# E11 - Bear, Going Bare
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**[00:04] Botts**
How can I be so useless at a time like this?!
**[00:07] Gran**
Don't overdo it, Botts.
**[00:09] Cliff**
Yuna will bring another chef.
**[00:11] Cliff**
You should focus on your recovery.
**[00:14] Botts**
Lord Gran saved me after I was kicked out
of the royal capital by a jealous superior!
**[00:21] Botts**
I can't leave my savior's party
to some unknown chef!
**[00:27] Zelef**
Your unknown chef is here.
**[00:29] Zelef**
How many years has it been since
we sharpened our skills together?
**[00:34] Zelef**
You've had it rough, Botts.
**[00:36] Botts**
Zelef?!
**[00:37] Fina**
Yuna Sis!
**[00:37] Noir**
Miss Yuna!
**[00:37] Misa**
Sister Yuna!
**[00:39] Gran**
Cliff, could that gentleman be...
**[00:41] Cliff**
Yes. Looks like Yuna brought
a crazy replacement.
**[00:46] Botts**
Why is the royal head chef here?!
**[00:48] Fina/Noir/Misa**
Royal head chef?!
**[00:50] Zelef**
Friend, as a fellow chef, I understand
your anger and frustration well.
**[00:56] Zelef**
Will you allow an unknown chef
like me to share your troubles?
**[01:00] Botts**
Yes, I have no qualms if it's you!
**[01:03] Botts**
We have no time. We must
prepare a new party menu!
**[01:08] Zelef**
I'm excited to work side-by-side
with you once again.
**[01:12] Botts**
Yes! Please look at the ingredients
that have been prepared!
**[01:16] Zelef**
Yes! What are the local specialties here?
**[01:19] Noir**
I can't believe you were able to
bring the royal head chef!
**[01:22] Noir**
You're amazing, Miss Yuna!
**[01:24] Fina**
Welcome back, Yuna Sis.
**[01:26] Yuna**
Yeah. I'm back.
**[01:28] Yuna**
I can't wait for the birthday party.
**[01:32] Misa**
Yes! Sister Yuna!
**[03:06] Gajurdo**
The time has finally come.
**[03:08] Gajurdo**
I managed to put that old geezer Gran into
a tight spot by bribing the merchant guild.
**[03:14] Gajurdo**
I've also obtained the weaknesses
of all his allies.
**[03:17] Gajurdo**
You've also done an excellent job, Brad.
**[03:19] Gajurdo**
You were able to injure that chef
and that brat Cliff's knights
**[03:22] Gajurdo**
without leaving any proof.
**[03:26] Brad**
Just doing my job.
**[03:28] Gajurdo**
I'm glad I hired someone that even
the adventurer's guild considered a hot potato.
**[03:33] Gajurdo**
The terrible food will completely crush
what's left of that geezer's public image.
**[03:38] Gajurdo**
I, Gajurdo Salbard, will finally
obtain all of Sheelin.
**[03:42] Randle**
But you're too nice, Dad.
**[03:44] Randle**
It would've been better to
kill the chef and knights.
**[03:50] Randle**
That's right! We should also finish off
the people we imprisoned underground!
**[03:56] Randle**
After all, no one can go against us anymore!
**[04:00] Gajurdo**
You stupid child! The party would be
called off if there were any deaths!
**[04:04] Gajurdo**
Also, hostages are only useful
when they're alive!
**[04:09] Gajurdo; Internal**
*Did I spoil him too much?*
**[04:12] Gajurdo; Internal**
*Looks like I'll have to discipline him a bit.*
**[04:15] Gajurdo**
Now, let's see what kind of food they'll
serve at the party celebrating my glory!
**[04:26] Gran**
Thank you for attending
my birthday party today.
**[04:32] Gran**
Please enjoy the food, alcohol, and music
we have prepared with the utmost sincerity.
**[04:42] Crowd**
Is that so? Our lord has said the same...
**[04:47] Crowd**
As hearty as ever.
**[04:48] Crowd**
Yes.
**[04:50] Gajurdo**
Why, hello, Lord Gran.
**[04:53] Gajurdo**
Congratulations on your fiftieth birthday.
