# E5 - A Third One!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN228K/a-third-one)
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**[00:00] Mirika**
*Milika here!*
**[00:02] Mirika**
* In this video, I try walking in on three*
* of my classmates in a relationship.*
**[00:08] Mirika**
*I thought about messing with them, but...*
**[00:13] Mirika**
*They found out I'm secretly a MeTuber!*
**[00:17] Mirika**
* I'm going to have to become*
* this weirdo's girlfriend now!*
**[00:23] Mirika**
I'll be your girlfriend, too!
**[00:26] ---**
What?
**[00:27] Saki**
You? Become Naoya's girlfriend?
**[00:30] Mirika**
That's right.
**[00:31] Mirika**
I, Milika-sama, the heartbreakingly cute
streamer, will be your third girlfriend.
**[00:38] Saki**
Wh-What are you trying to do?
**[00:40] Nagisa**
Um...
**[00:42] Nagisa**
Maybe, now that her identity's out,
**[00:46] ---**
she wants a man to protect her
from creepy stalkers and stuff.
**[00:50] Mirika**
N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!
**[00:54] Saki**
She's so obvious!
**[00:57] Mirika**
Why would I ever ask anyone for help?
**[01:02] Mirika**
Um...
**[01:05] Mirika**
I j-just felt like it's time I had a boyfriend.
**[01:09] Saki**
Such a sloppy lie.
**[01:11] Naoya**
Saki-chan...
**[01:13] Naoya**
She says that's not it, so that's not it.
**[01:15] Saki**
How are you so gullible?!
**[01:18] Mirika**
Aren't you happy?
**[01:21] Mirika**
My long, slender legs.
**[01:24] Mirika**
My glamorous body.
**[01:25] Mirika**
My long lashes and clear eyes...
**[01:29] Mirika**
You won't come across
many girls as pretty as me.
**[01:32] Mirika**
Will you?
**[01:33] Naoya**
T-True.
**[01:35] Saki**
Naoya?!
**[01:37] Naoya**
I think you're really cute.
**[01:40] Mirika**
Of course.
**[01:41] Naoya**
I've actually seen your videos
and thought you're attractive.
**[01:45] Mirika**
Right?
**[01:47] Naoya**
It'd be like a dream if I could
make you my girlfriend.
**[01:51] Mirika**
Aw...
**[01:55] Naoya**
But... sorry.
**[02:02] Mirika**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Girlfriend, Girlfriend
***SIGN*** Girlfriend, Girlfriend
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** "A Third One!?"
**[03:39] Mirika**
Huh?
**[03:41] Naoya**
Sorry.
**[03:43] Naoya**
I can't date you.
**[03:47] Saki**
Naoya! Well said!
**[03:49] Nagisa**
Naoya-kun!
**[03:52] Mirika**
Y-You're going to reject *me*?!
**[03:59] Mirika**
W-Wait, you!
**[04:01] Mirika**
Are you actually going to reject me?
**[04:02] Naoya**
I'm sorry. Really.
**[04:04] Naoya**
If you're just looking for a boyfriend,
you'll find one in no time.
**[04:11] Mirika**
But I'm so cute, and I'm huge on MeTube.
**[04:15] Mirika**
I'm obviously better than those two!
**[04:20] Naoya**
Is that really how you choose who to date?
**[04:24] Mirika**
Are you actually that proper?!
**[04:26] Mirika**
You're already dating two girls!
**[04:28] Mirika**
What's wrong with you?!
**[04:30] Naoya**
There'd be no end to it if
I dated everyone who's cute.
**[04:33] Mirika**
Says a two-timer!
**[04:37] Naoya**
I want you to understand that,
more than anything,
**[04:40] ---**
I want to make my two girlfriends happy.
**[04:43] Saki**
Naoya...
**[04:45] Nagisa**
Naoya-kun...
**[04:51] Mirika**
You'd have to be an idiot to reject me!
**[04:56] Naoya**
True...
**[04:57] Saki**
Naoya!
**[04:57] Saki**
Naoya-kun!
**[04:59] Mirika**
Right?
**[05:01] Naoya**
But...
**[05:02] Naoya**
Sorry.
**[05:05] Mirika**
What's your deal?!
