E3 - 501st, You're Paying Them Back?

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[01:30] ---
    It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
[01:32] ---
    Military PR is making a movie,
    with me as the star!
[01:37] ---
    Barkhorn's the director!
    I'm sure she'll do great!
[01:40] ---
    But I am a little worried...
[01:42] ---
    "I didn't have to make another call..."
[01:42] ---
    Cut!
[01:43] ---
    "I didn't have to make another call..."
    "501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
[01:44] ---
    That's some good footage.
[01:45] ---
    Hey, if we're paying people back,
    why not start with Perrine's place?
[01:48] ---
    "I didn't have to make another call..."
[01:49] ---
    She needs to get the finances for that orphanage
    in order before she can come back.
[01:52] ---
    Yeah.
[01:54] ---
    It's weird to think of Perrine
    acting as a mom, though.
[01:57] ---
    Does that make Lynne a mom?
[02:00] ---
    Sakamoto was going there all the time.
[02:02] ---
    Wouldn't she be the dad?
[02:04] ---
    "Mina and Perrine are rivals in love"
[02:04] ---
    Definitely starting with Perrine, then.
[02:07] ---
    She was just asking me to bring something
    to help with the reconstruction.
[02:07] ---
    "Jeez..."
[02:12] ---
    That's right. She was asking for
    your sister's help with something.
[02:15] ---
    I'll set up the appointments.
[02:18] ---
    We're going outside? Why?
[02:21] ---
    Perrine heard about what
    they did for you back home,
[02:24] ---
    and thought it'd make a great
    symbol of the reconstruction.
[02:26] ---
    It's huge! What is it?
[02:28] ---
    It's something that they're
    going to be making all over!
[02:32] ---
    Witch panels for tourists!
[02:34] ---
    That's what they did for me to Kamukura!
[02:37] ---
    That's cultural pollution and it'll be my fault!
[02:40] ---
    Well, if it helps pay back Perrine...
[02:43] ---
    Perrine didn't really remember
    what it was when she asked.
[02:47] ---
    Recently, most of these things have
    the faces cut out! I need to cut it out!
[02:53] ---
    Why don't we just send them directly?
[02:55] ---
    Shipping costs!
[02:56] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:58] ---
    Don't stop me!
[02:59] ---
    I need to do this!
[03:01] ---
    You hate Mio so much?
[03:04] ---
    I see.
[03:05] ---
    As military women, we need to
    keep up with the latest trends.
[03:08] ---
    It's bad for my heart
    to watch, so I'll do it.
[03:12] ---
    It's rough to do this from the front.
[03:14] ---
    Shall we do it from the back?
[03:16] ---
    Miyafuji, we need to talk.
[03:19] ---
    Mio, what are you doing here?
[03:23] ---
    She passed out!
[03:24] ---
    This is our chance! Trude, these panels
    are heavy, so you do it!
[03:28] ---
    But what do you want me to do?
[03:30] ---
    Leave it to me!
[03:33] ---
    It's a scary creature!
[03:35] ---
    I'll get you for this later...
[03:36] ---
    --I'll get you for this!
[03:38] ---
    --Barkhorn flew into the sky!
    --I'll get you for this!
[03:39] ---
    Come back to Earth! Don't help her!
[03:42] ---
    "No fair..."
[03:43] ---
    Let's all pretend this never happened.
[03:45] ---
    So, which units are you going to?
[03:48] ---
    I've got a file with the names
    of all the Witches who helped us.
[03:52] ---
    If I follow you, it's sure
    to make a great movie.
[03:56] ---
    If you're going, I'm going.
[03:59] ---
    Hey, this isn't a pleasure trip.
[04:01] ---
    It's a matter of survival!
[04:03] ---
    If you two leave, only Mina
    will be left to do the cooking!
[04:07] ---
    "Witch Check File"
[04:07] ---
    This is the file!
[04:09] ---
    You've even got it bookmarked.
[04:11] ---
    Are you trying to make it look
    more organized than it is?
[04:13] ---
    No.
[04:14] ---
    Um, so... As for where we're going...
[04:16] ---
    The Noble Witches B-Unit,
    and the Red Pants,
[04:20] ---
    took out the Neuroi near
    the medical school.
[04:23] ---
    The Brave Witches, who sent us Eila
    and Sanya, are in a harsh war zone.
