E1 - Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!

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SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It,
    My Life Had It Made
[00:03] Saria
    Seiichi!
[00:04] Saria
    The Fruit of Evolution 2 is finally starting!
[00:06] Seiichi
    It sure is, Saria.
[00:07] Seiichi
    Wait, what is this setup?!
[00:09] Seiichi
    What's evolved here, exactly?!
[00:10] Saria
    Well, our feelings?
[00:12] Seiichi
    It's not an issue of feelings!
[00:13] Saria
    Then... motivation?
[00:14] Seiichi
    Have that from the start!
[00:16] Saria
    Well, then...
[00:17] Saria
    The protagonist has changed?
[00:18] Seiichi
    No, we're starring in this, too!
[00:19] Saria
    Then look forward to seeing what
    actually evolved in the show!
[00:22] Seiichi
    Now, The Fruit of Evolution 2...
[00:24] Saria
    ...begins at last!
[01:09] Destra
    Is that all your strength
    amounts to, Seiichi-kun?
[01:33] Destra
    You can still avoid my attacks?
[01:47] Destra
    I've grown tired of this.
[01:49] Destra
    We're done here.
[01:52] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[01:59] Saria
    Don't touch my Seiichi!
[02:13] Destra
    Not bad.
[02:34] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi!
[02:41] Seiichi
    S-Saria...
[02:44] Seiichi
    I'm coming for you!
[02:51] Destra
    Saria truly is ugly as a gorilla.
[03:01] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[03:03] Seiichi
    Wait!
[03:14] Seiichi
    S-Saria!
[03:38] Saria
    S-Seiichi...
[03:41] Saria
    When I'm a gorilla...
[03:43] Seiichi
    Huh?
[03:44] Saria (Gorilla)
    Do you not like me?
[03:59] Seiichi
    H...
[04:01] Seiichi
    How beautiful!
[04:02] Seiichi
    Can I get my hopes up this time?!
[04:05] Artoria
    Seiichi, what's wrong?
[04:07] Lulune
    Your face is all stiff.
[04:10] Oliga
    Onii-chan, are you okay?
[04:12] Saria
    Did you have a bad dream?
[04:15] Seiichi
    A dream, huh?
[04:19] Seiichi
    I'm fine, Saria.
[04:23] Seiichi
    What was that dream about?
[04:26] Barnabus
    Everyone, behold!
[04:34] Lulune
    Thambuli!
[04:36] Barnabus
    That's your new home!
[04:39] Barnabus
    Barbador Magic Academy!
[04:42] Saria
    Wow!
[04:44] Saria
    Isn't this exciting, Seiichi?
[04:46] Seiichi
    Yeah!
[04:50] Seiichi
    So this is where I'll
    start my new second life.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!
[06:48] Barnabus
    Come, come, I'll show you around.
[06:50] Barnabus
    This way.
[06:55] Saria
    I heard it creaking!
[06:57] Oliga
    Wow!
[06:58] Lulune
    What will they be feeding us here?
[07:01] Artoria
    We're not here to play around!
[07:07] Barnabus
    As the name suggests,
    Barbador Magic Academy
[07:10] Barnabus
    is where students seeking to
    master magic have gathered,
[07:14] Barnabus
    creating the world's leading magic city.
[07:18] Saria
    There are all kinds of shops here.
[07:21] Seiichi
    So it's not just an academy, then.
[07:23] Lulune
    Master!
[07:25] Lulune
    Look! They're selling bakudan, too!
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SIGN    Delicious
[07:30] Lulune
    Delicious! Delicious!
[07:32] Seiichi
    You never change, Lulune.
[07:35] Barnabus
    Hey!
[07:36] Barnabus
    The entrance to the academy is over here!
[07:40] Oliga
    Let's go!
[07:41] Seiichi
    Hey, doesn't Barnabus-san look too excited?
[07:41] Lulune
    Huh?! We're not eating?!
[07:44] Artoria
    If you keep being a glutton,
    you'll get left behind!
[07:59] Kenji
    We're complete outcasts now.
[08:02] Shouta
    Yeah.
[08:03] Shouta
    Everyone here views those of us who were
    summoned from another world as enemies.
[08:09] Kenji
    Kannazuki-senpai, what are we supposed to do?
[08:15] Kannazuki
    It's coming!
[08:17] Kenji
    Huh? Wh-What's coming?
[08:19] Kannazuki
    I'm not sure,
[08:20] Kannazuki
    but I picked up a very nostalgic smell.
[08:23] Shouta
    Huh? You mean...
