E5 - 501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?

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[01:31] ---
    It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
[01:32] ---
    I went to visit Perrine and
    Lynne for the movie filming.
[01:37] ---
    I'd heard they might not be able to
    come back to the unit, but it was okay!
[01:43] ---
    "501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?"
[01:43] ---
    They'll be on reduced hours,
    but they're coming back.
[01:48] ---
    Great!
[01:49] ---
    So, I need to tell you something
    about the other members coming back.
[01:54] ---
    Déjà vu!
[01:55] ---
    No!
[01:57] ---
    I got word from Shirley in Venezia!
[01:59] ---
    Sorry!
[02:01] ---
    It's a tourist spot.
    Does she want to stay more?
[02:04] ---
    She says she can't bear to be there
    any longer and wants to come home.
[02:11] ---
    Their mission there is to
[02:12] ---
    handle the clean-up after that army
    of Neuroi attacked Venezia, right?
[02:17] ---
    That's finished.
[02:19] ---
    So I don't know what's going on.
[02:21] ---
    Something that would make that wild
    child and beast want to come home?
[02:26] ---
    They made up a bunch of lies about
    their war victories in order to
[02:30] ---
    justify all the expense reports
    they filed on their vacation,
[02:32] ---
    and now their conscience is killing them?
[02:36] ---
    Trude, that's not funny!
[02:38] ---
    That's inappropriate!
[02:39] ---
    You shouldn't say that!
[02:40] ---
    Sorry...
[02:42] ---
    "One hour ago, in Venezia"
[02:44] ---
    What do we do today?
[02:46] ---
    Mina won't pay for unnecessary expenses,
[02:49] ---
    so it's time for yet another real vacation!
[02:52] ---
    Yes. Nothing happens at all.
[02:56] ---
    That's a real vacation!
[02:58] ---
    But I can't keep it up anymore...
[03:01] ---
    When you get bored, this is really hard!
[03:03] ---
    Right?
[03:04] ---
    "Flying Officer
    Fernandia Malvezzi"
[03:05] ---
    There you are!
[03:06] ---
    Commander Fer!
[03:07] ---
    I'm glad you didn't run away.
[03:09] ---
    What's up?
[03:11] ---
    I just got this newspaper.
[03:13] ---
    "The Red Pants and Two Members
    of the 501st Save Venezia from the
    Neuroi Without Anyone Knowing!"
[03:13] ---
    The lie we told to justify our expense
    reports ended up in the paper!
[03:17] ---
    If you've got the whole town thanking you
    when you didn't actually do anything,
[03:20] ---
    of course you'll want to go home!
[03:23] ---
    My conscience is making my stomach hurt...
[03:25] ---
    Well, all the thanks should
    make us work harder, right?
[03:28] ---
    And look at this!
[03:28] ---
    "A thank-you ceremony is happening soon!
    Yeager, Lucchini and the Red Pants
    will be giving a talk."
[03:31] ---
    Um, Mina, we finished our
    mission and we're coming home.
[03:35] ---
    I can't wait to get my next mission!
[03:37] ---
    Yeah, give it to me now!
[03:38] ---
    You're not getting away!
[03:40] ---
    No! Send me back to St. Trond!
[03:42] ---
    My heart hurts so bad!
[03:44] ---
    Hang up the phone!
[03:48] ---
    If we must endure, there's
    only one thing left to do...
[03:51] ---
    Yes, only one thing!
[03:54] ---
    We're heading to rescue Shirley
    and Lucchini immediately!
[03:57] ---
    There may be a Neuroi there that even
    the military can't detect. Be careful!
[04:01] ---
    "Venezia Tours"
[04:03] ---
    This does not look like a war zone to me.
[04:05] ---
    The military's found them. I'll guide you there.
[04:10] ---
    Inside a cafè?
[04:12] ---
    This and sweets are all you
    need for some escapism!
[04:15] ---
    Yup!
[04:16] ---
    Well?
[04:18] ---
    They're in the middle of a vacation!
[04:22] ---
    Why were we acting so serious?
[04:24] ---
    No, they're veteran aces.
[04:26] ---
    They must be here for a good reason.
[04:29] ---
    You two think so, too, right?
[04:31] ---
    She's preparing to kick their butts,
[04:33] ---
    and she's preparing her healing
    magic for when Trude's done!
[04:37] ---
    It's noisy outside.
[04:38] ---
    Maybe the people noticed us!
