E8 - The Four Leaders Closing In

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SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    The Four Leaders Closing In
[01:37] Ranzelf
    Louise, I want you to go and bring Seiichi
    here for the forging of our alliance.
[01:44] Louise
    Bring Master here?
[01:46] Ranzelf
    Yes.
[01:48] Ranzelf
    Demons and humans are forging an alliance.
[01:51] Ranzelf
    It would be best if Seiichi
    were present for the summit.
[01:55] Louise
    As you command.
[01:57] Ranzelf
    I'm counting on you.
[02:05] Saria (Gorilla)
    Louise headed to the Magic
    Academy on Ranze's orders.
[02:09] Saria (Gorilla)
    She had no issue retrieving Seiichi to
    act as a witness, along with Saria, but...
[02:16] Saria (Gorilla)
    What on earth happened to Louise,
    the kingdom's strongest warrior?!
[02:21] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate lies in store for the world?
[02:36] Guscle
    We will now begin the guild's
    new recruit audition!
[02:41] Eris
    We're going to recruit talented individuals
[02:43] Eris
    as we head into the alliance
    with the Demon Lord Army!
[02:46] Pacifier
    Who's da baby dat can make me moan?!
[02:49] Doit
    Let's get this party started!
[02:55] Big Muscle Man
    Number 1!
[02:58] Eris
    My!
[03:00] Doit
    A hot guy from the start!
[03:02] Doit
    So titillating!
SIGN    Buff Buff
[03:04] Doit
    You're so ripped and puffy!
SIGN    Buff Buff
[03:08] Doit
    Huh?!
[03:10] Doit
    Oh! He's flying away!
[03:15] BunnySumo
    Number 12...
[03:18] BunnySumo
    Thanks!
[03:21] Pacifier
    He's huge, he's weawing bunny ears,
    and he has too many ewements!
[03:24] Pacifier
    Wejected!
[03:28] Anpan
    I'm number 16!
[03:29] Anpan
    Everyone knows my face—
[03:30] Eris
    Yeah, rejected!
[03:35] Pacifier
    Rejected!
[03:38] Old Man
    We're—
[03:40] Old Men
    The Big—
[03:40] Doit
    Rejected!
[03:41] Guscle
    Oh, every single one of them!
[03:46] Guscle
    No! Wh-Who are you?!
[03:50] Vitor
    I'll be winning this audition.
[03:55] Pacifier
    Quite da baby we haf here!
[03:56] Pacifier
    Will you entawtain me?!
[04:00] Vitor
    Milky white, with a tinge of green
    and an appealing smell of custard...
SIGN    Gulp Gulp
[04:08] Vitor
    Such thorough consideration for
    the temperature and freshness...
[04:12] Vitor
    It's truly the finest drink,
    packed full of a mother's love for her child.
[04:18] Pacifier
    You're not bad.
[04:20] Doit
    Can you keep up with my hip thrusts?!
[04:25] Vitor
    Very well.
[04:27] Doit
    Too slow! Too slow! Too slow!
[04:29] Doit
    Try thrusting harder!
[04:32] Guscle
    No, you're wrong! Look closer!
[04:35] Eris
    Th-That's...
[04:37] Eris
    It's just like a wheel!
[04:39] Eris
    When it rotates too fast,
    it actually looks like it's stopped,
[04:42] Eris
    and that man's thrusting his
    hips too fast to follow,
[04:45] Eris
    so it looks like he's going slower!
[04:48] Doit
    Wh-What did you say?!
[04:55] Doit
    What a hottie!
[04:57] Guscle
    Yes!
[04:59] Guscle
    Looks like we finally have someone
    who can excite our pathos.
[05:04] Guscle
    Let me see what you're capable of!
[05:08] Vitor
    Yes, of course.
[05:11] Guscle
    P-Pardon me!
[05:14] Guscle
    Th-This is...
[05:16] Guscle
    At first glance, they looked like common
    trapezius muscles and deltoids.
[05:19] Guscle
    However, this nice bulk has actually
    been refined to its limits!
[05:23] Guscle
    You must have spent many sleepless
    nights honing it to this degree.
[05:28] Guscle
    This is truly...
[05:30] Guscle
    Chomulungma!
[05:34] Vitor
    Then how about this?
[05:38] Guscle
    O-Ogre!
SIGN    Ogre
[05:42] Guscle
    It looks like the face of a ferocious ogre!
[05:44] Guscle
    Such wonderful molding!
[05:47] Guscle
    You win the Nobel Prize for Muscles!
[05:50] Guscle
    You get to be our new member!
[05:58] Doit
    Congratulations.
[06:01] Eris
    Congratulations.
[06:02] Pacifier
    Congwatulations.
[06:05] Guscle
    Congratulations.
[06:11] Vitor
    Thank you.
[06:20] Guscle
    Oh, no!
[06:22] Guscle
    It's already time for the summit to start!
[06:25] Guscle
    Now, everyone!
[06:26] Guscle
    It's time for our rock-solid guild
    to welcome the Demon Kingdom!
[06:32] All
    Yeah!
