E4 - Girlfriend and Girlfriend

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[00:00] Naoya
    The three of us, in our
    two-timing relationship,
[00:03] ---
    started living together
    so we could grow closer.
[00:05] Naoya
    Things were going well for a while,
    but Saki-chan's acting weird!
[00:10] Naoya
    I can't...
[00:11] Naoya
    I would be betraying Minase-san.
[00:13] Naoya
    Huh? What's wrong?
[00:14] Naoya
    Wait!
[00:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan has gone home,
    and she won't open up to me,
[00:20] ---
    even if I give her what she loves:
    cake, games, or cat and dog videos.
[00:23] Naoya
    I needed to find a way to talk to her!
[00:26] Naoya
    And that's when Minase-san
    took one for the team!
[00:28] Naoya
    I'm not losing this opportunity!
[00:30] Naoya
    Please, talk to me!
[00:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
SIGN    Do not try this at home
[00:42] Naoya
    Why did you leave?
[00:45] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[00:46] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[00:49] Saki
    B-Because Nagisa-chan's...
[00:55] Saki
    better than me.
[01:03] Saki
    She tries so hard for you!
[01:07] Saki
    She's even good at cooking!
[01:09] Naoya
    That's not true! You're perfectly...
[01:11] Saki
    I can't do anything!
[01:16] Saki
    My boobs aren't even as big!
[01:18] Naoya
    Let's not go there!
[01:22] Saki
    Besides, I can't even think
    of anything I can do for you.
[01:30] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[01:32] Saki
    Anyway, that's all I've got to say.
[01:34] Saki
    You'll be happy with just
    Nagisa-chan soon enough!
[01:41] Naoya
    That's not true!
[01:43] Nagisa
    He's right, Saki-san.
[01:46] Saki
    Forget it.
[01:48] Saki
    Let me go!
[01:49] Naoya
    I'm really happy just getting to be with you.
[01:54] Saki
    I don't care!
[01:56] Saki
    At least tell me what you want me to do!
[01:59] Naoya
    You're good enough as you are!
[02:02] Saki
    You idiot!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    "Girlfriend and Girlfriend"
[03:48] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[03:51] Saki
    I want to...
[03:53] Saki
    I want to do something for Naoya, too.
[03:57] Saki
    Even just the other day...
[04:01] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya, is there anything you want me to do?
[04:04] (Flashback) Naoya
    No. In fact, is there
    anything you want me to do?
[04:08] Saki
    No, it's always been like that.
[04:11] (Flashback) Saki
    I don't mean to brag, but I'm
    terrible at doing chores.
[04:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    Of course. You can take a break.
[04:15] (Flashback) Naoya
    The bath's ready, too.
[04:17] (Flashback) Naoya
    I made some tea.
[04:19] Saki
    Even now!
[04:24] Saki
    Why don't you ask anything of me?!
[04:28] Nagisa
    S-S-Saki-san!
[04:38] Naoya
    Sure, there's a lot that I wish
    I could have you do for me.
[04:44] Naoya
    But I'm still responsible for
    having started this relationship.
[04:49] Naoya
    I think I need to first do
    my best for the both of you.
[04:53] Nagisa
    May I?
[04:56] Nagisa
    I can't blame Saki-san for having left.
[05:00] Naoya
    Huh? Minase-san?
[05:02] Nagisa
    There's so much I want to do for you, too,
    but you always tell me I'm doing enough.
[05:09] Nagisa
    You tell me you'll do it.
[05:12] Nagisa
    I can't stand that.
[05:14] Nagisa
    No!
[05:17] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[05:18] Nagisa
    I want to devote at least
    18 hours a day to you!
[05:23] Saki
    That's too much.
[05:26] Saki
    She's right, though.
[05:28] Saki
    I appreciate you doing things for me...
[05:32] Saki
    But I want to make you happy, too.
[05:38] Saki
    I want to make you love me more.
[05:42] Nagisa
    I get it, Saki-san.
[05:44] Saki
    Right?
[05:45] Saki
    I'm Naoya's...
[05:47] Nagisa
    I'm also Naoya-kun's...
[05:50] Nagisa
    ...girlfriend!
[05:50] Nagisa
    ...girlfriend!
[05:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[05:57] Nagisa
    Please don't take on the responsibility
    for dating two people all on your own!