[04:41] ---
    I know! Leave it to me!
[04:44] ---
    Who could've known this
    would happen, though?
[04:48] ---
    She started talking to herself.
[04:50] ---
    It's an honor to have a
    festival thrown for us...
[04:54] ---
    But when I think of those who fight
    the Neuroi without winning glory,
[04:58] ---
    I don't feel like I should be proud...
[05:00] ---
    My heart aches!
[05:01] ---
    What?
[05:02] ---
    I see.
[05:03] ---
    That's what she was talking
    about on the phone?
[05:06] ---
    Well? I just came up with it,
    but it should work.
[05:09] ---
    I see. Smart.
[05:11] ---
    Shirley, let's call them and
    have them put off the festival.
[05:16] ---
    It's the only way...
[05:18] ---
    Can they?
[05:20] ---
    Mina is amazing!
[05:22] ---
    She's even more impressive
    than I've heard, then!
[05:25] ---
    Oh, those girls...
[05:27] ---
    The only thing she can't do is get
    anywhere with Sakamoto!
[05:32] ---
    Trude, that's your cue!
[05:35] ---
    What are you doing here?
[05:37] ---
    You sent out an SOS, right?
[05:39] ---
    That was because I...
[05:40] ---
    Oh, it was about how everyone
    looks at you gratefully?
[05:44] ---
    You should've just said so!
[05:47] ---
    Our family looks at us with respect!
[05:50] ---
    I'm going to cough up blood again!
[05:52] ---
    Yeah!
[05:52] ---
    Tell them that the Red Pants
    are the victims here!
[05:56] ---
    Trude was so mean. She said you
    were lying in your reports.
[06:00] ---
    Just so we're clear,
[06:01] ---
    you're not having an
    aching conscience because
[06:03] ---
    you didn't actually do anything, right?
[06:04] ---
    Good timing!
[06:06] ---
    --Actually!
    --That's awful!
[06:08] ---
    How can you say that after
    what you just heard?
[06:10] ---
    Yeah. The army even
    officially announced it...
[06:14] ---
    What do we do?
[06:16] ---
    We've got only one choice...
[06:18] ---
    We did it!
[06:21] ---
    She didn't specify exactly what she did!
[06:24] ---
    It takes a lot of soldiers working together
    to bring down the Neuroi, huh?
[06:28] ---
    I'm so moved.
[06:29] ---
    Please don't be!
[06:32] ---
    This can be in the movie!
[06:34] ---
    Pardon?
[06:35] ---
    We're making a documentary
    about Miyafuji!
[06:39] ---
    What you just said would
    look great in the movie!
[06:41] ---
    So I'll have you repeat it
    all in front of the camera!
[06:46] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:48] ---
    Please, no movies! No festival!
[06:52] ---
    Fine.
[06:53] ---
    Thank you!
[06:54] ---
    The weight on my heart is lifted...
[06:57] ---
    Shirley, we were wrong, weren't we?
[07:01] ---
    Having nothing going on
    at all is what's best, right?
[07:04] ---
    Yes, I can say it clearly now.
[07:06] ---
    Being tied down sucks!
[07:08] ---
    Now let's stay here a while more!
[07:11] ---
    You asked for a mission
    on the phone, right?
[07:13] ---
    Now fill out your paperwork and get back here.
[07:16] ---
    My freedom is always
    unfairly stolen from me...
[07:19] ---
    Now it's just Sakamoto
    and Eila's group, huh?
[07:23] ---
    But it'll take time for us to
    get the paperwork filed, right?
[07:25] ---
    No, we'll do it for you. Go. Now.
[07:29] ---
    "You aren't staying in Venezia a minute longer"
[07:29] ---
    She's trying to get rid of us!
[07:33] ---
    Oh, no. That paperwork's important!
[07:35] ---
    She's trying to stay here, isn't she?
[07:38] ---
    The 501st are family, right?
    You need them now, right?
[07:43] ---
    No, the people's safety is at stake!
    We need to make sure we take our time...
[07:47] ---
    Right, everyone?
[07:48] ---
    --Huh?
    --What is this?
[07:50] ---
    Officer Malvezzi, I know the paperwork's
    important and part of the rules...
[07:56] ---
    Okay, Squadron Leader Barkhorn,
    to tell the truth...
[08:00] ---
    They eat too much. Drink too much.
    Cause too much ruckus!
[08:03] ---
    They can't concentrate.
