E8 - 502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?

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    "502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?"
[01:34] ---
    The snow's so pretty!
[01:38] ---
    Hikari, is this your first time?
[01:41] ---
    Yes!
[01:41] ---
    I know it makes me look like a kid,
    when I want to be an ace, but...
[01:45] ---
    You're so pure...
[01:46] ---
    Nao was like that last year.
[01:50] ---
    Really?
[01:51] ---
    And here she is this year...
[01:55] ---
    It's here...
[01:55] ---
    "It seems Orussia no longer
    treats her as a guest"
[01:57] ---
    The winter where you die
    if you let your guard down...
[02:00] ---
    The cold is scary, damn it!
[02:02] ---
    Um, if you use your magic power,
    it can keep the cold away...
[02:05] ---
    And you're just gonna keep it
    running 24 hours a day, huh?
[02:08] ---
    If the heater shuts off while
    you're sleeping, you can die!
[02:11] ---
    What do you do then?
[02:14] ---
    Come to my bed.
[02:16] ---
    I won't do anything.
[02:17] ---
    Liar!
[02:18] ---
    Don't worry.
[02:20] ---
    It's so cold that even she
    can't get in the mood.
[02:23] ---
    Five minutes into winter and
    I already understood its terror!
[02:27] ---
    There's no time to be out here working.
[02:29] ---
    Time to go talk about renovations.
[02:32] ---
    What about patrolling for the Neuroi?
[02:33] ---
    They won't come. Don't worry.
[02:35] ---
    Don't worry about Neuroi that won't come.
[02:37] ---
    Worry about -40 temperatures that will come.
[02:39] ---
    What kind of world is this?
[02:42] ---
    Well, in this world you can throw boiling water
[02:43] ---
    and it'll freeze into snow
    before it hits the ground,
[02:45] ---
    or if your clothes get wet,
    you can use them to pound nails.
[02:49] ---
    Do the Neuroi not come here
    because they couldn't live here anyway?
[02:54] ---
    So get somebody in here
    to do renovations, stat.
[02:57] ---
    I understand the situation,
    but they can't just come right away.
[03:01] ---
    Making that happen is your job!
[03:04] ---
    Have you been slacking off?
[03:06] ---
    The cash went to repair
    the Type-O Striker you broke.
[03:10] ---
    Repairing the heater costs 0.5
    the cost of the ones Nipa broke.
[03:13] ---
    --Swapping out the windows costs
    what Krupinski...
[03:15] ---
    --Sorry I asked!
    --Swapping out the windows costs
    what Krupinski...
[03:16] ---
    If we're going to do renovations, I'll do them!
[03:20] ---
    Do it yourself, huh?
[03:21] ---
    Take Nipa, then.
[03:23] ---
    She's reliable.
[03:25] ---
    What are you thinking, Commander?
[03:28] ---
    Taking Nipa to a construction site?
[03:30] ---
    Are you trying to get her killed?
[03:31] ---
    How rude.
[03:33] ---
    Have her walk around the base and then we'll
    know all the parts that are dangerous.
[03:37] ---
    It'll cut down on repair costs.
[03:39] ---
    I see. Makes sense!
[03:41] ---
    Nipa's face says she's lost faith in humanity!
[03:45] ---
    Let's do some other things to keep out the cold.
[03:49] ---
    All of you, work together
    to overcome to the cold.
[03:52] ---
    All of us?
[03:54] ---
    Well, my back hurts...
[03:56] ---
    Um, when we're out fighting
    and it gets cold, what do we do?
[04:02] ---
    That, huh?
[04:03] ---
    I'll answer...
[04:05] ---
    Millions of people are behind us,
    cheering us on.
[04:09] ---
    Doesn't thinking of them
    make you feel all warm inside?
[04:12] ---
    No, that's not what we meant.
[04:14] ---
    "Winter Begins"
[04:15] ---
    Sorry. Wear layers. Layers.
[04:17] ---
    "Another Day"
[04:21] ---
    I'm freezing and I'm indoors!
[04:24] ---
    I'm spending the rest of the day
    in a room with a heater and a book.
[04:27] ---
    "Announcements"
[04:28] ---
    Nipa! Good morning!
[04:31] ---
    Announcements?
[04:33] ---
    I asked Sasha to give us some recreation.
[04:37] ---
    When it's this cold?
[04:39] ---
    Playing cards or something?
