E9 - 501st, Plots Are in Motion?

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[01:30] ---
    It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
[01:32] ---
    Eila's on the battleship Yamato,
    and she's in big trouble.
[01:35] ---
    Her fortune-telling says
    I'll solve her problems, but...
[01:41] ---
    But it all worked out in the end!
[01:44] ---
    "501st, Plots Are in Motion?"
[01:44] ---
    I'm back!
[01:46] ---
    Welcome back, Sanya!
[01:48] ---
    Okay, the actors are all here,
    so I'll explain what we're doing.
[01:52] ---
    It's Miyafuji's movie,
[01:53] ---
    so if we're going to make it natural
    for Sanya to ask for help,
[01:55] ---
    they need to be best friends.
[01:57] ---
    I see!
[01:58] ---
    That makes sense.
[02:00] ---
    So, what do you do, exactly?
[02:03] ---
    Something irritating, I'm sure!
[02:06] ---
    Hey, the director has full authority
    and you have to do what she says!
[02:10] ---
    That's right!
[02:11] ---
    Oh, no!
[02:12] ---
    --Let's just take a normal movie.
    --Oww... I can't move... It hurts...
[02:14] ---
    --She's not having that.
    --Oww... I can't move... It hurts...
[02:16] ---
    "She did it again!"
[02:16] ---
    Okay, I'll run the camera.
    Ask them for help.
[02:20] ---
    Already?
[02:21] ---
    That thing about being best friends
    makes sense. Let's do it.
[02:24] ---
    "And she's stealing our idea!"
[02:25] ---
    That's a great idea!
[02:27] ---
    Huh? Are we best friends
    because the 501st is a family?
[02:27] ---
    "Family?"
[02:30] ---
    "Friends?"
[02:31] ---
    Friends? Family? Friends? Family?
[02:35] ---
    Um... I don't think we're best friends.
[02:39] ---
    What did you do to Sanya?
[02:42] ---
    We're family, huh? Whew!
[02:44] ---
    I'll start the camera.
[02:46] ---
    I'm looking for my parents!
[02:48] ---
    If you see them, contact St. Trond base!
[02:52] ---
    Okay, done!
[02:54] ---
    I hope we get some calls...
[02:55] ---
    "Ring"
[02:56] ---
    We got one already.
[02:58] ---
    "Ring"
[02:58] ---
    No, it's too soon.
[03:00] ---
    But who could it be?
[03:01] ---
    "Ring"
[03:03] ---
    Well done!
[03:04] ---
    She's the cutest girl in the three kingdoms!
[03:07] ---
    Eila...
[03:08] ---
    It felt like we got an official okay.
[03:11] ---
    Spasibo!
[03:12] ---
    Don't worry! We're family!
[03:15] ---
    Let's get back to our standby mission.
[03:18] ---
    Undo these ropes, then.
[03:20] ---
    You're on standby here!
[03:23] ---
    The ropes are digging
    into my skin and it hurts!
[03:26] ---
    --Bounce!
[03:27] ---
    --There we go.
    --Bounce!
[03:28] ---
    Miyafuji...
[03:30] ---
    It's not me, it's the demon inside!
[03:32] ---
    You're not my friend...
[03:34] ---
    Don't distance yourself from me!
[03:36] ---
    "One hour later"
[03:37] ---
    Keeper, the gorilla did...
[03:40] ---
    Trude, are we finally free to go?
[03:42] ---
    I really think I should be
    the one to film the movie.
[03:46] ---
    You'd kill me rather than let me film?
[03:49] ---
    Sanya!
[03:51] ---
    I was going to cut the ropes.
[03:54] ---
    It's my fault this happened to you.
[03:57] ---
    I'm sorry!
[03:58] ---
    Oh, I know! Why don't we help
    look for your parents, too?
[04:04] ---
    You'd do that?
[04:06] ---
    But I don't want to take over Yoshika's movie...
[04:10] ---
    I'll make it work out for her, too!
[04:13] ---
    There's no big scene in it right now!
[04:15] ---
    And there's not enough buildup,
    so no one will remember you!
[04:20] ---
    Thank you!
[04:22] ---
    No need for thanks!
    We're a loving family!
[04:25] ---
    "Ring"
[04:27] ---
    Eila, don't use the phone to block her...
[04:31] ---
    We're family!
[04:31] ---
    "Ring"
[04:33] ---
    Hartmann!
[04:34] ---
    She pierced through!
[04:37] ---
    Let's follow the plan I made
    to make Sanya memorable!
[04:40] ---
    Yay!
[04:42] ---
    Y-Yay...
