E3 - A Place for Three

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[00:00] Nagisa
    Our life of two-timing cohabitation
    is off to a start.
[00:03] Nagisa
    Right off the bat,
    Saki-san had suspicions about me.
[00:07] ---
    I saw things I shouldn't have seen,
    and I locked myself in the bathroom for hours.
[00:11] Nagisa
    But living with Naoya-kun
    makes me really happy.
[00:14] Nagisa
    To stay together, we have to keep
    our relationship a secret at school.
SIGN    Secret Two-Timing
[00:18] Nagisa
    I have to pretend Naoya-kun
    and Saki-san are strangers...
[00:22] Nagisa
    But I accidentally made
    lunch for the three of us.
[00:25] Nagisa
    We can't even eat together...
[00:28] Saki
    We shouldn't be acting like strangers
    just so that we can keep our secret.
[00:35] Naoya
    Yeah.
[00:36] Naoya
    The roof gets crowded.
[00:37] Naoya
    Let's eat together up here in secret.
[00:40] Saki
    Okay.
[00:41] Saki
    Quietly, so no one notices us.
[00:43] Nagisa
    You don't have to do that for me.
[00:45] Saki
    Don't worry about it.
[00:46] Nagisa
    But Naoya-kun already
    offered to date both of us.
[00:50] Nagisa
    I'm happy enough as it is.
[00:52] Nagisa
    Wouldn't expecting us to have fun together
    at school be asking for too much?
[00:57] Saki
    W-Would it?
[01:01] A
    Did you hear something?
[01:02] Saki
    Shoot!
[01:05] Saki
    Besides, you made this lunch because you
    wanted to eat with us at school, right?
[01:10] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[01:12] Naoya
    M-Minase-san...
[01:15] Naoya
    You're too modest!
[01:17] Saki
    Pipe down!
[01:21] Saki
    Anyway, isn't that true?
[01:23] Nagisa
    It's true that eating lunch together...
[01:28] Naoya
    Delicious!
[01:29] ---
    Yeah!
[01:30] ---
    I'm so glad!
[01:31] Nagisa
    ...would make me really happy.
[01:35] Saki
    Let's eat together!
[01:38] A
    Is someone up there?
[01:40] A
    You're not allowed up there.
[01:42] Saki
    Shoot! Let's bounce!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    "A Place for Three"
[03:15] Naoya
    Let's find a place to have lunch together.
[03:19] Nagisa
    But I was the one who made
    the lunch without even asking.
[03:22] Naoya
    Never mind that!
[03:23] Saki
    Yeah!
[03:24] Saki
    Let us do this for you!
[03:26] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, Saki-san...
[03:32] Naoya
    Where's a good spot?
[03:36] Nagisa
    Hey...
[03:37] Nagisa
    I know of a quiet place at school.
[03:40] Saki
    You do?
[03:41] Nagisa
    I spent a lot of time alone in middle school.
[03:45] Saki
    What is this sad information?!
[03:48] Nagisa
    L-Let's check it out.
[03:50] ---
    Right!
[03:52] Nagisa
    What do you think?
[03:55] Saki
    It's a restroom!
[03:56] Saki
    It stinks!
[03:57] Nagisa
    Well, a little.
[03:59] Saki
    Not just a little!
[04:00] Saki
    I can't eat in a place like this!
[04:03] Nagisa
    B-But...
[04:05] Nagisa
    The cleaners don't come to the
    schoolyard restroom often,
[04:08] ---
    and no one uses it during lunch.
[04:10] Saki
    That's nasty!
[04:12] Saki
    Isn't there anywhere else?
[04:13] Nagisa
    Th-Then...
[04:17] Nagisa
    Behind the restroom?
[04:19] Saki
    It still stinks!
[04:23] Saki
    I'm getting both male and
    female restroom stank!
[04:26] Nagisa
    I thought it might be less dirty than inside.
[04:29] Saki
    Eek! And there are creepy bugs!
[04:33] Naoya
    H-How about somewhere that doesn't smell?
[04:36] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[04:39] Nagisa
    How about here?
[04:40] Saki
    It's still a restroom!
[04:42] Nagisa
    The club building restrooms
    are relatively clean.
[04:44] Nagisa
    I don't think they smell much, either.
[04:46] Saki
    But it's still a restroom!
[04:49] Saki
    Also, Naoya, what are you doing,
    coming into the girls' restrooms?