**[05:06] Saki**
Get it now?
**[05:08] Saki**
Naoya already has enough
girlfriends in the two of us.
**[05:14] Mirika**
Damn you...
**[05:17] Saki**
Huh?
**[05:19] Nagisa**
What are you...
**[05:24] Nagisa**
They're G cups!
**[05:27] Nagisa**
I work on my waist to
maintain my figure, too!
**[05:31] Saki**
G...
**[05:33] Saki**
A, B, C, D, E, F...
**[05:35] Saki**
G?!
**[05:37] Nagisa**
I lose.
**[05:38] Mirika**
You might get a chance to squeeze
these G cups if you go out with me.
**[05:43] Naoya**
That may be, but...
**[05:46] Mirika**
Y-You can try them out right now.
**[05:54] Naoya**
I don't care about your G cups.
**[05:56] Naoya**
I'd rather squeeze the
boobs of a girl I like!
**[06:02] Mirika**
I-I can't believe I've been
defeated by the likes of him.
**[06:08] ---**
Why?
**[06:09] Mirika**
How pitiful...
**[06:14] Saki**
Um...
**[06:16] Saki**
Wanna get going?
**[06:19] Saki**
What should we have for dinner?
**[06:22] Nagisa**
I was thinking nikujaga.
**[06:24] Naoya**
Sounds nice.
**[06:25] Mirika**
Don't just abandon me!
**[06:26] Mirika**
Wait, dinner?
**[06:28] Mirika**
You guys aren't...
**[06:31] Mirika**
Hey, wait!
**[06:32] Mirika**
Wait up!
**[06:35] Mirika**
Are you three living together?!
**[06:38] Saki**
Shoot...
**[06:39] Saki**
Let's run!
**[06:40] Nagisa**
R-Right.
**[06:41] Saki**
Hurry, Naoya-kun!
**[06:45] Mirika**
Hold it right there!
**[06:50] Saki**
Naoya!
**[06:50] Saki**
Naoya-kun!
**[07:03] Mirika**
I'll live with you, too.
**[07:08] Mirika**
Listen up...
**[07:09] Mirika**
I'll let you shoot me down today.
**[07:12] Mirika**
But I'm going to live with you and
make you see what makes me so good.
**[07:19] Mirika**
I'll even pay rent.
**[07:20] Mirika**
And for food.
**[07:22] Mirika**
And for power and heating and Internet.
**[07:24] Mirika**
That's good enough for you, isn't it?
**[07:27] Naoya**
Milika-san...
**[07:30] Naoya**
I don't condone a man and woman living under
the same roof if they aren't in a relationship.
**[07:34] Mirika**
How are you so proper?!
**[07:37] Mirika**
How are you so proper when you're a two-timer?!
**[07:47] Mirika**
I'll be back!
**[07:53] Naoya**
Nom, nom, nom...
***SIGN*** Girlfriend, Girlfriend
**[07:54] Nagisa**
* We'd forgotten to eat,*
* so we had to make it quick.*
***SIGN*** The Next Day
After School
**[08:01] Saki**
I'm home.
**[08:04] Saki**
Nagisa-chan, what's for dinner?
**[08:11] Saki**
What's up?
**[08:17] Saki**
Wh-What is that?
**[08:19] Saki**
A tent?
**[08:28] Saki**
Milika!
**[08:30] Mirika**
If I can't live under the same roof,
I'll live in the yard.
**[08:35] Naoya**
Oh, I get it. That's one solution.
**[08:37] Saki**
Is this really the time to be impressed?!
**[08:40] Nagisa**
But how did you know where we live?
**[08:42] Mirika**
Don't underestimate *the* Milika-sama.
**[08:45] Mirika**
I secretly followed you here.
**[08:47] (Flashback) Saki**
I'm so hungry.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Saki**
I can't wait for Nagisa-chan's dinner.
**[08:52] (Flashback) Naoya**
Yeah.
**[08:56] Nagisa**
You're practically a stalker!
**[08:59] Mirika**
I'll make you regret humiliating me.
**[09:04] Mirika**
Just you wait!
**[09:06] Mirika**
I'm going to make you fall for me!
