E11 - 501st, Time to Save Lives?

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    "501st, Time to Save Lives?"
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    Hi everybody, it's me, Hartmann!
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    During the day, I may look like
    the laziest girl in the world.
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    But actually, I'm training
    to be a doctor in secret.
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    Lately I've been using the mannequin
    I bought with my pay as a patient,
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    and learning how to give exams.
[01:46] ---
    That's why I'm not getting enough sleep,
[01:47] ---
    and maybe I'm not cleaning
    as much as I should.
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    But that's just who I am!
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    It's noon! Get up!
[01:57] ---
    Knock before you come in, jeez! Leave.
[02:00] ---
    S-Sure...
[02:03] ---
    I need to call the MPs.
[02:06] ---
    No, maybe I'm just mistaken.
[02:07] ---
    It's possible that I didn't
    see what I thought I saw...
[02:11] ---
    You know, I haven't seen Eila today,
[02:14] ---
    and she's not on night patrol tonight.
[02:16] ---
    Oh? Sanya's doing patrol alone tonight, huh?
[02:19] ---
    Did she kill Eila?
[02:21] ---
    I need to call the cops!
[02:22] ---
    No, Eila wouldn't want
    a family member arrested...
[02:26] ---
    Barkhorn?
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    Oh... I'll just break the rules...
[02:32] ---
    Hartmann, give me the body you hid.
[02:36] ---
    So you did see it, huh?
[02:38] ---
    I wanted to keep it a secret.
[02:40] ---
    Oh, the arm came off.
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    Hide it! What if somebody sees it?
[02:44] ---
    Who cares? You already found out.
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    I'm the only one who knows right now.
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    So let's hurry up and get rid of it.
[02:50] ---
    Huh? We can't get rid of it.
    How am I going to study?
[02:54] ---
    Is that why you killed Eila?!
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    I didn't realize it was a doll
    she was using for studying...
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    It's fine. I'm used to it.
[03:02] ---
    We don't know if we'll always have
    Miyafuji around to help us.
[03:06] ---
    You're right.
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    It's important to have a way to treat people
    that doesn't involve magic.
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    Should I study too?
[03:12] ---
    Maybe I'll give a talk on
    emergency medical treatment.
[03:15] ---
    Can I come too?
[03:16] ---
    Of course.
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    Should I bring that mannequin?
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    "I found an arm."
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    Miyafuji, hold the legs.
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    Okay!
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    The bag's a little too small.
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    We just need to stuff it in.
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    What's wrong, Trude?
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    It's probably a shocking sight
    for somebody who respects the rules.
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    Oh, there you are, Eila.
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    Okay, let's practice saving lives!
[03:44] ---
    For Sanya's sake!
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    How did you know about this?
[03:48] ---
    I looked into the future, of course.
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    If you knew this was coming
    why didn't you tell me?
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    --I'll teach you a lesson!
    I'll teach you a lesson!
[03:54] ---
    --You can't hit me!
    --I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
[03:56] ---
    --Don't play around with medicine!
    --I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
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    I'm your coach, Hartmann,
    and this is Miyafuji, my assistant.
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    Let's get the class started.
[04:04] ---
    Miyafuji's the assistant?
[04:06] ---
    First, bring the wounded
    soldier to the rear lines.
[04:09] ---
    This is what's called
    "changing course" in Fuso.
[04:11] ---
    Fuso doesn't call it a "retreat"
    even in times like this?
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    That's not right!
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    Probably...
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    Now let's practice getting it on
    a stretcher and calling a doctor!
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    Negative!
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    You don't understand.
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    What we need is the ability to help
    the Squad Leader in her hour of need!
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    We need to save the heroine
    when she's in danger!
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    Trude, go!
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    First you check to see if
    they're awake and breathing.
[04:33] ---
    "Now it's time for the actual training."
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    If they're not, after you
    secure an airway, you do CPR.
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    Let's have Eila go first.
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    Blow into it now, okay?
[04:46] ---
    She wants me to give it my first kiss...
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    No!
