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E10 - 501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?

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[01:30] ---
    "501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?"
[01:32] ---
    It's payday, huh?
[01:34] ---
    Yeah, I feel kind of bad about it.
[01:36] ---
    What to do...?
[01:38] ---
    I bet they're feeling bad about taking money
    even though the Neuroi never showed again.
[01:43] ---
    I've said this before,
    but don't worry about it.
[01:46] ---
    Wing Commander!
[01:47] ---
    I guarantee you're doing the right thing.
[01:51] ---
    You're right. Thanks, Mina.
[01:54] ---
    I'm the perfect boss. I know exactly
    what my subordinates are thinking.
[01:58] ---
    Okay, let's get to work, Miyafuji!
[02:00] ---
    Yes, let's go!
[02:07] ---
    Wh-What's going on? Explain!
[02:09] ---
    Stop it! Stop!
[02:11] ---
    Miyafuji, where are you
    touching me? Excuse me!
[02:16] ---
    --We're back, Commander Mina!
    --Somebody help me!
[02:19] ---
    Welcome back... What the hell?
[02:20] ---
    This is the Wing Commander's orders.
[02:22] ---
    Stay put!
[02:24] ---
    Hartmann never abandons a comrade in need!
SIGN    "Today's gonna be
     a great day,
    Commander Mina!"
[02:27] ---
    So I'm going to side with
    my comrade Miyafuji.
SIGN    "Wait, wait! What are you talking about?"
[02:31] ---
    I see. It's the usual problem with who
    goes on the shopping trip on payday, huh?
[02:37] ---
    But did you have to go this far?
[02:39] ---
    Well, she's put us through a lot, you know...
[02:41] ---
    It gets more and more dangerous each time.
[02:44] ---
    Wing Commander! Help me!
[02:46] ---
    I hope this teaches you a lesson. Got it?
[02:50] ---
    Yes ma'am!
[02:52] ---
    I didn't mean "ma'am" like that...
[02:54] ---
    You two, decide who's going shopping, now!
[02:58] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:00] ---
    "Today's Shopping Crew"
[03:01] ---
    Okay, I'll be your driver today.
[03:05] ---
    --Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
    --Time to get some candy!
[03:07] ---
    --Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
    --You're so silly...
[03:09] ---
    --Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
    --What about you?
[03:10] ---
    --Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
    --I need some chemicals for my darkroom...
[03:13] ---
    Darkroom?
[03:13] ---
    You guys are all terrible!
[03:15] ---
    What's wrong, Miyafuji?
[03:16] ---
    You can't choose a dangerous driver
    just because you're not getting in the car!
[03:21] ---
    What did you say?
[03:24] ---
    I didn't realize that Hartmann
    was capable of driving normally...
[03:28] ---
    I'd be scared of her falling asleep.
[03:30] ---
    "Eila
    Photo Stand
    Album Surströmming Personal Piano"
[03:31] ---
    She dropped her shopping list.
[03:34] ---
    I'd like to go after them,
    but I'm not a good driver.
[03:38] ---
    Want to practice today, then?
[03:42] ---
    If you can drive you'll be able
    to see Chris whenever you want.
[03:45] ---
    So tell me how to drive, Liberia.
[03:48] ---
    You have something to say first, right?
[03:50] ---
    I apologize for the multitude
    of rude acts I committed today.
[03:55] ---
    Th-Then call me "Teacher"
    and do whatever I tell you.
[03:59] ---
    Yes, Teacher. Please give
    me your instruction.
[04:03] ---
    Wh-Why did she change in such a creepy way?
[04:06] ---
    I told her she could see her little sister...
[04:09] ---
    Oh...
[04:11] ---
    "You donated your whole salary
    to the reconstruction again, right?"
[04:11] ---
    Here you go, Perrine.
[04:12] ---
    A present from me.
[04:14] ---
    Is tea okay?
[04:15] ---
    Really?
[04:17] ---
    It's fine.
[04:18] ---
    I don't see Eila's list of what she wants.
[04:21] ---
    Did she not submit one?
[04:23] ---
    This is probably what she wants, right?
[04:23] ---
    "Sanya
    Sheet Music
    Cat-Penguin"
[04:26] ---
    She's getting greedier and greedier, huh?
[04:30] ---
    Listen, you can go a little faster.
[04:33] ---
    Shut up. That would be dangerous.
[04:35] ---
    I got us a jeep that can
    take a lot of punishment.
[04:38] ---
    But I need to be very careful
    with each individual movement.
[04:41] ---
    And I was going to go see your
    sister on this trip, too.
[04:47] ---
    S-So you can do it!