[06:01] Saki
    You're an equal with the two of us.
[06:04] Saki
    Isn't that the whole point of dating?
[06:09] Naoya
    I thought I couldn't be allowed to be
    happy until I made the two of you happy,
[06:15] ---
    because I'm two-timing.
[06:22] Naoya
    I was stupid!
[06:23] Naoya
    Hit me!
[06:25] Nagisa
    No...
[06:28] Nagisa
    Saki-san?!
[06:31] Saki
    He told me what he wanted, so...
[06:34] Nagisa
    That's how you took it?!
[06:37] Naoya
    That's what I like about you.
[06:40] Naoya
    It's why you're fun to be around.
[06:44] Saki
    Naoya...
[06:47] Naoya
    And there's a lot that I want you to do.
[06:51] Naoya
    I want to see you smile more!
[06:53] Saki
    Y-You got it!
[06:55] Naoya
    And I want to see you angry more!
[06:57] Saki
    How's this?
[06:58] Naoya
    I want your home cooking!
[07:00] Saki
    I'll feed you char!
[07:01] Naoya
    I want to see your swimsuit in summer!
[07:02] Saki
    You'll see it!
[07:04] Naoya
    And someday, a three—
[07:07] Saki
    Not happening!
[07:11] Naoya
    And more than anything,
[07:13] ---
    I want the three of us to
    continue living together.
[07:25] Saki
    I know that.
[07:28] Saki
    Jeez.
[07:33] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[07:34] Saki
    Hey...
[07:35] Naoya
    Thanks.
[07:37] Naoya
    I'm glad you two are on the same page.
[07:43] Saki
    N-Nah, but...
[07:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan is still...
[07:48] Saki
    my r-rival!
[07:53] Nagisa
    Right.
[07:55] Nagisa
    I'm going to put up a fight.
[07:57] ---
    Nuh... G-g-ggh...
SIGN    Saki has returned home.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Staaare...
[08:00] Saki
    Those must be nice to squeeze.
[08:06] Nagisa
    Saki-san, dinner's ready!
[08:12] Nagisa
    I worked really hard on dinner
    to commemorate your return.
[08:17] Saki
    It looks delicious.
[08:19] Saki
    You worked so hard on this dinner,
[08:23] Saki
    and Naoya is...
[08:27] Nagisa
    He stayed up three whole nights to
    try to patch things up with you.
[08:32] Saki
    Oh, yeah...
[08:34] Nagisa
    Well, let's eat before it gets cold.
[08:37] Nagisa
    Time to eat!
[08:43] Saki
    Yum!
[08:44] Nagisa
    I'm glad you like it.
[08:47] Saki
    B-But just to be clear,
    you and I are still rivals.
[08:53] Nagisa
    I-I know.
[08:55] Nagisa
    But I like you, Saki-san.
[08:59] Nagisa
    I want us to be friends.
[09:04] Saki
    I do, too!
[09:08] Saki
    You're so adorable.
[09:11] Saki
    Although we're playing right into
    Naoya's hands if we get friendly.
[09:18] Saki
    You're so awesome, though!
[09:21] Saki
    It'll be so much fun if we become friends!
[09:23] Nagisa
    Y-You have high expectations.
[09:25] Saki
    No matter what we do, it'll be fun as hell!
[09:28] Nagisa
    Wait...
[09:29] Saki
    So how are we going to be friends?
[09:35] Saki
    I happen to like gaming.
[09:39] Nagisa
    Um...
[09:43] Saki
    Will you play with me?!
[09:48] Nagisa
    I used to play that game.
[09:51] Nagisa
    I'd totally do that.
[09:52] Saki
    Really?!
[09:55] Saki
    So how many hours did you play?
[09:59] Nagisa
    Um...
[10:00] Nagisa
    Probably about 1,000 hours.
[10:03] Saki
    Seriously? Wow!
[10:04] Nagisa
    I'm not good at it, though.
[10:06] Saki
    Would you really say that
    after 1,000 hours?
[10:09] Nagisa
    No, I'm really not.
[10:10] Saki
    Sure, sure.
[10:12] Saki
    Let's see what you've got.
[10:13] Saki
    I can't wait!
[10:15] Nagisa
    I'll d-do what I can!
