E1 - Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It,     My Life Had It Made [00:03] Saria     Seiichi! [00:04] Saria     The Fruit of Evolution 2 is finally starting! [00:06] Seiichi     It sure is, Saria. [00:07] Seiichi     Wait, what is this setup?! [00:09] Seiichi     What's evolved here, exactly?! [00:10] Saria     Well, our feelings? [00:12] Seiichi     It's not an issue of feelings! [00:13] Saria     Then... motivation? [00:14] Seiichi     Have that from the start! [00:16] Saria     Well, then... [00:17] Saria     The protagonist has changed? [00:18] Seiichi     No, we're starring in this, too! [00:19] Saria     Then look forward to seeing what     actually evolved in the show! [00:22] Seiichi     Now, The Fruit of Evolution 2... [00:24] Saria     ...begins at last! [01:09] Destra     Is that all your strength     amounts to, Seiichi-kun? [01:33] Destra     You can still avoid my attacks? [01:47] Destra     I've grown tired of this. [01:49] Destra     We're done here. [01:52] Destra     Bye-bye. [01:59] Saria     Don't touch my Seiichi! [02:13] Destra     Not bad. [02:34] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi! [02:41] Seiichi     S-Saria... [02:44] Seiichi     I'm coming for you! [02:51] Destra     Saria truly is ugly as a gorilla. [03:01] Destra     Bye-bye. [03:03] Seiichi     Wait! [03:14] Seiichi     S-Saria! [03:38] Saria     S-Seiichi... [03:41] Saria     When I'm a gorilla... [03:43] Seiichi     Huh? [03:44] Saria (Gorilla)     Do you not like me? [03:59] Seiichi     H... [04:01] Seiichi     How beautiful! [04:02] Seiichi     Can I get my hopes up this time?! [04:05] Artoria     Seiichi, what's wrong? [04:07] Lulune     Your face is all stiff. [04:10] Oliga     Onii-chan, are you okay? [04:12] Saria     Did you have a bad dream? [04:15] Seiichi     A dream, huh? [04:19] Seiichi     I'm fine, Saria. [04:23] Seiichi     What was that dream about? [04:26] Barnabus     Everyone, behold! [04:34] Lulune     Thambuli! [04:36] Barnabus     That's your new home! [04:39] Barnabus     Barbador Magic Academy! [04:42] Saria     Wow! [04:44] Saria     Isn't this exciting, Seiichi? [04:46] Seiichi     Yeah! [04:50] Seiichi     So this is where I'll     start my new second life. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy! [06:48] Barnabus     Come, come, I'll show you around. [06:50] Barnabus     This way. [06:55] Saria     I heard it creaking! [06:57] Oliga     Wow! [06:58] Lulune     What will they be feeding us here? [07:01] Artoria     We're not here to play around! [07:07] Barnabus     As the name suggests,     Barbador Magic Academy [07:10] Barnabus     is where students seeking to     master magic have gathered, [07:14] Barnabus     creating the world's leading magic city. [07:18] Saria     There are all kinds of shops here. [07:21] Seiichi     So it's not just an academy, then. [07:23] Lulune     Master! [07:25] Lulune     Look! They're selling bakudan, too! SIGN    J     i     b     a     k     u SIGN    B     a     k     u     d     a     n SIGN    Delicious [07:30] Lulune     Delicious! Delicious! [07:32] Seiichi     You never change, Lulune. [07:35] Barnabus     Hey! [07:36] Barnabus     The entrance to the academy is over here! [07:40] Oliga     Let's go! [07:41] Seiichi     Hey, doesn't Barnabus-san look too excited? [07:41] Lulune     Huh?! We're not eating?! [07:44] Artoria     If you keep being a glutton,     you'll get left behind! [07:59] Kenji     We're complete outcasts now. [08:02] Shouta     Yeah. [08:03] Shouta     Everyone here views those of us who were     summoned from another world as enemies. [08:09] Kenji     Kannazuki-senpai, what are we supposed to do? [08:15] Kannazuki     It's coming! [08:17] Kenji     Huh? Wh-What's coming? [08:19] Kannazuki     I'm not sure, [08:20] Kannazuki     but I picked up a very nostalgic smell. [08:23] Shouta     Huh? You mean... [08:25] Kannazuki     It's