E5 - The Calamity Bride

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world,
[00:06] Seiichi
    and my body transformed into an OP physique!
[00:08] Seiichi
    Our test proctor, Artoria-san,
    is predisposed to attracting calamities,
[00:12] Seiichi
    but she's a very kind person.
[00:14] Seiichi
    However, she's currently in danger!
[00:20] Artoria
    I got you both caught up in my misfortune.
[00:25] Artoria
    I'm sorry.
[00:28] Saria
    Artoria-san!
[00:29] Seiichi
    Artoria-san.
[00:32] Artoria
    You two?
[00:34] Seiichi
    We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
[00:44] Artoria
    Seiichi, Saria...
[00:47] Saria
    Artoria-san, are you okay?!
[00:49] Artoria
    How did you two get in here?
[00:52] Saria
    Well, you see...
[00:57] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Artoria-san's in danger.
[00:59] (Flashback) Saria
    Wh-What do we do?
[01:04] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Damn it!
[01:06] (Flashback) Seiichi
    This wall!
[01:13] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?!
[01:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I hit it like I meant it, and it broke?!
[01:18] (Flashback) Saria
    But now we can get to Artoria-san!
[01:23] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Hold on tight, Saria!
[01:25] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[01:28] Saria
    And that's how we got here!
[01:30] Artoria
    S-Seriously?
[01:33] Artoria
    And the Black Dragon God?
[01:34] Seiichi
    Oh, that's probably him over there.
[01:38] Saria
    We ran into him when we came in.
[01:41] Artoria
    Huh?!
[01:43] Saria
    Are you okay?
[01:44] Saria
    Seiichi, heal Artoria-san's wounds!
[01:47] Seiichi
    Right. Use this, Artoria-san.
[01:50] Artoria
    Seiichi...
[01:55] Seiichi
    Saria, watch Artoria-san for me.
[01:57] Saria
    Sure! Good luck out there, Seiichi!
[02:08] Seiichi
    So you're the one who hurt Artoria-san?
[02:12] BDG
    Damned human!
[02:14] BDG
    Don't think you'll leave here alive!
[02:21] Seiichi
    No, I'm going to defeat you,
[02:23] Seiichi
    and we'll all go home together!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    The Calamity Bride
[03:59] Saria
    Seiichi!
[04:03] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[04:07] BDG
    Damned human!
[04:09] BDG
    Your species is insufferably annoying!
[04:11] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[04:13] BDG
    Conquering Claws!
[04:21] Seiichi
    H-He's strong!
[04:22] Seiichi
    Skill: Advanced Appraisal!
[04:26] Seiichi
    Black Dragon God, Level 5,000?!
[04:28] Seiichi
    That's over twice Xeanos's level!
[04:30] BDG
    Die!
[04:32] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[04:36] Seiichi
    That was close!
[04:38] BDG
    Then how about this?
[04:42] Seiichi
    Wha... M-My body is...
[04:48] Saria
    Seiichi!
[05:06] Seiichi
    Why didn't my Bind Resistance
    and Absorb skills have any effect?
[05:11] BDG
    I'll eliminate you along with that arrogance!
[05:17] BDG
    This is my most powerful spell, Hell Inferno!
[05:21] BDG
    The flames of hell will burn you to ash!
[05:24] Seiichi
    That's huge!
[05:25] Seiichi
    What do I about that?!
[05:27] Saria
    Seiichi!
[05:29] Saria
    Use the spell from when you fought me!
[05:34] Seiichi
    Oh, right!
[05:37] Seiichi
    I'm not going to lose!
[05:40] Seiichi
    Fall Disaster!
[06:00] BDG
    Wh-Why, you!
[06:06] BDG
    I vowed that I would never lose
[06:09] BDG
    to another human!
[06:13] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[06:17] Seiichi
    Ultimate skill: Gale!
[06:19] BDG
    I won't let you!
[06:23] Seiichi
    I'm not done yet!
[06:26] BDG
    You're finished.
[06:29] Seiichi
    Move, move, move!
