E2 - Welcome, Shino-san

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[00:00] Naoya
    Thanks to Shino-san,
    we all managed to pass the term finals.
[00:07] Naoya
    I have to make Saki-chan and Minase-san happy.
[00:09] Naoya
    I need it to be the best two-timing
    they've ever been involved in.
[00:12] Naoya
    To that end, I'm going to use all my work pay
    to make it the best summer break ever!
[00:16] Rika
    Don't forget about me!
[00:25] Shino
    I'll be living with Mukai-kun and
    the others during summer break.
SIGN    Fireworks Festival
    July 24th
[00:29] Shino
    I need to do everything I can to
    make them stop their two-timing.
[00:35] Shino
    For Sakisaki's sake.
[00:37] Shino
    And for my sake,
    so that I can give up on Mukai-kun.
[00:43] Saki
    Coming.
[00:47] Saki
    Shino, come in.
[00:49] Shino
    Get a grip!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[02:24] Shino
    Just because it's summer break... Sheesh.
[02:27] Saki
    Sorry.
[02:28] Naoya
    Welcome.
[02:30] Nagisa
    H-Hello.
[02:33] Shino
    Oh, jeez.
[02:35] Shino
    You don't even put away your clothes.
[02:37] Nagisa
    How did you even become
    friends with Shino-san?
[02:41] Nagisa
    Your personalities are so different.
[02:44] Saki
    We hit it off really quickly.
[02:47] Shino
    How could you say that?
[02:51] Shino
    I'd just transferred schools during the first
    year of middle school because of my parents.
[03:02] (Flashback) Shino
    Who are you?
[03:04] (Flashback) Saki
    I see a super-cute girl...
[03:08] (Flashback) Saki
    with smaller boobs than mine!
[03:13] Nagisa
    I can't believe you became close after that.
[03:15] Shino
    Someone had to be around
    to save her from herself.
[03:20] (Flashback) Saki
    Sorry I just told you out of nowhere
    that you have small boobs.
[03:24] (Flashback) Saki
    It bugs you, doesn't it? I get it.
[03:26] (Flashback) Shino
    You've got the wrong idea.
SIGN    First Year National Scholastic Exams
     School Top Students
    
SIGN    1. Kiryu Shino
     2. Tanaka Takashi
    3. Yamaguchi Hanako
    4. Katoh Kenta
    5. Nishida Hiroaki
SIGN    6. Yamazaki Momoe
    7. Ishida Suzune
    8. Okamoto Kazuki
    9. Ogawa Taiki
    10. Ito Ryusei
SIGN    1. Kiryu Shino
[03:31] (Flashback) Shino
    That's me.
[03:32] (Flashback) Saki
    First place?! And you got
    100 percent on every test?
[03:35] (Flashback) Saki
    Wow!
[03:36] (Flashback) Saki
    Your name's Shino-chan, huh?
[03:38] (Flashback) Saki
    That's a cute name.
[03:40] (Flashback) Shino
    Not just that.
[03:45] (Flashback) Saki
    She's stupid good!
[03:46] (Flashback) Saki
    Well?
[03:48] (Flashback) Saki
    You're the full package.
[03:50] (Flashback) Shino
    Aren't I?
[03:52] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm the full package. Do you really think
    I care about the size of my breasts?
[03:56] (Flashback) Saki
    Yeah, that's a different matter.
[03:58] (Flashback) Shino
    I really don't care!
[04:00] (Flashback) Saki
    We washboards have to stick together!
[04:04] (Flashback) Shino
    Listen...
[04:06] (Flashback) Shino
    My life in high school,
    university, and after that
[04:09] (Flashback) Shino
    is all going to be on a totally
    different level from yours.
[04:13] (Flashback) Shino
    So even if we become friends now,
    we'll stop seeing each other soon,
[04:18] (Flashback) Shino
    and you'll have wasted all of your time.
[04:21] (Flashback) Shino
    You're only going to be jealous of me.
[04:24] (Flashback) Shino
    You won't enjoy it.
