E11 - Bear, Going Bare

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[00:04] Botts
    How can I be so useless at a time like this?!
[00:07] Gran
    Don't overdo it, Botts.
[00:09] Cliff
    Yuna will bring another chef.
[00:11] Cliff
    You should focus on your recovery.
[00:14] Botts
    Lord Gran saved me after I was kicked out
    of the royal capital by a jealous superior!
[00:21] Botts
    I can't leave my savior's party
     to some unknown chef!
[00:27] Zelef
    Your unknown chef is here.
[00:29] Zelef
    How many years has it been since
    we sharpened our skills together?
[00:34] Zelef
    You've had it rough, Botts.
[00:36] Botts
    Zelef?!
[00:37] Fina
    Yuna Sis!
[00:37] Noir
    Miss Yuna!
[00:37] Misa
    Sister Yuna!
[00:39] Gran
    Cliff, could that gentleman be...
[00:41] Cliff
    Yes. Looks like Yuna brought
    a crazy replacement.
[00:46] Botts
    Why is the royal head chef here?!
[00:48] Fina/Noir/Misa
    Royal head chef?!
[00:50] Zelef
    Friend, as a fellow chef, I understand
    your anger and frustration well.
[00:56] Zelef
    Will you allow an unknown chef
    like me to share your troubles?
[01:00] Botts
    Yes, I have no qualms if it's you!
[01:03] Botts
    We have no time. We must
    prepare a new party menu!
[01:08] Zelef
    I'm excited to work side-by-side
    with you once again.
[01:12] Botts
    Yes! Please look at the ingredients
    that have been prepared!
[01:16] Zelef
    Yes! What are the local specialties here?
[01:19] Noir
    I can't believe you were able to
    bring the royal head chef!
[01:22] Noir
    You're amazing, Miss Yuna!
[01:24] Fina
    Welcome back, Yuna Sis.
[01:26] Yuna
    Yeah. I'm back.
[01:28] Yuna
    I can't wait for the birthday party.
[01:32] Misa
    Yes! Sister Yuna!
[03:06] Gajurdo
    The time has finally come.
[03:08] Gajurdo
    I managed to put that old geezer Gran into
    a tight spot by bribing the merchant guild.
[03:14] Gajurdo
    I've also obtained the weaknesses
    of all his allies.
[03:17] Gajurdo
    You've also done an excellent job, Brad.
[03:19] Gajurdo
    You were able to injure that chef
    and that brat Cliff's knights
[03:22] Gajurdo
    without leaving any proof.
[03:26] Brad
    Just doing my job.
[03:28] Gajurdo
    I'm glad I hired someone that even
    the adventurer's guild considered a hot potato.
[03:33] Gajurdo
    The terrible food will completely crush
    what's left of that geezer's public image.
[03:38] Gajurdo
    I, Gajurdo Salbard, will finally
    obtain all of Sheelin.
[03:42] Randle
    But you're too nice, Dad.
[03:44] Randle
    It would've been better to
    kill the chef and knights.
[03:50] Randle
    That's right! We should also finish off
    the people we imprisoned underground!
[03:56] Randle
    After all, no one can go against us anymore!
[04:00] Gajurdo
    You stupid child! The party would be
    called off if there were any deaths!
[04:04] Gajurdo
    Also, hostages are only useful
    when they're alive!
[04:09] Gajurdo; Internal
    Did I spoil him too much?
[04:12] Gajurdo; Internal
    Looks like I'll have to discipline him a bit.
[04:15] Gajurdo
    Now, let's see what kind of food they'll
    serve at the party celebrating my glory!
[04:26] Gran
    Thank you for attending
    my birthday party today.
[04:32] Gran
    Please enjoy the food, alcohol, and music
    we have prepared with the utmost sincerity.
[04:42] Crowd
    Is that so? Our lord has said the same...
[04:47] Crowd
    As hearty as ever.
[04:48] Crowd
    Yes.
[04:50] Gajurdo
    Why, hello, Lord Gran.
[04:53] Gajurdo
    Congratulations on your fiftieth birthday.
