E7 - Put a Sock in It!!!
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[00:01] Ronaldo
A hunter who exterminates
vampires indiscriminately?
[00:04] Master
Former hunter, you mean.
[00:06] Master
To attack vampires coexisting
peacefully with humans...
[00:09] Master
A troublesome opponent even for us.
[00:12] Master
Draluc, please be careful, too.
[00:15] Draluc/Master
--Sand!
--Oh, dear.
[00:16] Draluc
I will!
[01:57] Ronaldo
Bastard, don't accidentally get killed.
It'll be annoying.
[02:00] Draluc
Who do you think I am?
[02:01] Draluc
I've got the unbeatable John Guard.
[02:03] Draluc
But if it comes down to it, you better
put your life on the line, youngster.
[02:07] Ronaldo
I'll kill you myself.
[02:15] Ronaldo
What?! What happened?!
[02:18] Ronaldo
Are you all right?
[02:22] Draluc
My socks were stolen!
[02:24] Ronaldo
Huh?
[02:25] Daluc
My socks! My socks...!
[02:28] Ronaldo
What the hell? I'll kill you.
[02:30] Tabiko
I've got them, all right.
[02:33] Tabiko
He's a weak vampire,
but he's got good taste in socks.
[02:40] Tabiko
Good smell...
[02:41] Ronaldo
Pervert!
[02:43] Tabiko
I am a human sock collection--
[02:43] Sign
"Human Sock Collection
Tabiko"
[02:46] Tabiko
I steal socks to exterminate various vampires.
[02:49] Ronaldo
Stealing socks to exterminate? What the--?
[02:52] Draluc
It's an ancient... method
of exterminating vampires...
[02:56] Draluc
Vampires have an attachment to their property,
[03:00] Draluc
so when their socks are stolen,
they break down from worry and die...
[03:07] Tabiko
I torment them slowly and weaken them.
[03:09] Tabiko
It's an extermination method
fitting for vampires.
[03:12] Ronaldo
It's just lame!
[03:14] Tabiko
I was able to get good socks at the outset.
[03:16] Tabiko
Farewell!
[03:17] Ronaldo
Wait, pervert!
[03:20] Draluc
Hurry... Hurry up and chase her...
[03:23] Draluc
Before more suffer at her hands!
[03:26] Ronaldo
Stop with the serious atmosphere. It's annoying.
[03:29] Nudenium
Compatriot!
[03:33] Nudenium
Were we too late?
[03:34] Draluc
Yeah... It's pathetic...
I've lost my edge...
[03:39] Ronaldo
What's with this B movie turn of events?
[03:42] Etiquette Breacher
H-Hey, this is a joke, right?
[03:44] Etiquette Breacher
You die in no time but then you
come right back happy, right?
[03:47] Nudenium
Don't underestimate the pain
of having your socks stolen.
[03:51] Ronaldo
It pisses me off that the guy
who doesn't wear socks is saying this.
[03:55] Nudenium
We need to get his socks back...
by daybreak, probably.
[03:59] Ronaldo
Just how much pain does
losing your socks cause?!
[04:02] Draluc
Don't...
[04:05] Draluc
Don't worry about me...
[04:08] Draluc
What's important is taking realistic
countermeasures in this situation.
[04:12] Ronaldo
Go buy a new pair at the convenience store!
[04:15] Nudenium
Hunter, what are you saying?!
[04:16] Etiquette Breacher
Are you telling him to
abandon his stolen socks?!
[04:19] Ronaldo
Just what are socks to you people anyway?!
[04:21] Ronaldo
What happens when you lose
one of a pair normally?!
[04:24] Ronaldo
But it's true that we need
to do something about her.
[04:27] Ronaldo
Before the good vampires
of Shin-Yoko get attacked...
[04:32] Ronaldo
Well, I can't tell with these images
whether they're good or not...
[04:35] Yakyuken Lover
Stop!
[04:36] Tabiko
I win. I'll take these tabi socks!
[04:40] Ronaldo
Oh, this guy, huh?
[04:42] Yakyuken Lover
It's against the rules!
[04:43] Yakyuken Lover
In yakyuken, the loser gets
to choose what order to strip in.
