E5 - A Third One!?

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[00:00] Mirika
    Milika here!
[00:02] Mirika
    In this video, I try walking in on three
    of my classmates in a relationship.
[00:08] Mirika
    I thought about messing with them, but...
[00:13] Mirika
    They found out I'm secretly a MeTuber!
[00:17] Mirika
    I'm going to have to become
    this weirdo's girlfriend now!
[00:23] Mirika
    I'll be your girlfriend, too!
[00:26] ---
    What?
[00:27] Saki
    You? Become Naoya's girlfriend?
[00:30] Mirika
    That's right.
[00:31] Mirika
    I, Milika-sama, the heartbreakingly cute
    streamer, will be your third girlfriend.
[00:38] Saki
    Wh-What are you trying to do?
[00:40] Nagisa
    Um...
[00:42] Nagisa
    Maybe, now that her identity's out,
[00:46] ---
    she wants a man to protect her
    from creepy stalkers and stuff.
[00:50] Mirika
    N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!
[00:54] Saki
    She's so obvious!
[00:57] Mirika
    Why would I ever ask anyone for help?
[01:02] Mirika
    Um...
[01:05] Mirika
    I j-just felt like it's time I had a boyfriend.
[01:09] Saki
    Such a sloppy lie.
[01:11] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[01:13] Naoya
    She says that's not it, so that's not it.
[01:15] Saki
    How are you so gullible?!
[01:18] Mirika
    Aren't you happy?
[01:21] Mirika
    My long, slender legs.
[01:24] Mirika
    My glamorous body.
[01:25] Mirika
    My long lashes and clear eyes...
[01:29] Mirika
    You won't come across
    many girls as pretty as me.
[01:32] Mirika
    Will you?
[01:33] Naoya
    T-True.
[01:35] Saki
    Naoya?!
[01:37] Naoya
    I think you're really cute.
[01:40] Mirika
    Of course.
[01:41] Naoya
    I've actually seen your videos
    and thought you're attractive.
[01:45] Mirika
    Right?
[01:47] Naoya
    It'd be like a dream if I could
    make you my girlfriend.
[01:51] Mirika
    Aw...
[01:55] Naoya
    But... sorry.
[02:02] Mirika
    Huh?
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[03:39] Mirika
    Huh?
[03:41] Naoya
    Sorry.
[03:43] Naoya
    I can't date you.
[03:47] Saki
    Naoya! Well said!
[03:49] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[03:52] Mirika
    Y-You're going to reject me?!
[03:59] Mirika
    W-Wait, you!
[04:01] Mirika
    Are you actually going to reject me?
[04:02] Naoya
    I'm sorry. Really.
[04:04] Naoya
    If you're just looking for a boyfriend,
    you'll find one in no time.
[04:11] Mirika
    But I'm so cute, and I'm huge on MeTube.
[04:15] Mirika
    I'm obviously better than those two!
[04:20] Naoya
    Is that really how you choose who to date?
[04:24] Mirika
    Are you actually that proper?!
[04:26] Mirika
    You're already dating two girls!
[04:28] Mirika
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:30] Naoya
    There'd be no end to it if
    I dated everyone who's cute.
[04:33] Mirika
    Says a two-timer!
[04:37] Naoya
    I want you to understand that,
     more than anything,
[04:40] ---
    I want to make my two girlfriends happy.
[04:43] Saki
    Naoya...
[04:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[04:51] Mirika
    You'd have to be an idiot to reject me!
[04:56] Naoya
    True...
[04:57] Saki
    Naoya!
[04:57] Saki
    Naoya-kun!
[04:59] Mirika
    Right?
[05:01] Naoya
    But...
[05:02] Naoya
    Sorry.
[05:05] Mirika
    What's your deal?!
[05:06] Saki
    Get it now?
[05:08] Saki
    Naoya already has enough
    girlfriends in the two of us.
[05:14] Mirika
    Damn you...
[05:17] Saki
    Huh?
[05:19] Nagisa
    What are you...
[05:24] Nagisa
    They're G cups!
[05:27] Nagisa
    I work on my waist to
    maintain my figure, too!
[05:31] Saki
    G...
[05:33] Saki
    A, B, C, D, E, F...
[05:35] Saki
    G?!
[05:37] Nagisa
    I lose.
[05:38] Mirika
    You might get a chance to squeeze
    these G cups if you go out with me.
[05:43] Naoya
    That may be, but...
[05:46] Mirika
    Y-You can try them out right now.
[05:54] Naoya
    I don't care about your G cups.
[05:56] Naoya
    I'd rather squeeze the
    boobs of a girl I like!
[06:02] Mirika
    I-I can't believe I've been
    defeated by the likes of him.
[06:08] ---
    Why?