[04:52] Naoya
    I-I-It's to eat lunch with you guys.
[04:55] Saki
    Sheesh! Get out!
[04:57] Nagisa
    Oh, be careful when you go in or out.
[05:00] Saki
    I swear...
[05:08] A
    What do you think they were
    doing in the restroom?
[05:10] B
    I wonder...
[05:12] Saki
    I-It's not what you think!
[05:14] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[05:15] Saki
    Please take me somewhere
    that isn't a restroom.
[05:18] Nagisa
    In that case, there aren't any safe places.
[05:22] Saki
    There must be plenty of other places!
[05:25] Naoya
    I know. How about the gym storage room?
[05:27] Saki
    That might work!
[05:29] Nagisa
    There are more people there
    than in the restrooms.
[05:32] Saki
    It'll be fine. People don't go there during lunch.
[05:35] Nagisa
    But no one would come in
    while you're in the restroom.
[05:39] Saki
    Could you stop comparing it to the restroom?!
[05:42] Nagisa
    Sorry.
[05:44] Nagisa
    B-But I don't want people
[05:48] ---
    finding out about our relationship
    just to satisfy my selfishness.
[05:51] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[05:54] Naoya
    That's not being selfish.
[05:59] Naoya
    But even if it is, that's okay, too.
[06:01] Naoya
    Whatever it is,
    let's first see if we can do it.
[06:06] Naoya
    It might turn out to be easy.
[06:09] Naoya
    Even if it's hard, we'll figure it out!
[06:15] Saki
    A-Are we really eating in the gym storage?
[06:18] ---
    Sure!
[06:20] Nagisa
    It's locked, though.
[06:22] Naoya
    I have no choice!
[06:30] Saki
    The window's open over here.
[06:36] Naoya
    You can stand on me to get in.
[06:38] Nagisa
    O-Okay!
[06:42] Naoya
    How is it?
[06:43] Saki
    My eyes!
[06:44] Saki
    No looking at her panties!
[06:49] Naoya
    Okay, we're in.
[06:58] Naoya
    And now, with this...
[07:04] Naoya
    We can hide when someone comes in.
[07:07] Saki
    Oh, five centimeters to the right.
[07:09] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[07:13] Saki
    Yeah, this seems good.
[07:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:17] Saki
    Minase-san,
[07:19] ---
    this relationship started
    with my own selfishness.
[07:24] Naoya
    There'll be a ton of problems,
    but I'll work to deal with them.
[07:28] Naoya
    I don't have any regrets.
[07:30] Naoya
    I'm just glad I get to
    be with you, Minase-san.
[07:36] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:39] Naoya
    I'm definitely the one being the most
    selfish and causing the most trouble
[07:43] ---
    by dating both of you.
[07:45] Saki
    No kidding!
[07:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's selfishness
    is cute by comparison.
[07:51] Nagisa
    That's true.
[07:53] Naoya
    Sorry.
[07:54] Nagisa
    Thanks, though.
[07:59] Nagisa
    I want the three of us to eat together.
[08:04] Naoya
    Okay, let's eat.
[08:06] Nagisa
    Okay.
[08:06] Saki
    Time to eat.
[08:09] Saki
    I'm stealing your rolled eggs!
[08:12] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[08:16] Saki
    Yum!
[08:18] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's lunches are the best.
[08:20] Nagisa
    I'm glad you like it.
[08:23] Naoya
    It's delicious, Minase-san.
[08:25] Saki
    This is such a weird situation, huh?
[08:28] Nagisa
    It's fun, though.
[08:30] Saki
    I mean, it's not not fun.
[08:33] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:35] Nagisa
    Yes.
[08:36] Nagisa
    I look forward to doing this more often.
[08:39] Saki
    It's so dusty in here, though.
[08:42] Naoya
    Let's clean up sometime.
[08:43] Saki
    Should we bring snacks?
[08:45] Nagisa
    I'll work hard on lunch, too.
SIGN    Happiness...
SIGN    Yummy lunch....
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[08:49] Saki
    Bliss...
[08:54] Saki
    Omelet rice lunch!
[08:59] Saki
    Cutlet sandwiches!
[09:02] Saki
    Holy!
[09:04] Saki
    Tempura rice ball lunch!
[09:08] Saki
    Nagisa-chan always makes
    the most intricate lunches.
[09:13] Nagisa
    I wanted to make Naoya-kun happy.
[09:15] Saki
    You're so adorably selfless!
