E4 - Reunited with Kannazuki Karen

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SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Reunited with Kannazuki Karen
[01:44] Seiichi
    Wha... K-Kannazuki-senpai?!
[01:47] Kannazuki
    This nostalgic smell...
[01:50] Kannazuki
    You may have changed
    appearances, Seiichi-kun,
[01:53] Kannazuki
    but you're still you.
[01:55] Seiichi
    Uh, um...
[01:57] Artoria
    Care to explain this, Seiichi?
[02:01] Artoria
    You already have me and Saria.
[02:04] Seiichi
    Hey! W-Wait!
[02:06] Artoria
    No excuses!
[02:09] Seiichi
    Y-You've got the wrong idea, Ar!
[02:10] Artoria
    Like I'd allow a fifth or a sixth time!
[02:13] Beatrice
    Teachers, please stop it!
[02:15] Beatrice
    Stop this at once!
SIGN    Beat Up
[02:19] Kannazuki
    I'm so glad to see you're safe.
[02:22] Seiichi
    I'm not safe at all, though.
[02:25] Beatrice
    Behaving like that at school is a big problem!
[02:28] Artoria
    But—
[02:28] Beatrice
    Please be more careful from now on!
[02:29] Kannazuki
    I sensed you nearby for a while.
[02:31] Kannazuki
    I'm so glad you're all right.
[02:35] Seiichi
    Senpai... huh?
[02:41] Kannazuki
    I smell women.
[02:42] Seiichi
    Huh?
[02:43] Kannazuki
    I smell women on you.
[02:45] Seiichi
    Uh...
[02:46] Kannazuki
    I smell that sweat!
    You're flustered, aren't you?
[02:50] Seiichi
    You sure have a keen nose!
[02:52] Kannazuki
    I thought it was odd back then!
[02:54] Kannazuki
    Why do I smell Seiichi-kun on you all?
[02:57] Kannazuki
    Why do I smell you all on Seiichi-kun?
[03:00] Kannazuki
    Depending on your answer,
    you won't get off easily!
[03:03] Artoria
    Oh? Now this is interesting.
[03:16] Kannazuki
    I am Kannazuki Karen!
[03:18] Kannazuki
    I have been with Seiichi-kun
    since forever ago!
[03:22] Kannazuki
    I am his childhood friend!
SIGN    Childhood Friend
[03:25] Artoria
    I am Artoria Gremm, Seiichi's girlfriend!
[03:29] Lulune
    Lulune. I'm Master's servant!
[03:32] Oliga
    Oliga. Onii-chan's little sister.
SIGN    Girlfriend
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Servant
SIGN    Servant
SIGN    Childhood Friend
SIGN    Childhood Friend
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Girlfriend
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Girlfriend
[03:43] Kannazuki
    D-Damn it!
[03:47] Artoria
    We did it!
[03:48] Lulune
    Easy win!
[03:50] Oliga
    No, not yet.
[03:52] Artoria
    What?!
[03:56] Kannazuki
    Weak. Too weak.
[03:58] Saria
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
SIGN    Wife
SIGN    Wife
[04:05] Saria
    Hello, nice to meet you!
[04:08] Saria
    I guess we all share a bond now, huh?
[04:08] Fan
    Wife
[04:10] Saria
    Bonds with Seiichi are great bonds!
[04:13] Saria
    I hope we get along, Kannazuki-san!
[04:15] Saria
    I am his only one!
[04:17] Saria
    I'm Saria!
[04:19] Saria (Gorilla)
    His wife!
[04:21] Saria (Gorilla)
    Wife! Wife!
SIGN    Wife
[04:23] Saria (Gorilla)
    His wife!
[04:25] Saria
    I'm Saria!
[04:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    His wife!
[04:28] Saria
    I'm Seiichi's wife!
[04:31] Saria (Gorilla)
    The ultimate wife!
SIGN    Wife
[04:41] Kannazuki
    I-I lost...
[04:43] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai, are you okay?
[04:46] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[04:49] Kannazuki
    I'm so happy to be held by you...
[04:52] Seiichi
    Let's get you to the nurse's office.
[04:55] Beatrice
    I'll be excusing myself, then.
[04:57] Beatrice
    Please take your time.
[05:02] Saria
    Do you love Seiichi, too?
[05:04] Kannazuki
    S-Seiichi-kun's just my childhood friend...
[05:08] Artoria
    If that was all you two were,
    we wouldn't have had that battle.
[05:11] Kannazuki
    E-Even if that's true, we're supposed
    to keep it tucked away in our hearts!
[05:16] Saria
    You know, I love it when
    Seiichi is happy and smiling!