[04:41] ---
    "Cold Swimming"
[04:43] ---
    So let's have some recreation!
[04:46] ---
    I don't get it!
[04:48] ---
    Are we really doing this, Sasha?
[04:51] ---
    Yes. It's a good tradition.
    We do it in my country, too.
[04:55] ---
    We're doing it...
[04:57] ---
    Shimohara and Jose are sleeping since
    they're on night patrol. Let's go, then!
[05:03] ---
    Wait! I'll go see if they're up!
[05:05] ---
    Hey, no running!
[05:08] ---
    Let me go, Nao!
[05:09] ---
    You wanted to see naked girls.
    Now's your chance.
[05:13] ---
    I know, but not like this...
[05:16] ---
    Why did you okay this, Commander?
[05:18] ---
    If Hikari gets too scared of winter to work,
[05:21] ---
    what do we tell Takami?
[05:23] ---
    --Takami would be disappointed...
    --My sister would be disappointed in me?
[05:26] ---
    --I can't let that happen!
    --I can't let that happen!
[05:28] ---
    Then it's settled! Thanks, Commander.
[05:31] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[05:32] ---
    We need it for our ace sisters plan...
    Never mind.
[05:35] ---
    Good luck.
[05:36] ---
    You're really thinking
    about your subordinates, huh?
[05:39] ---
    I'm a great manager, huh?
[05:42] ---
    I thought all you did was
    drink coffee where it's warm.
[05:46] ---
    Um, can we do something else, Commander?
[05:49] ---
    As a teacher, I'm opposed to
    anything that could cause illness.
[05:53] ---
    That's not true.
[05:55] ---
    It helps train the mind and improves blood flow,
[05:57] ---
    and it has anti-depressant
    and anti-insomnia effects.
[06:01] ---
    If you're a teacher, shouldn't
    your students' health come first?
[06:05] ---
    As a teacher, I want all three
    of you to do your best!
[06:08] ---
    She abandoned us!
[06:10] ---
    You guys are coming, too?
[06:13] ---
    I'm afraid I have to stay here and
    do paperwork and answer phones.
[06:18] ---
    She ran.
[06:20] ---
    Does it work for back pain?
[06:22] ---
    Sorry. It makes it worse.
[06:25] ---
    I see. That's a shame.
[06:28] ---
    Wow, she's a real ace! She wanted to do it!
[06:31] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[06:35] ---
    We do it in the river?
[06:36] ---
    Yup!
[06:38] ---
    Wait, the river's frozen!
[06:40] ---
    We can't do it now!
[06:42] ---
    Thank you, winter! You saved us!
[06:44] ---
    Let's do something else!
[06:45] ---
    I thought this would happen,
    so I came prepared!
[06:48] ---
    This is the one time in your life
    you came prepared?
[06:51] ---
    I can't believe we have
    to break the ice first...
[06:54] ---
    --Fall... in...
[06:55] ---
    --I hear something...
    --Fall... in...
[06:57] ---
    Fall... in... Fall... in...
[07:01] ---
    Okay, all done!
[07:02] ---
    Why is it only at times like this...?
[07:04] ---
    I'm disappointed in you, Nipa!
[07:08] ---
    I can't get away from the fire!
[07:11] ---
    This is enough to kill a human!
[07:13] ---
    You're being silly.
[07:15] ---
    Here I go!
[07:17] ---
    Nipa!
[07:19] ---
    Did she die?
[07:20] ---
    You okay?
[07:21] ---
    Nipa...
[07:23] ---
    You could at least turn towards the river...
[07:26] ---
    Jump in, guys!
[07:28] ---
    No way! She's alive!
[07:30] ---
    Fine! I'll go!
[07:32] ---
    Have you gone mad?
[07:34] ---
    I can't refuse a beckoning Nipa in a bikini!
[07:37] ---
    She hasn't gone mad!
[07:39] ---
    With the magma in my heart...
[07:43] ---
    We have to save her!
[07:45] ---
    I'll help!
[07:47] ---
    Just think of it as training and jump in!
[07:50] ---
    Okay! I'll show my witch soul!
[07:54] ---
    So warm!
[07:57] ---
    Teacher!
[07:59] ---
    I'm getting used to it.
[08:01] ---
    She's alive?
[08:02] ---
    Hop in!
[08:03] ---
    A soldier shouldn't run from anything.
[08:07] ---
    We have to go!
[08:08] ---
    Right!