Seiichi-kun! [08:27] Kenji     Huh? Seiichi? [08:30] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun, are you already close by? [08:35] Barnabus     Now, Seiichi-kun, let me tell you [08:37] Barnabus     exactly what it is I'd like to ask of you. [08:41] Seiichi     That's right. [08:42] Seiichi     You only told me that you wanted     me to be a teacher here. [08:45] Barnabus     Yes. [08:46] Barnabus     Children of royalty and nobility [08:49] Barnabus     from many different nations     come to this academy. [08:52] Barnabus     Among them, we also have some     who are from another world. [08:57] Seiichi     Does he mean... [09:04] Barnabus     They enrolled as hero candidates     from the Kaiser Empire, [09:09] Barnabus     but their latent abilities are so strong [09:13] Barnabus     that they've been ostracized     by our current students, [09:15] Barnabus     and there's no end to their quarrels. [09:20] Seiichi     That's how they're being treated? [09:24] Barnabus     However, we don't know how the     Kaiser Empire will respond [09:28] Barnabus     if our academy punishes the hero candidates. [09:32] Barnabus     So, Seiichi-kun... [09:33] Barnabus     Bang! Your duty is to become the savior     who maintains order at this academy! [09:41] Seiichi     Savior?! [09:50] Seiichi     Water... [09:52] Saria     Seiichi, you're so cool! [09:55] Seiichi     You are already d— [09:57] Seiichi     Would younger kids even get that one? [09:59] Telop     Ask your mother or father. SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 l 160 304 l 0 304 SIGN    Ask     your     mother     or     father. [10:02] Barnabus     So on that note, I'd like you to     train up talented students, [10:06] Barnabus     ones capable of matching     the hero candidates! [10:09] Saria     Good luck, Seiichi! [10:11] Seiichi     I wonder if I'm capable of     something so ambitious. [10:15] Artoria     So, what should we join this academy as? [10:19] Barnabus     Don't worry. [10:21] Barnabus     I've prepared the perfect posts     for you all at the academy! [10:25] Barnabus     First, Saria-kun and Lulune-kun, [10:29] Barnabus     you'll be enrolling as students! [10:34] Saria     What do you think, Seiichi? [10:36] Lulune     Do we look good, Master? [10:38] Seiichi     S-So cute! [10:38] Barnabus     So cute! [10:40] Saria     Hearing Seiichi compliment me [10:43] Saria     makes my... my... [10:46] Saria (Gorilla)     my heart feel like bursting! [10:48] Seiichi     You're just bursting through your uniform! [10:51] Barnabus     Next up, Artoria-kun... [10:55] Barnabus     You'll be the Adventuring instructor [10:57] Barnabus     who teaches students what every     adventurer needs to know! [11:02] Artoria     Want to go adventuring with your teacher? [11:06] Barnabus     Now, there's no resisting that! [11:10] Artoria     Don't make me say weird things! [11:12] Barnabus     Next, Oliga-kun... [11:15] Barnabus     will be Seiichi-kun's assistant! [11:17] Oliga     Professor, experiment with me! [11:21] Seiichi     Moe! [11:22] Barnabus     I will! I will! [11:24] Artoria     Don't make Oliga do weird things, either! [11:28] Barnabus     Blasting off! [11:32] Seiichi     Salute, Barna-san! [11:37] Barnabus     So anyway, everyone, do your best! [11:40] Saria     Yes, sir! [11:42] Artoria     Jeez. [11:43] Lulune     Now, let's head to the cafeteria first! [11:46] Oliga     You're eating again? You're such a glutton. [11:48] Lulune     Glutton? That sounds yummy! [11:50] Seiichi     I'll be a teacher, huh? [11:51] Artoria     Would you two cut it out?! [11:53] Seiichi     You never know what will happen in life. [11:57] Seiichi     I used to get bullied, [12:00] Seiichi     but then I was suddenly     transported to this world, [12:04] Seiichi     where I had a gorilla     challenge me to a fight, [12:07] Seiichi     propose to me, [12:10] Seiichi     and become