[04:26] (Flashback) Shino
    If, when we're grown up,
    you walk the same path as mine,
[04:30] (Flashback) Shino
    we can become friends then.
[04:36] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's game together!
[04:38] (Flashback) Shino
    Were you listening to me?
[04:39] (Flashback) Saki
    I dunno about all that complicated stuff,
[04:42] (Flashback) Saki
    but we should be friends
    while we're still young and cute!
[04:46] (Flashback) Saki
    Besides, I'm confident I won't get jealous
    of anyone with smaller boobs than mine.
[04:53] Shino
    She's pissing me off!
[04:55] (Flashback) Saki
    Okay? Let's game.
[04:57] (Flashback) Shino
    I will not.
[04:58] (Flashback) Shino
    I don't have a system, anyway.
[05:00] (Flashback) Saki
    Not to worry.
[05:01] (Flashback) Saki
    I used my New Year's allowance
    to buy another one.
[05:04] (Flashback) Shino
    Are you that stupid?
[05:05] (Flashback) Shino
    You never considered that
    I might still say no?!
[05:09] (Flashback) Saki
    W-Well...
[05:11] (Flashback) Saki
    I was only thinking about
    gaming with a cute girl.
[05:14] (Flashback) Shino
    Seriously... What's wrong with you?
[05:17] (Flashback) Shino
    Fine, I'll play so you didn't waste your money.
[05:20] (Flashback) Saki
    Really?
[05:21] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's play!
[05:22] (Flashback) Saki
    Thanks, Shino!
[05:24] (Flashback) Saki
    I love you!
[05:28] (Flashback) Shino
    For pity's sake...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[05:30] Saki
    I'm Saki Saki!
[05:32] Saki
    Call me Sakisaki!
[05:34] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[05:35] Shino
    Your parents don't care, do they?
[05:38] Shino
    So she kept following me around,
    and over time...
[05:43] Naoya
    I had no idea.
[05:45] Saki
    What can I say? I like cute girls.
[05:48] Naoya
    You were already friends with
    Saki-chan by the time I met you,
[05:52] Naoya
    so I didn't know about all that.
[05:55] Naoya
    You've always cared about Saki-chan, huh?
[06:01] Naoya
    I'm sorry for worrying you
    about the two-timing!
[06:05] Shino
    No kidding!
[06:07] Shino
    In any case, you'd better be
    expecting me this summer.
[06:12] Shino
    Where's my room?
[06:13] Naoya
    Oh, over there.
[06:22] Shino
    Sheesh.
[06:27] Shino
    I ended up meeting Mukai-kun
    because I became friends with Sakisaki.
[06:36] Shino
    It must have been about
    a month after I met Sakisaki.
[06:42] (Flashback) Saki
    So anyway, about the game that's coming out...
[06:45] (Flashback) Shino
    Yeah, yeah. Now what?
[06:47] (Flashback) Saki
    It seems really...
[06:49] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan! I love you!
[06:53] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love you!
[06:54] (Flashback) Saki
    Nobody asked!
[06:59] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's go, Shino.
[07:00] (Flashback) Shino
    Y-Yeah.
[07:02] Shino
    My first thought was that
    I kind of liked his honest eyes.
[07:09] Shino
    The boy with the sincere eyes who
    confesses to Sakisaki once a month...
[07:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, I love you!
[07:15] (Flashback) Saki
    You're embarrassing me!
[07:18] Shino
    He emerged countless times
    when I was with Sakisaki.
[07:22] (Flashback) Naoya
    You have an adorable smile!
[07:24] Shino
    Again...
[07:25] (Flashback) Shino
    You have adorable boobs!
[07:27] (Flashback) Saki
    I'll kill you!
[07:32] Shino
    And again.
[07:34] Shino
    He never relented.
[07:37] (Flashback) Shino
    Come on...
[07:40] (Flashback) Shino
    Why don't you try something else?
[07:43] Shino
    I didn't mean to get involved.
[07:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    Aren't you... Shino-san?
[07:49] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan's friend?