[05:21] Artoria
    I-In that case, I love how brave
    he looks when he's fighting.
[05:26] Lulune
    I love the feel of his plump
    butt when he's riding me!
[05:31] Oliga
    I love it when he pets me with his big hands.
[05:34] Seiichi
    Hey, you guys...
SIGN    Childhood Friend
[05:40] Artoria
    She's fired up again?!
[05:45] Kannazuki
    Long ago, Seiichi-kun saved me.
[05:50] Kannazuki
    When I was young, I was often bullied.
[05:51] Boy1
    Take that!
[05:52] Kannazuki
    Stop it!
[05:54] Boy2
    Here it is!
[05:54] Kannazuki
    All because I was willful and brash.
[05:56] Kannazuki
    Give it back!
[05:59] (Flashback) Boy1
    Nyah! You're a boy! A boy!
[06:01] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    I'm a girl!
[06:02] (Flashback) Boy2
    Here, pass!
[06:04] (Flashback) Boy3
    If you don't like it, try and take it back!
[06:06] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    None of you could do anything on your own!
[06:08] (Flashback) Boy1
    I heard that!
[06:10] Kannazuki
    That's when he appeared.
[06:12] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    Stop it!
[06:14] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    No violence!
[06:16] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    No violence!
[06:17] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    No violence!
[06:18] (Flashback) Boy1
    What?!
[06:20] (Flashback) Boy2
    You fatty!
[06:21] (Flashback) Boy3
    We'll bully you, too!
[06:22] (Flashback) Boy1
    You little brat!
[06:25] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    N-No violence!
[06:28] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun was braver than anyone else.
[06:35] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Thank you so much for today.
[06:37] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Why did you save me?
[06:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    My mom and dad always taught me
    to help people who are in trouble.
[06:46] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Hey, Seiichi-kun?
[06:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What?
[06:49] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Do I really seem a boy?
[06:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Hmm... I don't know.
[06:59] (Flashback) Seiichi
    But you're fine just the way you are!
[07:11] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Thank you.
[07:14] Kannazuki
    Later, I learned from our neighbors that
[07:18] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun had already lost
    his parents in an accident.
[07:22] Kannazuki
    So I wondered,
[07:23] Kannazuki
    how was he able to smile
    without worry, despite all that?
[07:30] Kannazuki
    Yet because Seiichi-kun
    defended me that day...
[07:30] Boy3
    Nyah!
[07:31] Seiichi
    Give it back!
[07:35] (Flashback) Boy
    Get over yourself, fatty!
[07:37] (Flashback) Seiichi
    N-No violence...
[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    No violence!
SIGN    Smelly
SIGN    Idiot
SIGN    Creep
SIGN    Fatty
[07:41] Kannazuki
    I found myself unable to lend
    Seiichi-kun a hand or do anything else.
[07:54] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Seiichi-k—
[08:03] Seiichi
    I'm sorry.
[08:04] Saria
    Seiichi?
[08:06] Seiichi
    The truth is...
[08:07] Seiichi
    I came here from another world, just
    like Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
[08:12] Seiichi
    But I'm not as impressive
    as you all think I am.
[08:24] Seiichi
    This is how I really look.
[08:40] Seiichi
    Surprised, aren't you?
[08:43] Seiichi
    I'm fat and ugly.
[08:44] Seiichi
    I'm also short, and smelly, too.
[08:48] Seiichi
    The way I looked before was all
    thanks to the Fruit of Evolution.
[08:52] Artoria
    Hang on a second.
[08:54] Artoria
    This is all going too fast. I can't keep up.
[08:56] Lulune
    Yeah!
[09:00] Kannazuki
    I'm sorry, Seiichi-kun.
[09:02] Kannazuki
    I said things I shouldn't have.
[09:05] Seiichi
    Please don't pay it any mind.
[09:06] Seiichi
    It was something I had
    to talk about eventually.
[09:14] Seiichi
    See? Even if I wear this,
[09:16] Seiichi
    I still look lame, right?
[09:18] Saria
    Seiichi...
[09:20] Seiichi
    The real Hiiragi Seiichi
    is nothing like you know.
[09:24] Seiichi
    I'm really sorry for deceiving
    you all for so long.
[09:29] Saria
    Look at me, Seiichi.
[09:31] Seiichi
    Huh?
[09:32] Saria
    You're still you, right?
[09:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    I'm a Kaiser Kong, but I'm also Saria!
[09:41] Saria (Gorilla)
    Past, present, truth,
    lies, none of it matters!
[09:44] Saria (Gorilla)
    I love you!
[09:46] Saria (Gorilla)
    I love you because you're you!
