E11 - Everybody, Get Together! It's a Murder Hotel!

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SIGN    Sapporo World Hotel
SIGN    Golden Kamuy
[01:56] Narr
    Sapporo is a city built to
    follow a strict design,
[01:59] Narr
    in order to serve as the center of
    the Hokkaido settlement effort.
SIGN    Sapporo
[02:03] Narr
    At the time, it wasn't as populated as Otaru,
SIGN    Minai Guns and Gunpowder Shop
[02:07] Narr
    but it flourished due to the munitions
    industry's success in the Russo-Japanese War.
[02:11] Gu
    Hey, mister.
SIGN    Smokeless Powder for Hunting
SIGN    Smokeless Powder for Hunting
[02:13] Gu
    Is there a place around
     here where we can sleep?
[02:15] Gu
    We're tired from a long journey.
[02:16] Gu
    I know of an old hotel.
[02:19] Gu
    A young woman took it over recently,
[02:23] Gu
    and she's one sexy lady.
[02:25] Gu
    What's the hotel called?
SIGN    Sapporo World Hotel
[02:27] Gu
    It's called the Sapporo World Hotel.
[02:30] Gi
    Welcome, sir.
[02:32] Gi
    I am Ienaga, the proprietress.
[02:37] Gi
    What is he doing here?
[02:40] Gu
    I see.
SIGN    Episode Eleven
    Everybody, Get Together!
    It's a Murder Hotel!
[02:42] Gu
    A fine woman.
[02:44] Gi
    I'll take you to your room.
[02:47] Gi
    Are you here in Sapporo as a tourist?
[02:50] Gu
    I heard you're a widow?
[02:53] Gi
    Yes.
[02:54] Gi
    My husband left me this hotel when he died.
[02:57] Gu
    I heard that until a few years ago,
[02:59] Gu
    it was run by an old couple.
[03:03] Gi
    My husband's parents.
[03:07] Gi
    Does he know who I am? Or not?
[03:11] Gu
    Miss...
[03:14] Gu
    You've got a nice ass,
[03:16] Gu
    but your voice is also as
    pleasant as a bird's chirping.
[03:19] Gu
    I want to hear it in my ear all night long.
[03:23] Gi
    You're too kind.
[03:26] Gi
    Have you eaten?
[03:28] Gi
    If you're in the mood for something unusual,
    there's a Chinese place near here.
[03:33] Gi
    They have a very interesting way of thinking.
[03:37] Gi
    They say that if you wish to heal a
    part of the body that is afflicted,
[03:42] Gi
    you should eat that same part of an animal.
[03:44] Gu
    If your eyes are bad, eat eyes.
[03:47] Gu
    If you have a sick heart, eat the heart.
[03:50] Gu
    There was an old guy in Abashiri
    who said the exact same thing.
[03:55] Gu
    Were you once a doctor?
[03:57] Gu
    Does that really work?
[04:00] Gi
    It works wonderfully, sir.
[04:03] Gu
    Then what should I eat if I
    need more stamina in bed, miss?
[04:09] Gi
    I don't think you'd need that, sir.
[04:15] Gu
    Miss...
[04:18] Gu
    Let me do you.
[04:20] Gi
    What strength...
[04:23] Gi
    Arms like a wild beast.
[04:28] Gi
    I find them very attractive.
[04:30] S
    Excuse me!
[04:33] S
    Anybody here?
[04:36] Gi
    It seems I have new guests.
[04:39] Gi
    Excuse me.
[04:45] Gu
    I'll be waiting in my room.
[04:47] Gi
    Welcome.
[04:50] Gi
    I'm Ienaga, the... proprietress.
[04:52] Gu
    Shiraishi Yoshitake.
[04:54] Gu
    I'm single. No girlfriend.
[04:56] Gu
    If you date me, you'll find
    me loyal and passionate.
[04:59] Gi
    Why him, too?
[05:02] S
    This place is like a maze.
[05:05] Gi
    It was an old hotel,
[05:06] Gi
    so it's been remodeled several times.
