E4 - Black Dragon God's Dungeon

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:03] Seiichi
    A string of events sent me to another world,
[00:06] Seiichi
    but after eating some Fruit of Evolution,
[00:08] Seiichi
    my fat, ugly body transformed
    into an OP physique!
[00:11] Seiichi
    The gorilla, Saria, and I went
    to the royal capital, Telbert,
[00:13] Seiichi
    and joined the adventurer's guild there,
[00:16] Seiichi
    but our test proctor was a lone warrior!
[00:19] (Flashback) Artoria
    I'm Artoria Gremm...
[00:22] (Flashback) Artoria
    Artoria, the Calamity.
[00:30] Artoria
    Okay, let's start your tests.
[00:33] Both
    Okay!
[00:34] Artoria
    First up is gathering.
[00:37] Artoria
    Once each of you has harvested ten
[00:39] Artoria
    of the Medicinal Herbs growing around
    that area, you'll clear the test.
[00:42] Seiichi
    Huh? That's all?
[00:44] Artoria
    That's all.
[00:45] Seiichi
    That's super easy, though!
[00:48] Seiichi
    Saria, let's go!
[00:50] Artoria
    Hey! I wasn't done explaining!
[00:52] Seiichi
    We'll be back!
[00:54] Saria
    Hey, wait up, Seiichi!
[00:58] Artoria
    Sheesh.
[01:00] Artoria
    Why am I smiling?
[01:04] Artoria
    I can't let anyone be
    victimized by this anymore.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Black Dragon God's Dungeon
[02:39] Artoria
    All right, now show me the
    herbs you've gathered.
[02:43] Saria
    Here!
[02:45] Artoria
    Good.
[02:48] Artoria
    You plucked them up from
    the root, just like I said.
[02:52] Saria
    Yeah, exactly as you said!
[02:54] Artoria
    Okay, next is Seiichi.
[02:56] Seiichi
    Here!
[03:00] Artoria
    What are these?
[03:02] Seiichi
    A rare item, "Mana Mushroom."
[03:06] Artoria
    Your test was to gather ten medicinal herbs!
[03:09] Seiichi
    Well... I just couldn't find any of those.
[03:12] Artoria
    There are some right there at your feet!
[03:15] Seiichi
    God damn!
[03:18] Seiichi
    I gathered them!
[03:20] Artoria
    What about the remaining five?
[03:22] Seiichi
    Huh?
[03:23] Artoria
    You're missing some.
[03:28] Seiichi
    I-I'll go search again!
[03:30] Artoria
    H-Hey!
[03:35] Seiichi
    There are none!
[03:39] Seiichi
    Mana Mushroom.
[03:41] Seiichi
    Antidote Weed.
[03:42] Seiichi
    Why is there nothing but rare items
[03:44] Seiichi
    and none of the regular herbs?!
[03:48] Bosco
    Do you really think this will work?
[03:50] Terry
    There, all done!
[03:51] Bel
    It's coming along well.
[03:53] Terry
    We've finally gone and done it now!
[03:55] Terry
    We should catch at least one
    human after setting up that many!
[03:59] Bosco
    But was it really okay to ignore Leia-sama's
    orders and come to the human realm?
[04:04] Bel
    Dumbass!
[04:05] Bel
    If this operation succeeds,
    there won't be any punishment!
[04:08] Bel
    Rising up and getting the hero's
    treatment isn't just a dream!
[04:14] Bel
    You all have families, too, don't you?
[04:16] Seiichi
    What are they talking about?
[04:18] Seiichi
    Whatever.
[04:19] Seiichi
    I'll just ask if they've seen
    any Medicinal Herbs nearby.
[04:22] Three
    Let's do this!
[04:23] Seiichi
    Excuse me...
[04:24] Three
    Who's there?!
[04:26] Terry
    Wh-Why is a human here?!
[04:28] Bosco
    Did he already hear our plan?!
[04:30] Bel
    Oh, no!
[04:32] Bel
    I don't want to face Leia's punishment!
[04:36] Seiichi
    Uh, I'm looking for Herbs...