SIGN    "The Neuroi make it past the radar and attack the base." "Sanya is attacked (Viewers get worried)" "Miyafuji heals the wounded Sanya"
[04:44] ---
    I think that's it.
[04:46] ---
    You'll have to put on a little bit of an act.
[04:49] ---
    But this method works so well,
    you can get in the papers.
[04:54] ---
    Okay, I'll do my best!
[04:56] ---
    Hey, what's up?
[04:58] ---
    Lucchini?
[05:00] ---
    Well, you see...
[05:02] ---
    I'm from the land of romance movies!
    Let me help!
[05:06] ---
    Thank you, everybody!
[05:08] ---
    Sanya's such a good girl.
[05:11] ---
    What do I do?
[05:13] ---
    As director, I'm hiring you
    to be choreographer!
[05:15] ---
    I'm the backgrounds person.
[05:17] ---
    And Sanya is the female star.
[05:19] ---
    S-Star?
[05:21] ---
    We want a realistic reaction from the lead,
    Miyafuji, so keep it a secret!
[05:25] ---
    She won't get mad?
[05:27] ---
    It'll be fine.
[05:29] ---
    We have someone who'll take
    responsibility: the director!
[05:32] ---
    Right!
[05:34] ---
    Let's get ready.
[05:35] ---
    Hold it!
[05:36] ---
    Maybe we don't need her to get hurt...
[05:38] ---
    Why? It's important.
[05:41] ---
    "Peter piper picked a peck
    of pickled peppers"
[05:41] ---
    --Even though Sanya's all ready to go?
    --Peter piper picked a peck
    of pickled peppers...
[05:45] ---
    "So far they managed to keep it PG-12"
[05:45] ---
    Well, it's an all-ages movie!
[05:49] ---
    We've gotta keep the ratings in mind!
[05:52] ---
    I'll get Miyafuji and the camera!
[05:54] ---
    Roger! We'll get ready!
[05:57] ---
    Yeah!
[05:58] ---
    Hey, this plan sucks, doesn't it?
[05:58] ---
    "Where's the peck of pickled peppers...?"
[06:00] ---
    Right?
[06:01] ---
    Shirley wimped out.
[06:03] ---
    The most important parts of a movie are...
[06:05] ---
    Thrills! Shock! Suspense!
[06:07] ---
    And the ratings?
[06:08] ---
    Play some BGM and bam--
    it's a music video!
[06:11] ---
    Okay, script change.
[06:13] ---
    We need a sea of blood to bring out
    the horrors of the battlefield.
[06:18] ---
    A sea of blood?
[06:19] ---
    I use this knife on my belly, right?
[06:22] ---
    No, she's too pure!
[06:24] ---
    No! Not at all!
[06:26] ---
    I brought ketchup!
[06:28] ---
    Oh, I see!
[06:30] ---
    But does it look like blood?
[06:31] ---
    On film you can't tell!
[06:31] ---
    "A witch in the far north sneezed."
[06:34] ---
    Next, this is our plan for the Neuroi.
SIGN    "If we wear Mina's Neuroi transformation set,
    we turn into pretty girls, so we'll say
    she's fighting super-small units"
SIGN    "I'm wearing black and above the hanger, I use
    the Fliegerhammer for an awesome battle."
    "I defeat the Neuroi! (I splatter ketchup around to make it look real)" "°About Getting the Neuroi Ready"
[06:37] ---
    This is very mysterious.
[06:39] ---
    Okay, Sanya, lie down at the entrance.
[06:42] ---
    Like this?
[06:44] ---
    Splatter!
[06:45] ---
    It's cold!
[06:46] ---
    Okay, let's begin!
[06:48] ---
    What's wrong, Hartmann?
[06:51] ---
    A family member covered in blood...
[06:51] ---
    "A family member covered in blood..."
    "It's hard for a doctor to bear..."
[06:57] ---
    Trouble, everybody!
[06:59] ---
    How'd she get out?
[07:00] ---
    The ropes came loose?
[07:01] ---
    That aside...
[07:03] ---
    Neuroi are attacking the base!
[07:06] ---
    How?
[07:07] ---
    The radar team didn't say anything.
[07:09] ---
    She usually puts more effort into her pranks...
[07:10] ---
    "Bzzt! Bzzt!"
[07:12] ---
    Huh? Sirens?
[07:13] ---
    The sirens, and then her pale face...
[07:15] ---
    We're sorry! Let's go!
[07:17] ---
    Sanya's fighting above the hanger.
[07:21] ---
    Sanya's fighting them?
[07:22] ---
    Say that first! It's actually believable.
[07:26] ---
    This is big. Take your camera.
[07:29] ---
    During an emergency? Fine.
[07:31] ---
    You're taking it, huh?