**[04:56] Gran**
Thank you for coming, Lord Gajurdo.
**[04:58] Gajurdo**
I heard the eastern district had been
lifeless lately, but it seems I was mistaken.
**[05:04] Gran**
Well, I've been a lord a lot longer than you.
**[05:08] Gran**
I hope you can forget about work
tonight and enjoy yourselves.
**[05:14] Gajurdo**
I heard that your chef was a sous chef from
a famous restaurant in the royal capital?
**[05:20] Gajurdo**
Yes, I'm sure I'll enjoy things very much.
**[05:26] Cliff**
That bastard...
**[05:28] Gran**
We can only wait and see.
**[05:30] Cliff**
That's right.
**[05:39] Fina**
I hope Lady Noa and Lady Misa
are all right...
**[05:42] Yuna**
Well, I'm sure that stupid son of his
won't cause too much of a disturbance here.
**[05:48] Yuna**
This is good, too!
**[05:52] Yuna**
So good!
**[05:59] Gajurdo**
Remember the faces of
the people who talk to Gran.
**[06:01] Gajurdo**
We'll have to show any fool that goes
to his side who's really in power.
**[06:08] Minion A**
We'll have to nip any idiots
like that in the bud.
**[06:12] Minion B**
Of course. Sheelin can only prosper
in the hands of Lord Gajurdo.
**[06:17] Minion C**
What should we do about Cliff Foschurose?
**[06:20] Minion C**
I heard Crimonia has been gaining
a lot of power under him.
**[06:25] Gajurdo**
A brat like him is hardly a problem.
**[06:27] Gajurdo**
He's just a feudal lord
that gained a little land
**[06:30] Gajurdo**
because his wife is favored by the king.
**[06:33] Gajurdo**
Enough. Let's begin.
**[06:38] Gajurdo; Internal**
* It looks good, but I'm*
* sure the taste is terrible.*
**[06:42] Gajurdo; Internal**
*Gran, you'll embarrass yourself tonight!*
**[07:02] Gajurdo; Internal**
*Impossible! What's going on?!*
**[07:04] Minion A**
What?!
**[07:06] Minion B**
This is too delicious!
**[07:08] Minion C**
I've never had food this delicious before!
**[07:12] Randle**
So good! So good! Why is it
all so freaking good?!
**[07:17] Randle**
A poverty-stricken family
serving this is so impudent!
**[07:20] Gajurdo; Internal**
*You stupid boy!*
**[07:22] Crowd**
Splendid...
**[07:23] Crowd**
It's more delicious than
the restaurants in the royal capital!
**[07:24] Crowd**
How can it be so delicious?!
**[07:26] Crowd**
Amazing!
**[07:27] Crowd**
It looks as wonderful as it tastes.
**[07:27] Crowd**
The Farrengram family is as stable as ever.
**[07:29] Gajurdo; Internal**
*Not good...*
**[07:31] Gajurdo; Internal**
* However, I can take care of them*
* after crushing Gran's public image.*
**[07:38] Gajurdo**
I can no longer hold back!
**[07:39] Gajurdo**
What is this pig’s slop?!
**[07:42] Gajurdo**
How dare the Farrengram family serve
such disgusting food at a party?!
**[07:47] Gajurdo**
My goodness! This is an embarrassment
to the city of Sheelin!
**[07:50] Gran**
Did the food not suit your taste?
**[07:52] Gajurdo**
Yes, I can't believe this is the work
of a former sous chef from the royal capital.
**[07:57] Gajurdo**
Or could it be that a different
chef cooked this trash?
**[08:02] Gran**
Well, it's true that a different
chef prepared this food.
**[08:04] Gajurdo**
I see!
**[08:06] Gajurdo**
You didn't use your exclusive chef
for such an important party?
**[08:09] Gajurdo**
Do you look down on your guests?
**[08:12] Gran**
Not at all.
**[08:14] Gran**
He is another excellent chef, one who
doesn't pale in comparison to Botts!
**[08:19] Gajurdo; Internal**
*What a bold front.*
**[08:21] Gajurdo**
You consider this terrible food amazing?!
**[08:25] Gajurdo**
It seems the Farrengram family
has fallen so far as to be on the ground!