[08:25] Kannazuki
    It's Seiichi-kun!
[08:27] Kenji
    Huh? Seiichi?
[08:30] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun, are you already close by?
[08:35] Barnabus
    Now, Seiichi-kun, let me tell you
[08:37] Barnabus
    exactly what it is I'd like to ask of you.
[08:41] Seiichi
    That's right.
[08:42] Seiichi
    You only told me that you wanted
    me to be a teacher here.
[08:45] Barnabus
    Yes.
[08:46] Barnabus
    Children of royalty and nobility
[08:49] Barnabus
    from many different nations
    come to this academy.
[08:52] Barnabus
    Among them, we also have some
    who are from another world.
[08:57] Seiichi
    Does he mean...
[09:04] Barnabus
    They enrolled as hero candidates
    from the Kaiser Empire,
[09:09] Barnabus
    but their latent abilities are so strong
[09:13] Barnabus
    that they've been ostracized
    by our current students,
[09:15] Barnabus
    and there's no end to their quarrels.
[09:20] Seiichi
    That's how they're being treated?
[09:24] Barnabus
    However, we don't know how the
    Kaiser Empire will respond
[09:28] Barnabus
    if our academy punishes the hero candidates.
[09:32] Barnabus
    So, Seiichi-kun...
[09:33] Barnabus
    Bang! Your duty is to become the savior
    who maintains order at this academy!
[09:41] Seiichi
    Savior?!
[09:50] Seiichi
    Water...
[09:52] Saria
    Seiichi, you're so cool!
[09:55] Seiichi
    You are already d—
[09:57] Seiichi
    Would younger kids even get that one?
[09:59] Telop
    Ask your mother or father.
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    mother
    or
    father.
[10:02] Barnabus
    So on that note, I'd like you to
    train up talented students,
[10:06] Barnabus
    ones capable of matching
    the hero candidates!
[10:09] Saria
    Good luck, Seiichi!
[10:11] Seiichi
    I wonder if I'm capable of
    something so ambitious.
[10:15] Artoria
    So, what should we join this academy as?
[10:19] Barnabus
    Don't worry.
[10:21] Barnabus
    I've prepared the perfect posts
    for you all at the academy!
[10:25] Barnabus
    First, Saria-kun and Lulune-kun,
[10:29] Barnabus
    you'll be enrolling as students!
[10:34] Saria
    What do you think, Seiichi?
[10:36] Lulune
    Do we look good, Master?
[10:38] Seiichi
    S-So cute!
[10:38] Barnabus
    So cute!
[10:40] Saria
    Hearing Seiichi compliment me
[10:43] Saria
    makes my... my...
[10:46] Saria (Gorilla)
    my heart feel like bursting!
[10:48] Seiichi
    You're just bursting through your uniform!
[10:51] Barnabus
    Next up, Artoria-kun...
[10:55] Barnabus
    You'll be the Adventuring instructor
[10:57] Barnabus
    who teaches students what every
    adventurer needs to know!
[11:02] Artoria
    Want to go adventuring with your teacher?
[11:06] Barnabus
    Now, there's no resisting that!
[11:10] Artoria
    Don't make me say weird things!
[11:12] Barnabus
    Next, Oliga-kun...
[11:15] Barnabus
    will be Seiichi-kun's assistant!
[11:17] Oliga
    Professor, experiment with me!
[11:21] Seiichi
    Moe!
[11:22] Barnabus
    I will! I will!
[11:24] Artoria
    Don't make Oliga do weird things, either!
[11:28] Barnabus
    Blasting off!
[11:32] Seiichi
    Salute, Barna-san!
[11:37] Barnabus
    So anyway, everyone, do your best!
[11:40] Saria
    Yes, sir!
[11:42] Artoria
    Jeez.
[11:43] Lulune
    Now, let's head to the cafeteria first!
[11:46] Oliga
    You're eating again? You're such a glutton.
[11:48] Lulune
    Glutton? That sounds yummy!
[11:50] Seiichi
    I'll be a teacher, huh?
[11:51] Artoria
    Would you two cut it out?!
[11:53] Seiichi
    You never know what will happen in life.
[11:57] Seiichi
    I used to get bullied,
[12:00] Seiichi
    but then I was suddenly
    transported to this world,
[12:04] Seiichi
    where I had a gorilla
    challenge me to a fight,
[12:07] Seiichi
    propose to me,
[12:10] Seiichi
    and become my bride.