[04:50] ---
    Yes, don't think! Feel!
[04:53] ---
    Roger, Teacher!
[04:55] ---
    Hey! A curve! There's a curve!
[04:57] ---
    Yank the steering wheel! Now!
[05:00] ---
    What do I do next, Teacher?
[05:02] ---
    Miyafuji, get your healing magic ready!
[05:04] ---
    "My beloved family,
    this will be my last message to you..."
[05:04] ---
    --My beloved family, this will be
    my last message to you...
[05:06] ---
    --She's writing her will!
    --My beloved family, this will be
    my last message to you...
[05:09] ---
    You're supposed to feel, huh?
[05:11] ---
    Hey, this is easy.
[05:13] ---
    Miyafuji, can I have a pen and paper too?
[05:17] ---
    We sure bought a lot.
[05:18] ---
    I got some hakarl for Eila.
[05:22] ---
    You're so nice.
[05:23] ---
    Okay, let's eat.
[05:27] ---
    "Barkhorn betrayed me..."
[05:27] ---
    How are you getting us home
    without a steering wheel?
[05:30] ---
    What, it's my fault?
[05:32] ---
    It's fine. We have a spare wheel.
[05:36] ---
    And how's that fix a broken steering wheel?
[05:38] ---
    We put the tire here and we don't
    have to worry about those curves!
[05:42] ---
    Now let's go see Chris!
[05:45] ---
    Miyafuji, can you use your
    healing to fix her insanity?
[05:47] ---
    I'll put all my magic power into it...
[05:51] ---
    Sorry.
[05:52] ---
    So let's talk about how we get back to base.
[05:55] ---
    I guess we can't walk...
[05:57] ---
    We'll have to hitchhike.
[05:59] ---
    You do it, Barkhorn.
[06:02] ---
    Stop!
[06:03] ---
    You stop!
[06:05] ---
    You're supposed to act seductive!
[06:08] ---
    Follow the rules, Barkhorn!
[06:11] ---
    H-Hi!
[06:14] ---
    Give me my gun.
[06:15] ---
    W-Wait! Throw aside your inhibitions!
[06:18] ---
    Show your feminine side!
[06:20] ---
    Hi! Stop!
[06:29] ---
    We're back.
[06:31] ---
    Hey, welcome back.
[06:33] ---
    You guys bought a lot.
[06:34] ---
    I'll help you unload.
[06:36] ---
    Thank you, Squad Commander!
[06:39] ---
    Oh, right. There's something
    I wanted you to watch out for.
[06:43] ---
    What's up?
[06:44] ---
    There was a pervert at the pass today.
[06:46] ---
    I was so scared...
[06:48] ---
    It was terrible.
[06:49] ---
    Maybe I'll raise the base's alert level...
[06:52] ---
    We're back!
[06:53] ---
    Welcome back!
[06:55] ---
    What's for dinner?
[06:56] ---
    It's almost done. Just wait.
[06:59] ---
    --Where are the others?
    --I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
[06:59] ---
    "I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates."
[07:01] ---
    --They went missing...
    --I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
[07:11] ---
    Good mor...
[07:13] ---
    Is this what you call déjà vu?
[07:16] ---
    No, Miyafuji. What you're
    seeing now is called "karma."
[07:21] ---
    It's really hot today.
[07:24] ---
    Hartmann, send some wind over here, too.
[07:26] ---
    You're not going to stop them?
[07:28] ---
    It's okay, Miyafuji.
[07:30] ---
    My power is only useful
    for destroying things...
[07:33] ---
    As someone who wanted to be a doctor,
[07:36] ---
    I was always jealous of how you could
    use your power to heal others...
[07:39] ---
    So...
[07:40] ---
    Hartmann...
[07:41] ---
    But don't push yourself too hard!
[07:43] ---
    Thank you! I'll do my best!
[07:47] ---
    It's so hot!
[07:53] ---
    I'm so jealous of her power!
[07:55] ---
    Miyafuji!
[07:57] ---
    "Charging"
[07:59] ---
    I'm so hot!
[08:01] ---
    Can't take it anymore!
[08:02] ---
    You can't dress like that...
[08:04] ---
    It's indecent!
[08:05] ---
    How else should we stay cool in summer?
[08:08] ---
    Now, you're charged, right?
[08:10] ---
    Break time is over!
[08:11] ---
    Stay away if you're gonna dress like that!
[08:13] ---
    Come on, take one for the team!
[08:16] ---
    Now you'll be okay even if you short circuit!
[08:19] ---
    I bet I could bring back the dead right now!