[04:47] Yakyuken Lover
To say nothing of stealing!
[04:48] Yakyuken Lover
It's blasphemy against yakyuken!
Unforgivable cultural destruction!
[04:53] Ronaldo
It's not often that you get to see
such pointless angry wailing.
[04:57] Tabiko
Next is you over there!
[04:59] Tabiko
Sock garters are just scraps of paper to me!
[05:06] Micro Bikini
I-Is that all you've got?
[05:10] Micro Bikini
Even without socks, I've got my bikini!
[05:14] Micro Bikini
As long as I've got my bikini, I'm immortal!
[05:17] Ronaldo
Oh, he held out against the attack!
[05:19] Tabiko
Guys like that... I'll defeat normally!
[05:25] Tabiko
I sense a vampire!
[05:28] Ronaldo
Passionate Kiss!
[05:29] Ronaldo
Socks don't matter here!
[05:32] Passionate Kiss
No, it's cold right now, so I'm wearing them.
[05:35] Ronaldo
Those are your legs?!
[05:36] Tabiko
A huge harvest!
[05:39] Ronaldo
Kiss!
[05:41] Etiquette Breacher
I-I'll take off my socks first
as a preemptive measure!
[05:45] Etiquette Breacher
Now you can't take them off--
[05:46] Etiquette Breacher
She just took them normally!
[05:48] Ronaldo
Of course she did!
[05:49] Draluc
Damn it, why?
[05:51] Draluc
Why is she taking socks from innocent vampires?
[05:54] Ronaldo
Getting socks involved turned
this serious matter into a joke!
[05:58] Tabiko
Very well, I'll tell you.
[06:01] Tabiko
When I was a young hunter,
I once fought an ancient, powerful vampire.
[06:05] Sign
"Vampire - 'Raven of the Solar Eclipse' Ventrue"
[06:06] Tabiko
I was at my wits' end.
[06:09] Tabiko
I was driven into a corner by the guy, who
seemed to be mocking me with every attack.
[06:13] Tabiko
I tried stealing his socks,
thinking it wouldn't do any good.
[06:16] Tabiko
He became so weak, I couldn't believe it.
[06:18] Tabiko
Seeing that, I thought...
[06:22] Tabiko
..."I'm so aroused."
[06:23] Ronaldo
That's a fetish!
[06:25] Tabiko
Yeah, it is!
[06:26] Tabiko
The only thing I'd give up my job and suddenly
do something so erratic for is a fetish!
[06:30] Ronaldo
Don't become defiant!
[06:33] Mr. Lewd Talk
It looks like I wasn't needed here.
[06:36] Ronaldo
What'd you come here for, bastard?
[06:40] Ronaldo
Idiot!
[06:42] Tabiko
I got a lot today, too!
Farewell, young hunter!
[06:45] Ronaldo
Damn it, what poise she has!
[06:48] Draluc
I... I have a plan...
[06:55] Odd Creature
Will that creature really come for these?
[06:58] Ronaldo
Yeah. She'll definite come take off your socks.
[07:03] Ronaldo
Don't get aroused by that!
[07:05] Tabiko
I'll take those!
[07:09] Tabiko
You... have no legs!
[07:11] Draluc
Dnass...!
[07:14] Draluc
Yes! I've taken them back!
[07:17] Ronaldo
All right!
[07:18] Ronaldo
Now, what'll you do next?!
[07:22] Draluc
What should I do...?
[07:23] Ronaldo
Idiot!
[07:25] Draluc
If you're going to steal socks,
do it after you've defeated Ronaldo!
[07:31] Tabiko
You're interesting!
[07:32] Tabiko
I thought you were small fry
that turned to ashes in no time,
[07:35] Tabiko
but that's not bad.
[07:36] Tabiko
Old vampires tend to rest on their laurels,
[07:39] Tabiko
and most aren't able to do
anything once they're cornered.
[07:42] Tabiko
But you're different, aren't you?
[07:44] Tabiko
You're not strong, but that was a good fight.
[07:46] Tabiko
I'll let you have your socks back for now.
