E9 - 501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?

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[01:30] ---
    "501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
[01:33] ---
    "Training Day"
[01:33] ---
    It's been forever since
    we've done any training.
[01:36] ---
    It feels weird seeing you
    in your Striker Units.
[01:39] ---
    What?!
[01:39] ---
    I-I'm ready!
[01:41] ---
    Miyafuji, you're late--
[01:43] ---
    H-Hi...
[01:46] ---
    Their bad influence has turned
    my little sister into a thug!
[01:49] ---
    It's not our fault!
[01:52] ---
    You can't use your Striker Unit?
[01:55] ---
    I don't know why...
[01:57] ---
    For a while now when I've put on
    my Striker Unit, it's felt tight...
[02:02] ---
    And I have to really put effort
    into it or I can't even lift off...
[02:06] ---
    Could it be...
[02:08] ---
    Tell me! Do you have any
    idea what it could be?
[02:11] ---
    Obesity!
[02:13] ---
    Make sure you're ready for this...
[02:15] ---
    Okay.
[02:16] ---
    Y-You've felt a lot more
    imposing to me, lately.
[02:20] ---
    Oh, right? Are you thirsty?
[02:22] ---
    You'll want some curry to drink, right?
[02:24] ---
    No! I'm not fat!
[02:26] ---
    And I eat the same thing the rest of you do!
[02:29] ---
    You always say it's a waste
    to not clean your plate,
[02:32] ---
    so you finish everybody's meals...
[02:33] ---
    You're the 501st's mom! You can't help it!
[02:36] ---
    I see.
[02:38] ---
    So Miyafuji's weight is partially our fault,
    since we're not cleaning our plates.
[02:42] ---
    Sorry.
[02:43] ---
    Oh, no...
[02:44] ---
    Wait. As her big sister,
    I help her finish the leftovers.
[02:48] ---
    So I'm in danger of gaining weight too.
[02:50] ---
    "(Grandma) Mina"
    "(Mom) Miyafuji" "(Aunt) Barkhorn"
    "(Child) Me"
[02:50] ---
    That's what I'm saying, Aunt Barkhorn!
[02:53] ---
    Any problems besides not being able to fly?
[02:56] ---
    Actually, I'm feeling better than ever.
[02:58] ---
    "Medic! Give me the usual!"
[02:58] ---
    Patch up Shirley, and have her
    take a look at your Striker Unit.
[03:03] ---
    So where is it, Miyafuji?
[03:06] ---
    Well... Sakamoto said the best way
    to deal with it is to punch it.
[03:08] ---
    "More than 50 years later
    and people still think this way."
[03:12] ---
    So now it's being sent back
    to the manufacturer for repairs.
[03:16] ---
    It could also be something mental, I guess.
[03:19] ---
    Yeah, it's the season for the May Blues.
[03:22] ---
    Master of all things May Blues related,
    give us your wisdom!
[03:26] ---
    Too lazy!
[03:27] ---
    A true master!
[03:28] ---
    You guys...
[03:30] ---
    What? It's an annual May tradition
    and you're not going to follow it?
[03:34] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[03:35] ---
    "Planner"
[03:36] ---
    Look at this!
[03:37] ---
    I've got time allocated for slacking off!
[03:40] ---
    A true master...
[03:42] ---
    Fine, I guess we'll think of ways to handle
    the loss of your Striker Unit today.
[03:47] ---
    The problem is how you
    get to the battlefield.
[03:50] ---
    I'll carry you!
[03:51] ---
    Get on, Miyafuji!
[03:52] ---
    Negative!
[03:54] ---
    Carry me in your arms!
[03:55] ---
    --Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
    It's a little scary.
[03:57] ---
    "Okay, I'll give you a ride!"
[03:57] ---
    --Okay, I'll give you a ride!
    --Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
    It's a little scary.
[03:59] ---
    "She's ignoring me!?"
[03:59] ---
    Let's go! Go at 60kmph, the speed of dreams!
[04:03] ---
    She's ignoring me?
[04:04] ---
    At this point nothing we say will reach her.
[04:07] ---
    The 501st is an important aspect
    of our propaganda efforts.
[04:09] ---
    Think about how others would see you.
[04:12] ---
    Okay, now Shirley and I will try.
[04:16] ---
    Look!
[04:18] ---
    She's hiding under the coat?
[04:19] ---
    Well, I guess that's okay...
[04:23] ---
    How about this?
[04:25] ---
    Hey, Lucchini! How's it going?
[04:28] ---
    Stop screwing around!
[04:31] ---
    Jeez. All you have to do is carry her...
[04:35] ---
    Sorry.
[04:36] ---
    I'll keep firing my gun.
    You focus on putting up a shield.
[04:40] ---
    Okay!
[04:41] ---
    Oww! Oww! Oww!
