E5 - Last Stop, Ura-Shin-Yokohama

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[00:05] Fukuma
    Oh? It's about time I left for work.
[00:12] Sign
    "Vampire Cat - Bosatsu"
[00:12] Bosatsu
    This is no time to be playing
    around thoughtlessly!
[00:16] Bosatsu
    You bastard, Fukuma.
[00:18] Bosatsu
    You're a crazy, insincere idiot hiding
    behind the mask of a cat lover.
[00:23] Bosatsu
    Hm? This is convenient!
[00:25] Bosatsu
    I'll hide in his bag and run away
    during his commute.
[00:33] Bosatsu
    Goodbye, Fukuma.
[00:36] Bosatsu
    Once I escape, I will reboot my plan
    to turn the world into cat lovers!
[00:48] Sign
    "Autumn Books"
[00:50] Bosatsu
    He lives really close to work.
[02:24] Sign
    "The Dream-Quest of Unknown Fukuma"
[02:27] Bosatsu
    It can't be helped, bastard.
[02:29] Bosatsu
    I'll jump out and run away here.
[02:32] Autumn Boy Robot
    Eliminate the foreign objects. Eliminate!
[02:32] Sign
    "Autumn Specialties - Autumn Boy Robots"
[02:35] Fukuma
    Bosatsu, did you follow me to work?
[02:38] Autumn Boy Robot
    Oh, it's just a cat.
[02:40] Fukuma
    Since you're here, I have no choice.
[02:42] Bosatsu
    No, your place is close.
[02:44] Fukuma
    We'll be together all day today, won't we?
[02:45] Bosatsu
    It's close, so you could just go home.
[02:47] Fukuma
    Let's work together today, okay, Bosatsu?
[02:51] Bosatsu
    Don't panic. You've still got a chance.
    Look for an opening and run!
[03:00] Sign
    "Autumn Books Credo:
    Sell three hundred million copies
    of the first edition"
[03:07] Sign
    "Cat Lover"
    "Cat"
[03:08] Fukuma
    This is my desk.
[03:12] Fukuma
    It's like you're right where
    you're supposed to be.
[03:14] Bosatsu
    What's this guy doing at work?
[03:19] Rokumon
    Mr. Fukuma.
[03:20] Rokumon
    Here are the files you asked for.
[03:23] Fukuma
    Thank you very much.
[03:27] PA
    Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
[03:29] Employee A
    It's a raid by a rival publisher!
[03:31] Fukuma
    I'll go deal with our guests.
[03:35] Keramushi
    I am Keramushi, first spearman of
    Summer Books's editorial department!
[03:39] Keramushi
    Small fry are no match for me!
[03:41] Keramushi
    Come out, editor with a name!
[03:48] Fukuma
    Fist of the South Star Editorial Battle-Axe.
[03:53] Fukuma
    Hand of the Battle-Axe of Fury.
[03:57] Bosatsu
    What the heck?
[03:59] Fukuma
    Now, shall we go instruct the newbies?
[04:04] Fukuma
    In order to raise outstanding employees,
    it's important to get a good start.
[04:11] Sign
    "Autumn Specialties -
    New Employee Cultivation Tanks"
[04:16] Fukuma
    Only the editor in charge
    can protect the author.
[04:19] Fukuma
    Please keep that in mind.
[04:23] Fukuma
    They show promise.
[04:25] Bosatsu
    I don't even feel like coming up
    with a clever retort to that.
[04:29] Sanzu
    I've put a trap on Fukuma's chair!
[04:31] Sanzu
    That'll give you some severe hemorrhoids!
[04:33] Sign
    "Autumn Specialty - Autumn-Style Air Chair"
[04:40] Fukuma
    Please wait here a moment.
    I'll go buy some lunch.
[04:45] Bosatsu
    This is my chance!
[04:53] Autumn Boy Robot
    Food, food.
[04:55] Autumn Grizzly
    Yum, yum.
[04:57] Go
    Oh! You're Fukuma's cat!
[05:00] Bosatsu
    Oh, I believe this is the human
    who is editor-in-chief.
[05:04] Go
    You haven't eaten yet, right?
    I've got bread from the co-op if you want it.
[05:09] Bosatsu
    I'll brainwash this guy and
    have him carry me outside.
