# E4 - Introducing the 502nd?
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"Introducing the 502nd?"
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I've been looking for you, Kanno.
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This is Sasha.
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Our combat commander and
administrative officer.
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I need help with something.
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What, you didn't come here to train?
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I'd love to,
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but until Commander Rall starts doing
her paperwork, I won't have time.
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She's got it rough.
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I'm even handling the expense budget!
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I see. Wait till I hit a stopping point.
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Her magic gives her perfect visual memory,
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so she never forgets what she sees.
That makes her perfect for cleric work,
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but that doesn't mean the commander
should make her do it all.
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...40 yen.
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...50 yen.
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...60 yen.
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I can't concentrate!
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Sorry!
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I just spend every day
thinking about the budget...
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Don't spend time thinking
about the small stuff.
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The small stuff adds up!
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Okay, sorry.
**[02:26] ---**
Um, Sasha...
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Yes?
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Around 40,000 yen!
**[02:32] ---**
I didn't do it! I got hit with lightning...
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You can lecture us later.
What did you want?
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I wanted you to help clean
out an unused room.
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Oh, yeah, our place is a mess.
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I know we've got to renovate
eventually, but...
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I keep thinking this,
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but those bastards should be spending the
budget at the front bases, not the rear.
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If that's what you think,
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then stop making us waste money on
the Striker Units and guns you break!
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Oh, no! I pulled the
lever to drop her bombs!
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You break so much stuff
during practice that
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cutting the budget won't do it anymore...
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Hey, where do you usually
get the money from?
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Well, different things...
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I'm asking what things they are.
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Different things! Right, got it!
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Okay. I'll do the cleaning.
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Thanks.
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Good luck, Nipa.
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You're not going to help, Kanno?
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If you're doing it, I don't need to.
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--I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
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--That room is for Karibuchi.
--I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
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Off we go! Cleaning time, bastards!
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That was easy...
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What a mess...
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I don't see dust anywhere,
so there must be a hole somewhere.
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Kanno, why are you standing there?
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If you can walk across it,
the floor must be safe.
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She was making me be a minefield clearer.
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The rug's a mess.
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We'll have to swap it out.
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How did this happen?
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You know how if you leave
a small opening in winter,
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the whole room gets covered in snow?
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It happens all the time.
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It does?!
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Kanno, everyone knows that!
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"Not everyone knows that..."
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This bothers me!
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I'll work on the stove. You clean the windows.
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Got it.
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Sorry!
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I'm glad I got to experience
the misery you feel...
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That's what we call
getting what you deserve.
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--I heard you were cleaning
and came to help!
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--The stove still works.
--I heard you were cleaning
and came to help!
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--I see. I'll take off all
the windows and fix them.
--I heard you were cleaning and came to help!
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--I see. I'll take off all
the windows and fix them.
--Gotta get things ready for our new member!
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Krupinski, fix anything
you see that's wrong.
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You don't care about me,
or maybe you trust me?
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I can't get the window off.
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It corroded and got stuck.
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Okay, I'll force it off...
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Stop!
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I'll do it!
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Check the light bulbs!
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That takes something to stand on, though.
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I'll check the central heating.
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If it's broken, ask Sasha.
She loves to fix machines.
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You're not just making me do the
asking because it'll cost money?
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No. I'm not running from it.
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Nipa and a ladder! A combination
filled with peril!
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Move! I'll do it!
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"I'll hold it..."
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Why?
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"Not fair..."
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The humidity took it out.
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Just a little more... A little more...
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No, I said we need to replace it.
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I saw them!
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Never try to help, you fools!
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Why me, too?
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Okay, that'll do it.
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I hope Takami comes soon!
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"We came to tell her dinner's ready
and saw something awesome"
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So cute!
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I've never seen her smile like that!
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I want to make sure I'm in top form to
keep Karibuchi safe. Give me a massage!
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I want you to keep me safe from disaster,
so I can fight alongside her!
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I'll kill you both!
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It's been a month since I heard
that Karibuchi Takami left Fuso.
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Which means she'll be here tomorrow.
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And things are looking bad for me.
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Adding a person makes the
budget just impossible...
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"We'll have to cut back on luxuries..."
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I've got a present for you, Sasha.
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This is... a special budget from Fuso!
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She's the face of Fuso.
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We need to keep her environment
in top shape to get good results.
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Or rather, when I explained that
to Fuso's brass they gave us money.
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Is it worth crying over?