[07:51] (Flashback) Shino
    There has to be a better way
    to get her to go out with you.
[07:55] (Flashback) Shino
    You're much too awkward.
[07:57] (Flashback) Naoya
    A-Am I?
[07:59] (Flashback) Shino
    You are.
[08:01] (Flashback) Shino
    If pushing isn't working, try pulling, maybe.
[08:04] (Flashback) Shino
    Try not confessing for a while.
[08:06] (Flashback) Shino
    You might draw her attention that way.
[08:11] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're right.
[08:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    But I'm still gonna keep telling her I love her!
[08:15] (Flashback) Shino
    Why would you do that?!
[08:17] (Flashback) Naoya
    I mean, it'd be great if we could go out...
[08:22] (Flashback) Naoya
    But I love her.
[08:24] (Flashback) Naoya
    So I want her to know that I do.
[08:29] Shino
    I think I was already drawn
    to his extremely genuine eyes.
[08:35] (Flashback) Shino
    I-I see.
[08:40] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm sorry.
[08:42] (Flashback) Shino
    I thought you were a bit of an idiot.
[08:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    An idiot?!
[08:47] (Flashback) Shino
    Dating isn't the most important thing to you.
[08:50] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm amazed.
[08:52] (Flashback) Shino
    That said, there has to be a better way!
[08:56] (Flashback) Shino
    Oh, it's her birthday next week.
[08:59] (Flashback) Shino
    What's your plan?
[09:01] (Flashback) Naoya
    I plan to give her a hundred roses.
[09:03] (Flashback) Shino
    That's too much!
[09:04] (Flashback) Shino
    I'll help you pick out a present.
[09:11] (Flashback) Naoya
    What about this one?
SIGN    Push-up Bra
[09:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    Bust enhancement!
[09:14] (Flashback) Shino
    She's going to kill you.
[09:16] (Flashback) Naoya
    A ring to express my love!
[09:17] (Flashback) Shino
    That's cringe.
[09:19] (Flashback) Shino
    Why not a giant haul of gummies, then?
[09:21] (Flashback) Naoya
    Th-That's it!
[09:23] (Flashback) Shino
    No, I'm kidding.
[09:25] (Flashback) Shino
    Although I can see her appreciating it.
[09:28] (Flashback) Naoya
    You really are close to Saki-chan, huh?
[09:33] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm not sure about that.
[09:35] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm just putting up with her because
    she's so persistent and vulnerable.
[09:39] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're brimming with kindness!
[09:41] (Flashback) Shino
    What's that supposed to mean?
[09:43] (Flashback) Shino
    Let's keep going.
[09:53] (Flashback) Shino
    She wears clothes from this shop pretty often.
[09:55] (Flashback) Shino
    What do you think?
[09:57] (Flashback) Naoya
    Could you put it on for my reference?
[10:04] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're so cute!
[10:06] (Flashback) Shino
    Eh? Oh, the clothes.
[10:08] (Flashback) Naoya
    No, you too!
[10:09] (Flashback) Shino
    Stop it!
[10:11] (Flashback) Shino
    What's wrong with him?
[10:14] Shino
    He was all kinds of weird, but he was so
    earnest. I didn't mind spending time with him.
[10:19] (Flashback) Naoya
    Shino-san! Saki-chan's here!
[10:26] (Flashback) Naoya
    She's going to think I'm being unfaithful!
[10:28] (Flashback) Shino
    D-Don't be silly!
[10:31] (Flashback) Naoya
    It's going to ruin the surprise, too.
[10:32] (Flashback) Naoya
    I need a place to hide!
[10:34] (Flashback) Shino
    Oh, fine!
[10:36] (Flashback) Shino
    Get in here!
[10:42] (Flashback) Shino
    D-Don't you dare look this way.
[10:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    Actually, I caught a glimpse
    when I was coming in.
[10:48] (Flashback) Naoya
    Sorry.
[10:49] (Flashback) Shino
    You don't need to be so honest about that!
[10:51] (Flashback) Naoya
    It was beautiful, though.
