E3 - Seiichi vs. Class F

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[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi has become the teacher in charge
    of Class F at Barbador Magic Academy.
[00:06] (Flashback) Seiichi
    It's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi.
[00:09] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm roughly the same age as all of you here,
[00:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    but I'll be teaching you everything I can.
[00:14] Saria (Gorilla)
    Awaiting him was a
    delinquent with a nail bat,
SIGN    Terrifying Pompadour of Hell
SIGN    Quiet Beast
[00:18] Saria (Gorilla)
    a macho man wearing a bear head,
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)
    a prince,
SIGN    Wise Prince
[00:24] Saria (Gorilla)
    and a blonde tsundere girl.
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
[00:27] Saria (Gorilla)
    All four were very eccentric students.
[00:32] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? There's only four?
[00:35] Saria (Gorilla)
    He decided to hold a
    mock battle right away
[00:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    to assess the abilities of his students.
[00:41] (Flashback) Seiichi
    In that case...
[00:43] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi's first opponent was Helen,
    who made her hatred for him clear.
[00:55] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate awaits Seiichi?
[01:07] Helen
    You won't use magic?
[01:09] Helen
    "Don't worry"?
[01:11] Helen
    Are you underestimating us?
[01:14] Seiichi
    No, it's not like that.
[01:18] Beatrice
    Helen-san...
[01:19] Helen
    We're the ones assessing your abilities.
[01:22] Helen
    Let's find out...
[01:25] Helen
    if your strength is the real deal!
[01:29] Seiichi
    H-Hey! You're way too mad at me!
[01:32] Saria
    Fight, Seiichi!
[01:35] Oliga
    Onii-chan, good luck!
[01:37] Agnos
    Tsk! Go ahead and embarrass yourself in
    front of your wife and little sister!
[01:41] Agnos
    You damn playboy!
[01:44] Seiichi
    Oh, well. I can't let myself get hurt.
[01:55] Seiichi
    Huh?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Seiichi vs. Class F
[03:33] Agnos
    Serves you right!
[03:35] Saria
    Seiichi?
[03:37] Oliga
    Onii-chan?
[03:40] Brud
    Impressive, Helen.
[03:42] Brud
    Your title of "Twin Crimson Blades"
    isn't just for show.
[03:45] Helen
    See? Why not use your magic already?
[03:48] Agnos
    Get him in one go, Helen!
[03:52] Helen
    This ends it!
[03:53] Helen
    Ultimate Skill:
[03:55] Helen
    Twin Fang Thrust!
SIGN    Twin Fang Thrust
SIGN    Twin Fang Thrust
[04:00] Helen
    Huh? H-Huh?!
[04:11] Helen
    What's going on?!
[04:13] Helen
    The moment I thought my attack
    landed, I was flung into the air?!
[04:17] Helen
    H-Hey, put me down already!
SIGN    For real?!
[04:22] Agnos
    He's fast.
[04:26] Helen
    What are you doing, you lecher?!
[04:32] Helen
    You pervert!
[04:39] Oliga
    Onii-chan?!
[04:40] Saria
    Seiichi!
[04:41] Seiichi
    Sniffle, sniffle...
[04:47] Agnos
    Serves you right!
[04:48] Agnos
    I'm your next opponent!
[04:51] Brud
    Wait!
[04:52] Agnos
    Huh?
[04:54] Brud
    Do you mind a three-on-one?
[04:56] Agnos
    Huh?! What the hell are you saying?!
[04:58] Seiichi
    I don't particularly mind.
[05:01] Agnos
    Hey!
[05:02] Agnos
    Quit screwing with me!
[05:04] Agnos
    I'll start by taking you out, man!
[05:06] Brud
    Could we have a moment?
[05:09] Seiichi
    Yeah, sure.
[05:13] Agnos
    I know that much!
[05:15] Brud
    Then let's go with that.
[05:18] Agnos
    Don't order me around!
[05:19] Brud
    Shut up.
[05:21] (Flashback) Beatrice
    What do you mean, "why"?!
SIGN    With spirit
[05:22] (Flashback) Agnos
    Spirit!
