6 - Shape Up on the Balance Ball. I Dub Thee My XX

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[00:03] Blue
    Here I am.
[00:06] Blue
    I found a new subject for me at the market.
[00:11] Blue
    Salute Emperor Izumi Sakura!
[00:13] Blue
    Hup!
SIGN    Shape Up on the Balance Ball!
    I Dub Thee My XX
[00:15] ---
    What are you waiting for?
[00:16] Blue
    Hurry up and massage my shoulders.
[00:21] Blue
    Ow, ow!
[00:22] Blue
    Too hard!
[00:25] Blue
    I'm going to tell Daddy.
[00:27] Blue
    No? Don't want that? Then...
[00:33] Blue
    This is a good ride.
[00:35] Blue
    I shall make you my noble steed.
[00:37] Blue
    What? I'm heavy?
[00:40] Blue
    Then I shall shed some sweat and lighten up.
[00:43] Blue
    First, we'll train on the balance ball.
[00:46] Blue
    It'll work the inner muscles.
[00:50] Blue
    Keep your knee bent on a right angle.
[00:51] Blue
    Plant your feet firmly to the ground.
[00:54] Blue
    Here I go.
[00:55] Blue
    One...
[00:59] Blue
    Two...
[01:01] Blue
    What is that?!
[01:02] Blue
    Thirteen...
[01:04] Blue
    I wasn't playing tricks!
[01:07] Blue
    I just made a mistake.
[01:15] Blue
    Mind your balance so you
    don't fall to either side.
[01:16] ---
    Five...
[01:19] ---
    Six...
[01:22] Blue
    This is hitting...
[01:25] ---
    my stomach muscles.
[01:27] Blue
    What is the muscle called?
[01:29] Blue
    Look it up for yourself.
[01:31] Blue
    Nine...
[01:36] Blue
    Ten...
[01:39] Blue
    Finished!
[01:44] Blue
    I'm tired.
[01:46] Blue
    I'm done.
[01:48] Blue
    I've worked hard enough.
[01:50] Blue
    A little more, you say?
[01:52] Blue
    Show the people of The Sakura Empire what to do?
[01:56] Blue
    R-Right.
[01:57] Blue
    I must show my subjects how
    one must be as Emperor.
[02:01] Blue
    We'll do wide squats next.
SIGN    Adductors
[02:03] Blue
    This will tighten up our thighs.
[02:05] Blue
    Open your legs wide.
[02:06] Blue
    Toes outward.
[02:08] Mini
    Hold your arms in front of your chest.
[02:10] Blue
    Here we go.
[02:11] Blue
    One...
[02:12] Mini
    Bend your legs to a right angle.
[02:13] Blue
    Finished!
[02:17] Blue
    One should be enough.
[02:20] Blue
    What? You refuse to become my noble steed?
[02:25] Blue
    One...
[02:27] Blue
    Two...
[02:30] Blue
    Three...
[02:33] Blue
    Four...
[02:35] Blue
    Five...
[02:37] Mini
    Focus on your thigh muscles.
SIGN    Adductor Minimus
SIGN    Adductor Magnus
SIGN    Adductor Longus
[02:38] ---
    Six...
[02:40] Mini
    It works great on these muscles.
[02:40] ---
    Seven...
[02:42] Mini
    How do you read it?
[02:43] ---
    Eight...
[02:43] Mini
    Never mind that, continue!
[02:46] Blue
    This is getting tough.
[02:47] Blue
    Alas, my beloved subjects are watching.
[02:51] Blue
    Just a little more...
[02:56] A
    Don't give up!
[02:57] Blue
    Finished!
[03:04] Blue
    I can't move.
[03:05] Blue
    I don't have the energy to sit on your back.
[03:08] Blue
    No...
[03:10] Blue
    I must ride throughout
    Bonheur Chateau on my noble steed.
[03:14] Blue
    For the honor of the Sakura Empire.
[03:18] Blue
    Wh-What?
[03:19] Blue
    You'll reward me for working hard?
[03:22] Blue
    V-Very well.
[03:25] Blue
    Good, I shall make you my retainer.
[03:28] Blue
    Rejoice!