[10:53] (Flashback) Shino
    Seriously, stop!
[10:55] (Flashback) Naoya
    Also, thank you so much for all the help today.
[11:00] (Flashback) Shino
    Never mind that!
[11:02] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're so kind!
[11:04] (Flashback) Shino
    No, seriously...
[11:07] (Flashback) Shino
    You keep saying I'm nice,
    but it's not like that!
[11:13] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm pretty good both
    academically and athletically.
[11:17] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm privileged.
[11:19] (Flashback) Shino
    I just happen to have the capacity
    to deal with other people's problems.
[11:22] (Flashback) Shino
    That's all this was today, too.
[11:25] (Flashback) Naoya
    No, you're so kind!
[11:27] (Flashback) Shino
    Hey!
[11:28] (Flashback) Naoya
    You use your capacity for other
    people rather than yourself!
[11:34] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're definitely nice!
[11:36] (Flashback) Naoya
    I think you're a fantastic person!
[11:39] (Flashback) Shino
    Y-You can't...
[11:42] (Flashback) Shino
    You can't say that to anyone besides Sakisaki.
[11:54] (Flashback) Shino
    Dummy!
[11:59] (Flashback) Shino
    Looks like Sakisaki left, too.
[12:05] (Flashback) Naoya
    Um...
[12:08] (Flashback) Naoya
    Really, thanks for everything today.
[12:12] (Flashback) Naoya
    For you.
[12:13] (Flashback) Shino
    You didn't have to.
[12:21] (Flashback) Shino
    Thanks.
[12:27] (Flashback) Shino
    Oh, by the way, don't talk
    to me starting tomorrow.
[12:32] (Flashback) Shino
    If we get too close and I fall
    in love with you, you're in trouble.
[12:40] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love Saki-chan,
    but you're really attractive, too.
[12:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    What do I do?!
[12:47] (Flashback) Shino
    Stop making such a big deal of it!
[12:50] (Flashback) Shino
    Thanks, though.
[12:54] (Flashback) Shino
    Well, I'm rooting for you.
[12:58] Shino
    Mukai-kun's a really good guy.
[13:01] Shino
    And Sakisaki definitely likes him.
[13:07] Shino
    Sakisaki is my friend.
[13:10] Shino
    And I already have plenty.
[13:14] Shino
    I can't be wanting my
    friend's significant other.
SIGN    Naoya's sleeping after
    his exhausting morning shift,
    so Nagisa-chan and I are
    gonna go shopping.
SIGN    Huge dinner tonight!
[13:35] Shino
    Yet...
[13:36] Shino
    I still haven't gotten over him.
[13:39] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[13:49] Shino
    What am I supposed to do?
[13:56] Shino
    Would it help me move on
    if I kiss him or something?
[14:04] Saki
    Shino?
[14:10] Saki
    What are you doing?
[14:13] Shino
    S-Sakisaki...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:20] Rika
    Do you think having me here makes up
    for my lack of screen time?
[14:26] Saki
    Shino...
[14:29] Saki
    Do you...
[14:30] Shino
    I-It's nothing, Sakisaki.
[14:34] Saki
    But...
[14:35] Shino
    I just, er...
[14:37] Shino
    I h-have to use my top-of-the-grade
    mind to come up with a cover story!
[14:40] Shino
    Mukai-kun had some n-nose hairs
    sticking out, so I was plucking them!
[14:45] Saki
    I see!
[14:47] Saki
    Yeah, I'd totally do that.
[14:48] Saki
    No way you'd kiss him, right?
[14:50] Shino
    Thank goodness she's dumb.
[14:53] Saki
    I remembered there's a stream I've been
    meaning to catch, so I rushed home.
[14:59] Saki
    Ooh, I made it.
[15:05] Shino
    I-I'm a bit sweaty.
[15:07] Shino
    Can I use the shower?
[15:09] Saki
    Go ahead.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[15:11] Saki
    Risapon's so cute.
[15:15] Shino
    What the hell am I doing?!