[10:22] Saki
    Huh? You're dead already?
[10:25] Nagisa
    S-Sorry.
[10:27] Saki
    Don't worry. It's all right.
[10:30] Saki
    Okay, could you scout from
    the top of the mountain?
[10:33] Nagisa
    Okay.
SIGN    FALL
[10:38] Nagisa
    Sorry.
[10:41] Saki
    You can at least drive, right?
[10:45] Nagisa
    I'm going to crash!
SIGN    CRASH
[10:49] Saki
    You really do suck.
[10:51] Saki
    Can anyone who's played
    1,000 hours be this bad?
[10:54] Nagisa
    I'm sorry I couldn't live
    up to your expectations.
[10:57] Nagisa
    It's not fun playing with me, is it?
[11:02] Saki
    That's not true.
[11:05] Saki
    Carrying the team is actually fun!
[11:08] Saki
    I can really show off my skills!
[11:10] Nagisa
    Really?
[11:13] Saki
    All right.
[11:14] Saki
    We aren't going to sleep
    until I get you a kill.
[11:18] Nagisa
    I don't think we'll ever get to sleep, then.
[11:20] Saki
    Don't worry.
[11:22] Saki
    Just follow me.
[11:24] Saki
    O-Okay.
[11:26] Nagisa
    Enemy footsteps!
[11:29] Saki
    Ahead!
[11:31] Nagisa
    They got me again.
[11:33] Saki
    Oh, dear.
[11:35] Saki
    It's all right.
[11:36] Saki
    I'll help you... out!
[11:44] Saki
    You're so good, Saki-san!
[11:45] Saki
    Nah.
[11:47] Saki
    You're so cute when you die right away, too.
[11:50] Nagisa
    How is that cute?
[11:51] Saki
    Come on.
[11:53] Saki
    Hurry over here!
[11:57] Nagisa
    Not again.
[11:59] Saki
    Okay, one more time.
[12:07] Saki
    I'll give poor widdle you all my heals.
[12:09] Nagisa
    Am I a baby now?!
[12:16] Nagisa
    It looks like you're having
    a lot more fun now.
[12:21] Saki
    Yeah!
[12:22] Saki
    I'm having fun besting you
     at something for the first time!
[12:26] Nagisa
    I'm having mixed feelings!
[12:30] Saki
    Look, someone's AFK!
[12:33] Saki
    Come on.
[12:36] Saki
    Take careful aim.
[12:39] ---
    Right!
[12:40] Saki
    Aim really carefully.
[12:42] Saki
    Stay calm.
[12:44] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[12:49] Nagisa
    Fire!
[12:58] Saki
    Don't shoot me!
[13:01] Nagisa
    M-My hand slipped!
[13:03] Saki
    Was that revenge for me being better?
[13:05] Saki
    You're scary.
[13:07] Nagisa
    No, I really...
[13:09] Nagisa
    Saki-san, I, uh...
[13:17] Saki
    You're so hilarious, Nagisa-chan!
[13:20] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san?
[13:22] Saki
    Who misses in that situation?!
[13:24] Saki
    And the kill you finally got was on me!
[13:27] Nagisa
    I-I'm sorry.
[13:29] Saki
    It's fine.
[13:35] Saki
    That was fun.
[13:37] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[13:39] Saki
    Besides, I thought my rival was perfect,
    but she's actually really clumsy.
[13:44] Saki
    This is a welcome surprise.
[13:46] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[13:48] Naoya
    Hey, were you two playing together?
[13:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[13:53] Saki
    Well, Nagisa-chan's my rival, but she's cute.
[13:59] Saki
    Let's play again.
[14:01] Saki
    Add me as a friend.
[14:04] Nagisa
    Okay!
[14:10] Nagisa
    I know. I'll watch some MeTube
    gameplay videos and practice playing.
[14:16] Saki
    Can I watch, too?
SIGN    WIN RATE
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[14:19] Saki
    Oh, her.
[14:21] Saki
    She's one of the bad
    kind of booby streamers,
[14:23] Saki
    the ones who get views even though they suck.
[14:25] Saki
    Oh, but your boobies are good.
[14:29] Saki
    Look at this.
[14:30] Saki
    The thumbnail's so shameless.
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[14:32] Nagisa
    Th-That's true.