[04:39] Bel
    If you've found us out,
    then we have no choice!
[04:41] Bel
    Let's go!
[04:42] Terry
    Terry Hemd!
[04:45] Bosco
    Bosco Dan!
[04:48] Bel
    The leader, Bel Giselle! And together...
[04:54] Three
    We are the personal squad of Leia-sama,
    captain of the demon army's third division!
[05:01] Three
    Victim!
[05:04] Seiichi
    Oh, they're just perverts.
[05:08] Terry
    You're not getting away!
[05:10] Bel
    Now that you've seen us here,
[05:12] Bel
    we can't let you leave alive!
[05:14] Bel
    Come forth, Troll!
[05:23] Bel
    Get him!
[05:30] Terry
    We did it!
[05:32] Bosco
    That was a clean hit to the face!
[05:37] Bel
    Huh?
[05:40] Seiichi
    Oh, it worked.
[05:46] Seiichi
    My Absorb skill.
[05:47] Seiichi
    So it can even transfer my
    opponent's strength into my own?
[05:51] Seiichi
    That's handy.
[05:53] Terry
    He definitely just...
[05:55] Bel
    ...hit him, right?
[06:04] Seiichi
    So, hey.
[06:07] Seiichi
    About the Herbs...
[06:09] Bel
    W-Well, our operation here
    was already finished anyway.
[06:13] Bel
    W-W-W-W-We'll let you go this time!
[06:17] Three
    Retreat!
[06:20] Seiichi
    Hey, wait! The Herbs!
[06:25] Seiichi
    I didn't get to ask them.
[06:27] Artoria
    So... why did you gather
    nothing but rare items?!
[06:32] Seiichi
    I searched the best I could.
[06:36] Artoria
    Sheesh...
[06:39] Artoria
    Here, you can have these.
[06:41] Seiichi
    A-Are you sure?
[06:45] Artoria
    Try harder next time.
[06:46] Saria
    Good for you, Seiichi!
[06:48] Seiichi
    Boss!
[06:50] Artoria
    Sh-Shut up! Let's hurry on to the next one.
[07:05] Leia
    Now...
[07:06] Leia
    Why did the three of you disobey
    orders to go to the human realm?
[07:10] Bel
    We went to set up teleportation
    spells all over the place.
[07:15] Leia
    To what end?
[07:16] Bel
    To shave the human realm's
    forces down a little more!
[07:19] Leia
    And where exactly do you
    have them teleporting to?
[07:23] Bel
    You'll be surprised when you hear it!
[07:25] Bel
    To the Black Dragon God's Dungeon!
[07:28] Leia
    What?! The Black Dragon God?!
[07:31] Leia
    Well, I feel bad for the
    humans they teleport, then.
[07:34] Three
    Yeah!
[07:35] Leia
    However...
[07:36] Leia
    It's still a fact that you disobeyed orders,
[07:40] Leia
    so you'll be punished.
[07:41] Leia
    I think we'll start light, say about 500 lashes.
[07:45] Three
    No!
[07:46] Three
    Forgive us!
[07:49] Leia
    Get back here!
[07:59] Claude
    Oh, if it isn't Seiichi.
[08:03] Saria
    Oh! Claude-san!
[08:06] Seiichi
    We're here today to register
    for the guild's final test.
[08:09] Claude
    Artoria's your test proctor?
[08:11] Seiichi
    Yeah, what about it?
[08:13] Claude
    I see.
[08:14] Claude
    She's a really nice person, is all.
[08:16] Claude
    Please, would you be kind to
    her even after the test's over?
[08:20] Seiichi
    That goes without saying!
[08:21] Saria
    Artoria-san is precious to us!
[08:25] Claude
    Thanks.
[08:27] Artoria
    Huh? You guys know each other?
[08:30] Claude
    You've met some good people, huh, Artoria?
[08:33] Artoria
    Huh?
[08:35] Claude
    It's the final test, right?
[08:37] Claude
    You come back safe, now.
[08:39] Seiichi
    Yep.
[08:40] Saria
    Right!
