E3 - 501st, Head Out to Shop?

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    "501st, Head Out To Shop?"
[01:30] ---
    It's payday!
[01:33] ---
    Miyafuji, you've done a great job this month.
[01:36] ---
    Thank you!
[01:38] ---
    Is this right? There's so much in here...
[01:41] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[01:42] ---
    It's your reward for stopping
    the Neuroi advance.
[01:46] ---
    "Pay"
[01:46] ---
    The Neuroi didn't try to advance
    a single time in the last month, though.
[01:50] ---
    Take it with pride!
[01:51] ---
    It's the reward for your labor.
[01:53] ---
    All I did was help with the chores.
[01:56] ---
    Keeping everyone in peak condition
    is an important part of the job.
[02:00] ---
    Nobody's going to complain.
[02:01] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[02:03] ---
    I mean it.
[02:04] ---
    There's a lot of people who really
    haven't done a damn thing.
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    Man, I worked really hard this month!
[02:09] ---
    I thought I'd die of overwork.
[02:11] ---
    We're going shopping today.
[02:13] ---
    Is there anything you want
    to buy with your paycheck?
[02:15] ---
    Well... There are some things I'd want.
    Recipes, some kitchen utensils...
[02:21] ---
    But I would say the
[02:22] ---
    number one thing I want is
    to not be in a car where Charlotte's driving.
[02:26] ---
    I understand, but that's
    going to be difficult.
[02:29] ---
    Everybody else feels the same way.
[02:32] ---
    Time to start the "Who Rides With Shirley"
    rock-paper-scissors game!
[02:35] ---
    --So Miyafuji and Barkhorn
    are riding with me, huh?
[02:35] ---
    --Yay! Yay! Yay!
[02:38] ---
    Please drive safely...
[02:41] ---
    Can I go with you?
[02:43] ---
    Lynne?!
[02:44] ---
    Thank you, Lynne!
[02:46] ---
    It's nothing, Yoshika.
[02:49] ---
    Perk up!
[02:51] ---
    Sorry...
[02:52] ---
    Okay, today's the day
    I'm going to set a new record!
[02:55] ---
    Record?
[02:57] ---
    Oh, they're gone already?
[02:59] ---
    Yeah, they just left.
[03:02] ---
    Who ended up going?
[03:04] ---
    Miyafuji, Lynne, and Trude.
[03:07] ---
    Well, that's not good...
[03:09] ---
    You forget to ask them to get something?
[03:12] ---
    Shall I make lunch for us, then?
[03:15] ---
    Our chef for the day just left.
[03:18] ---
    N-No, there's no need for that!
[03:21] ---
    It's not a bother at all! I love to cook!
[03:23] ---
    You know, it's been a while since
    we've had rations for lunch!
[03:26] ---
    Yeah, it'd be just like old times!
[03:29] ---
    Well, I guess that's okay.
[03:31] ---
    I'll make dinner then!
[03:33] ---
    Miyafuji, come back!
[03:36] ---
    You two okay?
[03:38] ---
    I'm slightly regretting coming along...
[03:41] ---
    Aww, you guys are wimps!
[03:43] ---
    I took 30 minutes off our
    trip time for your sakes!
[03:46] ---
    Yeah, all those cliff jumps and all that river
    fording probably took some time off.
[03:51] ---
    It's lunchtime already?
[03:53] ---
    There's a really nice café near here.
[03:56] ---
    Want to eat there?
[03:58] ---
    Wow, you really know this place, huh Lynne?
[04:01] ---
    It's so peaceful...
[04:02] ---
    What do you think the others
    are doing right now?
[04:06] ---
    Probably having fun, like always?
[04:09] ---
    We got through lunch, but I don't see
    any way of surviving dinner.
[04:13] ---
    We need to do something.
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    The problem is, there's
    nobody here who can cook.
[04:18] ---
    What can we do with the cards we have?
[04:21] ---
    I'll just have to look into the future
    to get us through this.
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    My savior!
[04:27] ---
    It must be hard to do all the
    cooking alone, Wing Commander.
[04:29] ---
    I've come to help.
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    I know exactly what you're thinking.
[04:32] ---
    You're worried because my sense of taste
    is a little different than yours, right?
[04:37] ---
    You knew?
[04:39] ---
    Miyafuji's Fuso-style cooking
    has expanded my taste horizons!
[04:45] ---
    Yes! It's taught me that
    stinky means delicious!
[04:48] ---
    I-Is she just getting worse?
[04:50] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:52] ---
    May I say something, Wing Commander?
[04:54] ---
    What is it?
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    The stinkier the better, right?
[04:58] ---
    Yeah!
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    What are you doing?
[05:03] ---
    The stinky beans and fermented bean soup
    that Miyafuji makes, the stinky fish...
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    It's all great, isn't it?
[05:10] ---
    The stinkier the better. Perhaps that is
    the true secret of cooking.