[14:34] Saki
    I hate her more than every
    other MeTuber right now.
[14:37] Naoya
    Huh?
[14:39] Naoya
    That uniform in the background...
[14:41] Naoya
    Isn't that from our school?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:49] Naoya
    I actually like the videos on this channel.
[14:52] Saki
    Naoya's hooked on boobs!
[15:01] Shino
    Morning, Sakisaki.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, good morning.
[15:04] Shino
    Walking to school together again?
[15:06] Shino
    You two sure are attached at the hip.
[15:10] Shino
    Oh, yeah, for our club
    meeting today, Sensei is...
[15:24] Saki
    It's a steak lunch!
[15:29] Saki
    Yum!
[15:31] Saki
    Let's play again when we
    get home, Nagisa-chan.
[15:34] Nagisa
    Okay.
[15:35] Nagisa
    I've been studying videos in preparation.
[15:41] Nagisa
    The thumbnail for that video changed.
[15:44] Saki
    Which video?
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
SIGN    WIN RATE
[15:47] Nagisa
    The one by that "Milika" person,
    with our uniform in the background.
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[15:52] Saki
    It's the bad booby streamer!
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[15:54] Saki
    Oh, but your boobies are good.
[15:59] Nagisa
    The title hasn't changed, either.
[16:01] Nagisa
    It's just the thumbnail.
[16:05] Saki
    Maybe she really is from our school,
    if she had to hide her uniform.
[16:10] Naoya
    Seems like it.
[16:12] Saki
    What a loser, though.
[16:14] Saki
    If you have something to hide,
    you have to be really careful, like us.
[16:18] Saki
    The gym storage door is always locked.
[16:22] Saki
    And I'm careful to lock the window,
    too, since it's the only other way in.
[16:36] Saki
    I forgot to lock the window!
[16:41] Mirika
    There are people here!
[16:49] Saki
    Wow, she's cute.
[16:53] Saki
    W-We need an excuse!
[16:54] Naoya
    Right!
[16:55] Naoya
    Let's see...
[16:57] Mirika
    One guy and two girls in the gym storage?
[17:02] Mirika
    Were you people...
[17:05] Mirika
    doing something nasty?
[17:07] Mirika
    The three of you?
[17:07] Saki
    Nope!
[17:09] Mirika
    I don't believe you.
[17:11] Naoya
    It's true!
[17:13] ---
    Naoya...
[17:14] Naoya
    I may be two-timing, but I promised
     not to do anything sexy!
[17:19] Naoya
    Especially not a threes—
[17:20] Saki
    You idiot!
[17:24] Mirika
    Huh? Two-timing?
[17:27] Saki
    No, um...
[17:29] Mirika
    Are you guys...
[17:35] Mirika
    Are you three in a relationship together?
[17:39] Saki
    N-No, um...
[17:41] Nagisa
    W-We're, um...
[17:44] Naoya
    Shoot...
[17:46] Naoya
    We've been caught!
[17:48] Saki
    At least make an effort to deceive her!
[17:51] Mirika
    Seriously? You're so weird.
[17:54] Nagisa
    Huh? Isn't she...
[17:56] Saki
    Please, don't tell anyone.
[17:59] Mirika
    Yeah? A secret, huh?
[18:03] Mirika
    I don't know...
[18:07] Mirika
    What should I do?
[18:11] Mirika
    It's hilarious how freaked out you are.
[18:15] Saki
    I-I'm begging you!
[18:17] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[18:19] Nagisa
    Um, are you...
[18:20] Naoya
    I've got this, you two!
[18:27] Naoya
    Take this and keep your mouth shut.
[18:31] Mirika
    Wh-What is this?
[18:38] Naoya
    Inside is 200,000 yen.
[18:40] Mirika
    So sketchy!
[18:42] Naoya
    I've saved up that money since
    I was a kid. It's my life savings.
[18:45] Naoya
    I kept it on me in case
    something like this happened.
[18:47] Mirika
    For something like this? This?
[18:50] Mirika
    Wh-What's up with this guy?
[18:53] Mirika
    T-Too bad for you, though.
[18:55] Mirika
    I have plenty of money.
[18:59] Mirika
    I make more than this every month.
[19:03] Naoya
    As a high schooler? No way.
