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E5 - Apostles Attack

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[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    At long last, Seiichi was reunited with
    his childhood friend, Kannazuki Karen.
[00:06] Saria (Gorilla)
    But his joy was short-lived.
[00:08] Saria (Gorilla)
    When he saw the Enslavement Bracelet
    on her wrist, he became furious.
[00:14] Saria (Gorilla)
    His rage unleashed a pitch-black
    darkness that swept over everyone.
[00:21] Saria (Gorilla)
    However, his friends' desperate pleas
    brought Seiichi back to himself.
[00:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    Once Kannazuki Karen was free of
    her bracelet, she joined our party,
[00:30] Saria (Gorilla)
    restoring our peaceful
    daily life at the academy.
[00:36] Saria (Gorilla)
    Or so we thought...
[00:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    But Demioros and Angrea,
[00:40] Saria (Gorilla)
    two apostles of the Great Devil
    Order, had infiltrated Barbador!
[00:44] Saria (Gorilla)
    The terrifying hand of evil is
    drawing closer with every moment!
[00:55] Seiichi
    That's it for today's class.
[00:57] Seiichi
    The class competition is next week.
[01:00] Agnos
    I'd be down to have it right now!
[01:03] Brud
    Come on...
[01:04] Brud
    Though I understand how you feel.
[01:06] Oliga
    Everyone's really motivated.
[01:08] Agnos
    Damn right we are!
[01:10] Agnos
    That bastard!
[01:13] (Flashback) Theobald
    Amusing.
[01:15] (Flashback) Theobald
    Then let me show you the difference
    between Class S and you dropouts.
[01:19] Agnos
    We'll crush him!
[01:21] Seiichi
    Now, now, that sounds violent.
[01:24] Brud
    Seiichi-sensei.
[01:26] Brud
    Please give us special training after school.
SIGN    Please train us.
[01:31] Seiichi
    But you can all use magic now.
    You don't need to push yourselves so hard.
[01:36] Helen
    I don't want to lose to that man!
[01:44] Beatrice
    What will you do, Sensei?
[01:46] Seiichi
    Huh? Uh, well...
[01:53] Seiichi
    All right. Well, everyone, time to train!
[01:56] All
    Yeah!
[01:58] Saria
    Yay, yay!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Apostles Attack
[03:45] Demioros
    Oh, gosh! It's so good!
[03:48] Angrea
    Are you a woman?
[03:50] Angrea
    Though...
[03:55] Demioros
    You can't fight on an empty stomach.
[03:57] Demioros
    It's just a little snack before we meet
    the students of the magic academy.
[04:01] Angrea
    Well, whatever. Check, pl—
[04:03] Demioros
    You there. Add a chocolate
    parfait and a panna cotta.
[04:06] Angrea
    You're eating more?
[04:07] Demioros
    Of course!
[04:08] Demioros
    I just can't sleep well if I don't eat my fill!
[04:13] Angrea
    Like I care!
SIGN    Like I care!!
[04:35] Helen
    Meteor Strike!
[04:38] Brud
    Ice Needle!
[04:44] Agnos
    Fire Wall!
[04:50] Seiichi
    Huh?
[04:55] Agnos
    Damn it, we're not getting anywhere.
[04:58] Agnos
    Why isn't it working?
[04:59] Brud
    Even after we learned magic...
[05:01] Seiichi
    What just happened?
[05:01] Agnos
    That's the worst part.
[05:02] Seiichi
    It felt familiar...
[05:03] Agnos
    Damn it.
[05:10] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[05:12] Beatrice
    That's not true at all.
[05:15] Beatrice
    All four of you are steadily improving.
[05:18] Beatrice
    Right, Sensei?
[05:19] Seiichi
    Y-Yes.
[05:21] Seiichi
    At this rate, beating Class S
    won't be just a dream.
[05:25] Agnos
    Praising us like that isn't gonna
    make us happy or anything!
[05:28] Oliga
    You look really happy, though.
[05:29] Saria
    Yeah.