[06:34] Voice
    Intimidation Resistance acquired.
[06:39] BDG
    What?!
[06:42] Voice
    Abundant Blossoming of Swords acquired.
[06:45] ---
    Ultimate skill: One With the Sword acquired.
[07:03] BDG
    I-I'm going to lose again?
[07:06] BDG
    I just wanted to live happily... alongside him...
[07:28] Seiichi
    Why did the Black Dragon
    God hate humans so much?
[07:33] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:34] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:36] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:37] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:39] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:40] Seiichi
    Yeah, yeah.
[07:40] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:42] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:42] Saria
    Seiichi!
[07:43] Vocie
    You have leveled up.
[07:45] Seiichi
    Ow!
[07:47] Seiichi
    I-I'm fine!
[07:49] Saria
    But you seemed kind of sad.
[07:52] Seiichi
    Forget about me. How's Artoria-san?
[07:56] Saria
    The recovery herbs have her asleep
    right now, but she should wake up soon.
[08:01] Seiichi
    That's good. Now we can all go home.
[08:04] Saria
    Yeah! But how do we get home?
[08:06] Seiichi
    Huh?
[08:08] Seiichi
    I don't know how to get home!
[08:12] Saria
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
[08:14] Saria
    What do we do?!
[08:16] Seiichi
    Calm down!
[08:17] Seiichi
    There might be something in here
    that'll let us escape this dungeon.
[08:22] Voice
    You acquired Black Dragon God's
    Scale, Fang, Claw, and Bone.
[08:27] Seiichi
    This is going to make me OP again, isn't it?
[08:32] Seiichi
    If I eat the Black Dragon God's Gem,
[08:34] Seiichi
    it'll improve my physical stats
    and the potency of all magic?
[08:42] Seiichi
    Wow, tastes like soda.
[08:45] Voice
    Skill: Spatial Magic acquired.
[08:49] Seiichi
    Spatial Magic?
[08:51] Seiichi
    Did I get this magic from
    that treasure chest?
[08:54] Seiichi
    Saria, we can get home!
[08:56] Saria
    Really?! Yay!
[09:05] Seiichi
    Black Conqueror's Long Coat.
[09:06] Seiichi
    It has great impact and blade resistance,
[09:09] Seiichi
    so most common weapons will
    be unable to even scratch it.
[09:13] Saria
    Wow! You look great in that, Seiichi!
[09:16] Seiichi
    R-Really?
[09:18] Seiichi
    So this is the last item...
[09:21] Seiichi
    Black Dragon God's Biography.
[09:27] Narrator
    Long, long ago,
[09:30] Narrator
    the Black Dragon God was the
    guardian deity of a human land.
[09:36] Narrator
    However, the humans
[09:37] Narrator
    longed to create weapons from the
    Black Dragon God's powerful materials,
[09:42] Narrator
    so one day they began
    to plot his subjugation.
[09:46] Narrator
    The one who saved him from
    that fate was the Demon Lord!
[09:51] Narrator
    However, the humans conducted
    their Hero Summoning,
[09:54] Narrator
    and the Demon Lord was slain.
[10:00] Narrator
    The Black Dragon God was
    sealed in his dungeon,
[10:02] Narrator
    and he vowed to exact vengeance on mankind...
[10:05] Narrator
    all to ensure he would never lose
    anything precious to him again.
[10:11] Narrator
    The end.
[10:17] Seiichi
    I'm so sorry!
[10:20] Saria
    Seiichi, are you okay?
[10:22] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah.
[10:24] Saria
    Mr. Sheep didn't show up this time, huh?
[10:26] Seiichi
    Huh? Now that you mention it, yeah...
[10:31] Seiichi
    A Showa-era gag?
[10:37] Sheep
    Hello, Mister Sheep here.
[10:39] Seiichi
    I figured.
[10:40] Saria
    It's from Mr. Sheep?! Read it, read it!
[10:43] Seiichi
    Let's see...
[10:44] Sheep
    Congratulations on clearing the dungeon.