[09:49] Seiichi
    Saria...
[09:50] Artoria
    Don't misjudge us.
[09:52] Artoria
    You're still the one who accepted me,
[09:55] Artoria
    even though I bore the title of "Calamity."
[09:59] Seiichi
    Ar...
[10:00] Oliga
    I've stained my hands with
    many lives as an assassin.
[10:04] Oliga
    Yet you still hold those hands for me,
[10:08] Oliga
    and pet my head.
[10:10] Oliga
    So now it's my turn.
[10:13] Oliga
    There, there.
[10:15] Seiichi
    Oliga-chan...
[10:17] Lulune
    Master, you're one of the precious
    few people who give me food!
[10:22] Lulune
    Not to mention, you look pretty tasty
    yourself right now, so no problems here!
[10:27] Artoria
    Lulune, that's its own problem.
[10:29] Lulune
    Is it really?
[10:30] Saria
    See, Seiichi?
[10:35] Saria
    Everyone loves you!
[10:38] Saria
    So have more confidence in yourself, Seiichi!
[10:49] Seiichi
    You guys...
[10:54] Seiichi
    Thank you, everyone.
[10:57] Kannazuki
    What lovely relationships.
[10:59] Kannazuki
    I'm relieved, Seiichi-kun.
[11:02] Seiichi
    I'm only who I am today thanks to
    all the people I've met along the way.
[11:06] Seiichi
    Of course, that includes
    you, Kannazuki-senpai.
[11:10] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[11:13] Kannazuki
    I'm sorry.
[11:14] Seiichi
    Huh?
[11:16] Kannazuki
    You probably shouldn't be
    involved with me anymore.
[11:19] Seiichi
    What do you mean?
[11:21] Kannazuki
    As you know,
[11:23] Kannazuki
    we hero candidates were sent to
    this academy by the Kaiser Empire.
[11:28] Seiichi
    Yes, Barna-san mentioned that.
[11:32] (Flashback) Barnabus
    They enrolled as hero candidates
    from the Kaiser Empire,
[11:37] (Flashback) Barnabus
    but their latent abilities are so strong
[11:39] (Flashback) Barnabus
    that they've been ostracized
    by our original students,
[11:42] (Flashback) Barnabus
    and there's no end to the quarrels.
[11:46] Kannazuki
    I wouldn't call it quarreling
[11:48] Kannazuki
    so much as to say that we
    could be attacked at any time.
[11:51] Seiichi
    The situation's that awful?
[11:53] Kannazuki
    Which is why I can't get you caught up in it.
[11:56] Kannazuki
    If the students who used to know the old
    you start spreading heartless rumors,
[12:00] Kannazuki
    and you end up being
    targeted because of them...
[12:03] Lulune
    That kind of thing's a walk
    in the park for Master!
[12:06] Kannazuki
    Even so!
[12:08] Kannazuki
    I don't want to drag Seiichi-kun
    into a world of violence yet again!
[12:15] Kannazuki
    This time, I'll be the one to protect you.
[12:19] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun, I'm truly glad
    that you've found happiness.
[12:24] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai...
[12:27] Kannazuki
    See you later, Seiichi-kun.
[12:36] Seiichi
    What's the matter, Oliga-chan?
[12:38] Oliga
    Th-That bracelet!
[12:40] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:42] Seiichi
    Hey!
[12:43] Kannazuki
    What's the matter?
[12:45] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai, where exactly
    did you get that bracelet?
[12:49] Kannazuki
    This was provided to us by the Kaiser
    Empire when we arrived in this world.
[12:54] Kannazuki
    They said it would help raise our Status.
[12:57] Seiichi
    Skill: Appraisal!
[13:02] Seiichi
    I knew it.
[13:04] Seiichi
    The Enslavement Bracelet!
[13:09] Oliga
    Ow!
[13:11] Seiichi
    They'll pay!
[13:14] Seiichi
    They'll pay for this!
[13:44] Kannazuki
    M-My head!
[13:50] Saria
    Kannazuki-san!
[13:53] Artoria
    What's going on here?!
[13:55] Oliga
    Onii-chan! Onii-chan!
[13:57] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[14:00] Saria
    Seiichi!
[14:01] Lulune
    Master!
[14:02] Artoria
    What on earth is wrong with you?!
[14:15] Helen
    What is this?!
[14:19] Barnabus
    So it's finally here?
[14:29] Guscle
    Muscle!
[14:52] Destra
    Found you!
[15:08] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:10] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:12] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:14] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:21] Seiichi
    Huh?
[15:25] Seiichi
    Uh...
[15:28] Saria
    Seiichi, are you okay?
