E2 - Final Evolution! Naked Beauty

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
[00:02] Seiichi
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    One day, I was sent to another
    world that isn't Earth.
[00:08] Seiichi
    There, I ate some Fruit of Evolution,
[00:11] Seiichi
    and gained an OP physique
    while still Level 1!
[00:15] (Flashback) Saria
    I love you!
[00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What?
[00:17] (Flashback) Saria
    Marry me right now!
[00:18] Seiichi
    And for some reason, a gorilla proposed to me!
[00:21] Seiichi
    What's gonna happen to my
    life in another world?!
[00:35] Saria
    Eat up.
[00:36] Seiichi
    Would you just release me instead?
[00:39] Saria
    No. You're my husband, Seiichi.
[00:42] Seiichi
    I'm a human.
[00:43] Seiichi
    You're a damn gorilla!
[00:45] Seiichi
    We're completely different species!
[00:48] Saria
    I'm not "a damn gorilla." I'm Saria.
[00:51] Seiichi
    Don't add bubble effects! Damn it!
[00:55] Saria
    Seiichi, you're hungry.
[00:56] Saria
    Eat.
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[01:00] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[01:05] Seiichi
    This is good!
[01:08] Seiichi
    Damn! Why is this so good?
    A gorilla made it!
[01:11] Saria
    By the way, your clothes were torn up...
[01:15] Saria
    so I made you new ones.
[01:17] Seiichi
    You made them?!
[01:19] Seiichi
    Why does a gorilla have such
    super-high femininity?!
[01:22] Saria
    Would I make a good bride?
[01:25] Seiichi
    I'm pretty sure you would!
[01:26] Seiichi
    If you married a gorilla!
[01:28] Saria
    If that's how you feel,
    then let's get married now!
[01:32] Seiichi
    I said, "If you married a gorilla!"
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Final Evolution! Naked Beauty
[03:18] Seiichi
    Damn it, I have to do something
    to escape from this hell.
[03:23] Seiichi
    But where can I...
[03:25] Seiichi
    Right, there was that dark blot on the map.
[03:28] Seiichi
    If the Clever Monkeys don't know what's
    there, then she shouldn't, either.
[03:35] Seiichi
    That should lead me out of the forest.
[03:38] Saria
    What are you thinking about?
[03:40] Saria
    Were you thinking of me, perhaps?
[03:43] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[03:44] Seiichi
    Also, I should've asked sooner,
    but how are you able to talk?!
[03:47] Saria
    That's because of the books
    I found in a cave nearby.
[03:52] Seiichi
    Cave?
[03:53] Saria
    I read these and learned to speak.
[03:57] Seiichi
    Daily Life Magic?
[04:01] Seiichi
    Wow... Spells for lighting small fires,
[04:04] Seiichi
    filling a cup with water,
[04:06] Seiichi
    drying laundry and such...
[04:08] Seiichi
    These are all convenient.
[04:10] Seiichi
    What's this "Wash" spell?
[04:13] Saria
    It removes dirt, grime, and dust
    from your body, leaving you clean.
[04:17] Seiichi
    What?!
[04:18] Seiichi
    You mean...
[04:20] Seiichi
    There won't be any bathing scenes for me?!
[04:23] Saria
    What are you thinking about?
[04:26] Seiichi
    Stop that!
[04:27] Voice
    Daily Life Magic acquired.
[04:30] Seiichi
    I learned it instantly again...
[04:32] Saria
    Seiichi, the food's getting cold.
[04:34] Saria
    Hurry up and eat.
[04:36] Seiichi
    Shut up! Buzz off, you dumb bastard!
[04:38] Saria
    I'm female, so I'm not a bastard.
[04:42] Seiichi
    Any damn gorilla can be a bastard!
[04:47] Saria
    I'm not a damn gorilla. I'm Saria.
[04:50] Seiichi
    Like I care! Idiot! Idiot!
[04:52] Saria
    Oh, I get it.
[04:54] Saria
    You really want to call me "Honey"
    instead of "Saria," don't you?
[04:58] Saria
    Oh, you're so bashful, Darling.
[05:02] Seiichi
    Just you wait!
[05:04] Seiichi
    I'll find a way to escape for sure!
[05:18] Seiichi
    I could escape now, couldn't I?
[05:30] Saria
    Seiichi!
[05:34] Saria
    A-Are you okay?
[05:35] Seiichi
    Huh? Y-Yeah.
[05:37] Saria
    Oh, thank goodness!