[05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wow, amazing.
[05:25] (Flashback) Helen
    It's nothing.
[05:26] (Flashback) Agnos
    Let's take it outside!
SIGN    I'll send you packing!!
[05:27] (Flashback) Brud
    I wouldn't mind that!
[05:29] Seiichi
    They've always been on bad terms.
    Will their teamwork be okay?
[05:34] Brud
    We're sorry for the wait.
[05:36] Agnos
    Hey! You newb teacher!
[05:38] Agnos
    Don't you go taking advantage of
    the moment to grope Helen's tits!
[05:43] Agnos
    I'll crush your head like a tomato and—
[05:45] Seiichi
    Close, close!
[05:47] Seiichi
    Too close!
[05:53] Agnos
    Here I come!
[05:59] Agnos
    Quit dartin' around!
[06:21] Brud
    Baird!
[06:23] Brud
    Agnos!
[06:30] Brud
    I got you!
[06:41] Seiichi
    Air Thrust!
[06:43] Seiichi
    Flash Fist!
[06:44] Agnos
    How?!
[06:46] Agnos
    How in the hell?!
[06:47] Agnos
    Damn it!
[07:00] Barnabus
    What's that?
[07:16] Oliga
    You did it!
[07:17] Oliga
    You won, Onii-chan!
[07:19] Saria
    Good work.
[07:22] Agnos
    Damn it!
[07:23] Agnos
    Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
[07:28] Agnos
    Are we really failures for
    not being able to use magic?!
[07:35] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun...
[07:38] Agnos
    If we had magic...
[07:40] Agnos
    If we had magic we could use,
    we wouldn't have...
[07:45] Agnos
    If we had magic...
[07:46] Agnos
    If we had magic we could use...
[07:49] Agnos
    We wouldn't get beat up...
[07:51] Agnos
    like we're all useless shit!
[07:59] Seiichi
    Skill: World Vision.
[08:07] Status
    Status error. Rejection of
    magic activation detected.
[08:15] Seiichi
    Rejection?
[08:17] Status
    Some condition is preventing
    the activation of magic.
[08:32] (Flashback) Beatrice
    The truth is...
[08:34] (Flashback) Beatrice
    They're dealing with a major problem.
[08:38] (Flashback) Beatrice
    They can't use magic.
[08:42] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[08:43] (Flashback) Beatrice
    No matter how much effort Class F has put
    into it, they've been unable to use magic.
[08:51] (Flashback) Beatrice
    Because of that, they've been ostracized
    by the other students who can.
[08:58] Seiichi
    They've lost hope in their future.
[09:04] Seiichi
    They can't use any magic here,
    in this place for learning magic.
[09:10] Seiichi
    Just how much have they
    suffered because of that?
[09:15] Seiichi
    Just how hard has that been on them?
SIGN    Smelly
SIGN    Creep
SIGN    Fatty
SIGN    Idiot
[09:21] Seiichi
    I was constantly bullied at school.
[09:24] Seiichi
    I had no place I could call my own.
[09:28] Seiichi
    But I've managed to meet all kinds
    of people here in this world,
[09:31] Seiichi
    and they've saved me.
[09:34] Seiichi
    So this time...
[09:40] Seiichi
    It's my turn to save you all!
[09:45] Agnos
    You say it like it's so easy!
[09:47] Agnos
    There's no way you can do that!
[09:56] Seiichi
    I'll prove that Beatrice-sensei's students
    are actually capable of using magic.
[10:03] Beatrice
    Seiichi-sensei...
[10:11] Seiichi
    If I can just free these students
[10:14] Seiichi
    from the chains binding them...
[10:22] Seiichi
    Free them...
[10:23] Seiichi
    Free them...
[10:25] Seiichi
    Meaning...
[10:27] Seiichi
    Liberate them...
[10:28] Seiichi
    Hmm? Liberation?
[10:31] Seiichi
    Huh? Didn't I already...
[10:38] Status
    Skill: Lin—
[10:40] Lincoln
    It's been a while!
[10:42] Seiichi
    You again?!
