] Shinichi
Let's do that "dukushi" thing again!
[11:30] Hiroshi/Makoto
--Okay, let's do it.
--Yeah!
[11:31] Ronaldo
Oh, no! There are kids here!
[11:33] Shot
Stop, Satetsu!
[11:45] Shinichi/Hiroshi/Makoto
Ooh, you're in trouble!
[11:48] Ronaldo
All right, this is our chance!
[11:50] Ronaldo
Let's put back the bikes
to make him less wary of us.
[11:53] Shot
Right!
[11:56] Shinichi
If we lift this one,
can't we push them all back up?
[11:59] Hiroshi
Great idea, Shin!
[12:01] Shot
Satetsu, get a hold of yourself!
[12:03] Ronaldo
Come on, take the medicine.
It'll just feel like a little pinch!
[12:07] Shot
If you're good, I'll give you a rice ball.
[12:09] Draluc
What is he, a dog?
[12:11] Shinichi
Ow!
[12:12] Shinichi
Aw, man! I cut my hand.
[12:13] Makoto
Whoa, are you okay? You're bleeding.
[12:16] Hiroshi
Looks painful.
[12:19] Ronaldo
Satetsu!
[12:20] Satetsu
Kids... I don't... want to attack them!
[12:26] Satetsu
Please stop me...
[12:30] Ronaldo
Damn it!
[12:31] Ronaldo
Stay put, Satetsu!
[12:41] Ronaldo
Damn it, there's no time to go
easy on you! Sorry, Satetsu.
[12:44] Ronaldo
I'm gonna use a tranquilizer!
[12:49] Ronaldo
Satetsu!
[13:04] Satetsu
A-Are you okay...? Sorry...
[13:10] Satetsu
You shouldn't stay here... Okay...?
[13:18] Ronaldo
And so, Satetsu's back to normal,
but you have something you should say, right?!
[13:25] Satetsu
Let him go...
[13:27] Yomotsuzaka
S-Satetsu reminds me...
of a dog I had in the past...
[13:33] Ronaldo
So? What's that got to do with it?!
[13:35] Satetsu
I-It's fine, Ronaldo.
[13:38] Satetsu
The drug made me out of control
because I was too mentally weak...
[13:42] Ronaldo
You should be more mad!
[13:44] Satetsu
Well...
[13:45] Satetsu
Honestly, I was mortified to have
other people see me go crazy like that.
[13:51] Satetsu
It was the worst.
[13:53] Satetsu
But no one was hurt,
and I was able to save the kids, so...
[13:59] Satetsu
I guess all's well that ends well.
[14:01] Yomotsuzaka
Yes, thanks for forgiving me.
[14:04] Ronaldo
I told you, you can be more mad at him!
[14:06] Hiroshi
Hey, let's watch that fight again!
[14:08] Makoto
Okay. I got it starting from when he
knocked over the bikes and was crying.
[14:11] Etiquette Breacher
I shared it with all my friends on Messe!
[14:17] Draluc
I guess someone was hurt.
[14:20] Satetsu
Right?
[14:24] Sign
"Last Stop, Ura-Shin-Yokohama"
[14:26] Ronaldo
Man, that yakiniku was really
cheap and delicious, huh?
[14:30] Shot
It's nice to leave Shin-Yoko
once in a while, huh?
[14:32] Bubuo
It looks like the maps of both
your lives will end in Shin-Yoko.
[14:35] Ronaldo
Even though you're an idiot, you're pretty
poetic about stuff like that, huh?
[14:38] Ronaldo
Can I punch you?
[14:39] Etiquette Breacher
Oh, hello? Grandpa?
I'm on my way home.
[14:42] Ronaldo
You're a good grandson, but hang that up!
[15:04] Sign
"Ronaldo"
"Could not connect"
[15:23] Ronaldo
Crap, we're here.
[15:25] Ronaldo
Everyone, wake up! We're getting off.
[15:38] Ronaldo
Where are we?
[15:39] Sign
"Ura-Shin-Yokohama"
[15:48] Ronaldo
How's it look over there?
[15:49] Shot
It's no good.
[15:51] Shot
It's a strange, dark space outside,
and we can't leave even if we tried.
[15:55] Ronaldo
The tracks are like that, too.
[15:57] Bubuo
There's no one in any of the stores, either.
[15:59] Ronaldo
Where'd you get that chocolate?!
[16:01] Etiquette Breacher
I wanna play a game,
but there's no cell service.
[16:04] Shot
"The only person who isn't
looking around properly."
[16:06] Shot
That's the etiquette he was
probably trying to breach.
[16:08] Shot
But he looked into the cell service for us.
[16:12] Ronaldo
Thanks, moron.
[16:14] Sign
"Ura-Shin-Yokohama Store"
[16:14] Ronaldo
There's just one thing we know--
[16:16] Sign
"Ura-Shin-Yokohama Branch"
[16:18] Ronaldo
We're trapped in this "Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Station" or whatever it's called.
[16:25] Sign
"Vampire - Ura-Shin-Yokohama"
[16:27] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
No one can escape my barrier.
[16:31] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Once you've fallen to the depths of despair,
I will partake in all of your life force!
[16:38] Ronaldo
What should we do now?
[16:41] Shot
We can't find the exit,
and we can't contact the outside world,
[16:44] Shot
so there's no way to go back.
[16:49] Ronaldo
Oh, well! Whether it's reversed or not,
Shin-Yoko's like our home ground!
[16:53] Shot
Let's explore! Explore!
[16:55] Bubuo
Good idea!
[16:56] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Huh?!
[16:58] Shot
First, if you try leaving from here,
you think you've left, but then you come back.