[05:41] Seiichi
    Sh-She's...
[05:44] Saria
    Are you sure you're not hurt?
[05:46] Seiichi
    I-I'm fine.
[05:48] Seiichi
    She's so genuinely worried about me...
[05:51] Seiichi
    Yet I kept rejecting her,
[05:53] Seiichi
    just because we're different species...
[06:03] Xeanos
    I still can't forget
[06:05] Xeanos
    losing faith in humanity and
    cursing this entire world.
[06:10] Xeanos
    Someone please save me
[06:13] Xeanos
    from this darkness.
[06:17] Saria
    We're like newlyweds!
[06:19] Seiichi
    Quiet!
[06:21] Saria
    Oh, speaking of which,
    today is exploration day.
[06:24] Seiichi
    Exploration day?
[06:25] Saria
    Yes.
[06:26] Saria
    I go out with the Clever Monkeys
    to search for Fruits of Evolution.
[06:37] Saria
    Seiichi, do you know about
    the Fruit of Evolution?
[06:41] Saria
    The Fruit of Evolution is incredible.
[06:43] Saria
    It lets you can ascend
    to the peak of your race.
[06:45] Seiichi
    The peak?
[06:46] Seiichi
    Then I could become the
    strongest human out there?
[06:51] Saria
    By the way, if you eat
    eleven Fruits of Evolution,
[06:54] Saria
    you die.
[06:55] Seiichi
    I've already eaten ten!
[06:58] Saria
    I ate ten myself.
[07:00] Saria
    So I've been gathering them to feed
    to whoever might become my husband.
[07:04] Saria
    But someone stole them from me!
[07:06] Seiichi
    Huh? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
[07:10] Saria
    I'll kill whoever stole them!
[07:14] Seiichi
    I'm so sorry!
[07:15] Seiichi
    I'm the one who stole them!
[07:17] Seiichi
    I was so hungry, I ate them!
[07:19] Saria
    Oh, it was just you?
[07:22] Saria
    I'll forgive you, then.
[07:23] Seiichi
    R-Really?
[07:25] Saria
    But this means we're
    definitely getting married!
[07:28] Seiichi
    No!
[07:31] Saria
    Seiichi, do you hate me?
[07:36] Seiichi
    I-I don't hate you, but...
[07:42] Saria
    Then let's get married right now!
[07:44] Seiichi
    Where did you get that dress?!
[07:47] Saria
    Okay, I'm stepping out to go hunting.
[07:52] Seiichi
    Take care!
[07:54] Saria
    Y-Yeah.
[07:57] Seiichi
    I have no idea why she'd
    blush over that exchange...
[08:01] Seiichi
    Anyway, my escape!
[08:05] Seiichi
    I need to get out of this forest right now!
[08:12] Aoyama
    Zakia-san!
[08:13] Aoyama
    When are you finally going
    to let us fight real battles?!
[08:17] Daiki
    We'll never grow as Heroes if we're
    just swinging wooden swords around!
[08:21] Zakia
    Right now, it's important that you get
    accustomed to wielding weapons.
[08:25] Shouta
    We were all so confident
    when we first arrived here.
[08:29] (Flashback) King Kaiser
    I hereby order you Heroes: go defeat
    the Demon Lord threatening our world.
[08:37] (Flashback) Helio
    Your physical abilities are
    unprecedented in our world.
[08:41] (Flashback) Helio
    If you train yourselves,
    you'll gain great power.
[08:44] (Flashback) Helio
    When you think of it that way,
    there's nothing to fear, right?
[08:47] (Flashback) Aoyama
    Huh? We're strong?
[08:49] (Flashback) Daiki
    It'll be a piece of cake, then!
[08:52] Shouta
    But now...
[08:54] Daiki
    Let us fight some monsters already!
[08:56] Zakia
    I'm not changing course.
[08:58] Zakia
    After your practice swings tomorrow,
    you'll have some basic combat training.
[09:02] Zakia
    That's all.
[09:03] Aoyama
    What's his problem?!
[09:05] Daiki
    I seriously don't get it!
[09:08] Kannazuki
    Shall we do some training
    of our own together?
[09:10] Miu
    Kannazuki-senpai.
[09:12] Kenji
    When things are like this?
[09:13] Kannazuki
    Everyone is upset about that.
[09:13] Others
    Well, one could argue we're still improving.
[09:16] Kannazuki
    Let's focus on what we can do for now.