[05:14] ---
    Right? Right?
[05:15] ---
    --Someone, come save me!
[05:15] ---
    --It's thanks to Miyafuji!
    --Someone, come save me!
[05:17] ---
    "Surströmming"
[05:17] ---
    And I've got just the thing saved for this!
[05:20] ---
    Canned baltic herring! It smells great!
[05:23] ---
    How great?
[05:24] ---
    Imagine rotting garbage, but more intense.
[05:28] ---
    --Somebody save me! Save me!
[05:28] ---
    --But canned herring's not too much
    different than rations, right?
[05:31] ---
    --My life is in danger!
[05:31] ---
    --I've got just the thing to flavor it.
[05:34] ---
    Ammonia!
[05:34] ---
    "Ammonia"
[05:35] ---
    Neuroi! Come quick!
[05:38] ---
    When you open the can the liquid
    bursts out, so be careful.
[05:42] ---
    Let's at least open it outside!
[05:44] ---
    Huh?
[05:45] ---
    The can's swollen up, and I can't get
    the can opener to work.
[05:48] ---
    That's your chance to stop!
[05:49] ---
    Hmm? The cap on this is stuck, too.
[05:52] ---
    That's God telling you to stop!
[05:55] ---
    I know! Squadron Leader Sakamoto could
    cut right through the containers!
[05:59] ---
    Yeah! Let's ask her
    to take care of both of them!
[06:02] ---
    Listen to me...
[06:04] ---
    "Sob"
[06:04] ---
    They were going to open that stuff indoors?
[06:08] ---
    I told them to at least do it outside!
[06:10] ---
    Calm down. I'll tell them no.
[06:13] ---
    Listen...
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    I'm sure you'll love it!
[06:15] ---
    I know people from Fuso love fermented
    foods, so I really wanted to try it!
[06:20] ---
    Y-Yeah?
[06:22] ---
    I guess we can open it outside.
[06:24] ---
    Tell them no!
[06:25] ---
    There are things that even I can't say!
[06:29] ---
    Okay, go ahead, Mio.
[06:31] ---
    R-Right.
[06:32] ---
    Good luck, Squadron Leader!
[06:34] ---
    Isn't that a little too far away, Hartmann?
[06:36] ---
    --Go! Go! Squadron Leader! Go!
[06:37] ---
    --Here I go!
    --Go! Go! Squadron Leader! Go!
[06:39] ---
    Squadron Leader!
[06:40] ---
    No!
[06:42] ---
    Don't try to stop me!
[06:44] ---
    There's still time to save her!
[06:46] ---
    "Decoy Fishing"
[06:46] ---
    That's called decoy fishing!
    It's a trap to lure you in!
[06:48] ---
    --This smell... it's like you're
    being embraced by life itself.
    --Squadron Leader! Squadron Leader!
[06:52] ---
    And this will make it even better.
[06:54] ---
    Is this everything on the shopping list?
[06:57] ---
    And now, a message from our sponsors.
[06:59] ---
    Attention all members of
    the 501st who are in town!
[07:02] ---
    Squadron Leader Sakamoto has collapsed!
[07:04] ---
    Please return to base immediately!
[07:06] ---
    We don't know how long
    we'll be able to evade them!
[07:09] ---
    That was a message from Perrine Clostermann!
[07:14] ---
    Why is Perrine running radio ads?
[07:17] ---
    I don't know, but we need to get back now!
[07:20] ---
    Get in! We're heading back at top speed!
[07:22] ---
    Get in, quickly!
[07:24] ---
    Can we go back in our Striker Units?
[07:27] ---
    Trust me.
[07:29] ---
    Wait, everyone.
[07:31] ---
    With us gone, who do you think
    will try to cook at the base?
[07:38] ---
    I guess we could head back after dinner.
[07:40] ---
    Can't fight on an empty stomach.
[07:42] ---
    I'll drive safely on the way home!
[07:44] ---
    "Decoy Fishing"
[07:47] ---
    No, Eila!
[07:49] ---
    --Sanya and Eila fighting? That's rare.
    --I've made my choice!
[07:53] ---
    And Miyafuji is trying to mediate...
[07:55] ---
    Eila, calm down!
[07:59] ---
    What's going on here?
[08:01] ---
    --We don't know what'll happen! I should go!
[08:01] ---
    --How did this happen?
    --We don't know what'll happen! I should go!
[08:03] ---
    --Think about your condition!
[08:04] ---
    --What happened?
    --Think about your condition!
[08:05] ---
    --What happened?
    --Eila, get back to your bedroom and rest!
[08:06] ---
    --It seems like something really bad...
    --Eila, get back to your bedroom and rest!
[08:09] ---
    --Gulp.
    --Why don't you understand?!
[08:10] ---
    --You're not going to stop them?
    --Why don't you understand?!