[05:14] Go
    Here you go!
[05:15] Bosatsu
    What's this?!
[05:16] Go
    Hey, c'mon, you don't wanna eat my leftovers?
[05:19] Bosatsu
    No, really, what is this? You ate it?
[05:21] Fukuma
    Editor-in-Chief.
[05:24] Fukuma
    Please don't give him something
    so high in calories.
[05:27] Go
    Oh, sorry, sorry.
[05:30] Fukuma
    You can just have a little bit.
[05:35] Fukuma
    Ronaldo, how's your progress on
    The Ronaldo Chronicles volume 3?
[05:40] Sanzu
    Ronaldo!
[05:41] Ronaldo
    W-Well, um, uh, all I have left
    is to catch a wave, I mean...
[05:45] Fukuma
    You haven't written anything yet, have you?
[05:49] Fukuma
    I'm going to Shin-Yokohama for a meeting.
[05:52] Bosatsu
    It's my big chance!
    Shin-Yoko is my home ground.
[05:55] Bosatsu
    If I run away and go off into a back street,
    there's no way you'll be able to catch me.
[06:01] Bosatsu
    I will accompany you.
[06:03] Sign
    "Shin-Yokohama Station"
[06:05] Boy
    What's that?
[06:06] Fukuma
    There's still a little time
    before our meeting time.
[06:11] Fukuma
    Bosatsu?
[06:13] Bosatsu
    It's goodbye to that crazy idiot now!
[06:17] Bosatsu
    Well, I am reluctant to part with
    that comfortable life, though.
[06:21] Ronaldo
    Is that you, Bosatsu?!
[06:23] Ronaldo
    Please!
[06:24] Ronaldo
    Hide me!
[06:26] Ronaldo
    Take me to the cat kingdom!
[06:28] Bosatsu
    An idiot has arrived.
[06:30] Ronaldo
    I can't take it anymore!
    I can't write anything!
[06:33] Ronaldo
    Mr. Fukuma's gonna chop off my weenie!
[06:35] Bosatsu
    Why do you still work with Fukuma
    if you're so scared of him?
[06:39] Ronaldo
    Take me to the cat kingdom
    while I'm still a man!
[06:45] Fukuma
    Ronaldo, first, please calm down.
[06:49] Bosatsu
    I got thrown in, too!
[06:51] Fukuma
    Ronaldo, when you're panicked,
[06:53] Fukuma
    you have a tendency to lose
    confidence and worry too much.
[06:57] Fukuma
    You start thinking that everything
    you write is boring,
[06:59] Fukuma
    and you get stuck in a rut, right?
[07:05] Fukuma
    Here are some reference materials
    and fan letters from readers.
[07:09] Fukuma
    They might be of some assistance
    to get you writing again.
[07:12] Fukuma
    It's all right. Please write
    your ideas down proudly.
[07:16] Fukuma
    The things you write are interesting!
[07:22] Ronaldo
    Mr. Fukuma! Thank you!
[07:25] Ronaldo
    I'll show you that I can finish writing
[07:26] Ronaldo
    The War Chronicles of Ronaldo:
     The Fierce Fight with Mr. Lewd Talk!
[07:30] Fukuma
    That's the spirit!
[07:31] Bosatsu
    What the heck?
[07:32] Fukuma
    Let's not stand around talking.
    Shall we go to a café?
[07:36] Ronaldo
    Yes!
[07:37] Bosatsu
    I'll take this opening...
[07:46] Fukuma
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Bosatsu.
[07:49] Bosatsu
    I was getting tired of waiting.
[07:52] Bosatsu
    I understand why that idiot
    would team up with you now.
[07:56] Bosatsu
    It's actually quite comfortable, huh?
    Inside that iron maiden.
[08:01] Bosatsu
    I'm seeing you in a new light, too, a little.
[08:04] Bosatsu
    As my servant.
[08:07] Fukuma
    Bosatsu, look at this!
[08:10] Fukuma
    You seemed to like it, so I special
    ordered an iron maiden for cats!
[08:15] Fukuma
    Go ahead and try going inside!
[08:17] Bosatsu
    I should've run away.
[08:22] Sign
    "A Kind Man Under Siege"
[08:22] Draluc
    A vaccine?