[09:16] ---
    Yeah.
[09:19] Shouta
    Right.
[09:23] Seiichi
    Wonderful!
[09:24] Seiichi
    Freedom is so wonderful!
[09:28] Saria
    Seiichi!
[09:28] Seiichi
    Gulp!
[09:31] Saria
    Wait! Seiichi!
[09:35] Seiichi
    She came after me?!
[09:36] Seiichi
    A gorilla's running like an athlete!
[09:38] Saria
    No! Don't go that way!
[09:41] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[09:42] ---
    Skill: Instant Movement!
[09:44] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:45] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:47] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:48] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:49] Saria
    Seiichi!
[09:58] Seiichi
    This should be far enough.
[10:04] Seiichi
    There's an odd, intimidating air here...
[10:07] Saria
    Seiichi!
[10:15] Seiichi
    What is this?
[10:19] Seiichi
    Excuse me.
[10:24] Xeanos
    Well, this is a first.
[10:26] Xeanos
    To think a Human would visit my room.
[10:31] Xeanos
    If you've managed to reach my room,
[10:36] Xeanos
    you must be rather strong, then?
[10:39] Seiichi
    Who is this guy?
[10:40] Seiichi
    He's obviously bad news!
[10:43] Seiichi
    "Dark Lord... Xeanos"?
[10:47] Seiichi
    But he's Level 1?
[10:48] Seiichi
    So he's nothing to worry about at all.
[10:51] Xeanos
    Look once again.
[10:53] Xeanos
    I deceived you.
[10:55] Seiichi
    Huh?
[10:56] Seiichi
    L-Level 1,500?!
[10:59] Xeanos
    I was curious how strong the first
    Human to visit my room would be...
[11:07] Xeanos
    But it seems you're quite the weakling.
[11:17] Seiichi
    Y-You...
[11:26] Seiichi
    Why?
[11:27] Seiichi
    Why? Why?
[11:28] Saria
    I'm glad I made it in time.
[11:34] Seiichi
    Saria!
[11:40] Seiichi
    Why?
[11:41] Seiichi
    Why would you save me?!
[11:43] Seiichi
    Saria...
[11:44] Seiichi
    Saria!
[11:48] Saria
    You finally... called me by my name.
[11:53] Seiichi
    I-I'll get you a recovery potion!
[11:56] Saria
    After that attack... I'm already dead.
[12:01] Saria
    The Kaiser Kong Skill,
[12:04] Saria
    Kaiser's Majesty, allows me to keep
    going for a time even after death.
[12:09] Saria
    But it won't last long.
[12:12] Seiichi
    Then why did you save someone like me?!
[12:17] Seiichi
    I couldn't see you as the same species,
[12:19] Seiichi
    let alone as someone to love,
    and I said such awful things to you!
[12:23] Seiichi
    So why?
[12:26] Saria
    Seiichi, you're actually kind.
[12:31] Saria
    You never feared me.
[12:33] Saria
    You interacted with me normally.
[12:35] Saria
    So it was fun to be with you.
[12:39] Seiichi
    Saria...
[12:40] Saria
    This is my last request.
[12:43] Saria
    Seiichi... Smile.
[12:47] Seiichi
    S-Sure.
[12:52] Xeanos
    Love between a Human and a Kaiser Kong, huh?
[12:56] Xeanos
    Truly ridiculous.
[13:02] Seiichi
    What would you know about it?!
[13:08] Seiichi
    Saria...
[13:13] Seiichi
    Saria was...
[13:22] Seiichi
    an incredibly kind girl!
[13:30] Xeanos
    Oh?
[13:31] Xeanos
    Did you and that gorilla actually...
[13:34] Seiichi
    That's right!
[13:35] Seiichi
    I...
[13:37] Seiichi
    I...
[13:39] (Flashback) flashback
    Say "ah"!
[13:44] Seiichi
    That's right! I love Saria!
[13:47] Seiichi
    I love her!
[13:48] Saria
    Seiichi...
[13:52] Seiichi
    Saria!
[13:54] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[13:55] Seiichi
    Ocean Impact!
[14:03] Xeanos
    Magic Hole!
[14:07] Seiichi
    What?!
[14:08] Xeanos
    It's futile.
[14:09] Xeanos
    You cannot defeat me.
[14:11] Xeanos
    Surrender and accept your death.
[14:14] Seiichi
    No.
[14:15] Seiichi
    I still haven't responded
    to Saria's feelings!