[08:12] ---
    Listen up. It's time.
[08:14] ---
    Let's go, Yoshika.
[08:16] ---
    Yeah... but wait a second.
[08:18] ---
    Eila, I made you a meal.
[08:21] ---
    Please eat it later.
[08:23] ---
    Oh, that's what the knife was for.
[08:25] ---
    So, why were they fighting?
[08:27] ---
    Well you see..
[08:30] ---
    Eila?!
[08:31] ---
    I see. A cold, huh?
[08:33] ---
    She's sick, but she's still insisting
    on going with Sanya on her patrol.
[08:38] ---
    Hmm, how do we help her get better?
[08:41] ---
    That's right. You wanted to be a doctor.
[08:43] ---
    First, let's lower her fever.
[08:45] ---
    Squadron Leader, I'm going to
    take her clothes off. Help me.
[08:47] ---
    To wipe off the sweat, right?
[08:49] ---
    We strip her naked and throw her outside.
[08:52] ---
    Wait! Wait!
[08:55] ---
    A wet towel... It feels so nice and cold.
[08:59] ---
    Who's that?
[09:02] ---
    Sanya?
[09:06] ---
    You feel much better now, right?
[09:07] ---
    It felt like you had the most
    wonderful dream, didn't it?
[09:10] ---
    I thought I'd died and gone to the afterlife!
[09:12] ---
    Hey, Squadron Leader.
[09:14] ---
    Was Sanya mad?
[09:15] ---
    Yup.
[09:17] ---
    Want me to tell you an easy way
    to get back in her good graces?
[09:20] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[09:21] ---
    You already feel like you're at fault, right?
[09:23] ---
    So you've cleared the most
    difficult hurdle already.
[09:28] ---
    The next step is Ghandi-style non-resistance.
[09:30] ---
    Just let her punch your face in
    and then run to Miyafuji,
[09:33] ---
    and it'll all be fine!
[09:36] ---
    "Gori.."
[09:36] ---
    That's a little beyond me, I think...
[09:40] ---
    Well, just from looking at you two fighting,
[09:42] ---
    I think you should be a little bit more
    open about how you really feel.
[09:46] ---
    I'm a pro at that. Want to hear my opinion?
[09:48] ---
    No.
[09:50] ---
    Don't overthink it.
[09:52] ---
    You fought because you both cared
    so much about each other.
[09:54] ---
    Mina once pointed a gun at me
    and said it was for my own sake.
[09:59] ---
    But that hasn't put any walls between us.
[10:01] ---
    That's a little beyond me...
[10:04] ---
    She's asleep.
[10:05] ---
    Now we just let her get some rest.
[10:07] ---
    Sanya... Sanya...
[10:07] ---
    "Mmph...
    Sanya...
    Sanya..."
[10:08] ---
    Should we leave this here
    so she won't be lonely?
[10:10] ---
    Maybe we should, from the look of things.
[10:13] ---
    Okay, night!
[10:19] ---
    We're back!
[10:21] ---
    Is Eila okay?
[10:23] ---
    Yeah. I think she's still asleep,
    but go pay her a visit.
[10:26] ---
    Eila, how are you...
[10:33] ---
    Where did Hartmann go?
[10:35] ---
    She was just here,
    filing a form to go off base...
[12:12] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    Strike Witches Classroom"
[12:13] ---
    Hi everybody!
[12:15] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    Strike Witches Classroom!
[12:19] ---
    Today I'll introduce you to Shirley,
    AKA Charlotte E. Yeager.
[12:25] ---
    She's from Liberion,
[12:27] ---
    and once tried to break the world
    speed record on her motorcycle.
[12:32] ---
    And after she succeeded, she
    joined the military to try and
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    break the speed of sound in a Striker Unit.
[12:41] ---
    Almost instantly she became a top ace,
    and was assigned to the 501st.
[12:46] ---
    She's a genius witch that's head
    and shoulders above the rest!
[12:49] ---
    Her inherent ability is "Speed Boost."
[12:52] ---
    Even the fastest Neuroi is no match for her!
[12:58] ---
    It's the perfect ability for her, isn't it?
[13:02] ---
    She's known as "Glamorous Shirley"
    because of her amazing body,
[13:06] ---
    and she's often used for
    military propaganda posters.
[13:10] ---
    But she's also a witch you can look up to,
[13:12] ---
    who always keeps an eye on the big picture,
[13:15] ---
    and can view things calmly and objectively.
[13:18] ---
    Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
    to be with such an incredible person!
[13:18] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    Strike Witches Classroom"
[13:27] ---
    It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
[13:29] ---
    You know about the European festival
    called "Halloween," right?
[13:33] ---
    I wonder if Yoshika's having a good time?
[13:35] ---
    Next time: "501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
[13:35] ---
    "Next time:
    501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
[13:39] ---
    You've never seen witches like these before!
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