[08:24] Ronaldo
    So we don't turn into pseudovampires.
    Hunters have to get it every year.
[08:28] Ronaldo
    Then why is it just you three?
[08:29] Shot
    Everyone else has probably
    already gotten theirs.
[08:31] Draluc
    I see.
[08:33] Draluc
    So you're the "I'm scared of shots
    so I didn't come until the last minute" trio.
[08:36] Ronaldo
    Shut up!
[08:37] Draluc
    Arm Guy, this isn't a job, so why are
    you wearing that apocalyptic armor?
[08:40] Satetsu
    Wearing it calms me down.
[08:42] Draluc
    Is it like a safety blanket?
[08:44] Ronaldo
    It's because even though Satetsu's so buff,
    he's got the courage of a flea.
[08:47] Satetsu/PA
    --No, no...
    --Ronaldo, please enter.
[08:49] Ronaldo
    John, come in with me!
[08:52] Draluc
    Go by yourself.
[08:54] Yomotsuzaka
    Okay, I'll administer the vaccine now.
[08:57] Ronaldo
    You've gotta be kidding!
[08:58] Ronaldo
    There's no way that stuff the color
    of demon water is a vaccine!
[09:02] Yomotsuzaka
    It's a new color for this year.
    At the forefront of popularity.
[09:02] Sign
    "Vampire Research Center Director
    Yomotsuzaka"
[09:06] Yomotsuzaka
    Don't worry. You'll just feel a small bump,
[09:09] Yomotsuzaka
    and then the drug will go
    through your whole body
[09:10] Yomotsuzaka
    and your cells will just undergo
    a dramatic change.
[09:13] Ronaldo
    That develops into something serious!
[09:15] Yomotsuzaka
    Hey, you're too slow!
    Just hurry up and be my guinea pig!
[09:20] Satetsu
    Ronaldo, what's all the fuss abo--?
[09:24] Shot
    Satetsu!
[09:31] Ronaldo
    Satetsu! Are you all right?!
[09:39] Satetsu
    Blood...
[09:40] Satetsu
    Blood... Give me blood!
[09:43] Shot
    Hey, what drug was that?
[09:45] Yomotsuzaka
    It's supposed to confer the physical
    abilities of a vampire onto a human,
[09:50] Yomotsuzaka
    but it's a failure.
[09:51] Yomotsuzaka
    He's turned into a pseudovampire
    and is going on a rampage.
[09:55] Satetsu
    I'm hungry... Blood...
[09:58] Satetsu
    Blood... Give me bloo--!
[10:02] Staff A
    Director, the exam for the vampire we
    detained the other day is complete.
[10:06] Staff A
    It's been calm this whole time, though.
[10:09] Yomotsuzaka
    Okay. Change from blood
    pack S to the normal pack.
[10:13] Staff A
    Got it.
[10:16] Satetsu
    I'm hungry... Blood...
[10:18] Ronaldo
    Why are you repeating yourself for us?
[10:20] Yomotsuzaka
    The drug's effects and his good-natured
    instincts are vying with each other.
[10:24] Satetsu/Ronaldo
    --Blood...
    --His good-natured instincts?
[10:26] Yomotsuzaka
    I'll give him the cure now.
    Find me an opening.
[10:30] Yomotsuzaka
    You'll have to appeal to
    his good-natured instincts.
[10:32] Ronaldo
    That's unreasonable!
[10:34] Satetsu
    Blood...
[10:35] Ronaldo
    Oh, no, I'm in trouble.
    I need to give someone this shot.
[10:39] Ronaldo
    Will anyone let me give them the shot?
[10:41] Draluc
    What is this, a school play?
[10:42] Shot
    It's like the beginning of the war on drugs
    videos we had to watch in elementary school.
[10:45] Ronaldo
    Shut up!
[10:47] Satetsu
    If you'll have me...
[10:49] Draluc
    It's super working, though.
[10:51] Ronaldo
    All right, come here, Satetsu!
[10:52] Yomotsuzaka
    Oh, is there also someone around who'd let me
    try out various experiments on them?
[10:57] Ronaldo
    You scum!
[10:58] Yomotsuzaka
    Like seeing if the anti-vampire
    anesthetics work or not,
[11:01] Yomotsuzaka
    and letting me collect a blood sample...
