E8 - They Aren't Even Trying!

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SIGN    They Aren't Even Trying!
[01:14] chrome
    Gunbar Slash!
[01:22] wren
    Found ya, Mona!
[01:25] chrome
    Wrench! Is something going on?
[01:26] wren
    Yeah! A fun battle's about to start.
[01:30] wren
    I thought we could watch it together!
[01:32] ann
    It's match 155,000,834 of the GGG Cup!
[01:37] ann
    This one's between Venomous
    Viral Network Venomymous,
[01:41] ann
    and The Clock Ticks for
    Thee, Clockwork Paradox!
[01:46] ann
    This could be a flaming hot battle!
[01:52] PH
    Let's do our best, as fellow losers.
[01:55] zero
    Did you call me a loser?
[01:57] PH
    Oh?
[01:58] PH
    Did you not recently lose
    to a bunch of children?
[02:03] PH
    I understand how you feel, though.
[02:05] PH
    I went through the same thing.
[02:07] PH
    So let's both give it our all today.
[02:13] shi
    Stop harassing all of our opponents.
[02:16] PH
    Why not? It's so much fun!
[02:18] shi
    It's not fun at all.
[02:20] chu
    What's the problem? Not scared, are ya?
[02:22] mis
    Wow, Viper's so lame.
[02:25] shi
    Shut up!
[02:26] chu
    Whaddya want, punk? You wanna fight?
[02:28] PH
    Stop.
[02:29] PH
    No quarreling.
[02:31] PH
    We're all going to do our best today. Right?
[02:35] wren
    Hey, Mona.
[02:37] wren
    Who do you think will win this battle?
[02:40] wren
    If you guess right, I'll give you a special puff!
[02:44] chrome
    A special puff?!
[02:46] chrome
    I want it!
[02:47] wren
    Then you'd better guess right!
[02:49] wren
    So, which team?
[02:55] chrome
    The purple one!
[02:56] wren
    Venomymous, then?
[02:58] chrome
    Yeah!
[03:00] ann
    First from Clockwork Paradox
    is Clockwork Watcher Zero!
[03:04] zero
    The battle begins now.
[03:07] ann
    And from Venomymous...
[03:09] ---
    Whoa!
[03:12] mist
    I'm hazardous material!
[03:14] ann
    Whoa! Acidspray Nebula starts the battle
    with an illegal surprise attack!
[03:19] wren
    No fair!
[03:20] chrome
    Yes fair! Go!
[03:23] mis
    A sad attempt.
[03:25] zero
    I'll show you a real surprise attack.
[03:28] zero
    Swen!
[03:34] swen
    What are you staring at?
[03:35] swen
    You won't get anything else from me!
[03:41] acid
    Ma'am!
[03:44] PH
    Go spread your venom!
[03:51] ann
    There it is!
[03:52] ann
    PH-1 activates her Skill!
[03:54] ann
    Zero's team has all been poisoned!
[03:57] PH
    Well, then, let's show them
    the superiority of our specs.
[04:01] mis
    Roger.
[04:07] swen
    Crap!
[04:11] PH
    Let's have a little fun!
[04:15] ann
    Venomymous goes on the offensive!
[04:18] ann
    Will Zero and Swen make it through
    this relentless assault?!
[04:29] PH
    How frail.
[04:33] mis
    Got you now!
[04:34] zero
    Time's up.
[04:37] mis
    Why, you...
[04:38] PH
    Stop, now.
[04:40] mis
    Ma'am!
[04:41] PH
    Don't chase them.
[04:44] PH
    Oh, my!
[04:45] PH
    Are you all right, Zero?
[04:48] zero
    I'm just fine.
[04:50] zero
    Keyla!
[04:51] key
    Coming!
[04:53] key
    Unlock your heart!
[04:56] key
    Keyla has arrived!
[04:59] key
    See?
[05:01] zero
    If you would.
[05:02] key
    Sure thing!
[05:03] key
    Leave it to me!
[05:07] key
    Let's unlock that damage!
[05:12] ann
    Incredible! She heals Zero with her Skill!
[05:15] ann
    All that Poison damage has disappeared!
[05:15] wren
    Huh? She can heal?!
[05:21] wren
    Hey! Mona!
[05:23] wren
    Don't be mean to Pinpoint!
[05:25] chrome
    Give him back!
[05:27] wren
    No!
[05:28] wren
    You gotta watch the battle with me!
[05:31] chrome
    They aren't even trying.
[05:35] wren
    Mona, you shouldn't pout just
    because your team is losi—
[05:39] chrome
    I'm not!
[05:41] chrome
    I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
[05:43] wren
    Calm down, Mona!
[05:45] chrome
    I'm not!
[05:46] wren
    Is she having a rebellious phase?
[05:49] ---
    Look at that!
[05:51] ann
    PH-1 is down!
[05:53] ann
    Arachnobot is the only one
    uninjured from either team!
[05:55] ann
    Has the match been decided?
[05:59] zero
    The clock hasn't even struck three yet.
[06:02] zero
    It seems you were the only losers here, PH-1.
[06:08] ph
    One more time...
[06:11] ph
    Go spread your venom!
[06:19] zero
    Won't you just give up—
[06:21] zero
    What?!
[06:24] PH
    Viper.
[06:25] shi
    I'll smoke you out.
[06:32] PH
    Nebula.
[06:33] mis
    Danger! Do not mix!
[06:40] PH
    There's more to come...
[06:41] PH
    Arachnobot!
[06:43] arac
    Finally! Took ya long enough!
[06:46] arac
    Hey! Why are you sleeping?!
[06:48] arac
    No loafing on the job!
[06:54] arac
    Did that wake you up?
[06:57] ann
    Wh-What a comeback!
[06:59] ann
    Where was Venomymous hiding all this power?!
[07:03] wren
    No way!
[07:04] chrome
    Go, go!
[07:07] PH
    Where were we hiding this power?
[07:10] PH
    We had it from the start, of course.
[07:13] zero
    PH-1...
[07:15] PH
    Hmm? Why would we do such a thing?
[07:18] PH
    Because it's more fun this way.
[07:24] PH
    Did you think you'd won?
[07:26] PH
    There's nothing better than putting
    overconfident fools in their place.
[07:31] PH
    I just love it!
[07:32] zero
    Yeah, no kidding.
[07:35] zero
    Right on time!
[08:03] PH
    Too bad.
[08:07] arach
    Buzz off!
[08:16] PH
    You were so close, Zero.
[08:19] PH
    But this is just the difference in our specs.
[08:24] ann
    Venomymous wins!
[08:28] wren
    Wow!
[08:29] chrome
    Wrench...
[08:30] chrome
    Wrench!
[08:31] wren
    Wh-What?
[08:32] chrome
    Your promise!
[08:35] chrome
    The special puff!
[08:37] chrome
    Hooray!
[08:38] wren
    That's my absolute favorite,
[08:41] wren
    potato salad mint flavor.
[08:42] chrome
    Potato salad mint?
[08:44] wren
    Don't worry, it's tasty!
[08:49] chrome
    It's weird.
[08:50] wren
    No, it's good!
[08:53] chrome
    It's weird.
[08:53] wren
    No, it's not!
[08:55] chrome
    I said it's weird.
[08:57] wren
    She is in a rebellious phase!
[08:58] chrome
    It's weird!
SIGN    The Guardian of Order