[17:02] Shot
Bubuo will demonstrate.
[17:05] Ronaldo
Huh?
[17:06] Ronaldo
That's super gross.
[17:08] Shot
Then, if you pull down
your pants in this position,
[17:10] Shot
it'll be the first time in your life
that you can see your own ass.
[17:13] Bubuo
Th-This is my ass?!
[17:15] Ronaldo
What's the point of looking at that?!
Do you gain anything from it?!
[17:18] Shot
But if you miss this chance,
you'll probably never get another one.
[17:23] Bubuo
Living normally, you've got a
0% chance of being able to do it.
[17:26] Bubuo
It's many trillion times rarer than
watching the Olympics in person!
[17:30] Ronaldo
Whoa... it really feels like an ass.
[17:33] Shot
Right? Aren't you glad you did it?
[17:34] Bubuo
It's rounder than I expected.
[17:40] Bubuo
Huh? The train's gone.
[17:44] Ronaldo
I've always wanted to try
going into one of these spaces.
[17:47] Etiquette Breacher
Me, too!
[17:48] Shot
It's like camping, or a secret hideout.
[17:55] Bubuo
There was a girl I really liked in the past...
[17:58] Etiquette Breacher
He's suddenly starting to talk about girls!
[18:00] Bubuo
Actually, Eri really liked me--
[18:03] Etiquette Breacher
He's obviously exaggerating!
[18:06] Shot
When I was in fourth grade--
[18:07] Etiquette Breacher
He's going so far back!
[18:10] Ronaldo
When I was young, I had so many pet turtles--
[18:13] Shot
Don't force yourself to join in.
[18:14] Etiquette Breacher
You've got less experience in love than Bubuo!
[18:20] Shot
I see. If we're inside the station,
we can move however we want.
[18:24] Etiquette Breacher
Sure looks like it.
[18:26] Shot
And since there's no one here but us--
[18:32] All
We've got the station to ourselves!
[18:37] Shot
Oh, man! I've always wanted
to lie on the floor here!
[18:41] Ronaldo
There are souvenirs, so we don't
have to worry about food!
[18:46] Bubuo
Take a look at this! It's one of those
hamburger-like delicious things.
[18:50] Ronaldo
One of those things you're happy to get
but wouldn't buy for yourself!
[18:55] Ronaldo
The bookstore instantly
transforms into a manga library!
[18:59] Shot
Try opening up those drawers at the bottom!
[19:02] Bubuo
And train on the escalators!
[19:05] Shot
And fall asleep in a massage chair!
[19:08] Shot
No matter what you do right now,
you won't breach etiquette, hey!
[19:14] Shot
Sorry.
[19:15] Ronaldo/Shot
--It's livable!
--This is...
[19:17] Ronaldo
...our very own Ura-Shin-Yoko Kingdom!
[19:23] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
I need to break them down, and fast!
[19:32] Bubuo
What's going on?!
[19:33] Etiquette Breacher
I-It's like a maze...
[19:37] Shot
We've got no choice.
Shall we smash it down?
[19:41] Ronaldo
If Satetsu were here,
he'd be able to do it in one punch.
[19:51] Ronaldo
Is something broken?
[19:52] Shot
Calm down.
[19:53] Shot
When electrical appliances
are on the fritz, punch them.
[19:57] Ronaldo
Take that!
[20:01] Shot
It's back.
[20:03] Sign
"HELP...HELP...HELP...HELP..."
[20:07] Bubuo
That's scary!
[20:08] Ronaldo
What the heck?
[20:09] Shot
Punch it.
[20:11] Ronaldo
Take that!
[20:16] Shot
What's wrong?
[20:17] Bubuo
The text in the manga looks gross!
[20:20] Ronaldo
There are a ton of typos!
[20:22] Bubuo
I'll leave it on the counter for now.
[20:25] Ronaldo
An earthquake!
[20:26] Shot
Punch it!
[20:29] Shot
Take that!
[20:31] Bubuo
Oh, shoot! The passageway's gotten really long,
and the bathroom's super far away now.
[20:34] Etiquette Breacher
That sucks.
[20:36] Bubuo
I've got no choice.
I'll go over there somewhere.
[20:42] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Everyone, I'm sorry for
all the trouble you've had.
[20:46] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
I would like to apologize
for making you lost in here
[20:50] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
and put the space back to how it was before.
[20:52] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
If you take the next train that comes in,
you will be able to return to Shin-Yokohama.
[20:57] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Oh, I'm not anyone suspicious, really.
[21:00] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Seriously, you can go home now--
[21:02] Ronaldo
We will not go back yet!
[21:04] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Huh?
[21:05] Ronaldo
S-Sorry!
[21:07] Ronaldo
I'm not sure what I'm saying. But for some
reason, I don't want to leave this place yet.
[21:12] Shot
Ronaldo.
[21:14] Shot
I get it! I still want to play with
the drones they sell at Bic Camera!
[21:19] Ronaldo
Shot...
[21:20] Bubuo
Me, too!
[21:21] Bubuo
I wanna go into a restaurant
and eat whatever I want!
[21:24] Etiquette Breacher
And I...
[21:26] Etiquette Breacher
I'll definitely come up with a breach
of etiquette that even works in here!
[21:31] Ronaldo
You guys...
[21:37] All
It's livable! This is our very own
Ura-Shin-Yoko Kingdom!
[21:44] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
Please, go home!
[23:27] Sign
"Entering Runaway State"
[23:27] Sign
"Time left: 5 minutes"
[23:29] Sign
"Continue?"
[23:31] Sign
"Or fall?"
[23:32] Draluc
Now that it's come to this, I will...!
[23:36] Draluc
The vampire dies in no time!
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