E5 - 501st, Time For a Haircut?
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[01:30] ---
Oh, Mio.
[01:31] ---
Your hair's grown out.
[01:34] ---
You're right.
[01:35] ---
It's getting in my eyes.
Maybe I should cut it a little.
[01:36] ---
"501st, Time For a Haircut?"
[01:38] ---
You cut it yourself?
[01:39] ---
Yeah. I'll do it now.
[01:42] ---
Stop! Stop!
[01:44] ---
What are you doing?
[01:46] ---
I'm cutting my hair, obviously.
[01:48] ---
You're a girl, Mio. You need to treat
your hair the same way you do your life.
[01:53] ---
I get it.
[01:54] ---
You're telling me I need to commit
seppuku when I do it, right?
[01:57] ---
Forget it. I'll cut your hair myself.
[02:01] ---
You look like a mom.
[02:05] ---
If there were anybody else in the room,
you'd be court-martialed for that.
[02:08] ---
Here I go.
[02:09] ---
Oh, Wing Commander Mina. I have a mess--
[02:13] ---
S-Seppuku!
[02:15] ---
No! It's not what it looks like!
[02:17] ---
I see.
[02:18] ---
You were cutting her hair.
[02:20] ---
So, what was the message, Miyafuji?
[02:23] ---
They want to see you.
[02:26] ---
Right now?
[02:27] ---
Yes.
[02:28] ---
Right now?
[02:29] ---
Immediately, they said.
[02:31] ---
But...
[02:33] ---
Hey, Mio, what kind of hairstyle do you want.
[02:36] ---
Wing Commander!
[02:37] ---
You have to go, right?
[02:40] ---
I bet they just want to say "we're
opposed to your plan!" anyway.
[02:45] ---
Everyone who isn't busy
please gather in the office.
[02:48] ---
I'm so busy!
[02:50] ---
Yes, I'm so very busy.
[02:51] ---
I couldn't stop for a moment.
[02:53] ---
Yeah, right.
[02:55] ---
I have a correction on that announcement.
[02:57] ---
Everyone except Pilot Officer Lucchini,
Flying Officer Hartmann,
[02:59] ---
and Flight Lt. Charlotte,
please come to the office.
[03:04] ---
Good news, guys.
[03:06] ---
You don't have to go...
[03:08] ---
They're gone!
[03:09] ---
You're cutting the Squad Leader's hair, huh?
[03:11] ---
That's a serious matter!
[03:12] ---
I just said you didn't have to come!
[03:15] ---
Miyafuji, you deal with this. Okay?
[03:18] ---
Okay...
[03:20] ---
Cut it short enough that it
doesn't get in my eyes.
[03:22] ---
I want to do it!
[03:24] ---
Anybody else?
[03:25] ---
I want to do it!
[03:27] ---
"I wanna do it!"
[03:28] ---
Squadron Leader, I believe it's not
right to deny someone her dreams!
[03:32] ---
Don't you think she deserves a chance to
find a future that doesn't involve combat?
[03:39] ---
Sorry... You can do it.
[03:42] ---
Are they not thinking
about Sakamoto's future?
[03:46] ---
Does it itch anywhere?
[03:48] ---
No. I'm just fine.
[03:50] ---
This is such a nice sight.
[03:51] ---
It's nice to have this kind
of peace once in a while.
[03:54] ---
Is this peaceful?
[03:58] ---
Wh-What just...
[04:00] ---
Not another word, Squadron Leader!
[04:01] ---
Don't say it! She's crying!
[04:04] ---
Don't worry! Nothing's changed!
[04:07] ---
Can't you look me in the eyes?
[04:08] ---
"Waaaaah"
[04:09] ---
Can I go back to asking Mina to do it?
[04:11] ---
Don't make any hasty decisions!
[04:13] ---
It'll be fine! Seriously!
[04:16] ---
It was fine!
[04:17] ---
--Thank you, Miyafuji!
--Thank you, Yoshika!
[04:20] ---
"I had to restore thousands
of pieces of hair..."
"Sorry."
[04:20] ---
It won't happen again!
[04:22] ---
Don't worry.
[04:24] ---
After what I just saw?
[04:25] ---
Hang in there, Lucchini!
[04:27] ---
I can only do that one more time!
[04:29] ---
Leave it to me.
[04:32] ---
I don't know how Sakamoto can fall asleep.
[04:34] ---
It happens a lot when
I'm getting my hair cut.
[04:41] ---
I was fleeing reality.
[04:44] ---
Aww, Miyafuji.
[04:46] ---
Get to work!
[04:47] ---
Don't space out on us!
[04:53] ---
"501st Joint Fighter Wing"
[04:53] ---
Miyafuji, you should've stopped this.