[11:05] Ronaldo
    He ran from the pressure!
[11:06] Shot
    Satetsu!
[11:07] Yomotsuzaka
    Oh, no, hurry up and chase him
    with this test drug.
[11:10] Ronaldo
    Give me the cure!
[11:13] Ronaldo
    Where'd he go?!
    It'll be bad if he attacks someone!
[11:16] Shot
    He's really fast.
[11:18] Shot
    We'll have to predict his path
    and go around to catch him!
[11:21] Ronaldo
    There he is! He's waiting
    responsibly for the walk signal!
[11:24] Ronaldo
    Wait, Satetsu! The drug!
[11:26] Shot
    It's no good. He's raising
    his arm as he crosses.
[11:28] Shinichi
    Let's do that "dukushi" thing again!
[11:30] Hiroshi/Makoto
    --Okay, let's do it.
    --Yeah!
[11:31] Ronaldo
    Oh, no! There are kids here!
[11:33] Shot
    Stop, Satetsu!
[11:45] Shinichi/Hiroshi/Makoto
    Ooh, you're in trouble!
[11:48] Ronaldo
    All right, this is our chance!
[11:50] Ronaldo
    Let's put back the bikes
    to make him less wary of us.
[11:53] Shot
    Right!
[11:56] Shinichi
    If we lift this one,
    can't we push them all back up?
[11:59] Hiroshi
    Great idea, Shin!
[12:01] Shot
    Satetsu, get a hold of yourself!
[12:03] Ronaldo
    Come on, take the medicine.
    It'll just feel like a little pinch!
[12:07] Shot
    If you're good, I'll give you a rice ball.
[12:09] Draluc
    What is he, a dog?
[12:11] Shinichi
    Ow!
[12:12] Shinichi
    Aw, man! I cut my hand.
[12:13] Makoto
    Whoa, are you okay? You're bleeding.
[12:16] Hiroshi
    Looks painful.
[12:19] Ronaldo
    Satetsu!
[12:20] Satetsu
    Kids... I don't... want to attack them!
[12:26] Satetsu
    Please stop me...
[12:30] Ronaldo
    Damn it!
[12:31] Ronaldo
    Stay put, Satetsu!
[12:41] Ronaldo
    Damn it, there's no time to go
    easy on you! Sorry, Satetsu.
[12:44] Ronaldo
    I'm gonna use a tranquilizer!
[12:49] Ronaldo
    Satetsu!
[13:04] Satetsu
    A-Are you okay...? Sorry...
[13:10] Satetsu
    You shouldn't stay here... Okay...?
[13:18] Ronaldo
    And so, Satetsu's back to normal,
    but you have something you should say, right?!
[13:25] Satetsu
    Let him go...
[13:27] Yomotsuzaka
    S-Satetsu reminds me...
    of a dog I had in the past...
[13:33] Ronaldo
    So? What's that got to do with it?!
[13:35] Satetsu
    I-It's fine, Ronaldo.
[13:38] Satetsu
    The drug made me out of control
    because I was too mentally weak...
[13:42] Ronaldo
    You should be more mad!
[13:44] Satetsu
    Well...
[13:45] Satetsu
    Honestly, I was mortified to have
    other people see me go crazy like that.
[13:51] Satetsu
    It was the worst.
[13:53] Satetsu
    But no one was hurt,
    and I was able to save the kids, so...
[13:59] Satetsu
    I guess all's well that ends well.
[14:01] Yomotsuzaka
    Yes, thanks for forgiving me.
[14:04] Ronaldo
    I told you, you can be more mad at him!
[14:06] Hiroshi
    Hey, let's watch that fight again!
[14:08] Makoto
    Okay. I got it starting from when he
    knocked over the bikes and was crying.
[14:11] Etiquette Breacher
    I shared it with all my friends on Messe!
[14:17] Draluc
    I guess someone was hurt.
[14:20] Satetsu
    Right?
[14:24] Sign
    "Last Stop, Ura-Shin-Yokohama"
[14:26] Ronaldo
    Man, that yakiniku was really
    cheap and delicious, huh?
[14:30] Shot
    It's nice to leave Shin-Yoko
    once in a while, huh?
