# E9 - 501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?
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"501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
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"Training Day"
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It's been forever since
we've done any training.
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It feels weird seeing you
in your Striker Units.
**[01:39] ---**
What?!
**[01:39] ---**
I-I'm ready!
**[01:41] ---**
Miyafuji, you're late--
**[01:43] ---**
H-Hi...
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Their bad influence has turned
my little sister into a thug!
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It's not our fault!
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You can't use your Striker Unit?
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I don't know why...
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For a while now when I've put on
my Striker Unit, it's felt tight...
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And I have to really put effort
into it or I can't even lift off...
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Could it be...
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Tell me! Do you have any
idea what it could be?
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Obesity!
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Make sure you're ready for this...
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Okay.
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Y-You've felt a lot more
imposing to me, lately.
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Oh, right? Are you thirsty?
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You'll want some curry to drink, right?
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No! I'm not fat!
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And I eat the same thing the rest of you do!
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You always say it's a waste
to not clean your plate,
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so you finish everybody's meals...
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You're the 501st's mom! You can't help it!
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I see.
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So Miyafuji's weight is partially our fault,
since we're not cleaning our plates.
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Sorry.
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Oh, no...
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Wait. As her big sister,
I help her finish the leftovers.
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So I'm in danger of gaining weight too.
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"(Grandma) Mina"
"(Mom) Miyafuji" "(Aunt) Barkhorn"
"(Child) Me"
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That's what I'm saying, Aunt Barkhorn!
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Any problems besides not being able to fly?
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Actually, I'm feeling better than ever.
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"Medic! Give me the usual!"
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Patch up Shirley, and have her
take a look at your Striker Unit.
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So where is it, Miyafuji?
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Well... Sakamoto said the best way
to deal with it is to punch it.
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"More than 50 years later
and people still think this way."
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So now it's being sent back
to the manufacturer for repairs.
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It could also be something mental, I guess.
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Yeah, it's the season for the May Blues.
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Master of all things May Blues related,
give us your wisdom!
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Too lazy!
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A true master!
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You guys...
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What? It's an annual May tradition
and you're not going to follow it?
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Don't be stupid.
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"Planner"
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Look at this!
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I've got time allocated for slacking off!
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A true master...
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Fine, I guess we'll think of ways to handle
the loss of your Striker Unit today.
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The problem is how you
get to the battlefield.
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I'll carry you!
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Get on, Miyafuji!
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Negative!
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Carry me in your arms!
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--Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
It's a little scary.
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"Okay, I'll give you a ride!"
**[03:57] ---**
--Okay, I'll give you a ride!
--Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
It's a little scary.
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"She's ignoring me!?"
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Let's go! Go at 60kmph, the speed of dreams!
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She's ignoring me?
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At this point nothing we say will reach her.
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The 501st is an important aspect
of our propaganda efforts.
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Think about how others would see you.
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Okay, now Shirley and I will try.
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Look!
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She's hiding under the coat?
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Well, I guess that's okay...
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How about this?
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Hey, Lucchini! How's it going?
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Stop screwing around!
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Jeez. All you have to do is carry her...
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Sorry.
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I'll keep firing my gun.
You focus on putting up a shield.
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Okay!
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Oww! Oww! Oww!
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Hot! The cartridges!
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The cartridges are burning my skin!
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Sorry...
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No, I'm fine...
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Sanyan's the only one who
doesn't use cartridges.
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Even for me, without my
inherent magic, she's heavy...
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Never mind.
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I think she'll be fine.
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Sanyan's one of the strongest
people in the 501st.
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Okay, I'll talk to her.
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"Sanya's Room"
"Pant Pant Pant"
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Oh, there's that to consider...
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Growl!
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What? Calm down, Eila!
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It's your fault! Your fault!
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What did you do?
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Today, I can honestly say
I can't think of anything.
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I saw a future today where you bugged Sanya,
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so I warned her and now
she won't leave her room.
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This is your fault!
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We'd have to meet her
before we could apologize to her...
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Well you can't! That's the problem!
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What do we do?
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Guess we'll have to break out the big guns.
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A spare key!
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"Sanya's Room"
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Why do you have that?
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Sanyan gave it to me so I could come
hang out any time I wanted to.
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Liar! You're stalking her!
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Sorry to bother you on your day off.
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No, I said you could come
any time you wanted to.
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Wh-Why would you...
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She's my friend.
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Wow, that hit her hard.
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You and I are always together anyway, Eila,
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so I figured you wouldn't need it.
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Oh, so that's it!
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But she's still not giving you a key.
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So we'd like you to do a combination
attack thing until Miyafuji loses weight.
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Oh, Miyafuji. I've been looking for you.