[14:18] Seiichi
    And we haven't gone through our
    final Evolution yet, either!
[14:21] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[14:23] Xeanos
    What?!
[14:24] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[14:26] Voice
    Ultimate Skill: Gale acquired.
[14:30] Saria
    Seiichi...
[14:47] Xeanos
    I've been defeated?
[14:53] Xeanos
    You have my gratitude.
[14:55] Xeanos
    Thank you... for showing me true love.
[15:08] Seiichi
    This is...
[15:11] Xeanos
    Marie...
[15:12] Xeanos
    I'm coming to you now.
[15:14] Xeanos
    This time...
[15:16] Xeanos
    I'll protect you...
[15:20] Xeanos
    with the power of love...
[15:26] Seiichi
    Saria!
[15:29] Seiichi
    Saria!
[15:31] Saria
    Listen, Seiichi...
[15:34] Seiichi
    S-Saria!
[15:38] Saria
    I wanted to be your wife.
[15:52] Saria
    Thank you.
[15:59] Seiichi
    Saria!
[16:00] Seiichi
    Don't!
[16:01] Seiichi
    Don't go!
[16:07] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[16:09] Saria
    Seiichi!
[16:15] Saria
    Seiichi, don't you recognize me?
[16:18] Seiichi
    Are you telling me... you're Saria?
[16:22] Saria
    Yes!
[16:23] Seiichi
    H-Huh?!
[16:27] Narrator
    The Dark Lord Xeanos was be a
    leading noble roughly 1,500 years ago.
[16:33] Narrator
    That was the form he took after Marquis
    Xeanos Zeford became a monster.
[16:38] Narrator
    He was once a good lord, loved by his people,
[16:41] Narrator
    and he was also a sword
    instructor to many heroes.
[16:45] Narrator
    However, the emperor's schemes
[16:49] Narrator
    led both his beloved wife
    and his country to betray him.
[16:53] Narrator
    The one who supported Xeanos
    after that was his maid, Marie.
[16:57] Narrator
    Her devoted love eased Xeanos's heart.
[17:02] Narrator
    But the emperor's evil
    influence crept upon them.
[17:07] Narrator
    Marie gave her life to protect Xeanos.
[17:12] Narrator
    However, after losing all hope,
[17:15] Narrator
    Xeanos became a monster,
[17:17] Narrator
    and he quietly spent his
    days with her corpse
[17:19] Narrator
    in the remote land of the
    Forest of Endless Tragic Love.
[17:26] Seiichi
    The world is a cruel place.
[17:28] Saria
    That's so sad, Seiichi!
[17:31] Seiichi
    We were only able to send
    Xeanos to join his Marie,
[17:35] Seiichi
    but that was probably for the best.
[17:37] Saria
    Yeah.
[17:38] Seiichi
    Well, let's pull ourselves together.
[17:44] Seiichi
    Let's see...
[17:45] Seiichi
    Oh, this is good.
[17:47] Seiichi
    Saria, wear this.
[17:50] Seiichi
    What else?
[17:52] Seiichi
    Oh, this is...
[17:54] Seiichi
    Hey, Saria...
[18:03] Seiichi
    Huh?
[18:04] Voice
    Skills: Disguise, Assimilate,
    and Clairvoyance acquired.
[18:07] Voice
    You are now able to utilize dark magic.
[18:09] Voice
    Zeford School of Protective
    Swordsmanship: Founder acquired.
[18:12] Voice
    Ultimate Skill: Flash and
    Ultimate Skill: Haze acquired.
[18:15] Saria
    Hey, what was that?
[18:17] Seiichi
    A present from Heaven.
[18:19] Saria
    Wow, incredible!
[18:21] Saria
    Seiichi, you're still growing
    even stronger and cooler!
[18:24] Seiichi
    Huh? Cooler?
[18:25] Voice
    Confirmed acquisition of a great
    deal of experience points.
[18:28] Voice
    Now commencing final Evolution.
[18:38] Saria
    Seiichi! Don't die!
[18:48] Seiichi
    So this is my final evolution?
[18:52] Seiichi
    Hm? What is it?
[18:54] Saria
    N-Nothing. You really did become cooler!
[18:58] Seiichi
    Y-You think so?
[19:00] Seiichi
    Anyway, Saria, what now?
[19:03] Saria
    That's enough.
[19:05] Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:06] Seiichi
    I'm planning to leave this forest.
[19:09] Saria
    Huh?
[19:10] Seiichi
    So, um...