[07:33] ---
    Above the hanger!
[07:35] ---
    That black spot!
[07:38] ---
    The battle's begun!
[07:39] ---
    Let's hurry!
[07:40] ---
    They actually went and did it!
[07:44] ---
    She defeated them! Good!
[07:45] ---
    "Sputter Sputter"
[07:46] ---
    Huh? Something's wrong...
[07:49] ---
    She crashed!
[07:51] ---
    Oh, no!
[07:52] ---
    How could this happen?
[07:54] ---
    What is this?
[07:56] ---
    Yoshika...
[07:58] ---
    I don't want to lose more family!
[08:00] ---
    What's going on here?
[08:02] ---
    Mom... Dad... I want to see you...
[08:07] ---
    She's so good at this.
[08:09] ---
    No, wait... maybe this isn't fake?
[08:14] ---
    I need to check...
[08:17] ---
    Oh, this smell. It's ketchup.
[08:19] ---
    Good stuff, too.
[08:20] ---
    What are you smiling about?
[08:23] ---
    You're terrible.
[08:27] ---
    Sanya, are you okay?
[08:31] ---
    Thank you.
[08:32] ---
    I'm so glad...
[08:34] ---
    Crap! This has gone too far!
[08:37] ---
    Ha! You were too late!
[08:39] ---
    No, we made it in time.
[08:42] ---
    How was I?
[08:43] ---
    You're a star!
[08:46] ---
    Hartmann? Huh?
[08:48] ---
    Okay, you clean up, Director.
[08:51] ---
    We're gonna go have a celebration!
[08:53] ---
    No!
[08:54] ---
    Not happening.
[08:56] ---
    She's in charge!
[08:58] ---
    Director barrier!
[09:01] ---
    You wanted to make it more
    exciting and memorable?
[09:03] ---
    Well, it goes against military rules,
    but I understand.
[09:08] ---
    I'll let you off with just one hit.
[09:10] ---
    Line up.
[09:11] ---
    Your ears are showing! Your ears!
[09:14] ---
    They did it for me!
[09:17] ---
    So hit me four times!
[09:20] ---
    G-Go ahead...
[09:23] ---
    I'm the director! Do me!
[09:25] ---
    Me, too!
[09:26] ---
    We're all responsible!
[09:28] ---
    This scene's showing how
    they're such good friends!
[09:31] ---
    But it just makes it worse for Barkhorn!
[09:37] ---
    "Ka-thunk"
[09:37] ---
    Bad girl!
[09:38] ---
    Jeez, you should've just said something
    and I would've helped!
[09:42] ---
    Sorry!
[09:43] ---
    No fair!
[09:45] ---
    Well, just like you all planned,
    this'll help find Sanya's parents.
[09:51] ---
    Yeah, I'm sure we'll find them!
[09:54] ---
    I love you all!
[09:56] ---
    Well, it all worked out!
[09:58] ---
    Great!
[09:59] ---
    Right?
[10:00] ---
    "Meanwhile, Aboard the Yamato"
[10:01] ---
    Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
[10:06] ---
    Eila started bleeding from her nose and eyes!
[11:40] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom"
[11:40] ---
    Hello, everyone!
[11:42] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom!
[11:46] ---
    Today we'll talk about unique abilities!
[11:46] ---
    "Unique Abilities"
[11:52] ---
    In addition to normal abilities
    like the power to create shields,
[11:57] ---
    some witches have special powers.
[12:00] ---
    These are called unique abilities,
[12:05] ---
    and there're plenty of different types!
[12:09] ---
    First, there're healing abilities,
    like Yoshika's got.
[12:13] ---
    This ability can heal animals and people.
[12:16] ---
    And it's helped me out a lot!
[12:19] ---
    There's also magic that enhances
    physical abilities, like Barkhorn's strength,
[12:25] ---
    and Shirley and Krupinski's speed boosts.
[12:30] ---
    And there's magic which makes you
    better at detecting things.
[12:34] ---
    Sanya and Mina have that!
[12:37] ---
    And some can even control natural phenomena,
    like Hartmann's Sturm
[12:43] ---
    and Lucchini's Sunlight Strike!
[12:46] ---
    The Witches use these abilities
    to cut down the Neuroi!
[12:54] ---
    Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
[13:04] ---
    It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
[13:05] ---
    It looks like the cold winters
    of Petersburg are continuing.
[13:10] ---
    Supplies have stopped and the 502nd
    is in its biggest danger yet!
[13:15] ---
    "502nd, You're Running Your First Errand?"
[13:15] ---
    Next time: 502nd,
    "You're Running Your First Errand?"
[13:20] ---
    This time, World Witches
    is actually taking off?
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