[07:37] Ranzelf
    Thank you for coming here today, Lutia-dono.
[07:41] Lutia
    Thank you for the grand welcome.
[07:45] Helio
    How is it going?
[07:49] Kreis
    All's going as planned.
[07:53] Kreis
    Those idiots are wasting their time.
[08:37] Zakia
    Emperor Alf...
[08:40] Zakia
    Where is this nation heading now?
[08:46] Zakia
    I'm so ashamed.
[08:48] Zakia
    Is there nothing I can do other than
    be a puppet in service to this country?
[09:04] Helio
    The Kaiser Empire basically belongs
    to the Great Devil Order now.
[09:07] Helio
    We keep gathering negative energy, from the
    royal family all the way to its commoners.
[09:15] Kreis
    You're so evil, too!
[09:17] Helio
    Now we just need to revive the Great Devil...
[09:21] Kreis
    And world domination will be ours!
[09:25] Zakia
    Is what you just said true?!
[09:29] Helio
    The Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
[09:32] Helio
    Eavesdropping is a bad habit.
[09:35] Zakia
    Silence!
[09:36] Zakia
    Was this your plan from the beginning?!
[09:41] Helio
    Are you still adhering to the
    previous emperor Alf's drivel?
[09:48] Zakia
    Drivel, he says?
[09:50] Helio
    This world is filled with people crying,
    screaming, and begging for salvation.
[09:56] Helio
    And that despair will feed
    the Great Devil's revival!
[10:03] Zakia
    I won't allow it!
[10:07] Zakia
    On my name as the Emperor's Sword!
[10:12] Helio
    You're still not good enough.
[10:16] Helio
    No one can stop this plan.
[10:30] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    Zakia.
[10:33] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    About 20 or 30 years ago...
[10:37] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    A nation was suddenly attacked by monsters.
[10:42] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    Everything was burnt down,
[10:45] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    and while I fought back,
    I was no match for them at all.
[10:49] (Flashback) Zakia
    Even you weren't, Emperor Alf?
[10:52] (Flashback) Alf
    I created this nation to prevent
    that from ever happening again.
[10:59] (Flashback) Alf
    Yet...
[11:02] (Flashback) Alf
    Look at the state it's in now.
[11:06] (Flashback) Alf
    Zakia...
[11:09] (Flashback) Alf
    If this nation is ever
    beset by such a crisis,
[11:14] (Flashback) Alf
    would you please rise
    up and save this nation?
[11:21] (Flashback) Alf
    If that time ever comes, you'll
    need to work with other nations
[11:25] (Flashback) Alf
    and lead this country yourself.
[11:30] (Flashback) Alf
    Please.
[11:34] Zakia
    Emperor, I...
[11:38] Zakia
    I will honor your wishes!
[11:52] Zakia
    There it is!
[11:57] Zakia
    Who are you?!
[11:59] Destra
    Where are you going in such a hurry,
[12:03] Destra
    Knight Captain Zakia-san?
[12:07] Zakia
    You know who I am?
[12:09] Zakia
    If you stand in my way,
    I will show no mercy.
[12:11] Destra
    The world will be plunged into chaos.
[12:16] Destra
    Doesn't that sound like fun?
[12:21] Destra
    Over here.
[12:25] Zakia
    Are you with the Great Devil Order?
[12:28] Destra
    That's right!
[12:47] Destra
    Whoops.
[12:48] Zakia
    Now!
[12:52] Zakia
    What?!
[12:55] Destra
    You almost had me.
[13:03] Zakia
    I can't stop shaking!
[13:08] Zakia
    What?
[13:12] Destra
    Now it's my turn.
[13:30] Zakia
    Wh-What are you after?
[13:34] Zakia
    Are you trying to destroy the world?!
[13:41] Destra
    I'd say I just want to have fun.
[13:51] Destra
    Though...
[13:52] Destra
    I guess it's about time to end this.
[13:59] Zakia
    N-Not yet!
[14:02] Zakia
    I can't die yet!
[14:04] Zakia
    I'll never be able to face
    Emperor Alf if I die here!
[14:30] Destra
    Oh, boy.
[14:32] Destra
    You're hanging in there, but it's no use.
[14:37] Destra
    Well? You scared?
[14:40] Alf
    Zakia, I entrust this sword to you.
[14:45] (Flashback) Zakia
    Your Majesty...
[14:47] (Flashback) Zakia
    This is the proof of your reign!
[14:51] (Flashback) Alf
    Zakia...
[14:53] (Flashback) Alf
    From now on, you will declare
    yourself the Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
[14:57] (Flashback) Alf
    Do not bring dishonor
    to that title in battle!
[15:08] Zakia
    I am...
[15:10] Zakia
    the Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
[15:16] Zakia
    I will see it through!
[15:18] Zakia
    On my title, I will fulfill
    the wish entrusted to me!
[15:22] Zakia
    Magic Gem Sword, Fiftia!
[15:26] Zakia
    Take this!
[15:28] Zakia
    Conquest Wave!
[15:45] Destra
    I had my hopes up since you're
    captain of the knights,
[15:50] Destra
    but you're a disappointment.