[08:10] ---
    --Witch soul! Witch soul!
[08:11] ---
    --Yeah, you're supposed to put
    cold water on your heart first.
    --Witch soul! Witch soul!
[08:15] ---
    Hurry up!
[08:19] ---
    It hurts! It's not cold, it hurts!
[08:23] ---
    "Several Minutes Later"
[08:24] ---
    Wow, you actually get used to it.
[08:27] ---
    After the pain passes, it actually feels good.
[08:31] ---
    It happened to you, too?
[08:33] ---
    It's strange, huh?
[08:34] ---
    I told you, it's fine.
SIGN    "'It hurts at first and then it starts to feel good' Oh, Hikari, you naughty girl"
[08:36] ---
    Winter isn't that scary, huh?
[08:39] ---
    --Aww, jeez...
    --Thanks, Nipa!
[08:43] ---
    Next up is the sauna!
[08:45] ---
    Help me, you two.
[08:48] ---
    Okay!
[08:49] ---
    This could be part of our
    educational curriculum, huh?
[08:53] ---
    Though I guess you have to be able to swim.
[08:56] ---
    Huh? Don't people usually float?
[08:59] ---
    Right?
[09:01] ---
    Okay, I'm going to get the sauna ready.
[09:04] ---
    The cold froze the water on my body!
[09:08] ---
    But I don't feel cold at all.
[09:10] ---
    This is amazing.
[09:12] ---
    How does this work, exactly?
[09:15] ---
    "Feel the hot blood!"
[09:15] ---
    When your body freezes, you start
    feeling the blood in your body as warm.
[09:22] ---
    Doesn't that mean we're really cold?
[09:26] ---
    So no doing it for more than 15 minutes!
[09:28] ---
    It can kill you!
[09:30] ---
    But we're fine.
[09:32] ---
    Us, anyway!
SIGN    "We've finally conquered winter-er-er" "There're no baths here, so let's just bathe here-re-re"
[09:34] ---
    Guys, get out of there!
[09:40] ---
    I feel alive...
[09:42] ---
    I was going crazy back there.
[09:44] ---
    This is all wrong, guys!
[09:47] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:49] ---
    This is a sauna--
    why are we still dressed?
[09:52] ---
    "We'd have to put in mysterious
    white rays, dummy!!"
[09:52] ---
    That's the first thing you worry about
    when your temperature goes up?
[09:54] ---
    Suomisians have strict rules about saunas.
    This goes against them, right? Right?
[09:59] ---
    Yeah, but...
[10:01] ---
    It's okay for today, right?
[10:02] ---
    We're doing six more sets after this!
[11:40] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom"
[11:40] ---
    Hello, everyone!
[11:42] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom!
[11:46] ---
    Today, I'll introduce you to these
    two members of the 502nd!
[11:52] ---
    First, Edytha Rossmann!
[11:55] ---
    She's from the Imperial Karlsland Air Force,
    and she'll go down in history
[11:59] ---
    for being the first to use the hit-and-away
    and pair-flying tactics!
[12:05] ---
    And she's a talented trainer of new witches.
[12:09] ---
    The super ace of the 501st,
    Hartmann, was trained by her!
[12:15] ---
    She's always serious and cheerful,
[12:18] ---
    but sometimes she grows nine tails
    and sucks the blood of young witches...
[12:24] ---
    Wait, this isn't the right text!
[12:27] ---
    Sorry!
[12:29] ---
    Next is Waltrud Krupinski!
[12:33] ---
    She's another super ace from
    the Karlsland Air Force.
[12:38] ---
    And supposedly she's good friends
    with Hartmann and Barkhorn!
[12:42] ---
    And because of her elegant mannerisms,
    tall, slim body, and noble way of speaking
[12:48] ---
    people call her the Gräfin, or Countess,
    even though she doesn't have a noble title.
[12:54] ---
    She, along with Nipa and Kanno,
    has defeated many Neuroi.
[13:01] ---
    The three of them have a cool
    nickname: the Break Witches!
[13:06] ---
    Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
[13:15] ---
    It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
[13:17] ---
    The 501st is wrapping up their movie!
[13:21] ---
    Wait, is that a Neuroi attack?
[13:26] ---
    Next time: "501st, Plots Are in Motion?"
[13:26] ---
    "Next time:
    '501st, Plots Are in Motion?'"
[13:31] ---
    This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
[13:36] ---
    
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