[08:41] Seiichi
    All right, we're heading out.
[08:46] Artoria
    Okay, time for the second test.
[08:48] Both
    Right!
[08:49] Artoria
    The second test is hunting.
[08:52] Artoria
    Defeat ten slimes, and you've cleared it.
[08:55] Artoria
    This is your final test, so show some spirit!
[08:59] Both
    Right!
[09:00] Artoria
    Saria, where's your weapon?
[09:02] Saria
    Here!
[09:10] Artoria
    That just looks like ordinary punching to me.
[09:13] Seiichi
    No, those punches are Saria's weapon.
[09:17] Artoria
    Well, I'll just have to watch over them.
[09:23] Artoria
    There's a few right away!
[09:24] Artoria
    Seiichi! Here they come!
[09:26] Seiichi
    Right!
[09:32] Seiichi
    Huh?
[09:33] Saria
    The slime disappeared?
[09:36] Artoria
    Just what is going on here?
[09:39] Artoria
    Don't tell me!
[09:45] Artoria
    Seiichi, Saria, the test is on hold.
[09:48] Seiichi
    Huh!
[09:49] Saria
    Why?
[09:50] Artoria
    There are teleportation spells
    set up all over the place.
[09:53] Saria
    Teleportation spells?
[09:55] Seiichi
    Uh, what's something like that doing here?
[09:57] Artoria
    How would I know?
[09:58] Artoria
    Anyway, we're heading back
    to the guild for now.
[10:03] Artoria
    Wha—
[10:05] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[10:12] BDG
    This smell is the smell of loathsome humans.
[10:19] Seiichi
    Where are we now?
[10:21] Saria
    Do you not know either, Artoria-san?
[10:23] Artoria
    Yeah, I don't have the slightest clue.
[10:26] Artoria
    Regardless, we need to find an exit.
[10:30] Artoria
    Hey, Seiichi, Saria, why did
    the two of you follow me?
[10:34] Two
    Huh?
[10:35] Artoria
    I told you before, didn't I?
[10:36] Artoria
    An adventurer needs the
    ability to sense danger.
[10:40] Artoria
    If you hadn't touched me at that moment,
[10:42] Artoria
    you two might have made it back safely.
[10:45] Seiichi
    Uh...
[10:46] Artoria
    If you give me a stupid answer, you'll regret it!
[10:50] Seiichi
    My body just moved before I realized it.
[10:52] Artoria
    Huh?
[10:53] Saria
    Mine, too!
[10:55] Saria
    I thought, "I have to help Artoria-san!"
[10:58] Seiichi
    I do think it was a rash action.
[11:00] Seiichi
    But more than that, Saria and
    I both wanted to help you.
[11:06] Artoria
    I've never met anyone else like you two.
[11:10] Seiichi
    Huh?
[11:11] Artoria
    Okay! Let's hurry up and get home!
[11:15] Both
    Right!
[11:17] Artoria
    Oh, right. Here.
[11:20] Artoria
    That's a Guide Stone.
[11:22] Artoria
    It's an item you use when you
    get separated from your party.
[11:25] Seiichi
    When you get separated?
[11:27] Artoria
    As long as you hold on to it, it'll lead
    you to a party member's location.
[11:31] Artoria
    It also glows red when their life is danger.
[11:35] Seiichi
    Wow, that's handy!
[11:37] Artoria
    Try not to get separated
    in the first place, though.
[11:39] Both
    Okay!
[11:40] Artoria
    Are we really going to be all right?
[11:45] Seiichi
    Did that just click?
[11:48] Artoria
    Sorry.
[11:49] Artoria
    I stepped on something.
[11:57] Artoria
    Seiichi! Saria!
[11:59] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[12:05] Artoria
    Damn it.
[12:08] Artoria
    Can you hear me? Seiichi! Saria!
[12:10] Artoria
    Tsk.
[12:12] Artoria
    I need to rejoin them quickly.
[12:17] Seiichi
    We got separated right away.
[12:20] Seiichi
    Wh-Wh-What do we do now?!
