# E10 - 501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?
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"501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?"
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It's payday, huh?
**[01:34] ---**
Yeah, I feel kind of bad about it.
**[01:36] ---**
What to do...?
**[01:38] ---**
I bet they're feeling bad about taking money
even though the Neuroi never showed again.
**[01:43] ---**
I've said this before,
but don't worry about it.
**[01:46] ---**
Wing Commander!
**[01:47] ---**
I guarantee you're doing the right thing.
**[01:51] ---**
You're right. Thanks, Mina.
**[01:54] ---**
I'm the perfect boss. I know exactly
what my subordinates are thinking.
**[01:58] ---**
Okay, let's get to work, Miyafuji!
**[02:00] ---**
Yes, let's go!
**[02:07] ---**
Wh-What's going on? Explain!
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Stop it! Stop!
**[02:11] ---**
Miyafuji, where are you
touching me? Excuse me!
**[02:16] ---**
--We're back, Commander Mina!
--Somebody help me!
**[02:19] ---**
Welcome back... What the hell?
**[02:20] ---**
This is the Wing Commander's orders.
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Stay put!
**[02:24] ---**
Hartmann never abandons a comrade in need!
***SIGN*** "Today's gonna be
a great day,
Commander Mina!"
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So I'm going to side with
my comrade Miyafuji.
***SIGN*** "Wait, wait! What are you talking about?"
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I see. It's the usual problem with who
goes on the shopping trip on payday, huh?
**[02:37] ---**
But did you have to go this far?
**[02:39] ---**
Well, she's put us through a lot, you know...
**[02:41] ---**
It gets more and more dangerous each time.
**[02:44] ---**
Wing Commander! Help me!
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I hope this teaches you a lesson. Got it?
**[02:50] ---**
Yes ma'am!
**[02:52] ---**
I didn't mean "ma'am" like that...
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You two, decide who's going shopping, now!
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Yes, sir!
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"Today's Shopping Crew"
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Okay, I'll be your driver today.
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--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
--Time to get some candy!
**[03:07] ---**
--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
--You're so silly...
**[03:09] ---**
--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
--What about you?
**[03:10] ---**
--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
--I need some chemicals for my darkroom...
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Darkroom?
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You guys are all terrible!
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What's wrong, Miyafuji?
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You can't choose a dangerous driver
just because you're not getting in the car!
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What did you say?
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I didn't realize that Hartmann
was capable of driving normally...
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I'd be scared of her falling asleep.
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"Eila
Photo Stand
Album Surströmming Personal Piano"
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She dropped her shopping list.
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I'd like to go after them,
but I'm not a good driver.
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Want to practice today, then?
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If you can drive you'll be able
to see Chris whenever you want.
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So tell me how to drive, Liberia.
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You have something to say first, right?
**[03:50] ---**
I apologize for the multitude
of rude acts I committed today.
**[03:55] ---**
Th-Then call me "Teacher"
and do whatever I tell you.
**[03:59] ---**
Yes, Teacher. Please give
me your instruction.
**[04:03] ---**
Wh-Why did she change in such a creepy way?
**[04:06] ---**
I told her she could see her little sister...
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Oh...
**[04:11] ---**
"You donated your whole salary
to the reconstruction again, right?"
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Here you go, Perrine.
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A present from me.
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Is tea okay?
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Really?
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It's fine.
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I don't see Eila's list of what she wants.
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Did she not submit one?
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This is probably what she wants, right?
**[04:23] ---**
"Sanya
Sheet Music
Cat-Penguin"
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She's getting greedier and greedier, huh?
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Listen, you can go a little faster.
**[04:33] ---**
Shut up. That would be dangerous.
**[04:35] ---**
I got us a jeep that can
take a lot of punishment.
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But I need to be very careful
with each individual movement.
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And I was going to go see your
sister on this trip, too.
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S-So you can do it!
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Yes, don't think! Feel!
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Roger, Teacher!
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Hey! A curve! There's a curve!
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Yank the steering wheel! Now!
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What do I do next, Teacher?
**[05:02] ---**
Miyafuji, get your healing magic ready!
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"My beloved family,
this will be my last message to you..."
**[05:04] ---**
--My beloved family, this will be
my last message to you...
**[05:06] ---**
--She's writing her will!
--My beloved family, this will be
my last message to you...
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You're supposed to feel, huh?
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Hey, this is easy.
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Miyafuji, can I have a pen and paper too?
**[05:17] ---**
We sure bought a lot.
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I got some *hakarl* for Eila.
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You're so nice.
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Okay, let's eat.
**[05:27] ---**
"Barkhorn betrayed me..."
**[05:27] ---**
How are you getting us home
without a steering wheel?
**[05:30] ---**
What, it's my fault?
**[05:32] ---**
It's fine. We have a spare wheel.
**[05:36] ---**
And how's that fix a broken steering wheel?
**[05:38] ---**
We put the tire here and we don't
have to worry about those curves!
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Now let's go see Chris!
**[05:45] ---**
Miyafuji, can you use your
healing to fix her insanity?
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I'll put all my magic power into it...
**[05:51] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:52] ---**
So let's talk about how we get back to base.
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I guess we can't walk...
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We'll have to hitchhike.
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You do it, Barkhorn.
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Stop!
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You stop!
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You're supposed to act seductive!
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Follow the rules, Barkhorn!
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H-Hi!
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Give me my gun.
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W-Wait! Throw aside your inhibitions!
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Show your feminine side!
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Hi! Stop!
**[06:29] ---**
We're back.
**[06:31] ---**
Hey, welcome back.
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You guys bought a lot.
**[06:34] ---**
I'll help you unload.
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Thank you, Squad Commander!
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Oh, right. There's something
I wanted you to watch out for.