**[09:13] Saki**
Should we call the cops?
**[09:17] Mirika**
D-Don't!
***SIGN*** We have a new (outdoor) tenant...
***SIGN*** Newbie
***SIGN*** Girlfriend, Girlfriend
**[09:24] Mirika**
Setting up the tent was hard...
**[09:33] Naoya**
I can't believe she'd...
**[09:34] Saki**
...start living in a tent in the yard.
**[09:38] Mirika**
I'm camping out here until
you fall in love with me.
**[09:41] Saki**
What a nuisance.
**[09:43] Naoya**
What do we do?
**[09:45] Nagisa**
Living in a tent sounds tough, though.
**[09:49] Nagisa**
I don't think she's going to last.
**[09:51] Naoya**
Yeah.
**[09:52] Naoya**
They did say it's going to be chilly tonight.
**[09:55] Mirika**
Don't underestimate me!
**[10:02] Mirika**
S-So cold...
**[10:04] Mirika**
It's May...
**[10:06] Mirika**
What's happening?
**[10:07] Mirika**
I'm d-dying...
**[10:09] Mirika**
I'm going to die!
**[10:26] Naoya**
Milika-san.
**[10:28] Naoya**
Stop putting yourself
in danger and go home.
**[10:34] Mirika**
I-I told you, I'm not going
home until you fall for me!
**[10:39] Naoya**
You're still saying that?!
**[10:42] Naoya**
Are you going to live out there forever?
**[10:43] Mirika**
You ass!
**[10:46] Naoya**
I care about my two girlfriends.
**[10:49] Naoya**
Please give up.
**[10:50] Saki**
Yeah.
**[10:51] Mirika**
Everyone's making fun of me.
**[10:56] Mirika**
Hell no!
**[10:58] Mirika**
I just need to buy an expensive
sleeping bag to bear the cold!
**[11:04] Mirika**
And I can just kill all the bugs!
**[11:08] Mirika**
I'll stock up on everything I need!
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**[11:15] Mirika**
Now I just need to hang on until it arrives!
**[11:19] Mirika**
And to make sure I don't run out of money...
**[11:24] Mirika**
I'll shoot videos to keep it coming in!
**[11:33] Mirika**
Milika here!
**[11:34] Mirika**
Today, I'm going to survive out in
the cold in nothing but a T-shirt.
**[11:48] Mirika**
S-So cold...
**[11:50] Naoya**
Why are you so lightly dressed, then?
**[11:54] Mirika**
It's the cleavage that earns the clicks!
**[11:58] Nagisa**
Sh-She's so strong.
**[12:01] Saki**
Her cleavage...
**[12:03] Mirika**
I climbed up from F-tier MeTuber status.
**[12:05] Mirika**
I'll show you what I'm made of!
**[12:13] Mirika**
I can overcome the cold with exercise.
**[12:16] Mirika**
One, two, three...
**[12:20] Mirika**
Four, five, six...
**[12:27] Mirika**
My chest's right in the shot.
**[12:29] Mirika**
One, two, three...
**[12:34] Mirika**
Four, five, six...
**[12:40] Mirika**
Good, they're bouncing!
**[12:46] Mirika**
Good, I'm getting warm!
**[12:49] Mirika**
It's working!
**[12:51] Saki**
She's actually going to stay until morning.
**[12:53] Nagisa**
She's got a lot of stamina.
**[12:56] Mirika**
Time to take a break.
**[13:01] Mirika**
I-I can't!
**[13:02] Mirika**
It gets cold as soon as I stop!
**[13:06] Mirika**
I-I can't keep this up all night!
**[13:16] Naoya**
I'm not falling for her.
**[13:18] Nagisa**
How sad.
**[13:21] Saki**
Go home! Go home!
**[13:24] Mirika**
I'm not giving up!
**[13:28] Mirika**
Shake them! Shake them!
**[13:33] Mirika**
I-It's still only 2:00 AM.
**[13:36] Mirika**
I'm going viral!
**[13:40] Mirika**
Hurry up, Amazun!
**[13:45] Mirika**
Ramen! Yum!
**[13:48] Mirika**
I'm already cold again!
***SIGN*** Saturday, May 15
**[13:56] Nagisa**
She's still at it.