[05:08] Gu
    Ienaga-san, what's your first name?
[05:11] Gi
    Kano.
[05:13] Gu
    Such a wonderful name.
[05:17] A
    This just feels weird.
[05:20] Gu
    In the mountains, we slept on
    beds of pine leaves, after all.
[05:27] Gu
    It's been a long time
    since I've felt so warm.
[05:29] Gu
    Shiraishi...
[05:30] Gu
    The most important thing about
    a woman is how she feels in bed.
[05:32] Gu
    You need one with more meat on her bones.
[05:34] Gu
    I think I'm in love with Ienaga Kano-san.
[05:37] Gu
    I'll have to try as hard as I can
    to talk her into the sack.
[05:40] Gi
    Shiraishi doesn't know who I am, either.
[05:44] Gi
    It must be a coincidence that they
    both came here at the same time.
[05:48] Gi
    Well, it doesn't matter.
[05:51] Gi
    For now, I want Ushiyama's strong body.
[05:55] Gi
    It can get me closer to the perfect human.
[06:01] Gi
    I'll weaken him with beer, and then
    like usual, put him to sleep with the gas.
[06:09] Gu
    Ienaga-san!
[06:11] Gu
    I've been looking for you!
[06:13] Gi
    I'm sorry, I'm busy now. We can talk later.
[06:17] Gu
    I'll help you!
[06:20] Gu
    Huh?
[06:24] Gu
    When did she—
[06:25] Gu
    Wait! Ienaga-san!
[06:32] Gu
    This room, maybe?
[06:47] Gu
    Kano-san, I thought you went in here, but...
[06:53] Gu
    Did you just leave?
[06:55] Gu
    I thought it was the proprietress.
    Did I imagine it?
[06:58] Gu
    Come to my room soon, proprietress.
[07:01] Gi
    Oh no! He'll find Shiraishi!
[07:04] Gi
    Shiraishi, behind you!
[07:08] Gi
    Forget it. I'll just kill him.
[07:12] S
    Did you just hear a weird sound?
[07:14] A
    That was my stomach.
[07:27] A
    What kind of trap is this?
[07:31] A
    I can't see a thing.
[07:39] Gi
    I have to go check on Shiraishi.
[07:42] Gu
    Proprietress!
[07:44] Gu
    How long are you going to keep me waiting?
[07:46] Gi
    I have other guests I must attend to.
[07:49] Gi
    Wait just a little longer...
[08:05] Gi
    You won't do as I tell you?
[08:13] Gu
    I love it.
[08:14] Gu
    I guess I'll go calm down outside.
[08:31] Gu
    There's a real nutjob in this hotel!
[08:41] Gi
    What I want is Ushiyama's body.
[08:50] Gi
    And one more... the guest
    with the pretty eyes.
[08:56] A
    Sinna kisara.
[08:57] ---
    Sinna kisara.
[08:59] Gu
    What?
[09:00] S
    It means "judo ear."
[09:04] S
    You did a lot of judo, huh?
[09:06] S
    For whatever reason, I never really got it.
[09:12] Gu
    You know judo?
[09:30] S
    This guy's amazing.
[09:33] S
    It's like his center of
    gravity is below the ground!
[09:42] Gu
    At this rate, we'll end up killing each other.
[09:46] Gu
    I like you.
[09:47] Gu
    Drinks are on me.
SIGN    Suifuutei
SIGN    Ice Cream
[09:48] Gu
    Let's go!
[09:51] Gu
    Rice curry made with Ezo venison.
[09:55] A
    Osoma...
[09:57] S
    Asirpa-san, that's the osoma you can eat.
[10:05] S
    What's wrong?
[10:07] A
    It's so hinna...
[10:10] S
    Let's have a drinking
    competition with Sapporo beer!
[10:16] S
    Keep it coming!
[10:22] S
    Did you know?
[10:23] S
    The samurai who founded Sapporo's
    beer factory, Murahashi Hisanari,
[10:29] S
    was an officer with the new government
[10:33] S
    who fought Hijikata Toshizou
    in the Battle of Hakodate!