[04:43] ---
    Hot! The cartridges!
[04:45] ---
    The cartridges are burning my skin!
[04:48] ---
    Sorry...
[04:49] ---
    No, I'm fine...
[04:52] ---
    Sanyan's the only one who
    doesn't use cartridges.
[04:56] ---
    Even for me, without my
    inherent magic, she's heavy...
[04:59] ---
    Never mind.
[05:01] ---
    I think she'll be fine.
[05:03] ---
    Sanyan's one of the strongest
    people in the 501st.
[05:06] ---
    Okay, I'll talk to her.
[05:09] ---
    "Sanya's Room"
    "Pant Pant Pant"
[05:09] ---
    Oh, there's that to consider...
[05:12] ---
    Growl!
[05:14] ---
    What? Calm down, Eila!
[05:16] ---
    It's your fault! Your fault!
[05:19] ---
    What did you do?
[05:21] ---
    Today, I can honestly say
    I can't think of anything.
[05:24] ---
    I saw a future today where you bugged Sanya,
[05:27] ---
    so I warned her and now
    she won't leave her room.
[05:30] ---
    This is your fault!
[05:33] ---
    We'd have to meet her
    before we could apologize to her...
[05:37] ---
    Well you can't! That's the problem!
[05:39] ---
    What do we do?
[05:40] ---
    Guess we'll have to break out the big guns.
[05:43] ---
    A spare key!
[05:45] ---
    "Sanya's Room"
[05:46] ---
    Why do you have that?
[05:47] ---
    Sanyan gave it to me so I could come
    hang out any time I wanted to.
[05:51] ---
    Liar! You're stalking her!
[05:53] ---
    Sorry to bother you on your day off.
[05:55] ---
    No, I said you could come
    any time you wanted to.
[05:59] ---
    Wh-Why would you...
[06:01] ---
    She's my friend.
[06:03] ---
    Wow, that hit her hard.
[06:06] ---
    You and I are always together anyway, Eila,
[06:10] ---
    so I figured you wouldn't need it.
[06:12] ---
    Oh, so that's it!
[06:14] ---
    But she's still not giving you a key.
[06:17] ---
    So we'd like you to do a combination
    attack thing until Miyafuji loses weight.
[06:22] ---
    Oh, Miyafuji. I've been looking for you.
[06:25] ---
    We found out why you can't fly.
[06:28] ---
    As you matured, your magic
    improved to the point
[06:31] ---
    that your Striker Unit can't keep up.
[06:34] ---
    Then it's not that I've put on weight...
[06:37] ---
    That wouldn't stop you from flying.
[06:39] ---
    It's because of all the actual
    combat experience you're getting.
[06:41] ---
    Combat experience?
[06:43] ---
    Look around.
[06:44] ---
    You're using your healing
    magic every day, aren't you?
[06:48] ---
    Th-That's great, Miyafuji.
[06:50] ---
    You should thank us!
[06:51] ---
    I knew it was your fault.
[06:55] ---
    What was all that fuss today for?
[06:58] ---
    Well, I guess it's good that we learned
    we need a plan for when they break.
[07:03] ---
    I learned a lot, too.
[07:06] ---
    You did?
[07:07] ---
    Yes, I learned you think I've
    been getting "imposing."
[07:13] ---
    I've learned I shouldn't
    be eating your leftovers.
[07:13] ---
    "Liver Oil"
[07:15] ---
    Today you'll be cleaning your plates!
[07:22] ---
    Lucchini's inherent magic
    is "Sunlight Strike."
[07:25] ---
    She turns her magical
    energy into heat energy,
[07:28] ---
    which is the perfect ability for cold days!
[07:32] ---
    Morning!
[07:33] ---
    It's chilly today, huh?
[07:35] ---
    Yes. You don't get a cold
    wave like this often.
[07:38] ---
    Oh, no! Lucchini!
[07:40] ---
    Miyafuji! Heal her!
[07:43] ---
    It's winter.
[07:44] ---
    Hey, can we use this fireplace?
[07:47] ---
    You should be more like the Squadron Leader.
[07:49] ---
    She's been out there training all morning.
[07:52] ---
    That's how a soldier should be.
[07:55] ---
    You should be like her.
[07:56] ---
    Hey, Trude.
[07:58] ---
    What?
[08:02] ---
    Miyafuji, explain.
[08:04] ---
    That's a strange winter
    tradition in Fuso where you
[08:06] ---
    rub yourself down with a
    towel for health reasons...
[08:10] ---
    Squad Leader! Trude wants to join you!
[08:12] ---
    Okay, I get it!
[08:13] ---
    It's really cold, let's use the fireplace!
[08:16] ---
    That spooked her.
[08:18] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:20] ---
    Trying to see if we can use the chimney.
[08:25] ---
    Looks like we'll need to clean it.
