E8 - 501st, Ready for Night Work?
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"501st, Ready for Night Work?"
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Today, Barkhorn is teaching us a lesson.
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Something to keep in mind
when fighting the Neuroi.
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They use beam weapons,
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which means a single moment's
lapsed concentration can be fatal.
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That's why you need to not close
your eyes or look away.
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You can't close your eyes?
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That's tough.
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At first, nobody could do it.
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Right, Hartmann?
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But with enough training,
you can keep them open at all times.
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Want to try it?
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It involves a gun?
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Could you show us first?
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Can you do it, Hartmann?
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What's wrong?
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Come up front.
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That's fine. We can do it with her asleep.
[02:09] ---
"Hartmann's Ultimate Technique:
'Open-Eyed Sleeping'"
"Its weak point is dry eyes."
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Hartmann, wake up!
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--No! Lynne's magic will blow
a hole right through me!
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--This is an emergency. Everyone, report
to the commander's office immediately.
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What do you think this is about?
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"Thanks for letting me get
some target practice in. Bye!"
"Oh, um, sure."
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Well, we'll know when we get there.
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Hey, Mio.
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Don't let me sleep a wink tonight.
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Yeah, you can count on me.
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Don't bring me here to show me that.
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Have a good time.
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Come back!
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There's reports the Neuroi
will attack tonight.
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So you're on night duty tonight.
You'll be staying up all night.
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Huh? You're on night duty tonight, Yoshika?
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That's right.
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We all are?
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The reports say you and the regular
night patrol can handle it.
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♪ No matter what happens, it won't get to me!
Even if the Earth blows up... ♪
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Sanya, I need you tell me all about
how I can do my best tonight.
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Sure. I'll teach your body how
to do what it needs to do.
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No sign of the Neuroi...
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Want to go for a walk?
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Bad idea.
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You shouldn't wander around at night,
even if it's just inside the base.
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Yeah. You're a frail little girl.
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What about her?
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She doesn't count.
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What's she doing?
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I see a glimpse of a Fuso blade
in the darkness...
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So tired...
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You guys ready?
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For the Neuroi?
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No, I filled up the big bath.
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Go take a dip.
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I see!
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So you were cutting logs to heat it up.
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Sorry I'm late!
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You took your time, Miyafuji.
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Sorry, it was tougher than I thought!
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Miyafuji?!
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Hot!
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This is the normal temperature in Fuso.
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Th-That's right.
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I like it so hot it's painful.
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You heard her...
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Hot baths are dangerous,
and can cause strokes and heart attacks.
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What do you think, Miyafuji?
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Moderation in all things is important.
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Sexy girl Hartmann has special tips
for bath beauty care.
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I recommend using Sturm to move air
under your body, creating a bubble bath!
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It relaxes and beautifies!
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Feels so good!
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You're a lady, act like it.
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"Sauna"
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Doesn't the sauna feel good, Eila?
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Yeah. Glad we begged them to put one in.
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I would've preferred a savusauna, though,
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"A sauna that fills the room
with steam instead of smoke."
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but everybody was against it.
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So the temperature's 80 degrees?
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"100"
"50"
"0"
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That's cold.
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Want to head out for a second?
SIGN "People from Northern Europe are unaffected by cold but seem to not like temperatures between 0 and 60."
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It's so hot outside.
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It's five degrees.
We're in the tropics, after all.
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I feel so relaxed, don't you?
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Yeah.
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Want some coffee?
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Sure.
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That was a great way to relax.
SIGN "Can't breathe" "Can't breathe" "So bitter"
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Oh, right.
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Shirley, Lynne.
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What is it, Yoshika?
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You can go to bed now.
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Why were we brought here then?
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"For Your Boobs"
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"Sorry..."
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Do you have any gum to help me stay awake?
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It's not gum, but we used to
eat this back in Fuso.
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A devil fish!
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"Tentacles? For a magical girl?!"
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You don't like them?
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Please remember that, Squadron Leader!
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"Kyaaah"! You went "Kyaah."
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I'm going to use the
kitchen for a little bit.
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You're going to cook?
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Everybody will be hungry soon.
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But eating makes you sleepy, right?
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Should we deliberately make it taste bad?
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That sounds kind of fun.
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Wait! That's a problem in and of itself!
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We're going to go to
battle. We need nutrition.
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It'll be fine!
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Fine for you, I'm sure, but...
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That's not what I mean!
The Neuroi aren't coming,
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so don't ruin Sanya's cooking!
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Hang on a second!
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They really didn't come.
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Who's to blame here, you think?
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The Neuroi are going to pay for this...
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I've never wanted
the Neuroi to come so badly.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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They're finally here?
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I'm so sick of waiting.
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I didn't think I'd get such a warm welcome.
