E11 - Everybody, Get Together! It's a Murder Hotel!
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SIGN Sapporo World Hotel
SIGN Golden Kamuy
[01:56] Narr
Sapporo is a city built to
follow a strict design,
[01:59] Narr
in order to serve as the center of
the Hokkaido settlement effort.
SIGN Sapporo
[02:03] Narr
At the time, it wasn't as populated as Otaru,
SIGN Minai Guns and Gunpowder Shop
[02:07] Narr
but it flourished due to the munitions
industry's success in the Russo-Japanese War.
[02:11] Gu
Hey, mister.
SIGN Smokeless Powder for Hunting
SIGN Smokeless Powder for Hunting
[02:13] Gu
Is there a place around
here where we can sleep?
[02:15] Gu
We're tired from a long journey.
[02:16] Gu
I know of an old hotel.
[02:19] Gu
A young woman took it over recently,
[02:23] Gu
and she's one sexy lady.
[02:25] Gu
What's the hotel called?
SIGN Sapporo World Hotel
[02:27] Gu
It's called the Sapporo World Hotel.
[02:30] Gi
Welcome, sir.
[02:32] Gi
I am Ienaga, the proprietress.
[02:37] Gi
What is he doing here?
[02:40] Gu
I see.
SIGN Episode Eleven
Everybody, Get Together!
It's a Murder Hotel!
[02:42] Gu
A fine woman.
[02:44] Gi
I'll take you to your room.
[02:47] Gi
Are you here in Sapporo as a tourist?
[02:50] Gu
I heard you're a widow?
[02:53] Gi
Yes.
[02:54] Gi
My husband left me this hotel when he died.
[02:57] Gu
I heard that until a few years ago,
[02:59] Gu
it was run by an old couple.
[03:03] Gi
My husband's parents.
[03:07] Gi
Does he know who I am? Or not?
[03:11] Gu
Miss...
[03:14] Gu
You've got a nice ass,
[03:16] Gu
but your voice is also as
pleasant as a bird's chirping.
[03:19] Gu
I want to hear it in my ear all night long.
[03:23] Gi
You're too kind.
[03:26] Gi
Have you eaten?
[03:28] Gi
If you're in the mood for something unusual,
there's a Chinese place near here.
[03:33] Gi
They have a very interesting way of thinking.
[03:37] Gi
They say that if you wish to heal a
part of the body that is afflicted,
[03:42] Gi
you should eat that same part of an animal.
[03:44] Gu
If your eyes are bad, eat eyes.
[03:47] Gu
If you have a sick heart, eat the heart.
[03:50] Gu
There was an old guy in Abashiri
who said the exact same thing.
[03:55] Gu
Were you once a doctor?
[03:57] Gu
Does that really work?
[04:00] Gi
It works wonderfully, sir.
[04:03] Gu
Then what should I eat if I
need more stamina in bed, miss?
[04:09] Gi
I don't think you'd need that, sir.
[04:15] Gu
Miss...
[04:18] Gu
Let me do you.
[04:20] Gi
What strength...
[04:23] Gi
Arms like a wild beast.
[04:28] Gi
I find them very attractive.
[04:30] S
Excuse me!
[04:33] S
Anybody here?
[04:36] Gi
It seems I have new guests.
[04:39] Gi
Excuse me.
[04:45] Gu
I'll be waiting in my room.
[04:47] Gi
Welcome.
[04:50] Gi
I'm Ienaga, the... proprietress.
[04:52] Gu
Shiraishi Yoshitake.
[04:54] Gu
I'm single. No girlfriend.
[04:56] Gu
If you date me, you'll find
me loyal and passionate.
[04:59] Gi
Why him, too?
[05:02] S
This place is like a maze.
[05:05] Gi
It was an old hotel,
[05:06] Gi
so it's been remodeled several times.
[05:08] Gu
Ienaga-san, what's your first name?
[05:11] Gi
Kano.
[05:13] Gu
Such a wonderful name.
[05:17] A
This just feels weird.
[05:20] Gu
In the mountains, we slept on
beds of pine leaves, after all.
[05:27] Gu
It's been a long time
since I've felt so warm.
[05:29] Gu
Shiraishi...
[05:30] Gu
The most important thing about
a woman is how she feels in bed.
[05:32] Gu
You need one with more meat on her bones.
[05:34] Gu
I think I'm in love with Ienaga Kano-san.
[05:37] Gu
I'll have to try as hard as I can
to talk her into the sack.
[05:40] Gi
Shiraishi doesn't know who I am, either.
[05:44] Gi
It must be a coincidence that they
both came here at the same time.
[05:48] Gi
Well, it doesn't matter.
[05:51] Gi
For now, I want Ushiyama's strong body.
[05:55] Gi
It can get me closer to the perfect human.
[06:01] Gi
I'll weaken him with beer, and then
like usual, put him to sleep with the gas.
[06:09] Gu
Ienaga-san!
[06:11] Gu
I've been looking for you!
[06:13] Gi
I'm sorry, I'm busy now. We can talk later.