[04:56] Gran
    Thank you for coming, Lord Gajurdo.
[04:58] Gajurdo
    I heard the eastern district had been
    lifeless lately, but it seems I was mistaken.
[05:04] Gran
    Well, I've been a lord a lot longer than you.
[05:08] Gran
    I hope you can forget about work
    tonight and enjoy yourselves.
[05:14] Gajurdo
    I heard that your chef was a sous chef from
    a famous restaurant in the royal capital?
[05:20] Gajurdo
    Yes, I'm sure I'll enjoy things very much.
[05:26] Cliff
    That bastard...
[05:28] Gran
    We can only wait and see.
[05:30] Cliff
    That's right.
[05:39] Fina
    I hope Lady Noa and Lady Misa
    are all right...
[05:42] Yuna
    Well, I'm sure that stupid son of his
    won't cause too much of a disturbance here.
[05:48] Yuna
    This is good, too!
[05:52] Yuna
    So good!
[05:59] Gajurdo
    Remember the faces of
    the people who talk to Gran.
[06:01] Gajurdo
    We'll have to show any fool that goes
    to his side who's really in power.
[06:08] Minion A
    We'll have to nip any idiots
    like that in the bud.
[06:12] Minion B
    Of course. Sheelin can only prosper
    in the hands of Lord Gajurdo.
[06:17] Minion C
    What should we do about Cliff Foschurose?
[06:20] Minion C
    I heard Crimonia has been gaining
    a lot of power under him.
[06:25] Gajurdo
    A brat like him is hardly a problem.
[06:27] Gajurdo
    He's just a feudal lord
    that gained a little land
[06:30] Gajurdo
    because his wife is favored by the king.
[06:33] Gajurdo
    Enough. Let's begin.
[06:38] Gajurdo; Internal
    It looks good, but I'm
    sure the taste is terrible.
[06:42] Gajurdo; Internal
    Gran, you'll embarrass yourself tonight!
[07:02] Gajurdo; Internal
    Impossible! What's going on?!
[07:04] Minion A
    What?!
[07:06] Minion B
    This is too delicious!
[07:08] Minion C
    I've never had food this delicious before!
[07:12] Randle
    So good! So good! Why is it
    all so freaking good?!
[07:17] Randle
    A poverty-stricken family
    serving this is so impudent!
[07:20] Gajurdo; Internal
    You stupid boy!
[07:22] Crowd
    Splendid...
[07:23] Crowd
    It's more delicious than
    the restaurants in the royal capital!
[07:24] Crowd
    How can it be so delicious?!
[07:26] Crowd
    Amazing!
[07:27] Crowd
    It looks as wonderful as it tastes.
[07:27] Crowd
    The Farrengram family is as stable as ever.
[07:29] Gajurdo; Internal
    Not good...
[07:31] Gajurdo; Internal
    However, I can take care of them
    after crushing Gran's public image.
[07:38] Gajurdo
    I can no longer hold back!
[07:39] Gajurdo
    What is this pig’s slop?!
[07:42] Gajurdo
    How dare the Farrengram family serve
    such disgusting food at a party?!
[07:47] Gajurdo
    My goodness! This is an embarrassment
    to the city of Sheelin!
[07:50] Gran
    Did the food not suit your taste?
[07:52] Gajurdo
    Yes, I can't believe this is the work
    of a former sous chef from the royal capital.
[07:57] Gajurdo
    Or could it be that a different
    chef cooked this trash?
[08:02] Gran
    Well, it's true that a different
    chef prepared this food.
[08:04] Gajurdo
    I see!
[08:06] Gajurdo
    You didn't use your exclusive chef
    for such an important party?
[08:09] Gajurdo
    Do you look down on your guests?
[08:12] Gran
    Not at all.
[08:14] Gran
    He is another excellent chef, one who
    doesn't pale in comparison to Botts!
[08:19] Gajurdo; Internal
    What a bold front.
[08:21] Gajurdo
    You consider this terrible food amazing?!