[14:32] Bubuo
    It looks like the maps of both
    your lives will end in Shin-Yoko.
[14:35] Ronaldo
    Even though you're an idiot, you're pretty
    poetic about stuff like that, huh?
[14:38] Ronaldo
    Can I punch you?
[14:39] Etiquette Breacher
    Oh, hello? Grandpa?
    I'm on my way home.
[14:42] Ronaldo
    You're a good grandson, but hang that up!
[15:04] Sign
    "Ronaldo"
    "Could not connect"
[15:23] Ronaldo
    Crap, we're here.
[15:25] Ronaldo
    Everyone, wake up! We're getting off.
[15:38] Ronaldo
    Where are we?
[15:39] Sign
    "Ura-Shin-Yokohama"
[15:48] Ronaldo
    How's it look over there?
[15:49] Shot
    It's no good.
[15:51] Shot
    It's a strange, dark space outside,
    and we can't leave even if we tried.
[15:55] Ronaldo
    The tracks are like that, too.
[15:57] Bubuo
    There's no one in any of the stores, either.
[15:59] Ronaldo
    Where'd you get that chocolate?!
[16:01] Etiquette Breacher
    I wanna play a game,
    but there's no cell service.
[16:04] Shot
    "The only person who isn't
    looking around properly."
[16:06] Shot
    That's the etiquette he was
    probably trying to breach.
[16:08] Shot
    But he looked into the cell service for us.
[16:12] Ronaldo
    Thanks, moron.
[16:14] Sign
    "Ura-Shin-Yokohama Store"
[16:14] Ronaldo
    There's just one thing we know--
[16:16] Sign
    "Ura-Shin-Yokohama Branch"
[16:18] Ronaldo
    We're trapped in this "Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Station" or whatever it's called.
[16:25] Sign
    "Vampire - Ura-Shin-Yokohama"
[16:27] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    No one can escape my barrier.
[16:31] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Once you've fallen to the depths of despair,
    I will partake in all of your life force!
[16:38] Ronaldo
    What should we do now?
[16:41] Shot
    We can't find the exit,
    and we can't contact the outside world,
[16:44] Shot
    so there's no way to go back.
[16:49] Ronaldo
    Oh, well! Whether it's reversed or not,
    Shin-Yoko's like our home ground!
[16:53] Shot
    Let's explore! Explore!
[16:55] Bubuo
    Good idea!
[16:56] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Huh?!
[16:58] Shot
    First, if you try leaving from here,
    you think you've left, but then you come back.
[17:02] Shot
    Bubuo will demonstrate.
[17:05] Ronaldo
    Huh?
[17:06] Ronaldo
    That's super gross.
[17:08] Shot
    Then, if you pull down
    your pants in this position,
[17:10] Shot
    it'll be the first time in your life
    that you can see your own ass.
[17:13] Bubuo
    Th-This is my ass?!
[17:15] Ronaldo
    What's the point of looking at that?!
    Do you gain anything from it?!
[17:18] Shot
    But if you miss this chance,
    you'll probably never get another one.
[17:23] Bubuo
    Living normally, you've got a
    0% chance of being able to do it.
[17:26] Bubuo
    It's many trillion times rarer than
    watching the Olympics in person!
[17:30] Ronaldo
    Whoa... it really feels like an ass.
[17:33] Shot
    Right? Aren't you glad you did it?
[17:34] Bubuo
    It's rounder than I expected.
[17:40] Bubuo
    Huh? The train's gone.
[17:44] Ronaldo
    I've always wanted to try
    going into one of these spaces.
[17:47] Etiquette Breacher
    Me, too!
[17:48] Shot
    It's like camping, or a secret hideout.
[17:55] Bubuo
    There was a girl I really liked in the past...
[17:58] Etiquette Breacher
    He's suddenly starting to talk about girls!
[18:00] Bubuo
    Actually, Eri really liked me--
[18:03] Etiquette Breacher
    He's obviously exaggerating!
[18:06] Shot
    When I was in fourth grade--
[18:07] Etiquette Breacher
    He's going so far back!
[18:10] Ronaldo
    When I was young, I had so many pet turtles--
[18:13] Shot
    Don't force yourself to join in.
[18:14] Etiquette Breacher
    You've got less experience in love than Bubuo!