[10:44] Lincoln
    But first, commercials!
[10:47] Seiichi
    Those who don't understand, watch season 1!
[10:56] Seiichi
    Let's think about this in simpler terms.
[10:59] Seiichi
    I just need to make these
    kids able to use magic.
[11:13] Seiichi
    I've got it!
[11:15] Status
    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching
    Failures in Another World.
[11:21] Status
    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their
    Students, Then What Are Teachers For?
[11:28] Status
    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic
    if I Confront Them Physically!
[11:32] Status
    Or So I Thought,
[11:33] Status
    Before Some Mysterious Power Really
    Let Them Activate Magic" activated.
[11:39] Seiichi
    Huh?! Say what?!
SIGN    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching Failures in Another World.
SIGN    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching
    Failures in Another World.
SIGN    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students, Then What Are Teachers For?
[11:50] Seiichi
    Enough!
SIGN    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students,
    Then What Are Teachers For?
SIGN    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically!
SIGN    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to
    Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically!
[11:57] Seiichi
    Long! Too long!
SIGN    Or So I Thought,
SIGN    Or So I Thought, Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic"
SIGN    Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic."
[12:02] Seiichi
    Sounds like narration!
[12:04] Agnos
    Wh-What?!
[12:10] Helen
    It's hot!
[12:23] Helen
    It feels like power is
    welling up within me...
[12:26] Helen
    Could it work now?!
[12:30] Helen
    Spirits governing fire!
[12:32] Helen
    Feast upon my mana...
[12:38] Helen
    and display your power before me!
[12:49] Helen
    Fire!
[12:53] Helen
    It's...
[12:54] Helen
    I actually...
[12:55] Agnos
    Whoa! You did it, Helen!
[13:07] Brud
    I think... I can produce it, too!
SIGN    Want to do it?!
SIGN    The water thing~
[13:20] Brud
    Water, water, water magic,
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    gi
SIGN    c
[13:23] Brud
    Fall! Fall! Disaster!
[13:27] Brud
    Activate magic the very same day!
[13:31] Brud
    Fall!
[13:32] Brud
    Right now, Fall Disaster!
SIGN    Want to do it?!
    The water thing~
[13:38] Brud
    Huh?
[13:44] Seiichi
    Huh? This seems familiar.
SIGN    Déjà vu
SIGN    Déjà vu.
[13:50] Brud
    No way!
[13:53] Brud
    I did it!
[13:54] Agnos
    Then me, too!
SIGN    I leave it to you!
[13:57] Agnos
    Uh...
SIGN    Fire
[13:59] Agnos
    "Fire"?
[14:00] Agnos
    So short!
[14:01] Agnos
    Will that actually produce it?
[14:04] Agnos
    Fire?
[14:07] Agnos
    This is great!
[14:11] Seiichi
    Good for you, but your head!
[14:13] Saria
    You're all so amazing!
[14:15] Oliga
    Well done, Funny Hair.
[14:18] Agnos
    Yeah! Thanks, lady!
SIGN    Fire
[14:21] Seiichi
    No, seriously! Your head!
[14:22] Agnos
    Huh? My head?
SIGN    Fire
[14:25] Agnos
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[14:27] Brud
    Fall Disaster!
[14:34] Agnos
    Thanks.
SIGN    LOL
[14:52] Three
    We did it!
[14:55] Agnos
    We did it, damn it!
[14:57] Brud
    We can do it if we try!
SIGN    LOL
[14:58] Agnos
    For real?!
[15:00] Agnos
    This isn't a dream, right?!
[15:02] Agnos
    It's not a dream, right?!
[15:02] Beatrice
    Am I dreaming right now?
[15:04] Agnos
    Is this real?
[15:05] Agnos
    I can't believe we can use magic!
[15:10] Helen
    Um...
[15:11] Agnos
    You're awesome!
[15:13] Agnos
    Let me call you Seiichi Boss Man!
[15:16] Seiichi
    All I did
[15:18] Seiichi
    was help you draw out
    the power you possessed.
SIGN    Thank You
[15:22] Brud
    Thank you very much, Seiichi-sensei.
