E8 - 501st, Ready for Night Work?

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    "501st, Ready for Night Work?"
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    Today, Barkhorn is teaching us a lesson.
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    Something to keep in mind
    when fighting the Neuroi.
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    They use beam weapons,
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    which means a single moment's
    lapsed concentration can be fatal.
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    That's why you need to not close
    your eyes or look away.
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    You can't close your eyes?
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    That's tough.
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    At first, nobody could do it.
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    Right, Hartmann?
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    But with enough training,
    you can keep them open at all times.
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    Want to try it?
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    It involves a gun?
[02:00] ---
    Could you show us first?
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    Can you do it, Hartmann?
[02:05] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:06] ---
    Come up front.
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    That's fine. We can do it with her asleep.
[02:09] ---
    "Hartmann's Ultimate Technique:
    'Open-Eyed Sleeping'"
    "Its weak point is dry eyes."
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    Hartmann, wake up!
[02:15] ---
    --No! Lynne's magic will blow
    a hole right through me!
[02:15] ---
    --This is an emergency. Everyone, report
    to the commander's office immediately.
[02:21] ---
    What do you think this is about?
[02:21] ---
    "Thanks for letting me get
    some target practice in. Bye!"
    "Oh, um, sure."
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    Well, we'll know when we get there.
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    Hey, Mio.
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    Don't let me sleep a wink tonight.
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    Yeah, you can count on me.
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    Don't bring me here to show me that.
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    Have a good time.
[02:34] ---
    Come back!
[02:36] ---
    There's reports the Neuroi
    will attack tonight.
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    So you're on night duty tonight.
    You'll be staying up all night.
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    Huh? You're on night duty tonight, Yoshika?
[02:47] ---
    That's right.
[02:49] ---
    We all are?
[02:50] ---
    The reports say you and the regular
    night patrol can handle it.
[02:54] ---
    ♪ No matter what happens, it won't get to me!
    Even if the Earth blows up... ♪
[02:59] ---
    Sanya, I need you tell me all about
    how I can do my best tonight.
[03:04] ---
    Sure. I'll teach your body how
    to do what it needs to do.
[03:09] ---
    No sign of the Neuroi...
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    Want to go for a walk?
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    Bad idea.
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    You shouldn't wander around at night,
    even if it's just inside the base.
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    Yeah. You're a frail little girl.
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    What about her?
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    She doesn't count.
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    What's she doing?
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    I see a glimpse of a Fuso blade
    in the darkness...
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    So tired...
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    You guys ready?
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    For the Neuroi?
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    No, I filled up the big bath.
[03:35] ---
    Go take a dip.
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    I see!
[03:38] ---
    So you were cutting logs to heat it up.
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    Sorry I'm late!
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    You took your time, Miyafuji.
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    Sorry, it was tougher than I thought!
[03:48] ---
    Miyafuji?!
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    Hot!
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    This is the normal temperature in Fuso.
[03:56] ---
    Th-That's right.
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    I like it so hot it's painful.
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    You heard her...
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    Hot baths are dangerous,
    and can cause strokes and heart attacks.
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    What do you think, Miyafuji?
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    Moderation in all things is important.
[04:13] ---
    Sexy girl Hartmann has special tips
    for bath beauty care.
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    I recommend using Sturm to move air
    under your body, creating a bubble bath!
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    It relaxes and beautifies!
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    Feels so good!
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    You're a lady, act like it.
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    "Sauna"
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    Doesn't the sauna feel good, Eila?
[04:34] ---
    Yeah. Glad we begged them to put one in.
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    I would've preferred a savusauna, though,
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    "A sauna that fills the room
    with steam instead of smoke."
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    but everybody was against it.
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    So the temperature's 80 degrees?
[04:41] ---
    "100"
    "50"
    "0"
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    That's cold.
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    Want to head out for a second?
SIGN    "People from Northern Europe are unaffected by cold but seem to not like temperatures between 0 and 60."
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    It's so hot outside.
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    It's five degrees.
    We're in the tropics, after all.
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    I feel so relaxed, don't you?
[04:53] ---
    Yeah.