[18:20] Shot
    I see. If we're inside the station,
    we can move however we want.
[18:24] Etiquette Breacher
    Sure looks like it.
[18:26] Shot
    And since there's no one here but us--
[18:32] All
    We've got the station to ourselves!
[18:37] Shot
    Oh, man! I've always wanted
    to lie on the floor here!
[18:41] Ronaldo
    There are souvenirs, so we don't
    have to worry about food!
[18:46] Bubuo
    Take a look at this! It's one of those
    hamburger-like delicious things.
[18:50] Ronaldo
    One of those things you're happy to get
    but wouldn't buy for yourself!
[18:55] Ronaldo
    The bookstore instantly
    transforms into a manga library!
[18:59] Shot
    Try opening up those drawers at the bottom!
[19:02] Bubuo
    And train on the escalators!
[19:05] Shot
    And fall asleep in a massage chair!
[19:08] Shot
    No matter what you do right now,
    you won't breach etiquette, hey!
[19:14] Shot
    Sorry.
[19:15] Ronaldo/Shot
    --It's livable!
    --This is...
[19:17] Ronaldo
    ...our very own Ura-Shin-Yoko Kingdom!
[19:23] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    I need to break them down, and fast!
[19:32] Bubuo
    What's going on?!
[19:33] Etiquette Breacher
    I-It's like a maze...
[19:37] Shot
    We've got no choice.
    Shall we smash it down?
[19:41] Ronaldo
    If Satetsu were here,
    he'd be able to do it in one punch.
[19:51] Ronaldo
    Is something broken?
[19:52] Shot
    Calm down.
[19:53] Shot
    When electrical appliances
    are on the fritz, punch them.
[19:57] Ronaldo
    Take that!
[20:01] Shot
    It's back.
[20:03] Sign
    "HELP...HELP...HELP...HELP..."
[20:07] Bubuo
    That's scary!
[20:08] Ronaldo
    What the heck?
[20:09] Shot
    Punch it.
[20:11] Ronaldo
    Take that!
[20:16] Shot
    What's wrong?
[20:17] Bubuo
    The text in the manga looks gross!
[20:20] Ronaldo
    There are a ton of typos!
[20:22] Bubuo
    I'll leave it on the counter for now.
[20:25] Ronaldo
    An earthquake!
[20:26] Shot
    Punch it!
[20:29] Shot
    Take that!
[20:31] Bubuo
    Oh, shoot! The passageway's gotten really long,
    and the bathroom's super far away now.
[20:34] Etiquette Breacher
    That sucks.
[20:36] Bubuo
    I've got no choice.
    I'll go over there somewhere.
[20:42] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Everyone, I'm sorry for
    all the trouble you've had.
[20:46] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    I would like to apologize
    for making you lost in here
[20:50] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    and put the space back to how it was before.
[20:52] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    If you take the next train that comes in,
    you will be able to return to Shin-Yokohama.
[20:57] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Oh, I'm not anyone suspicious, really.
[21:00] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Seriously, you can go home now--
[21:02] Ronaldo
    We will not go back yet!
[21:04] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Huh?
[21:05] Ronaldo
    S-Sorry!
[21:07] Ronaldo
    I'm not sure what I'm saying. But for some
    reason, I don't want to leave this place yet.
[21:12] Shot
    Ronaldo.
[21:14] Shot
    I get it! I still want to play with
    the drones they sell at Bic Camera!
[21:19] Ronaldo
    Shot...
[21:20] Bubuo
    Me, too!
[21:21] Bubuo
    I wanna go into a restaurant
    and eat whatever I want!
[21:24] Etiquette Breacher
    And I...
[21:26] Etiquette Breacher
    I'll definitely come up with a breach
    of etiquette that even works in here!
[21:31] Ronaldo
    You guys...
[21:37] All
    It's livable! This is our very own
    Ura-Shin-Yoko Kingdom!
[21:44] Ura-Shin-Yokohama
    Please, go home!
[23:27] Sign
    "Entering Runaway State"
[23:27] Sign
    "Time left: 5 minutes"
[23:29] Sign
    "Continue?"
[23:31] Sign
    "Or fall?"
[23:32] Draluc
    Now that it's come to this, I will...!
[23:36] Draluc
    The vampire dies in no time!