[15:56] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[16:04] Louise
    My name is Louise, captain of the Valkyries!
[16:08] Louise
    Any who shed blood on our land
[16:10] Louise
    will receive no mercy!
[16:14] Destra
    Oh, is that so?
[16:16] Louise
    Are you all right, Zakia?!
[16:17] Zakia
    R-Run away, Louise.
[16:20] Zakia
    That man is—
[16:21] Louise
    We'll talk later.
[16:23] Louise
    I'll take you on with my full might!
[16:25] Destra
    You really shouldn't do that.
[16:28] Louise
    Here I go!
[16:44] Zakia
    Louise!
[16:47] Louise
    H-He's strong!
[16:52] Destra
    See?
[16:55] Louise
    E-Even so...
[16:57] Louise
    You're not as strong as my master!
[17:00] Destra
    Master?
[17:04] Louise
    He could defeat you in an instant!
[17:09] Zakia
    That's enough, Louise!
[17:11] Zakia
    Get out of here!
[17:14] Louise
    Don't be foolish!
[17:17] Destra
    I like that look.
[17:19] Zakia
    No!
[17:20] Destra
    Can you endure this?
[17:30] Louise
    Zakia!
[17:31] Louise
    Are you okay?!
[17:32] Louise
    Zakia! Zakia!
[17:49] Louise
    Zakia! Hang in there!
[17:52] Louise
    I'll go get help!
[17:54] Louise
    Hang in there!
[18:03] Zakia
    Louise...
[18:06] Zakia
    There's something I must tell you...
[18:14] Louise
    The Great Devil Order?!
[18:16] Zakia
    Louise...
[18:20] Zakia
    I entrust the future to you...
[18:26] Louise
    Don't die! Zakia!
[18:36] Saria
    I see. So that's what happened...
[18:39] Louise
    If the Great Devil Order is taking action,
[18:42] Louise
    the alliance summit is
    most likely in danger.
[18:45] Saria
    That's not true!
[18:47] Saria
    After all, the Wimberg Kingdom has
    Ranze-san and everyone from the guild!
[18:53] Saria
    Right?
[19:02] Seiichi
    Let's make certain this alliance is forged.
[19:07] Louise
    Yes!
[19:29] Urus
    What did you mean by calling
    me a bearded bastard earlier?
[19:35] Guscle
    What about you, calling the underwear
    traditionally passed on in our guild vulgar?!
[19:41] Both
    This alliance is off!
[19:44] Armies
    Bring out the rice with tea!
[19:47] Lutia
    Everyone, calm down!
[19:49] Leia
    Lutia-sama!
[19:50] Ranzelf
    Hey! Cut it out a—
[19:52] Eris
    King Ranze!
[19:53] Ranzelf
    Both of you, cut it out!
[19:54] Lutia
    Please, everyone! Calm down!
[19:56] Vitor
    Stop this!
[20:00] Vitor
    Every conflict starts out as just a tiny spark.
[20:05] Vitor
    Yet hatred only begets more hatred,
[20:07] Vitor
    doubling, tripling,
    becoming ten times greater,
[20:09] Vitor
    until eventually the entire
    world is enveloped in flames!
[20:13] Vitor
    We did not come here to fight.
[20:16] Vitor
    We came here to join hands!
[20:20] All
    H-He's exactly right!
[20:23] Both
    Huh?!
[20:26] Guscle
    I'm sorry, Demon Lord Army!
[20:29] Urus
    I'm sorry, too!
[20:38] Seiichi
    Ah, wrong place.
[20:40] Ranzelf
    Oh! Seiichi!
[20:43] Ranzelf
    You're late!
[20:45] Seiichi
    Uh, no! I'm not into that!
[20:46] Ranze
    Louise!
[20:48] Ranze
    What happened to you?
[20:50] Louise
    King Ranze, the truth is...
[20:54] Ranze
    What?!
[21:06] Ranzelf
    Lutia-dono.
[21:07] Ranzelf
    This matter has grown bigger
    than our two nations.
[21:12] Lutia
    Yes.
[21:13] Lutia
    We can't let the Great Devil Order
    and the Kaiser Empire have their way.
[21:18] Lutia
    Let's protect this world together.
[21:33] Saria (Gorilla)
    At last, the Wimberg Kingdom and the
    Demon Kingdom forge their alliance.
[21:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    However, the evil hand
    of the Great Devil Order
[21:41] Saria (Gorilla)
    is drawing closer with
    every passing moment...
[23:26] Fake Airi(Gempel)
    Guess it's about time.
[23:30] Gempel
    Continued in the next episode!
[23:35] Seiichi
    One of the Great Devil Order's top
    four, Gempel the Doppelganger.
[23:38] Seiichi
    He possesses an incredible power.
[23:40] Seiichi
    Now the academy is in danger!
[23:41] Seiichi
    As for what kind of danger...
[23:43] Seiichi
    You'll find that out next time!
[23:46] Seiichi
    Next time: "Gempel the Doppelganger."
SIGN    Next Time
    Gempel the Doppelganger
[23:47] Seiichi
    Wait, I'm already feeling
    lightheaded in the preview?!