[08:25] Gajurdo
    It seems the Farrengram family
    has fallen so far as to be on the ground!
[08:27] Minion A
    Th-That's right!
[08:29] Minion C
    To serve food like this!
[08:31] Minion B
    This is truly pig's slop!
[08:35] Gran; Internal
    No. Things are going so well...
[08:39] Cliff; Internal
    I can't stop myself from smiling...
[08:42] Cliff; Internal
    Right, Yuna?
[08:45] (Flashback) Leonardo
    Now there's nothing to worry about.
[08:47] (Flashback) Leonardo
    Thank you, Miss Yuna.
[08:48] (Flashback) Yuna
    I'm glad Mr. Zelef could come,
[08:51] (Flashback) Yuna
    but we still need to think of
    countermeasures during the party.
[08:58] (Flashback) Yuna
    Hold on!
[08:59] (Flashback) Yuna
    You can't think a bad guy would be satisfied
[09:00] (Flashback) Yuna
    with just attacking your chef, right?!
[09:02] (Flashback) Yuna
    He'll definitely do something at the party!
[09:04] (Flashback) Leonardo
    A-At the party?
[09:06] (Flashback) Gran
    What do you think he'd do?
[09:09] (Flashback) Yuna
    Well, he knows your chef is out of
    commission, so he'll complain.
[09:14] (Flashback) Yuna
    "How can I eat such terrible food?!"
[09:18] (Flashback) Cliff
    You're right...
[09:19] (Flashback) Yuna
    That's pretty benign, so he might
    also plant bugs or trash in the food.
[09:24] (Flashback) Yuna
    Or he could poison a useless subordinate
[09:26] (Flashback) Yuna
    and blame your food to take care
    of two birds with one stone.
[09:32] (Flashback) Yuna
    Why're you guys looking at me like that?!
[09:37] Yuna
    So mean. I just answered
    their question seriously.
[09:39] Fina
    What are we going to do?
[09:41] Fina
    It turned out just like you imagined.
[09:44] Yuna
    We're already prepared.
[09:44] Gajurdo
    What's wrong with saying something
    tastes terrible when it does?
[09:46] Yuna
    That man will be the key to our victory.
[09:50] Gran
    It looked like you were eating
    it with gusto just now...
[09:54] Gajurdo
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[09:56] Gajurdo
    It's terrible if I say it's terrible.
[09:59] Gajurdo
    Goodness.
[10:00] Gajurdo
    I can't believe you managed
    to rule the city until now.
[10:04] Gajurdo
    Doesn't everyone agree?
[10:06] Crowd
    Now that he mentions it...
[10:15] Gajurdo
    Anything I say is terrible becomes terrible.
    My words become the truth.
[10:19] Zelef
    Excuse me.
[10:26] Zelef
    I am Zelef, the chef that
    prepared the food for this party.
[10:34] Zelef
    Did you truly dislike the food I prepared?
[10:39] Gajurdo; Internal
    Where have I seen this man before?
[10:43] Gajurdo
    Yes, that's right!
[10:44] Gajurdo
    How dare you present such disgusting food!
[10:47] Gajurdo
    You and your master must be a joke
    if you're satisfied with something like this!
[10:53] Zelef
    I see...
[10:55] Zelef
    Then, can you please tell me exactly what
    about the dishes were not to your taste?
[10:58] Gajurdo
    What?!
[11:00] Gajurdo
    A mere chef is asking for the opinion
    of a noble instead of apologizing?!
[11:04] Zelef
    I will apologize with all of my heart
    if my food was truly unpalatable.
[11:08] Zelef
    However, it is an insult to my master,
    who loves food, if I apologize without reason.
[11:15] Gajurdo
    There's no reason! It's all terrible!
[11:18] Gajurdo
    I question the taste of anyone
    who thinks it's delicious!
[11:21] Zelef
    I understand.
[11:23] Zelef
    I will be sure to relay that to my master,
[11:25] Zelef
    His Majesty, The King.
[11:33] Gajurdo
    His Majesty, The King?
[11:37] Crowd
    That's right! Zelef!