**[14:11] Mirika**
I-It's finally morning.
**[14:17] A**
Delivery.
**[14:29] Mirika**
It's here!
**[14:30] Mirika**
My stuff's here!
**[14:33] Nagisa**
S-So many packages...
**[14:36] Mirika**
I have nothing to fear now.
**[14:39] Mirika**
See this? This is me actually trying.
**[14:42] Mirika**
Well?
**[14:43] Mirika**
Say something.
**[14:45] Naoya**
Uh...
**[14:48] Naoya**
You should go home and take a shower.
**[14:54] Saki**
You smell horrible.
**[15:02] Mirika**
I sweated like crazy!
**[15:07] Mirika**
I'm not done yet!
***SIGN*** Water
**[15:09] Mirika**
Search! Search! Search!
***SIGN*** Survival
***SIGN*** Heating
**[15:12] Mirika**
Fill a black bag with water...
**[15:16] Mirika**
Throw it in a bag lined with tin foil...
**[15:24] Mirika**
And leave it in the sun.
***SIGN*** Don't forget to film!
**[15:29] Mirika**
One hour.
**[15:37] Mirika**
Two hours. Done.
**[15:42] Mirika**
Tighten the ropes, hang it up...
**[15:47] Mirika**
Open some holes, and...
**[15:52] Mirika**
That feels great!
**[15:57] Mirika**
So warm!
**[16:02] Mirika**
Bliss!
**[16:07] Mirika**
How about that?
**[16:10] Mirika**
Are you impressed?
**[16:13] Naoya**
Y-You're so strong.
**[16:17] Mirika**
Told you!
**[16:19] Saki**
She's actually going to live here.
**[16:21] Nagisa**
What do we do?
***SIGN*** Girlfriend, Girlfriend
**[16:24] ---**
Wash, wash, wash.
**[16:26] Saki**
No looking!
***SIGN*** Grab
**[16:33] Saki**
What a pain this has turned into.
**[16:36] Nagisa**
Yeah.
**[16:37] Nagisa**
She really seems committed.
**[16:40] Nagisa**
She's cute, she's got a good figure,
and she's really aggressive.
**[16:48] Saki**
All right.
**[16:49] Saki**
I have a plan, Nagisa-chan.
**[16:51] Saki**
Hear me out.
**[16:53] Saki**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[16:55] ---**
What?!
**[16:56] Nagisa**
I don't know, Saki-san...
**[16:58] Saki**
Do you really want her evil boobs
to take Naoya away from us?
**[17:03] Nagisa**
Well...
**[17:10] Naoya**
* Unless I do something about*
* the problem with Milika-san...*
**[17:15] Naoya**
*Going out with Saki-chan and Minase-san,*
**[17:19] ---**
* and making them both happy,*
* isn't going to be easy.*
**[17:24] Naoya**
I need to really think about it more.
**[17:27] Naoya**
What can I do?
**[17:30] Saki**
Naoya.
**[17:32] Naoya**
Saki-chan, Minase-san...
**[17:34] Naoya**
What's wrong?
**[17:36] Saki**
It's about Milika.
**[17:37] Saki**
We decided we have to do something.
**[17:43] Naoya**
I feel that way, too.
**[17:46] Saki**
So...
**[17:57] Saki**
How about this?
**[18:04] Nagisa**
Th-This is embarrassing.
**[18:06] Saki**
We need to hang in there for our goal!
**[18:09] Naoya**
Sorry, I might not have
been feeling the same way.
**[18:13] Naoya**
Why are you in your swimsuits?
**[18:15] Saki**
Huh?
**[18:16] Saki**
O-Obviously...
**[18:18] Saki**
Because if we make you happy
and get closer to you,
**[18:22] ---**
it won't matter anymore
if Milika messes with you.
**[18:27] (Flashback) Mirika**
I will be your third girlfriend.
**[18:30] (Flashback) Mirika**
I'm going to make you fall for me!
**[18:35] Saki**
You want to see us in swimsuits, don't you?
**[18:38] Saki**
You pervert.
**[18:40] Naoya**
Isn't that *too* on-the-nose?!
**[18:43] Saki**
What?!