[15:18] Shino
    Wh-Why did I try to k-kiss Mukai-kun?!
[15:24] Shino
    Worse, Sakisaki saw me!
[15:27] Shino
    I c-can't just pass this off
    as a lapse in judgment.
[15:31] Shino
    If I'd actually kissed him,
    and Sakisaki caught me,
[15:36] Shino
    it would have been completely over.
[15:44] Shino
    I'm not letting my guard down anymore.
[15:46] Shino
    I'm going to end his two-timing
    and give up on Mukai-kun.
[15:52] Shino
    I'm going to set this straight.
[15:57] Naoya
    Gotta wash my face...
[15:59] Shino
    Wh...
[16:06] Naoya
    S-Sorry!
[16:07] Naoya
    I j-just remembered I saw
    a lot at the hot springs, too.
[16:10] Naoya
    And I forgot to be punished for it!
[16:12] Naoya
    I need to turn myself in!
[16:15] Naoya
    Police?
[16:16] Naoya
    I've engaged in voyeurism!
[16:17] Naoya
    My address is...
[16:18] Shino
    Enough!
[16:20] Naoya
    Let go! Please!
[16:21] Shino
    You don't need to do that!
[16:23] Naoya
    But I need to be held accountable!
[16:25] Shino
    I'm the victim, and I said it's fine!
[16:28] Naoya
    You're saying you don't mind me looking?!
[16:30] Shino
    No!
[16:35] Naoya
    Look out!
[16:40] Naoya
    Ow, ow...
[16:43] Naoya
    Are you okay? Are you hurt?
[16:47] Shino
    I have to move on.
[16:49] Shino
    So why do I keep...
[16:51] Naoya
    Thank goodness you held on to your towel.
[16:55] Shino
    Oh, no! If Sakisaki sees us in this position...
[17:04] Saki
    And it's in again!
[17:05] Shino
    It is not!
[17:17] Shino
    It hasn't even been a day since I got here...
[17:20] Naoya
    I've already seen you at
    the hot springs! It's okay!
[17:23] Shino
    Seeing more doesn't make it better!
[17:25] Shino
    Mukai-kun, you're so...
[17:28] Saki
    Shino, do you...
[17:33] Saki
    Do you have a clumsy streak?
[17:38] Shino
    Damn it!
[17:39] Shino
    I'm going to put an end to
    your two-timing and leave!
[17:43] Shino
    You'd better be ready for me!
[17:44] Shino
    Idiot! Idiot!
[17:46] Naoya
    I'll do my best!
[17:49] Saki
    Wait...
[17:50] Saki
    It couldn't be, could it?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[17:53] Rika
    My next project is the
    100 Videos at 10 Campsites Challenge!
[17:58] Risa
    Seriously?
[18:01] Naoya
    We're holding a welcome party
    for you, Shino-san!
[18:03] Nagisa
    We worked hard!
[18:05] Saki
    Dang!
[18:09] Shino
    Are you mental?
[18:10] Naoya
    How?!
[18:11] Shino
    This whole situation!
[18:13] Shino
    I said I'd live with you guys so I could
    wreck your two-timing relationship.
[18:18] Shino
    A welcome party?
[18:21] Shino
    Are you kidding?
[18:23] Naoya
    The three of us talked it over
    and decided to welcome your stay.
[18:31] Naoya
    You're Saki-chan's dear friend.
[18:34] Naoya
    Whatever your intentions may be,
[18:36] Naoya
    I want to value someone
    who someone I value values!
[18:43] Saki
    Indeed.
[18:44] Nagisa
    Yup.
[18:45] Naoya
    So we're going to have a good time together.
[18:48] Naoya
    And I'll make you approve
    of our two-timing relationship!
[18:50] Shino
    Why do you think I ever would?!
[18:54] Shino
    What's wrong with you?
[18:56] Nagisa
    L-Let's just have dinner.
[18:59] Shino
    I'm fine.
[19:02] Nagisa
    We've been working on it for three days.
[19:05] Nagisa
    I thought we could get closer
    if we ate together.