[11:39] Crowd
    It's the royal head chef, Zelef!
[11:41] Crowd
    I thought he seemed familiar!
[11:44] Zelef
    It seemed all of you were
    unsatisfied with the food as well.
[11:48] Zelef
    You called it pig's slop?
[11:53] Zelef
    Please tell me in detail.
[11:56] Zelef
    I cannot allow myself to
    serve His Majesty such food.
[12:00] Minion C
    No, that's, well...
[12:03] Zelef
    Please.
[12:07] Minion C
    I am very sorry, Mister Zelef.
[12:09] Minion C
    It seems my sense of taste
    is off because of a cold.
[12:14] Minion A
    A-Actually, me, too...
[12:16] Minion B
    What a coincidence! Me, too.
[12:20] Minion B
    U-Um, Lord Gran...
[12:23] Gran
    Yes, please take care of your health.
[12:26] Minion A
    Th-Thank you very much!
[12:27] Gajurdo
    What?!
[12:28] Minion C
    Well, then.
[12:29] Minion B
    E-Excuse us!
[12:31] Gajurdo
    Y-You bastards!
[12:33] Gajurdo
    Wh-Why are you here in a place like this?
[12:36] Gajurdo
    Does His Majesty know your whereabouts?
[12:39] Zelef
    Of course.
[12:40] Zelef
    Lady Ellalaura informed me that
    an old friend of mine was injured
[12:46] Zelef
    and asked me to come.
[12:47] Gajurdo
    You came running after you
    heard the chef was attacked?
[12:50] Gajurdo
    Impossible. There wasn't enough time...
[12:52] Zelef
    Oh? You knew he was injured from an attack?
[12:57] Zelef
    Perhaps you even know the culprit?
[12:59] Gajurdo
    No, I heard some rumors about town!
[13:04] Gajurdo
    Even so, please don't be mistaken, Mister Zelef!
[13:08] Gajurdo
    It wasn't truly unpalatable.
    The food was quite delicious.
[13:12] Zelef
    You definitely said it was
    disgusting moments ago.
[13:16] Gajurdo
    W-Well, that's...
[13:20] Gajurdo
    I-It seems I am feeling unwell myself!
[13:24] Gajurdo
    I'm sorry for my rudeness before, L-Lord Gran...
[13:28] Gran
    It cannot be helped if you're sick.
[13:31] Gran
    Please rest and take care of your health.
[13:35] Gajurdo
    I-I-I appreciate your consideration.
[13:38] Gajurdo
    Mister Zelef, please give my
    regards to His Majesty...
[13:42] Randle
    Dad! Why are you bowing
    your head to these...
[13:44] Gajurdo
    Quiet!
[13:46] Randle
    Huh? Wait, Dad?!
[13:48] Randle
    What's going on?
[13:48] Gajurdo
    Shut your mouth!
[13:55] Zelef
    We apologize for the interruption.
[13:58] Zelef
    Please have some pudding, which was
     presented at the royal banquet,
[14:05] Zelef
    to cleanse your palate of the matter.
[14:19] Cliff
    I'm sure Gajurdo will stay quiet for a while.
[14:22] Gran
    This is all thanks to the young lady.
[14:25] Yuna
    Mister Zelef did all the work.
[14:27] Yuna
    I didn't expect him to face
    the enemy so confidently.
[14:31] Zelef
    As a chef, I couldn't forgive
    their treatment of a comrade
[14:35] Zelef
    and their blatant disrespect for food.
[14:37] Botts
    Zelef, thank you so much!
[14:40] Zelef
    It's nothing, Botts.
[14:43] Yuna; Internal
    Looks like the problem
    has been solved for now.
[14:49] Gajurdo
    You must be kidding me!
[14:51] Gajurdo
    Why did the royal head chef appear?!
[14:55] Gajurdo
    Ellalaura, that sly fox!
[14:59] Gajurdo
    I don't know how much information
    is in the king's hands,
[15:02] Gajurdo
    so I can't move recklessly
    while Zelef is here.
