E1 - Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!
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SIGN The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
[00:03] Saria
Seiichi!
[00:04] Saria
The Fruit of Evolution 2 is finally starting!
[00:06] Seiichi
It sure is, Saria.
[00:07] Seiichi
Wait, what is this setup?!
[00:09] Seiichi
What's evolved here, exactly?!
[00:10] Saria
Well, our feelings?
[00:12] Seiichi
It's not an issue of feelings!
[00:13] Saria
Then... motivation?
[00:14] Seiichi
Have that from the start!
[00:16] Saria
Well, then...
[00:17] Saria
The protagonist has changed?
[00:18] Seiichi
No, we're starring in this, too!
[00:19] Saria
Then look forward to seeing what
actually evolved in the show!
[00:22] Seiichi
Now, The Fruit of Evolution 2...
[00:24] Saria
...begins at last!
[01:09] Destra
Is that all your strength
amounts to, Seiichi-kun?
[01:33] Destra
You can still avoid my attacks?
[01:47] Destra
I've grown tired of this.
[01:49] Destra
We're done here.
[01:52] Destra
Bye-bye.
[01:59] Saria
Don't touch my Seiichi!
[02:13] Destra
Not bad.
[02:34] Saria (Gorilla)
Seiichi!
[02:41] Seiichi
S-Saria...
[02:44] Seiichi
I'm coming for you!
[02:51] Destra
Saria truly is ugly as a gorilla.
[03:01] Destra
Bye-bye.
[03:03] Seiichi
Wait!
[03:14] Seiichi
S-Saria!
[03:38] Saria
S-Seiichi...
[03:41] Saria
When I'm a gorilla...
[03:43] Seiichi
Huh?
[03:44] Saria (Gorilla)
Do you not like me?
[03:59] Seiichi
H...
[04:01] Seiichi
How beautiful!
[04:02] Seiichi
Can I get my hopes up this time?!
[04:05] Artoria
Seiichi, what's wrong?
[04:07] Lulune
Your face is all stiff.
[04:10] Oliga
Onii-chan, are you okay?
[04:12] Saria
Did you have a bad dream?
[04:15] Seiichi
A dream, huh?
[04:19] Seiichi
I'm fine, Saria.
[04:23] Seiichi
What was that dream about?
[04:26] Barnabus
Everyone, behold!
[04:34] Lulune
Thambuli!
[04:36] Barnabus
That's your new home!
[04:39] Barnabus
Barbador Magic Academy!
[04:42] Saria
Wow!
[04:44] Saria
Isn't this exciting, Seiichi?
[04:46] Seiichi
Yeah!
[04:50] Seiichi
So this is where I'll
start my new second life.
SIGN The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!
[06:48] Barnabus
Come, come, I'll show you around.
[06:50] Barnabus
This way.
[06:55] Saria
I heard it creaking!
[06:57] Oliga
Wow!
[06:58] Lulune
What will they be feeding us here?
[07:01] Artoria
We're not here to play around!
[07:07] Barnabus
As the name suggests,
Barbador Magic Academy
[07:10] Barnabus
is where students seeking to
master magic have gathered,
[07:14] Barnabus
creating the world's leading magic city.
[07:18] Saria
There are all kinds of shops here.
[07:21] Seiichi
So it's not just an academy, then.
[07:23] Lulune
Master!
[07:25] Lulune
Look! They're selling bakudan, too!
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SIGN Delicious
[07:30] Lulune
Delicious! Delicious!
[07:32] Seiichi
You never change, Lulune.
[07:35] Barnabus
Hey!
[07:36] Barnabus
The entrance to the academy is over here!
[07:40] Oliga
Let's go!
[07:41] Seiichi
Hey, doesn't Barnabus-san look too excited?
[07:41] Lulune
Huh?! We're not eating?!
[07:44] Artoria
If you keep being a glutton,
you'll get left behind!
[07:59] Kenji
We're complete outcasts now.
[08:02] Shouta
Yeah.
[08:03] Shouta
Everyone here views those of us who were
summoned from another world as enemies.
[08:09] Kenji
Kannazuki-senpai, what are we supposed to do?
[08:15] Kannazuki
It's coming!
[08:17] Kenji
Huh? Wh-What's coming?
[08:19] Kannazuki
I'm not sure,
[08:20] Kannazuki
but I picked up a very nostalgic smell.