**[08:27] Minion A**
Th-That's right!
**[08:29] Minion C**
To serve food like this!
**[08:31] Minion B**
This is truly pig's slop!
**[08:35] Gran; Internal**
*No. Things are going so well...*
**[08:39] Cliff; Internal**
*I can't stop myself from smiling...*
**[08:42] Cliff; Internal**
*Right, Yuna?*
**[08:45] (Flashback) Leonardo**
Now there's nothing to worry about.
**[08:47] (Flashback) Leonardo**
Thank you, Miss Yuna.
**[08:48] (Flashback) Yuna**
I'm glad Mr. Zelef could come,
**[08:51] (Flashback) Yuna**
but we still need to think of
countermeasures during the party.
**[08:58] (Flashback) Yuna**
Hold on!
**[08:59] (Flashback) Yuna**
You *can't* think a bad guy would be satisfied
**[09:00] (Flashback) Yuna**
with just attacking your chef, right?!
**[09:02] (Flashback) Yuna**
He'll definitely do something at the party!
**[09:04] (Flashback) Leonardo**
A-At the party?
**[09:06] (Flashback) Gran**
What do you think he'd do?
**[09:09] (Flashback) Yuna**
Well, he knows your chef is out of
commission, so he'll complain.
**[09:14] (Flashback) Yuna**
"How can I eat such terrible food?!"
**[09:18] (Flashback) Cliff**
You're right...
**[09:19] (Flashback) Yuna**
That's pretty benign, so he might
also plant bugs or trash in the food.
**[09:24] (Flashback) Yuna**
Or he could poison a useless subordinate
**[09:26] (Flashback) Yuna**
and blame your food to take care
of two birds with one stone.
**[09:32] (Flashback) Yuna**
Why're you guys looking at me like that?!
**[09:37] Yuna**
So mean. I just answered
their question seriously.
**[09:39] Fina**
What are we going to do?
**[09:41] Fina**
It turned out just like you imagined.
**[09:44] Yuna**
We're already prepared.
**[09:44] Gajurdo**
What's wrong with saying something
tastes terrible when it does?
**[09:46] Yuna**
That man will be the key to our victory.
**[09:50] Gran**
It looked like you were eating
it with gusto just now...
**[09:54] Gajurdo**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[09:56] Gajurdo**
It's terrible if I say it's terrible.
**[09:59] Gajurdo**
Goodness.
**[10:00] Gajurdo**
I can't believe you managed
to rule the city until now.
**[10:04] Gajurdo**
Doesn't everyone agree?
**[10:06] Crowd**
Now that he mentions it...
**[10:15] Gajurdo**
* Anything I say is terrible becomes terrible.*
* My words become the truth.*
**[10:19] Zelef**
Excuse me.
**[10:26] Zelef**
I am Zelef, the chef that
prepared the food for this party.
**[10:34] Zelef**
Did you truly dislike the food I prepared?
**[10:39] Gajurdo; Internal**
*Where have I seen this man before?*
**[10:43] Gajurdo**
Yes, that's right!
**[10:44] Gajurdo**
How dare you present such disgusting food!
**[10:47] Gajurdo**
You and your master must be a joke
if you're satisfied with something like this!
**[10:53] Zelef**
I see...
**[10:55] Zelef**
Then, can you please tell me exactly what
about the dishes were not to your taste?
**[10:58] Gajurdo**
What?!
**[11:00] Gajurdo**
A mere chef is asking for the opinion
of a noble instead of apologizing?!
**[11:04] Zelef**
I will apologize with all of my heart
if my food was truly unpalatable.
**[11:08] Zelef**
However, it is an insult to my master,
who loves food, if I apologize without reason.
**[11:15] Gajurdo**
There's no reason! It's all terrible!
**[11:18] Gajurdo**
I question the taste of anyone
who thinks it's delicious!
**[11:21] Zelef**
I understand.
**[11:23] Zelef**
I will be sure to relay that to my master,
**[11:25] Zelef**
His Majesty, The King.
**[11:33] Gajurdo**
His Majesty, The King?
**[11:37] Crowd**
That's right! Zelef!