[09:18] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[09:21] Naoya
    I need to try to make you both happy, too.
[09:24] Nagisa
    No, not at all.
[09:25] Nagisa
    Is there anything more you'd like me to do?
[09:29] Naoya
    No, you're already doing too much.
[09:32] Nagisa
    No, I want to do more for you.
[09:38] Nagisa
    If you need money, I'll do any kind of work!
[09:42] Saki
    Any kind of work?
[09:45] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[09:46] Nagisa
    Welcome.
[09:49] Naoya
    It's fine.
[09:52] Naoya
    But if it comes to that,
[09:54] Naoya
    I'll take part in sketchy clinical
    trials or work on a tuna boat!
[09:58] Saki
    You, too, Naoya! That's enough!
[10:00] Saki
    Sheesh.
[10:02] Saki
    Nagisa-chan sure does like Naoya, huh?
[10:06] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[10:07] Naoya
    I'm sorry I made you feel left out.
[10:10] Saki
    Huh?
[10:11] Saki
    Uh, n-no...
[10:12] Naoya
    I think I've been getting complacent.
[10:16] Saki
    I'll tell you what I like about you every day!
[10:19] Saki
    I never asked for that much!
[10:22] Saki
    B-But tell me one thing a day.
[10:26] Naoya
    All right.
[10:28] Nagisa
    Lucky...
[10:29] Naoya
    I'll tell you, too, Minase-san!
[10:32] Saki
    My point is...
[10:34] Saki
    You must really like him
    to work so hard for him.
[10:41] Nagisa
    You do, too, don't you?
[10:43] Saki
    Huh? Well...
[10:45] Saki
    I think I'm doing a decent
    amount for Naoya, too.
[10:51] Saki
    More, please!
[10:52] Nagisa
    Okay!
[10:53] Saki
    I suck at doing the chores.
[10:55] Naoya
    I'll take care of it.
[10:57] Saki
    I'm in heaven!
[11:00] Saki
    Wait...
[11:01] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[11:03] Saki
    I haven't been doing shit.
[11:07] Saki
    A-Am I in trouble as a girlfriend?
[11:11] Saki
    Between Nagisa-chan, who's cute
    and devoted and big-boobed...
[11:14] Saki
    and me, who does nothing...
[11:16] Saki
    Naoya's going to fall more in love
    with Nagisa-chan than with me.
[11:20] Naoya
    Two-timing is bad, huh?
[11:22] Nagisa
    It is.
[11:24] Saki
    Naoya!
SIGN    The End
[11:29] Saki
    N... No...
[11:32] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[11:36] Saki
    I can't!
[11:37] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan?
[11:42] Saki
    I gotta keep up with Nagisa-chan!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[11:46] A
    Huh? Sakisaki?
SIGN    Sorry, I'm skipping club today!
    Thanks!!
[11:55] Saki
    I have to think.
[11:57] Saki
    What do I want to do for Naoya?
[12:01] Saki
    What would make him happy?
SIGN    ****s always please a man
SIGN    Put on a y ****
[12:04] Saki
    I can only think of sexy things.
SIGN    Let him squeeze your s
SIGN    Gently touch his ****
SIGN     his ****
[12:07] Saki
    Naoya!
[12:09] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[12:11] Naoya
    I was worried. You suddenly disappeared.
[12:14] Saki
    Never mind that!
[12:15] Saki
    Naoya, is there anything you want me to do?
[12:20] Naoya
    No. In fact, is there
    anything you want me to do?
[12:23] Saki
    Huh? No...
[12:25] Naoya
    Should I buy cake or something?
[12:27] Saki
    Cake?
[12:28] Saki
    I want cake!
[12:31] Naoya
    I bought some cake.
[12:34] Saki
    Yum!
[12:36] Naoya
    I made some tea.
[12:38] Saki
    Thanks...
[12:41] Saki
    Wait, this is wrong!
[12:45] Saki
    I'm just going to have to compete
    against Nagisa-chan in cooking.
[12:49] Saki
    I'll make something fancy.
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
[12:53] Saki
    I've been wanting to try these!
[12:56] Saki
    I'm home.
[12:57] Naoya
    Welcome home.
[12:58] Nagisa
    Welcome home.
[13:01] Naoya
    What did you buy?
[13:03] Saki
    Gummies!
[13:08] Saki
    Wait, I didn't buy cooking ingredients!