my bride. [12:12] Seiichi     Then I met lots of beautiful women, [12:14] Seiichi     and before I knew it, I had it made. [12:17] Seiichi     I fought a dark knight and a dragon. [12:20] Seiichi     I got welcomed into an eccentric guild. [12:22] (Flashback) Guscle     ...muscle! [12:27] Seiichi     I fought... [12:28] (Flashback) Mohawk     Shall we do it? [12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm good! [12:33] Seiichi     ...and fought. [12:42] Seiichi     So much stuff happened. [12:45] Seiichi     When I get back, I'm re-watching last season. [12:49] Seiichi     But all of that started [12:52] Seiichi     when I first ate the Fruit of Evolution. [12:59] Seiichi     It tasted awful. [13:01] Barnabus     Now then, Seiichi-kun... [13:03] Barnabus     Let's start by heading to Class F,     the class you'll be taking over. [13:07] Seiichi     Class F? [13:10] Barnabus     Yes. [13:11] Barnabus     They're quite the collection     of problem children. [13:14] Seiichi     Huh? [13:15] Seiichi     Problem children? [13:17] Barnabus     Please, use your talents to— [13:20] Seiichi     Huh?! [13:30] Beatrice     You've finally returned, Principal? [13:32] Barnabus     Peel, peel... [13:37] Seiichi     Huh? [13:53] Artoria     Who are you? [13:55] Barnabus     B-B-B-Beatrice-kun... [13:58] Beatrice     Principal! [13:59] Beatrice     Where have you been wandering [14:01] Beatrice     all this time, without     permission from us teachers? [14:04] Barnabus     W-W-Well... [14:06] Beatrice     There's a mountain of backed-up     paperwork that needs your attention. [14:12] Barnabus     I-It's not what you think... [14:14] Beatrice     Do you have anything to say for yourself? [14:16] Barnabus     I was working for the good of the academy... [14:19] Beatrice     Ah, for the academy? [14:21] Barnabus     Yes! Exactly! [14:23] Beatrice     If you truly care about this academy, [14:26] Beatrice     please start going through the mountain     of backed-up paperwork before you. [14:29] Beatrice     Be sure to go over every single     page before you sign them. [14:34] Barnabus     Can I bounce them? [14:39] Beatrice     Guilty! [14:50] Beatrice     Now, let's get going. [14:52] Seiichi     Y-Yes, ma'am! [14:55] Barnabus     Mountain... [15:05] Seiichi     U-Um... [15:09] Beatrice     I'm sorry about all that. [15:12] Beatrice     I'm the teacher formerly     in charge of Class F, [15:14] Beatrice     Beatrice Rogner. [15:17] Seiichi     Huh? Of Class F? [15:19] Beatrice     Yes. [15:20] Beatrice     The principal has instructed me to support     you as the class's assistant teacher. [15:27] Seiichi     I-I see. [15:33] Beatrice     Now, our new Adventuring     instructor, Artoria-sensei, [15:37] Beatrice     and our new Class A student,     Lulune-san, head this way. [15:40] Lulune     What?! I can't do that! [15:42] Lulune     I am Master's servant! [15:44] Lulune     I cannot be apart from my master! [15:47] Beatrice     By the way, the cafeteria you     sought is located next to Class A. [15:52] Lulune     The cafeteria! [15:56] Seiichi     She's quick to change gears. [15:59] Artoria     Later, Seiichi. [16:00] Artoria     Let's both do our best. [16:02] Seiichi     Yeah. Don't push yourself too hard, Ar. [16:05] Saria     Later! [16:06] Beatrice     Now, the rest of you, this way. [16:09] Seiichi     Um... [16:11] Seiichi     May I ask a question? [16:13] Beatrice     What is it? [16:14] Seiichi     You used to be in charge of Class F, right? [16:19] Seiichi     A-Are you okay working with me? SIGN     Psst          Psst [16:24] Whispers     Psst... Psst... [16:24] Seiichi     Huh? Did I ask something I shouldn't have? [16:27] Seiichi     Is she going to treat me like Barna-san?! [16:29] Seiichi     Oh, jeez! I shouldn't have asked! [16:33] Beatrice     I... [16:37] Beatrice     I wasn't able to help their talents bloom. [16:44] Seiichi     