**[06:43] ---**
What's up?
**[06:44] ---**
There was a pervert at the pass today.
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I was so scared...
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It was terrible.
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Maybe I'll raise the base's alert level...
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We're back!
**[06:53] ---**
Welcome back!
**[06:55] ---**
What's for dinner?
**[06:56] ---**
It's almost done. Just wait.
**[06:59] ---**
--Where are the others?
--I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
**[06:59] ---**
"I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates."
**[07:01] ---**
--They went missing...
--I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
**[07:11] ---**
Good mor...
**[07:13] ---**
Is this what you call déjà vu?
**[07:16] ---**
No, Miyafuji. What you're
seeing now is called "karma."
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It's really hot today.
**[07:24] ---**
Hartmann, send some wind over here, too.
**[07:26] ---**
You're not going to stop them?
**[07:28] ---**
It's okay, Miyafuji.
**[07:30] ---**
My power is only useful
for destroying things...
**[07:33] ---**
As someone who wanted to be a doctor,
**[07:36] ---**
I was always jealous of how you could
use your power to heal others...
**[07:39] ---**
So...
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Hartmann...
**[07:41] ---**
But don't push yourself too hard!
**[07:43] ---**
Thank you! I'll do my best!
**[07:47] ---**
It's so hot!
**[07:53] ---**
I'm so jealous of her power!
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Miyafuji!
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"Charging"
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I'm so hot!
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Can't take it anymore!
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You can't dress like that...
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It's indecent!
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How else should we stay cool in summer?
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Now, you're charged, right?
**[08:10] ---**
Break time is over!
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Stay away if you're gonna dress like that!
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Come on, take one for the team!
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Now you'll be okay even if you short circuit!
**[08:19] ---**
I bet I could bring back the dead right now!
**[08:21] ---**
She sold her soul to the devil!
**[08:23] ---**
"Limit Your Hartmann Usage to 30 Mins a Day"
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So tired...
**[08:25] ---**
"Class-Based Society"
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If you're going to dress like that...
**[08:28] ---**
Go practice swimming!
**[08:31] ---**
Well-done! Well-done!
**[08:33] ---**
It's so hot today.
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, good morning.
**[08:37] ---**
Here you go, Wing Commander.
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Thank you.
**[08:40] ---**
Here you go, Sakamoto.
**[08:43] ---**
That's the face of someone totally innocent.
**[08:45] ---**
Now, use the power of your mind to cool it.
**[08:49] ---**
Miyafuji, you and I need to have a talk.
**[08:53] ---**
Squad Commander, do you know
a good way to cool down?
**[08:55] ---**
Well, one way would be to
tell 100 scary stories.
**[09:00] ---**
One hundred scary stories, huh?
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, sorry.
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You don't like scary stuff, do you?
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I haven't forgotten how we did that
test of courage a long time ago,
**[09:11] ---**
and you wouldn't let go of me.
**[09:12] ---**
Aww, that was a secret!
**[09:14] ---**
It was just a reason to grab on to her.
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Oh, right.
**[09:18] ---**
You're on night patrol
with Sanya starting today.
**[09:21] ---**
Spend the day napping in her room, okay?
**[09:25] ---**
That's today?
**[09:27] ---**
Night patrol?
**[09:29] ---**
You know how she seals her room shut
to keep prying eyes out during the day?
**[09:33] ---**
So they asked me to use my Sturm
to help fight heatstroke.
**[09:38] ---**
What about Eila?
**[09:40] ---**
She hugs her tight, so she's great
to have around in winter.
**[09:43] ---**
But not summer, she says.
**[09:45] ---**
Oh...
**[09:46] ---**
Keep that a secret.
**[09:48] ---**
That night, I was asked to
come tell ghost stories.
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All set!
**[09:54] ---**
I'm lighting the candles!
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Okay, we're done!
**[09:58] ---**
It's done!
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We did it!
**[10:02] ---**
Why did we forget that this
is what happens when you light fires?
**[10:07] ---**
That's ten stories and ten candles, huh?
**[10:09] ---**
I'm feeling a little cooler.
**[10:12] ---**
I realized the truth about
these ghost stories...
**[10:15] ---**
Really? Did you see a ghost?
**[10:17] ---**
There are no ghosts. But by removing
100 sources of heat, you feel cold at the end!
**[10:25] ---**
She was right.
**[10:28] ---**
"Do you see the ghost?"
**[10:29] ---**
Do you see the ghost?
**[12:02] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:03] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:04] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
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Today's witch is Gertrud Barkhorn!
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She's one of the most experienced
and accomplished witches in Karlsland,
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no, the whole world!
**[12:25] ---**
Her tactics are a result of her incredible
fighting skills and experience,
**[12:29] ---**
and are both intricate and bold.
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She's contributed greatly to the various
amazing accomplishments of the 501st.
**[12:39] ---**
She and Erica Hartmann,
another member of the 501st,
**[12:43] ---**
are old friends, and a
famous pair of witches!
**[12:46] ---**
Even the strongest Neuroi
is no match for them!
**[12:52] ---**
Her inherent magic lets her
enhance her physical abilities,
**[12:56] ---**
especially her muscular strength,
letting her lift large, heavy weapons!
**[13:04] ---**
Sometimes she uses machine guns as hammers
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to smash the Neuroi!
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She's the ideal commander:
one who's very serious and responsible,
**[13:18] ---**
and never gives up.
**[13:20] ---**
The way she gets to be
with such a wonderful witch...
**[13:23] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:33] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
**[13:35] ---**
Soldiers need to be ready for emergencies.
**[13:38] ---**
I'm sure the whole gang
is training really hard!
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Next time: 501st, "Time to Save Lives?"
**[13:41] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Time to Save Lives?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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