[15:30] Seiichi
    Saria?
[15:32] Oliga
    Onii-chan!
[15:35] Oliga
    Onii-chan!
[15:38] Oliga
    Onii-chan, are you okay?
[15:41] Seiichi
    Oliga-chan?
[15:43] Lulune
    Master!
[15:44] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[15:45] Lulune
    Master!
[15:46] Artoria
    Seiichi! How dare you worry us like that?!
[15:49] Seiichi
    Huh? Oh, sorry.
[15:53] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai!
[15:55] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai!
[15:59] Seiichi
    Are you okay, Senpai?!
[16:01] Kannazuki
    Yeah, I suddenly felt faint for some reason...
[16:05] Kannazuki
    Though this situation I'm in
    now certainly isn't a bad one.
[16:09] Seiichi
    Senpai?! Um, huh?
[16:10] Seiichi
    Were you always like this?
[16:12] Seiichi
    Senpai?!
[16:15] Kannazuki
    So you're saying we were being
    manipulated by the Kaiser Empire?
[16:20] Seiichi
    Fortunately, it looks like no orders had
    been issued through that bracelet yet.
[16:25] Seiichi
    But if it was still on...
[16:27] Kannazuki
    A bracelet that manipulates the
    will of the one wearing it?
[16:32] Kannazuki
    Why on earth would the
    Kaiser Empire use such a thing?
[16:34] Barnabus
    Most likely to use you as tools
    for defeating the Demon Lord.
[16:39] Kannazuki
    Principal?
[16:40] Barnabus
    You do know that the Wimberg Kingdom
    is trying to forge an alliance
[16:44] Barnabus
    with the Demon Lord Army, right?
[16:47] Seiichi
    Now that you mention it...
[16:50] Barnabus
    The Kaiser Empire is a troublesome nation.
[16:53] Barnabus
    I've heard rumors that
[16:55] Barnabus
    they're trying to stop other nations
    from allying with each other
[16:59] Barnabus
    in order to achieve world domination.
[17:01] Kannazuki
    World domination?!
[17:02] Seiichi
    You mean...
[17:04] Barnabus
    They're trying to use the heroes
    to destroy the Demon Lord Army,
[17:09] Barnabus
    the Wimberg Kingdom, or possibly even both.
[17:12] Kannazuki
    No way...
[17:14] Barnabus
    Though that's just my speculation.
[17:17] Barnabus
    The silver lining is that now the bracelets
    on the hero candidates are broken.
[17:23] Barnabus
    You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
[17:25] Seiichi
    Huh?
[17:27] Seiichi
    Oh, it was nothing.
[17:31] Seiichi
    B-Barna-san?
[17:37] Seiichi
    Please do remember to keep this a
    secret from the other students.
[17:42] Seiichi
    Got it?
[17:44] Kannazuki
    I can't believe we were brought
    to such a terrifying nation.
[17:48] Seiichi
    It's all right!
[17:49] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun?
[17:51] Seiichi
    It's all right.
[17:52] Seiichi
    No matter what happens, I'll protect you!
[18:00] Lulune
    Master! Stop staring at each
    other so we can get food already!
[18:04] Seiichi
    Didn't you just eat earlier?
[18:06] Lulune
    That was then! This is now!
[18:09] Saria
    Let's go, Seiichi.
[18:10] Seiichi
    Yeah.
[18:13] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun.
[18:16] Seiichi
    Yes?
[18:17] Kannazuki
    How about it?
[18:18] Kannazuki
    Would you let me join your
    group in a new role?
[18:23] Seiichi
    I don't mind, of course, but what role?
[18:27] Kannazuki
    Make me your older sister!
[18:32] Seiichi
    Sister?
[18:35] Kannazuki
    Why do you look freaked out?!
[18:36] Kannazuki
    I thought it was an appealing role.
[18:38] Seiichi
    No, please spare me that, Senpai.
[18:41] Kannazuki
    Why not?
[18:41] Seiichi
    Well, just because!
[18:42] Kannazuki
    Why not?
[18:43] Seiichi
    I mean, just because!
[18:44] Kannazuki
    But an older sister's—
[18:44] Airi
    Sei-chan...
[18:45] Seiichi
    No more!
[18:54] Demioros
    Did you notice, Angrea?
[18:56] Angrea
    A surge like that? Of course I did.
[18:59] Demioros
    How nostalgic.
[19:01] Demioros
    That was truly...
[19:03] Helio
    What are you doing there, Demioros, Angrea?
[19:07] Helio
    Down here.
[19:09] Helio
    It's me.
[19:10] Helio
    Helio from the Kaiser Empire.