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We found out why you can't fly.
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As you matured, your magic
improved to the point
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that your Striker Unit can't keep up.
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Then it's not that I've put on weight...
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That wouldn't stop you from flying.
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It's because of all the actual
combat experience you're getting.
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Combat experience?
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Look around.
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You're using your healing
magic every day, aren't you?
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Th-That's great, Miyafuji.
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You should thank us!
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I knew it was your fault.
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What was all that fuss today for?
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Well, I guess it's good that we learned
we need a plan for when they break.
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I learned a lot, too.
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You did?
**[07:07] ---**
Yes, I learned you think I've
been getting "imposing."
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I've learned I shouldn't
be eating your leftovers.
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"Liver Oil"
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Today you'll be cleaning your plates!
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Lucchini's inherent magic
is "Sunlight Strike."
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She turns her magical
energy into heat energy,
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which is the perfect ability for cold days!
**[07:32] ---**
Morning!
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It's chilly today, huh?
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Yes. You don't get a cold
wave like this often.
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Oh, no! Lucchini!
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Miyafuji! Heal her!
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It's winter.
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Hey, can we use this fireplace?
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You should be more like the Squadron Leader.
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She's been out there training all morning.
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That's how a soldier should be.
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You should be like her.
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Hey, Trude.
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What?
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Miyafuji, explain.
**[08:04] ---**
That's a strange winter
tradition in Fuso where you
**[08:06] ---**
rub yourself down with a
towel for health reasons...
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Squad Leader! Trude wants to join you!
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Okay, I get it!
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It's really cold, let's use the fireplace!
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That spooked her.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to see if we can use the chimney.
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Looks like we'll need to clean it.
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We'll bring some logs in from outside,
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so make sure you clean the fireplace.
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You can count on us!
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See you later!
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Hmm. I don't see the ax.
**[08:39] ---**
Sakamoto's outside so I'll
go borrow her katana.
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Sorry. Thanks.
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Sure, see you later.
**[08:48] ---**
There she is...
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Sakamo--
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What are you doing? There
are men on the base!
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That's right! You can't see much today,
but we're outside!
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Well, everybody does it in
Fuso. It keeps you healthy...
**[09:02] ---**
Everybody?
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I-I'm staying out of this.
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Miyafuji, I know you're there.
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Get over here.
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If you're here, don't tell me it's because...
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You want to do it under the cold sky?
**[09:19] ---**
No, um...
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You understand? It may seem
weird, but it's normal.
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I guess so...
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I'm sorry.
**[09:28] ---**
Now, show them, Miyafuji!
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Sorry! Can't help you!
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Huh?
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Did you lie to us?!
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How could you?!
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Welcome back.
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It's a mess out there!
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We should stay indoors!
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I see.
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The two on night patrol are going
to have a rough time in this cold.
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We'd better make sure we
start that fireplace, then.
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Huh?
**[09:52] ---**
They're chopped up. Did you find the ax?
**[09:54] ---**
Nope.
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It's amazing that Hartmann's still alive.
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You're good with that.
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Did you practice a lot?
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I used to do something similar at home.
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Lighting the fire for the bath?
**[10:09] ---**
To the chickens.
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"The age of really growing your own food."
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Okay, that's probably enough.
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This will make it a lot more pleasant.
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Clean! Clean! Hurry!
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Inherent magic, "Acceleration"!
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Wax off! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on!
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It's not what it looks like!
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That's right! The snow got into the room!
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It's powder snow!
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So beautiful! So beautiful!
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We tried to use our Striker Units
to clean the chimney,
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and the soot got into the room.
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It was an accident.
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Barkhorn, combining violence
with magic is wrong!
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Use this instead.
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Good idea!
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Don't smile! It makes
this a suspense mystery!
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"Horn Gor_l_"
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You're the culprit!
**[12:23] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hi everybody!
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It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
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Today's witch is Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak.
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She's from Orussia,
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and before she joined the military,
she was studying music in Vienna, Ostmark.
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She's delicate and more shy than most,
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and looks frail and beautiful.
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So they call her "Lilija," the White Lily.
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But just like the other witches,
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when the battle starts, she carries a huge
Fliegerhammer rocket launcher,
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and fights the Neuroi bravely.
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And when you're discussing her,
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you have to discuss her abilities
as a night witch, too.
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She uses her magic to do wide-area
detection while on night patrol.
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Just like the radio broadcast she does,
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it's one of the first things people
think of when they think of witches.
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The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
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Yoshika is so amazing!
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It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
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Yoshika tells me that summer
in Europe is hot too.
**[13:41] ---**
How do the members of
the 501st get by, I wonder?
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Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
**[13:44] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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