[05:32] Theobald
    Looks like you're all enjoying yourselves.
[05:36] Theobald
    I see failure students come
    with a teacher who's a fool, too.
[05:41] Brud
    Brother.
[05:42] Agnos
    The hell's your problem?
[05:44] Agnos
    Come to spy on us 'cause
    you're scared you'll lose?
[05:47] Theobald
    You're not even worth thinking about.
[05:49] Theobald
    We're just here to train.
[05:51] Theobald
    So I can make everyone kneel
    before me as Emperor.
[05:58] Theobald
    Oh? Those swords...
[06:00] Theobald
    Are you from the Valsha Empire?
[06:08] Theobald
    Looks like Class F really
    is full of dropouts.
[06:12] Theobald
    Such a small, weak nation will eventually
    fall under my Kaiser Empire's rule.
[06:17] Helen
    You bastard!
[06:19] Helen
    Shut up!
[06:20] Brud
    Please stop this!
[06:24] Brud
    Brother, you're wrong.
[06:26] Brud
    Dominating others by force
    won't lead to anything good.
[06:29] Brud
    Seiichi-sensei didn't abandon us
    when others called us failures.
[06:33] Theobald
    Seiichi?
[06:35] Theobald
    The man Saria mentioned?
[06:36] Saria
    That's right!
[06:38] Saria
    My husband!
[06:40] Theobald
    Very well.
[06:41] Theobald
    Then let's test you to see if
    you're really stronger than me.
[06:45] Seiichi
    Huh? Why?
[06:47] Brud
    Wait!
[06:48] Brud
    Your opponent won't be Sensei.
[06:50] Brud
    It will be us, Class F.
[06:52] Theobald
    Don't get in my way.
[06:53] Brud
    Sensei is the one who taught us
    that everyone has potential.
[06:58] Brud
    And we're going to prove that
    in the class competition!
[07:03] Theobald
    Good luck with that.
[07:10] Agnos
    Who does he think he is?
[07:12] Helen
    Seiichi-sensei.
[07:14] Seiichi
    Huh?
[07:15] Seiichi
    Did you just—
[07:16] Helen
    Please make me stronger!
[07:19] Agnos
    She just called him "Sensei" for the first time!
[07:26] Seiichi
    All right.
[07:27] Seiichi
    Let's get back to training, then.
[07:30] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    We're leaving
    it to you
[07:32] Helen
    Yeah!
[07:35] Saria (Gorilla)
    The students of Class F then began
    their harsh training under Seiichi.
[07:50] Saria (Gorilla)
    Some time passed, and finally, it was
    the eve of the class competition.
[07:58] Agnos
    I'm beat.
[08:01] Agnos
    I know I'm the one who said it,
    but do you really think we can win?
[08:05] Brud
    We've done everything we can.
[08:07] Brud
    Now we just have to have faith.
[08:16] Agnos
    He hides his head,
    but leaves himself exposed...
[08:18] Brud
    Rumor has it he's super beautiful
    underneath that bear head.
[08:25] Agnos
    For real?
[08:27] Agnos
    I thought it was just the same.
[08:29] Brud
    The same?
[08:30] Agnos
    It's like this, right?
[08:32] Baird
    Hello.
[08:33] Brud
    Oh, that.
[08:42] Seiichi
    Oh, you guys are here, too?
[08:45] Agnos
    I-It's Class S!
[08:49] Seiichi
    Oh, no! Maitting!
[08:52] Agnos
    Flop!
[08:59] Saria
    I'm the type to wash left hand first!
[09:04] Saria
    Helen-chan!
[09:05] Helen
    What?
[09:06] Saria
    Want me to help you?
[09:09] Helen
    Huh?!
[09:14] Beatrice
    I'm sorry for all this.
    I know you're tired from training, too.
[09:17] Helen
    It's fine.
[09:20] Beatrice
    I do feel bad about it.
[09:23] Helen
    Huh?
[09:24] Beatrice
    Unlike Seiichi-sensei,
    I wasn't any help to you all.
