E1 - Miyafuji, Are You Making a Movie?

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    1945.
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    The 501st Joint Fighter Wing "Strike
    Witches" become famous for stopping
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    the Neuroi's supposedly-impossible
    attack across the Rhine.
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    I'm Miyafuji Yoshika, I'm one of them!
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    Cut!
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    You're too stiff.
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    I'm not ready to make a movie!
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    Can't I refuse?
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    "Miyafuji, Are You Making a Movie?"
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    They specifically gave
    you this mission because
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    you're a hero who can inspire Fusou.
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    What do I say?
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    Just be honest about your career.
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    Honest?
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    Hello.
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    I'm Miyafuji, I became famous
    for sitting on the front lines,
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    going on trips, and doing chores.
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    That part you can lie about!
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    Fine. I'll put in some narration
    to cover it. So just act normal.
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    Okay...
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    Miyafuji Yoshika is still
    fighting on the front lines.
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    She battles...
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    --Battles...
    --I have to redo the laundry for 16 people!
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    --I have to redo the laundry for 16 people!
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    What you just saw is because there aren't
    enough people on the front lines.
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    Once the chores are done
    it's time for a mission.
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    St. Trond base is right on the front lines.
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    Two witches remain on standby at all times
    to deal with anything that may come...
SIGN    "Today's Witches on Standby Erica Hartmann Miyafuji Yoshika"
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    Anything may come...
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    Um, she says that the battlefield
    is a high-stress environment
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    and you need to sleep when you can.
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    Hartmann!
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    Cut!
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    Miyafuji, hold the camera for me!
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    Um, this is Barkhorn.
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    Rules are very important to her.
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    And...
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    We're comrades and family...
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    And she's doing it out of love,
    so please don't call the cops!
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    You recorded that, huh?
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    --What's going on here?
    --I guess we'll just cut it in post.
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    A camera?
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    Miyafuji's holding my pants and hairbrush.
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    "Good morning."
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    And I'm so cute...
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    You're pulling a prank on me when I sleep!
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    No.
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    You've been smelling me and
    licking my hairbrush, haven't you?
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    No!
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    You see, here's the deal...
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    Squad Leader Sakamoto's at the Rhine,
    dealing with the Yamato's mess,
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    and she asked me to help...
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    I see. An idol video.
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    No.
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    Want some help?
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    No!
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    You're always such a slacker,
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    I can't let you handle anything
    important to Miyafuji...
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    You're terrible!
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    Nobody will remember something so generic.
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    What?
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    I deal with the media all the time.
    I'll show you how it's done.
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    First, you need a phrase that's memorable.
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    "Miyafuji? I know her.
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    She's the girl who went from civilian
    to ace pilot and became a hero!"
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    Show some rubble to gather pity,
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    and show the destruction
    wrought by the Neuroi...
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    No, your room's just a mess...
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    Remember to look up at the
    camera with tears in your eyes,
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    pleading with the viewer.
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    That'll send your views
    into the stratosphere.
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    And drastically reduce trust in the media...
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    My narration idea is better than
    all that complicated stuff.
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    Show us, then.
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    Fine. Here I go!
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    "Miyafuji Yoshika's Trails of Glory"
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    --That script is so thick!
    --Bear witness to the glories of Miyafuji...
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    --Oh, time for a mission.
    --Let's jump right into this.
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    --Just who is Officer Miyafuji?
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    --Open the door...
    --Just who is Officer Miyafuji?
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    Yoshika Miyafuji, born 1929,
    on August 18th, in Kamakura.
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    Her family runs the Miyafuji Clinic.
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    Because of her healing powers,
    she was offered a spot in the 501st,
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    one of the world's ace fighter units.
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    You're good at that, but we can't use it.
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    Why?
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    You're leaking all her personal information!
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    Personal information?
    I've never heard that word.
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    "This story takes place in 1945!"
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    "Fusou Empire Kanagawa Prefecture
    Kamakura City Akashi 999."
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    Look, that's the address for Miyafuji Clinic.
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    I'm telling you it's a bad idea!
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    She sacrificed her magic power
    to destroy the Neuroi nest
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    "She's crying!!"
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    that ruled over Europe...
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    And she ceased to be a witch!
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    --She was supposed to go to the world's
    top medical school after that, but...
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    --So what problems have you
    faced without your magic?
    --She was supposed to go to the world's top medical school after that, but...
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    "Besides healing"
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    --You're asking that now?
    --She was supposed to go to the world's
    top medical school after that, but...
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    I can't use my shields anymore.
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    Oh, in combat?
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    No, it was handy to keep the grease
    from splattering on me when I cooked.
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    Oh.
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    It's a shame you can't go to medical school
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    after all the studying you did, though.
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    There's other ways to help
    people besides being a doctor.
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    Even if all I'm helping with is
    the chores, I'm still helping...
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    I can see you're upset!
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    Oh, sorry.
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    "Don't ignore me!!"
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    Keep going.