[12:12] Seiichi
    Then I met lots of beautiful women,
[12:14] Seiichi
    and before I knew it, I had it made.
[12:17] Seiichi
    I fought a dark knight and a dragon.
[12:20] Seiichi
    I got welcomed into an eccentric guild.
[12:22] (Flashback) Guscle
    ...muscle!
[12:27] Seiichi
    I fought...
[12:28] (Flashback) Mohawk
    Shall we do it?
[12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm good!
[12:33] Seiichi
    ...and fought.
[12:42] Seiichi
    So much stuff happened.
[12:45] Seiichi
    When I get back, I'm re-watching last season.
[12:49] Seiichi
    But all of that started
[12:52] Seiichi
    when I first ate the Fruit of Evolution.
[12:59] Seiichi
    It tasted awful.
[13:01] Barnabus
    Now then, Seiichi-kun...
[13:03] Barnabus
    Let's start by heading to Class F,
    the class you'll be taking over.
[13:07] Seiichi
    Class F?
[13:10] Barnabus
    Yes.
[13:11] Barnabus
    They're quite the collection
    of problem children.
[13:14] Seiichi
    Huh?
[13:15] Seiichi
    Problem children?
[13:17] Barnabus
    Please, use your talents to—
[13:20] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[13:30] Beatrice
    You've finally returned, Principal?
[13:32] Barnabus
    Peel, peel...
[13:37] Seiichi
    Huh?
[13:53] Artoria
    Who are you?
[13:55] Barnabus
    B-B-B-Beatrice-kun...
[13:58] Beatrice
    Principal!
[13:59] Beatrice
    Where have you been wandering
[14:01] Beatrice
    all this time, without
    permission from us teachers?
[14:04] Barnabus
    W-W-Well...
[14:06] Beatrice
    There's a mountain of backed-up
    paperwork that needs your attention.
[14:12] Barnabus
    I-It's not what you think...
[14:14] Beatrice
    Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[14:16] Barnabus
    I was working for the good of the academy...
[14:19] Beatrice
    Ah, for the academy?
[14:21] Barnabus
    Yes! Exactly!
[14:23] Beatrice
    If you truly care about this academy,
[14:26] Beatrice
    please start going through the mountain
    of backed-up paperwork before you.
[14:29] Beatrice
    Be sure to go over every single
    page before you sign them.
[14:34] Barnabus
    Can I bounce them?
[14:39] Beatrice
    Guilty!
[14:50] Beatrice
    Now, let's get going.
[14:52] Seiichi
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[14:55] Barnabus
    Mountain...
[15:05] Seiichi
    U-Um...
[15:09] Beatrice
    I'm sorry about all that.
[15:12] Beatrice
    I'm the teacher formerly
    in charge of Class F,
[15:14] Beatrice
    Beatrice Rogner.
[15:17] Seiichi
    Huh? Of Class F?
[15:19] Beatrice
    Yes.
[15:20] Beatrice
    The principal has instructed me to support
    you as the class's assistant teacher.
[15:27] Seiichi
    I-I see.
[15:33] Beatrice
    Now, our new Adventuring
    instructor, Artoria-sensei,
[15:37] Beatrice
    and our new Class A student,
    Lulune-san, head this way.
[15:40] Lulune
    What?! I can't do that!
[15:42] Lulune
    I am Master's servant!
[15:44] Lulune
    I cannot be apart from my master!
[15:47] Beatrice
    By the way, the cafeteria you
    sought is located next to Class A.
[15:52] Lulune
    The cafeteria!
[15:56] Seiichi
    She's quick to change gears.
[15:59] Artoria
    Later, Seiichi.
[16:00] Artoria
    Let's both do our best.
[16:02] Seiichi
    Yeah. Don't push yourself too hard, Ar.
[16:05] Saria
    Later!
[16:06] Beatrice
    Now, the rest of you, this way.
[16:09] Seiichi
    Um...
[16:11] Seiichi
    May I ask a question?
[16:13] Beatrice
    What is it?
[16:14] Seiichi
    You used to be in charge of Class F, right?
[16:19] Seiichi
    A-Are you okay working with me?
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    Psst

[16:24] Whispers
    Psst... Psst...
[16:24] Seiichi
    Huh? Did I ask something I shouldn't have?
[16:27] Seiichi
    Is she going to treat me like Barna-san?!
[16:29] Seiichi
    Oh, jeez! I shouldn't have asked!
[16:33] Beatrice
    I...
[16:37] Beatrice
    I wasn't able to help their talents bloom.
[16:44] Seiichi
    Huh?