[09:32] Helen
    We were able to work so hard because you
    were there for us, Beatrice-sensei.
[09:36] Beatrice
    Huh?
[09:38] Helen
    Watch us.
[09:40] Helen
    We'll be sure to win tomorrow.
[09:43] Beatrice
    Yes.
[09:44] Beatrice
    I have faith that you all can do it.
[09:49] Saria
    And after all that, tomorrow
    is the class competition!
[10:04] Angrea
    Oh, gosh! So cute!
[10:07] Demioros
    Hey, now, just how many
    outfits do you intend to buy?
[10:11] Angrea
    I can't help it.
    Anything I wear looks good on me.
[10:14] Demioros
    Good grief.
[10:16] Destra
    It really does look good on you.
[10:18] Angrea
    Right?
[10:20] Angrea
    Wh-Who are you?
[10:22] Destra
    Hey, so...
[10:24] Destra
    Which tasted better, the chocolate
    parfait, the strawberry parfait,
[10:27] Destra
    or the matcha parfait?
[10:30] Demioros
    I didn't even notice him!
[10:33] Angrea
    Why are you here?!
[10:41] Destra
    Do your job already, would you?
[10:44] Destra
    If you're sloppy with your work,
[10:46] Destra
    you won't get any more chances.
[10:49] Destra
    You'll disappear.
[10:52] Demioros
    R-Right.
[10:58] Destra
    Later, then.
[10:59] Destra
    I'm counting on you two.
[11:06] Demioros
    L-Let's go!
[11:07] Angrea
    R-Right.
[11:19] Barnabus
    Now, Barbador Magic Academy's
    class competition will commence!
[11:44] Barnabus
    Our first match will be the group
    battle between Class S and Class F!
[11:50] Barnabus
    This will be an elimination match,
[11:52] Barnabus
    and the loser will be the first team
    to have all of its members defeated.
[11:57] Barnabus
    In addition, after this match, win or lose,
[12:01] Barnabus
    all conflict will be forbidden.
[12:05] Beatrice
    Seiichi-sensei?
SIGN    Gruuumble
[12:13] Seiichi
    I think the bakudan Lulune
    gave me isn't sitting well.
[12:19] Saria
    Seiichi, are you all right?
[12:21] Seiichi
    I'm not all right.
[12:22] Oliga
    The match is starting.
[12:23] Seiichi
    I know!
[12:25] Barnabus
    Now for the first match!
[12:28] Barnabus
    Vanguards, step forward!
[12:30] Theobald
    I'm the only one we'll need
    to deal with these nobodies.
[12:36] Agnos
    Hey, you gonna be okay?
[12:39] Brud
    You're worried about me?
[12:41] Agnos
    A-As if I'm worried!
[12:43] Agnos
    Get the hell out there and crush him quick!
SIGN    Win
[12:53] Theobald
    Let's go ahead and see
[12:54] Theobald
    what this supposed potential
    of the failures is.
[12:57] Barnabus
    Begin!
[13:05] Barnabus
    Wh-Wh-What is this?!
[13:06] Beatrice
    Principal!
[13:08] Barnabus
    Ah, but this is great! This tightness!
[13:12] Beatrice
    Huh?
[13:13] Barnabus
    Yes! Yes!
[13:14] Agnos
    What is that perverted old man
    doing, getting turned on?!
[13:16] Barnabus
    I love it! Squeeze tighter!
[13:24] Theobald
    Who's there?!
[13:26] Angrea
    Good day to you.
[13:27] Angrea
    I'm Angrea, an apostle
    of the Great Devil Order.
[13:32] Demioros
    I'm Demioros, of the same.
[13:35] Barnabus
    The Great Devil Order?!
[13:45] Demioros
    Quiet!
[13:49] Angrea
    Our apologies for the sudden intrusion,
[13:51] Angrea
    but we'll need all of you to die.
[13:54] Crowd
    What does she mean by that?
[13:56] Agnos
    Huh? What's that bitch saying?
