E6 - 502nd, You're Joining the Team?

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[01:30] ---
    "502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
[01:32] ---
    Takami's finally coming today!
[01:35] ---
    Is the food ready?
[01:37] ---
    Shimohara says we're set.
[01:39] ---
    And the party favors?
[01:40] ---
    I broke down some ammunition
    to make firecrackers.
[01:43] ---
    Excellent!
[01:44] ---
    You should've just gone with
    the commander to meet her.
[01:47] ---
    I didn't have a choice.
[01:49] ---
    --Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
[01:49] ---
    "Nyet!"
[01:49] ---
    --She said there's a lot of really complex
    paperwork, so I should stay here.
    --Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
[01:53] ---
    --She seemed to be panicking...
    --Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
[01:56] ---
    "Orussia Empire
    Novo-Kholmogory"
[01:58] ---
    The commander of the 502nd is in here!
[02:01] ---
    I need to tell her about my sister.
[02:04] ---
    What do you mean there'll be no funding?
[02:07] ---
    That was only if Karibuchi was there.
[02:11] ---
    I know you need it, but there
    are limits to our budget.
[02:16] ---
    So how do I fill the hole Karibuchi left?
[02:20] ---
    My sister's name!
[02:23] ---
    What?
[02:24] ---
    Please! Let me join the 502nd
    and take my sister's place.
[02:30] ---
    Take her place?
[02:32] ---
    Who are you?
[02:34] ---
    Sgt. Hikari Karibuchi.
[02:36] ---
    Oh, um...
[02:38] ---
    I appreciate it, but...
[02:39] ---
    Wait, Sasha.
[02:40] ---
    We'll discuss it. Wait outside.
[02:43] ---
    Yes ma'am!
[02:44] ---
    No, she's just some random girl. Not happening.
[02:46] ---
    I'm sure.
[02:48] ---
    But...
[02:49] ---
    --How about sister aces?
    --Make Way Neuroi,
    The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!
[02:49] ---
    "Make Way Neuroi,
    The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!"
[02:51] ---
    --If we could make that
    work we'd make a mint.
    --Make Way Neuroi, The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!
[02:54] ---
    You could do mixed media,
    propaganda, and more...
[02:58] ---
    So, about that investment...
[03:01] ---
    Of course.
[03:03] ---
    Sasha, anything we need
    besides money and equipment?
[03:06] ---
    "Grit Grit"
[03:06] ---
    Ulcer medicine.
[03:08] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[03:09] ---
    Not at all.
[03:10] ---
    Well?
[03:12] ---
    I admire your guts,
    so you're welcome to join.
[03:15] ---
    But if you want to fight,
    you must get stronger.
[03:18] ---
    Okay, I'll go get ready!
[03:22] ---
    That solves our budget problems.
[03:24] ---
    Now we just...
[03:25] ---
    Yes, now we just...
[03:31] ---
    I'm Hikari Karibuchi,
    I'm here in my sister's place!
[03:36] ---
    Where's Takami?
[03:38] ---
    My sister...
[03:40] ---
    Got wounded and went back to Fuso!
[03:42] ---
    "She just said 'wounded.'"
    "She did, yeah."
[03:42] ---
    Did you say wounded?
[03:44] ---
    Will I ever see her again?
[03:46] ---
    Nao...
[03:47] ---
    Commander!
[03:49] ---
    I'm off to go do the paperwork.
    You handle this.
[03:52] ---
    Don't leave me here!
[03:55] ---
    --My back! My back!
    --Commander! Commander!
[03:56] ---
    --What happened to Takami?
    --My back! My back!
    --Commander! Commander!
[03:58] ---
    "Translation: Blood started
    pouring out of her chest..."
[04:00] ---
    Seriously?
[04:02] ---
    No...
[04:03] ---
    Damn!
[04:04] ---
    Kanno...
[04:06] ---
    Fine. We'll tell you the truth.
[04:09] ---
    Make sure you're sitting down...
[04:11] ---
    It's that bad?!
[04:13] ---
    She'll tell you herself!
[04:15] ---
    Hello, this is Karibuchi!
[04:17] ---
    Is that you, Takami?
[04:18] ---
    Is that you, Kanno?
[04:21] ---
    I heard you got hurt!
[04:23] ---
    Is it okay for you to be up and talking?
[04:26] ---
    I'm so glad...
[04:28] ---
    --I'm so glad...
[04:29] ---
    --Are you crying, Kanno?
    --I'm so glad...
[04:31] ---
    Did you hear what happened
    from the commander?
[04:35] ---
    I saw the way she cried,
    and couldn't bring myself to tell her...