[19:12] Both
    Gross!
[19:14] Demioros
    Wh-What did you want?
[19:15] Helio
    Don't be surprised,
[19:17] Helio
    but the Enslavement Bracelets
    have been broken!
[19:20] Angrea
    So?
[19:22] Helio
    How are you so calm?!
[19:23] Helio
    Now everything that went into training
    those hero candidates is all for naught!
[19:28] Helio
    The whole plan to sow chaos at the academy
[19:30] Helio
    and gather negative energy for
    the Great Devil's revival is now—
[19:34] Demioros
    We were planning on getting
    that plan started here soon.
[19:39] Demioros
    Right after a bit of a late lunch.
[19:41] Helio
    You think this is the time
    for a leisurely lunch?!
[19:44] Demioros
    If you get too angry,
    you'll give yourself more wrinkles.
[19:47] Helio
    That's none of your concern!
[19:48] Helio
    By the way, that surge from earlier...
[19:51] Angrea
    Yes, that.
[19:52] Angrea
    What exactly was that?
[19:54] Helio
    Even I don't quite know.
[19:57] Helio
    But...
[19:57] Helio
    That surge did drastically increase the
    strength of the Great Devil's darkness.
[20:03] Demioros
    I-It did?!
[20:06] Helio
    The Great Devil's revival is nigh!
[20:09] Helio
    Work hard, apostles of the Great Devil
    Order, Deliverance and Murder Princess!
[20:14] Helio
    Now is the time for your—
[20:17] Helio
    Hey! Stop! Stop it! You—
[20:20] Angrea
    I'm surprised it affected the Great Devil.
[20:24] Demioros
    That makes them even more worth killing.
[20:29] Demioros
    Wait, gross!
[20:31] Demioros
    Why does this coffee smell
    like old man stench?!
[20:34] Angrea
    I swallowed some!
[22:19] Kannazuki
    Hello! It's your older sister, Kannazuki!
[22:21] Kannazuki
    Now, everyone, as you've already heard,
[22:24] Kannazuki
    the role of older sister has finally
    been added to our group!
[22:28] Artoria
    Why is she taking charge here?
[22:30] Lulune
    Dunno.
[22:31] Oliga
    Me!
[22:32] Kannazuki
    Yes, Oliga-kun?
[22:33] Oliga
    Onee-chan's scary!
[22:35] Saria
    Oh, there, there.
[22:35] Lulune
    Hey! You made her cry!
[22:38] Kannazuki
    My bad! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[22:40] Kannazuki
    I'll stop with the older sister thing.
[22:42] Oliga
    Really?
[22:43] Kannazuki
    Um, uh...
[22:44] Kannazuki
    How about retainer, then?
[22:46] Lulune
    Wouldn't that overlap with servant?
[22:48] Saria
    Then what about employee?
[22:49] Kannazuki
    I think that still overlaps.
[22:51] Artoria
    What's wrong with Kannazuki-senpai, anyway?
[22:54] Kannazuki
    I'm Kannazuki.
    Seiichi-kun's Kannazuki-senpai!
[22:59] Kannazuki
    See, it's weird to have my name
    and role be the same thing.
[23:02] Lulune
    Then... Smell-Him-I-Cannazuki-senpai!
[23:04] Kannazuki
    Don't make a pun of my name.
[23:06] Artoria
    Stop-Smelling-Me-Mannazuki-senpai!
[23:08] Kannazuki
    I said stop playing with my name!
[23:10] Kannazuki
    And please let me smell you.
[23:12] Oliga
    Sniffer-nazuki-senpai!
[23:14] Kannazuki
    You can't just add "-nazuki"
    to the end of everything!
[23:16] Kannazuki
    I know I did sniff a lot, but still!
SIGN    Rumble
SIGN    Nanjourno
[23:19] Lulune
    Nanjourno!
[23:21] Kannazuki
    Where did you get Nanjourno from?!
[23:23] Kannazuki
    Also, what I'm asking for
    is a role, not a nickname!
[23:26] Saria
    Childhood friend isn't good enough?
[23:29] Kannazuki
    Like I said...
[23:30] Kannazuki
    Wait, that's an option!
[23:32] All
    Nanjourno.
[23:35] Seiichi
    The class competition between Class F
    and Class S finally starts.
[23:38] Seiichi
    Meanwhile, Seiichi is
    struck by sudden tragedy,
SIGN    Gruuumble
[23:41] Seiichi
    and uninvited guests make an appearance!
[23:43] ---
    Next time, "Apostles Attack"!
SIGN    Next Time
    Apostles Attack
[23:45] Seiichi
    We'll have fan service for you next time, too!