**[18:44] Saki**
What, then?
**[18:46] Naoya**
Ow!
**[18:47] Saki**
Are you disappointed or something?
**[18:49] Naoya**
O-Of course not, but...
**[18:52] Saki**
But?
**[18:54] Nagisa**
Wait, Saki-san!
**[19:10] Nagisa**
S-Sorry!
**[19:12] Naoya**
I-It's fine.
**[19:13] Nagisa**
B-But...
**[19:16] Nagisa**
I'd be glad if you appreciated that.
**[19:20] Naoya**
You, too, Minase-san?!
**[19:23] Saki**
Not bad, Nagisa-chan.
**[19:25] Nagisa**
That was obviously an accident!
**[19:29] Saki**
I can't fall behind!
**[19:40] Saki**
Th-They're too small! I can't hit him!
**[19:54] Saki**
D-Did you see?
**[19:57] Naoya**
A little.
**[19:58] Saki**
I gave away too much!
**[20:01] Saki**
No, but...
**[20:03] Saki**
Naoya's going to be obsessed with me now.
**[20:06] Naoya**
Huh? Um...
**[20:10] Naoya**
Is *that* all you wanted?
**[20:13] Saki**
By "that," do you mean my boobs?!
**[20:15] Naoya**
That's not it!
**[20:17] Naoya**
Shouldn't we be thinking about
how to deal with Milika-san?!
**[20:20] Naoya**
There's a lot we ought to be doing.
**[20:23] Nagisa**
W-Well...
**[20:24] Nagisa**
Saki-san said we could seduce
you in our swimsuits.
**[20:28] Nagisa**
I did think it was a bit too blatant, but...
**[20:31] Saki**
You did?!
**[20:33] Nagisa**
But...
**[20:35] ---**
I think it's important to spend lots of
time with you and make you like us more.
**[20:42] Nagisa**
I want to do that, too.
**[20:45] Nagisa**
So I put on my swimsuit,
even though I was embarrassed.
**[20:50] Saki**
Nagisa-chan...
**[20:52] Nagisa**
I finally got to go out with Naoya-kun.
**[20:54] Nagisa**
I wanted to make it last as long as I could.
**[21:02] Nagisa**
It's true that we can't let our guard
down when it comes to Milika-san.
**[21:05] Nagisa**
I know there's a lot more
that we need to consider.
**[21:16] Nagisa**
But please look at us lots, too.
**[21:21] Naoya**
Minase-san...
**[21:25] Naoya**
She's right.
**[21:28] Naoya**
That's right.
**[21:33] Naoya**
There's a lot to do, but that
was the most important thing.
**[21:44] Naoya**
All right. I'll look at you lots.
**[21:46] Nagisa**
Thank you!
**[21:47] Naoya**
Staaare...
**[21:54] Naoya**
Staaare...
**[21:59] Naoya**
Staaare...
**[22:02] Nagisa**
U-Um...
**[22:05] Naoya**
Huh?
**[22:09] Nagisa**
N-Naoya-kun, you pervert.
**[22:13] Naoya**
That wasn't my intention!
**[22:15] Saki**
Nagisa-chan's hot.
**[22:19] Mirika**
Milika here.
**[22:23] Mirika**
Today on Milika's channel...
**[22:28] Mirika**
I'm going to make you fall for me, Naoya.
***SIGN*** Girlfriend, Girlfriend
***SIGN*** Getting
Changed
**[22:35] Saki**
*Nagisa-chan...*
**[22:36] Naoya**
*Saki-san...*
**[22:37] Naoya**
*Why did she have her swimsuit?*
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**[24:12] Saki**
A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
**[24:13] Naoya**
Are you an outdoorsy type? Or indoorsy?
**[24:14] Mirika**
Camping videos are popular,
so the outside isn't bad.
**[24:17] Nagisa**
I'm an indoors type.
**[24:18] Nagisa**
I watch anime—I mean, movies and stuff.
**[24:20] Naoya**
Anime?
**[24:21] Nagisa**
No, I only watch the first episode of every
new show and buy some merch and stuff.
**[24:24] Nagisa**
I'm not really an otaku!
**[24:25] Saki**
You totally are.