1 - Go for It XX! Let's Clean & Side Bench

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[00:00] Brown
    Come on.
[00:02] Brown
    Wake up, already.
[00:04] Brown
    What are you grinning about?
[00:07] Brown
    I bet you were having a pervy dream again.
[00:09] Brown
    Jeez, dozing off like that.
[00:12] Brown
    We promised to work hard together, remember?
[00:14] ---
    What do you mean, "What"?
[00:16] Brown
    Come on, we gotta clean up!
SIGN    Go for It XX!
    Let's Clean & Side Bench
SIGN    Wake up, already.
SIGN    Look at my wear.
SIGN    Isn't it nice?
SIGN    I spent some money on it to celebrate our new life.
SIGN    What?
SIGN    It's cute? Really?
SIGN    You're embarrassing me.
[00:34] Blonde
    Hey, why are you always with Asami-cchi?
[00:37] Blonde
    Hurry up and help already.
[00:41] Blonde
    I guess I'll have to help you out.
[00:43] Blonde
    You better thank me.
[00:45] Blonde
    This is how our legend begins.
[00:48] Blonde
    I'm pretty pumped.
[00:50] Blonde
    You better support me, too.
[00:53] Blonde
    Hey, what do you think you're looking at?
[00:55] Blonde
    Jeez, you're so insensitive.
[00:57] Glasses
    Somebody!
[00:59] Glasses
    H-Help me!
[01:04] Glasses
    Thank you.
[01:06] Glasses
    Um, I'm sorry I'm always so clumsy.
[01:12] Glasses
    Y-Yes, I'll do my best.
[01:15] Ponytail
    Is it too crowded, you ask?
[01:17] Ponytail
    Not at all.
[01:19] Ponytail
    We all get to live together now.
[01:22] Ponytail
    I'm so excited, I just can't wait.
[01:29] Ponytail
    Jeez, Andalucia.
[01:37] Purple
    Well met, man guided by the stars.
[01:41] Purple
    We must, now more than ever,
[01:44] ---
    dance the forbidden dance for the dark gods.
[01:46] Purple
    It is all in preparation for the
[01:49] ---
    darkness' onslaught against
    the light of this world.
[01:51] Brown
    There you are.
[01:52] Brown
    Hey, come help over here, now.
[01:59] Brown
    There's a lesson room here, too, huh?
[02:02] Brown
    Hey, let's do some training.
[02:05] Brown
    For a change of pace.
[02:06] Brown
    What do you say?
[02:08] Brown
    Today's exercise is the lateral side bend.
SIGN    Abdominal oblique muscle
[02:11] Brown
    It's great for your abdominal oblique muscle.
SIGN    *Remember to exercise in moderation and have fun!
[02:14] Brown
    Let's start with five to the left.
[02:17] Brown
    One...
[02:20] Minibrown
    Exhale as you raise your leg.
[02:20] ---
    Two...
[02:23] ---
    Three...
[02:25] Minibrown
    The trick is to pay attention to your abs.
[02:26] ---
    Four...
[02:30] ---
    Five...
[02:32] Brown
    Next, the other side.
[02:34] Brown
    One...
[02:38] Brown
    Two...
[02:40] Minibrown
    It'll really tuck your tummy in.
[02:40] Brown
    Three...
[02:43] Brown
    Four...
[02:47] Brown
    Almost there!
[02:48] Minibrown
    Don't give up!
[02:51] ---
    Five...
[02:54] Brown
    Finished!
[03:00] Brown
    That's it for cleaning.
[03:02] Ponytail
    It's really starting.
[03:04] Brown
    Yup.
[03:05] Brown
    Here we go with our new life.
[03:07] Blonde
    You better keep up with me.
[03:09] Purple
    Let us cover this world in shadow together.
[03:11] Glasses
    I'm going to do my best, too.
[03:13] Brown
    Let's be good to each other going forward.
[03:15] Brown
    Let's work hard!
[03:17] A
    Okay.
[03:18] Brown
    All right, let's do this!
[03:20] Brown
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[03:27] Segway
    It seems quite fun.