[10:37] S
    Hijikata says he's mad about losing the war,
[10:41] S
    but his enemy's beer is delicious!
[10:45] S
    Hijikata Toshizou said that?
[10:48] Gu
    Or at least, he would if he was alive!
[10:54] A
    Everybody help me!
[10:56] Gu
    It won't come off.
[10:58] Gu
    I'm not Kobutori Jiisan.
[11:00] S
    Asirpa-san, stop it!
[11:05] Gu
    Miss, grow up to be a good woman.
[11:08] Gu
    What's important...
[11:10] Gu
    ...are dicks.
[11:13] A
    I saw a dick at the beach, and...
[11:17] A
    It was kinda...
[11:20] S
    Men shrink when it gets cold.
[11:22] S
    It gets bigger and smaller.
[11:24] S
    Did you know that?
[11:25] Gu
    I'm not talking about size!
[11:27] Gu
    I'm saying you need to find out whether
    he's got the dick of a gentleman.
[11:33] S
    That's right!
[11:35] Gu
    Okay, let's go back.
[11:36] Gu
    The dick lecture is over.
[11:38] Gu
    The proprietress is waiting
    for me in my room.
[11:40] Gu
    Thank you for the meal, Sensei!
[11:57] Gu
    Was there a hole here before?
SIGN    Golden Kamuy
[12:09] Gu
    A secret corridor?
[12:14] Gu
    What's this?
[12:20] Gu
    Is that where you are, proprietress?
[12:27] Gu
    Okay, almost got it...
[12:34] Gu
    Ushiyama!
[12:35] Gu
    What are you doing here?
[12:37] Gu
    It doesn't matter. Help!
[12:39] Gu
    The proprietress is somebody we know!
[12:42] Gu
    The proprietress?
[12:44] Gu
    I remembered! She's a prisoner!
[12:48] Gu
    The proprietress?
[12:50] Gu
    The proprietress!
[12:53] Gu
    The proprietress!
[12:54] ---
    No!
[13:04] Gu
    Remember, Ushiyama!
[13:08] Gu
    I think the way she did her makeup
    kept me from recognizing her,
[13:13] Gu
    but that mole on her lip...
[13:15] Gu
    Remember that old man who was a doctor?
[13:20] Gu
    That proprietress is a tattooed
    prisoner wearing women's clothing!
[13:27] Gu
    It doesn't matter!
[13:30] Gu
    I'm not leaving until I
    screw the proprietress!
[13:38] Gu
    That won't work.
[13:41] Gu
    We can leave from here.
[13:43] Gu
    Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
[13:46] Gu
    Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
[13:47] Gu
    His lust has driven him mad, huh?
[13:49] Gu
    Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
[13:57] Gu
    From the first time I saw her,
    I thought that she was truly beautiful.
[14:04] Gu
    Such smooth skin.
[14:06] Gu
    Such lush hair.
[14:09] Gu
    And especially...
[14:12] Gu
    These eyes.
[14:14] Gu
    Deep, deep blue, with just a hint of green.
[14:20] Gu
    I want them.
[14:29] S
    Bitch, why are you licking
    Asirpa-san's eyeballs?
[14:34] Gi
    Shit...
[14:35] Gi
    I shouldn't have weakened the
    gas to keep the kid alive.
[14:39] S
    Oh no, you've got it all wrong!
[14:42] S
    When she got back, she seemed ill,
[14:46] S
    so I just came to check on her!
[14:49] S
    Listen up, you eyeball-licking monster,
[14:52] S
    how the hell did you get in here?
[14:55] S
    I had the door blocked.
[14:58] S
    How'd you get in?
[15:02] Gu
    Sugimoto, let me in!
[15:04] Gu
    This hotel's insane!
[15:05] Gu
    There were bodies in an
    underground torture room!
[15:08] Gu
    The proprietress is a tattooed prisoner!
[15:11] Gu
    Remember what I told you about
    the prisoner who was a doctor,
[15:14] Gu
    who'd kidnap their patients
    and do things to their flesh?