[07:50] Tabiko
When you've gotten too proud,
I'll come back and steal them again.
[07:53] Tabiko
Farewell, for real this time!
[07:58] Ronaldo
That's no good!
[08:04] Sign
"Shin-Yokohama Police"
[08:05] Sign
"'Wee' Are the State"
"Shin-Yokohama Police"
[08:05] Employee
Sorry to bother you while you're busy.
[08:07] Hinaichi
It's fine. When you're in a different
department, the processes are different, too.
[08:10] Hinaichi
The documents are on the second
shelf from the top over there.
[08:13] Employee
This one, right?
[08:16] Hinaichi
Wee-wee!
[08:17] Employee
Wh-What did you say?
[08:18] Hinaichi
S-Sorry, it's like a spasm that
comes out when I'm surprised.
[08:22] Hinaichi
Oh, that one, too. Take out
that big wee you have there.
[08:26] Employee
Sorry, it's not very big!
[08:28] Hinaichi
No, I meant "file"!
I was trying to say "file"!
[08:31] Hinaichi
Wee...!
[08:34] Hinaichi
And well, at this rate, I'll just
cause more misunderstandings...
[08:37] Hinaichi
Please! Help me fix this!
[08:40] Ronaldo
Hmm, but that's an aftereffect of the vampire,
Mr. Lewd Talk's hypnosis, right?
[08:46] Ronaldo
Even if you ask me to fix it, I don't know how.
[08:48] Hinaichi
Wee...
[08:50] Sign
"Picture in his mind"
[08:50] Draluc
If you have another hypnosis user examine you,
they might be able to do something.
[08:53] Draluc
--But if it doesn't work, you'll end up like this.
[08:55] Ronaldo/Draluc
--Wee-wee!
--But if it doesn't work, you'll end up like this.
[08:56] Ronaldo
Why am I the example?!
[08:58] Draluc
Now, speaking of a respectable hypnotist...
[09:03] Draus
The heavens call! The earth calls!
[09:05] Draus
My son calls... so I am here!
[09:08] Draluc
We're counting on you, Father.
[09:11] Hinaichi
Can your father use hypnosis?
[09:13] Draluc
My father has pretty much all
the abilities a vampire could have.
[09:18] Draluc
That's right! He's the
Armamentalist of vampires!
[09:20] Draluc
The Red Mage!
A prince descended from a hero!
[09:24] Draus
Stop, you're embarrassing me.
[09:26] Ronaldo
She was hypnotized a while back,
and it's never really gone away.
[09:30] Hinaichi
Um, it was the vampire named Mr. Lewd Tal--
[09:32] Draus
What?!
[09:33] Draus
That crazy idiot! It was him again?
[09:36] Draus
That moron! Jerk! Yellow!
[09:40] Draus
Miss, I will definitely solve your problem!
I swear on my pride as a vampire lord!
[09:46] Hinaichi
Th-Thanks...
[09:49] Draus
Look at this flame.
[09:52] Draus
There was no repulsive spell... cast on you...
[09:56] Draus
You're completely normal...
[09:59] Draus
Now, try saying what's inside your heart.
[10:02] Hinaichi
Wee-wee.
[10:05] Hinaichi
Wee.
[10:07] Hinaichi
Wee.
[10:08] Hinaichi
Wee-wee.
[10:10] Draus
I'm a worm...
[10:12] Daluc
Father!
[10:13] Draus
It's all wrong, no matter what I do.
I'm the worst. Scum.
[10:16] Sign
"Wrong" "Worst" "Scum"
[10:19] Ronaldo
A vampire lord's pride is really fragile.
[10:21] Draluc
But I can't believe that not
even Father can fix you.
[10:24] Hinaichi
If you can't do it, it's fine...
[10:26] Draus
No, there's still something I haven't tried!
[10:28] Hinaichi/Draus
--Wee!
--I'll treat you while leaving
his hypnosis in place!
[10:28] Sign
"Wee!"
[10:29] Draus
--I'll treat you while leaving
his hypnosis in place!
[10:31] Draus
--I'll overwrite the word you blurt out
with another, better word.
[10:33] Hinaichi/Draus
--Nu--
--I'll overwrite the word you blurt out
with another, better word.
