E3 - You will always be my great evil dragon

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[01:27] ---
    Daddy...
[01:30] ---
    This kid...
[01:31] ---
    Thanks to your advice...
[01:33] ---
    we have averted
    this crisis on Paleo Doner.
[01:37] ---
    Don't just stare at our guests,
    go make yourself useful!
[01:39] ---
    Right!
[01:43] ---
    Someone help over here!
[01:44] ---
    Hurry, go to them! Move!
[01:47] ---
    I heard that you're violent
    and bloodthirsty,
[01:50] ---
    therefore I didn't expect you to be
    so caring about your disciple.
[01:52] ---
    Old me is nothing like that.
[01:54] ---
    Uhm, listen...
[01:57] ---
    I have a somewhat mean favour to ask.
[02:00] ---
    Could I maybe leave this kid here in town?
[02:05] ---
    What's your scheme?!
[02:06] ---
    N-No scheme, really!
    Please calm down and let old me explain.
[02:12] ---
    In fact, Lingzi is not old me's disciple.
[02:15] ---
    You saw it yourself,
[02:16] ---
    she wiped out those monster birds
    all by herself.
[02:19] ---
    If she stays here to train, she will
    for sure turn out to be a great wizard
[02:23] ---
    who can support you.
[02:26] ---
    So you're telling me
[02:27] ---
    the magic released from that little girl
    wasn't coming from you,
[02:30] ---
    but those were her own powers?
[02:33] ---
    Like I'd buy that crap.
[02:34] ---
    I know it sounds crazy,
    but it's the truth.
[02:39] ---
    I can't fully trust you yet.
[02:41] ---
    However, once the clean-up is done,
    I'll see to the child being accommodated.
[02:45] ---
    And then let's take some time
    to think about the rest.
[02:48] ---
    Thank you, that would be a big relief.
[02:51] ---
    Can I ask you one more thing?
[02:53] ---
    Hm?
[02:55] ---
    Why are you betraying
    the demon king?
[02:57] ---
    I don't think he would neglect
    someone like you.
[03:00] ---
    Or is it your pride that prevents you
    from subordinating to others?
[03:06] ---
    I need to clear up
    some misunderstandings first.
[03:09] ---
    Old me is no evil dragon but merely
    a useless vegan dragon, that's all.
[03:22] ---
    So that's what happened.
    See what I mean?
[03:25] ---
    And who d'you think'll buy that crap?
[03:29] ---
    I knew it!
[03:31] ---
    Evil dragon Revandia, don't tell me
    you don't dare to oppose the demon king
[03:35] ---
    and want to shove
    the responsibility on that girl?
[03:38] ---
    Why does everyone keep saying that?!
[03:41] ---
    The release of magic follows rules.
[03:43] ---
    She's just a human child, how could she
    suddenly use such strong powers?
[03:48] ---
    Or do you believe a newborn
    can just get up and walk?
[03:51] ---
    Er, maybe she's... a divine child?
[03:55] ---
    In fact, I have heard
    of some high-level wizards
[03:58] ---
    who were able to use high-level magic
    even as a child.
[04:01] ---
    However, these are all just legends.
[04:03] ---
    I for my part haven't yet
    met a divine child in reality.
[04:06] ---
    Well, there's one
    right in front of you now.
[04:11] ---
    If what you say is true,
    we are in big trouble.
[04:14] ---
    The level of her magic
    by far surpasses human capabilities.
[04:18] ---
    But her technique for manipulating it
    is clumsy.
[04:21] ---
    Any unforeseen event
[04:23] ---
    and her own magic might devour her,
    turning her into a real evil dragon.
[04:28] ---
    You mean she'll become a dragon?!
[04:32] ---
    Well, normally of course
    that's impossible.
[04:34] ---
    It's just a theory deduced
    under the premise that you're not lying.
[04:40] ---
    Well to you it's just a theory,
[04:42] ---
    but old me's fearful heart can't handle
    being startled like that.
[04:46] ---
    Your turn to answer my question.
[04:49] ---
    I'm asking you one last time.
[04:51] ---
    Why are you betraying the demon king?!
[04:56] ---
    No answer?
[04:57] ---
    A foolish decision.
[04:59] ---
    You're lucky his highness the demon king
    has some respect for you left.
[05:02] ---
    And yet you get so full of yourself
    to throw you future away.
[05:05] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[05:08] ---
    I am Ai Li'anti,
    loyal swordsman to the demon king.
[05:14] ---
    Prepare to die, old dragon!
[05:22] ---
    Forgive me, master,
[05:24] ---
    for sleeping big time
    right in front of the enemy.
[05:28] ---
    To make up for my failure, allow me
    to present you the enemy's head.
[05:43] ---
    Your magic powers truly are above mine.
[05:46] ---
    However...
[05:48] ---
    You've used it all up in the fight
    against the monster birds.
[05:52] ---
    You really need to learn pacing yourself.
[05:55] ---
    When it comes to pure sword fighting,
    you're no enemy to me.