[06:09] Mirika
    How pitiful...
[06:14] Saki
    Um...
[06:16] Saki
    Wanna get going?
[06:19] Saki
    What should we have for dinner?
[06:22] Nagisa
    I was thinking nikujaga.
[06:24] Naoya
    Sounds nice.
[06:25] Mirika
    Don't just abandon me!
[06:26] Mirika
    Wait, dinner?
[06:28] Mirika
    You guys aren't...
[06:31] Mirika
    Hey, wait!
[06:32] Mirika
    Wait up!
[06:35] Mirika
    Are you three living together?!
[06:38] Saki
    Shoot...
[06:39] Saki
    Let's run!
[06:40] Nagisa
    R-Right.
[06:41] Saki
    Hurry, Naoya-kun!
[06:45] Mirika
    Hold it right there!
[06:50] Saki
    Naoya!
[06:50] Saki
    Naoya-kun!
[07:03] Mirika
    I'll live with you, too.
[07:08] Mirika
    Listen up...
[07:09] Mirika
    I'll let you shoot me down today.
[07:12] Mirika
    But I'm going to live with you and
    make you see what makes me so good.
[07:19] Mirika
    I'll even pay rent.
[07:20] Mirika
    And for food.
[07:22] Mirika
    And for power and heating and Internet.
[07:24] Mirika
    That's good enough for you, isn't it?
[07:27] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[07:30] Naoya
    I don't condone a man and woman living under
    the same roof if they aren't in a relationship.
[07:34] Mirika
    How are you so proper?!
[07:37] Mirika
    How are you so proper when you're a two-timer?!
[07:47] Mirika
    I'll be back!
[07:53] Naoya
    Nom, nom, nom...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[07:54] Nagisa
    We'd forgotten to eat,
    so we had to make it quick.
SIGN    The Next Day
    After School
[08:01] Saki
    I'm home.
[08:04] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, what's for dinner?
[08:11] Saki
    What's up?
[08:17] Saki
    Wh-What is that?
[08:19] Saki
    A tent?
[08:28] Saki
    Milika!
[08:30] Mirika
    If I can't live under the same roof,
     I'll live in the yard.
[08:35] Naoya
    Oh, I get it. That's one solution.
[08:37] Saki
    Is this really the time to be impressed?!
[08:40] Nagisa
    But how did you know where we live?
[08:42] Mirika
    Don't underestimate the Milika-sama.
[08:45] Mirika
    I secretly followed you here.
[08:47] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm so hungry.
[08:49] (Flashback) Saki
    I can't wait for Nagisa-chan's dinner.
[08:52] (Flashback) Naoya
    Yeah.
[08:56] Nagisa
    You're practically a stalker!
[08:59] Mirika
    I'll make you regret humiliating me.
[09:04] Mirika
    Just you wait!
[09:06] Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me!
[09:13] Saki
    Should we call the cops?
[09:17] Mirika
    D-Don't!
SIGN    We have a new (outdoor) tenant...
SIGN    Newbie
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[09:24] Mirika
    Setting up the tent was hard...
[09:33] Naoya
    I can't believe she'd...
[09:34] Saki
    ...start living in a tent in the yard.
[09:38] Mirika
    I'm camping out here until
    you fall in love with me.
[09:41] Saki
    What a nuisance.
[09:43] Naoya
    What do we do?
[09:45] Nagisa
    Living in a tent sounds tough, though.
[09:49] Nagisa
    I don't think she's going to last.
[09:51] Naoya
    Yeah.
[09:52] Naoya
    They did say it's going to be chilly tonight.
[09:55] Mirika
    Don't underestimate me!
[10:02] Mirika
    S-So cold...
[10:04] Mirika
    It's May...
[10:06] Mirika
    What's happening?
[10:07] Mirika
    I'm d-dying...
[10:09] Mirika
    I'm going to die!
[10:26] Naoya
    Milika-san.
[10:28] Naoya
    Stop putting yourself
    in danger and go home.
[10:34] Mirika
    I-I told you, I'm not going
    home until you fall for me!
[10:39] Naoya
    You're still saying that?!
[10:42] Naoya
    Are you going to live out there forever?
[10:43] Mirika
    You ass!
[10:46] Naoya
    I care about my two girlfriends.
[10:49] Naoya
    Please give up.
[10:50] Saki
    Yeah.
[10:51] Mirika
    Everyone's making fun of me.
[10:56] Mirika
    Hell no!
[10:58] Mirika
    I just need to buy an expensive
    sleeping bag to bear the cold!
[11:04] Mirika
    And I can just kill all the bugs!
[11:08] Mirika
    I'll stock up on everything I need!
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[11:15] Mirika
    Now I just need to hang on until it arrives!