[08:23] Shouta
Huh? You mean...
[08:25] Kannazuki
It's Seiichi-kun!
[08:27] Kenji
Huh? Seiichi?
[08:30] Kannazuki
Seiichi-kun, are you already close by?
[08:35] Barnabus
Now, Seiichi-kun, let me tell you
[08:37] Barnabus
exactly what it is I'd like to ask of you.
[08:41] Seiichi
That's right.
[08:42] Seiichi
You only told me that you wanted
me to be a teacher here.
[08:45] Barnabus
Yes.
[08:46] Barnabus
Children of royalty and nobility
[08:49] Barnabus
from many different nations
come to this academy.
[08:52] Barnabus
Among them, we also have some
who are from another world.
[08:57] Seiichi
Does he mean...
[09:04] Barnabus
They enrolled as hero candidates
from the Kaiser Empire,
[09:09] Barnabus
but their latent abilities are so strong
[09:13] Barnabus
that they've been ostracized
by our current students,
[09:15] Barnabus
and there's no end to their quarrels.
[09:20] Seiichi
That's how they're being treated?
[09:24] Barnabus
However, we don't know how the
Kaiser Empire will respond
[09:28] Barnabus
if our academy punishes the hero candidates.
[09:32] Barnabus
So, Seiichi-kun...
[09:33] Barnabus
Bang! Your duty is to become the savior
who maintains order at this academy!
[09:41] Seiichi
Savior?!
[09:50] Seiichi
Water...
[09:52] Saria
Seiichi, you're so cool!
[09:55] Seiichi
You are already d—
[09:57] Seiichi
Would younger kids even get that one?
[09:59] Telop
Ask your mother or father.
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father.
[10:02] Barnabus
So on that note, I'd like you to
train up talented students,
[10:06] Barnabus
ones capable of matching
the hero candidates!
[10:09] Saria
Good luck, Seiichi!
[10:11] Seiichi
I wonder if I'm capable of
something so ambitious.
[10:15] Artoria
So, what should we join this academy as?
[10:19] Barnabus
Don't worry.
[10:21] Barnabus
I've prepared the perfect posts
for you all at the academy!
[10:25] Barnabus
First, Saria-kun and Lulune-kun,
[10:29] Barnabus
you'll be enrolling as students!
[10:34] Saria
What do you think, Seiichi?
[10:36] Lulune
Do we look good, Master?
[10:38] Seiichi
S-So cute!
[10:38] Barnabus
So cute!
[10:40] Saria
Hearing Seiichi compliment me
[10:43] Saria
makes my... my...
[10:46] Saria (Gorilla)
my heart feel like bursting!
[10:48] Seiichi
You're just bursting through your uniform!
[10:51] Barnabus
Next up, Artoria-kun...
[10:55] Barnabus
You'll be the Adventuring instructor
[10:57] Barnabus
who teaches students what every
adventurer needs to know!
[11:02] Artoria
Want to go adventuring with your teacher?
[11:06] Barnabus
Now, there's no resisting that!
[11:10] Artoria
Don't make me say weird things!
[11:12] Barnabus
Next, Oliga-kun...
[11:15] Barnabus
will be Seiichi-kun's assistant!
[11:17] Oliga
Professor, experiment with me!
[11:21] Seiichi
Moe!
[11:22] Barnabus
I will! I will!
[11:24] Artoria
Don't make Oliga do weird things, either!
[11:28] Barnabus
Blasting off!
[11:32] Seiichi
Salute, Barna-san!
[11:37] Barnabus
So anyway, everyone, do your best!
[11:40] Saria
Yes, sir!
[11:42] Artoria
Jeez.
[11:43] Lulune
Now, let's head to the cafeteria first!
[11:46] Oliga
You're eating again? You're such a glutton.
[11:48] Lulune
Glutton? That sounds yummy!
[11:50] Seiichi
I'll be a teacher, huh?
[11:51] Artoria
Would you two cut it out?!
[11:53] Seiichi
You never know what will happen in life.
[11:57] Seiichi
I used to get bullied,
[12:00] Seiichi
but then I was suddenly
transported to this world,
[12:04] Seiichi
where I had a gorilla
challenge me to a fight,
[12:07] Seiichi
propose to me,
[12:10] Seiichi
and become my bride.