[15:05] Randle
    What are you so afraid of, Dad?
[15:08] Randle
    Even if he's the royal head chef,
     he's still just a chef.
[15:11] Gajurdo
    Don't lump him together with other chefs!
[15:13] Gajurdo
    A single report from him could send the public
     image of the Salbard family plummeting.
[15:18] Randle
    Then let's get rid of him.
[15:20] Randle
    If we get rid of him, he can't
    report a thing to the king.
[15:22] Randle
    You fool!
[15:24] Gajurdo
    You better stay quiet for now, too! Got it?!
[15:29] Randle; Internal
    Shit!
[15:30] Randle; Internal
    Dad, Misa-na, and that shitty woman!
[15:33] Randle; Internal
    They all treat me like an idiot!
[15:36] Randle; Internal
    Don't think I'll leave things like this!
[15:43] Yuna
    And turn, rwar!
[15:45] Girls
    Rwar!
[15:47] Yuna
    Hibernate until spring. Snore. Snore.
[15:50] Girls
    Snore. Snore.
[15:56] Ellalaura
    What are you all doing?
[15:59] Noir
    Mother?!
[16:00] Ellalaura
    Hi, Noa. I'm glad to see you well.
[16:03] Ellalaura
    Misa and Fina, too.
[16:05] Fina
    Y-Yes, I'm doing well!
[16:07] Misa
    It has been a long time, Aunt Ellalaura.
[16:09] Noir
    Why are you here, Mother?
[16:12] Ellalaura
    I came to see my beloved daughter.
[16:15] Ellalaura
    Oh, my.
[16:17] Ellalaura
    Your clothes are dirty.
[16:19] Noir
    Um, this is...
[16:21] Fina
    Th-There is a good reason for this!
[16:23] Misa
    That's right. We were bored of being
    stuck in the mansion and asked Sister Yuna...
[16:30] Ellalaura
    I'm not angry with you girls.
[16:33] Ellalaura
    The reason those girls
    can't leave the mansion...
[16:37] Yuna
    The stupid nobles will probably stay quiet
[16:40] Yuna
    because they're scared of
    the king while Mister Zelef is here,
[16:44] Yuna
    but the adults wanted to be extra cautious.
[16:47] Yuna
    Did you come to Sheelin because
    of the stupid nobles, too, Mrs. Ellalaura?
[16:51] Ellalaura
    Well, it's ten percent work,
    ten percent to see Cliff,
[16:56] Ellalaura
    and eighty percent to see Noa
    and celebrate Misa's birthday.
[16:59] Yuna; Internal
    You should increase the
    percentage of work and Cliff.
[17:02] Ellalaura
    Jokes aside, the royal family feels a little
    responsible about the issue in Sheelin.
[17:08] Ellalaura
    That's why I've been sent to
    personally inspect the city.
[17:12] Yuna
    You're not going to capture them right away?
[17:14] Ellalaura
    There's no proof.
[17:16] Ellalaura
    I would only be able to do something
[17:18] Ellalaura
    if the Salbard family committed
    a crime right in front of me.
[17:24] Yuna
    Well, I'm sure even they aren't that stupid.
[17:30] Ellalaura
    Well, that'll be something to worry
    about after Misa's birthday party tonight.
[17:35] Yuna
    You're right.
[17:36] Yuna
    I can't wait to eat Mister Zelef's food
    and see the dresses the girls wear!
[17:40] Ellalaura
    Exactly right!
[17:42] Ellalaura
    I'm here to see my cute
    daughter wear a dress.
[17:47] Ellalaura
    Of course, you'll be wearing one, too?
[17:49] Yuna
    No way. I'm not.
[17:52] Ellalaura
    Don't say that!
[17:54] Yuna
    I am not.
[17:56] Ellalaura
    Now, now!
[17:57] Yuna
    Definitely not.
[17:58] Ellalaura
    Come, now!
[18:00] Yuna
    No!
[18:02] Yuna
    Don't come any closer!
[18:04] Yuna
    Why? Why me?