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We're reduced to living
off money from threats!
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I'm glad I was able to be useful...
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I can't take--
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"ring ring ring"
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Yes?
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This is acting commander Pokryshkin.
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Hello, this is Karibuchi Takami.
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What happened? Is she in Orussia already?
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Well you see, I'm...
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...on a plane back to Fuso!
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If she doesn't come,
we don't get our special budget.
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What do you mean? Explain.
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"It started when she happened
to hear to Hikari at lunchtime..."
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We'll be on the battlefield tomorrow...
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People get hurt out there, right?
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Can I support her in
such a dangerous place?
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I wanted to do something for her...
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"Hikari..."
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If she came here, we could've
trained her safely.
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Watching Nipa will teach you all you
need to know about staying safe.
**[07:36] ---**
--What should I do?
--Rice omelets! A classic Fuso meal!
**[07:39] ---**
--There's no time to train her safely...
--I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
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--So I need to use shock treatment...
--I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
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"I love you sister!"
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--If she sees me getting hurt...
--My sister rejected me!
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I'm going to go for an after-lunch run!
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Bye!
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I need to train her to be
ready for bad situations,
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without telling her it's training!
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It's the only way!
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Her after-lunch runs
usually last 40 minutes.
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I need to get ready!
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I'll make her think one of
my old scars broke open...
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Just put some ketchup on the wound...
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It's a glass battle,
so it's not coming out right.
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"Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
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"Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
"Sexy noises are coming from her room!"
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So cold!
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Oh, no! It's all slick and wet...
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No, this is stupid. I should stop.
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If I don't believe in her, who will?
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I need to clean up before she gets back.
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"I couldn't use the deck"
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I'm back!
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Already?
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Sister? Why did you undress...
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No, this is...
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What's wrong?
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Oh, no! The hero of Sasebo!
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There's a good explanation!
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Sergeant, give me the good explanation!
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"Translation: I think her wounds
from the famous Battle of Libau opened"
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I'm really fine!
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"Translation: They taught me at school
not to believe an injured person
if they say they're fine..."
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Watch, it'll come right off!
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It's sticky and it's not coming off!
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Don't rub it!
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I need to help!
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Like I'll be doing on the front lines!
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That's what I wanted, but wait!
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Please, listen to me!
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No! I don't want to
hear your last request!
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Take care of her!
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Come back!
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Command's ordered you to
come back, just in case!
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No! Hikari!
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And that's what happened.
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That's ridiculous.
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If you're fine, can't you just come back?
**[09:31] ---**
Well, I told them the nurse
I was with treated me,
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but my superiors want
me examined back home.
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We'll wait till you get back.
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Thank you!
**[09:42] ---**
Um, without you we're
going to have problems...
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--Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
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--I meant with the war against the Neuroi...
--Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
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No, sorry!
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We have a bigger problem than
the money or the Neuroi.
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A big problem, yeah.
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Hey, Nipa. Takami's coming
tomorrow. Let's have a party.
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Okay!
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We can all get in a big circle!
**[10:04] ---**
You're all excited, huh?
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'Cause we finally get to fight together!
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--Yeah, I can't.
--I hope she'll be here soon!
**[10:08] ---**
--Let's give up.
--I hope she'll be here soon!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Class!
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This time, I'll be introducing these two,
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who are on their way to
St. Petersburg from Fuso!
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First, Karibuchi Takami!
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She's a soldier in the Fuso Navy,
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and one of the heroes who
survived the retreat from Libau.
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She's so famous that they made a movie
off her, called *The Wings of Libau*.
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She was later badly injured
in battle against the Neuroi,
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but came back to the battlefield
with a will made of steel!
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Now, she's back to the front lines!
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I can't wait to see what she's
got in store for us, can you?
**[12:28] ---**
Next is... Karibuchi Hikari...?
**[12:32] ---**
Oh, it looks like she's
Karibuchi Takami's sister!
**[12:38] ---**
But she was just sent from her
training school in Sasebo to Europe.
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And she hasn't really done much
of anything special so far.
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But supposedly she's the new hero of
Sasebo, and newest star of the Fuso witches!
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So keep an eye on her!
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Let's hope she lives up
to her sister's reputation!
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Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
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It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
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Looks like the members of the 501st
are on their way to Venezia!
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I'm a little jealous of how
much they get to travel!
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Next time: "501st, You're
Seeing Through the Lies?"
**[13:21] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?"
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This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
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