E2 - Being a Teacher is Tough

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[00:02] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi's party has arrived at Barbador
    Magic Academy with great excitement.
[00:07] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi and Artoria joined as teachers
[00:10] Saria (Gorilla)
    while Saria and Lulune joined as students,
[00:13] Saria (Gorilla)
    and Oliga joined as Seiichi's assistant.
[00:17] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi was tasked with saving the academy,
[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)
    and to that end, he was assigned to
    take on Beatrice's class, Class F.
[00:41] Saria (Gorilla)
    They were all incredibly unique students.
[00:47] Saria (Gorilla)
    Will Seiichi be able to guide them properly?
[00:51] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate lies in stores for Seiichi?
[01:07] Seiichi
    I-It's nice to m—
[01:10] Agnos
    Who the hell are you, huh?!
[01:13] Seiichi
    Y-You're too close.
[01:15] Agnos
    What're you starin' at? You wanna go, huh?
[01:19] Agnos
    Huh?!
[01:21] Seiichi
    Maybe I can't do this!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
[02:54] Agnos
    Don't you go ignoring me!
    You screwing with me?!
SIGN    Being a Teacher Is Tough!
[02:59] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun.
[03:08] Agnos
    Boss Lady Beatrice!
[03:16] Saria
    That had to hurt.
[03:18] Agnos
    Boss Lady, not the corner!
[03:22] Beatrice
    Please stop calling me that.
[03:24] Beatrice
    Besides, the one you were
    picking a fight with
[03:26] Beatrice
    is the new teacher in charge of you all.
[03:29] Agnos
    Wh-What?!
[03:31] Agnos
    He's our new teacher?!
[03:36] Seiichi
    Nice to meet you.
[03:37] Agnos
    Why is a brat like him—
[03:38] Agnos
    Brat! Brat!
[03:42] Seiichi
    How many revolutions is he going for?!
SIGN    10 Points
[03:48] Beatrice
    Silence.
[03:53] Beatrice
    As I've said, this is Seiichi-sensei,
    the teacher who will be taking over for me,
[03:59] Beatrice
    and his assistant, Oliga-san.
[04:04] Seiichi
    Huh? There's only four?
[04:07] Beatrice
    Class F has four students.
[04:10] Seiichi
    Uh, it's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi.
[04:15] Seiichi
    I'm roughly the same age as all of you here,
[04:17] Seiichi
    but I'll be teaching you everything I can.
[04:21] Seiichi
    I-I hope we can get along.
[04:23] Oliga
    I'm Oliga.
[04:25] Oliga
    Nice to meet you.
SIGN    C-Cat Ears ♥
[04:29] Beatrice
    And this is Saria-san, who will
    be joining Class F starting today.
[04:34] Saria
    I'm Saria!
[04:35] Saria
    I hope we can all be friends!
[04:39] Agnos
    What? What's all this?!
[04:41] Agnos
    Oh, man, you're seriously cute!
[04:44] Agnos
    My heart's locked on to your eyes!
SIGN    That was dated!!
[04:47] Agnos
    Wanna hit up a coffee
    joint with me after this?!
SIGN    Who is this guy?!
[04:51] Beatrice
    You there, be quiet!
[04:53] Beatrice
    Now, please introduce yourselves.
[04:56] Agnos
    Okay! I'll go first, then!
[04:59] Agnos
    Name's Agnos Passion!
[05:01] Agnos
    I'm 999-and-0 for fights won!
[05:04] Agnos
    The nickname I've earned is
    "The Terrifying Pompadour of Hell"!
SIGN    Terrifying Pompadour of Hell
[05:09] Agnos
    Remember all that!
[05:11] Saria
    Amazing!
[05:13] Agnos
    R-Really?
[05:14] Saria
    I'll go, too!
[05:16] Saria (Gorilla)
    I'm Gorilla Saria!
SIGN    Gorilla Saria
SIGN    Gorilla Saria
[05:24] Seiichi
    Th-That was magic! Just magic!
[05:27] Oliga
    Exit stage left.
SIGN    I'm shocked!
[05:32] Beatrice
    Okay, next.
[05:35] Brud
    I'm Brud Lev Kaiser.
[05:38] Seiichi
    Kaiser?
[05:40] Brud
    You figured it out, eh?
[05:41] Brud
    As you surmised, I am a
    prince of the Kaiser Empire.
SIGN    Wise Prince
[05:47] Brud
    Though my status is irrelevant
    here at this academy.
[05:51] Agnos
    Don't you go ignoring me!
[05:54] Brud
    I thought you were knocked out.
[05:55] Agnos
    I was just sleeping!