[12:12] Seiichi
Then I met lots of beautiful women,
[12:14] Seiichi
and before I knew it, I had it made.
[12:17] Seiichi
I fought a dark knight and a dragon.
[12:20] Seiichi
I got welcomed into an eccentric guild.
[12:22] (Flashback) Guscle
...muscle!
[12:27] Seiichi
I fought...
[12:28] (Flashback) Mohawk
Shall we do it?
[12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi
I'm good!
[12:33] Seiichi
...and fought.
[12:42] Seiichi
So much stuff happened.
[12:45] Seiichi
When I get back, I'm re-watching last season.
[12:49] Seiichi
But all of that started
[12:52] Seiichi
when I first ate the Fruit of Evolution.
[12:59] Seiichi
It tasted awful.
[13:01] Barnabus
Now then, Seiichi-kun...
[13:03] Barnabus
Let's start by heading to Class F,
the class you'll be taking over.
[13:07] Seiichi
Class F?
[13:10] Barnabus
Yes.
[13:11] Barnabus
They're quite the collection
of problem children.
[13:14] Seiichi
Huh?
[13:15] Seiichi
Problem children?
[13:17] Barnabus
Please, use your talents to—
[13:20] Seiichi
Huh?!
[13:30] Beatrice
You've finally returned, Principal?
[13:32] Barnabus
Peel, peel...
[13:37] Seiichi
Huh?
[13:53] Artoria
Who are you?
[13:55] Barnabus
B-B-B-Beatrice-kun...
[13:58] Beatrice
Principal!
[13:59] Beatrice
Where have you been wandering
[14:01] Beatrice
all this time, without
permission from us teachers?
[14:04] Barnabus
W-W-Well...
[14:06] Beatrice
There's a mountain of backed-up
paperwork that needs your attention.
[14:12] Barnabus
I-It's not what you think...
[14:14] Beatrice
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[14:16] Barnabus
I was working for the good of the academy...
[14:19] Beatrice
Ah, for the academy?
[14:21] Barnabus
Yes! Exactly!
[14:23] Beatrice
If you truly care about this academy,
[14:26] Beatrice
please start going through the mountain
of backed-up paperwork before you.
[14:29] Beatrice
Be sure to go over every single
page before you sign them.
[14:34] Barnabus
Can I bounce them?
[14:39] Beatrice
Guilty!
[14:50] Beatrice
Now, let's get going.
[14:52] Seiichi
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[14:55] Barnabus
Mountain...
[15:05] Seiichi
U-Um...
[15:09] Beatrice
I'm sorry about all that.
[15:12] Beatrice
I'm the teacher formerly
in charge of Class F,
[15:14] Beatrice
Beatrice Rogner.
[15:17] Seiichi
Huh? Of Class F?
[15:19] Beatrice
Yes.
[15:20] Beatrice
The principal has instructed me to support
you as the class's assistant teacher.
[15:27] Seiichi
I-I see.
[15:33] Beatrice
Now, our new Adventuring
instructor, Artoria-sensei,
[15:37] Beatrice
and our new Class A student,
Lulune-san, head this way.
[15:40] Lulune
What?! I can't do that!
[15:42] Lulune
I am Master's servant!
[15:44] Lulune
I cannot be apart from my master!
[15:47] Beatrice
By the way, the cafeteria you
sought is located next to Class A.
[15:52] Lulune
The cafeteria!
[15:56] Seiichi
She's quick to change gears.
[15:59] Artoria
Later, Seiichi.
[16:00] Artoria
Let's both do our best.
[16:02] Seiichi
Yeah. Don't push yourself too hard, Ar.
[16:05] Saria
Later!
[16:06] Beatrice
Now, the rest of you, this way.
[16:09] Seiichi
Um...
[16:11] Seiichi
May I ask a question?
[16:13] Beatrice
What is it?
[16:14] Seiichi
You used to be in charge of Class F, right?
[16:19] Seiichi
A-Are you okay working with me?
SIGN Psst
Psst
[16:24] Whispers
Psst... Psst...
[16:24] Seiichi
Huh? Did I ask something I shouldn't have?
[16:27] Seiichi
Is she going to treat me like Barna-san?!
[16:29] Seiichi
Oh, jeez! I shouldn't have asked!
[16:33] Beatrice
I...
[16:37] Beatrice
I wasn't able to help their talents bloom.