[15:27] Brud
    From here on out, we shall hone our
    ability to use magic even more!
[15:32] Agnos
    Hey! You guys!
[15:34] Agnos
    We won't let them call
    Class F failures anymore!
[15:37] Brud
    Yeah!
[15:38] Saria
    You did it, Seiichi!
[15:38] Agnos
    Boss Man! Please teach me water magic, too!
[15:40] Oliga
    Onii-chan.
[15:42] Seiichi
    Enough with the "Boss Man."
[15:42] Agnos
    Come on, come on, come on!
[15:44] Agnos
    Boss Man! Boss Man!
[15:44] Seiichi
    Okay, I get it...
[15:46] Helen
    Not bad.
[15:55] Artoria
    There are so many things to
    remember when you're a teacher.
[15:59] Artoria
    This is bad.
[16:00] Artoria
    Reading is making me sleepy.
[16:08] Kannazuki
    This smell...
[16:10] Kannazuki
    It's great!
[16:12] Artoria
    What is your problem?!
[16:14] Kannazuki
    Why did I feel like you had a great smell?
[16:17] Kannazuki
    Oh, I know!
[16:18] Kannazuki
    Because it's the smell he has!
[16:21] Kannazuki
    Why?!
[16:22] Kannazuki
    Why are you giving off
    his wild, beastly smell?!
[16:26] Artoria
    Hey!
[16:27] Artoria
    Stop it!
[16:31] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[16:33] Kannazuki
    Are you possibly nearby?
[16:44] Lulune
    It's been a while since I had bakudan!
[16:47] Lulune
    The way the meat juice bursts out...
[16:51] Lulune
    It's so deliciously good!
[16:56] Lulune
    Now that I think about it, this was the
    first meal my master treated me to, as well.
[17:02] Kannazuki
    Sniff, sniff.
[17:06] Kannazuki
    This smell is also unmistakably his.
[17:09] Kannazuki
    Why?
[17:10] Kannazuki
    Why is this smell coming from
    your back, waist, and buttocks?!
[17:16] Kannazuki
    Why from your back?
[17:16] Lulune
    Your breath on my neck...
[17:19] Lulune
    tickles!
[17:19] Kannazuki
    Why does it span your back to your waist?
[17:20] Lulune
    Hey!
[17:22] Lulune
    S-Stop it!
[17:24] Kannazuki
    Why do you have this smell?!
[17:27] Lulune
    Who are you?!
[17:36] Beatrice
    The cafeteria food here
    is quite highly rated.
[17:39] Saria
    It looks good!
[17:41] Seiichi
    There's such a variety!
[17:45] Artoria
    This is incredible.
[17:47] Lulune
    Master, they all taste amazing!
[17:51] Artoria
    Don't talk while eating.
[17:53] Artoria
    You never change at all.
[17:56] Oliga
    Glutton.
[17:57] Lulune
    I wouldn't have the energy
    I need if I didn't eat.
[17:59] Seiichi
    That's bad manners. And we can't
    understand what you're saying.
[18:02] Saria
    Is it good?
[18:02] Seiichi
    It's not all for you, Lulune.
[18:05] Oliga
    You can't monopolize it.
[18:06] Beatrice
    Lulune-san!
[18:09] Beatrice
    Please behave properly as
    a student of this academy!
[18:12] Oliga
    Bad!
[18:15] Kannazuki
    You're... Seiichi-kun?
[18:25] Seiichi
    Are you...
[18:28] Artoria
    You're...
[18:28] Lulune
    That woman!
[18:28] Beatrice
    I'm still talking!
[18:32] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai?
[18:39] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun!
[18:44] Kannazuki
    I finally found you!
SIGN    Uwaaaaaaaah
[18:55] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi and Kannazuki are finally reunited.
[18:59] Saria (Gorilla)
    Though his wife, girlfriend, servant,
[19:02] Saria (Gorilla)
    and little sister happened
    to be there at the same time!
[19:05] Saria (Gorilla)
    I sense pandemonium!
[19:07] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate awaits Seiichi?