[05:57] Brud
    Please remember that even though
    I'm in the same class as him,
[06:00] Brud
    I'm not on the same level.
[06:01] Agnos
    Huh?! What'd you just say?!
[06:04] Agnos
    Let's take it outside!
[06:06] Brud
    I wouldn't mind that.
[06:08] Seiichi
    C-Come on, you two.
[06:13] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun, Brud-kun.
[06:19] Seiichi
    Uh, next is...
[06:32] Seiichi
    You've got nothing to say?!
[06:35] Helen
    Helen Rosa.
[06:38] Seiichi
    Wait, that's it?
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
[06:43] Seiichi
    I knew there was more.
[06:46] Seiichi
    Uh, last is...
SIGN    Quiet Beast
[06:57] Seiichi
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Baird Lutra
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[07:05] Seiichi
    Wait, you can't talk?!
[07:07] Saria
    So cute!
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[07:10] Seiichi
    Nope!
[07:12] Seiichi
    No way! There's no way I can lead this class!
[07:16] Seiichi
    Too bad!
SIGN    Kannazuki Karen
[07:27] Kannazuki
    Where is he?
[07:31] Kannazuki
    That way?!
[07:32] Kannazuki
    Wait for me, Seiichi-kun!
[07:40] Kannazuki
    Sorry!
[07:41] Airi
    Ow...
[07:43] Kannazuki
    Y-You're Seto Airi.
[07:46] Airi
    Oh, Student Council President.
[07:49] Airi
    What's the matter? Why the rush?
[07:51] Kannazuki
    Oh, nothing.
[07:52] Kannazuki
    I just caught a nostalgic smell.
[07:55] Airi
    Huh? Do you mean...
[07:57] Kannazuki
    Yeah, I'm sure of it!
[07:59] Kannazuki
    It's Seiichi-kun's smell!
[08:01] Airi
    Really?! So we can finally see Sei-chan!
[08:04] Airi
    I'll look for him, too!
[08:13] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[08:19] Beatrice
    Now, I'd like to return
    your last herbalism test.
[08:24] Agnos
    Bring it on!
[08:27] Seiichi
    I haven't done anything
    and I'm already exhausted.
[08:31] Oliga
    Onii-chan, hang in there.
[08:33] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun, 0.
[08:35] Agnos
    Why?!
[08:37] Beatrice
    What do you mean, "why"?!
[08:39] Beatrice
    You answered "With Spirit"
    for every question!
[08:39] BGVoice(Agnos)
    Spirit! Spirit! Spirit!
[08:41] Agnos
    But you can do anything
    if you've got enough spirit!
[08:46] Beatrice
    Next is Brud-kun.
[08:48] Brud
    Hmph.
[08:48] Beatrice
    Wonderful. 90.
[08:51] Seiichi
    Wow, amazing.
[08:53] Brud
    This much is to be expected.
[08:57] Beatrice
    Baird-kun.
[08:59] Beatrice
    95. You did very well.
[09:03] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[09:04] (Flashback) Artoria
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[09:06] (Flashback) Artoria
    These are mushrooms!
[09:07] (Flashback) Artoria
    I told you to find medicinal herbs! Herbs!
[09:12] Seiichi
    So he's smart, despite his looks?
[09:15] Agnos
    Why did you get a good
    grade while I got a 0?!
[09:19] Agnos
    I can't accept this!
[09:20] Brud
    Hmph. Obviously it's because
    your answers were inappropriate.
[09:24] Agnos
    What's that?! Let's take it outside!
SIGN    I'll send you packing!!
[09:27] Brud
    I wouldn't mind that.
[09:28] Agnos
    Oh, then let's go throw down!
[09:28] Seiichi
    H-Hey, not again!
[09:30] Agnos
    Come with me!
[09:30] Brud
    Bring it, Pompadour.
[09:36] Seiichi
    Just how scary is Beatrice-san?
[09:38] Beatrice
    Helen scored 100.
[09:40] Beatrice
    Impressive as usual.
[09:42] Helen
    It's nothing.
[09:43] Saria (Gorilla)
    Wow, you're all so smart!
[09:49] Seiichi
    Saria!
[09:51] Seiichi
    Uh, i-it's magic.
[09:56] Agnos
    Sensei... Is it possible
    to transform using magic?
[09:59] Beatrice
    So it would appear.
[10:03] Seiichi
    Please, Saria.
[10:04] Seiichi
    The others aren't used to you yet,
    so please stop turning into a gorilla.
[10:08] Saria
    Okay!
[10:09] Seiichi
    D-Do you really understand?
[10:16] Seiichi
    Boobs—
[10:18] Beatrice
    Um, Seiichi-sensei.