[16:44] Seiichi
Huh?
[16:45] Beatrice
It's wrong to call them problem children.
[16:47] Beatrice
They're all good children.
[16:51] Beatrice
No matter what anyone else says,
I have faith in them.
[16:55] Beatrice
Faith that there's amazing talent
lying within all of them.
[17:01] Seiichi
Beatrice-san...
[17:03] Beatrice
Also, if the principal has acknowledged you,
[17:06] Beatrice
I'm sure you can raise them
into wonderful students.
[17:16] Seiichi
I understand.
[17:17] Seiichi
I don't know how well I'll
meet your expectations,
[17:20] Seiichi
but I'll do my best.
[17:21] Saria
Don't worry, Beatrice-san!
[17:24] Saria
Seiichi is very kind!
[17:26] Saria
He'll definitely make a great teacher!
[17:29] Oliga
Yeah. Onii-chan is kind.
[17:33] Beatrice
Right!
[17:41] Seiichi
That being said...
[17:43] Seiichi
I don't know if I can teach.
[17:46] Saria
Seiichi!
[17:48] Seiichi
Saria...
[17:49] Saria
Do your best!
[17:55] Seiichi
All right, here I go!
[18:02] Seiichi
C'mon, that's too cliché!
[18:04] Seiichi
And it's a wash basin,
not a blackboard eraser?!
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[18:06] Telop2
Ask your grandmother
and grandfather.
[18:10] Seiichi
It's all right!
[18:11] Seiichi
Even Beatrice-san said
they're all good kids!
[18:37] Seiichi
Huh?
[18:54] Seiichi
A-Are they...
[18:56] Seiichi
Are they r-really good kids?!
[19:18] Saria (Gorilla)
All the students of Class F are super unique.
[19:23] Saria (Gorilla)
What will happen to Seiichi in the end?
[19:27] Seiichi
What the hell?!
[19:42] Helio
Our goal is the resurrection
of the Great Devil.
[19:45] Helio
However,
[19:46] Helio
to achieve that, we need the negative
emotions of mankind's despair.
[19:52] Helio
Well, Kreis?
[19:54] Helio
How is it going?
[19:58] Kreis
Our Great Devil Order has
devised a secret plan.
[20:02] Helio
Oh? And that is?
[20:05] Kreis
This time, we'll attack the
Barbador Magic Academy.
[20:09] Helio
I see.
[20:11] Helio
So you'll take the lives of
VIPs from all over the world.
[20:15] Kreis
It's an effective tactic, right?
[20:18] Kreis
And by contributing to the
Great Devil's resurrection,
[20:21] Kreis
I can prove my worth, as well.
[20:31] Kreis
Wh-What is this?!
[20:38] Kreis
Wh-Who are you?!
[20:43] Demioros
You look like a roasted pig.
[20:46] Angrea
What a pathetic little piglet.
[20:49] Kreis
You're Demioros!
[20:51] Kreis
And Angrea!
[20:53] Kreis
What do you think you're doing here?!
[20:56] Demioros
Nothing, really.
[20:58] Demioros
We'll be the ones heading
to Barbador Magic Academy.
[21:02] Kreis
Wh-What?!
[21:04] Angrea
We couldn't entrust it to some stupid pig.
[21:08] Kreis
Th-The plan's still in the preparation stage!
[21:11] Demioros
There's no preparation needed.
[21:13] Demioros
Not if we go.
[21:16] Angrea
Then you'll be finished.
[21:22] Demioros
Well, there you have it.
[21:24] Angrea
Farewell, piglet.
[21:27] Kreis
W-Wait!
[21:28] Kreis
Please wait!
[21:30] Kreis
If you're going,
[21:31] Kreis
undo this before you leave!
[21:35] Kreis
Please!
[21:39] Angrea
I can't wait to see how the
students of that academy
[21:44] Angrea
will scream for me.
[21:48] Demioros
All for the Great Devil's resurrection.
[23:35] Seiichi
I finally start my job teaching classes!
[23:38] Seiichi
Or so I thought, but then the
students start hazing me!
[23:40] Seiichi
But even those students
harbor a serious problem!
[23:43] Seiichi
Next time: "Being a Teacher Is Tough!"
SIGN Next Time
Being a Teacher Is Tough!
[23:45] Seiichi
Let's all just get along!