[10:47] Sheep
    I'm glad to see you're steadily
    leaving your humanity behind!
[10:50] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[10:52] Sheep
    This time, you failed to meet the condition
    of having the Black Dragon God live
[10:56] Sheep
    peacefully alongside the Demon Lord.
[10:59] Seiichi
    That's too difficult a challenge.
[11:01] Sheep
    Oh, don't look so sad just because
    you didn't see me for a while.
[11:05] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[11:07] Sheep
    Now, please continue working
    hard on clearing dungeons.
[11:11] Saria
    Mister Sheep sounds like he's doing well.
[11:13] Seiichi
    There's something else written here.
[11:15] Sheep
    P.S. I'll be going on vacation for a while,
[11:19] Sheep
    so please refrain from
    actually clearing dungeons!
[11:22] Sheep
    Baa!
[11:22] Seiichi
    Do your job!
[11:25] Saria
    I hope he enjoys his vacation.
[11:28] Seiichi
    Anyway, we can finally go home.
[11:37] Saria
    Yay, we're here!
[11:40] Seiichi
    It feels like it's been forever.
[11:44] Saria
    Looks like Artoria-san's doing okay, too!
[11:47] Seiichi
    Then let's get back to our guild.
[11:50] Saria
    Yeah!
[11:57] Artoria
    Put me down!
[11:58] Seiichi
    Hey, please don't struggle!
[12:00] Artoria
    Put me down!
[12:00] Saria
    We can't. Your wounds may have healed,
[12:03] Saria
    but you haven't recovered your stamina.
[12:09] Artoria
    Sorry...
[12:10] Artoria
    for getting you caught up in my misfortune.
[12:14] Seiichi
    Huh? What do you mean?
[12:16] Artoria
    Look. This is my Status.
[12:18] Seiichi
    Your Luck is...
[12:19] Seiichi
    Negative two million?!
[12:21] Artoria
    "The Bearer of Calamity"...
[12:23] Artoria
    From the moment I was born,
    I've been cursed with that title.
[12:26] Saria
    Oh, no...
[12:28] Artoria
    That's sad enough,
[12:29] Artoria
    but it brings misfortune
    to those around me as well,
[12:33] Artoria
    and that's even sadder.
[12:35] Seiichi
    Is there a way to break the curse?
[12:37] Artoria
    No.
[12:38] Artoria
    So I'll continue to bring
    misfortune to everyone around me.
[12:43] Seiichi
    I don't think you brought us misfortune!
[12:46] Saria
    I feel the same way.
[12:53] Guscle
    Oh! Artoria-kun! Seiichi-kun! Saria-kun!
[12:58] Artoria
    What's everyone doing?
[13:00] Eris
    Why, we were gathering
    all kinds of information!
[13:04] Artoria
    Wh-Why?
[13:05] Guscle
    To find our missing friends, obviously!
[13:10] Artoria
    Friends...
[13:13] Eris
    I'm truly glad, though.
[13:17] Artoria
    You guys...
[13:20] Seiichi
    Artoria-san, it looks like everyone you
    thought you brought misfortune to
[13:24] Seiichi
    is happy.
[13:28] Seiichi
    You're not some calamity.
[13:30] Seiichi
    You just attract a little bit of trouble.
[13:33] Artoria
    Seiichi...
[13:36] Seiichi
    Neither Saria nor I,
[13:38] Seiichi
    nor anyone else at the Guild,
    is worried about your predisposition.
[13:43] Seiichi
    We all love everything about Artoria Gremm!
[13:52] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[13:53] Seiichi
    Why is she running away?
[13:55] Saria
    Seiichi, chase after her!
[13:58] Seiichi
    G-Got it!
[14:06] Terry
    Bel-san, I'm celebrating my new baby.
    Give me 50K.
[14:09] Bel
    What?! That's too much!
[14:11] Bosco
    Man, those humans sure come up
    with some interesting things.
[14:17] Terry
    You know,
[14:18] Terry
    I heard this game was brought here by
    the heroes summoned from another world.
[14:21] Terry
    Another world, huh?