[10:21] Seiichi
    Y-Yes?
[10:23] Beatrice
    How about you observe the practical
    abilities of these four as a special lesson?
[10:30] Seiichi
    Practical abilities?
    You mean real combat training?
[10:34] Beatrice
    Yes.
[10:35] Beatrice
    I think it would be best for you to
    understand each student's strengths
[10:39] Beatrice
    in order to guide them moving forward.
[10:43] Seiichi
    That's certainly true.
[10:45] Seiichi
    Very well.
[10:47] Agnos
    A special lesson, huh?
SIGN    RUUUMBLE
SIGN    But first, commercials.
[11:02] Agnos
    Anyway,
[11:05] Agnos
    just who is this Seiichi bastard?
[11:08] Brud
    I haven't the slightest idea.
[11:10] Brud
    What do you think?
SIGN    Mystery
[11:13] Brud
    So are you.
[11:15] Helen
    Hey, you seem to be friendly
    with that teacher.
[11:19] Helen
    You know each other?
[11:20] Saria
    We do.
[11:22] Agnos
    Just what are you to him?
[11:24] Saria
    Me? I'm Seiichi's wife!
[11:27] Agnos
    Oh, his wife, huh?
[11:31] All
    What?!
[11:33] Brud
    Th-Then what about that Oliga girl?
[11:36] Saria
    She's Seiichi's little sister.
[11:38] Brud
    I-I see.
[11:40] Helen
    You three came to this academy together?
[11:43] Saria
    No, we also came with Seiichi's
    girlfriend and servant.
[11:47] Lulune
    Time to dig in!
[11:48] Agnos
    What?!
[11:50] Brud
    Girlfriend?!
[11:51] Helen
    Servant?!
SIGN    Seriously?!
[11:54] Saria
    Yeah! We all love Seiichi!
[11:57] Agnos
    Damn him!
[12:01] Agnos
    I'll kill him!
[12:04] Saria
    What got into him?
[12:06] Helen
    Hey, you're that teacher's wife, right?
[12:10] Saria
    Yeah, that's right!
[12:12] Helen
    Then tell us. Is he strong?
[12:15] Saria
    He's super strong!
[12:18] Helen
    I see.
[12:26] Barnabus
    Well, Seiichi-kun?
[12:28] Barnabus
    What's your impression
    of the Class F students?
[12:31] Seiichi
    Well, they're all very unique,
    but not so much problem children.
[12:36] Seiichi
    I'm a little relieved.
[12:38] Oliga
    They're all funny.
[12:40] Barnabus
    I see.
[12:42] Barnabus
    However, Class F is just a bit
    different from the other classes.
[12:50] Seiichi
    Different how?
[12:53] Barnabus
    Have you heard what the rest
    of the academy calls them?
[12:58] Seiichi
    No. I only arrived here recently.
[13:01] Beatrice
    The Dropout Corps.
[13:03] Seiichi
    Huh?
[13:04] Beatrice
    The truth is...
[13:06] Beatrice
    They're dealing with a major problem.
[13:14] Agnos
    All right, let's do this!
[13:17] Brud
    It's just us here?
[13:18] Helen
    That's all the better, isn't it?
[13:22] Agnos
    My bat's gonna bring the fire!
[13:24] Helen
    Let's show him what we're made of.
[13:27] Theobald
    Well, well, what are the dropouts doing here?
[13:34] Agnos
    What'd you say?!
[13:36] Theobald
    You plebeians shouldn't stand
    on the same ground as me.
[13:40] Theobald
    Or...
[13:41] Theobald
    Are you suggesting that I ought to
    breathe the same air as you fools?
[13:46] Brud
    B-Brother...
[13:48] Theobald
    My foolish younger brother, Brud...
[13:50] Theobald
    This class is perfect for a failure like you.
[13:53] Agnos
    You keep shootin' off that mouth,
[13:55] Agnos
    so you must be prepared for the
    consequences, right? Huh, huh, huh?!
[13:58] Theobald
    S-Space!
[13:59] Brud
    Stop it, Agnos!
[14:01] Agnos
    How do you expect me to stay quiet
    when he's insulting us like this?!
[14:04] Agnos
    I'll kill you!
[14:06] Agnos
    What the hell are you doing?!
[14:07] Agnos
    Let me go, damn it!
[14:10] Theobald
    Amusing.
[14:11] Theobald
    Then let me show you the difference
    between Class S and you dropouts.
[14:17] Saria
    Class S?
[14:18] Helen
    Yes. The top class in this academy.
[14:22] Theobald
    Any who defy me, Theobald Tera Kaiser,
    the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire,
[14:27] Theobald
    will be crushed.