[10:33] Sign
"Nu--"
[10:35] Draluc
Can you really fix the bug in her like that?
[10:38] Draus
It'll be hard if the word is too different.
[10:40] Draus
I have to choose a word that sounds
like "wee" but is inoffensive.
[10:44] Hinaichi
All right, let's write some down!
[10:44] Sign
"Weevil"
"Weensy"
"Wee are the state"
[10:46] Ronaldo
That looks like a grade schooler's notebook.
[10:48] Hinaichi
Yes, I like this one.
[10:50] Draus
Here I go. We'll overwrite the
hypnosis with a different word.
[10:54] Draus
And then, be surprised.
[10:56] Hinaichi
Weekend roast!
[10:58] Ronaldo
Oh, it worked!
[10:59] Hinaichi
Weekend roast. Weekend roast!
[11:02] Hinaichi
You're right! It's been
overwritten, weekend roast!
[11:04] Draluc
It's true that it's better than "wee."
[11:07] Draluc
It makes you seem like you're
always hungry, though.
[11:09] Hinaichi
Weekend roast!
[11:10] Ronaldo
If she keeps repeating that,
I'll get hungry, too.
[11:13] Hinaichi
I want to eat wee-wee, too.
[11:15] Daluc/Draus
You can't!
[11:16] Hinaichi
No, what I want to eat is wee-nese--
no, wee-bowl and wee-wee noodles!
[11:21] Draluc
Put her back! Put her back
to how she was before!
[11:25] Hinaichi
Wee.
[11:26] Ronaldo
She's back.
[11:27] Draluc
In the end, she just switched
"wee" and "weekend roast."
[11:32] Draus
I'm just a drenched bathmat...
[11:35] Draluc
Father has melted from the feeling of defeat.
[11:38] Hinaichi
Sorry for asking something so difficult.
[11:40] Draus
I-It's not difficult! I can do it!
I'll work hard and figure something out...
[11:45] Draus
I know!
[11:46] Draus
I can use that guy's spell to fix it.
[11:49] Draus
You were hypnotized to say lewd things--
[11:51] Draus
In other words, you can't help but
say things you think are perverted.
[11:55] Draus
In this world, there are things
that don't look erotic at first
[11:59] Draus
but there are people who think they are erotic.
[12:01] Draus
Some famous examples are
dendrophiliacs and symphorophiliacs.
[12:06] Ronaldo
Why do you know so much about them?
[12:08] Draus
In other words, you would awaken your fetish
for something other people don't think is erotic
[12:12] Draus
and replace the word you blurt out with that.
[12:15] Hinaichi
I don't wanna!
[12:17] Draus
Well, it'd just be a little bit for
the part related to the aftereffects...
[12:22] Draus
If there's anything you can think of
that the world doesn't think is erotic
[12:24] Draus
but that you might feel is a
little erotic, let me know.
[12:28] Ronaldo
That's totally sexual harassment.
[12:29] Draus
No! That's not my intent at all!
[12:31] Hinaichi
W-Well... I kind of like how men's hands
are kind of rugged and knobby...
[12:35] Sign
"These parts"
"This part"
[12:37] Ronaldo
Oh, that's not bad.
[12:39] Draus
Don't worry. I'll definitely make this work.
[12:41] Draus
If I fail, I'll be a loser, scum,
a disposable chopstick splinter...
[12:46] Ronaldo
Why are you triggering your own defeat flag?
[12:49] Draus
Take this!
[12:51] Draus
Well?
[12:52] Hinaichi
Y-Yeah, I feel kind of strange, knob.
[12:55] Ronaldo
Oh... well, it's better than "wee."
[12:57] Draluc
She sounds like someone from Shimadzu.
[12:59] Hinaichi
At this rate, knob,
even if I blurt out knobby wrist,
[13:03] Hinaichi
it's not that knobby weird hand rugged fingers!
[13:05] Ronaldo/Hinaichi
--No, this isn't good either.
--Knob, knob, knobby hands!
[13:07] Ronaldo
You sound like a grotesque homicidal maniac now!
[13:09] Hinaichi
Knobby hands!