[04:55] ---
Sorry.
[04:58] ---
Don't blame her.
[05:00] ---
The officer who gave the order
should face punishment.
[05:03] ---
That's how the military works.
[05:04] ---
Hartmann...
[05:06] ---
"Anyone who wants to may cut their hair.
501st Joint Fighter Wing"
[05:06] ---
So if something terrible happens,
[05:09] ---
don't forget what you owe me.
[05:11] ---
I'm sure the Squadron Leader
would be happy with any kind of hair.
[05:14] ---
That's the issue.
[05:16] ---
Wing Commander Mina, do you remember
the length of her original hair?
[05:20] ---
Perrine can tell you that.
[05:23] ---
I see! Perrine would know!
[05:26] ---
Oh, my. She passed out.
[05:28] ---
Why here?
[05:30] ---
--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
[05:31] ---
--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
[05:33] ---
--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--Negative!
[05:34] ---
You were watching, huh?
[05:36] ---
I understand! Just leave it to me!
[05:39] ---
Glad to hear it, Perrine!
[05:42] ---
Oh, no! I cut one millimeter too short!
[05:45] ---
Miyafuji, recovery magic!
[05:47] ---
--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
[05:49] ---
--Miyafuji!
--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
[05:50] ---
And here! And here!
[05:52] ---
Hurry, Miyafuji! Miyafuji!
[05:58] ---
Cut bangs are the best bangs!
[06:01] ---
"501st Joint Fighter"
[06:02] ---
What're the decorations for?
[06:05] ---
Oh, it's Christmas today.
[06:08] ---
That's right. It was
Lucchini's birthday yesterday.
[06:11] ---
"Miyafuji Yoshika, Welcome to
the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
[06:13] ---
So, I think it's time we had
a welcome party for Miyafuji.
[06:18] ---
Yes, Trude?
[06:20] ---
After all this time?
[06:22] ---
That's right! We're already close friends!
[06:25] ---
A little too close, if you ask me.
[06:28] ---
We were so busy when she came
that we didn't get a chance.
[06:31] ---
Smart thinking, Wing Commander!
[06:33] ---
The ideal commander always
observes her men carefully.
[06:36] ---
Would you not look at us that way?
[06:39] ---
Wouldn't it be best to have her
welcome party when everyone's here?
[06:39] ---
"The girls on night patrol are sleeping and the
Britannia girls are at a party and can't make it."
[06:43] ---
Okay, why don't we just say that
this is Mother's Day for the 501st,
[06:46] ---
and we're thanking her
for doing all the chores?
[06:50] ---
Miyafuji? A mom?
[06:50] ---
"Whisper"
"Whisper"
[06:51] ---
So the Wing Commander is our
mother's mother. Our grandmother!
[06:55] ---
Why would you say that when
you knew what was going to happen?
[06:58] ---
So, Miyafuji, you wait in your room.
[07:01] ---
Let us get things ready.
[07:03] ---
Just relax and enjoy yourself!
[07:07] ---
Wait, did we just screw something up?
[07:10] ---
"Bad news! She wants to
do the cooking herself!"
[07:12] ---
"Bad news! She wants to do the cooking herself!"
"Let's get things ready while she's not here!"
[07:13] ---
Is there a point to the hand signals
when she's not here?
[07:17] ---
But how do we split up the work?
[07:19] ---
Snacks, party goods, and cooking maybe?
[07:23] ---
"Party Set"
[07:24] ---
What's this?
[07:25] ---
C-Come quick, everyone!
[07:27] ---
I found the Wing Commander's
Neuroi transformation set!
[07:30] ---
Put it away!
[07:32] ---
Don't cause any more problems!
[07:34] ---
From the look of it, canceling
the party was never an option.
[07:38] ---
Hey, Hartmann.
[07:39] ---
You've eaten her cooking, right?
[07:42] ---
The stinky stuff.
[07:43] ---
Do you remember what it tastes like?
[07:45] ---
Not at all.
[07:47] ---
I passed out when I ate it.
[07:49] ---
I don't remember a thing.
[07:51] ---
If you can't remember,
what part of you is scared?
[07:54] ---
"This was before PTSD
was widely recognized."
[07:54] ---
My heart, maybe!
[07:57] ---
Very well!
[07:58] ---
I, the girl from the country where we put cream
on watermelons to make them sweeter,
[08:02] ---
will come up with some high-quality snacks.
[08:04] ---
I'll get the firecrackers then.
[08:07] ---
You understand, right sister?
[08:09] ---
This is Miyafuji's welcome party.
[08:11] ---
We need to go all-in.
[08:13] ---
Of course!
[08:14] ---
This dessert will be dynamite! Literally!