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    Want some coffee?
[04:55] ---
    Sure.
[04:56] ---
    That was a great way to relax.
SIGN    "Can't breathe" "Can't breathe" "So bitter"
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    Oh, right.
[05:00] ---
    Shirley, Lynne.
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    What is it, Yoshika?
[05:05] ---
    You can go to bed now.
[05:07] ---
    Why were we brought here then?
[05:08] ---
    "For Your Boobs"
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    "Sorry..."
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    Do you have any gum to help me stay awake?
[05:13] ---
    It's not gum, but we used to
    eat this back in Fuso.
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    A devil fish!
[05:19] ---
    "Tentacles? For a magical girl?!"
[05:19] ---
    You don't like them?
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    Please remember that, Squadron Leader!
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    "Kyaaah"! You went "Kyaah."
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    I'm going to use the
    kitchen for a little bit.
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    You're going to cook?
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    Everybody will be hungry soon.
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    But eating makes you sleepy, right?
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    Should we deliberately make it taste bad?
[05:39] ---
    That sounds kind of fun.
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    Wait! That's a problem in and of itself!
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    We're going to go to
    battle. We need nutrition.
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    It'll be fine!
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    Fine for you, I'm sure, but...
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    That's not what I mean!
    The Neuroi aren't coming,
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    so don't ruin Sanya's cooking!
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    Hang on a second!
[05:58] ---
    They really didn't come.
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    Who's to blame here, you think?
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    The Neuroi are going to pay for this...
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    I've never wanted
    the Neuroi to come so badly.
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    Excuse me, everyone.
[06:10] ---
    They're finally here?
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    I'm so sick of waiting.
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    I didn't think I'd get such a warm welcome.
[06:17] ---
    Marseille has come from the African
    theater to do a photoshoot.
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    And the Neuroi that were coming...
[06:24] ---
    They were in my way, so I took
    them down for you before I landed.
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    You can welcome me,
    but I don't do autographs.
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    Huh?
[06:36] ---
    Ultimate Technique: "Open-Eyed Sleeping."
[06:39] ---
    I have a special announcement
    for you all today.
[06:41] ---
    I'm Hanna Justina Marseille.
[06:43] ---
    I've come to do a photoshoot
    for the PR department.
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    Nice to meet you all.
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    Where are the others?!
[06:54] ---
    They were all up all night last night...
[06:56] ---
    So they were awake when
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    I came because they
    were up waiting for the Neuroi I defeated?
[07:01] ---
    So it's up to you, Lucchini!
[07:03] ---
    Give her everything she needs!
[07:05] ---
    Roger!
[07:07] ---
    They wanted photos of me
    meeting another ultra ace...
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    But they're all asleep.
[07:12] ---
    Mina! I know this is the front lines,
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    but you shouldn't abuse your people
    so much that one night knocks them out!
[07:18] ---
    That's not it! It's because
    they slack off all day!
[07:18] ---
    "What!?"
[07:21] ---
    But I can't say that!
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    We were woken up.
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    My name is Marseille, and I'm with
    the Storm Witches in Africa.
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    I'm here for part of a military propaganda
    campaign called "Meeting of Aces."
[07:34] ---
    Nice to meet you all.
[07:36] ---
    Um... sorry.
[07:39] ---
    If you want an autograph
    as an apology, I'll...
[07:41] ---
    It's not your fault!
[07:43] ---
    Well, this is a pain.
[07:45] ---
    You know her?
[07:47] ---
    I guess she was Hartmann's
    rival in Karlsland.
[07:50] ---
    She would try and compete
    with me in everything.
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    Eating.
[07:56] ---
    Bathing.
[07:57] ---
    During training...
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    It was rough.
[08:02] ---
    She sounds like a stalker.
[08:03] ---
    You don't get to talk!
[08:06] ---
    I just remembered that my sister
    wanted your autograph.
[08:12] ---
    Oh, she wants my autograph, huh?
[08:15] ---
    Huh? She looks happy.
[08:17] ---
    I bet almost nobody ever actually asks.
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    I'm not doing any autographs
    for rock-headed sister-lovers!