[14:23] Terry
    I wonder what it's like.
[14:27] Leia
    The Black Dragon God was defeated.
[14:30] Three
    Huh?
[14:31] Terry
    Th-The Black Dragon God?!
[14:33] Bel
    Impossible!
[14:34] Bel
    He was the strongest being
    in the Demon Lord's army,
[14:37] Bel
    aside from the Demon Lord himself!
[14:41] Bosco
    Who defeated him?
[14:45] Leia
    I don't know, but...
[14:47] Leia
    it's clear that someone who opposes
    us Demons has shown themselves.
[14:53] Bel
    What the heck kind of person is it?
[14:56] Seiichi
    Where did she go?
[14:57] Seiichi
    Oh, right!
[15:01] Adrianna
    My, if it isn't Seiichi-san.
[15:07] Seiichi
    Oh, Adrianna-san.
[15:09] Artoria
    What is it?
[15:11] Seiichi
    Um, I'm looking for Artoria-san.
[15:14] Seiichi
    Have you seen her?
[15:16] Adrianna
    Hmm... No, I haven't.
[15:18] Seiichi
    I see.
[15:19] Adrianna
    Hey, Seiichi-san,
[15:21] Adrianna
    do you know about
    Artoria-chan's predisposition?
[15:24] Seiichi
    Well, yes.
[15:25] Adrianna
    Then could I ask you a favor?
[15:28] Seiichi
    Huh? What is it?
[15:30] Adrianna
    Could you get closer to her,
    even if it's only a little bit?
[15:35] Seiichi
    Of course.
[15:37] Seiichi
    Artoria-san is precious to me, after all.
[15:42] Seiichi
    Well, I'll be going, then.
[15:46] Adrianna
    I'm counting on you, Prince Charming.
[15:54] Seiichi
    This is...
[16:04] Seiichi
    ...where we had our first guild test.
[16:17] Seiichi
    Artoria-san.
[16:20] Artoria
    Seiichi.
[16:22] Seiichi
    What are you doing?
[16:24] Artoria
    Hey, Seiichi... Am I...
[16:27] Artoria
    really someone who's needed by others?
[16:30] Seiichi
    You saw everyone's
    expressions earlier, right?
[16:33] Seiichi
    They all love you, Artoria-san.
[16:37] (Flashback) ---
    I'm so glad.
[16:38] Artoria
    I see.
[16:40] Artoria
    So just as I find everyone
    around me precious,
[16:44] Artoria
    they consider me precious to them, as well.
[16:50] Seiichi
    She asked me to get closer to her...
[16:53] Seiichi
    but how?
[16:57] Seiichi
    It's all right.
[16:59] Seiichi
    If you're feeling anxious, \I'll be here beside you,
[17:03] Seiichi
    for as long as it takes to reassure you.
[17:06] Seiichi
    I'll stay with you for as long it takes,
[17:09] Seiichi
    until the day you can truly
    smile from the heart.
[17:25] Saria
    I wonder if Seiichi's okay.
[17:27] Guscle
    You don't have to worry about him!
[17:29] Guscle
    My muscles tell me so!
[17:33] Eris
    Setting what this trash heap says aside...
[17:36] Guscle
    That's mean, Eris-kun!
[17:39] Eris
    Don't worry!
[17:40] Eris
    Seiichi-san's kindness is definitely
    getting through to Artoria-san.
[17:49] Saria
    Seiichi...
[17:55] Seiichi
    Wait, am I...
[17:57] Seiichi
    doing something incredibly bold here?
[17:59] Seiichi
    No, calm down.
[18:01] Seiichi
    You're doing this out of kindness
    to help ease Artoria-san's fears!
[18:05] Seiichi
    Ah, but Artoria-san has such a nice smell...
[18:10] Seiichi
    Wait, no!
[18:12] Seiichi
    What am I doing relaxing around her?!
[18:14] Artoria
    S-Seiichi...
[18:16] Seiichi
    Huh? Er, yes?
[18:17] Artoria
    U-Um... well...