**[11:39] Crowd**
It's the royal head chef, Zelef!
**[11:41] Crowd**
I thought he seemed familiar!
**[11:44] Zelef**
It seemed all of you were
unsatisfied with the food as well.
**[11:48] Zelef**
You called it pig's slop?
**[11:53] Zelef**
Please tell me in detail.
**[11:56] Zelef**
I cannot allow myself to
serve His Majesty such food.
**[12:00] Minion C**
No, that's, well...
**[12:03] Zelef**
Please.
**[12:07] Minion C**
I am very sorry, Mister Zelef.
**[12:09] Minion C**
It seems my sense of taste
is off because of a cold.
**[12:14] Minion A**
A-Actually, me, too...
**[12:16] Minion B**
What a coincidence! Me, too.
**[12:20] Minion B**
U-Um, Lord Gran...
**[12:23] Gran**
Yes, please take care of your health.
**[12:26] Minion A**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[12:27] Gajurdo**
What?!
**[12:28] Minion C**
Well, then.
**[12:29] Minion B**
E-Excuse us!
**[12:31] Gajurdo**
Y-You bastards!
**[12:33] Gajurdo**
Wh-Why are you here in a place like this?
**[12:36] Gajurdo**
Does His Majesty know your whereabouts?
**[12:39] Zelef**
Of course.
**[12:40] Zelef**
Lady Ellalaura informed me that
an old friend of mine was injured
**[12:46] Zelef**
and asked me to come.
**[12:47] Gajurdo**
You came running after you
heard the chef was attacked?
**[12:50] Gajurdo**
Impossible. There wasn't enough time...
**[12:52] Zelef**
Oh? You knew he was injured from an *attack*?
**[12:57] Zelef**
Perhaps you even know the culprit?
**[12:59] Gajurdo**
No, I heard some rumors about town!
**[13:04] Gajurdo**
Even so, please don't be mistaken, Mister Zelef!
**[13:08] Gajurdo**
It wasn't truly unpalatable.
The food was quite delicious.
**[13:12] Zelef**
You definitely said it was
disgusting moments ago.
**[13:16] Gajurdo**
W-Well, that's...
**[13:20] Gajurdo**
I-It seems I am feeling unwell myself!
**[13:24] Gajurdo**
I'm sorry for my rudeness before, L-Lord Gran...
**[13:28] Gran**
It cannot be helped if you're sick.
**[13:31] Gran**
Please rest and take care of your health.
**[13:35] Gajurdo**
I-I-I appreciate your consideration.
**[13:38] Gajurdo**
Mister Zelef, please give my
regards to His Majesty...
**[13:42] Randle**
Dad! Why are you bowing
your head to these...
**[13:44] Gajurdo**
Quiet!
**[13:46] Randle**
Huh? Wait, Dad?!
**[13:48] Randle**
What's going on?
**[13:48] Gajurdo**
Shut your mouth!
**[13:55] Zelef**
We apologize for the interruption.
**[13:58] Zelef**
Please have some pudding, which was
presented at the royal banquet,
**[14:05] Zelef**
to cleanse your palate of the matter.
**[14:19] Cliff**
I'm sure Gajurdo will stay quiet for a while.
**[14:22] Gran**
This is all thanks to the young lady.
**[14:25] Yuna**
Mister Zelef did all the work.
**[14:27] Yuna**
I didn't expect him to face
the enemy so confidently.
**[14:31] Zelef**
As a chef, I couldn't forgive
their treatment of a comrade
**[14:35] Zelef**
and their blatant disrespect for food.
**[14:37] Botts**
Zelef, thank you so much!
**[14:40] Zelef**
It's nothing, Botts.
**[14:43] Yuna; Internal**
* Looks like the problem*
* has been solved for now.*
**[14:49] Gajurdo**
You must be kidding me!
**[14:51] Gajurdo**
Why did the royal head chef appear?!
**[14:55] Gajurdo**
Ellalaura, that sly fox!
**[14:59] Gajurdo**
I don't know how much information
is in the king's hands,
**[15:02] Gajurdo**
so I can't move recklessly
while Zelef is here.
**[15:05] Randle**
What are you so afraid of, Dad?