[12:22] Seiichi
    We were just talking about how we
    shouldn't get separated and then this!
[12:25] Seiichi
    This wall! This wall!
[12:28] Seiichi
    Ow!
[12:31] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi! We have this!
[12:33] Saria
    The Guide Stone!
[12:35] Seiichi
    Oh, right! Good thinking, Saria!
[12:37] Saria
    But how do we use it?
[12:39] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:40] Seiichi
    Uh... I don't know.
[12:42] Saria
    Um, um... Which way...
[12:46] Both
    ...do we go?
[12:49] Seiichi
    Yes!
[12:51] Seiichi
    Go!
[12:59] Seiichi
    Yes, we know she's on the other side!
[13:03] Seiichi
    Stopping here won't get us anywhere!
[13:05] Saria
    Seiichi, there's a path over there!
[13:08] Seiichi
    All right, let's go!
[13:18] Artoria
    Damn it... Not here!
[13:21] Artoria
    Don't get in my way!
[13:24] Artoria
    Power Slash!
[13:36] Artoria
    Please be safe,
[13:40] Artoria
    you two.
[13:45] Seiichi
    A dead end.
[13:46] Seiichi
    Another dead end.
[13:48] Seiichi
    Here, too.
[13:49] Seiichi
    And here!
[13:50] Seiichi
    Where are we supposed to go?!
[13:57] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi.
[14:07] Saria
    You're ignoring it?
[14:08] Seiichi
    Well, it's obviously suspicious.
[14:11] Saria
    I know, but...
[14:12] Chest
    Open me.
[14:14] Seiichi
    I said I'm not opening it.
[14:16] Both
    Huh?
[14:18] Chest
    Open me!
[14:21] Seiichi
    Really?
[14:27] Chest
    Open me!
[14:32] Seiichi
    Hey, timeout, timeout!
[14:35] Seiichi
    Damn it! In that case...
[14:37] Seiichi
    Aqua Bind!
[14:40] Chest
    Y-You'll pay!
[14:44] Seiichi
    H-Huh?
[14:46] Saria
    It disappeared.
[14:49] Seiichi
    I just used a binding spell.
[14:54] Voice
    You leveled up.
[15:01] Seiichi
    This is just like that time with Xeanos.
[15:04] Voice
    Long ago, the treasure chest was a
    necessary item in any dungeon delve,
[15:09] Voice
    but after the invention of Item Box,
    it lost all reason to exist.
[15:15] Chest
    I want humans to interact with me again!
[15:19] Voice
    That single desire led it to grow limbs and
    gain the ability to speak and use magic.
[15:26] Chest
    Water Magic!
[15:27] Chest
    Fire Magic!
[15:29] Voice
    However, humans began calling the treasure
    chest a monster and persecuting it.
[15:35] Voice
    With its hope lost,
[15:38] Voice
    the treasure chest continued to roam
    around places it held fond memories of.
[15:46] Saria
    Poor treasure chest.
[15:49] Seiichi
    I kind of feel bad for it.
[15:53] Seiichi
    Ring of Misfortune?
[15:55] Seiichi
    It's Legendary Equipment.
[15:57] Seiichi
    It multiplies the wearer's Luck by -2?
[16:01] Seiichi
    What the heck? Nothing good
    comes from equipping this.
[16:04] Saria
    Huh?
[16:08] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi?
[16:10] Seiichi
    Whoa! That's so shameless!
[16:14] Saria
    Was it always this color?
[16:28] Artoria
    This is...
[16:38] Artoria
    What now?
[16:39] Artoria
    This route is the only path.
[16:51] Artoria
    Who's there?!
[16:56] BDG
    Human, have you come here to be eaten?!
[17:18] Both
    B-Bel-san!
[17:22] Leia
    Now, if you've learned your lesson,
    never try to act on your own again.
[17:27] Bel
    I'm so sorry.
[17:30] Leia
    I'll have you know,
[17:31] Leia
    Black Dragon God is way worse than this.
[17:36] Leia
    He's renowned as the strongest
    one in the Demon Lord's army.
