E4 - Introducing the 502nd?

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    "Introducing the 502nd?"
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    I've been looking for you, Kanno.
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    This is Sasha.
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    Our combat commander and
    administrative officer.
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    I need help with something.
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    What, you didn't come here to train?
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    I'd love to,
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    but until Commander Rall starts doing
    her paperwork, I won't have time.
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    She's got it rough.
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    I'm even handling the expense budget!
[01:57] ---
    I see. Wait till I hit a stopping point.
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    Her magic gives her perfect visual memory,
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    so she never forgets what she sees.
    That makes her perfect for cleric work,
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    but that doesn't mean the commander
    should make her do it all.
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    ...40 yen.
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    ...50 yen.
[02:12] ---
    ...60 yen.
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    I can't concentrate!
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    Sorry!
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    I just spend every day
    thinking about the budget...
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    Don't spend time thinking
    about the small stuff.
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    The small stuff adds up!
[02:24] ---
    Okay, sorry.
[02:26] ---
    Um, Sasha...
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    Yes?
[02:29] ---
    Around 40,000 yen!
[02:32] ---
    I didn't do it! I got hit with lightning...
[02:34] ---
    You can lecture us later.
    What did you want?
[02:38] ---
    I wanted you to help clean
    out an unused room.
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    Oh, yeah, our place is a mess.
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    I know we've got to renovate
    eventually, but...
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    I keep thinking this,
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    but those bastards should be spending the
    budget at the front bases, not the rear.
[02:52] ---
    If that's what you think,
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    then stop making us waste money on
    the Striker Units and guns you break!
[02:57] ---
    Oh, no! I pulled the
    lever to drop her bombs!
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    You break so much stuff
    during practice that
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    cutting the budget won't do it anymore...
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    Hey, where do you usually
    get the money from?
[03:08] ---
    Well, different things...
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    I'm asking what things they are.
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    Different things! Right, got it!
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    Okay. I'll do the cleaning.
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    Thanks.
[03:20] ---
    Good luck, Nipa.
[03:23] ---
    You're not going to help, Kanno?
[03:25] ---
    If you're doing it, I don't need to.
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    --I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
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    --That room is for Karibuchi.
    --I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
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    Off we go! Cleaning time, bastards!
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    That was easy...
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    What a mess...
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    I don't see dust anywhere,
    so there must be a hole somewhere.
[03:44] ---
    Kanno, why are you standing there?
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    If you can walk across it,
    the floor must be safe.
[03:51] ---
    She was making me be a minefield clearer.
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    The rug's a mess.
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    We'll have to swap it out.
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    How did this happen?
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    You know how if you leave
    a small opening in winter,
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    the whole room gets covered in snow?
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    It happens all the time.
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    It does?!
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    Kanno, everyone knows that!
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    "Not everyone knows that..."
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    This bothers me!
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    I'll work on the stove. You clean the windows.
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    Got it.
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    Sorry!
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    I'm glad I got to experience
    the misery you feel...
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    That's what we call
    getting what you deserve.
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    --I heard you were cleaning
    and came to help!
[04:36] ---
    --The stove still works.
    --I heard you were cleaning
    and came to help!
[04:37] ---
    --I see. I'll take off all
    the windows and fix them.
    --I heard you were cleaning and came to help!
[04:38] ---
    --I see. I'll take off all
    the windows and fix them.
    --Gotta get things ready for our new member!
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    Krupinski, fix anything
    you see that's wrong.
[04:44] ---
    You don't care about me,
    or maybe you trust me?
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    I can't get the window off.
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    It corroded and got stuck.
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    Okay, I'll force it off...
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    Stop!
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    I'll do it!
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    Check the light bulbs!
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    That takes something to stand on, though.
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    I'll check the central heating.
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    If it's broken, ask Sasha.
    She loves to fix machines.
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    You're not just making me do the
    asking because it'll cost money?
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    No. I'm not running from it.
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    Nipa and a ladder! A combination
    filled with peril!
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    Move! I'll do it!
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    "I'll hold it..."
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    Why?
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    "Not fair..."
[05:25] ---
    The humidity took it out.
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    Just a little more... A little more...
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    No, I said we need to replace it.
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    I saw them!
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    Never try to help, you fools!
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    Why me, too?
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    Okay, that'll do it.
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    I hope Takami comes soon!
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    "We came to tell her dinner's ready
    and saw something awesome"
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    So cute!
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    I've never seen her smile like that!
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    I want to make sure I'm in top form to
    keep Karibuchi safe. Give me a massage!
[05:58] ---
    I want you to keep me safe from disaster,
    so I can fight alongside her!
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    I'll kill you both!
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    It's been a month since I heard
    that Karibuchi Takami left Fuso.
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    Which means she'll be here tomorrow.
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    And things are looking bad for me.
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    Adding a person makes the
    budget just impossible...
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    "We'll have to cut back on luxuries..."
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    I've got a present for you, Sasha.
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    This is... a special budget from Fuso!
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    She's the face of Fuso.
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    We need to keep her environment
    in top shape to get good results.
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    Or rather, when I explained that
    to Fuso's brass they gave us money.
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    Is it worth crying over?
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    We're reduced to living
    off money from threats!
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    I'm glad I was able to be useful...
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    I can't take--
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    "ring ring ring"
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    Yes?
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    This is acting commander Pokryshkin.