[14:33] Theobald
    Oh? You had such a beauty with you?
[14:37] Saria
    Huh?
[14:39] Theobald
    What is your name?
[14:41] Saria
    Me? I'm Saria!
[14:42] Theobald
    Rejoice, Saria.
[14:44] Theobald
    I hereby make you my woman.
[14:48] Saria
    Oh?
[14:49] Saria
    I'm sorry! I'm already in love with Seiichi!
[14:57] Theobald
    Did I mishear?
    Are you rejecting my invitation?
[15:01] Saria
    Yeah, can't do it!
[15:02] Saria
    I love Seiichi!
[15:08] Theobald
    I-Impossible!
[15:09] Theobald
    There's no man better than me...
[15:12] Saria
    Seiichi is way cooler than you!
[15:16] Saria
    He's also very strong!
[15:18] Theobald
    How dare you?!
[15:26] Theobald
    Why are you laughing?!
[15:28] Theobald
    You dare mock the next
    Emperor of the Kaiser Empire,
[15:31] Theobald
    and you think you can get away with it?!
[15:36] Theobald
    Saria, I shall grant you one
    more chance. Become my—
[15:40] Saira
    Can't!
[15:55] Theobald
    I'll let you off...
[15:56] Theobald
    for today.
[15:58] Agnos
    You running away?!
[16:01] Theobald
    Don't push your luck.
[16:03] Theobald
    I've just decided to bury you all
    in the upcoming class competition.
[16:07] Agnos
    Class competition?!
[16:09] Theobald
    Do look forward to it.
[16:12] Brud
    Brother...
[16:15] Agnos
    How long are you gonna keep holding me?!
[16:17] Agnos
    Let me down already!
[16:22] Saria
    Seiichi!
[16:26] Seiichi
    Oh, there you are.
[16:27] Seiichi
    Sorry I'm late!
[16:29] Theobald
    Seiichi?! So he's...
[16:33] Agnos
    Hey! You're late!
[16:35] Seiichi
    Well, Barna-san's...
[16:36] Seiichi
    Er, the headmaster just
    kept ad-libbing on and on.
[16:41] Seiichi
    I wound up really late.
[16:45] Seiichi
    Huh?
[16:46] Beatrice
    Did something happen?
[16:48] Agnos
    Nothing in particular.
[16:51] Helen
    Would you start our special lesson already?
[16:53] Seiichi
    R-Right.
[17:00] Seiichi
    All right, then, could you
    all show me your skills?
[17:05] Beatrice
    I'll leave the rest to you, Sensei.
[17:07] Seiichi
    Understood.
[17:10] Seiichi
    Oh, I won't use magic, so don't worry.
[17:15] Agnos
    Then your first opponent will be—
[17:18] Helen
    Me.
[17:19] Agnos
    Hey, Helen!
[17:21] Agnos
    You back... off... and...
[17:24] Agnos
    And go on ahead.
    I'm so cool, letting you go first!
[17:35] Seiichi
    S-Sounds good.
[17:36] Helen
    You won't use magic?
    Are you underestimating us?
[17:40] Seiichi
    Huh? No, it's not like that.
[17:44] Helen
    We're the ones assessing your abilities.
[17:52] Seiichi
    In that case...
[17:57] Helen
    Let's find out...
[17:59] Helen
    if your strength is the real deal!
[18:16] Seiichi
    Th-That's incredible intensity.
[18:18] Seiichi
    But why is she so mad at me?!
[18:20] Seiichi
    What did I do?!
[18:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    Helen attacks Seiichi with incredible hatred.
[18:29] Saria (Gorilla)
    What is going to happen to Seiichi?
[18:33] Saria (Gorilla)
    And what is this major problem
    the students of Class F have?!
[18:47] Angrea
    Say, care for a match?
[18:49] Angrea
    Shall we see who can kill more
    students of Barbador Magic Academy?
[18:53] Demioros
    Sounds great.
[18:55] Demioros
    It's been a while, too,
[18:57] Demioros
    since I last saw your strength
    as the "Murder Princess."
[19:00] Angrea
    I, too, look forward to enjoying
[19:03] Angrea
    your power of "Deliverance."
[19:06] Angrea
    But what a shame.
[19:08] Angrea
    I doubt you'll have a chance to do anything.
[19:11] Angrea
    I'll take care of all the brats at
    Barbador Magic Academy with my magic.
[19:16] Demioros
    Hey, now, it won't go that easily.
[19:20] Demioros
    They have lots of mages in there.
[19:23] Demioros
    That old man known as
    the Holy Mage, Barnabus...