[19:10] Nagisa
    Are you really not eating with us?
[19:13] Shino
    Oh, fine.
[19:16] Shino
    None of this is the food's fault.
[19:19] Shino
    We aren't going to be friends, though.
[19:21] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[19:27] Shino
    It's good.
[19:30] Naoya
    You did it, Minase-san!
[19:34] Shino
    That meat looks expensive.
[19:37] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun paid for the ingredients.
[19:39] Naoya
    I burned through all the money I earned.
[19:41] Shino
    Stop endangering yourself!
[19:42] Nagisa
    Have some of this, too.
[19:46] Shino
    It's good.
[19:47] Nagisa
    There's more.
[19:51] Shino
    It's all good.
[19:53] Shino
    You must have worked really hard
     to become such a good cook.
[19:59] Shino
    Wow.
[20:00] Nagisa
    You're honest when you praise me,
    even though you hate me.
[20:05] Nagisa
    I love you.
[20:05] Saki
    I know.
[20:06] Naoya
    So charming.
[20:07] Shino
    That's exactly what I hate about you!
[20:09] Shino
    Besides, it does taste good, but...
[20:12] Shino
    Meat!
[20:13] Shino
    Oil!
[20:14] Shino
    Carbs!
[20:15] Shino
    There's no nutritional balance!
[20:21] Shino
    You need to get your veggies in,
    or you're going to get sick.
[20:25] Nagisa
    I see!
[20:26] Shino
    You're hopeless.
[20:28] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[20:31] Nagisa
    You're so kind, Shino-san.
[20:33] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun will appreciate me even more now.
[20:37] Shino
    Sh-Shit!
[20:40] Saki
    Nagisa-chan committed herself
    to cooking to impress Naoya.
[20:45] Shino
    For Mukai-kun?
[20:50] Shino
    Tell me something...
[20:53] Shino
    Did you fall in love with Mukai-kun
    not knowing he was already with Sakisaki?
[21:00] Nagisa
    I knew.
[21:02] Shino
    Unbelievable!
[21:04] Shino
    Do you have any idea how much hell
    you're putting Sakisaki through?
[21:09] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[21:10] Nagisa
    I don't think I really know.
[21:15] Nagisa
    I don't think I can even fathom
    how much I've put Saki-san through
[21:19] Nagisa
    and how much I will in the future
    in order to keep this relationship.
[21:26] Nagisa
    I feel very guilty about it.
[21:28] Shino
    So stop the two-timing relationship now!
[21:30] Nagisa
    But I love Naoya-kun.
[21:35] Nagisa
    He said he'd never let me go,
    and I've decided to stay with him.
[21:42] Nagisa
    I want to be friends with you,
[21:44] Nagisa
    but I don't have any intention of
    breaking up with Naoya-kun!
[21:49] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:50] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[21:52] Nagisa
    Th-That's just how it is for me.
[21:56] Shino
    You look so frail, but you're so
    obnoxiously assertive when it matters.
[22:03] Saki
    Hey, let's try to get along.
[22:05] Shino
    No!
[22:06] Saki
    I'm sorry!
[22:07] Shino
    I hate Minase-san even more now.
[22:12] Shino
    I'm absolutely going to make
    you end your relationship!
[22:16] Nagisa
    I'm not backing down!
[22:17] Naoya
    Let's do this!
[22:19] Nagisa
    Yes!
[22:23] Shino
    I'm putting an end to this, I swear!
[22:26] Saki
    Shino's scary...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:29] Rika
    Gross... Gotta make it again.
[22:32] Risa
    Uh... I can't keep eating
    your botched cooking.
SIGN    Welcome, Shino-san
[24:12] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:14] Risa
    Everyone's headed to the fireworks festival!
[24:16] Rika
    I'm gonna seduce Naoya in my yukata!
[24:19] Risa
    That's what she says, but don't mind her.
[24:21] Rika
    Am I getting rejected again?!
[24:23] Risa
    See you next time!
[24:24] Rika
    Tell me! Please!