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    No, do it.
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    If you're not going to take
    this seriously, let me do it.
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    I have to give this my first kiss?
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    No!
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    Why did you even come here?!
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    People's lives are at risk!
    Stop screwing around!
[05:03] ---
    I can't take this seriously
    with that thing's funny face.
[05:06] ---
    Good point!
[05:09] ---
    You called?
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    We'll learn faster if it's
    a face we like, right?
[05:15] ---
    That does make sense.
[05:16] ---
    It does?
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    Okay, let's draw some faces!
[05:17] ---
    "For Chris"
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    "For Sanya" "For Mio"
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    For medicine!
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    Yes, to save people!
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    They seem to be taking this seriously,
    but they're not, are they?
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    I brought some clay and
    candles to make faces.
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    Is this enough?
[05:33] ---
    Chris is more like this!
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    I'm off by a millimeter!
[05:37] ---
    Miyafuji, get a candle.
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    Okay.
[05:41] ---
    Miyafuji, sorry...
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    You need candles?
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    I'm sorry, Chris.
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    Forgive your sister for being so clumsy.
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    I'm sure she's happy, if anything.
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    "Scratch scratch scratch"
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    It's not good to discriminate
    when you're saving lives, though.
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    If they'll take this seriously,
    I'm willing to let it slide.
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    What else are we going to teach them?
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    I was planning on teaching cardiac massage.
[06:05] ---
    That's very important.
[06:07] ---
    Should we bring Shirley and Lynne too?
[06:11] ---
    Okay, go stand with the other perverts.
[06:14] ---
    Why? I'm just trying to keep
    everyone safe and healthy!
[06:18] ---
    It's a masterpiece!
[06:20] ---
    Wow, that's great.
[06:22] ---
    Looks like it's not going
    that well for you...
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    Eila! Where are you taking that clay?!
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    "Sanya's Room"
[06:33] ---
    "Sting Sting Sting"
[06:33] ---
    Welcome back.
[06:36] ---
    I had a great idea.
[06:38] ---
    I'll put hot wax into this
    mold and let it harden...
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    And I get a Sanya mask!
[06:42] ---
    "Ta-dah!"
[06:44] ---
    Wh-What did you do?
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    I pushed the clay up against
    her face to make a mold.
[06:49] ---
    A death mask?
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    It may be forbidden, but it's for Sanya!
[06:53] ---
    I just love her more than you love yours!
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    Am I the one who'll get in trouble for this?
[06:59] ---
    Well, you're in charge here...
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    Let's get back to it.
[07:04] ---
    I'll start.
[07:05] ---
    Huh? You're using the old face, huh?
[07:08] ---
    When you think about it, it's wrong to
    discriminate between wounded people.
[07:12] ---
    Yeah, right.
[07:14] ---
    Miyafuji, get the torso.
[07:16] ---
    Here you go!
[07:18] ---
    How could you?!
[07:20] ---
    Next. Ready, Eila?
[07:23] ---
    One-hundred percent!
[07:25] ---
    See?
[07:26] ---
    Why is it wearing Sanya's clothes?
[07:29] ---
    I brought them!
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    Impressive!
[07:31] ---
    "Now I'm in more trouble..."
    "I'll apologize with you."
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    I don't like the fact that it's
    got different proportions.
[07:35] ---
    I should've taken more clay
    and gotten a full-body mold.
[07:39] ---
    Sanya! Sanya! Wake up!
[07:41] ---
    She's doing something.
[07:43] ---
    Eila... you came.
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    "She's doing a one-girl play..."
    "Sanya needs CPR when she's talking?
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    I'll save you!
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    I'll save you now! With CPR!
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    Keep going, Eila.
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    I'm teaching a class on saving lives,
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    and should've set more rules
    for making the doll's faces...
[08:00] ---
    I'll apologize again later.
    In writing, if you like...
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    What happened to your clothes, Sanya?
[08:06] ---
    There are male soldiers here!
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    But why did you decide to take this course?
[08:11] ---
    I thought it might help when we go
    look for your parents someday...