[19:04] Nagisa
    Hey, are you...
[19:06] Naoya
    You're not...
[19:08] Naoya
    doing something reprehensible
    to make money, are you?!
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] Naoya
    You are cute, and you have huge eyes, but...
[19:14] Nagisa
    H-Hey!
[19:16] Naoya
    But what if your client
    is a dangerous grown-up?!
[19:22] Naoya
    He might deceive you,
    con you, and mess you up.
[19:26] Naoya
    And he'll record the act and sell it.
[19:29] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it...
[19:31] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it...
[19:32] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it!
[19:35] Mirika
    Oh, no!
SIGN    Unrivaled
SIGN    Hoshizaki★Rika's
    unexpected debut!
SIGN    Milika's
SIGN    Her pure heart steals yours!♥♥
[19:40] Naoya
    Before you know it, you'll be
    a super-popular adult star!
[19:43] Mirika
    Go, me!
[19:46] Mirika
    Wait...
[19:47] Mirika
    I'm not doing that!
[19:48] Naoya
    Are you sure?
[19:49] Naoya
    Then what about the money?
[19:51] Mirika
    Do you even get the situation you're in?
[19:54] Nagisa
    Hey...
[19:56] Nagisa
    You're Milika-san, the MeTuber, right?
[20:01] Mirika
    Huh?
[20:02] Saki
    Huh?
[20:03] Saki
    S-Seriously?
[20:05] Nagisa
    Yes.
[20:06] Nagisa
    She has the same eyes and hair.
[20:09] Nagisa
    And she has big breasts.
[20:11] Nagisa
    The money you're talking
    about is from video views, right?
[20:15] Mirika
    I have n-no idea what you're talking about.
[20:17] Saki
    Now that you mention it...
[20:20] Nagisa
    And above all, our uniform
    was in your thumbnail.
[20:26] Nagisa
    I took a screenshot of it.
[20:28] Mirika
    But I saw that and deleted it
    right after I uploaded it!
[20:32] Mirika
    Shoot!
[20:39] Saki
    I see.
[20:41] Saki
    We're even now.
[20:43] Saki
    No, we have the upper hand.
[20:47] Saki
    You don't want your identity
    getting out, do you?
[20:50] Saki
    Oh, I bet you came here because you didn't
    want people to figure out who you are.
[20:56] Mirika
    I-I'll kill you if you tell anyone!
[21:00] Saki
    I don't know...
[21:02] Saki
    What should I do?
[21:11] Saki
    Did I take it too far?
[21:13] Saki
    Sorry!
[21:16] Saki
    There. Now we're even.
[21:21] Saki
    I went too far.
[21:22] Saki
    But I feel better now.
[21:23] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[21:25] Saki
    Don't worry.
[21:27] Saki
    I'd never tell anyone.
[21:30] Mirika
    Y-You'd better not.
[21:34] Naoya
    Not to worry!
[21:36] Naoya
    Even if you tell people about us,
    I'll take your secret to the grave!
[21:42] Naoya
    I won't perpetuate a cycle of sadness!
[21:47] Saki
    Nah, I'd say it, if it came to that.
[21:50] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[21:56] Mirika
    You're good people, for a bunch
    of weirdos in a threesome.
[22:02] Saki
    Who are you calling a weirdo?
[22:06] Mirika
    I know!
[22:10] Mirika
    I've made up my mind.
[22:12] Mirika
    You there.
[22:15] Mirika
    I'll be your girlfriend, too!
[22:22] Saki
    Huh?
[22:24] Nagisa
    Huh?
[22:26] Naoya
    Uh?
[22:31] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Yesterday
SIGN    Kyaah!!
    My uniform's in
     the thumbnail!
[22:38] Mirika
    My uniform's in the thumbnail!
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    "A Third Girlfriend!?"
[24:12] Nagisa
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Do you play or watch games?
[24:14] Saki
    I totally play. I love gaming!
[24:17] Mirika
    I play.
[24:18] Mirika
    I earn views on gameplay footage.
[24:20] Mirika
    And I earn more views with my cleavage!
[24:21] Saki
    I will not allow the desecration of gaming!
[24:23] Saki
    I'm downvoting your videos
    and trolling your comments!
[24:25] Mirika
    Don't you dare!