[11:19] Mirika
    And to make sure I don't run out of money...
[11:24] Mirika
    I'll shoot videos to keep it coming in!
[11:33] Mirika
    Milika here!
[11:34] Mirika
    Today, I'm going to survive out in
    the cold in nothing but a T-shirt.
[11:48] Mirika
    S-So cold...
[11:50] Naoya
    Why are you so lightly dressed, then?
[11:54] Mirika
    It's the cleavage that earns the clicks!
[11:58] Nagisa
    Sh-She's so strong.
[12:01] Saki
    Her cleavage...
[12:03] Mirika
    I climbed up from F-tier MeTuber status.
[12:05] Mirika
    I'll show you what I'm made of!
[12:13] Mirika
    I can overcome the cold with exercise.
[12:16] Mirika
    One, two, three...
[12:20] Mirika
    Four, five, six...
[12:27] Mirika
    My chest's right in the shot.
[12:29] Mirika
    One, two, three...
[12:34] Mirika
    Four, five, six...
[12:40] Mirika
    Good, they're bouncing!
[12:46] Mirika
    Good, I'm getting warm!
[12:49] Mirika
    It's working!
[12:51] Saki
    She's actually going to stay until morning.
[12:53] Nagisa
    She's got a lot of stamina.
[12:56] Mirika
    Time to take a break.
[13:01] Mirika
    I-I can't!
[13:02] Mirika
    It gets cold as soon as I stop!
[13:06] Mirika
    I-I can't keep this up all night!
[13:16] Naoya
    I'm not falling for her.
[13:18] Nagisa
    How sad.
[13:21] Saki
    Go home! Go home!
[13:24] Mirika
    I'm not giving up!
[13:28] Mirika
    Shake them! Shake them!
[13:33] Mirika
    I-It's still only 2:00 AM.
[13:36] Mirika
    I'm going viral!
[13:40] Mirika
    Hurry up, Amazun!
[13:45] Mirika
    Ramen! Yum!
[13:48] Mirika
    I'm already cold again!
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[13:56] Nagisa
    She's still at it.
[14:11] Mirika
    I-It's finally morning.
[14:17] A
    Delivery.
[14:29] Mirika
    It's here!
[14:30] Mirika
    My stuff's here!
[14:33] Nagisa
    S-So many packages...
[14:36] Mirika
    I have nothing to fear now.
[14:39] Mirika
    See this? This is me actually trying.
[14:42] Mirika
    Well?
[14:43] Mirika
    Say something.
[14:45] Naoya
    Uh...
[14:48] Naoya
    You should go home and take a shower.
[14:54] Saki
    You smell horrible.
[15:02] Mirika
    I sweated like crazy!
[15:07] Mirika
    I'm not done yet!
SIGN    Water
[15:09] Mirika
    Search! Search! Search!
SIGN    Survival
SIGN    Heating
[15:12] Mirika
    Fill a black bag with water...
[15:16] Mirika
    Throw it in a bag lined with tin foil...
[15:24] Mirika
    And leave it in the sun.
SIGN    Don't forget to film!
[15:29] Mirika
    One hour.
[15:37] Mirika
    Two hours. Done.
[15:42] Mirika
    Tighten the ropes, hang it up...
[15:47] Mirika
    Open some holes, and...
[15:52] Mirika
    That feels great!
[15:57] Mirika
    So warm!
[16:02] Mirika
    Bliss!
[16:07] Mirika
    How about that?
[16:10] Mirika
    Are you impressed?
[16:13] Naoya
    Y-You're so strong.
[16:17] Mirika
    Told you!
[16:19] Saki
    She's actually going to live here.
[16:21] Nagisa
    What do we do?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[16:24] ---
    Wash, wash, wash.
[16:26] Saki
    No looking!
SIGN    Grab
[16:33] Saki
    What a pain this has turned into.
[16:36] Nagisa
    Yeah.
[16:37] Nagisa
    She really seems committed.
[16:40] Nagisa
    She's cute, she's got a good figure,
     and she's really aggressive.
[16:48] Saki
    All right.
[16:49] Saki
    I have a plan, Nagisa-chan.
[16:51] Saki
    Hear me out.
[16:53] Saki
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[16:55] ---
    What?!
[16:56] Nagisa
    I don't know, Saki-san...
[16:58] Saki
    Do you really want her evil boobs
    to take Naoya away from us?
[17:03] Nagisa
    Well...
[17:10] Naoya
    Unless I do something about
    the problem with Milika-san...
[17:15] Naoya
    Going out with Saki-chan and Minase-san,
[17:19] ---
    and making them both happy,
    isn't going to be easy.
[17:24] Naoya
    I need to really think about it more.
[17:27] Naoya
    What can I do?