[18:07] Yuna
    Why do you have a dress ready for me?!
[18:10] Noir
    Now, Miss Yuna. It's time to change.
[18:13] Fina
    Yeah, I think it'll look good on you.
[18:16] Yuna
    Fina, you betrayed me?!
[18:18] Fina
    Really? After you left me behind
    last time, Yuna Sis?
[18:28] Noir
    Why are you so reluctant?
[18:30] Noir
    Misa would be so happy.
[18:33] Fina
    I want to wear pretty
    dresses with Yuna Sis...
[18:38] Fina
    Can't we?
[18:38] Noir
    Can't we?
[18:43] Yuna
    Fine.
[18:45] Yuna
    Fine! I got it!
[18:49] Yuna
    Only on one condition!
SIGN    Bear, Going Bare
SIGN    Bear, Going Bare
[19:08] Ellalaura
    How splendid!
[19:09] Ellalaura
    Noa and Fina are cute,
[19:11] Ellalaura
    but it's rare to see Yuna dressed
    so cutely in a different way!
[19:15] Yuna
    Don't look at me too much.
[19:19] Gran
    I didn't recognize you for a moment.
[19:22] Leonardo
    What a complete change.
[19:24] Misa's Mother
    The two of you are terrible.
[19:26] Misa's Mother
    Her bear suit is cute as well!
[19:31] Ellalaura
    You look so beautiful. It's like you're
    a princess from the bear kingdom.
[19:36] Noir
    Right?!
[19:37] Noir
    We were so enamored with her ourselves!
[19:40] Noir
    Right, Fina?
[19:41] Fina
    Yes, Yuna Sis is so pretty!
[19:44] Yuna
    Don't look at me like that.
[19:47] Cliff
    So you really are human, Yuna.
[19:50] Yuna
    I'm going to Bear Punch you.
[19:51] Cliff
    I'm kidding.
[19:52] Cliff
    What's going on with your hands and feet?
[19:56] Noir
    This was her condition to wear the dress.
    She said she couldn't take them off.
[20:00] Yuna; Internal
    I'm just a weak modern girl
    without my bear equipment.
[20:04] Yuna; Internal
    At the very least, I can't
    take off the shoes and gloves!
[20:10] Misa
    Sister Yuna, you look so beautiful!
[20:12] Yuna
    Thanks. You look very cute, Misa.
[20:16] Gran
    Now, let us begin my granddaughter
    Misa-na's tenth birthday party.
[20:22] Everyone
    Misa, happy birthday!
[20:24] Misa
    Thank you very much!
[20:45] Yuna
    Welp, guess it's my turn.
[20:50] Yuna
    They're stuffed Kumayuru and Kumakyu bears.
[20:54] Noir
    Wh-What's this?! Wh-What in the world is this?!
[20:57] Noir
    So cute! So cute!
[21:00] Noir
    Miss Yuna, please give them to me!
[21:01] Yuna
    Of course you can't have them.
[21:03] Yuna
    They're Misa's birthday present.
[21:06] Noir
    No way!
[21:11] Noir
    Why? Why isn't it my birthday today?
[21:14] Noir
    Father, Mother... Why didn't
    you give birth to me today?
[21:19] Cliff
    Don't be unreasonable.
[21:21] Ellalaura
    These are really cute.
[21:23] Ellalaura
    I'm sure there are many people
    who would want them.
[21:28] Yuna
    I've already ordered more. I'll send
    one set to Princess Flora next time.
[21:32] Ellalaura
    I'm glad to hear that. Please prepare
     a set for Shia and me as well.
[21:37] Noir
    Miss Yuna?!
[21:38] Yuna
    You'll have to wait for it, but I've
     ordered a set for you, Noa.
[21:42] Noir
    I-If that's the case...
[21:47] Noir
    Good for you, Misa.
[21:49] Misa
    Yes!
[21:52] Misa
    Thank you very much!
[21:54] Misa
    This is the best birthday party I've ever had!
[21:59] Yuna; Internal
    Thank goodness. Looks like we were
    able to protect that smile of hers.
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