[16:45] Beatrice
    It's wrong to call them problem children.
[16:47] Beatrice
    They're all good children.
[16:51] Beatrice
    No matter what anyone else says,
    I have faith in them.
[16:55] Beatrice
    Faith that there's amazing talent
    lying within all of them.
[17:01] Seiichi
    Beatrice-san...
[17:03] Beatrice
    Also, if the principal has acknowledged you,
[17:06] Beatrice
    I'm sure you can raise them
    into wonderful students.
[17:16] Seiichi
    I understand.
[17:17] Seiichi
    I don't know how well I'll
    meet your expectations,
[17:20] Seiichi
    but I'll do my best.
[17:21] Saria
    Don't worry, Beatrice-san!
[17:24] Saria
    Seiichi is very kind!
[17:26] Saria
    He'll definitely make a great teacher!
[17:29] Oliga
    Yeah. Onii-chan is kind.
[17:33] Beatrice
    Right!
[17:41] Seiichi
    That being said...
[17:43] Seiichi
    I don't know if I can teach.
[17:46] Saria
    Seiichi!
[17:48] Seiichi
    Saria...
[17:49] Saria
    Do your best!
[17:55] Seiichi
    All right, here I go!
[18:02] Seiichi
    C'mon, that's too cliché!
[18:04] Seiichi
    And it's a wash basin,
    not a blackboard eraser?!
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    father.
[18:06] Telop2
    Ask your grandmother
    and grandfather.
[18:10] Seiichi
    It's all right!
[18:11] Seiichi
    Even Beatrice-san said
    they're all good kids!
[18:37] Seiichi
    Huh?
[18:54] Seiichi
    A-Are they...
[18:56] Seiichi
    Are they r-really good kids?!
[19:18] Saria (Gorilla)
    All the students of Class F are super unique.
[19:23] Saria (Gorilla)
    What will happen to Seiichi in the end?
[19:27] Seiichi
    What the hell?!
[19:42] Helio
    Our goal is the resurrection
    of the Great Devil.
[19:45] Helio
    However,
[19:46] Helio
    to achieve that, we need the negative
    emotions of mankind's despair.
[19:52] Helio
    Well, Kreis?
[19:54] Helio
    How is it going?
[19:58] Kreis
    Our Great Devil Order has
    devised a secret plan.
[20:02] Helio
    Oh? And that is?
[20:05] Kreis
    This time, we'll attack the
    Barbador Magic Academy.
[20:09] Helio
    I see.
[20:11] Helio
    So you'll take the lives of
    VIPs from all over the world.
[20:15] Kreis
    It's an effective tactic, right?
[20:18] Kreis
    And by contributing to the
    Great Devil's resurrection,
[20:21] Kreis
    I can prove my worth, as well.
[20:31] Kreis
    Wh-What is this?!
[20:38] Kreis
    Wh-Who are you?!
[20:43] Demioros
    You look like a roasted pig.
[20:46] Angrea
    What a pathetic little piglet.
[20:49] Kreis
    You're Demioros!
[20:51] Kreis
    And Angrea!
[20:53] Kreis
    What do you think you're doing here?!
[20:56] Demioros
    Nothing, really.
[20:58] Demioros
    We'll be the ones heading
    to Barbador Magic Academy.
[21:02] Kreis
    Wh-What?!
[21:04] Angrea
    We couldn't entrust it to some stupid pig.
[21:08] Kreis
    Th-The plan's still in the preparation stage!
[21:11] Demioros
    There's no preparation needed.
[21:13] Demioros
    Not if we go.
[21:16] Angrea
    Then you'll be finished.
[21:22] Demioros
    Well, there you have it.
[21:24] Angrea
    Farewell, piglet.
[21:27] Kreis
    W-Wait!
[21:28] Kreis
    Please wait!
[21:30] Kreis
    If you're going,
[21:31] Kreis
    undo this before you leave!
[21:35] Kreis
    Please!
[21:39] Angrea
    I can't wait to see how the
    students of that academy
[21:44] Angrea
    will scream for me.
[21:48] Demioros
    All for the Great Devil's resurrection.
[23:35] Seiichi
    I finally start my job teaching classes!
[23:38] Seiichi
    Or so I thought, but then the
    students start hazing me!
[23:40] Seiichi
    But even those students
    harbor a serious problem!
[23:43] Seiichi
    Next time: "Being a Teacher Is Tough!"
SIGN    Next Time
    Being a Teacher Is Tough!
[23:45] Seiichi
    Let's all just get along!