[13:10] Saki
    Whatever! I'll just feed him some curry!
[13:13] Saki
    You just have to chop stuff up
    and toss it in the pot, right?
[13:17] Saki
    Now I just wait.
[13:19] Saki
    I'll watch some videos or something.
SIGN    3 Hours Later
[13:28] Mirika
    Let's give it a shot.
[13:30] Mirika
    Yay! I got an SSR!
[13:33] Mirika
    Yay!
[13:35] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
[13:35] Saki
    A-All these donations...
[13:38] Saki
    Her evil boobs are making a killing!
[13:54] Saki
    It's burnt!
[14:00] Naoya
    I'm sure burnt curry is good, too.
[14:02] Nagisa
    H-He's right.
[14:10] Saki
    What if I'm actually a bad girlfriend?
[14:14] Saki
    What if Naoya actually... goes for Nagisa-chan?
[14:21] Saki
    I'm out of options.
SIGN    TUE
[14:35] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[14:37] Saki
    We're doing it!
[14:38] Naoya
    Doing what?!
[14:39] Saki
    What else would you do in this situation?!
[14:42] Naoya
    W-Wait, Saki-chan...
[14:44] Naoya
    I thought we promised not
    to do these kinds of things.
[14:46] Saki
    You want to, though, don't you?
[14:49] Saki
    I'll keep it a secret for you.
[14:56] Saki
    H-How's that, Naoya?!
[14:59] Saki
    Can you stop yourself now?
[15:03] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:10] Naoya
    We can't.
[15:14] Naoya
    I can't lie like that to Minase-san.
[15:17] Naoya
    Let's not.
[15:20] Naoya
    I'll hear you out if there's
    something on your mind.
[15:23] Saki
    U-Um...
[15:28] Saki
    How can you be so calm?
[15:33] Saki
    I-Is it because my boobs are so small?!
[15:37] Saki
    Do you prefer Nagisa-chan's giant boobs?!
[15:43] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[15:48] Naoya
    Saki-chan! What's wrong?
[15:50] Naoya
    Saki—
[15:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:55] Naoya
    Wait!
[15:57] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
SIGN    I'm going home
SIGN    Saki
[16:04] Saki
    I'm going home.
SIGN    Neighbors
[16:12] Saki
    Do you prefer Nagisa-chan's giant boobs?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Do you want
    Nagisa-chan's
    giant boobs?!
[16:15] Nagisa
    Huh?!
SIGN    Huh!?
[16:21] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, is something wrong?
[16:24] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[16:25] Naoya
    Saki-chan left home.
[16:28] Nagisa
    She left? Why?
[16:30] Naoya
    She asked me if I prefer your huge boobs.
[16:33] Nagisa
    I don't get it!
[16:35] Nagisa
    Wait, if Saki-chan left home...
[16:39] Nagisa
    Does that mean I'm living
    with Naoya-kun by myself?
[16:42] Nagisa
    Is this the beginning of our life together?
[16:49] Naoya
    Kiss me.
[16:53] Naoya
    Sorry to worry you.
[16:56] Naoya
    I'll make sure Saki-chan and I make up.
[17:00] Nagisa
    Right, of course.
[17:01] Naoya
    She's not replying to my messages.
    And it's late at night.
[17:05] Naoya
    I'll try talking to her in the morning.
[17:07] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[17:09] Nagisa
    It's my chance to be alone with Naoya-kun.
[17:12] Nagisa
    But if I'm thinking of Naoya-kun...
[17:16] Nagisa
    Is there anything I can do?
[17:19] Naoya
    Thanks.
[17:20] Naoya
    But I have to solve this.
[17:23] Naoya
    So...
[17:25] ---
    I'm not going to rest or
    sleep until we make up!
[17:29] Nagisa
    Please don't put yourself in danger!
[17:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan must be worried about
    my relationship with two girls.
[17:36] Nagisa
    Are you really...
[17:38] Naoya
    I want to put her at ease as soon as I can.
[17:41] Naoya
    I'm going to stay up all night
    to write a love letter to her!
[17:46] Nagisa
    Could I at least make you a nutritious meal?
[17:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[17:55] Naoya
    Let me talk to you, please!
[17:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[17:58] Saki
    Shut up! Don't talk to me!
[18:00] Naoya
    Then read this letter I wrote for you!
[18:05] Saki
    So heavy!
[18:07] Saki
    I'm not reading that!