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    Hello, this is Karibuchi Takami.
[06:58] ---
    What happened? Is she in Orussia already?
[07:02] ---
    Well you see, I'm...
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    ...on a plane back to Fuso!
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    If she doesn't come,
    we don't get our special budget.
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    What do you mean? Explain.
[07:14] ---
    "It started when she happened
    to hear to Hikari at lunchtime..."
[07:15] ---
    We'll be on the battlefield tomorrow...
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    People get hurt out there, right?
[07:20] ---
    Can I support her in
    such a dangerous place?
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    I wanted to do something for her...
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    "Hikari..."
[07:28] ---
    If she came here, we could've
    trained her safely.
[07:32] ---
    Watching Nipa will teach you all you
    need to know about staying safe.
[07:36] ---
    --What should I do?
    --Rice omelets! A classic Fuso meal!
[07:39] ---
    --There's no time to train her safely...
    --I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
[07:43] ---
    --So I need to use shock treatment...
    --I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
[07:43] ---
    "I love you sister!"
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    --If she sees me getting hurt...
    --My sister rejected me!
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    I'm going to go for an after-lunch run!
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    Bye!
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    I need to train her to be
    ready for bad situations,
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    without telling her it's training!
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    It's the only way!
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    Her after-lunch runs
    usually last 40 minutes.
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    I need to get ready!
[08:05] ---
    I'll make her think one of
    my old scars broke open...
[08:08] ---
    Just put some ketchup on the wound...
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    It's a glass battle,
    so it's not coming out right.
[08:14] ---
    "Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
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    "Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
    "Sexy noises are coming from her room!"
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    So cold!
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    Oh, no! It's all slick and wet...
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    No, this is stupid. I should stop.
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    If I don't believe in her, who will?
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    I need to clean up before she gets back.
[08:28] ---
    "I couldn't use the deck"
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    I'm back!
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    Already?
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    Sister? Why did you undress...
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    No, this is...
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    What's wrong?
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    Oh, no! The hero of Sasebo!
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    There's a good explanation!
[08:43] ---
    Sergeant, give me the good explanation!
[08:45] ---
    "Translation: I think her wounds
    from the famous Battle of Libau opened"
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    I'm really fine!
[08:52] ---
    "Translation: They taught me at school
    not to believe an injured person
    if they say they're fine..."
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    Watch, it'll come right off!
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    It's sticky and it's not coming off!
[09:01] ---
    Don't rub it!
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    I need to help!
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    Like I'll be doing on the front lines!
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    That's what I wanted, but wait!
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    Please, listen to me!
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    No! I don't want to
    hear your last request!
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    Take care of her!
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    Come back!
[09:18] ---
    Command's ordered you to
    come back, just in case!
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    No! Hikari!
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    And that's what happened.
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    That's ridiculous.
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    If you're fine, can't you just come back?
[09:31] ---
    Well, I told them the nurse
    I was with treated me,
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    but my superiors want
    me examined back home.
[09:38] ---
    We'll wait till you get back.
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    Thank you!
[09:42] ---
    Um, without you we're
    going to have problems...
[09:45] ---
    --Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
[09:46] ---
    --I meant with the war against the Neuroi...
    --Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
[09:48] ---
    No, sorry!
[09:50] ---
    We have a bigger problem than
    the money or the Neuroi.
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    A big problem, yeah.
[09:57] ---
    Hey, Nipa. Takami's coming
    tomorrow. Let's have a party.
[10:01] ---
    Okay!
[10:02] ---
    We can all get in a big circle!
[10:04] ---
    You're all excited, huh?
[10:05] ---
    'Cause we finally get to fight together!
[10:07] ---
    --Yeah, I can't.
    --I hope she'll be here soon!
[10:08] ---
    --Let's give up.
    --I hope she'll be here soon!
[11:40] ---
    "Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Classroom"
[11:40] ---
    Hello, everyone!
[11:42] ---
    It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
    World Witches Class!
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    This time, I'll be introducing these two,
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    who are on their way to
    St. Petersburg from Fuso!
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    First, Karibuchi Takami!
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    She's a soldier in the Fuso Navy,
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    and one of the heroes who
    survived the retreat from Libau.
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    She's so famous that they made a movie
    off her, called The Wings of Libau.
[12:11] ---
    She was later badly injured
    in battle against the Neuroi,
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    but came back to the battlefield
    with a will made of steel!
[12:17] ---
    Now, she's back to the front lines!
[12:22] ---
    I can't wait to see what she's
    got in store for us, can you?
[12:28] ---
    Next is... Karibuchi Hikari...?
[12:32] ---
    Oh, it looks like she's
    Karibuchi Takami's sister!
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    But she was just sent from her
    training school in Sasebo to Europe.
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    And she hasn't really done much
    of anything special so far.
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    But supposedly she's the new hero of
    Sasebo, and newest star of the Fuso witches!
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    So keep an eye on her!
[12:53] ---
    Let's hope she lives up
    to her sister's reputation!
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    Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
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    It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
[13:12] ---
    Looks like the members of the 501st
    are on their way to Venezia!
[13:16] ---
    I'm a little jealous of how
    much they get to travel!
[13:21] ---
    Next time: "501st, You're
    Seeing Through the Lies?"
[13:21] ---
    "Next time:
    501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?"
[13:26] ---
    This time, World Witches
    is actually taking off?
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