[19:17] Demioros
    Look. Over there.
[19:21] Angrea
    So that's Barbador Magic Academy?
[19:34] Demioros
    They even have the nerve
    to put a barrier around it?
[19:38] Angrea
    How futile.
[19:42] Angrea
    My, it's sturdy.
[19:44] Guard
    Hey! You there!
[19:46] Guard2
    What are you doing?!
[19:48] Angrea
    Could you please open this gate for us?
[19:50] Angrea
    We have important business to attend to.
[19:52] Guard
    Answer the question!
[19:54] Guard
    You can't just pass that off as a joke!
[19:56] Angrea
    Please open the gate and let us in.
[20:04] Guard2
    Hey! What's wrong with you?!
[20:05] Angrea
    You, too, please.
[20:11] Demioros
    Your power sure helps in moments like these.
[20:14] Demioros
    Makes it easy.
[20:24] Angrea
    Now, let's get going.
[20:26] Demioros
    Yeah.
[20:27] Demioros
    I sure wish I had some
    teleportation magic already.
[20:30] Angrea
    Indeed.
[22:07] Three
    Ding-dong, dang-dong.
[22:12] Seiichi
    Introduce yourselves to
    everyone watching at home!
[22:15] Three
    Right.
[22:15] Three
    Yo!
[22:15] Three
    Sure.
[22:17] Beatrice
    I can't believe Agnos-kun
    is raising his hand!
[22:21] Seiichi
    Okay, then, Agnos.
[22:22] Agnos
    Hey! I'm Agnos!
[22:24] Agnos
    My favorite word is "spirit"! Nice to meet you!
[22:27] Seiichi
    I'm glad you're so full of energy!
[22:28] Seiichi
    Next is Baird!
SIGN    Baird Lutra
    Nice to meet you!
[22:31] Seiichi
    Short and simple!
[22:33] Seiichi
    Okay, Helen!
[22:35] Seiichi
    Helen-san? Helen-san?
[22:36] Helen
    Sheesh! I'm Helen Rosa!
[22:38] Helen
    My favorite thing is flowers.
[22:40] Helen
    I loathe Theobald!
[22:42] Helen
    Nice to meet you.
[22:44] Seiichi
    Last is Brud!
[22:45] Brud
    Yes, I'm Brud.
[22:47] Brud
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[22:48] Seiichi
    So normal!
[22:49] Brud
    Huh?
[22:50] Beatrice
    Now, Seiichi-sensei,
[22:51] Beatrice
    let's get class started!
[22:53] Seiichi
    Yes! Okay, everyone!
[22:55] Seiichi
    Do you know what effect this herb has?
[22:57] Agnos
    Me, me, me, me!
[22:59] Seiichi
    Agnos!
[22:59] Agnos
    It restores youth!
[23:01] Beatrice
    Guilty!
[23:02] Agnos
    Gufire!
SIGN    Fire?
[23:04] Seiichi
    No way! Even an accidental "Fire"
    from his scream is enough?!
[23:06] Seiichi
    Oh, no, this is bad!
[23:09] Beatrice
    This is Charm Weed.
[23:12] Beatrice
    Breathing in its smoke makes you fall
    in love with whoever's holding it.
[23:18] Agnos
    Boss Man! I love you!
[23:21] Brud
    I will be yours.
[23:23] Helen
    I love you!
[23:24] Beatrice
    Oh, how could I?! We're both teachers!
[23:27] Beatrice
    Guilty...
[23:29] Agnos
    Boss Man, I love you!
SIGN    Class Dismissed
[23:32] Seiichi
    Class dismissed!
[23:35] Seiichi
    It's been so long, Kannazuki-senpai.
[23:37] Seiichi
    Huh?! Why are your
    nostrils flaring so hard?!
[23:40] Seiichi
    The guy I was before
    evolving will show up, too?
[23:42] Seiichi
    Why?! What's going on?!
[23:44] Seiichi
    Next time, "Reunited With Kannazuki Karen"!
SIGN    Next Time
    Reunited With Kannazuki Karen
[23:46] Seiichi
    Nanjourno!