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Marseille has come from the African
theater to do a photoshoot.
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And the Neuroi that were coming...
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They were in my way, so I took
them down for you before I landed.
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You can welcome me,
but I don't do autographs.
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Huh?
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Ultimate Technique: "Open-Eyed Sleeping."
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I have a special announcement
for you all today.
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I'm Hanna Justina Marseille.
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I've come to do a photoshoot
for the PR department.
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Nice to meet you all.
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Where are the others?!
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They were all up all night last night...
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So they were awake when
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I came because they
were up waiting for the Neuroi I defeated?
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So it's up to you, Lucchini!
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Give her everything she needs!
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Roger!
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They wanted photos of me
meeting another ultra ace...
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But they're all asleep.
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Mina! I know this is the front lines,
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but you shouldn't abuse your people
so much that one night knocks them out!
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That's not it! It's because
they slack off all day!
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"What!?"
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But I can't say that!
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We were woken up.
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My name is Marseille, and I'm with
the Storm Witches in Africa.
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I'm here for part of a military propaganda
campaign called "Meeting of Aces."
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Nice to meet you all.
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Um... sorry.
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If you want an autograph
as an apology, I'll...
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It's not your fault!
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Well, this is a pain.
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You know her?
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I guess she was Hartmann's
rival in Karlsland.
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She would try and compete
with me in everything.
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Eating.
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Bathing.
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During training...
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It was rough.
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She sounds like a stalker.
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You don't get to talk!
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I just remembered that my sister
wanted your autograph.
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Oh, she wants my autograph, huh?
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Huh? She looks happy.
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I bet almost nobody ever actually asks.
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I'm not doing any autographs
for rock-headed sister-lovers!
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Hey, Hanna!
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Trude isn't rock-head, and she
isn't obsessed with her sister--
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Never mind. Sorry for interrupting.
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Hey!
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For now, why don't we eat lunch?
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We can have an eating competition, Hartmann!
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Fine, let's settle this!
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It's rare for you to actually agree.
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Here we go!
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Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses...
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What bad manners!
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I guess we have our winner.
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No, this isn't what I wanted.
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Oh, right. Can I have milk, not tea?
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"So full..."
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Does that go well with lunch?
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Of course.
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It's the only way to
maintain my good eyesight.
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And my proportions are the best
in the world, and it's thanks to milk!
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You think you're the best, huh?
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Yoshika...
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Why compete when you've got
something only you can do?
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Like your butt reload.
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What's that?
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She carries her ammo on her hip,
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and bounces it up to her hand
with her butt so she can reload.
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That's a neat trick.
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I see...
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So I guess I'm the greatest
butt-master in the world.
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Ignorance is scary.
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What?
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Get a load of this.
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Wing Commander Mina used her butt to--
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"Neuroi"
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So, who are you going to pair off with?
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Oh, right.
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I made time in my busy schedule
to come here because Hartmann's here.
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"Stay strong..."
"Thank you, friend."
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Sucks to be Hartmann...
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Well, she's probably the strongest here.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Looks like I'm your girl.
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What's going on between them?
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Good work!
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Hartmann's really cool
when she's not slacking off!
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That's my rival for you.
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Brave in the sky. Beautiful on the ground.
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"Please shut up..."
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Like a lily in bloom...
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It's tough to have a stalker.
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Eila, we need to talk later.
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Okay, I need to get going.
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You're leaving already?
You could at least take a bath first.
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Yoshika...
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Oh, right. Here.
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"I knew it. She had some ready
even though nobody asked..."
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An autograph, huh?
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Thanks!
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Stay longer next time.
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I don't want to compete in anything, though.
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Yeah. Thanks for your help today, Hartmann.
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See you around!
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--Why were we woken up for this?
--Yeah, take care!
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Hartmann acting serious.
[12:18] ---
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hi everybody!
[12:21] ---
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
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Today's witch is Mina Dietlinde Wilcke!
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She's the leader of the
501st Joint Fighter Wing,
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and also one of the Karlsland
Empire's ace witches.
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She's accomplished many
things in her battles.
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Due to the beautiful, elegant way she fights,
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she's sometimes called the Fürstin,
which means "Flying Princess."
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She's also good at dealing
with delicate military politics,
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and is the witch who created the 501st!
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Her inherent ability is called
"Three Dimensional Space Understanding."
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She can immediately find
the positions of enemies and allies,
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and just the right orders.
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You could say she's the ideal commander!
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But she also wanted to be a vocalist,
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and she's one of the best
singers among the witches!
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The way she gets to be with a girl
who's great at fighting and the arts...
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Yoshika's so amazing!
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It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso!
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I've heard Yoshika isn't doing so good!
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What's going on? I'm worried!
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Next time: "501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
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"Next time:
501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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