[04:27] ---
    At this point, nobody knew
    that this journey would unravel
[04:31] ---
    the fraudulent Neuroi accounting that
    all the units were participating in.
[04:35] ---
    Don't add weird narration!
[04:37] ---
    But we need to start with Lynne's group.
[04:37] ---
    "Witch Check File"
[04:41] ---
    You're so noble.
[04:44] ---
    I'll go wake up Mina!
[04:48] ---
    You dropped something.
[04:49] ---
    "501st Shirley - Top Grade"
    "504th Luciana - Excellent"
    "506th B Geena Preddy - Excellent (Beautiful)" "502nd Nikka E Katajainen - Top Grade"
[04:51] ---
    "Witch Check File"
[04:51] ---
    I can't want to meet the other Witches.
[04:56] ---
    We're taking so many supplies to
    Perrine that we have to go by land.
[05:01] ---
    It helped us hide that panel.
[05:04] ---
    I need to talk to you
    about something important.
[05:07] ---
    Yes?
[05:08] ---
    I haven't told them about the
    501st coming back together.
[05:12] ---
    It'll make for a better movie
    if Miyafuji tells them.
[05:17] ---
    We'll catch them by surprise!
[05:19] ---
    But if we're telling them
    something so important,
[05:22] ---
    we don't have to leave this
    early in the morning...
[05:24] ---
    This kind of ties into that...
[05:27] ---
    They may not be able to come back.
[05:32] ---
    Again?
[05:34] ---
    The reason you're leaving early
    is because they're too busy,
[05:37] ---
    and they may not be able
    to help with the 501st.
[05:42] ---
    Oh, no!
[05:43] ---
    So I want you to tell me
    if there's any chance.
[05:47] ---
    Me?
[05:49] ---
    If it's too hard,
    do you want to stay here?
[05:52] ---
    No. Even if they can't come back,
[05:54] ---
    I still want to see their happy faces
    when we deliver all these supplies.
[05:57] ---
    Miyafuji!
[05:58] ---
    You have such a pure and beautiful heart!
[06:01] ---
    Unlike that file from yesterday.
[06:04] ---
    Miyafuji's so cute. If we can't make a
    video of the 501st coming back together,
[06:08] ---
    maybe we can make an idol video.
[06:10] ---
    Your eyes are rotten, Trude!
[06:13] ---
    Good morning!
[06:14] ---
    I brought supplies!
[06:16] ---
    Oh, welcome!
[06:18] ---
    You've got a camera out already?
[06:20] ---
    Missing a scene is a sin!
[06:22] ---
    Thank you, Yoshika!
[06:24] ---
    Give me a hug, Lynne!
[06:27] ---
    Why?
[06:28] ---
    They don't do hugs in Fuso movies, so I can't.
[06:29] ---
    "She's mentioning it now so she
    doesn't have to mention it later"
[06:33] ---
    Miyafuji, ask her about the 501st.
[06:36] ---
    Okay.
[06:37] ---
    Um, Hartmann, where's that panel?
[06:43] ---
    Why did you do this?
[06:45] ---
    L-Let me explain!
[06:47] ---
    It's the centerpiece of your tourism,
    so I wanted it to be in the latest style...
[06:50] ---
    The latest style...
[06:53] ---
    She's close to convinced!
    Just a little more!
[06:55] ---
    Okay! I knew this was coming
    and got a plan ready...
[06:57] ---
    I should've asked first, right!
    I need to apologize!
[07:01] ---
    And...
[07:02] ---
    Sorry!
[07:05] ---
    How dare you...?
[07:05] ---
    "Say this line to bring
    the 501st back together!!"
[07:06] ---
    There're words on the back!
[07:08] ---
    She wants me to read them?
[07:10] ---
    "Perrine, forget that. Let's talk about
    the next step for our relationship."
[07:17] ---
    It's working!
[07:18] ---
    Perrine, there might be kids watching!
[07:20] ---
    You can't deceive me
    with something like that.
[07:25] ---
    You're brutal, Yoshika.
[07:27] ---
    Don't blame me! Blame
    the assistant director!
[07:30] ---
    Let's unload the supplies.
[07:33] ---
    Yeah.
[07:34] ---
    I'll come up with a
    place to put the panel.