[08:21] ---
    She sold her soul to the devil!
[08:23] ---
    "Limit Your Hartmann Usage to 30 Mins a Day"
[08:23] ---
    So tired...
[08:25] ---
    "Class-Based Society"
[08:26] ---
    If you're going to dress like that...
[08:28] ---
    Go practice swimming!
[08:31] ---
    Well-done! Well-done!
[08:33] ---
    It's so hot today.
[08:35] ---
    Oh, good morning.
[08:37] ---
    Here you go, Wing Commander.
[08:39] ---
    Thank you.
[08:40] ---
    Here you go, Sakamoto.
[08:43] ---
    That's the face of someone totally innocent.
[08:45] ---
    Now, use the power of your mind to cool it.
[08:49] ---
    Miyafuji, you and I need to have a talk.
[08:53] ---
    Squad Commander, do you know
    a good way to cool down?
[08:55] ---
    Well, one way would be to
    tell 100 scary stories.
[09:00] ---
    One hundred scary stories, huh?
[09:01] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[09:03] ---
    You don't like scary stuff, do you?
[09:07] ---
    I haven't forgotten how we did that
    test of courage a long time ago,
[09:11] ---
    and you wouldn't let go of me.
[09:12] ---
    Aww, that was a secret!
[09:14] ---
    It was just a reason to grab on to her.
[09:17] ---
    Oh, right.
[09:18] ---
    You're on night patrol
    with Sanya starting today.
[09:21] ---
    Spend the day napping in her room, okay?
[09:25] ---
    That's today?
[09:27] ---
    Night patrol?
[09:29] ---
    You know how she seals her room shut
    to keep prying eyes out during the day?
[09:33] ---
    So they asked me to use my Sturm
    to help fight heatstroke.
[09:38] ---
    What about Eila?
[09:40] ---
    She hugs her tight, so she's great
    to have around in winter.
[09:43] ---
    But not summer, she says.
[09:45] ---
    Oh...
[09:46] ---
    Keep that a secret.
[09:48] ---
    That night, I was asked to
    come tell ghost stories.
[09:52] ---
    All set!
[09:54] ---
    I'm lighting the candles!
[09:56] ---
    Okay, we're done!
[09:58] ---
    It's done!
[09:59] ---
    We did it!
[10:02] ---
    Why did we forget that this
    is what happens when you light fires?
[10:07] ---
    That's ten stories and ten candles, huh?
[10:09] ---
    I'm feeling a little cooler.
[10:12] ---
    I realized the truth about
    these ghost stories...
[10:15] ---
    Really? Did you see a ghost?
[10:17] ---
    There are no ghosts. But by removing
    100 sources of heat, you feel cold at the end!
[10:25] ---
    She was right.
[10:28] ---
    "Do you see the ghost?"
[10:29] ---
    Do you see the ghost?
[12:02] ---
    "Michiko Yamakawa's
    Strike Witches Classroom"
[12:03] ---
    Hi everybody!
[12:04] ---
    It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
    Strike Witches Classroom!
[12:08] ---
    Today's witch is Gertrud Barkhorn!
[12:15] ---
    She's one of the most experienced
    and accomplished witches in Karlsland,
[12:20] ---
    no, the whole world!
[12:25] ---
    Her tactics are a result of her incredible
    fighting skills and experience,
[12:29] ---
    and are both intricate and bold.
[12:32] ---
    She's contributed greatly to the various
    amazing accomplishments of the 501st.
[12:39] ---
    She and Erica Hartmann,
    another member of the 501st,
[12:43] ---
    are old friends, and a
    famous pair of witches!
[12:46] ---
    Even the strongest Neuroi
    is no match for them!
[12:52] ---
    Her inherent magic lets her
    enhance her physical abilities,
[12:56] ---
    especially her muscular strength,
    letting her lift large, heavy weapons!
[13:04] ---
    Sometimes she uses machine guns as hammers
[13:07] ---
    to smash the Neuroi!
[13:10] ---
    She's the ideal commander:
    one who's very serious and responsible,
[13:18] ---
    and never gives up.
[13:20] ---
    The way she gets to be
    with such a wonderful witch...
[13:23] ---
    Yoshika is so amazing!
[13:33] ---
    It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
[13:35] ---
    Soldiers need to be ready for emergencies.
[13:38] ---
    I'm sure the whole gang
    is training really hard!
[13:41] ---
    Next time: 501st, "Time to Save Lives?"
[13:41] ---
    "Next time:
    501st, Time to Save Lives?"
[13:45] ---
    You've never seen witches like these before!
[13:47] ---
    
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[13:53] ---