[04:37] ---
    Tell her yourself.
[04:39] ---
    Yeah.
[04:41] ---
    I'm glad I got to talk to you, though.
[04:44] ---
    Yeah.
[04:45] ---
    So, what happened?
[04:48] ---
    Okay, I know it hurts,
    but tell her yourself.
[04:51] ---
    Tell Kanno myself?
[04:54] ---
    Are you okay, sis?
[04:56] ---
    Hikari? You're there, too?
[04:58] ---
    Yes.
[04:59] ---
    The whole 502nd is here!
[05:01] ---
    An old wound opened...
[05:06] ---
    It closed up, but I'm going
    back to Fuso for a checkup.
[05:10] ---
    Do it! Your health comes first!
[05:13] ---
    So I guess your sister
    is taking your place.
[05:16] ---
    I'll fill the hole you left!
[05:19] ---
    No! Commander Rall, refuse her!
[05:22] ---
    It's been decided.
[05:24] ---
    You left a big hole.
[05:26] ---
    But...
[05:28] ---
    It's fine, right? Since you're injured.
[05:30] ---
    "That sounded like a threat."
    "You're imagining things."
[05:31] ---
    Take good care of her...
[05:33] ---
    I'm glad she's getting better.
[05:35] ---
    I'm happy for you both, Karibuchi, Kanno!
[05:38] ---
    Yeah!
[05:41] ---
    "Several Minutes Later"
[05:44] ---
    So, final check, but...
[05:47] ---
    Please take it to your graves!
[05:50] ---
    And that's how it happened!
[05:56] ---
    Your training starts today.
[05:59] ---
    Okay!
[06:00] ---
    You're in luck!
[06:02] ---
    Your teacher's the best in Europe!
[06:04] ---
    I'm honored!
[06:08] ---
    Nope!
[06:10] ---
    "This time it's the real teacher."
[06:11] ---
    I'm your teacher, Edytha Rossmann!
[06:15] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[06:16] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[06:18] ---
    First, just so we're clear, I've been
    instructed to make you an ace,
[06:22] ---
    --but if I decide you're not up
    for it, you're heading home.
[06:24] ---
    --Funding! Funding!
    --but if I decide you're not up
    for it, you're heading home.
[06:27] ---
    "Funding! Funding!"
[06:27] ---
    --Funding! Funding!
    --Does she have a cold?
[06:30] ---
    Your first job is to get
    that hat without flying.
[06:34] ---
    It's all the way up there!
[06:36] ---
    The way to do it is similar
    to how you walked on water.
[06:39] ---
    Walked on water?
[06:41] ---
    Also, no more walking on water.
[06:45] ---
    Why?
[06:46] ---
    I worked hard with my sister to learn it!
[06:48] ---
    Even if it's an order...
[06:50] ---
    The river water is -20 Celsius.
    If you fall in, you'll die.
[06:53] ---
    Roger that!
[06:55] ---
    But how do I get up there?
[06:58] ---
    I'll show you.
[07:00] ---
    This is an absolutely necessary technique.
[07:01] ---
    Master it.
[07:03] ---
    If you put your magic power in your limbs
    and control the parts that touch the wall,
[07:07] ---
    you can climb it!
[07:08] ---
    Wow!
[07:10] ---
    What are you doing?
    That's dangerous!
[07:12] ---
    It's not dangerous, Nipa!
[07:14] ---
    You need to learn this, too...
[07:15] ---
    Look at you, you naughty girl!
[07:17] ---
    I can see everything!
[07:19] ---
    I was out here because Shimohara
    told me to get lost,
[07:22] ---
    and even though I've seen your
    naughty parts a million times,
[07:25] ---
    it's still nice to see it in a new context!
[07:28] ---
    Krupinski!
[07:30] ---
    Okay, I can see this is dangerous!
[07:34] ---
    I'll try it, then.
[07:36] ---
    I've got a belt on, so I'm fine.
[07:38] ---
    Will it go like you think?
[07:43] ---
    Wow!
[07:45] ---
    I'm an ace after all?
[07:47] ---
    "Strip 'em off!! Nice, birds!!"
[07:47] ---
    Hey, what are you--?
[07:47] ---
    "Strip 'em off!! Nice, birds!!"
    "This is what you were after..."
[07:51] ---
    Nipa!
[07:53] ---
    Nipa, I told you...
[07:55] ---
    Nipa, even I don't want
    to see that showing!
[07:59] ---
    Hey!
[08:00] ---
    She landed face first but she's alive!
[08:03] ---
    Call a medic!
[08:05] ---
    She doesn't need one!
[08:06] ---
    Just leave her.