[13:10] Ronaldo
Whoa, you're strong!
[13:11] Ronaldo
Ow!
[13:13] Ronaldo/Hinaichi
--Ouch!
--Knob...
[13:14] Draluc/Hinaichi
--Sand...
--Knob, knob...
[13:16] Hinaichi
Wrist wee-wee knob!
[13:18] Ronaldo
It's no good!
[13:20] Draus
I... am a forgotten pimple
at the back of the chin...
[13:26] Hinaichi
Knob, wee-wee, knob...
[13:27] Draluc
Thank you, Father. Let's give this up.
[13:30] Hinaichi/Ronaldo
--Wee-wee. Knob, knob.
--You did your best.
The Lewd Talk Beam is too strong.
[13:33] Draus
No, I've got an idea that could turn the tables!
[13:37] Draus
Just make everyone say "wee-wee"!
[13:40] Draluc
What're you saying, you letdown?!
[13:41] Draus
The mist made from my blood
will create an area of hypnosis
[13:45] Draus
where it's made known that "wee-wee"
is a word of power to be proud of!
[13:50] Draluc
Stop that! Idiot Father, return to your senses!
[13:53] Draus
I will cover Shin-Yokohama with my blood!
[13:57] Roanldo
Idiot! What have you done, wee-wee?!
[14:02] Businessman A
Sorry, sir, it'll be wee-wee...
[14:05] Office Lady A
The weather's kind of wee-wee, huh?
[14:07] Sign
"Vamima!!!"
"Rice Ball Festival"
[14:07] Vamima Manager
How many wee chopsticks would you like?
[14:09] Customer
Two wees.
[14:10] Maria
You're really wee-wee today.
[14:11] Ta Chan
Praise won't get you anywhere.
[14:13] Kantaro
Oh, Tsujita! You're really wee-wee!
[14:16] Sign
"Shin-Yokohama Kamone Vision"
"The seal, Wee-Wee,
has strayed into Tsurumi River"
[14:16] Newscaster
--The seal, Wee-Wee, was swimming
leisurely in Tsurumi River today, too.
[14:19] Newscaster/Etiquette Breacher
--Satetsu, Bro, say "wee-wee."
--The seal, Wee-Wee, was swimming
leisurely in Tsurumi River today, too.
[14:22] Satetsu
Wee-wee.
[14:25] Bunny Girl
This year's Shin-Yokohama
Buzzword Award goes to...
[14:30] Sign
"Shin-Yokohama Buzzword Award"
"wee-wee"
"Can be used for anything" "Nuance is trendy"
[14:30] Bunny Girl
..."wee-wee"!
[14:37] Draus
Please forgive me...
I don't know what I was doing...
[14:40] Draluc
Well, you did something.
[14:43] Hinaichi
Weekend roast...
[14:44] Ronaldo
Oh, it looks like it got a little better.
[14:47] Sign
"Oden"
[14:50] Mr. Lewd Talk
This drink is delicious!
[14:50] Sign
"Award"
"Hinaichi"
"Shin-Yokohama Buzzword Award" "wee-wee"
[14:55] Sign
"John, You've Gotten Dog"
[15:04] Draluc
John, you want to eat pancakes?
[15:09] Draluc
While Ronaldo's out...
[15:11] Draluc
Hm? John, you've gotten fat.
[15:16] Draluc
John, you're cute even when you're plump,
but it's bad for your health if you get too fat.
[15:26] Draluc
I've been trying to make sure you eat right,
but is Ronaldo feeding you other things?
[15:31] Draluc
That thoughtless bastard.
[15:35] Draluc
In any case, no snacks for you
for a while, okay, John?
[15:38] Draluc
Huh?
[15:41] Draluc
Wait, John!
[15:44] Sign
"Cute Dog Video"
[15:46] Staff
Director, the 'madillo's here.
[15:49] Yomotsuzaka
Huh?
[15:49] Sign
"Nu-nu-nu!" "Nu-nu..."
[15:53] Yomotsuzaka
A drug to make you thinner?
There's no such thing.
[15:56] Yomotsuzaka
Eat less and exercise.