[17:30] Saki
    Naoya.
[17:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[17:34] Naoya
    What's wrong?
[17:36] Saki
    It's about Milika.
[17:37] Saki
    We decided we have to do something.
[17:43] Naoya
    I feel that way, too.
[17:46] Saki
    So...
[17:57] Saki
    How about this?
[18:04] Nagisa
    Th-This is embarrassing.
[18:06] Saki
    We need to hang in there for our goal!
[18:09] Naoya
    Sorry, I might not have
    been feeling the same way.
[18:13] Naoya
    Why are you in your swimsuits?
[18:15] Saki
    Huh?
[18:16] Saki
    O-Obviously...
[18:18] Saki
    Because if we make you happy
    and get closer to you,
[18:22] ---
    it won't matter anymore
    if Milika messes with you.
[18:27] (Flashback) Mirika
    I will be your third girlfriend.
[18:30] (Flashback) Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me!
[18:35] Saki
    You want to see us in swimsuits, don't you?
[18:38] Saki
    You pervert.
[18:40] Naoya
    Isn't that too on-the-nose?!
[18:43] Saki
    What?!
[18:44] Saki
    What, then?
[18:46] Naoya
    Ow!
[18:47] Saki
    Are you disappointed or something?
[18:49] Naoya
    O-Of course not, but...
[18:52] Saki
    But?
[18:54] Nagisa
    Wait, Saki-san!
[19:10] Nagisa
    S-Sorry!
[19:12] Naoya
    I-It's fine.
[19:13] Nagisa
    B-But...
[19:16] Nagisa
    I'd be glad if you appreciated that.
[19:20] Naoya
    You, too, Minase-san?!
[19:23] Saki
    Not bad, Nagisa-chan.
[19:25] Nagisa
    That was obviously an accident!
[19:29] Saki
    I can't fall behind!
[19:40] Saki
    Th-They're too small! I can't hit him!
[19:54] Saki
    D-Did you see?
[19:57] Naoya
    A little.
[19:58] Saki
    I gave away too much!
[20:01] Saki
    No, but...
[20:03] Saki
    Naoya's going to be obsessed with me now.
[20:06] Naoya
    Huh? Um...
[20:10] Naoya
    Is that all you wanted?
[20:13] Saki
    By "that," do you mean my boobs?!
[20:15] Naoya
    That's not it!
[20:17] Naoya
    Shouldn't we be thinking about
    how to deal with Milika-san?!
[20:20] Naoya
    There's a lot we ought to be doing.
[20:23] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[20:24] Nagisa
    Saki-san said we could seduce
    you in our swimsuits.
[20:28] Nagisa
    I did think it was a bit too blatant, but...
[20:31] Saki
    You did?!
[20:33] Nagisa
    But...
[20:35] ---
    I think it's important to spend lots of
    time with you and make you like us more.
[20:42] Nagisa
    I want to do that, too.
[20:45] Nagisa
    So I put on my swimsuit,
    even though I was embarrassed.
[20:50] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[20:52] Nagisa
    I finally got to go out with Naoya-kun.
[20:54] Nagisa
    I wanted to make it last as long as I could.
[21:02] Nagisa
    It's true that we can't let our guard
    down when it comes to Milika-san.
[21:05] Nagisa
    I know there's a lot more
    that we need to consider.
[21:16] Nagisa
    But please look at us lots, too.
[21:21] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:25] Naoya
    She's right.
[21:28] Naoya
    That's right.
[21:33] Naoya
    There's a lot to do, but that
    was the most important thing.
[21:44] Naoya
    All right. I'll look at you lots.
[21:46] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[21:47] Naoya
    Staaare...
[21:54] Naoya
    Staaare...
[21:59] Naoya
    Staaare...
[22:02] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[22:05] Naoya
    Huh?
[22:09] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun, you pervert.
[22:13] Naoya
    That wasn't my intention!
[22:15] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's hot.
[22:19] Mirika
    Milika here.
[22:23] Mirika
    Today on Milika's channel...
[22:28] Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me, Naoya.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Getting
     Changed
[22:35] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[22:36] Naoya
    Saki-san...
[22:37] Naoya
    Why did she have her swimsuit?
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    "Tsun Is Dere"
[24:12] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Are you an outdoorsy type? Or indoorsy?
[24:14] Mirika
    Camping videos are popular,
    so the outside isn't bad.
[24:17] Nagisa
    I'm an indoors type.
[24:18] Nagisa
    I watch anime—I mean, movies and stuff.
[24:20] Naoya
    Anime?
[24:21] Nagisa
    No, I only watch the first episode of every
    new show and buy some merch and stuff.
[24:24] Nagisa
    I'm not really an otaku!
[24:25] Saki
    You totally are.