[08:07] ---
    Leave her?!
[08:08] ---
    It's your turn, Karibuchi. Do it.
[08:12] ---
    My teacher's insane!
[08:14] ---
    Look at Nipa!
[08:16] ---
    You're inhuman!
[08:17] ---
    You've never seen this before, Hikari?
[08:19] ---
    It's not like that! Um...
[08:21] ---
    It's not like what?
[08:23] ---
    Do you think her face will just grow back?
[08:27] ---
    Nipa!
[08:28] ---
    I'm so glad...
[08:29] ---
    Sorry for worrying you.
[08:32] ---
    My healing power is self-healing.
[08:35] ---
    You're a nice person, Hikari.
[08:37] ---
    Of course, I was worried.
[08:39] ---
    I'm glad you're safe, Nipa!
[08:41] ---
    Liars!
[08:44] ---
    Here I go!
[08:45] ---
    Got a plan for peepers?
[08:47] ---
    I wear clothes under this!
[08:49] ---
    Too bad!
[08:51] ---
    But it's embarrassing, so don't peep.
[08:56] ---
    I was a fool...
[08:58] ---
    She's repenting.
[08:59] ---
    That's rare.
[09:00] ---
    Maybe she realized how wrong she was.
[09:03] ---
    Embarrassment is the most
    important part of eros!
[09:07] ---
    Okay, training time's over.
[09:09] ---
    Wait, it's really over?
[09:11] ---
    Yes.
[09:12] ---
    You seem to not have any problems.
[09:14] ---
    Problems?
[09:16] ---
    The real goal of today's training was
    to see what kind of person you are,
[09:19] ---
    and show you our problem children.
[09:22] ---
    Oh, I see.
[09:24] ---
    But you said tower climbing
    was a must-have skill.
[09:27] ---
    Yes.
[09:28] ---
    Practice it when she's not here.
[09:31] ---
    "Slip"
[09:31] ---
    --If you can't control
    your limbs with magic,
    --Oops! I slipped! Oww!
[09:33] ---
    --you could slip and trip on
    the frozen ground and die.
    --Oops! I slipped! Oww!
[09:36] ---
    Mother Earth is a little too tough
    on the 502nd, don't you think?
[09:39] ---
    You should teach her about
    the true terror of our unit, then.
[09:43] ---
    The terror of the front lines?
[09:45] ---
    Yes.
[09:47] ---
    This is...
[09:49] ---
    Kanno, sit!
[09:51] ---
    Okay, there she goes...
[09:53] ---
    I worked so hard to get you bullets
    and you hit the Neuroi with your gun!
[09:57] ---
    Sorry...
[09:58] ---
    We just got a new member and
    you're already wasting money?
[10:01] ---
    See?
[10:02] ---
    She's scary if you get her mad...
[10:04] ---
    This concludes your trainee orientation.
[11:40] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom"
[11:40] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom!
[11:46] ---
    Today I'm introducing you to
    these two girls from the 502nd!
[11:52] ---
    First, Nikka Edvardine Katajainen.
[11:55] ---
    Everybody calls her Nipa!
[11:58] ---
    She's from Suomis,
[12:00] ---
    and a close friend of Eila from the 501st!
[12:05] ---
    And just like Eila,
    she's called the miracle witch.
[12:11] ---
    The reason is that she's been in many
    accidents but has always come back just fine.
[12:19] ---
    But if she gets into so much trouble...
[12:22] ---
    Maybe she has bad luck, huh?
[12:27] ---
    And Kanno Naoe, too!
[12:30] ---
    She's from the Fuso Navy,
[12:33] ---
    but after becoming a witch,
    she immediately went to Europe.
[12:36] ---
    She's a veteran witch who's
    been fighting ever since then.
[12:41] ---
    But actually, she's always
    had a very quiet personality.
[12:45] ---
    She likes to read, and write poetry.
[12:48] ---
    She loves the written word!
[12:51] ---
    But when it's time to fight, she bravely
    defeats one Neuroi after another,
[12:57] ---
    so they call her the Destroyer!
[13:00] ---
    That gap in her personality
    is really attractive, huh?
[13:04] ---
    Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
[13:13] ---
    It's me, Hikari Karibuchi!
[13:15] ---
    The 501st got an emergency message
    from the battleship Yamato!
[13:20] ---
    Eila and Sanya!
    It's good to see you again!
[13:24] ---
    Next time: "501st, Your Feelings Are Different?"
[13:24] ---
    "Next time: 501st, Your
    Feelings Are Different?"
[13:29] ---
    This time, World Witches
    is actually taking off?
[13:34] ---
    
[13:36] ---