[15:58] Yomotsuzaka
But there is a drug to reduce
your caloric intake.
[16:03] Yomotsuzaka
Now, drink this, fool.
[16:08] Yomotsuzaka
How do you feel?
[16:10] Yomotsuzaka
Well, it's not like you can say.
[16:13] Yomotsuzaka
It's a special sedative I created myself.
[16:15] Yomotsuzaka
You won't resist anything right now.
[16:19] Yomotsuzaka
Vampire familiar!
[16:21] Yomotsuzaka
That system lets you share
abilities, perception,
[16:23] Yomotsuzaka
and even your lifespan with your master!
[16:25] Yomotsuzaka
How shall I research you completely...?
[16:28] Yomotsuzaka
Guinea pig!
[16:30] Yomotsuzaka
Wait there while I make
preparations. Be good now.
[16:40] Yomotsuzaka
Huh?
[16:41] Yomotsuzaka
Don't tell me watching this video
made you think you're a dog.
[16:46] Yomotsuzaka
Wait, what's with that weak mental strength?
[16:49] Yomotsuzaka
No, I'll ignore it and do my experiments.
[16:51] Yomotsuzaka
He's not a dog. He's just a member
of the Cingulata order...
[16:56] Yomotsuzaka
If you can't get it off, then don't
put your head in in the first place.
[16:59] Yomotsuzaka
Even if you keep up that dog act,
I'm not going to change my min--
[17:04] Yomotsuzaka
No! I didn't throw it to play fetch with you!
[17:08] Yomotsuzaka
Don't forget what you came here for!
[17:12] Yomotsuzaka
Y-You idiot dog! I mean, armadillo!
[17:17] Yomotsuzaka
The VRC's slogan is "Make light of human life."
[17:20] Yomotsuzaka
It doesn't matter what I research
outside of that, either.
[17:25] Yomotsuzaka
But I can't experiment on dogs!
It reminds me of a dog I had as a pet.
[17:29] Yomotsuzaka
I can't make light of dogs.
[17:33] Yomotsuzaka
Get back there, now! I know,
let's watch a video of armadillos.
[17:40] Yomotsuzaka
What're you scared of, idiot dog?!
[17:43] Yomotsuzaka
No, wait--!
[17:45] Mr. Lewd Talk
So you're asking if we can fix him?
[17:49] Yakyuken Lover
I never thought you'd ask us for help, Director.
[17:50] Sign
"Vampires who did something bad
and are being detained at the VRC"
[17:53] Nudenium
Nun, you think you're a dog?
[17:56] Yomotsuzaka
The idiot dog's autosuggestion
seems similar to your hypnosis.
[18:00] Yomotsuzaka
Therefore, it's possible that you'll
be able to help with the treatment.
[18:04] Yomotsuzaka
Cry for joy and work. Also, I'm not asking.
This is an order. Do you get it, fools?
[18:09] Yakyuken Lover
You need to work on your communication skills.
[18:13] Mr. Lewd Talk
A dog fetish? Yomotsuzaka, you've a got
a pretty lewd heart, don't you?
[18:18] Mr. Lewd Talk
Makes me want to make that
armadillo say "wee-wee"--
[18:23] Mr. Lewd Talk
All right. The autosuggestion might
come off with some lewd talk.
[18:27] Yomotsuzaka
Hey, never mind.
[18:30] Yakyuken Lover
I'm Yakyuken Lover.
[18:32] Yakyuken Lover
I love the thrill and eroticism
of stripping and being stripped!
[18:34] Yomotsuzaka
Huh? Why are you introducing yourself?
[18:36] Yomotsuzaka
Oh, it's the effect of your hypnosis?
[18:38] Nudenium
The round pistil peeking out from
between the petals is so bewitching, I--
[18:45] Yomotsuzaka
I don't care about your innermost thoughts.
[18:48] Mr. Lewd Talk
Dogs don't have the concept
of "lewd talk," do they?
[18:51] Yomotsuzaka
Guess not.
[18:52] Mr. Lewd Talk
Ah, how boring. I'm going to sleep.
[18:55] Yomotsuzaka
He's so useless. I shouldn't have
had even a speck of hope for him.