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    On her journey to the school
    she encountered the Neuroi again...
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    In her desire to save others during a
    desperate battle, her magic returned...
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    And she came back to the 501st!
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    We're together again!
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    She's a hero if you just
    listen to her history.
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    "I suddenly realized..."
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    Hmm... maybe Miyafuji isn't actually
    interested in this project?
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    Is this true?
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    Yes, because...
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    I think everybody who fights
    the Neuroi is a hero!
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    Miyafuji!
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    That's a great line.
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    And why don't you want to be in the movie?
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    I mean it!
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    But if my country views me as a hero,
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    "They're actually planning a bronze statue now"
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    they'll make a shrine with my name on it!
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    We need to show her healing magic.
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    I can do that at lunch.
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    At lunch?
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    Sashimi?
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    This is from Gallia! Which means...
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    ...four to five days have passed
    since it was fished.
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    Is she planning to get us sick and heal us?
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    No!
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    Wow! It's like it's alive!
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    But how?
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    It's amazing, but they
    didn't put it in the movie.
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    The only other thing we didn't
    cover was the 501st itself.
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    Nobody else is here, yeah. Where are they?
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    Mina's doing some political maneuvering
    to get the 501st back together.
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    Several others are getting angry lectures
    from the local fishing cooperatives
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    for bring a battleship into a river.
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    Two were sold off to the
    Red Pants to pay debts.
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    I'm looking at the chart
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    and a lot of them are working
    off the base coming back late.
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    Well, we just need them here
    when something happens.
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    Couldn't I have gone to school, then?
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    No! I've never seen
    that face from Miyafuji!
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    Actually, everybody's getting together
    after this to help promote the movie.
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    Really?
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    We need everybody together, you know!
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    Really?
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    You brought the Neuroi here for me?
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    I meant the members of the 501st!
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    Miyafuji Yoshika will continue
    to fight to save others!
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    At a time like this?
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    Stop the camera!
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    "Next Day"
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    I got called early in the morning
    by Wing Commander Mina that day.
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    Morning Barkhorn!
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    Morning, Miyafuji.
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    "Commander's Office"
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    I'm coming in, Commander Mina.
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    Come in!
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    I need to talk about our future.
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    Has the date of the 501st
    being reformed been decided?
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    Fun days are beginning!
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    Yeah, that's right.
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    The reformation isn't going well at all...
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    I tried my best, but they insist
    on bringing Miyafuji back to Fusou.
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    Even you can't do it?
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    "Ring!"
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    There's the call.
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    Hello?
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    So, what makes you think you
    can rip apart our family?
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    Sorry. You're right.
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    I'll put her on.
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    No!
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    Hello?
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    Yoshika, come home!
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    Mom?
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    I know you were traumatized by the Neuroi,
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    and the newspaper said that the
    Neuroi attacked while you were
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    on your exchange program and you almost died!
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    But you're still...
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    Can I tell her the truth?
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    Negative.
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    Mom!
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    The latest medical science shows
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    the best way to recover from trauma
    is to go right back to the battlefield!
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    The latest medical science?
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    Yoshika, come home safe!
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    I'm a terrible daughter.
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    Good job!
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    Your studies paid off!
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    I'm really sorry!
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    But now our family...
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    Well, you see...
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    We split up and everybody went
    back to their old units, right?
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    And those units are saying they
    don't want to lose those members...
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    Just let them whine like usual.
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    That's right!
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    Then I'll go and persuade
    them and pay them back.
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    I understand persuading them,
    but paying them back?
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    During my journey the other day,
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    all the members of the 501st
    left their units to come help.
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    So we caused problems for all those units...
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    This isn't good,
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    as moving as it is.
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    Why?
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    It would be much better for the movie
    if you said that in front of the camera!
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    I'll go get it!
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    Are we doing that call again?
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    That's a negative.
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    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom"
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    It's Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom!
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    Hello, everybody!
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    It's me, the famous Fuso witch
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    Miyafuji Yoshika's childhood and
    best friend, Yamakawa Michiko!
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    In this segment, I'll be introducing you
    to the members of the 502nd
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    and telling you all about the witches!
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    Our theme today is none other than witches!
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    "Witches"
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    Our world has always had stories
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    of strange supernatural creatures
    that threaten our peaceful lives.
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    But one day, people appeared who
    could fight them, people with magic.
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    Most of them were young women.
    Especially young girls.
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    People began to call them witches.
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    The witches have used their power to
    protect the people from these monsters,
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    just like how they fight the Neuroi today.
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    So of course, all the witches
    are talented and kind people.
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    Yoshika is no different!
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    Witches are amazing and great!
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    "Petersburg 502nd Joint Fighter Wing"
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    It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika.
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    Next time we'll be meeting the 502nd
    Joint Fighter Wing, the Brave Witches.
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    The hero will be Karibuchi Hikari!
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    I've never met her,
    and I wonder what she's like.
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    "Next time:
    Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
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    Next time: "Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
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    This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
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