[19:27] Demioros
    You shouldn't take him lightly.
[19:29] Angrea
    Oh, my! There's an old man like that there?
[19:33] Angrea
    Now my heart is racing with excitement.
[19:35] Angrea
    I wonder what kind of terror
    and despair he'll show me.
[19:39] Demioros
    It's thrilling, isn't it?
[19:41] Angrea
    I'm sure the Great Devil will be delighted.
[21:25] Eris
    Greetings, everyone.
[21:26] Guscle
    Now, time for the main story to begin!
[21:29] Guscle
    In this segment, I, Guscle,
    the Master of the Adventurer's Guild...
[21:32] Eris
    And I, Eris, will provide you with even
    more information to enjoy the story.
[21:37] Guscle
    We call it...
[21:38] Guscle
    "A Lecture on International Relations
    That Even a Meathead Can Understand!"
[21:42] Guscle
    Muscle!
[21:48] Eris
    First up is Barbador.
SIGN    Barbador Magic Academy
[21:50] Guscle
    Bam!
[21:52] Eris
    As the name suggests, this is where
    Barbador Magic Academy is located.
[21:55] Guscle
    Barbador!
[21:56] Eris
    This a neutral region that armed
    forces aren't allowed to enter.
[21:59] Guscle
    Barbador!
[22:01] Guscle
    Peace!
SIGN    Wimberg Kingdom
[22:05] Eris
    Next is the Wimberg Kingdom.
[22:08] Eris
    As you know, this is the land Seiichi-san
    resided in during the last season,
[22:11] Eris
    and it's the nation with
    our Adventurer's Guild.
[22:14] Guscle
    That takes me back, Seiichi!
[22:16] Guscle
    Saria! Let's arm wrestle again!
[22:18] Guscle
    Armuscle!
SIGN    Demon Kingdom
[22:20] Eris
    Next is the Demon Kingdom.
[22:22] Eris
    This is the nation governed by
    the Demon Lord's daughter, Lutia...
[22:25] Guscle
    Oh, Lutia!
[22:26] Eris
    And while it seems to want an
    alliance with the Wimberg Kingdom,
[22:27] Guscle
    Lutia!
[22:29] Eris
    it's worth being cautious of
    how they'll act in the future.
[22:30] Guscle
    Lutia!
[22:32] Guscle
    Be cautious!
SIGN    Kaiser Empire
[22:38] Eris
    Next is the Kaiser Empire.
[22:40] Guscle
    Kaiser!
[22:41] Eris
    This is an aggressive nation
    plotting world domination.
[22:42] Guscle
    Kaiser!
[22:44] Eris
    The hero candidates they summoned
    were sent to Barbador Magic Academy
[22:45] Guscle
    Kaiser!
[22:47] Eris
    as part of a plot by its advisor, Helio.
[22:49] Guscle
    Dangerous!
SIGN    Valsha Empire
[22:53] Eris
    And next is the Valsha Empire.
[22:56] Guscle
    Valsha, Valsha...
[22:57] Eris
    It's a nation ruled by an empress.
[22:59] Guscle
    Valsha, Valsha, Valsha!
[23:00] Eris
    They're currently fending off an
    invasion from the Kaiser Empire.
[23:03] Guscle
    Valsha...
[23:04] Eris
    It's all right, Guscle.
[23:06] Guscle
    Muscle!
[23:08] Eris
    Finally, we have the Great Devil Order.
[23:10] Guscle
    They're a secret cult acting in the
    shadows to resurrect the Great Devil.
[23:13] Guscle
    One of their leaders, Kreis,
    works in the Demon Kingdom.
[23:16] Guscle
    They're a bunch of villains trying
    to plunge the world into chaos!
[23:19] Eris
    That was my line!
[23:21] Guscle
    Ouch!
SIGN    Valsha Empire
SIGN    Wimberg Kingdom
SIGN    Invading
SIGN    Kaiser Empire
SIGN    Demon Kingdom
SIGN    Barbador Magic Academy
SIGN    Neutral
SIGN    Alliance
[23:25] Eris
    Keep an eye on how these nations
    react to one another in the future.
[23:29] Guscle
    Three! Two! One!
[23:31] Guscle
    Muscle, muscle!
SIGN    To be continued
[23:36] Seiichi
    Hey! What is with this
    young delinquent blonde girl?!
[23:39] Seiichi
    She suddenly tried to slice into her teacher!
[23:41] Seiichi
    Calm down, you fool!
SIGN    Next Time
    Seiichi vs. Class F
[23:43] Seiichi
    Next time, "Seiichi vs. Class F."
[23:45] Seiichi
    None of you are rotten oranges!