[07:38] ---
    Okay. That'll do it.
[07:41] ---
    Thank you!
[07:43] ---
    Judge Miyafuji,
    it's time to make the call.
[07:46] ---
    O-Okay.
[07:48] ---
    Tell me, what do you do when
    you're taking care of the kids?
[07:51] ---
    I help them study, or get in the bath
    with them to raise the water level.
[07:57] ---
    It's all kids here, so the amount of chores
    isn't that different from the 501st!
[08:01] ---
    It's impossible!
[08:03] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:05] ---
    Perrine's working so hard, and she was
    looking forward to that panel, and I...
[08:09] ---
    Yeah, let's apologize.
[08:13] ---
    There she is! Perrine...
[08:18] ---
    I was just trying to see what
    the latest trend was for myself...
[08:22] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[08:23] ---
    Take your face out of
    the panel before you talk.
[08:27] ---
    I don't think I can ask
    them to do any more work.
[08:33] ---
    There must be some way...
[08:36] ---
    She said no, and you're
    still running the camera.
[08:38] ---
    I believe...
[08:40] ---
    Miyafuji's created miracles!
[08:43] ---
    She'll be able to find a way to do
    both child-raising and warfighting!
[08:47] ---
    Yeah.
[08:48] ---
    Because of Miyafuji, I was able to
    combine warfighting and slacking off!
[08:52] ---
    Don't think that if you
    say it with a happy smile,
[08:54] ---
    you'll be able to get
    away with it from now on!
[08:56] ---
    What's with them?
[09:00] ---
    I think they're asking about
    bringing the 501st back together.
[09:04] ---
    The 501st? I can't wait!
[09:07] ---
    Yeah.
[09:07] ---
    That's why we worked through
    this hellish schedule!
[09:12] ---
    But why are they running
    a camera and whispering?
[09:15] ---
    They're just trying to make it a surprise.
[09:18] ---
    I've made my decision.
[09:20] ---
    We won't ask them to come back.
[09:23] ---
    Why?
[09:25] ---
    Miyafuji's always made the
    impossible possible, but now...
[09:28] ---
    I can't give up!
[09:31] ---
    I know you're busy helping raise the kids,
[09:33] ---
    but I'll help, so come back!
[09:36] ---
    Okay.
[09:38] ---
    That was the plan.
[09:40] ---
    No fair!
[09:41] ---
    You're ruining my joy.
[09:43] ---
    And you're ruining ours!
[09:46] ---
    B-But really, don't work too hard.
[09:48] ---
    I'll help as much as I can.
[09:51] ---
    Okay, thanks!
[09:53] ---
    I'll start by doing what
    Lynne talked about.
[09:57] ---
    That face...
[09:59] ---
    You said you get in baths with the kids?
[10:01] ---
    Lynne, let's take a bath together today.
[10:08] ---
    One down.
[11:40] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom"
[11:40] ---
    Hello, everyone!
[11:42] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom!
[11:45] ---
    Today I'll explain how magic power works!
[11:45] ---
    "Magic Power"
[11:51] ---
    This is a special power
    that all witches have.
[11:56] ---
    It's the power that's most effective
    against ancient monsters, and modern Neuroi!
[12:04] ---
    This magic power actually uses the power
    of "familiars," which are animal spirits.
[12:11] ---
    That's why you get the ears and tail of
    a familiar when you use your magic power.
[12:17] ---
    Yoshika's familiar is a Mameshiba!
[12:22] ---
    But magic power isn't
    that strong on its own,
[12:27] ---
    and the most you could do is summon
    shields or fly on a broom for a little.
[12:33] ---
    But in the 17th century, a way to amplify
    it with machines was discovered,
[12:38] ---
    giving it vastly more power than before.
[12:43] ---
    Because of that, Witches are going to
    be more and more important in society!
[12:50] ---
    Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
[12:58] ---
    It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
[13:00] ---
    The Karibuchi sisters have
    set off for Eastern Europe.
[13:05] ---
    What kind of people will she find
    at her destination, the 502nd?
[13:12] ---
    Next time: Introducing the 502nd?
[13:12] ---
    "Next time:
    Introducing the 502nd?"
[13:16] ---
    This time, World Witches
    is actually taking off?
[13:20] ---
    
[13:23] ---