[18:58] Yomotsuzaka
That's enough. You better
get some results, fool.
[19:01] Yakyuken Lover
Yeah, leave it to me.
[19:03] Yakyuken Lover
Good thing I was caught playing street yakyuken.
[19:07] Yomotsuzaka
It's not good at all.
You and Lewd Talk get caught too much.
[19:11] Yakyuken Lover
Now, what shall I do?
[19:13] Yakyuken Lover
It's hard to get rid of autosuggestion.
It'd be bad if I messed up and made it worse.
[19:18] Yakyuken Lover
Okay, maybe playing yakyuken will get rid of it.
[19:22] Yakyuken Lover
Yoyoinoyoi!
[19:23] Yomotsuzaka
That's enough.
[19:24] Yakyuken Lover
Oh, you're so cute! It's a draw!
[19:27] Yakyuken Lover
I want to give him a treat.
[19:29] Yomotsuzaka
No. I'm the only one who can
give treats to dogs here--
[19:29] Sign
"Dog Bones Wasshoi"
[19:33] Nudenium
Look, it's one of my seeds.
[19:35] Yomotsuzaka
Stop that, fool!
[19:36] Yomotsuzaka
Why are you treating seeds
from his crotch like a cure-all?!
[19:40] Yomotsuzaka
Come on, idiot dog! Spit it out!
[19:43] Yomotsuzaka
I'll experiment on you instead. Do your job!
[19:46] Yakyuken Lover
Even if you say that...
[19:48] Yakyuken Lover
What if I get my little brother to
come, too? Maybe he can fix him.
[19:52] Yomotsuzaka
Little brother?
[19:53] Yakyuken Lover
An exhibitionist vampire
who always wears a micro bikini.
[19:56] Yomotsuzaka
Don't call him!
[19:57] Mr. Lewd Talk
Wait a minute, an exhibitionist?
What kind of lewd talk is that?
[20:01] Yomotsuzaka
I'm going home.
[20:03] Yomotsuzaka
What a waste of time. They're all useless.
[20:06] Yomotsuzaka
I thought I could experiment
on a familiar, but...
[20:10] Yomotsuzaka
Hey, idiot dog.
[20:14] Yomotsuzaka
If you don't get better... will you be my...?
[20:20] Staff
There are trespassers in
the facility! Here's a video!
[20:24] Draluc
John! Where are you?!
I'm sure I saw you go in!
[20:27] Draluc
Let's go home before the crazy director
starts experimenting on you!
[20:30] Draluc
John--!
[20:32] Sign
"Vampire to Repel or Capture Trespassers
Cap-chan"
[20:35] Draluc
What is this thing? Help me, John!
[20:48] Draluc
Oh, John!
[20:55] Draluc
Wahh, John!
[20:56] Yomotsuzaka
Let them go, Cap-chan.
[20:58] Yomotsuzaka
There's no need to capture them.
[21:03] Draluc
I won't let you have John!
You want to experiment on him, don't you?
[21:06] Yomotsuzaka
I did, but I've lost interest.
[21:10] Yomotsuzaka
Also, an obese pet is the
responsibility of the owner, fool.
[21:13] Yomotsuzaka
Make sure he has appropriate food and exercise.
[21:16] Draluc
You don't have to tell me that!
[21:19] Yomotsuzaka
Hurry up and go home!
[21:25] Draluc
Sorry, John, I was inconsiderate.
[21:29] Draluc
I'll make some diet pancakes
for you when we get home!
[21:33] Yomotsuzaka
Jeez...
[21:35] Yomotsuzaka
What a pointless waste of time.
[21:38] Yomotsuzaka
You're the only dog for me, Koro.
[21:44] Ronaldo
Hey, come out, you damn director!
[21:50] Draluc
Ultra-rude dog mask! What in
the world did you do to John?!
[23:28] Ronaldo
No matter what happens...
[23:28] Sign
"God's divine revelation"
[23:31] Ronaldo
...protecting the public...
[23:31] Sign
"Or human wisdom"
[23:34] Ronaldo
...is what a hunter does.
[23:35] Draluc
The vampire dies in no time.