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    Hey, Hanna!
[08:25] ---
    Trude isn't rock-head, and she
    isn't obsessed with her sister--
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    Never mind. Sorry for interrupting.
[08:30] ---
    Hey!
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    For now, why don't we eat lunch?
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    We can have an eating competition, Hartmann!
[08:37] ---
    Fine, let's settle this!
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    It's rare for you to actually agree.
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    Here we go!
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    Give us this day our daily bread,
    and forgive us our trespasses...
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    What bad manners!
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    I guess we have our winner.
[08:50] ---
    No, this isn't what I wanted.
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    Oh, right. Can I have milk, not tea?
[08:53] ---
    "So full..."
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    Does that go well with lunch?
[08:58] ---
    Of course.
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    It's the only way to
    maintain my good eyesight.
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    And my proportions are the best
    in the world, and it's thanks to milk!
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    You think you're the best, huh?
[09:08] ---
    Yoshika...
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    Why compete when you've got
    something only you can do?
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    Like your butt reload.
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    What's that?
[09:16] ---
    She carries her ammo on her hip,
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    and bounces it up to her hand
    with her butt so she can reload.
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    That's a neat trick.
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    I see...
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    So I guess I'm the greatest
    butt-master in the world.
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    Ignorance is scary.
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    What?
[09:33] ---
    Get a load of this.
[09:34] ---
    Wing Commander Mina used her butt to--
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    "Neuroi"
[09:36] ---
    So, who are you going to pair off with?
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    Oh, right.
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    I made time in my busy schedule
    to come here because Hartmann's here.
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    "Stay strong..."
    "Thank you, friend."
[09:45] ---
    Sucks to be Hartmann...
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    Well, she's probably the strongest here.
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    Yeah.
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    Yeah. Looks like I'm your girl.
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    What's going on between them?
[10:01] ---
    Good work!
[10:03] ---
    Hartmann's really cool
    when she's not slacking off!
[10:06] ---
    That's my rival for you.
[10:09] ---
    Brave in the sky. Beautiful on the ground.
[10:09] ---
    "Please shut up..."
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    Like a lily in bloom...
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    It's tough to have a stalker.
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    Eila, we need to talk later.
[10:19] ---
    Okay, I need to get going.
[10:21] ---
    You're leaving already?
    You could at least take a bath first.
[10:25] ---
    Yoshika...
[10:27] ---
    Oh, right. Here.
[10:27] ---
    "I knew it. She had some ready
    even though nobody asked..."
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    An autograph, huh?
[10:31] ---
    Thanks!
[10:32] ---
    Stay longer next time.
[10:34] ---
    I don't want to compete in anything, though.
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    Yeah. Thanks for your help today, Hartmann.
[10:40] ---
    See you around!
[10:41] ---
    --Why were we woken up for this?
    --Yeah, take care!
[10:45] ---
    Hartmann acting serious.
[12:18] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    Strike Witches Classroom"
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    Hi everybody!
[12:21] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    Strike Witches Classroom!
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    Today's witch is Mina Dietlinde Wilcke!
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    She's the leader of the
    501st Joint Fighter Wing,
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    and also one of the Karlsland
    Empire's ace witches.
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    She's accomplished many
    things in her battles.
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    Due to the beautiful, elegant way she fights,
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    she's sometimes called the Fürstin,
    which means "Flying Princess."
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    She's also good at dealing
    with delicate military politics,
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    and is the witch who created the 501st!
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    Her inherent ability is called
    "Three Dimensional Space Understanding."
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    She can immediately find
    the positions of enemies and allies,
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    and just the right orders.
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    You could say she's the ideal commander!
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    But she also wanted to be a vocalist,
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    and she's one of the best
    singers among the witches!
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    The way she gets to be with a girl
    who's great at fighting and the arts...
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    Yoshika's so amazing!
[13:39] ---
    It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso!
[13:41] ---
    I've heard Yoshika isn't doing so good!
[13:45] ---
    What's going on? I'm worried!
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    Next time: "501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
[13:48] ---
    "Next time:
    501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
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    You've never seen witches like these before!
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