[06:17] Gu
I'll help you!
[06:20] Gu
Huh?
[06:24] Gu
When did she—
[06:25] Gu
Wait! Ienaga-san!
[06:32] Gu
This room, maybe?
[06:47] Gu
Kano-san, I thought you went in here, but...
[06:53] Gu
Did you just leave?
[06:55] Gu
I thought it was the proprietress.
Did I imagine it?
[06:58] Gu
Come to my room soon, proprietress.
[07:01] Gi
Oh no! He'll find Shiraishi!
[07:04] Gi
Shiraishi, behind you!
[07:08] Gi
Forget it. I'll just kill him.
[07:12] S
Did you just hear a weird sound?
[07:14] A
That was my stomach.
[07:27] A
What kind of trap is this?
[07:31] A
I can't see a thing.
[07:39] Gi
I have to go check on Shiraishi.
[07:42] Gu
Proprietress!
[07:44] Gu
How long are you going to keep me waiting?
[07:46] Gi
I have other guests I must attend to.
[07:49] Gi
Wait just a little longer...
[08:05] Gi
You won't do as I tell you?
[08:13] Gu
I love it.
[08:14] Gu
I guess I'll go calm down outside.
[08:31] Gu
There's a real nutjob in this hotel!
[08:41] Gi
What I want is Ushiyama's body.
[08:50] Gi
And one more... the guest
with the pretty eyes.
[08:56] A
Sinna kisara.
[08:57] ---
Sinna kisara.
[08:59] Gu
What?
[09:00] S
It means "judo ear."
[09:04] S
You did a lot of judo, huh?
[09:06] S
For whatever reason, I never really got it.
[09:12] Gu
You know judo?
[09:30] S
This guy's amazing.
[09:33] S
It's like his center of
gravity is below the ground!
[09:42] Gu
At this rate, we'll end up killing each other.
[09:46] Gu
I like you.
[09:47] Gu
Drinks are on me.
SIGN Suifuutei
SIGN Ice Cream
[09:48] Gu
Let's go!
[09:51] Gu
Rice curry made with Ezo venison.
[09:55] A
Osoma...
[09:57] S
Asirpa-san, that's the osoma you can eat.
[10:05] S
What's wrong?
[10:07] A
It's so hinna...
[10:10] S
Let's have a drinking
competition with Sapporo beer!
[10:16] S
Keep it coming!
[10:22] S
Did you know?
[10:23] S
The samurai who founded Sapporo's
beer factory, Murahashi Hisanari,
[10:29] S
was an officer with the new government
[10:33] S
who fought Hijikata Toshizou
in the Battle of Hakodate!
[10:37] S
Hijikata says he's mad about losing the war,
[10:41] S
but his enemy's beer is delicious!
[10:45] S
Hijikata Toshizou said that?
[10:48] Gu
Or at least, he would if he was alive!
[10:54] A
Everybody help me!
[10:56] Gu
It won't come off.
[10:58] Gu
I'm not Kobutori Jiisan.
[11:00] S
Asirpa-san, stop it!
[11:05] Gu
Miss, grow up to be a good woman.
[11:08] Gu
What's important...
[11:10] Gu
...are dicks.
[11:13] A
I saw a dick at the beach, and...
[11:17] A
It was kinda...
[11:20] S
Men shrink when it gets cold.
[11:22] S
It gets bigger and smaller.
[11:24] S
Did you know that?
[11:25] Gu
I'm not talking about size!
[11:27] Gu
I'm saying you need to find out whether
he's got the dick of a gentleman.
[11:33] S
That's right!
[11:35] Gu
Okay, let's go back.
[11:36] Gu
The dick lecture is over.
[11:38] Gu
The proprietress is waiting
for me in my room.
[11:40] Gu
Thank you for the meal, Sensei!
[11:57] Gu
Was there a hole here before?
SIGN Golden Kamuy
[12:09] Gu
A secret corridor?
[12:14] Gu
What's this?
[12:20] Gu
Is that where you are, proprietress?
[12:27] Gu
Okay, almost got it...
[12:34] Gu
Ushiyama!
[12:35] Gu
What are you doing here?
[12:37] Gu
It doesn't matter. Help!
[12:39] Gu
The proprietress is somebody we know!
[12:42] Gu
The proprietress?
[12:44] Gu
I remembered! She's a prisoner!
[12:48] Gu
The proprietress?
[12:50] Gu
The proprietress!
[12:53] Gu
The proprietress!
[12:54] ---
No!
[13:04] Gu
Remember, Ushiyama!
[13:08] Gu
I think the way she did her makeup
kept me from recognizing her,
[13:13] Gu
but that mole on her lip...
[13:15] Gu
Remember that old man who was a doctor?
[13:20] Gu
That proprietress is a tattooed
prisoner wearing women's clothing!
[13:27] Gu
It doesn't matter!
[13:30] Gu
I'm not leaving until I
screw the proprietress!
[13:38] Gu
That won't work.
[13:41] Gu
We can leave from here.
[13:43] Gu
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
[13:46] Gu
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
[13:47] Gu
His lust has driven him mad, huh?