[18:11] Naoya
    Fine...
[18:12] Naoya
    "My Feelings for Saki-chan: Chapter One!
[18:15] Naoya
    My love is..."
[18:15] Saki
    Don't read it out loud!
[18:18] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[18:22] Naoya
    I'm not done yet.
[18:25] Naoya
    I'll give you 100,000 yen worth of
    gacha pulls from the game you like!
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
[18:29] Naoya
    I used my savings!
[18:32] Naoya
    If you talk to me, I'll give you my account.
[18:35] Naoya
    Ten pulls, twenty pulls, thirty pulls...
[18:38] Nagisa
    Oh, your money...
SIGN    There, I did them all!
[18:42] Naoya
    Wait...
[18:43] Naoya
    Not a single five-star!
[18:47] Saki
    Don't expect to buy me off like that!
[18:50] Naoya
    That didn't work.
[18:52] Nagisa
    You're going too far.
[18:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan! Saki-chan!
[18:58] Saki
    You're disturbing the neighbors!
[19:00] Naoya
    I bought cakes from a bunch
    of popular cake shops.
[19:06] Naoya
    Let's talk properly!
[19:09] Saki
    I-I don't want any!
[19:12] Nagisa
    You should take a break.
[19:15] Naoya
    Saki-chan... Saki-chan...
[19:18] Naoya
    I went all over town and took a
    ton of cute cat and dog videos.
[19:26] Saki
    Th-There are plenty of those online!
[19:30] Nagisa
    Were you up all night again?
[19:33] Naoya
    Saki-chan... Saki-chan...
[19:38] Naoya
    I organized my notes... from class... for you.
[19:44] Saki
    I have zero interest in that.
[19:48] Nagisa
    Seriously, take a break!
[19:51] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:55] Naoya
    Sa... Saki-chan...
[19:58] Naoya
    Please...
[19:59] Naoya
    T-Talk to me...
[20:01] Nagisa
    You haven't slept for three days.
[20:04] Saki
    Jeez!
[20:05] Saki
    Go have fun with big-boobs Nagisa-chan.
[20:09] Naoya
    I-I see...
[20:10] Naoya
    You're worried about your breast size.
[20:12] Saki
    W-Well... Not really!
[20:13] Naoya
    That doesn't bug me!
[20:17] Naoya
    My private account on Quitter!
[20:19] Naoya
    There are all sizes!
[20:22] Nagisa
    You don't have to do that!
[20:25] Saki
    Gross.
[20:30] Naoya
    Next...
[20:31] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[20:33] Nagisa
    Please, you're going to collapse.
[20:36] Nagisa
    Please.
[20:37] Nagisa
    Take a break.
[20:42] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[20:45] Naoya
    I'm all right.
[20:47] ---
    A-Am...
[20:51] Nagisa
    Am I not good enough?
[20:55] Nagisa
    I'll make every day fun,
    even without Saki-san.
[20:59] Nagisa
    I'll do anything for you, Naoya-kun.
[21:09] Naoya
    I'm honored that you feel that way about me.
[21:14] Naoya
    But I decided that if I'm going
    to go out with both of you,
[21:18] ---
    I won't give up on either one of you.
[21:21] Naoya
    Sorry.
[21:41] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[21:43] Nagisa
    It's not fair.
[21:47] Nagisa
    That's what I like about you, Naoya-kun.
[21:52] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:56] Nagisa
    All right, fine.
[21:58] Nagisa
    Let me do what I can, too.
[22:03] Nagisa
    Saki-san! Saki-san!
[22:06] Saki
    What?
[22:12] Naoya
    W-W-Wait!
[22:19] Naoya
    M-Minase-san?!
[22:23] Saki
    You...
[22:26] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
[22:29] Nagisa
    Now you can talk!
[22:31] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[22:32] Saki
    Sh-Shoot!
[22:35] Nagisa
    Good luck.
[22:37] Naoya
    All right!
SIGN    Next Episode:
    The Persuasion
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    "Girlfriend and Girlfriend"
[24:12] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:14] Naoya
    What's your favorite season? Summer? Winter?
[24:16] Saki
    Summer, for sure.
[24:17] Saki
    Because there's summer break!
[24:18] Nagisa
    It's not one of the two choices,
    but I'd say spring.
[24:20] Nagisa
    That was the season when I met Naoya-kun.
[24:23] Saki
    This girl's lobbing some huge
    foreshadowing into the preview!