[08:16] ---
I'll make a gunpowder cake
in the pressure cooker!
[08:19] ---
Okay, let's do this!
[08:21] ---
Let's not!
[08:22] ---
Dynamite for dessert? Are they stupid?
[08:25] ---
What are you doing?
[08:27] ---
After them, Trude!
[08:30] ---
It's a joke!
[08:31] ---
No, we can't take that chance.
[08:31] ---
"I didn't know you could
make a face like that."
[08:33] ---
It's dangerous to leave them alone!
[08:35] ---
Let me handle the cooking and go
pound the rules into their head.
[08:38] ---
The rules.
[08:39] ---
--The rules...
[08:40] ---
--I'll take care of things here. Head out.
--The rules...
[08:44] ---
It makes me happy, but a little sad too.
[08:47] ---
Getting ready for a party
is the most fun part.
[08:53] ---
I can hear all the commotion...
[08:55] ---
I told you not to bring dynamite!
[08:58] ---
What kind of idiot sticks candles
into a gunpowder cake!
[09:01] ---
--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
[09:01] ---
--I hope the Neuroi come soon...
--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
[09:04] ---
"Two Hours Later"
[09:04] ---
We're ready. Come in.
[09:07] ---
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
[09:10] ---
Thank you so much, everyone!
[09:13] ---
It seems that people don't talk about
the things they don't want to see.
[09:17] ---
Before we begin I have a message from Eila.
[09:20] ---
She knew this would happen
so she requested night patrol duty.
[09:23] ---
Clever girl.
[09:24] ---
Miyafuji, it's been a little while
since you joined, but welcome.
[09:28] ---
I don't need any of the food
or drinks served at the party,
[09:31] ---
so don't bring me any!
[09:33] ---
Oops! I forgot to get a present!
[09:36] ---
Guess we'll have to go into town!
[09:37] ---
You aren't getting away!
[09:39] ---
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
[09:39] ---
Okay, a toast to Miyafuji!
[09:42] ---
Cheers!
[09:44] ---
Glance. Glance.
[09:45] ---
You're not going to drink?
[09:46] ---
I know that what Eila said
is bugging you but...
[09:49] ---
--Run!
[09:50] ---
--Get out while you can!
--Run!
[09:51] ---
Oh, I guess she can't handle her alcohol.
[09:54] ---
It's alcohol?
[09:55] ---
She passed out from drinking?
[09:57] ---
Is this why Flight Lt. Takei told us
not to give you anything to drink?
[10:00] ---
Alcohol? Is this really alcohol?
[10:02] ---
Anybody who can't handle it, tell me.
I'll water it down next time.
[10:02] ---
"Disinfectant Ethanol"
[10:05] ---
Miyafuji, we're making a break for it!
[10:08] ---
One more time...
[10:09] ---
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
[10:10] ---
I'd like to forget the past and start over.
[10:13] ---
That's a great idea!
[10:16] ---
I'll start over from when I decided
to join the military in Fuso!
SIGN "In the war against the Neuroi, your best friends in the morning might be gone by evening."
[10:20] ---
That means you're going to quit!
[10:22] ---
Ethanol!
[10:22] ---
"Disinfectant Ethanol"
[11:55] ---
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
[11:55] ---
Hi everybody!
[11:57] ---
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
[12:00] ---
Today I'll be introducing one of the finest
witches of Fuso, Sakamoto Mio!
[12:07] ---
Her first battle was in the Fuso Sea Incident,
8 years ago, and she's still fighting.
[12:13] ---
She's one of the most veteran
witches in the world!
[12:17] ---
She's easygoing, friendly, bold, and honorable,
and cares deeply about her men.
[12:21] ---
She's the perfect, ideal witch!
[12:24] ---
They also call her the "Samurai,"
[12:26] ---
and when she takes her Fuso sword
in hand and charges at the Neuroi...
[12:31] ---
She rips them apart!
[12:34] ---
Her inherent ability is "Magic Eye."
[12:37] ---
When she uses her right eye,
which is normally covered with an eye patch,
[12:40] ---
she can identify a Neuroi's core!
[12:43] ---
Really amazing, huh?
[12:46] ---
She's also a great judge of other people.
[12:49] ---
She recognized Perrine and Yoshika's talent,
[12:53] ---
and personally invited them to the 501st!
[12:57] ---
What a wonderful person!
[12:59] ---
Don't you think so, Yoshika?
[13:06] ---
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
[13:07] ---
I've heard that fighting a long war
can mess with your mind,
[13:11] ---
but I'm sure that doesn't happen
to the 501st, right?
[13:14] ---
Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
[13:14] ---
"Next time:
501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
[13:18] ---
You've never seen witches like these before!
[13:20] ---
[13:24] ---
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