[15:18] S
    That's her?
[15:21] S
    The old guy who believed that
    crap about eating animal parts
[15:23] S
    and killed tons of people?
[15:27] S
    He was going to eat
    Asirpa-san's beautiful eyes?
[15:32] Gi
    Youth, strength...
[15:34] Gi
    Beauty.
[15:36] Gi
    The longing for a fulfilling life...
[15:39] Gi
    In the end, people want what they can't have.
[15:41] Gi
    They're greedy creatures.
[15:43] Gi
    But look...
[15:46] Gi
    I am right.
[15:47] S
    Nobody's going to believe that crap.
[15:50] S
    Aren't you hypnotizing yourself?
[15:53] S
    But it's true that humans are greedy.
[15:58] S
    I'm planning to rip your
     tattoo right off of you.
[16:17] S
    Huh?
[16:18] S
    She's gone!
[16:19] S
    Shiraishi, she ran!
[16:26] Gi
    Everything's been ruined since they came here!
[16:30] Gu
    Proprietress!
[16:33] Gu
    Proprietress!
[16:34] Gu
    Proprietress!
[16:35] Gu
    Proprietress!
[16:37] Gu
    It's the man whose body is a dick!
[16:41] Gu
    Kiroranke, wake up!
[16:43] Gu
    We're getting out of this murder hotel!
[16:46] Gu
    There she is!
[17:00] Gu
    Stay away, you perverse doctor!
[17:06] S
    A grenade?
[17:17] Gu
    He's a tattooed prisoner, too!
[17:22] Gu
    He's Ushiyama-sama the Undefeated!
[17:45] Gi
    This hotel's useless to me now.
[17:49] S
    I need to get rid of it all!
[17:51] Gu
    You asshole!
[18:08] Gu
    Shit. It was just getting good, too.
[18:16] Gi
    I need to get the hell out of here.
[18:22] Gi
    Octopus head!
[18:27] ---
    Ow...
[18:31] S
    Alcohol?
[18:54] Gu
    Shiraishi, what are you
    doing here in this hotel?
[18:57] Gu
    You finally regained your senses?
[19:00] Gu
    And what about you? We were
    supposed to meet tomorrow!
[19:03] Gu
    Oh, I see.
[19:06] Gu
    So he's Immortal Sugimoto, then?
[19:10] Gu
    That explains it.
[19:17] Gu
    Looks like a fire's broken out.
[19:20] Gu
    We need to get out of here alive first.
[19:22] Gu
    Wait.
[19:24] Gu
    I have a message from the old man.
[19:28] Gu
    Always keep us informed of your whereabouts.
[19:31] Gu
    Don't think you'll be able to trick me.
[19:36] Gu
    Huh? My bag...
[19:38] Gu
    Bag?
[19:41] Gu
    There it is!
[19:52] Gu
    What's wrong?
[19:54] Gu
    Run!
[19:57] S
    Shiraishi, where have you been?
[19:58] Gu
    B-B-Bomb!
[20:23] Gi
    Ushiyama, you've trained so
    much that you understand.
[20:30] Gi
    I was beautiful and strong when I was young.
[20:34] Gi
    I wanted to remain the best person I could be,
    even if it meant stealing from others.
[20:44] Gi
    You're perfect, too. Always...
SIGN    Sapporo World Hotel
[21:16] A
    Where's Dick-sensei?
[21:17] A
    Dick-sensei!
[21:22] A
    Dick-sensei!
[21:30] A
    Dick-sensei...
[21:32] A
    That's a fish cake.
[21:34] Gu
    The military and police will be here soon.
[21:37] Gu
    There'll be trouble if we stay!
[21:38] Gu
    Let's get out of here.
[21:40] S
    Now we really need to
    meet Nopperabo in Abashiri.
[21:45] S
    If there's nothing left of
    Ushiyama the Undefeated...
SIGN    Next Time
    Trickster Fox
[23:35] ---
    Next Time: "Trickster Fox."