**[15:08] Randle**
Even if he's the royal head chef,
he's still just a chef.
**[15:11] Gajurdo**
Don't lump him together with other chefs!
**[15:13] Gajurdo**
A single report from him could send the public
image of the Salbard family plummeting.
**[15:18] Randle**
Then let's get rid of him.
**[15:20] Randle**
If we get rid of him, he can't
report a thing to the king.
**[15:22] Randle**
You fool!
**[15:24] Gajurdo**
You better stay quiet for now, too! Got it?!
**[15:29] Randle; Internal**
*Shit!*
**[15:30] Randle; Internal**
*Dad, Misa-na, and that shitty woman!*
**[15:33] Randle; Internal**
*They all treat me like an idiot!*
**[15:36] Randle; Internal**
*Don't think I'll leave things like this!*
**[15:43] Yuna**
And turn, rwar!
**[15:45] Girls**
Rwar!
**[15:47] Yuna**
Hibernate until spring. Snore. Snore.
**[15:50] Girls**
Snore. Snore.
**[15:56] Ellalaura**
What are you all doing?
**[15:59] Noir**
Mother?!
**[16:00] Ellalaura**
Hi, Noa. I'm glad to see you well.
**[16:03] Ellalaura**
Misa and Fina, too.
**[16:05] Fina**
Y-Yes, I'm doing well!
**[16:07] Misa**
It has been a long time, Aunt Ellalaura.
**[16:09] Noir**
Why are you here, Mother?
**[16:12] Ellalaura**
I came to see my beloved daughter.
**[16:15] Ellalaura**
Oh, my.
**[16:17] Ellalaura**
Your clothes are dirty.
**[16:19] Noir**
Um, this is...
**[16:21] Fina**
Th-There is a good reason for this!
**[16:23] Misa**
That's right. We were bored of being
stuck in the mansion and asked Sister Yuna...
**[16:30] Ellalaura**
I'm not angry with you girls.
**[16:33] Ellalaura**
The reason those girls
can't leave the mansion...
**[16:37] Yuna**
The stupid nobles will probably stay quiet
**[16:40] Yuna**
because they're scared of
the king while Mister Zelef is here,
**[16:44] Yuna**
but the adults wanted to be extra cautious.
**[16:47] Yuna**
Did you come to Sheelin because
of the stupid nobles, too, Mrs. Ellalaura?
**[16:51] Ellalaura**
Well, it's ten percent work,
ten percent to see Cliff,
**[16:56] Ellalaura**
and eighty percent to see Noa
and celebrate Misa's birthday.
**[16:59] Yuna; Internal**
* You should increase the*
* percentage of work and Cliff.*
**[17:02] Ellalaura**
Jokes aside, the royal family feels a little
responsible about the issue in Sheelin.
**[17:08] Ellalaura**
That's why I've been sent to
personally inspect the city.
**[17:12] Yuna**
You're not going to capture them right away?
**[17:14] Ellalaura**
There's no proof.
**[17:16] Ellalaura**
I would only be able to do something
**[17:18] Ellalaura**
if the Salbard family committed
a crime right in front of me.
**[17:24] Yuna**
Well, I'm sure even they aren't *that* stupid.
**[17:30] Ellalaura**
Well, that'll be something to worry
about after Misa's birthday party tonight.
**[17:35] Yuna**
You're right.
**[17:36] Yuna**
I can't wait to eat Mister Zelef's food
and see the dresses the girls wear!
**[17:40] Ellalaura**
Exactly right!
**[17:42] Ellalaura**
I'm here to see my cute
daughter wear a dress.
**[17:47] Ellalaura**
Of course, you'll be wearing one, too?
**[17:49] Yuna**
No way. I'm not.
**[17:52] Ellalaura**
Don't say that!
**[17:54] Yuna**
I am not.
**[17:56] Ellalaura**
Now, now!
**[17:57] Yuna**
Definitely not.
**[17:58] Ellalaura**
Come, now!
**[18:00] Yuna**
No!
**[18:02] Yuna**
Don't come any closer!
**[18:04] Yuna**
Why? Why me?
**[18:07] Yuna**
Why do you have a dress ready for me?!