[06:12] ---
    S-She's strong.
[06:13] ---
    Her sword is much heavier,
    yet she's much more agile than Lingzi.
[06:20] ---
    She's predicting all of Lingzis movements,
    and thus guards them in advance.
[06:24] ---
    At this rate
[06:25] ---
    Lingzi won't be able even to scratch her.
    She won't hold up like this.
[06:31] ---
    Fierce attacks alone
    will hardly do the trick, little girl.
[06:35] ---
    Now it's my turn.
[06:45] ---
    Oh no!
[06:46] ---
    That attack was a feint
[06:48] ---
    to force Lingzi to jump, so she'd
    lose foothold and can't react anymore.
[06:56] ---
    Lingzi!
[07:01] ---
    So, it's back to you and me,
[07:04] ---
    evil dragon Revandia.
[07:09] ---
    Oh goodness,
    this time I'm a goner for sure!
[07:21] ---
    Who'd have thought,
    after my 5000 years of life,
[07:23] ---
    my body won't even stay
    in one piece when I'm gone.
[07:27] ---
    Hey, evil dragon. You listening?
[07:30] ---
    You're overdoing it!
[07:37] ---
    I still have my legs and arms.
    And no wounds either.
[07:39] ---
    But old me clearly felt the pain just now.
[07:44] ---
    That's right, there was pain.
    This sword is special.
[07:47] ---
    No matter how weak or strong
    the opponent,
[07:49] ---
    it will inflict damage on them.
[07:52] ---
    You are no exception, evil dragon.
[07:55] ---
    As long as I keep attacking you,
    the sword will keep hurting you.
[07:59] ---
    You mean you won't let me die quick
    and painless, but rip me apart alive?
[08:03] ---
    W-Wait, hold it!
[08:10] ---
    Oh goodie, that hurts.
[08:14] ---
    Say, can't you use
    a normal sword instead?
[08:17] ---
    This one's just too cruel!
[08:20] ---
    Did you think
    I'd fall for that, Revandia?
[08:23] ---
    A normal sword can't even scratch you.
[08:25] ---
    The winner is clear already.
    This will only prolong the fight.
[08:30] ---
    Coming to speak of it,
    didn't Lingzi also ...
[08:41] ---
    Stop! Wait a sec!
[08:51] ---
    They seem to be getting along just fine.
[08:52] ---
    Ouch, ouch, ow!
[08:53] ---
    Guess, I worried for nothing.
[09:02] ---
    WIN
[09:02] ---
    WIN
[09:02] ---
    You defeated the evil dragon Revandia
[09:04] ---
    So you really were weak?
[09:06] ---
    Even if I had a little strength,
    it'd hardly be enough to get away from you.
[09:13] ---
    Sorry for going so rough against you.
[09:16] ---
    I just wanted to test you a little.
[09:18] ---
    But seeing you beaten up like that
[09:20] ---
    by a human,
    I guess you were telling the truth.
[09:22] ---
    Test ... me?
[09:25] ---
    Did you have to go that far?!
[09:34] ---
    My apologies.
[09:35] ---
    But this sword only inflicts pain.
[09:38] ---
    It doesn't cause any real physical harm.
[09:40] ---
    Well, you did cause old me
    quite some mental harm, you know?
[09:46] ---
    So that thing about you
    and the demon's army was ...
[09:49] ---
    ... of course a lie.
[09:50] ---
    If you really were the dragon from the legends,
    my attack would've angered you.
[09:55] ---
    Then, very likely you'd have turned
    Paleo Doner to ashes by now.
[09:59] ---
    However, if you believed me to be
    of the demon king's army,
[10:02] ---
    your anger would
    turn towards the demons.
[10:05] ---
    Sorry to tell you old me is so weak,
    any anger'd lead to nothing.
[10:10] ---
    Oh yes and, better don't go around
    telling people that you're weak.
[10:15] ---
    That little girl believes in you.
[10:17] ---
    We don't know what'd happen,
    if she lost what she'd believed in.
[10:21] ---
    Besides, the bounty on your head
    comes second right after the demon king.
[10:25] ---
    If people knew that you're actually weak,
[10:27] ---
    you'll have a bunch of bounty hunters
    coming for your head.
[10:33] ---
    But you can do something about it, right?!
[10:38] ---
    I wish you good luck.
[10:40] ---
    So nothing can be done to fix this?
[10:42] ---
    Seems like I'll have to say goodbye
    to my cave.
[10:46] ---
    Well there's not *nothing
    *that could be done.
[10:57] ---
    When the girl wakes up,
    tell her that fight was just a dream.
[11:00] ---
    It'll save you trouble.
[11:02] ---
    She might be young, but still
    she won't believe such an absurd story.
[11:10] ---
    She will.
[11:11] ---
    She'll believe everything,
    as long as it's coming from you.
[11:31] ---
    Great evil dragon.
[11:32] ---
    Y-Your body has ...
[11:36] ---
    Oh, you awake, Lingzi?