Huh? [16:45] Beatrice     It's wrong to call them problem children. [16:47] Beatrice     They're all good children. [16:51] Beatrice     No matter what anyone else says,     I have faith in them. [16:55] Beatrice     Faith that there's amazing talent     lying within all of them. [17:01] Seiichi     Beatrice-san... [17:03] Beatrice     Also, if the principal has acknowledged you, [17:06] Beatrice     I'm sure you can raise them     into wonderful students. [17:16] Seiichi     I understand. [17:17] Seiichi     I don't know how well I'll     meet your expectations, [17:20] Seiichi     but I'll do my best. [17:21] Saria     Don't worry, Beatrice-san! [17:24] Saria     Seiichi is very kind! [17:26] Saria     He'll definitely make a great teacher! [17:29] Oliga     Yeah. Onii-chan is kind. [17:33] Beatrice     Right! [17:41] Seiichi     That being said... [17:43] Seiichi     I don't know if I can teach. [17:46] Saria     Seiichi! [17:48] Seiichi     Saria... [17:49] Saria     Do your best! [17:55] Seiichi     All right, here I go! [18:02] Seiichi     C'mon, that's too cliché! [18:04] Seiichi     And it's a wash basin,     not a blackboard eraser?! SIGN    m 0 0 l 127 0 l 127 320 l 0 320 SIGN    Ask     your     grand-     mother     or     grand-     father. [18:06] Telop2     Ask your grandmother     and grandfather. [18:10] Seiichi     It's all right! [18:11] Seiichi     Even Beatrice-san said     they're all good kids! [18:37] Seiichi     Huh? [18:54] Seiichi     A-Are they... [18:56] Seiichi     Are they r-really good kids?! [19:18] Saria (Gorilla)     All the students of Class F are super unique. [19:23] Saria (Gorilla)     What will happen to Seiichi in the end? [19:27] Seiichi     What the hell?! [19:42] Helio     Our goal is the resurrection     of the Great Devil. [19:45] Helio     However, [19:46] Helio     to achieve that, we need the negative     emotions of mankind's despair. [19:52] Helio     Well, Kreis? [19:54] Helio     How is it going? [19:58] Kreis     Our Great Devil Order has     devised a secret plan. [20:02] Helio     Oh? And that is? [20:05] Kreis     This time, we'll attack the     Barbador Magic Academy. [20:09] Helio     I see. [20:11] Helio     So you'll take the lives of     VIPs from all over the world. [20:15] Kreis     It's an effective tactic, right? [20:18] Kreis     And by contributing to the     Great Devil's resurrection, [20:21] Kreis     I can prove my worth, as well. [20:31] Kreis     Wh-What is this?! [20:38] Kreis     Wh-Who are you?! [20:43] Demioros     You look like a roasted pig. [20:46] Angrea     What a pathetic little piglet. [20:49] Kreis     You're Demioros! [20:51] Kreis     And Angrea! [20:53] Kreis     What do you think you're doing here?! [20:56] Demioros     Nothing, really. [20:58] Demioros     We'll be the ones heading     to Barbador Magic Academy. [21:02] Kreis     Wh-What?! [21:04] Angrea     We couldn't entrust it to some stupid pig. [21:08] Kreis     Th-The plan's still in the preparation stage! [21:11] Demioros     There's no preparation needed. [21:13] Demioros     Not if we go. [21:16] Angrea     Then you'll be finished. [21:22] Demioros     Well, there you have it. [21:24] Angrea     Farewell, piglet. [21:27] Kreis     W-Wait! [21:28] Kreis     Please wait! [21:30] Kreis     If you're going, [21:31] Kreis     undo this before you leave! [21:35] Kreis     Please! [21:39] Angrea     I can't wait to see how the     students of that academy [21:44] Angrea     will scream for me. [21:48] Demioros     All for the Great Devil's resurrection. [23:35] Seiichi     I finally start my job teaching classes! [23:38] Seiichi     Or so I thought, but then the     students start hazing me! [23:40] Seiichi     But even those students     harbor a serious problem! [23:43] Seiichi     Next time: "Being a Teacher Is Tough!" SIGN    Next Time     Being a Teacher Is Tough! [23:45] Seiichi     Let's all just get along!