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    How can I get mad at you now?
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    Sanya!
[08:18] ---
    Right, right. Are you done
    with this little stuff?
[08:21] ---
    "My tragedy is 'little stuff'?"
    "I'll apologize for that too, in writing if you like..."
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    It's my turn now, right?
[08:23] ---
    I'll also be training for a real scene
    that might happen someday, so help me.
[08:28] ---
    Even if you're just bit parts,
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    if the cast doesn't take this seriously
    it will ruin everything.
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    Think of this as the real thing, okay?
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    It's good to be serious
    about this, so we'll help.
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    Keep up the act no matter what happens!
[08:41] ---
    Okay, let's start with imagining
    the Squad Leader gets attacked...
[08:44] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:46] ---
    Lynne, good timing.
[08:49] ---
    Shoot this.
[08:52] ---
    Here we go...
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    Squad Leader?
[08:56] ---
    Did someone call me?
[08:57] ---
    The Squad Leader!
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    Oh, no! It must have been a Neuroi attack!
[09:02] ---
    What happened to me?
[09:03] ---
    I need to do CPR!
[09:05] ---
    It's a little late for that...
[09:07] ---
    Her heart was destroyed...
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    --Miyafuji!
[09:12] ---
    --That's me?
    --Miyafuji!
[09:13] ---
    --That's me?
    --There's nothing I can do...
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    Eila, where did this future come from?
[09:17] ---
    --Hey, guys...
    --I'm sorry. If I'd only been able to predict it...
[09:21] ---
    This is terrible!
[09:24] ---
    I see...
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    I'm a ghost, aren't I?
[09:30] ---
    Farewell, Mina.
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    What's gotten into you, Mio?
[09:36] ---
    So what do we do with these things?
[09:39] ---
    Break them apart?
[09:40] ---
    We can't break them apart!
[09:41] ---
    I'll just take them.
[09:46] ---
    Shall we destroy the Squad Leader's, too?
[09:48] ---
    No!
[09:49] ---
    But the Squad Leader doesn't have
    a good impression of you anymore.
[09:53] ---
    People would think it was weird
    if they saw them in the trash,
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    so let's just bury them.
[09:57] ---
    Good idea.
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    Mio, you're ridiculous. You're not a ghost.
[10:03] ---
    But I saw the others with my body...
[10:08] ---
    There you are.
[10:09] ---
    What are you doing out here in the woods?
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    Mio!
[10:15] ---
    They found us.
[10:17] ---
    Mina, well you see...
[10:19] ---
    She put us up to it!
[10:23] ---
    Please don't hate me!
[11:57] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    Strike Witches Classroom"
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    Hi everybody!
[12:00] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    Strike Witches Classroom!
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    Today's Witch is Perrine Clostermann.
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    She's an ace witch from
    the Republic of Gallia,
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    and get this, she's the daughter
    of the Clostermann family,
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    the lords of Chartreux province!
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    In other words, she's a
    real noble's daughter!
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    Not only does she behave
    like an elegant, distinguished noble,
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    she has powerful combat abilities
    which were recognized
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    even in her days in Free Gallia Republic.
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    She famously had the nickname of
    "Blue Premier," or "Blue number 1!"
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    And when the 501st was formed,
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    Sakamoto went to her
    directly and recruited her!
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    Her inherent magic is Tonnerre, or "Thunder."
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    It allows her to emit all her magic at once,
    creating an electric blast!
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    It's really strong!
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    But it takes time before
    she can use it again,
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    so she only uses it when
    it's really important!
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    As a noble witch, she has a strong sense
    of noblesse oblige at all times.
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    The way she gets to be with
    such a wonderful witch...
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    Yoshika is so amazing!
[13:25] ---
    It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
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    The Allies have decided to launch
    a full attack on a Neuroi nest!
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    What fate awaits the 501st, and Yoshika?
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    Next time: "501st, You're Splitting Up?"
[13:34] ---
    "Next time:
    501st, You're Splitting Up?"
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    You've never seen witches like these before!
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