[19:13] Saria
    I'll follow you wherever you go.
[19:16] Saria
    Wherever you are is where I belong.
[19:19] Seiichi
    I see. Thanks.
[19:22] Seiichi
    Wh-What's that?
[19:28] Sheep
    I'm the dungeon administrator,
[19:31] Sheep
    Edward Riusentstein Balhead Heibatos.
[19:34] Sheep
    That's long, though, so please
    call me Mister Sheep.
[19:38] Seiichi
    Mister...
[19:39] Saria
    ...Sheep?
[19:40] Sheep
    I've come before you today because you
    were the first to clear this dungeon.
[19:45] Seiichi
    You're so tiny!
[19:46] Seiichi
    Also, aren't you showing up a bit late?
[19:48] Sheep
    That's because I was rolling with
    laughter after seeing your evolution.
[19:55] Seiichi
    You little...
[19:56] Saria
    Seiichi!
[19:58] Sheep
    Now, now...
[19:59] Sheep
    I've appeared before you two to grant
    you the reward for clearing it.
[20:04] Saria
    Reward?
[20:05] Sheep
    Yes.
[20:06] Sheep
    A Fruit of Evolution cultivation set,
    and a ten-day travel set!
[20:13] Saria
    Wow!
[20:14] Seiichi
    The Fruit of Evolution can be cultivated?
[20:16] Sheep
    Also...
[20:20] Seiichi
    Why is it a full-face one?!
[20:22] Sheep
    It's not just an ordinary full-face one!
[20:24] Sheep
    It comes with a special ability, too.
[20:27] Seiichi
    Huh? What kind?
[20:29] Sheep
    When you're eating,
    the mouth segment opens up!
[20:32] Seiichi
    Lame!
[20:33] Sheep
    Okay, I've given you what I needed to,
[20:35] Sheep
    so shall I teleport you
    outside the forest now?
[20:38] Seiichi
    Huh?! What?! Already?!
[20:40] Sheep
    That panicked expression!
[20:44] Sheep
    There!
[20:45] Seiichi
    Remember this the next time we see you!
[20:50] Sheep
    The next time you see me, huh?
[20:54] Sheep
    I look forward to it, Seiichi-sama.
[21:04] Seiichi
    We're outside?
[21:07] Saria
    This is my first time outside.
[21:10] Saria
    The world outside the forest is so big!
[21:13] Seiichi
    Well, shall we get going?
[21:16] Saria
    Yeah!
[21:18] Seiichi
    My new adventure starts here.
[21:22] Seiichi
    I have no idea what awaits me, but...
[21:26] Saria
    I'm excited, Seiichi.
[21:29] Seiichi
    So long as I'm with Saria,
[21:31] Seiichi
    I'm sure I can overcome any hurdle!
[21:40] Artoria
    This is why I warned you.
[21:43] Artoria
    Don't get involved with me.
[23:19] Saria
    Hello!
[23:19] Seiichi
    Hey!
[23:20] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 1 (2)
    Mana: 116024 (11) Attack: 118075 (11)
     Defense: 113252 (11) Agility: 120252 (12)
     Magic Attack: 115563 (11) Magic Defense: 116665 (11)
     Luck: 109030 (10) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (10)
SIGN    Personal Skills:
    Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
    Skills:
     Attacks: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
    Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
    Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
    Enemy Detection. Disguise. Assimilate. Clairvoyance.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze.
     Martial Arts:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
SIGN    Equipment
     High-Quality Shirt. High-Quality Pants. High-Quality Undershirt. High-Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.
     Condition
     Evolution 10/10 (MAX)
     Titles
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Money
     1000000000 G
SIGN    We apologize for the trouble.
[23:25] Both
    Hmm?
[23:25] Seiichi
    So fast!
[23:27] Sheep
    We used all the time
    allotted to us this week,
[23:30] Sheep
    so that concludes this segment.
[23:32] Sheep
    I'm sorry.
[23:33] Seiichi
    Sorry.
[23:35] Seiichi
    After escaping the woods,
    we arrive at the capital!
[23:37] Seiichi
    What awaits us there is a terrifying monster!
[23:40] Seiichi
    Or not?!
[23:41] Seiichi
    Then a beautiful warrior with her
    own issues appears before us!
[23:44] Seiichi
    Next time: "Artoria, The Calamity."
SIGN    Next Time
    Artoria, The Calamity
[23:47] Seiichi
    I'm not against tsundere ladies!