**[18:10] Noir**
Now, Miss Yuna. It's time to change.
**[18:13] Fina**
Yeah, I think it'll look good on you.
**[18:16] Yuna**
Fina, you betrayed me?!
**[18:18] Fina**
Really? After you left me behind
last time, Yuna Sis?
**[18:28] Noir**
Why are you so reluctant?
**[18:30] Noir**
Misa would be so happy.
**[18:33] Fina**
I want to wear pretty
dresses with Yuna Sis...
**[18:38] Fina**
Can't we?
**[18:38] Noir**
Can't we?
**[18:43] Yuna**
Fine.
**[18:45] Yuna**
Fine! I got it!
**[18:49] Yuna**
Only on one condition!
***SIGN*** Bear, Going Bare
***SIGN*** Bear, Going Bare
**[19:08] Ellalaura**
How splendid!
**[19:09] Ellalaura**
Noa and Fina are cute,
**[19:11] Ellalaura**
but it's rare to see Yuna dressed
so cutely in a different way!
**[19:15] Yuna**
Don't look at me too much.
**[19:19] Gran**
I didn't recognize you for a moment.
**[19:22] Leonardo**
What a complete change.
**[19:24] Misa's Mother**
The two of you are terrible.
**[19:26] Misa's Mother**
Her bear suit is cute as well!
**[19:31] Ellalaura**
You look so beautiful. It's like you're
a princess from the bear kingdom.
**[19:36] Noir**
Right?!
**[19:37] Noir**
We were so enamored with her ourselves!
**[19:40] Noir**
Right, Fina?
**[19:41] Fina**
Yes, Yuna Sis is so pretty!
**[19:44] Yuna**
Don't look at me like that.
**[19:47] Cliff**
So you really are human, Yuna.
**[19:50] Yuna**
I'm going to Bear Punch you.
**[19:51] Cliff**
I'm kidding.
**[19:52] Cliff**
What's going on with your hands and feet?
**[19:56] Noir**
This was her condition to wear the dress.
She said she couldn't take them off.
**[20:00] Yuna; Internal**
* I'm just a weak modern girl*
* without my bear equipment.*
**[20:04] Yuna; Internal**
* At the very least, I can't*
* take off the shoes and gloves!*
**[20:10] Misa**
Sister Yuna, you look so beautiful!
**[20:12] Yuna**
Thanks. You look very cute, Misa.
**[20:16] Gran**
Now, let us begin my granddaughter
Misa-na's tenth birthday party.
**[20:22] Everyone**
Misa, happy birthday!
**[20:24] Misa**
Thank you very much!
**[20:45] Yuna**
Welp, guess it's my turn.
**[20:50] Yuna**
They're stuffed Kumayuru and Kumakyu bears.
**[20:54] Noir**
Wh-What's this?! Wh-What in the world is this?!
**[20:57] Noir**
So cute! So cute!
**[21:00] Noir**
Miss Yuna, please give them to me!
**[21:01] Yuna**
Of course you can't have them.
**[21:03] Yuna**
They're Misa's birthday present.
**[21:06] Noir**
No way!
**[21:11] Noir**
Why? Why isn't it my birthday today?
**[21:14] Noir**
Father, Mother... Why didn't
you give birth to me today?
**[21:19] Cliff**
Don't be unreasonable.
**[21:21] Ellalaura**
These are really cute.
**[21:23] Ellalaura**
I'm sure there are many people
who would want them.
**[21:28] Yuna**
I've already ordered more. I'll send
one set to Princess Flora next time.
**[21:32] Ellalaura**
I'm glad to hear that. Please prepare
a set for Shia and me as well.
**[21:37] Noir**
Miss Yuna?!
**[21:38] Yuna**
You'll have to wait for it, but I've
ordered a set for you, Noa.
**[21:42] Noir**
I-If that's the case...
**[21:47] Noir**
Good for you, Misa.
**[21:49] Misa**
Yes!
**[21:52] Misa**
Thank you very much!
**[21:54] Misa**
This is the best birthday party I've ever had!
**[21:59] Yuna; Internal**
* Thank goodness. Looks like we were*
* able to protect that smile of hers.*
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**[23:35] Bear**
Bear.