[08:27] ---
    We'll bring some logs in from outside,
[08:30] ---
    so make sure you clean the fireplace.
[08:33] ---
    You can count on us!
[08:35] ---
    See you later!
[08:37] ---
    Hmm. I don't see the ax.
[08:39] ---
    Sakamoto's outside so I'll
    go borrow her katana.
[08:43] ---
    Sorry. Thanks.
[08:45] ---
    Sure, see you later.
[08:48] ---
    There she is...
[08:50] ---
    Sakamo--
[08:51] ---
    What are you doing? There
    are men on the base!
[08:54] ---
    That's right! You can't see much today,
    but we're outside!
[08:59] ---
    Well, everybody does it in
    Fuso. It keeps you healthy...
[09:02] ---
    Everybody?
[09:04] ---
    I-I'm staying out of this.
[09:06] ---
    Miyafuji, I know you're there.
[09:09] ---
    Get over here.
[09:12] ---
    If you're here, don't tell me it's because...
[09:15] ---
    You want to do it under the cold sky?
[09:19] ---
    No, um...
[09:21] ---
    You understand? It may seem
    weird, but it's normal.
[09:24] ---
    I guess so...
[09:26] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:28] ---
    Now, show them, Miyafuji!
[09:30] ---
    Sorry! Can't help you!
[09:33] ---
    Huh?
[09:34] ---
    Did you lie to us?!
[09:35] ---
    How could you?!
[09:37] ---
    Welcome back.
[09:38] ---
    It's a mess out there!
[09:40] ---
    We should stay indoors!
[09:43] ---
    I see.
[09:44] ---
    The two on night patrol are going
    to have a rough time in this cold.
[09:48] ---
    We'd better make sure we
    start that fireplace, then.
[09:51] ---
    Huh?
[09:52] ---
    They're chopped up. Did you find the ax?
[09:54] ---
    Nope.
[09:57] ---
    It's amazing that Hartmann's still alive.
[10:01] ---
    You're good with that.
[10:02] ---
    Did you practice a lot?
[10:04] ---
    I used to do something similar at home.
[10:07] ---
    Lighting the fire for the bath?
[10:09] ---
    To the chickens.
[10:10] ---
    "The age of really growing your own food."
[10:12] ---
    Okay, that's probably enough.
[10:14] ---
    This will make it a lot more pleasant.
[10:17] ---
    Clean! Clean! Hurry!
[10:20] ---
    Inherent magic, "Acceleration"!
[10:22] ---
    Wax off! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on!
[10:25] ---
    It's not what it looks like!
[10:26] ---
    That's right! The snow got into the room!
[10:28] ---
    It's powder snow!
[10:29] ---
    So beautiful! So beautiful!
[10:31] ---
    We tried to use our Striker Units
    to clean the chimney,
[10:34] ---
    and the soot got into the room.
[10:37] ---
    It was an accident.
[10:40] ---
    Barkhorn, combining violence
    with magic is wrong!
[10:44] ---
    Use this instead.
[10:46] ---
    Good idea!
[10:47] ---
    Don't smile! It makes
    this a suspense mystery!
[10:50] ---
    "Horn Gor_l_"
[10:50] ---
    You're the culprit!
[12:23] ---
    "Michiko Yamakawa's
    Strike Witches Classroom"
[12:24] ---
    Hi everybody!
[12:25] ---
    It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
    Strike Witches Classroom!
[12:29] ---
    Today's witch is Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak.
[12:37] ---
    She's from Orussia,
[12:39] ---
    and before she joined the military,
    she was studying music in Vienna, Ostmark.
[12:45] ---
    She's delicate and more shy than most,
[12:49] ---
    and looks frail and beautiful.
[12:51] ---
    So they call her "Lilija," the White Lily.
[12:55] ---
    But just like the other witches,
[12:57] ---
    when the battle starts, she carries a huge
    Fliegerhammer rocket launcher,
[13:01] ---
    and fights the Neuroi bravely.
[13:04] ---
    And when you're discussing her,
[13:07] ---
    you have to discuss her abilities
    as a night witch, too.
[13:11] ---
    She uses her magic to do wide-area
    detection while on night patrol.
[13:16] ---
    Just like the radio broadcast she does,
[13:20] ---
    it's one of the first things people
    think of when they think of witches.
[13:25] ---
    The way she gets to be with
    such a wonderful witch...
[13:27] ---
    Yoshika is so amazing!
[13:35] ---
    It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
[13:37] ---
    Yoshika tells me that summer
    in Europe is hot too.
[13:41] ---
    How do the members of
    the 501st get by, I wonder?
[13:44] ---
    Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
[13:44] ---
    "Next time:
    501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
[13:47] ---
    You've never seen witches like these before!
[13:50] ---
    
[13:53] ---