[13:49] Gu
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
[13:57] Gu
From the first time I saw her,
I thought that she was truly beautiful.
[14:04] Gu
Such smooth skin.
[14:06] Gu
Such lush hair.
[14:09] Gu
And especially...
[14:12] Gu
These eyes.
[14:14] Gu
Deep, deep blue, with just a hint of green.
[14:20] Gu
I want them.
[14:29] S
Bitch, why are you licking
Asirpa-san's eyeballs?
[14:34] Gi
Shit...
[14:35] Gi
I shouldn't have weakened the
gas to keep the kid alive.
[14:39] S
Oh no, you've got it all wrong!
[14:42] S
When she got back, she seemed ill,
[14:46] S
so I just came to check on her!
[14:49] S
Listen up, you eyeball-licking monster,
[14:52] S
how the hell did you get in here?
[14:55] S
I had the door blocked.
[14:58] S
How'd you get in?
[15:02] Gu
Sugimoto, let me in!
[15:04] Gu
This hotel's insane!
[15:05] Gu
There were bodies in an
underground torture room!
[15:08] Gu
The proprietress is a tattooed prisoner!
[15:11] Gu
Remember what I told you about
the prisoner who was a doctor,
[15:14] Gu
who'd kidnap their patients
and do things to their flesh?
[15:18] S
That's her?
[15:21] S
The old guy who believed that
crap about eating animal parts
[15:23] S
and killed tons of people?
[15:27] S
He was going to eat
Asirpa-san's beautiful eyes?
[15:32] Gi
Youth, strength...
[15:34] Gi
Beauty.
[15:36] Gi
The longing for a fulfilling life...
[15:39] Gi
In the end, people want what they can't have.
[15:41] Gi
They're greedy creatures.
[15:43] Gi
But look...
[15:46] Gi
I am right.
[15:47] S
Nobody's going to believe that crap.
[15:50] S
Aren't you hypnotizing yourself?
[15:53] S
But it's true that humans are greedy.
[15:58] S
I'm planning to rip your
tattoo right off of you.
[16:17] S
Huh?
[16:18] S
She's gone!
[16:19] S
Shiraishi, she ran!
[16:26] Gi
Everything's been ruined since they came here!
[16:30] Gu
Proprietress!
[16:33] Gu
Proprietress!
[16:34] Gu
Proprietress!
[16:35] Gu
Proprietress!
[16:37] Gu
It's the man whose body is a dick!
[16:41] Gu
Kiroranke, wake up!
[16:43] Gu
We're getting out of this murder hotel!
[16:46] Gu
There she is!
[17:00] Gu
Stay away, you perverse doctor!
[17:06] S
A grenade?
[17:17] Gu
He's a tattooed prisoner, too!
[17:22] Gu
He's Ushiyama-sama the Undefeated!
[17:45] Gi
This hotel's useless to me now.
[17:49] S
I need to get rid of it all!
[17:51] Gu
You asshole!
[18:08] Gu
Shit. It was just getting good, too.
[18:16] Gi
I need to get the hell out of here.
[18:22] Gi
Octopus head!
[18:27] ---
Ow...
[18:31] S
Alcohol?
[18:54] Gu
Shiraishi, what are you
doing here in this hotel?
[18:57] Gu
You finally regained your senses?
[19:00] Gu
And what about you? We were
supposed to meet tomorrow!
[19:03] Gu
Oh, I see.
[19:06] Gu
So he's Immortal Sugimoto, then?
[19:10] Gu
That explains it.
[19:17] Gu
Looks like a fire's broken out.
[19:20] Gu
We need to get out of here alive first.
[19:22] Gu
Wait.
[19:24] Gu
I have a message from the old man.
[19:28] Gu
Always keep us informed of your whereabouts.
[19:31] Gu
Don't think you'll be able to trick me.
[19:36] Gu
Huh? My bag...
[19:38] Gu
Bag?
[19:41] Gu
There it is!
[19:52] Gu
What's wrong?
[19:54] Gu
Run!
[19:57] S
Shiraishi, where have you been?
[19:58] Gu
B-B-Bomb!
[20:23] Gi
Ushiyama, you've trained so
much that you understand.
[20:30] Gi
I was beautiful and strong when I was young.
[20:34] Gi
I wanted to remain the best person I could be,
even if it meant stealing from others.
[20:44] Gi
You're perfect, too. Always...
SIGN Sapporo World Hotel
[21:16] A
Where's Dick-sensei?
[21:17] A
Dick-sensei!
[21:22] A
Dick-sensei!
[21:30] A
Dick-sensei...
[21:32] A
That's a fish cake.
[21:34] Gu
The military and police will be here soon.
[21:37] Gu
There'll be trouble if we stay!
[21:38] Gu
Let's get out of here.
[21:40] S
Now we really need to
meet Nopperabo in Abashiri.
[21:45] S
If there's nothing left of
Ushiyama the Undefeated...
SIGN Next Time
Trickster Fox
[23:35] ---
Next Time: "Trickster Fox."