4 - Descent of the False God! Guide Me, Darkness!

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[00:01] Henjin
    You, one guided here by the stars,
[00:03] Henjin
    Yes, I'm talking to you.
SIGN    "Descent of the False God! Guide Me, Darkness!"
[00:06] Henjin
    The time has come for us to seal our pact.
[00:09] Henjin
    My name is Shion.
[00:10] Henjin
    Fallen angel of the dark world of Denebrae.
[00:15] Henjin
    I shall seduce this world
    into despair and chaos.
[00:21] Henjin
    We will now execute the heathen Dance of the
    Void to open the gates to the netherworld.
[00:27] Mini
    It's what this world calls "yoga."
[00:29] Henjin
    It seems you call it the "Bow Pose."
[00:33] Henjin
    Listen to the voices of the abyss,
[00:35] Henjin
    and the gates shall open.
[00:38] Mini
    Relax your shoulders, and slowly
    and patiently arch your body.
[00:41] Mini
    That's what she said.
[00:45] Henjin
    Hold onto your ankles and
[00:48] Henjin
    inhale quietly and slowly.
[00:51] Henjin
    This isn't easy.
[00:54] Mini
    Exhale slowly as you go back down.
[00:58] Henjin
    Th-This is harder than I thought.
[01:01] Henjin
    Y-You didn't hear anything!
[01:03] Henjin
    The False God's summoning nears.
[01:05] Mini
    Slowly inhale one more time.
[01:10] Henjin
    Behold, deep beyond the gate...
[01:14] Henjin
    The abominable vortex of the void.
[01:18] Henjin
    What? You can't see it?
[01:20] Henjin
    You're supposed to say you can!
[01:26] Henjin
    I-I'm not trying that hard.
[01:30] Henjin
    The Dark Insight of my left eye
    is vibrating in dissonance.
[01:34] Henjin
    Why does it ache?
[01:36] Henjin
    My deep blue pupil!
[01:40] Henjin
    Green?
[01:42] Henjin
    L-Look away for a second!
[01:46] Henjin
    Done.
[01:47] Henjin
    It appears that we've accidentally
    summoned an Avatar of the Shadows.
SIGN    Dance of the Wicked
[01:53] Henjin
    We shall now perform the
    Dance of the Wicked.
[01:56] Henjin
    This forbidden dance will exorcise
    us of the Avatar of the Shadows.
[01:59] Mini
    This world calls it the yoga "camel pose."
[02:03] Henjin
    To think you've summoned an unknown entity.
[02:07] Henjin
    You seem to be more powerful
    than I'd anticipated.
[02:11] Henjin
    First, pierce your sharp blades
    into the black soil below.
[02:15] Mini
    She says to point your toes downwards.
[02:17] Henjin
    Give yourself to the great abyss.
[02:20] Mini
    She said, "Slowly stretch
    your belly, chest and neck."
[02:24] Henjin
    Huh, this one might be a bit easier.
[02:26] Henjin
    I think I kind of like camels.
[02:28] Henjin
    You didn't hear that, either!
[02:30] Mini
    Inhale as you go back up.
[02:34] Henjin
    Avatar of the Shadows...
    I still feel your presence.
[02:38] Henjin
    Know that those who oppose
    me are doomed to oblivion!
[02:42] Mini
    "One more time."
[02:47] Henjin
    I am destined to sealing this
    world in eternal darkness.
[02:56] Henjin
    Hear that?
[02:58] Henjin
    The silent, beastly roar of the Avatar
    of the Shadows as it meets its end.
[03:02] Henjin
    Hear it?
[03:06] Henjin
    How unexpected that I, having intended to
    destroy this world, would become its savior.
[03:12] Henjin
    But forget not
[03:13] Henjin
    that there is a fallen
    angel of the darkness who
[03:16] Henjin
    will soon seduce this world into the abyss.
[03:21] Henjin
    Huh?
[03:23] Henjin
    The breaker blew out!
[03:24] Henjin
    That would have been so cool!
[03:25] Mini
    The final dance of darkness.
[03:27] Mini
    Make haste, and begin
    your vitality exercises!