    They're on edge all the time.
[08:05] ---
    It's against the rules
    to tell them all that!
[08:08] ---
    This is war PTSD.
[08:11] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[08:13] ---
    It's best to get them back to the
    front lines as soon as possible.
[08:16] ---
    No fair!
[08:17] ---
    Using medicine as a shield!
[08:19] ---
    What she's saying is right!
[08:22] ---
    Oh, I see...
[08:24] ---
    We need to get them home and give them
    a mission to get them back in the fight..
[08:27] ---
    Thank you for taking care of them.
[08:30] ---
    It's fine.
[08:31] ---
    No, don't believe her Barkhorn!
[08:33] ---
    You don't believe her!
[08:33] ---
    "You're causing trouble for the other units"
    "I need to get you back home before
    they catch on to what a loser you are!!"
[08:35] ---
    Fine.
[08:35] ---
    "Yummy..."
[08:37] ---
    But I really can't go right away.
[08:41] ---
    Why?
[08:42] ---
    If I drive right after drinking this,
    I'll be breaking the laws.
[08:47] ---
    She's using the laws as a shield!
[08:50] ---
    It'll be tomorrow, then.
[08:53] ---
    "30 seconds later"
[08:55] ---
    Don't worry. I'll carry it and
    you back at the same time.
[08:59] ---
    Why are you always in best condition?
[09:03] ---
    Farewell, freedom.
[09:04] ---
    Um, Fernandia.
[09:07] ---
    This is a strange way
    to meet someone, but...
[09:10] ---
    Miyafuji, just call me Fer.
[09:12] ---
    And thanks for liberating Romagna!
[09:16] ---
    Not at all!
[09:17] ---
    I should thank you...
[09:20] ---
    Thanks to the information about
    the new type of Neuroi you defeated,
[09:25] ---
    everyone came to help me!
[09:28] ---
    That actually helped?
[09:30] ---
    So I want to thank you by giving
    you a personal physical...
[09:35] ---
    She hadn't given up...
[09:38] ---
    Your words are thanks enough!
[09:40] ---
    I'm satisfied, and I'm sure
    everyone else is, too.
[09:44] ---
    She's such a pure person...
[09:46] ---
    And I tried to touch her
    out of filthy desires...
[09:49] ---
    I'm disgusting!
[09:51] ---
    Seriously!
[09:52] ---
    I'm falling! I'm falling! Stop!
[09:54] ---
    Um, I'll carry her. I'm a better size.
[09:58] ---
    I don't sense any evil.
[09:59] ---
    Was I wrong?
[10:03] ---
    A lot happened, but now the
    501st will come together again!
[10:07] ---
    "How I missed this feeling..."
[10:08] ---
    I'm back!
[11:40] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom"
[11:40] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom!
[11:45] ---
    "Striker Units"
[11:45] ---
    Today I'm here to tell
    you about Striker Units!
[11:52] ---
    This equipment is made by a
    combination of magic and science,
[11:56] ---
    and it's what witches use to fight.
[11:59] ---
    Inside it there's a sorcery engine
    that amplifies a witch's magic power.
[12:05] ---
    It makes shields more powerful than usual,
[12:08] ---
    and can boost attack power, too!
[12:12] ---
    And this is the important part!
[12:16] ---
    When the witches put them on,
[12:18] ---
    it may look like the legs
    go all the way to the tips.
[12:22] ---
    But actually, there's a special
    subspace inside the Striker Units
[12:28] ---
    that holds the witch's legs.
[12:32] ---
    It was Yoshika's father,
    Dr. Miyafuji Ichiro,
[12:35] ---
    who created the theory and practical
    applications behind this!
[12:40] ---
    That's why he's called the
    Father of the Striker Units!
[12:47] ---
    What happens to the
    witch's legs in subspace?
[12:53] ---
    That's classified information!
    I can't tell you here!
[12:57] ---
    Sorry!
[12:59] ---
    The witches are out there
    every day fighting
[13:03] ---
    to protect the world with this
    incredible technology!
[13:08] ---
    Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
[13:16] ---
    It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
[13:18] ---
    Takami headed back to Fuso, and
    Hikari ended up in Orussia alone.
[13:24] ---
    What cruel fate awaits her there?
[13:28] ---
    "Next time:
    502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
[13:28] ---
    Next time: "502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
[13:32] ---
    This time, World Witches
    is actually taking off?
[13:38] ---
    
[13:40] ---