[13:59] Demioros
    You need only keep quiet and become
    sacrifices to the Great Devil.
[14:09] Crowd
    What?
[14:10] Man
    What is this?
[14:11] Woman
    A wall of light? Some spell?
[14:13] Man2
    The exit's blocked!
[14:14] Woman2
    Now we can't escape!
[14:24] Students
    Help!
[14:26] Students
    Do something about this!
[14:28] Beatrice
    Everyone, settle down and remain calm!
[14:31] Beatrice
    This is advanced light magic.
[14:32] Beatrice
    And they deployed it in an instant!
[14:36] Angrea
    My, my, this is looking good.
[14:41] Demioros
    They're not allowed to leave.
[14:43] Demioros
    You will all fall into the pits
    of despair and then die.
[14:49] Theobald
    You're a rude pair, showing up unannounced.
[14:53] Theobald
    Trespassers like you ought to—
[14:57] Angrea
    And what will you do to us?
[15:00] Theobald
    Kneel before me!
[15:14] Angrea
    What a violent welcome.
[15:26] Angrea
    Now, go forth,
[15:27] Angrea
    my cute minions.
[15:32] Theobald
    What are you guys doing?!
[15:35] Demioros
    Murder Princess, the power to
    manipulate your targets at will.
[15:40] Demioros
    It's truly delightful.
[15:43] Brud
    Brother!
[15:46] Theobald
    Don't interfere!
[15:47] Theobald
    I don't need help from my little brother!
[15:48] Brud
    But...
[15:50] Angrea
    What beautiful sibling love.
[15:53] Angrea
    Though, I wonder how much longer
    you can keep putting up that front.
[15:57] Theobald
    How dare you?!
[15:58] Theobald
    I am the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire!
[16:02] Angrea
    Oh, my! Then if you two were to die,
[16:05] Angrea
    it would cause great despair
    within your people.
[16:09] Angrea
    In that case, please die at once!
[16:22] Agnos
    They were wide open!
[16:25] Brud
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[16:26] Helen
    So what do we do now?
[16:29] Brud
    Brother, we should work together for now.
[16:31] Helen
    Huh?!
[16:33] Brud
    The power those two
    possess is extraordinary.
[16:35] Brud
    If we want to save the academy,
     we have to work together!
[16:39] Brud
    Helen, just for now, please!
[16:47] Helen
    You be the one to give orders.
[16:49] Agnos
    Once we send these two packing,
[16:51] Agnos
    let's get right back to the class competition!
[16:58] Theobald
    Do as you please.
[16:59] Brud
    All right.
[17:00] Brud
    Let's go, everyone!
[17:13] Angrea
    Naïve.
[17:21] Theobald
    It's a king's duty
[17:22] Theobald
    to take down the enemy leaders!
[17:30] Angrea
    You're paying the price for
    using your friends as decoys,
[17:33] Angrea
    little Kaiser Emperor.
[17:37] Theobald
    Fool.
[17:42] Angrea
    You used defense magic,
    assuming you'd be attacked?!
[17:46] Brud
    Now!
[18:11] Demioros
    Oh, boy. It came off.
[18:16] Angrea
    How dare you...
[18:20] Angrea
    You damn brats?!
[18:23] Angrea
    You've done it now!
[18:25] Angrea
    Now that you've seen my bare face,
[18:28] Angrea
    none of you bastards are getting out alive!
[18:30] Angrea
    All of you can burn,
[18:33] Angrea
    you damn scum!
[18:38] Brud
    Agnos!
[18:39] Angrea
    You, too!
[18:42] Brud
    Wh-What is this power?!
[18:45] Theobald
    Why, you!
[18:47] Angrea
    Shut up, dumbass!
[18:53] Angrea
    You're annoying!
[18:59] Demioros
    That mask hides both Angrea's face
[19:03] Demioros
    and the true power sleeping within her body.
[19:08] Demioros
    Her flames were born when
    she first burned her own face.
[19:12] Demioros
    They're the fires of hell,
    cursing everything.