[17:42] Leia
    Anyone who runs into him
    has the worst luck of all.
[17:48] Seiichi
    Does this mean...
[17:49] (Flashback) Artoria
    It also glows red when their life is danger.
[17:55] Seiichi
    Sh-She's in danger!
[17:59] Saria
    S-Seiichi! Th-Th-The Guide Stone!
[18:02] Seiichi
    All right!
[18:04] Seiichi
    Go!
[18:10] Saria
    Déjà vu.
[18:12] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[18:13] Seiichi
    This wall! This stupid wall!
[18:15] Seiichi
    That really hurts!
[18:19] Saria
    Wh-What do we do?
[18:21] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[18:27] BDG
    Perhaps I should praise you for putting
    up quite the fight for a human.
[18:33] Artoria
    I can't afford to die until I've rejoined
    them and seen them safely home!
[18:46] Artoria
    I'll show you
[18:48] Artoria
    how I earned the name "Calamity"!
[18:56] BDG
    Now this...
[18:57] Artoria
    I don't need rationality!
[19:01] Artoria
    I'll turn myself into a calamity!
[19:04] Artoria
    Calamity Berserk!
[19:22] BDG
    This is why you humans are such fools.
[19:29] BDG
    Know your place.
[19:55] BDG
    To think there was still someone among
    humans who could surprise me so.
[20:07] Artoria
    I'm sorry, you two.
[20:11] Artoria
    I'd forgotten how to smile
    after constantly bringing
[20:14] Artoria
    misfortune to others for so long...
[20:16] BDG
    Very well.
[20:17] BDG
    I'll finish this in one blow for you.
[20:21] Artoria
    So I wanted to at least
    see you two home safely.
[20:26] Artoria
    But I got you both caught
    up in my misfortune.
[20:31] Artoria
    I'm sorry.
[20:35] Seiichi
    Artoria-san.
[20:38] Saria
    Artoria-san!
[20:46] Artoria
    You two?
[20:48] Seiichi
    We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
[22:22] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:26] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 11 (11)
     Mana: 1156400 (50) Attack: 1122510 (50)
     Defense: 1169080 (50) Agility: 1132150 (50)
     Magic Attack: 1153480 (50) Magic Defense: 1180680 (50)
     Luck: 1109290 (50) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (50)
SIGN    Personal Skills:
    Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
    Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
    Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
[22:30] Saria
    Wow!
SIGN    Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Money:
     1070916000 G
[22:33] Artoria
    He's a monster.
[22:35] Artoria
    Speaking of which, you're a dual wielder?
[22:38] Seiichi
    Yes.
[22:39] Seiichi
    One is black and the other's white.
[22:44] Seiichi
    They let the wielder pass their
    mana and stamina to allies,
[22:47] Seiichi
    and they can heal some
    degree of damage overnight.
[22:50] Artoria
    That's totally cheating.
[22:52] Saria
    Hey, Artoria-san, what's the
    battleaxe you wield called?
[22:58] Artoria
    It's called "Grand Axe."
[23:00] Artoria
    It's an exceptional item that doubles
    my physical abilities during battle.
[23:04] (Flashback) Artoria
    Power Slash!
[23:06] Saria
    So cool!
[23:08] Saria
    What kind of skill is that?
[23:10] Artoria
    A skill that doubles my Attack!
[23:12] Saria
    So when it's combined with Grand Axe...
[23:16] Saria
    Two times two is... how many times?
[23:19] Artoria
    Four times.
[23:20] Saria
    Wow! That's cheating!
[23:23] Seiichi
    Does that apply to these breasts, too?
[23:26] Seiichi
    Abeshi!
[23:31] Artoria
    How are my breasts cheating?!
[23:35] Saria
    Seiichi fights to save Artoria-san!
[23:38] Saria
    So cool!
[23:39] Saria
    Wait, huh? What are those two doing?
SIGN    Next Time
    The Calamity Bride
[23:42] Saria
    Next time: "The Calamity Bride."
[23:44] Saria
    I'm so happy I got to be Seiichi's wife!