[18:20] Artoria
    Uh, that was embarrassing...
[18:23] Seiichi
    It was embarrassing for me, too!
[18:25] Artoria
    B-But thank you.
[18:28] Seiichi
    It's so wrong that someone this
    kind bears a curse of misfortune!
[18:33] Seiichi
    Is there nothing I can do for her right now?
[18:39] (Flashback) Artoria
    From the moment I was born,
    I've been cursed with that title.
[18:45] Seiichi
    If only Artoria-san's Luck
    wasn't in the negatives...
[18:50] Seiichi
    If it wasn't negative?
[18:52] Seiichi
    That's it!
[18:54] Seiichi
    Artoria-san! Please hold out your hand!
[18:56] Artoria
    Huh?
[19:01] Seiichi
    It should have the opposite
    effect on Artoria-san!
[19:09] Artoria
    What's this?
[19:10] Seiichi
    The Ring of Happiness.
[19:13] Seiichi
    It's a Fantasy-grade item that will
    negate your curse and double your Luck.
[19:18] Artoria
    Negate my curse and double my Luck?
[19:22] Seiichi
    Yes!
[19:22] Seiichi
    Your Luck will go from negative two
    million to positive four million!
[19:27] Seiichi
    Which means your curse will be undone!
[19:29] Artoria
    Wha... Really?
[19:31] Seiichi
    You'll no longer be the Calamity.
[19:36] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[19:37] Seiichi
    Let's enjoy happiness worth all the
    misfortune you've faced so far!
[19:42] Seiichi
    I'll fully support you!
[19:46] Seiichi
    I'll fully... fully... fully...
[19:58] Seiichi
    Huh? Again?
[20:00] Seiichi
    What did I do wrong?
[20:05] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Let's enjoy happiness!
[20:09] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'll fully support you!
[20:13] Seiichi
    I just proposed, didn't I?!
[20:19] (Flashback) Artoria
    B-But thank you.
[20:25] Seiichi
    But if it makes Artoria-san happy, then...
[20:30] Seiichi
    I guess that's good enough for now.
[20:45] Artoria
    Why is my heart racing like this?
[20:54] Artoria
    What's wrong with me?
SIGN    Seiichi's Status for Today
[22:31] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:34] Artoria
    S-Seiichi?!
[22:36] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
    Mana: 1698300 (100 )
    Attack: 1644700 (100 ))
    Defense: 1667000 (100 )
    Agility: 1690000 (100 )
    Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
    Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
    Luck: 1610000 (100 )
    Charm: Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
SIGN    Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
     Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
     Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
     Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
SIGN    Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
     Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.
     Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.
     Unique Magic: Hellfire.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
SIGN    Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
     High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
     Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
     Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
     Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
SIGN    Titles: Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
     Peak of All. Tactless.
     King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.
     Money:
     2500304060 G
[22:53] Saria
    Wow! He's powered up again!
[22:56] Artoria
    It's an array of OP stats.
[22:59] Saria
    Now, let's see...
[23:00] Saria
    Dragon God's Claws is a skill that lets
    him unleash slashes with tremendous force.
[23:05] Saria
    They also possess the Light attribute,
    making them effective against undead monsters.
[23:09] Artoria
    That's the Black Dragon God's
    skill that caused me so much pain!
[23:13] Saria
    Then there's Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
[23:15] Artoria
    S-S-S-S-S-S-Seiichi!
[23:18] Saria
    He defeated the Black Dragon God with
    this skill while you were was passed out.
[23:23] Saria
    Isn't he awesome?
[23:24] Artoria
    H-He's not awesome...
[23:28] Saria
    Wow, you went from bright red to pale!
[23:30] Saria
    It's a one-man Kouhaku show!
[23:35] Artoria
    Something is wrong with me!
[23:37] Artoria
    Why is my heart pounding like this?!
[23:40] Artoria
    Could this feeling actually be...
SIGN    Next Time
    Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World
[23:43] Artoria
    Next time: "Crying Out Love
    in the Center of Another World."
[23:46] Artoria
    It's not how it seems, Saria!