[19:23] Angrea
    You have an awfully pretty face, don't you?
[19:30] Demioros
    Good grief, there she goes again.
[19:33] Angrea
    Seeing a pretty face like yours...
[19:37] Angrea
    makes me want to ruin it!
[19:47] Angrea
    Huh?!
[19:51] Beatrice
    I won't let you lay a hand
    on my students any longer!
[19:56] Helen
    Beatrice-sensei...
[19:57] Angrea
    Tsk.
[20:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    Surprisingly, Beatrice-san is
    the one to stand up to Angrea!
[20:05] Saria (Gorilla)
    Will she be able to beat the apostles
    of the Great Devil Order?!
[20:12] Saria (Gorilla)
    And will Seiichi...
[20:14] Saria
    Hey, you still in there?
[20:17] Seiichi
    True: Get Better!
SIGN    True: Get Better
SIGN    Gruuumble
[20:21] Seiichi
    It's not working!
[20:23] Seiichi
    By the way, this spell is the evolution
    of "Get Better" from the first season!
[21:57] Saria (Gorilla)
    While the students of Class F
    were fighting a terrifying foe...
[22:02] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi was also fighting
    his own terrifying battle!
[22:08] Saria
    Seiichi, are you all right?
[22:10] Seiichi
    I'm not all right!
[22:10] Oliga
    Onii-chan, is your stomach feeling better?
[22:13] Seiichi
    I might be done for.
[22:14] Saria
    Then Oliga-chan and I will cure you!
[22:17] Oliga
    Yeah! I want to help you, Onii-chan!
[22:19] Seiichi
    Thank you!
[22:21] Seiichi
    But how will you do it?
[22:22] Saria
    I've heard it's important to hydrate
    when you have an upset stomach.
[22:26] Seiichi
    Huh?
[22:27] Saria
    There!
[22:30] Saria
    How's that, Seiichi?
[22:32] Seiichi
    Achoo!
[22:33] Seiichi
    Stupid Saria!
[22:35] Oliga
    You made him cold, and now
    his stomach's hurting again.
[22:38] Saria
    Huh?
[22:39] Seiichi
    Saria-san!
[22:41] Oliga
    I've heard that stress isn't good
    for the stomach, either.
[22:45] Oliga
    Let's meditate to calm his emotions.
[22:48] Both
    Let's meditate.
[22:52] Seiichi
    Wait, this could cause a broadcast crash!
[22:54] Oliga
    Oh, if you get too angry...
[22:57] Seiichi
    Oh, no!
[22:59] Saria
    Now that I think about it,
    didn't we have some stomach medicine?
[23:03] Seiichi
    Say that sooner!
[23:06] Seiichi
    Whew, you saved me.
[23:08] Seiichi
    Thank you, Saria.
[23:09] Saria
    You're welcome.
[23:10] Seiichi
    Huh? It's not working at all!
[23:12] Oliga
    Is the medicine you just took
    a laxative, by chance?
[23:15] Seiichi
    You're right!
[23:16] Seiichi
    It says "laxative" on it!
[23:18] Seiichi
    I'm so done!
[23:20] Seiichi
    I can't even show my face!
[23:22] Seiichi
    Why is this happening?!
[23:24] Seiichi
    Oh, it's coming out! It's really coming out!
[23:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    And so Seiichi's battle will
    continue until next week!
[23:27] Seiichi
    Oh, it's really coming out!
[23:32] Saria (Gorilla)
    To be continued!
[23:32] Seiichi
    Oh, no! We're all out of time!
[23:35] Seiichi
    My stomach!
[23:37] Seiichi
    Everyone, forget about me—
[23:38] Seiichi
    My stomach!
[23:39] Seiichi
    Everyone, forget about me—
[23:41] Seiichi
    Wait! Beatrice-san is fighting?!
[23:43] Seiichi
    Next time, "Battle for
    Barbador Magic Academy"!
SIGN    Next Time
    Battle for Barbador Magic Academy
[23:46] Seiichi
    I am the protagonist here, right?!